Off The Record: Movies, New Babies & Hygiene ft. Steve Greene & DavidSoComedy

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @gloria8971
    @gloria8971 6 лет назад +494

    no ice. NO. ICE. Don't fuck me. - Steve Green

  • @shohokutensai8327
    @shohokutensai8327 6 лет назад +764

    That silence after Bart said no one books dentist appointments for him 😂😂😂
    Never change Bart

    • @mabe786
      @mabe786 6 лет назад +55

      MJ Tensai Geo’s face was honestly my favorite thing ever

    • @janetramirez2695
      @janetramirez2695 6 лет назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @sassydomie3996
      @sassydomie3996 6 лет назад +5

      Shohoku Tensai I fr replayed that like 5 times.😂😂

    • @codeinecowgirl
      @codeinecowgirl 4 года назад

      i’ve never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂

  • @Ngocccy
    @Ngocccy 6 лет назад +240

    The edit when Bart is like "Noone is booking my appointment for me"! Hahahaha everyone's reaction.

  • @Jam-jc8lz
    @Jam-jc8lz 6 лет назад +884

    Off The Record should be a podcast

    • @PinkwoodSr
      @PinkwoodSr 6 лет назад +8

      Jam replying so this comment will look more important so the crew will see this

    • @Sakiler97
      @Sakiler97 6 лет назад +30

      Yes like a 1hr long podcast 3 times a week would be the best

    • @bitchimmadonna6487
      @bitchimmadonna6487 6 лет назад +20

      AND THEY COULD USE THE NEW STUDIO

    • @princeweekes1
      @princeweekes1 6 лет назад +7

      They Would have to cut back somewhere to do that , 1 hour is 3,4 news episodes. They are a business on a schedule.

    • @princeweekes1
      @princeweekes1 6 лет назад +3

      That would be dope tho

  • @laurenbenavides5780
    @laurenbenavides5780 6 лет назад +135

    “Mommy, I’m a worm!!” -Joe 2k18
    That made me laugh so hard 😂😂

  • @beaurad9553
    @beaurad9553 6 лет назад +183

    MOMMY IMMA WORM! 🐛🐛🐛

  • @serenaestrada3370
    @serenaestrada3370 6 лет назад +148

    I love how Steve and Nikki are on the show more !!!!!

  • @artistvantae1520
    @artistvantae1520 6 лет назад +157

    I go to the movies by myself..my friends talk way too much, when we go to the movies

    • @radiomango7187
      @radiomango7187 6 лет назад +3

      Taekook_ Yoonmin I relate to this way to much

    • @artistvantae1520
      @artistvantae1520 6 лет назад +3

      Like my friends are so loud

    • @radiomango7187
      @radiomango7187 6 лет назад +4

      Taekook_ Yoonmin me and my friends saw a couple from school at the movies and they kept saying oooooooooo over and over

    • @artistvantae1520
      @artistvantae1520 6 лет назад +2

      I never finish the movie, I always leave my friends because they wont shut up.

    • @radiomango7187
      @radiomango7187 6 лет назад +2

      Taekook_ Yoonmin okay you win 😂 but I lose track like every 10 minuets because they want to talk about how a teacher did some shit to them

  • @annebrown8847
    @annebrown8847 6 лет назад +91

    Please take care of your teeth!!! Healthy teeth/gums reduce heart problems later down the road. It’s a big correlation between the two.

    • @cafezo87934
      @cafezo87934 6 лет назад +1

      Anne Brown I don't see it???

    • @sneeuwballa
      @sneeuwballa 6 лет назад +10

      There is a connection, has to do with bacteria

  • @MAJIN453
    @MAJIN453 6 лет назад +85

    You guys should make JK News a live podcast

    • @packleader1215
      @packleader1215 6 лет назад +1

      Borry
      They did some years ago. I wish they would continue

  • @victorl3969
    @victorl3969 6 лет назад +40

    Lol that head sway from tiffany

  • @TheJea6453
    @TheJea6453 6 лет назад +17

    This video is GOLDENNNNNN

  • @Spewgo
    @Spewgo 6 лет назад +48

    "Welcome to Off The Record where we talk about whatever we want"
    So its JKN only for 25 minutes.

