Has Trump Even Read The Bible?
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2024
- The former president is using his favorite song to help sell his "favorite" book.
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Just a reminder, if you get a Trump Bible, make sure your insurance carrier covers spontaneous combustion.
Trump was put on Earth by God because Jesus failed us Trump is the true Messiah and leader of all Christians!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!
Very good.
💀
😂😂😂
But if you spontaneously combusted wouldn't they brand you a witch/warlock?
He thinks the Ten Commandments is a to do list
WINNER!! Best reply yet! Congratulations! hahaha
@@beverlyweber4122- So true!!!
More like the seven deadly sins...
Nice steal on that joke like we will think you made it up...
🍊 🤡 🇺🇸🤷♂️Think it's time all Trump disciples cut off your MAGA Kool-aid cold turkey ..good way to do it is click your fools Gold'en sneaker heels together 3 times and pray to your new Trump Bible for the 2nd coming🙌
*_Imagine giving money to a billionaire!? If you can't see the CON, then you are the MARK!_*
How did you have that font?
@@marianghioda Bracket your comment with '_**' before and then '**_' after, though exclude all '. Play with it.
"Trump's screwed on judgement day" 😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤
My thoughts exactly!
Not sure but guessing that God is pi$$ed.....!
If there is no God, then fine....Karma works for ALL folks and time to Trump to belly up to the Karma bar!
Even just this year.
It's sad but so true 😭😞😭😭😭😭😭
A day I will celebrate
If only it were real!
The Bible is a book, Trump has never read a book...
Trump doesn’t write 2% of what’s accredited to him. It’s his staff. Most of it is far beyond his cognitive abilities as demonstrated by his word salad interviews.
He loved the copy of Mein Kampff his Dad gave him....
(True)
It was "My New Order", a collection of Hitler's speeches. Ivana (his first wife) has said it is the only book she ever saw him read. Marty Davis gave it to him.
Oh he's read a book. Let's not forget his love of Mein Kampf. The closest people around him have said it's his true favorite book. Ivana trump said it herself.
@@19kvet96 I can find stories about Ivana saying "My New Order" is his favorite book. I cannot find anything about her talking about Mein Kompf.
The two books cover the same basic information. My New Order is the speeches he gave to sell the concepts in Mein Kompf.
Donald is a speaker, not a writer or reader, so he could understand the collection of speeches better.
He hasn’t read it because it’s like the constitution…. too many words he doesn’t understand.
And no pictures
😂😂😂
Children's version has pictures
Why are liberials so upset for someone ypu is selling bibles?????
@@Shawn-jd5dd the ppl u support are complete jokes 😂
I’m proud to be an idiot
Where I know I am free
To buy Bibles from the guy who has lied to me
At least he doesn't pretend to be a prophet like some of the others. Still wouldn't vote for him or buy his bible in any case.
@@kathydurow6814
True. Although I do think he was close with such memorable classics such as, “Greatest Jobs President God Has Ever Created”, “I Am The Chosen One”, and claimed that no one has done more for Christianity or religion in general than he has….
@@kathydurow6814 I wouldn't put that pass him. If he thinks he is going to make a profit, he would.
Amazing song parody. Thanks for bringing humor to this horrific situation.
Whoever wrote this song thank you so much WOW ❤❤
😂😂😂😂this should be the new song and be BLASTED from EVERY radio across America
Yes please, especially in red states!
somebody should CALLED WEIRD AL!
I’m so happy you 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😅😮😅😮😮😮😅😮😅😅😅😅😅😅
If Trump had an ounce of humility he would drop out this race and apologize to America
That's the opposite of what he plans to do. What's the opposite of humility?
An ounce? Trump doesn’t even have an 1/8 of a gram of humility, let alone an ounce.
He has none!!😂
@@Typical.Anomaly conceit would be my best guess
But, even if, this dumbass apologized... He would never mean his sore ass sorry. He never even cared about his own life! He has only cared about how much was in his dumbass bank account.... And the real Gary/Donald now knows what it really feels like to have nothing. Look outside, you may see him!
This should be The Grammy's Music Video of the YEAR, & Win an Oscar!! 🤣🤣
Kind of a mixed award concept there since the Grammys are music and the Oscars are movies. Why not an Emmy since that is video. ha, ha, ha...
