What If Potatoes Can't Swim - Human Fall Flat
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- Опубликовано: 1 фев 2018
- TODAY! Today we try something NEW!
New is scary....but sometimes new is good!
Let me know if you enjoyed today's video!
In today's video we have....
★ Jess: A smol potato
★ Jason: / @jasonbravura
★ Ross: / @yourpalross
★ Garroth - Andy:
/ thedragonhat 
Игры
Garrroth: Not to warn you guys but there might be a creature in our boat...
Ross: Is it me?
KandyKane Gaming garrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrrrrrroth
That’s face doe
KandyKane Gaming y
KandyKane Gaming Andy not Garroth
Lucy Dawg o
Jason: "OH THANK GOD"
Ross :"Alright, now we just gotta flip it again"
that killed me
Gati yeah
Whitewolf which comment :0
Lol
FLIP THE SPEED BOAT
Whitewolf so was i
I love when Jason and Ross are sharks after they drown, and Jason screaming WE CANT SWIMM, made me wheeze lmao
Can we all stop and appreciate Andy's character it has two open sides 🤣
i noticed that
Yea o_o
😂
its making me angry
@@spoon1131same bro
Ross:A ghooost ship
Jess:Ima name it david :>
It was not ross
ButtercupPawss that was Aaron who said a ghost ship
I'm a potato :3 Jason
ButtercupPawss It was “ *Jason* ”that said the Ross part
Ye
7:44 I died after this....
Garroth:get yo hands of meh!
bunny pop cowboy Andy 🤠
Me too🤣
7:52 actually
@@mari-xe5ek I agree check twice girl
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
00:44
Apmau:this is me trying to get out of bed
Me:SAME
Same
"Aright thats a rock" GOT ME DIEING
Someone flipped the ship
Cat :3 yha jess and Jason flipped the aarmau ship a long time ago lol 😂
Cat :3 :/
ANDY LET GO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Lanee Hamaguchi DUN DUN DDDDDUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN
Lanee Hamaguchi XD
Jason: Okay, so what we see here is that Andy, the chain and the hook have become quantum entangled, and all their fates and destinies have intertwined together
Andy: This is what happens when so many door jokes happen
Jess: Hold me Jason
Jason: Listen- we gotta stop this before the universe is gonna end- we gotta stop this - WE GOTTA PUT AN END TO THIS
i was reading this and the audio played OWO
Lol
In between Andy and Jason’s line you forgot to put in Jess’s line this is so magical Jason that’s what Jason your welcome
IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!
TigerJolteo c
I love that Ross is their son, this video also makes me miss Ross and Andy in their videos.
Jason: Look at Andy's face that is the face of disappointment. Angels fall from the sky---Mystreet When Angels Fall
12:26 when Jason tried to push Jess but instead throw's himself in the water and 12:38 when Andy said where making progress but gets in have way in the sentence cut off 😂🤣😹😂🤣😹
Andy:not to alarm you but I think there's a monster on the boat
Ross:is it me?
Jose Rocha lmao that was so funny had me dying of laughter 😂
Creature* How der you call ross a moonster >;0
That was funny right
Yes r o s s , it is you
Jose Rocha lol
Aph gets stuck in between trees
Jason:Your Husband can do this
🤣😂🤣🥔🥔🥔🥔
😇😇😙😂
That was one of the funniest moments in this vodeo
Aaron: let me grab your butt
he can DO IT
Anyone else miss Ross and Andy?
Yes
Jason: "B- babe, don't get violent"
Me: Hmm, (o.o) *starts singing Violent*
The song Violent: "Don't make me get violent..."
O-o-ohhhhhhh😏
Don't make me get violent I want my ring back baby thats a diamond
@@colemaniaverse419 Yes!!
I want my ring back baby that’s a diamond
@@therealramonaflowers Yes!
DUDE, I walked into my den and I witnessed my dad, he's nearly fifty, playing this game with his online friends who are also around his age. I noped out of the room.
LegendaryLuci haha dude my dad loves this game, like I don’t get it, he’s over fifty and he screams at it like a child
😂lol
It’s not unusual my dad does it too.
LegendaryLuci This comment is golden
"I don't want to alarm you guys but I think a creature has entered our foul boat."
*"Is it me..?"*
*_-("its totally me")-_*
Sapphire Wolf ɾɷɭҽpɭaʏ Gurl ىʑɷɧɟ yes it’s you XD
Sapphire Wolf ɾɷɭҽpɭaʏ Gurl ىʑɷɧɟ haha haha XD
"Is it me?"
Wait how did I get this many likes..?