  • @kayleexlam
    @kayleexlam 6 лет назад +4

    I started laughing so hard when everyone got silent after bart said “no ones booking my appointment for me” i started crying from laughing so hard 😂

  • @livingCinfully
    @livingCinfully 6 лет назад +17

    every time Steve says Fairfax County VA, I'm always like YESSSSS!!! Shout out!!

  • @kathyarroyo7696
    @kathyarroyo7696 6 лет назад +14

    I absolutely love you guys

  • @HelenHeartable
    @HelenHeartable 6 лет назад +2

    I love off the record! please keep doing more of these!

  • @user-vf9sv1xu3v
    @user-vf9sv1xu3v 6 лет назад +64

    I go to the movies by myself, it's awesome cos I have no friends :)

    • @TheBigGavino
      @TheBigGavino 6 лет назад +1

      Md Rd yeh i go to the movies by myself cuz I want to watch the movie by myself

    • @TheBigGavino
      @TheBigGavino 6 лет назад

      Im glad you commented cuz I just reread my comment and i have realised how idiotic I sound XD XD

    • @HettesKvek
      @HettesKvek 6 лет назад

      Same here bud.

  • @teapoodle3977
    @teapoodle3977 6 лет назад +1

    Lmfao the facial expressions when Bart said no one is booking the apptmt for him 😂

  • @christopherrouse2542
    @christopherrouse2542 3 года назад +1

    The greatest stand up ever

  • @deEchteGloeilamp
    @deEchteGloeilamp 6 лет назад +56

    My dad has never ever had a cavity in his life. He is close to turning 60. He brushes his teeth, ONCE a fucking day. My mom, did the whole shebang. Toothpicks, flossing, she had a thing called "Waterpik" and brushed twice a day. She's dead now.
    She died of a cerebral hemorrhage, the size of a tennis ball, that crushed part of her brain and brainstem on Christmas morning in 2016. So totally not related to her dental hygiene routine. That shit was on point but still every visit to the dentist she had something new.

    • @erikam8159
      @erikam8159 6 лет назад +12

      LEDlamp I'm so sorry for your loss...

    • @jroyals_
      @jroyals_ 6 лет назад +6

      LEDlamp I'm sorry to hear that

    • @kevinm.5951
      @kevinm.5951 6 лет назад +4

      LEDlamp To lighten up the mood, I never had a cavity yet and I’m 17.
      I never liked soda so maybe that has something to do with it.
      I do have the worst case of overcrowding ever though.
      Working on it

    • @cara_bearxoxo7365
      @cara_bearxoxo7365 6 лет назад +2

      Kevin Marcelin same except I'm 15 and not 17 lol

    • @therealtrendingpage6765
      @therealtrendingpage6765 6 лет назад +5

      Bruh....why did u add that extra bit?

  • @Vincisomething
    @Vincisomething 6 лет назад +179

    Omfg, when Tiff was asking about the gender, she clearly meant the biological sex, not whatever Taika may or may not identify as later in life lmao. Also, for the snowball effect... I try not to judge people, but at the same time, the transpecies and transracial making it harder for actual trans and nonbinary people to feel accepted. I think there were studies shown that trans were actually neurologically male or female, despite their genitalia. However, genetically and biologically, you cannot change your species or race regardless how cool you think a wolf is.

    • @mario-guzman2426
      @mario-guzman2426 6 лет назад +9

      Vincisomething you need a cake and chill 🙂🎂

    • @kura4674
      @kura4674 6 лет назад +10

      I identify as a tree.