@@superbmediacontentcreator It could win an Oscar by it being a song on a Documentary Short Subject.
This and Scarlett Johnson's impression of Katie Brit. Should get Oscars
, The comment below explained it perfectly of what I meant. Please quit making a big deal out of a simple comment. Hundreds of other people knew what I was saying, but you & the 4 people who liked your comment couldn't process what I meant. Ha ha ha!! Grow up!! You sound like a mad MAGA troll!! LOL!! 🙄🤣🤣
@@StarGazer9976, Thank You!! 💜
This song needs to be all over social media 😂
This is awesome!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Lock the piece of 💩up already!!! 💙💙💙🌊🌊🌊
Did You Tube warn you that you were calling Trump a piece of shit?
@@ldfreitas9437Trump’s a traitor. That’s worse.
@@ldfreitas9437Smelly poo poo head seems safer
Way past time they locked him up. tRump for (at least) 20 - 24 years in prison 👍🏻♥️♥️♥️
Beautiful profile pic...
I'm just surprised the bible didnt burst into flames at his touch. I thought that's what holy objects do when they came into contact with evil.
The bible is protected by leather, so no harm can come to the book via unholy creatures.
Trump shoulda burst into flame when he touched the Bible.h
They lost the remote for the combustion of the Bible in his hands.
Evil creatures are supposed to burst into flame when in contact with a holy object. Vampires fear crosses, not the other way around.
It’s usually the other way around, or at least that’s what I’ve seen from vampire shows.
PRICELESS -- love it!!! GREAT job Stephen Colbert and staff!!
Trump is our April fool .
Well, any day ending in Y really.
@@leapingkitties Lol that's the truth!
"I've never read a book, and I'm sure as shit not starting with the bible." -Trump, probably
OMG! 😂 This is one of the best cold openers. From your lips to God's ear, "Trump's screwed on judgment day!" 😂
The waiting is the hardest part🎵..(Tom Petty)
Absolutely killed it. "LORD Supper at KFC!" He will be screwed😂😂😂😂😂😂
This song hits the spot 🎯
The Bible doesn’t need an endorsement from trump.
Or Greenwood. This started as a grifty fundraiser for Greenwood. And here I thought it was Trump's idea...I was giving Trump too much credit!
I hope Trump plays this song at his rallies. That would be awesome!
Someone should switch the song out on him... I bet he wouldn't even notice 😂
"Sorry sir, you're not on the list."
Trump: "Excuse me, do you know who I am!?"
St. Peter: "...Nope."
"Wait a minute...yes, I apologize, sir. You have an appointment with your good friend, Lucifer. Downstairs, in the basement. Have a good day!"
And there's free soft serve around the back side of Rush Limbaugh 24/7
i believe his sequel is being marketed at 30 pieces of silver.
Give your writers a raise 😂😂😂
In a speech to the Christian students at Liberty University, Trump eroded his scriptural bona fides when he said, "2 Corinthians, 3:17, that's the whole ballgame." "Second Corinthians" is the proper reference, and the error prompted Family Research Council president Tony Perkins, who advised Trump on the speech, to admit, "It shows that he's not familiar with the Bible."
Honestly, I think some people who are sincere about it do say “2 Corinthians”. It’s not any kind of big outrage
sadly it seems, Trump still has a lot of credit/bona fides/devotion/blind trust to erode before reality dawns on him
I read a tweet from a Christian scholar back then which said there is a denomination whose adherents use 'One' and 'Two' instead of 'First' and 'Second', though. (The scholar said he was just pointing that out, not trying to defend Trump.)
Two Corinthians lol .
Oh trumpie give it a rest already. 😂
2 Corinthians walk into a bar......
I like this version better than the other one...😅
Your writers are national treasures!
Someone should secretly swap out this song at one of his rallies... I bet he wouldn't even notice 😂
Pride goeth before the fall... Seriously Stephen never misses 😂😂
*Stephen plz. 😉
@@babawali3021 I didn't even catch that till now thanks!
The shot of him in front of the church during the pandemic made Episcopalians outraged. As if he could ever act as a Christian.
He also held the Bible upside down.
During his recent Bible grift, he held it right side up. So, progress? Given another few decades maybe he'll actually open one up!