NO MEG look I don't know whatever this song is abledtriopnmxcdadf
I was dying when Jason fell on his head while trying to save jess😂
Here’s a short story that is based on this video.
The story is called: the land of Ta
One day, the Aphmau crew was just chilling out outside, when a new potato fell from the sky! His name was Garroth, and he was new to this adventure stuff. And, he needed to jump off the edge in order to get to a random map. So, Aphmau decided to pull him down. Aaron and Ross helped too. And they almost plummeted to the ground. Lucky for the boys, Aphmau was clinging on to the wall for dear life. Fifteen seconds later, Aphmau was trying to climb up a wall. She barely made it, and Aaron had to tug on her head so she could make it through. Sadly, she couldn’t make it out. So, he tried pulling on Aphmau’s tushy. It didn’t work! And Ross wasn’t even helping! He finally did help Aaron, and she finally made it! Anyway, this adventure starts with a rainbow dodgeball and some bowling pins. Pretty weird start to an adventure, right. Wrong. After Ross fell, Aphmau fell, and she sent them to their adventure. They landed on a sandy beach, and, in a blink, they were in the land of Ta. The gang found a boat, and they were off! And the adventure truly began. The problem? Ross and Aaron fell out of the boat. They had to think like Lemon Sharks. But, there was only one problem. Potatoes don’t swim! Aphmau & Garroth made it though, and they found an even better boat! It was time to set sail! 5 seconds later, the rest of the Aphmau crew joined them. But going on the new boat was instant regret. It flipped over! And Aphmau drowned. When she respawned, they were next to the best boat ever! A speedboat! So the gang worked together to get the boat to the water. After that, the Aphmau crew got into the boat and left. And, as you all guessed, the boat flipped because of Garroth. After all the boat drama was over, they had to find a solution. Soon afterward, they plummeted to the ground for an awesome surprise. The boat was fixed! And while Aaron and Ross took the dumbest boats ever ( they’re not even boats, for heaven’s sake!) Aphmau and Garroth took the good boat. After Aaron and Ross finally came to their senses, everyone got into the boat and left again. But not everyone made it. Ross was still on the island! So they decided to do the right thing and come back for him. And seconds after the Aphmau crew left, the boat almost flipped! And Ross drowned. And they lost the stick, also. After an hour of sailing, they made it to a ghost ship. And, they decided to hop on, obviously. And they saw the best thing since sliced bread: Ross! After all the excitement about this new land was over, exploring it and all, they hitched a ride on a ski lift, and, soon after, they found a raft made of sausage links! So they got on, only to find that they were in for a wild ride. After all the drama was over, they jumped into the water hole.
Jason: Oooh It's a spooky boat! Ross and Andy: Ooooooooooooo Ghost Boat! Jess: I'm gonna name it David
KatieVids David is my dads name lol
Yep jess names everything............. lol
gaming with nutella idk how the boat looks like a david tho 😕 maybe its just she likes to name everything
Jason: ahhhh! I can’t swim, I can’t swim!!
HIS VOICE XD I CANT TAKE IT!!
Tati Rizo He was representing Aphmau bc she can't swim 😂
Tati Rizo I CANT TAKE IT TOO
Tati Rizo OMG
Tati Rizo ME TOO
Some of them has got me in tears😂😂😂especially when Andy was like :GET YO HANDS OFF MEH" that got me in tears😂😂
Ross: I'm dealing with my business here ok touches statue at the bottom
Bro I laughed at that so many times hahah
Jason: *Do boats do that? Are boats supposed to do that?*
Jess: *Yeah, boats are supposed to do that, they’re amphibious.*
LOL I DIED LAUGHING
Lol
Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Julia Bennett ooioiiiijygngffcqecgywchopl
I love your voice s
"We don't have a boat, but we have eachother."
*"GeT aWaY fRoM mE-..."*
Sapphire Wolf ɾɷɭҽpɭaʏ Gurl ىʑɷɧɟ nice
Sapphire Wolf ɾɷɭҽpɭaʏ Gurl ىʑɷɧɟ lol
🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🚭🚭🚭🚭😙😙😙😙😙🤢🤮🤮🤮
Jason- “We don’t have a boat, but we have each other.”
Ross- “Get away from me.”
Me- 😂🤣
Jason: "Alright, lets be sharks"
*best of Jason 2018*
12:24
Jason:"oh hunny looks like you were tryna-"
Falls in water
Trying to jump
Me that’s so me 😂💜💜🥺😭💘💗😍❣️💙💖🥰🧡❤️💍💝😘🖤🥴🤗💞
afmal: tryna what Jason???
jason Who is your girlfriends
ahpmeu
"We don't have a boat, but we have each other."