    • @endofinfinity2406
      @endofinfinity2406 6 лет назад +14

      what the fuck are you talking about

    • @tommyortiz6114
      @tommyortiz6114 6 лет назад +4

      The people she was talking about were probably joking because non of them could sense sarcasm through text

    • @reynam2576
      @reynam2576 6 лет назад

      Vincisomething Could you please explain to me what non-binary folks are? What does it actually mean? I'm genuinely curious.

  • @alicestanis1246
    @alicestanis1246 6 лет назад +70

    Wasssssuppppp Mudda awesome JKN, who is a loyal Joemalian I am

  • @KasheYan15
    @KasheYan15 6 лет назад +19

    Steve looks funny in a football jersey 😅

  • @amandamarie740
    @amandamarie740 4 года назад +1

    🤣🤣 omg 18:53 my bf is the same! He legit complains and says... I've been asking you to schedule me a dentist appt for over a year. But yet he had told me to wait because he needed work that was costly and we have kids I make appts and things for 🤣 so funny. I died

  • @cafezo87934
    @cafezo87934 6 лет назад +4

    last time I was at the movies, a GROWN MAN kept kicking the back of my chair. did I do anything? no because I tolerate. literally kicking my ass 😆

    • @user-vf9sv1xu3v
      @user-vf9sv1xu3v 6 лет назад +1

      Ana Carolina you shudda got up, sat behind him and start karate chopping

    • @cafezo87934
      @cafezo87934 6 лет назад +2

      nah I was there to watch the movie not get into an argument than get arrested or worse. people be Cray you know. nobody's worth the trouble.

  • @Aniyyah-io7kv
    @Aniyyah-io7kv 6 лет назад +1

    That moment of silence after Bart says something is hilarious every time😂😂😂

  • @showtimetam
    @showtimetam 6 лет назад

    hahahaha fucking died when bart said "no ones booking my appt for me" and all the blank stares

  • @ana-py4yu
    @ana-py4yu 6 лет назад +2

    i spit my ice cream out when david was like “ you guys need to go to AMC then “ i cannot breatheee

  • @Gontah
    @Gontah 6 лет назад +7

    this editor is getting FIRED LUL

  • @jukah2
    @jukah2 6 лет назад +1

    Love this segment

  • @LittleDrummerChic
    @LittleDrummerChic 6 лет назад +30

    I understand and agree with the sentiment behind not assuming a baby's (or anyone's) gender, but people don't need to get so worked up about it if people decide to, we get it. It only really becomes an issue if when that kid is older and happens to identify with different gender than from birth and people intentionally decide to disrespect and disregard that.

    • @influenzaz1012
      @influenzaz1012 6 лет назад +3

      LittleDrummerChic yea that rarely ever happens lol you say that as though 50% of people have that issue when it's like 3%

    • @LittleDrummerChic
      @LittleDrummerChic 6 лет назад

      @pulp fiction And 3% of people don't matter? Even if I was talking about 0.0001% of people, they're still people with same right to respect as anyone else.

    • @influenzaz1012
      @influenzaz1012 6 лет назад +3

      LittleDrummerChic idiot my point is that we aren't gonna stop labeling genders for for boys and girls for a small minority, like how we aren't gonna make giant airplane seats for fatass people and for those who feels that they want to identify as the opposite sex later on go ahead idc be happy but to completely wipe out labels that doctors fucking need to make a tiny fraction of the population is extreme.

    • @LittleDrummerChic
      @LittleDrummerChic 6 лет назад

      @pulp fiction At what point exactly did I say that we should wipe out labels? I said I agree with the sentiment behind not assuming a baby's gender, and even if that is a small fraction of the population, so what? Note that I also followed that statement with that if people don't need to get so worked up if someone decides to go ahead and assume the babies gender anyway. FYI, sex and gender are two different things. The only thing doctors need to know is the sex, gender is psychological.

    • @influenzaz1012
      @influenzaz1012 6 лет назад

      Therefore not even being legitimate

  • @JazlynnWestbrook
    @JazlynnWestbrook 6 лет назад +1

    IM READY FOR THE MOVIE!