Nah. The only way that happens is if it's for a photo shoot for the Trump Bible Platinum Edition.
Don't forget how he forced the crowd there to leave their own church grounds so he could create a photo op.
just Episcopalians? that was the moment he expected the military to shoot at peaceful demonstrators. they cleared the road from demonstrators with teargas for him to cross for this photo op
tRUmp ordered national guard troops into Lafayette Square that day where some Episcopal priests were distributing water & first aid to peaceful demonstrators. The priests were arrested for rioting or whatever. tRUmp is infected with evil and seeks to spread that evil among human beings for his own benefit.
@@GildaLee27 I was born in the same Jamaica neighborhood in New York as trump.
He is the Antichrist!
To Trump, just reading the cover that says “Holy Bible” counts as reading the Bible. (Just don’t ask Stinky what’s inside!)
He said he likes how the ending wraps everything up. Now back to Sesame Street.
Two Corinthians!
😂😂😂
Maybe that's what was on his hand, the scorch marks from holding the Bible?
@@DavidTheHypnotist That’s the whole ball game!
I keep saying this, if Trump owns many Bibles & follows the Bible, then I'm an Alien!! 🤣🤣
Marvin the Martian here; nice to meet you 😊
They're in some unopened box at Mar-a-Lago.
typo…. many should be *any
And if it's his "favorite book," huh? 👽
@@laustinspeiss
That, too!!! 👏🤣
$60 Bibles… that’s Trump-flation!
bibles that you can get for free
all public domain content. must be genuine leather bound and printed on very nice paper
The only copyrighted content where they'd have to pay royalties is that awful over-the-top Greenwood song.
It's a bible thumping religious fashion statement for the Status Quo and Trump preached about it too with disinformation about President Biden! If not, who can afford a $60 bible? Thump this!
Play that song in his prison cell 24/7.
That was beautiful, man.
I don't think he'll be seeing pearly gates when he leaves Earth; it's more like boiling tar pits.🔥
I pass by the LaBrea Tar Pits all the time. Now I’ll see them as Trumps future resting place.
Nobody deserves to be boiled. Not even Trump.
I hope someone shares this with Lee Greenwood.
I wonder hoe Greenwood fells about Trump using his song? Proud? Or embarrassed, as he should be.
I laughed so hard, my Pepsi came out my nose! 😂
Q: How many Corinthians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two Corinthians…
The ultimate GRIFT
Bleeding The Thrift (aka Jesus Saves But Trump Gets A Kick Back)
If the Bible is God’s greatest gift
Then Trump thinks it’s fraud’s greatest grift
It’s got multiple uses
Doorstop, oath abuses
Swearing on, and then pleading the fifth
Aside from Hitler's speeches - what other book has Trump read ? Not even The Art of the Deal ?!
Read Art Of The Deal? He didn't even write it, Trump paid Tony Schwartz $250,000 to write it, Tony followed Trump around asking softball questions and recorded Trump rambling on & on for a couple hundred hours then took some creative liberties to make his incoherent brainfarts sound semi-intelligent but still like the egotistical, self centered twat Trump truly is. Tony still gets 50% of the royalties from it.
Mein Kampf is the other book Drumpf has read.
@@jonncockrell3606 Yes! ~My Misery~
Now, now… I heard him read a poem once. “The snake”. It had many words! With big print letters it might even have been a full page of words. Although it’s about himself, so perhaps not too hard for him to remember.
His own book was ghost-written, so it could well be that he hasn't read it.
I would love a complete song with this version!
F yes!😂🤣👍🏼👍🏼
Doesn’t he know bibles are given out for free? He’s going to start asking people to pay for phone books next. What a pathetic thing.
Ok, so this is genius!!!!! I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose and I was not even drinking milk at the time!!!
👍👌👏👏👏👏👏👏😂😂Thanks for the good laugh at this con man🎃🤡💰
Trump reading the bible is as likely as him reading the rules of golf. Why read something you plann to ignore regardless.
Kudos to Steve's staff for also going after Greenwood on this one.
Best Greenwood adaptation ever.
OK, I am ignorant and culturally deprived. Greenwood? Who is that singer/song/composer? (Might be three different answers)
@@kathydowning3141 Lee Greenwood. Country singer. Very hot in the 1980's...and God Bless the USA was his biggest hit.