"Get away from me."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 🤣 😂 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣 lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ross: holding onto the boat for dear life *
Every one els: keeps driving the boat like they don’t care that Ross might die*
Hi Marinette I no you have a crash on Adrian ☺️☺️☺️
I am going to tell I am going to tell Adrian Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@shootingstars5820 n o
@@shootingstars5820 do not tell him
1:07 Jason do a back flip
😂😂😂😂 1:07
Garroth:We're making progress-
Aphmau:you were saying?
Me:I feel you Garroth ;-;
Edit:Fiiine,Andy and Jess,sorry for the people who got triggered :p but...I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT MY EYES ARE SEEING!SO MANY LIKES!THANK YOU GUYS!😄
FireballAndMore 123 it’s Andy not Garroth
It does not matter u can call him andy or garroth
Keithron Bethell if you played/voiced a character and every one called u that character it would get anoyiing overtime trust me I know so just to be nice call him Andy (I’m saying this nicely not in a Angry way :p) have a nice day/night!
FireballAndMore 123 ok whatever im trying to say it nicely
FireballAndMore 123 lol
Aaron: i'm trying to wake up.
Me: wake me up when it's all over. When I'm wiser and I'm older.
XxCoCo 360
Or there's "wake me up inside, wake me up inside. Call my name and save me from the dark"
BTW that's bring me to life
Ross is like me i wait for my brother to get a check point🤣🤣
1:12 that pretty sus
Ross what u doin there buddy
Yeah it’s totally normal to grab somebody, hug him and later on drag him into the abyss.
Great one xD
Bloody Paradox Totally XD
Bloody Paradox lol
Yeah
0
yeah it is okay to do that
Jason: WAKE ME UPP
Me: When its all over, when im wiser and im older
Edit: *RIP AVICII* ❤
hey hey yes I was singing that
WAKE ME UP!
*WAKE ME UP INSIDE!*
WAKE ME UP!
hey hey WAKE ME UPPPP BOII xD
Lololololololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly what I thought oml
Ross: I’m dealing with my son thing
Also Ross: punches statue
He says "I'm dealing with my own thing" Not my son thing
@@Lucy_Williams that’s what I ment
@@Addie-e Ik, but if you meant to put that I was tryna help.
Jessica: **Randomly Plays The Titanic Song**
Ross & Jason: **Ross Holds Aaron In The Air Like What Happened in The Movie Titanic** 9:27
Jessica & Andy: **Laughing There Butts Off**
"Hold me Ross." Jason whispered as two angelic voices sang *The Song.*
Ross:Either your coming back for me or the stick
Jess:We're coming back for the stick obviously
Me:Savage 🤘🏾
I miss these videos so much, that I keep rewatching them-
Ross: this is my new favorite stick.
Jess: ha ha ha ha!
Andy - GET YO HANDS OFF MEH
Me - yep seems right
lol
Cat :3 iiiiiiiiiiiii
Cat :3 Lv
Lizzie RBLX s
Cat :3 b
Aaron...a ghost ship
Jess... I'm going to name it David
He’s *STAGE NAME IS AARON*
His name is jason
Jocelyn karma
Jess:I’m going to name it David
Me:Wow,PERFECT NAME JESS!!!😂🤣😂🤣😝😄😆😄😆😝😂🤣😂🤣😝😄😆😄😆😝
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😅🙂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂☺️😆😁😄😃😀😁😆😁😆😁😆😁😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😄😂🤣😂🤣😂
Zinc the food was here at 30 o’clock
Aaron: I don’t know if the captain knows where he’s going
Ross: Chuck him off!
(Minutes later)
Garroth: I WILL TURN THIS BOAT AROUND!
Aaron: NOT IF WE FLIP IT
(Seconds later)
Aaron: are boats supposed to do that?
Aphmua: yes they are
This was so funny I literally started crying out of no where!!
Garoth : not to alarm you guys but i think a creature has intered our fowl boat.
Ross : is it me?
hi I'm an Aphmau fan myself a good video to watch is stay with me by Aphmau.
Jason: i can't wake up
Me: *WAKE ME UP MAKE ME UP INSIDE*
Edit: if u see this plz comment and continue the song thx
K keep doing the lyrics
Baileigh DeBose *CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK*
same lol
Valerie Time *SAVE ME*
Jessica Garza *BID MY BLOOD TO LOVE BEFORE I COME UNDON*
The nostalgia while watching this five years later 😭😭 Y'all were so funny
And they still are funny😊
Andy: *Turns the boat speeder thingy on*
Me: GOODJOB ANDY!