  • @thameshdeodat2572
    @thameshdeodat2572 6 лет назад +3

    Big fan!!!😆🤙👌❤️🎥looking forward to the movie

  • @ryanplacey3531
    @ryanplacey3531 5 лет назад +3

    i started dying at 18:55

  • @thameshdeodat2572
    @thameshdeodat2572 6 лет назад +3

    Love you guys at JKNews!!!❤️❤️❤️👍🤙

  • @touateexiong6658
    @touateexiong6658 5 лет назад +1

    Lmfao that pause tho! Got me laughing

  • @alejandroq9832
    @alejandroq9832 6 лет назад

    I love that yall guys are doing this

  • @DudeWazap103
    @DudeWazap103 6 лет назад +3

    I feel Steve's pain. I also refuse to go to the foot doctor person to get my toe nails fixed. I end up just self operating every time I get an ingrown toe nail. And I have had to rip most of my nail off before. It was extremely painful.

    • @Sound_Spark
      @Sound_Spark 6 лет назад +1

      so instead of going to a person who does it for a living and can make it as painless as possible for you, you'd rather just rip it out and scream bloody murder afterwards.

    • @Sound_Spark
      @Sound_Spark 6 лет назад +2

      I'm all for saving money, i just personally don't get the point of trying to remove an ingrown toenail yourself. The chance of you fucking it up and causing more damage is very high, where as you going to a doctor to get it done and knowing that it won't be coming back and you generally wont have any complications.

    • @SumTingWong8
      @SumTingWong8 6 лет назад +1

      Dude Wazap I think it’s a fetish 😂

    • @DudeWazap103
      @DudeWazap103 6 лет назад

      Tokubetsu Sama haha no it's not a fetish. I just like to have proof that I'm a tough man. I can take the pain.

  • @angelierodriguez1729
    @angelierodriguez1729 4 года назад

    Watching these videos make my day, you guys are hella funny!

  • @C7ove
    @C7ove 6 лет назад +18

    Im high asf and im convinced yall are high too 💀💀😂😂

  • @MAYCEMAYCE
    @MAYCEMAYCE 6 лет назад

    I think this is the longest OTR and I love it!

  • @monwaapixi3077
    @monwaapixi3077 6 лет назад

    HAHAHAAHHAAH davids face when joe said he hasn't brushed his teeth for weeks

  • @nicolek1017
    @nicolek1017 6 лет назад +49

    tiff said “the next set” is this foreshadowing her having twins...hmmm we will see 👀

    • @DemonandAngellife
      @DemonandAngellife 5 лет назад +3

      Bro you cant just nut twins. It just happens. Unless she gets two fertilized eggs implanted.

  • @lehadeef6523
    @lehadeef6523 6 лет назад +4

    Ive got my finals tomorrow and im supposed to be studying but there’s always time for jk.

  • @562aracelyesquivias
    @562aracelyesquivias 6 лет назад

    The silence after Bart said "no one's booking my appointment" had me dead

  • @solarung1302
    @solarung1302 5 лет назад

    One of the best episodes of all time

  • @booklover466
    @booklover466 6 лет назад

    We need more off the record 😍

  • @Auslinlive
    @Auslinlive 5 лет назад +1

    LMFAOO! "MOMMY IM A WORM!"

  • @xavatar-legendx5152
    @xavatar-legendx5152 6 лет назад

    This off the record was too funny!Steve and nicki need to be regulars!!!!

  • @kusaiashionamete220
    @kusaiashionamete220 6 лет назад +2

    Geo needs to go to one of those screenings of *"The Room"* and *"The Big Lebowski"* if she wants people interacting with the screen lol

  • @AnonyMous-gs2gw
    @AnonyMous-gs2gw 6 лет назад +4

    it doesn't always hurt. My teeth always feel fine and they'll be like you have 3 cavities. And then when it actually hurts they're like you're all good.

  • @ohdangkevin
    @ohdangkevin 6 лет назад

    "Has she been poking holes in the condoms" Bart had me ded!

