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Literally anyone: “How much would you simp for Loba?”
Tony: “ *yes* “
Somehow maintaining 444 likes
@sad ol' pickle now 666
Now 716.....shit too early
cant blame him
@@Storm-od8pg 📸🤨
I'd bring loba gibby and octane. Octane needs to eat and he burns off thousands of calories a game
True asf
Bloodhound is the one finding the best buffet
Hes a crack head crack heads dont eat
@@SPACEHARICE That's not how that works at all-
@@sweetieswifey627
I literally have couple in my family brother
I’d bring Revenant and Loba to a restaurant to see what would happen.
Revenant would prolly throw a burger at loba and it would escalte to a food fight
@@ayowheredabread7588 I visibly smiled at your comment. Revenant throwing a burger at Loba is a hilarious image that you thought up. I was thinking more of a blood bath after the two insult each other for a few minutes but your idea is definitely better
@@ayowheredabread7588 I think it would be the opposite since Revenant can't eat anyway
@@rafiq6058 well nah maybe hed have a kind if view from his former life, and when he realizes hes still a robot he just yeets the burgir at loba
Nah loba just remembers your parents dieing lol
Hold on, isn’t there a lore piece that literally says mirage can eat like 4 large pizzas in one sitting?
Id say 1 and 1/2 since he’s not that tall/big, unlike others(kind of me slightly taller but same size) who on a good day, can do that with a medium/small, but it is mirage so I doubt he has any portion control
@@nucci6865 but there’s like a legit piece of lore where’s he’s in the phone asking for a pizza delivery and then he says smth like “yea, it’s mirage again…” I’ll see if I can find it
@@antoninocuffaro2804 oh sorry, I just didn’t think it was official, I thought it was just a head canon someone made to look like like lore, again sorry
He does have a official dating profile too so it’s not far fetched for that to be true
Nice Pfp Fellow NF fan
I'm not bringing caustic he would poison the damn Buffet
True
Tbh most buffet food is pretty old all ready. He pretty much kills all of the bectiria inside
For science
@@darkofps S C I E N C E
I wonder if octane is kinda like the flash and has an insane metabolism and constantly has to eat.
With loba you don't even have to leave the table. Just toss a boutique by the table and grab everything you need
Smart
That’s unsanitary...
Use the loba ult and steal money from everyones wallets to pay for it
With loba you don't even need to leave for the restaurant
The bad thing about that is u can just take 2 things
I’d bring rampart, valk and mirage, they’ve literally all got voice lines about how hungry they constantly are 😂
You want some porkchops?
“Im starving. I’d sell an ovary for some ramen”
Shop opens soon and I haven't had lunch yet
"Ignore me, i'm hungry, and don't know what i'm saying"
I think octane could eat more than all of them he must burn loads of calories from running around
Everybody talking about caustic gassing shit and that he’d ruining everything without realising he respects science more than his gas, if you told him cooking was a science he’d probably try to spice up the buffet with interesting ingredients and make it way better
Show him like 3 or 4 Binging with Babish videos suddenly next thing you know caustics main rival is Gordon Ramsay
That or poison you by complete accident if he tries to add riskier ingredients.
It's a hit or miss with him, but probably worth.
He’s probably secretly a master chef
Octane def munches with how much he runs
Half of Valks voicelines are literally her wanting to eat
Lifeline and Bangalore are secretly foodies. Lifeline keeping that thickness and Bangalore cause you burn calories like sh!t during military training.
Military food in the navy is amazing
For me it's Gibby because he's a friendly guy and would make it fun, Fuze because he would also be a fun guy to eat with and then Octane because he can run around and get food quickly and because with all of his running he needs his energy
But he is gat
I'd take octane, he'd hurry the chef's up with that stim 😂
chefs already have their own stims usually 😁
Gibby mirage and fuze...
Very fun trio to have diner with no doubt
Octanes metabolism is probably so high that all the food would be burned away instantly
Also those stims probably increase it even more lmao
stimulants decrease apetite he probably goes for weeks without food and sleep lol
"please respawn why am i so causthicc i want to be causthin please causthink about it next patch."
no no- lobs is THE buffet
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@@TWxDubby ?
das right
I’m bringing Mirage, Octane, and Fuse, I feel like that would be fun
And you know octane would be eating a lot after all that cardio he does
MIRAGE HE LOVES PORK CHOPS!!!!
I would bring fuze, wraith and maybe revenant, just cause why not, screw loba
Poor Revenant can't even eat he is a sim
@@IdontKnow-lg7wg no, but he my main so can't leave him behind ya know
Octane, Gibraltar and Caustic. Loba watches her weight 100%.
Why did he say causethicc 😂😂😂😂 he said it 3 times im all for Tony’s humor 😂
Ngl, gonna need that Loba fanart chief
Octane, he's the most active so needs the most calories
Gibby because you know he’s gonna cook something even better mirage because he’s gonna eat all the porkchops caustic because he’s gonna enjoy the food period
Caustic is gonna fucking study the food instead of eat it
Octane, Loba, and Revenant. The last two are just to see what happens. Octane is my main so why not?
Rampart: She has a MINIGUN...
Lifeline: In case somwone is dying...