I have seen him in concert back in 1985 and this WAS quite a moving and beautiful song. Now that it's been corrupted by the pu$$y grabber in chief, not a fan anymore.
The Capitol Steps did a good parody version called “God bless my SUV” you should look for.
@@kathydowning3141 the parody is of C&W singer/composer Lee Greenwood's early '90s anthem, "God Bless the USA" which played in heavy rotation during the '90-'91 Gulf War.
Reminds me of John Goodman as the Bible selling Klansman in O Brother Where Art Thou?
Just A short tutorial, Boys!
He was soooooo good in that. As was everybody.
Underrated movie indeed.
This is con man 101 right here
You so underestimate him, it's more like CON343, for major only.
That was gold.
Wow! Brilliant! I laughed right out loud and I’m alone!
That video was absolutely amazing.
When anyone asks him to quote from the Bible, Trump skirts the question.
Yeah. When asked which is his favorite Bible verse he sez "Oh, all of them!' Ya, sure. How about the Old Testament verse about a guy named Onan, who was DAMNED TO HELL for "spilling his seed on the ground" outside of marriage?..........................elsullo
This LITERALLY should be a campaign ad!
Trump is very familiar with the Bible. Especially the commandment regarding adultery.
Excellent!!
I got a great laugh at this. Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺
Priceless, lol now that’s a song I can totally believe. 😂❤
Trump wouldn't even know the 10 commandments even if they were on his bucket list.
UnkleMonkey - Print them on the side of those "KFC" buckets, and he *might* just see them...
🍗👀👍
Come on. Trump doesn't know how to read. His own white house admitted they needed to include pictures in their daily briefings for him.
Trump and read in the one sentence. Nahh no way😂
How low can he go?
He's down there with things that slither.
Please don't insult snakes
That's a slam on all things that slither. 🤣😂🤣
What's next? Trump holy water?..😂
He already DID market bottled water years ago, before politics.......................elsullo
Patriotic American apple pie, patriotic socks, patriotic flashlights (that shine red white & blue) -- the list is endless. Look for him to appear on TV's "Shark Tank."
Lol perfect!
Trump should make a picture book version of the Bible for his followers.
Hilarious!
ONE WORD BRILLIANT.
That was funny 😂😂😂
McDonald’s could also be fair game for the last supper as it has DONALD in it 😂
OMG..is THAT why it's his favorite fast food? Makes sense.
how low can you go , a fake billionaire selling $60 bibles , he has no idea what a bible is !
What a lovely song 🙂🙃🙂
God'll git him fer this....
Please play this at his rallies forever
he will slither out of judgement day like every other time.
Trump and the BibleK! Have the two ever met!
What a joke!
So true !! And hilarious 😅
🔥 finally retribution for being forced to sing this 90s hokey patriotic song.
Perfect!!!!😂
What with trump's latest reprehensible shenanigans,
the creep has gone beyond what's merely utterly despicable.
He can, without it being hyperbole, be called abominable.
No, it's a scam to crack the election rules. It's how he can get churches and rich Christian ministers to donate legally.
the "good people on both sides," the "shithole countries," the insurrection, those things weren't great. but selling bibles?! too far!!
"the hypocrisy is the worst part!"
Without hyperbole, he's deplorable. Believe me.
Still waiting on Greenwood to defend his country in the military.
Hell, he's screwed now.
You KNOW he hasn't read it. He doesn't read anything.
Genius
Sounds like Lee Greenwood is really desperate for money
Name another Greenwood song besides THAT one.
Read the bible? Trump doesn't even know the Lord's Prayer.
I love this ❣️
The best song of the year.
Truly inspired, 😅 great laugh folks - needed that!!🎉
I WILL VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN!!!!!!
When will this man just go away.!!! 😂😂😂😂😂Dear Lord.💙🙏🏼
Let us pray that it’s very soon!🙏🏼
Both of them. Though Trump first.
BRILLIANT!
Literally selling free to download documents from the Internet is peak grift.
There's still copyright on that awful song. But the rest is public domain. They used the King James Version to avoid possible problems on that instead of newer, plain-English translations.
He paid someone else to read it, does that count?
I could do without that song, though I like this version better.
“Has trump even read…”
Can trump even read?
That’s a better question.
Brilliant! 😂