  • @zgunepic
    @zgunepic 4 года назад

    “Ima worm!” -Joe 😂

  • @dapho
    @dapho 6 лет назад

    I LOVE OFF THE RECORDDDD

  • @amirhussain3028
    @amirhussain3028 6 лет назад +6

    I remember trying to get JKFILMS a sponsorship for Arc cinema...........they never responded.

  • @ktmcgoogle7927
    @ktmcgoogle7927 6 лет назад

    hahaha i loved that edit of the close up on their faces

  • @JV-bc8um
    @JV-bc8um 2 года назад +1

    Going alone is great, try it out

  • @zaha4193
    @zaha4193 6 лет назад +1

    So true I have a 2 older sister, im emotional at times and plus I respect Wamen.

  • @isabelornelas1360
    @isabelornelas1360 6 лет назад

    I LOVE THIS SEGMENT!!!

  • @crossfate1
    @crossfate1 6 лет назад

    I love off the record!

  • @andynguyen8824
    @andynguyen8824 6 лет назад

    I love Off the Record!

  • @tonyvalle1704
    @tonyvalle1704 6 лет назад +2

    I never flossed until I got my braces. I just thought it was an extra thing or when food was stuck between the teeth. Also I never had cavities.

  • @idcalice
    @idcalice 6 лет назад +2

    yo bart talking fast KILLLLLED me

    • @idcalice
      @idcalice 5 лет назад

      LMAOOOOOO I JUST REWATCHES THIS AND I DIED AGAIN WHEN HE WAS FAST TALKING AND THEN I WAS GOING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND FOUND MY OWN

  • @YellowBoyDie
    @YellowBoyDie 6 лет назад

    This is amazing do more

  • @Spoodles90
    @Spoodles90 6 лет назад

    10/10 editing Vince LOL

  • @k_abby3398
    @k_abby3398 6 лет назад +1

    We here in the islands when you feel lazy and dont wanna brush, chew sugar cane, downside is its still sugar 😂😁😁

  • @PatriciaHuffman
    @PatriciaHuffman 6 лет назад

    this is my fav jk segment ever. the editing, the stories, the jokes. sogood.

  • @Kixis
    @Kixis 6 лет назад

    I just recently went to the dentist after over a decade and I only had four cavities, two which were on exposed wisdom teeth that were extracted and the other two on lower right molars. I felt zero pain from any of the cavities and one of the molar cavities had a decent size hole and was close to needing a root canal (luckily for me, there wasn't any damage to the root or nerve so a filling was sufficient). Cavities effect people differently.

  • @nortnort4776
    @nortnort4776 Год назад +1

    They're all so different now it's so cool
    It's like they're finally becoming their final form
    One of the things I love about jk is how diverse they are with their lives and stuff
    It's so crazy

  • @reallyadawn4869
    @reallyadawn4869 6 лет назад

    Oh poor mama Geo. Got to take care of two kids 😂

  • @Ghost8386
    @Ghost8386 6 лет назад

    Dope commentary.

  • @adamtran9584
    @adamtran9584 6 лет назад

    YEAHHH FAIRFAX COUNTYYY THATS WHERE IM FROMMM!! That’s awesome

  • @Hoyitstopher
    @Hoyitstopher 6 лет назад

    My favorite line was Bart saying no one booked his appointments for him

  • @marialacroix5540
    @marialacroix5540 6 лет назад +2

    Train to busan is mudda amazin

  • @ahassan3557
    @ahassan3557 6 лет назад +1

    Love Steve

  • @tokyouzimoki8022
    @tokyouzimoki8022 6 лет назад +1

    I LIVE IN FAIRFAX VA SHOUT OUT STEVE GREEN

  • @adamtran9584
    @adamtran9584 6 лет назад

    YEAHHH!! I’m from fairfax county VA!! That’s dope

  • @johnnguyen94
    @johnnguyen94 6 лет назад +1

    as a dental student listening to this is killing me and David knows his shit good on him!
    floss daily you fuckers !