Valkyrie: She can just fly us all there
This would be a fun ass group tho lmaoo
Nah, I gotta feeling that caustic is absolutely jacked
Octane gotta keep his energy up
I feel like octane would eat half the buffet
Bangalore, Valk, and fuse. Bangalore for the conversation, Valk cause she has the biggest appetite and she can cook and fuse for the beers, he can also hop on the grill and play the guitar.
My boi caustic can put the food away. Only the finest cuisine for Alexander Knox.
Mirage be like- “do you guys smell pork chops ?”
He didn't even mention fuse?
Wraith, Valkyrie, Loba.
All the thirst theyd be giving me id need the buffet. Also food rizz 😂
Apex knew what they were doing with loba
How I'm glad that I'm not the only one who calls Caustic "Causthicc"
Best music choice, anyone else remember those old flash game where you made food and this music played?
My 3
Mirage- He literally could make it look like I'm having a party
Wraith- she's a vibe
Watson- she's wholesome ☺
New Castle has literal jiggles physics
It's octane and it's not even close. My man is burning all the calories.
Gibby, mirage, fuse and bloodhound. Honestly just sounds like a great time.
Nah nah nah wattson, wattson and wattson boom now thats going to be an ecstatic night
Bro is getting his moneys worth fr 😂😂😂😂
I feel like fuse would enjoy
1. Loba she loves cake
2. Octane for entertainment
3. Mirage so he can eat porkchops
Mirage, Octane, and Crypto. Me and the boys are grubbing tf out
Valkyrie is always talking about how hungry she is
everyone thinks caustic is fat like gib but caustic actually works out, without his suit he is BUFF
Valk bro, she always talking about how hungry is.
"Tony, which three legend-"
"Loba"
The CourageJD of apex
Me and you thought the same
Loba for we can steal all the food, wraith so we can store the food in the interdimension. Last but not least Wattson so she can recook the cold food with her fence.
Would bring Mirage, he needs friends :)
Hey tony if you were going fishing which two legends are you gonna take
I would take fuse and valkyrie.
Bro Valkyrie always talks about how hungry she is that’s a no brainer
We don’t take Loba to buffets. We eat out
I’d bring Gibby, Fuse, and Valk. Gibby just seems like the kind of guy to enjoy a good meal (not saying it for other reasons lol). Fuse seems like the kind of crazy people out there that eat nonstop and gain no weight. Valk has lots of lines where she seems super hungry (she offers to sell an overy for some food). Honorable mentions being Rampart, Mirage, and Octane.
Is anyone else gonna talk bout how the way he was saying thicc sounded like sumthin else
Revenant. He has no stomach so he’s never full.
I like his way of thinking
Mirage, Octane, and Gibraltar bro legit party already
Me,Gibraltar,Valkyrie,and Vantage will *DESTROY* the food until we put the buffet owners into debt.
Valkyrie, fuse and Maggie.
Best option for a buffet.
They are all carnivores.
Watson mirage and octane just be the loudest table 😂
Valkyrie's always Talking about how hungry she is and that she could eat a leviathan
I would bring Loba, Revenant and Pathfinder in the same restaurant that Loba's parents died in.
mirage because he’s funny,
loba because black market boutique shenanigans,
Gibby because he’s cool
Gibby, fuse and wattson. They would be a fun trio to go with tbh
Fuse literally talks about grilling up 60 steaks after the game.
Mirage, octane, and wattson sounds like a fun time to me
Loba : yes
Lifeline : also yes
Ballistic, Mirage, and Vantage
Ballistic is a jump master... gun master and master cook, that's literally one of his quips.
Mirage just has that energy, he would make the night amazing.
Gibraltar because no place is complete without our brudda.
Octane cause his metabolism has gotta be insane
Octane, Rampart & Newcastle would be vibes ngl
Not Caustic, he’d drug my food to conduct an “experiment”.
New castle caustic fuse is vibes
Fuse, rampart, Gibby.
Fuse is a party animal, absolutely chugs bear and eats a shit ton throughout. Gets his worth of steak because he's not shy walking up to get more time after time.
Gibby obviously just snacks like a beast.
Rampart is a bar owner, and she's definately a snack fiend.
I feel like octane would go feral at the buffet
I feel like Gibby could eat a bus and call it a light snack.
Mirage is always talking about his pork chops tho
If there’s beer then fuse is a must lol
Valk would inhale all the food 🍱
- Caustic
- Why?
- Cause thicc
Fuse does have a line talking about ordering steaks for after the game 😂
Rampart, Fuse, Mirage
Mirage gonna make a clone of himself and take all the food
I'd Bring ash and wraith to get that buffet food out the door then bring mirage to distract them as I walk out
Fuse seems like he could eat a lot of food
Octane needs the calories from all the running
The answer for everything is loba
- the apex legends Confucius
Mirage, fuse and Gibraltar. They seem like a great group to hang out with
octaine is the kind of guy to eat enough for 3 people and not gain any weight
Tony is only brining loba for dessert 💀
He gotta make his gas one way or another
People sleeping on Rampart for the buffet.
Fuse be given Knuckle Sandwiches.
Nah bro you gotta throw mirage in on the buffet. You know that boy can EAT
Ayo tony on the sus buss recently