Also Andy: *Flips the boat*
*CHAOS*
Me: BAD ANDY ✨
Lol, and i liked your comment, this is a great comment
Ross: Can't wake up inside!!🎤
Jason: *WAKE ME UP* !!
Me: Before u go go 🎤
Oh, wait wrong song :P
xD
×D
XD
I had sung that song too xD
Dianna_The _Werewolf SO wake me up before you go go I'm just hanging like a ill BOAT oh
Jason: grab my weenies!!
Jess: I can't! their too big!!!!!
Me: NOOOOO I CAN'T EEEEEEVENNN😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cerrelle Carrette My thoughts exactly
Cerrelle Carrette 😂😂😂😂
didnt u see the part in tbe beginning that Ross was touching....um...u know😝
Cerrelle Carrette I KNOOOW
+Ian Marbella same😁😂😂😂😂
Jason: “baby, baby, don’t get violent okay.”
Me: RAHHHEHEEHEEEEEEJJEJEEJ *happy squeals*
I died laughing at that part and kept on rewinding it over and over
how they move is SO FUNNY make more videos of this plzzz and also the way jason screamed when the motor boat flipped over i laughed so hard i was crying!!
ARMYYY
Doris Arrowood same
Doris Arrowood Hejjo A.R.M.Y
Doris Arrowood it didn't make me laugh...
Doris Arrowood lol
Me:*sees phone case*
Inner-Me:Must get.
Me:But Im broke.
Inner-me:Aphmau tho
Me:Okay!
Also me:*Clicks buy*
Omg i just commented about this before i saw ur comment xD also, SAMEEEEE!
HazelNut my friend is named hazel I call her hazelnut and hazel butt and butt nut
?
Heh
Love re-watching aphmaus old vids. And lol ross quoted an old movie when he said: "nothing's gonna stop us now!"
-quote from Cat's don't dance. Ah. My childhood! ^_^
Jess’ laughter makes me laugh the most😂
0:49 “this is like me getting out of bed”
Same gurl... same...
U mean 1:50
yah every day I don't want to wake up
Yup I’m a boy and Its hard to get out of bed
my sister"s name is emma?!
Sameeeeeee
Andy- I think a foul creature entered our boat
Ross-
-.-
Is it me
5 min later
Ross- it’s dat wae!!!
Lel
Me: oh then go leave Andy! THE FOUL CREATURE!!!
Junior Squish do u no da wae?
Do u know de wae?
Funtime Foxina same😂
I watched this while drinking water. And I got to a funny part. And I laughed. And I couldn't breathe for a second
18:11 made me laugh so hard lol
Aphmau is the queen of potatoes.
Aaron is the king of potatoes.
Ross is the king of squirrels.
Garroth is the king of doors.
Michelle White A+ on your math test
LOL 😝
that is JASON THE KING IF POTATOES AND ANDY THE KING OF DOORS
Um I'm pretty sure Ross is a princess 😏👸👑
Michelle White and julia is the princess of potatoes and Joseph is the prince of potatoes
Jason: *Here let me grab your butt I think your butt's too big that's the problem*
WAT?! 😂
Oscar Chalbaud close to the beginning
NightcoreNetwork lol
NightcoreNetwork LOL
NightcoreNetwork I like ur channel nightcorenetwork
NightcoreNetwork you mean ,WHAT!?
Growing up is realizing Andy is the best character in the entire channel
Jason: The boat will take us to candy island.
Meh: What Candy island!?
18:13 Aph: Ross, hey you come around these parts often?
Ross: *backs up, then falls off the lift thing * NNNNOOOOO
Me: *Cracks up * IM DYING I REPET IM DYING!!!!!
Jason: Wake me up!!!
Me: Wake me up before you go go LOL NOT COPYRIGHT
Ivett Park i was WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER RISES
MEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO CAUSE IM NOT LIVING I'm not saying the rest......
in Jasons mind: WAKE ME UP(wake me up inside) CANT WAKE UP(wake me up inside)
Andys mind: SAVE ME
Luna Studios That’s what I did!
Ivett Park LOL
Andy: ooooh is this one of those Tesla auto park boat's?
Jess: yeah it is
Aaron: yes it is 10:04
I love how Jess is humming my heart will go on and Andy is just making random noises
Jason: huh? It looks like you were trying to jump into the water there
*falls*
Jess, Andy, Ross,: HAHAHAHA
Me: X3
Sylphmau Lycan Jason said "Honey" not "Huh?"