  • @black4pienus
    @black4pienus 6 лет назад

    I'm such a Bart when it comes to the dentist! lmao

  • @ayooolearnit6153
    @ayooolearnit6153 6 лет назад

    mom reminds me to visit dentist every holiday: never goes
    watches jk video: books appointment next day

  • @Dwayne_Prestiged
    @Dwayne_Prestiged 6 лет назад +5

    Is it just me do Geo and Tiff have the same hairstyle or am imagining it?

    • @ecxo3126
      @ecxo3126 6 лет назад

      Stone Henry they styled it the same

  • @greyangel14
    @greyangel14 6 лет назад

    Big fan of you guys! I'm a third year dental student and I can tell that David has it down. Pretty much you need mechanical force to scrape/brush long the tooth surface aka brushing and flossing. Waterpik is a supplement but not a replacement. I tell all my patients that they should only brush and floss the teeth they want to keep. :)

  • @agepejota1863
    @agepejota1863 6 лет назад +1

    18:53 IM SCREAMING

  • @kymgershon9690
    @kymgershon9690 6 лет назад

    everyones faces were like u know dun fucked up right

  • @Olivia-sk5ws
    @Olivia-sk5ws 6 лет назад +1

    I like going to the movies alone sometimes, especially when I'm really stress

  • @JordanReedYT
    @JordanReedYT 6 лет назад

    The guys from the Sonics commercials teach improv classes, and they are great.

  • @kevincheng1737
    @kevincheng1737 5 лет назад

    Lol Steve shouting out my home turf fairfax country :)

  • @confidenceovercomparison
    @confidenceovercomparison 6 лет назад

    BART IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE CREATE. I SWEAR. OMG.

  • @hellolala
    @hellolala 6 лет назад +2

    I'm one of those people who likes to go to the movies when there's nobody around.
    1. cause I get to sit right in the middle of the room,
    2. there's nobody coughing all the time, and sharing their germs with me
    3. nobody on their phones. (pretty sure I saw someone watching porn once)
    4. no school kids laughing at every dumb shit that happens, like someone runninting into the wall.
    like what is this? tom and jerry? why aren't you kids in school?!

  • @christopherjoseph1835
    @christopherjoseph1835 6 лет назад +2

    "The problem is no ones booking appointments for me"

  • @LightieeT
    @LightieeT 6 лет назад

    Lmao I literally smuggled sushi into the movies yesterday because my friend bought it next door but the movie was starting so I was like I got you 😉

  • @breshannondevereaux7725
    @breshannondevereaux7725 5 лет назад

    MEXI-COKE!! THEEE BEST! WHY? CANE SUGAR! JUST found these guys! Love you all, NEW SUBSCRIBER!

  • @518corky
    @518corky 4 года назад

    I get a cup of ice n a cup of drink lololol

  • @destinyo1537
    @destinyo1537 6 лет назад

    Going to the early shows by yourself is so relaxing. At my theater you can’t really bring in bags, but early in the morning no one is there so the ticket check person is like never there so I bring in outside food and just be by myself.

  • @MsLovelyVNess
    @MsLovelyVNess 6 лет назад

    I worked at Arclight Hollywood years ago and they told us that we can't search customers, even though I could smell fried chicken and other food from their purses. I don't remember them kicking people out either unless they caught someone filming the movie, which probably happened twice in the year I worker there.

  • @StephanieAjibola
    @StephanieAjibola 6 лет назад

    Fairfax county, Virginia represent!!!

  • @xmoonxbabyx3483
    @xmoonxbabyx3483 5 лет назад +1

    Yo he’s from Fairfax ❤️ I love you Steve

  • @squakingnugget7413
    @squakingnugget7413 6 лет назад

    Oh my god I feel you Geo, my dad does this to me and I feel as if I was stupid or something LOL

  • @Surfer12
    @Surfer12 6 лет назад

    Hey! I've been to the movies alone twice. Just for the experience and I have no regrets. It felt nice. Lol