Literally when I read this that happens
X3
me too hahahahahahaha x3
Gym Ratt same! 😂
*I love how it says "Jess: A smol potato" in the description😂😂😂*
PinkLemonade i been watching your channel there really funny
PinkLemonade she's a smol potato but at least she has a butt 🍑 🍑
PinkLemonade hey that's what I said!!!😂😂😂😂
Aphmau Fan then she's a butt potato that's the problem!
(IM NOT HATING ON JESS OKIE??!!!! I LOVE HER VIDS!
PinkLemonade ii
“Ooh there’s a big crate!” 😂😂Andy why? 11:57
Andy: I WILL PUT THIS BOAT IN REVERSE!
Me: You dont even know how to drive the boat 🤣
12:38
Andy: we’re making progre-
Box: *falls over*
Me: You jinxed it lmao 😂 😂 😂
LOL I DIED OF LAUGHTER
Yelena Maria same
Yep
Yelena Maria I know I also most died
im dieing
Yelena Maria OMG I LUV U IM SUBSCRIBED TO UR CHANNEL
When Andy or Ross said get yo hands off me
I laugh sooo hard 😂😂😂
Actually I laugh the whole video
11:17
Did Andy just become Sekke from Black Clover with his Haha!?
'I can't see where I'm going so.. ' "Alright, that's a rock.." *clunk*
9:26 that one Titanic scene 😂❤️
All I can think about is a squirrel trying to lift up a grown man🤣🤣
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,AHAHAHAHAYAHAMUAHAHA!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:53 the voice andy made 🤣 then when he said “ oOoO tHeRe Is A BiG cRaTe” got me dying🤣
Jess' laugh makes me laugh. Love the video
andy: * throws rosses favourite stick in the water *
Aphmau: did you just did you just? did you just throw his stick of the boat???? * grabs andy *
Andy: GET YOUR HANDS OF MEH!!
Alice Lane XD that the funny part
You guys are funny you all make me laugh you guys are my favorite to watch😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😃
thats me when my sis touches me : "GET YOU HANDS OFF ME!"
Alice Lane OMG lol!
Alice Lane A+ 😂
Lol Jason almost swore when Andy said “get yo hands of me”
Crystal Synol wot time?
Nope defenitly the second time
Crystal Synol you spelled off wrong is off not of
Michaela Hamblin does it sound like I care
Crystal Synol LOL HE ALMOST SAID THE F WORD
The way Garroth just alowed to be thrown off 😂😂 and all the screams it's just funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I died laughing when Andy flip that boat it just made my day cause I’m sick
13:06 when she said Andy did anyone hear an echo 😂😂
The ship part where Ross and Jason were holding each other was on point and is JUST like the movie! I bet they are secretly jack and rose (Ross being jack and Jason being rose)
Edit: since i got 3 people who corrected me already, ross is rose and jason is jack, no it isnt because ross has r and jason has j and so does their corresponding roles, but because ross is already a princess
Doggo The Wolfu wouldn’t it make some for Ross to be Rose and Jason to be Jack because Ross has a R same as rose and Jason has a J same as jack?
Doggo The Wolfu
Ross is a princess so he's Rose.
Jason is Jason...so he's Jack.
you're right, my bad, but I hope that becomes a thing in the rp not just the minigames where everyone breaks the fourth wall
Doggo The Wolfu Rose=rose
Jason=Jack
Doesn’t that make more sense because it also goes with they’re names
The best titanic remake I have ever seen staring Ross and Jason
This is sooo funny!!🤣🤣🤣you make me smile,and laugh everyday!
Andy:I think a creature has the full bout..
Ross:is it me
I was looking in the comments to see if anybody said that I’m glad I wasn’t the only one
Omg! This second one if more funny than the first! I almost choked on my piece of bread because of laughter. 😂
Adelita Hernandez Maybe? I dont know
Where you eating a sandwich then?
I did choke on my yogurt when I was watching
mhar sambitory truueeeesd
Aphmau: -stuck
Also Aph: This is like me getting out of bed
Ross: -helps-
🤔🤔
I like when Ross said @can’t wake up inside. Yeah” I laughed😂
Ross:I'm bringing the weenies Jess:THANK You!
ma. eleonor Canalda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I just realized in the thumbnail Ross is licking his elbow 😱
Yes
Littlepanda8305 Is da best that's such an ew I did not even noitise
Who else went back and looked at the thumbnail 🤣
@@kass5500 meh.
😂
you guys make me laugh all the time every day
I like how Jess named the ghost ship David.