Off the Record: IBS Problems | Bart Opens Up | Steve's Presentation

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @Fahrenheitluverxoxo
    @Fahrenheitluverxoxo 6 лет назад +629

    Bart: I don’t burn people when they open up!
    Bart to Anthony who’s in the middle of telling a story : but you guys didn’t even win tho!

    • @electricsilhouette
      @electricsilhouette 5 лет назад +2

      which video *was* that?

    • @KR82dude
      @KR82dude 4 года назад +1

      @@electricsilhouette it was the one where Justin Bieber wanted to be treated normal

  • @Ray-uk3um
    @Ray-uk3um 6 лет назад +269

    Bart's clapping at 15:43 was actually cute af, Lol

    • @dvlkai
      @dvlkai 4 года назад +1

      right hahaha

  • @GabeWeaver1
    @GabeWeaver1 6 лет назад +615

    Joseph Jitsukawa Certified IBS officer receives medal of shartness

    • @SmokingMan26
      @SmokingMan26 6 лет назад +11

      Anyone with a 3D printer and skill please make Joe a IBS Badge. Also you need to use shitty gold paint like the dollar store Cop toy sets

    • @ricohernandez9969
      @ricohernandez9969 5 лет назад +5

      @AsHLiegH-MaRie HoPe IBS GET ON THE FUCKING FLOOR IBS!

    • @Anthony-dy2cv
      @Anthony-dy2cv 5 лет назад +4

      Joe Momma

  • @thisiswhatdreamsaremadeof2029
    @thisiswhatdreamsaremadeof2029 6 лет назад +851

    “Bart opens up” when does Bart not open up

    • @katherinecorbett7580
      @katherinecorbett7580 6 лет назад +13

      He talked about his dad making him poor w his deep voice

    • @Anti_thesis
      @Anti_thesis 6 лет назад +10

      I dunno.... If you ask about 'Briggy' he keeps pretty fookin quiet.

    • @acanthus34
      @acanthus34 6 лет назад +7

      @@Anti_thesis fuck briggy let him stay in the shadow realm.

    • @Liquethemodel
      @Liquethemodel 6 лет назад +5

      *Anal Perpetrator Damn really it’s a dog

    • @acanthus34
      @acanthus34 6 лет назад +2

      @@javartaitt-hoyte4979 yeah, thank you .

  • @wiggy2265
    @wiggy2265 6 лет назад +258

    “I’m gonna poop myself” 😂

  • @emme4193
    @emme4193 6 лет назад +546

    waiting to see how long it takes snl to take the ibs officer kicking in bathroom stall doors skit

    • @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
      @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl 6 лет назад +32

      I feel like SNL would steal this for a skit. I mean it's just so fucking hilarious. I hope JKFilms does it, but you know people be shady and take shit. Or, hopefully. They ask and get money, money, money for this great idea for a skit.

    • @Wayvwaves
      @Wayvwaves 6 лет назад +7

      SNL stole a JKN bit? Lol I need to see this.

    • @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
      @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl 6 лет назад +10

      @AsHLiegH-MaRie HoPe I wonder the same thing. I definitely think they along with Steve and Casey could write for SNL they are way funnier than the writers they have now. I mean Joe just made up IBS Police on the spot. I know both act like they got all the confidence, but even they have doubts.
      I think we as fans need to voice outloud that they are talented and should be making skits or at least pitch them to SNL they need so much more recognition I still can't believe this channel still doesn't have 2 million subs it deserves millions of subs they work so hard and deserve it.

  • @yenmei1081
    @yenmei1081 6 лет назад +108

    That bottle pop tho 😂

    • @reiivory
      @reiivory 5 лет назад +1

      DJ_Jess16 💀😂

  • @sarahmendoza5713
    @sarahmendoza5713 6 лет назад +115

    Me: Poop jokes are so lame/immature
    Me watching this episode: *dies of laughter for 21:41 straight

  • @RonomanRpper
    @RonomanRpper 6 лет назад +336

    Classic Tommy, can you guys bring him back as a guest? OG fans know who I am talking about.

  • @PandaDaAsian
    @PandaDaAsian 6 лет назад +50

    "I get my laziness mistaken as too cool sometimes too." Preach, King Joe, PREACH

  • @willg2973
    @willg2973 6 лет назад +18

    1:45 Did anyone else realize that Steve said “I TURD the same exact thing” 😂

  • @innocentlittlecucumber1542
    @innocentlittlecucumber1542 6 лет назад +44

    I've never laughed harder than I did at the IBS bit

  • @pengusketch
    @pengusketch 6 лет назад +307

    More all female and all male cast episodes pls!! 💕💕

    • @wapi1743
      @wapi1743 6 лет назад +18

      please no

    • @G30vang
      @G30vang 6 лет назад +14

      That shits wack, way better when it’s mixed

    • @Cr1m1nalspeed_1
      @Cr1m1nalspeed_1 6 лет назад +6

      God no

  • @sintiayuliani9123
    @sintiayuliani9123 6 лет назад +38

    eating lunch to this is something else..

    • @simoliz03
      @simoliz03 5 лет назад +2

      I'm eating chocolate to this!

  • @wd5739
    @wd5739 6 лет назад +131

    Nikki looks like a flight attendant with that scarf. But like a crazy flight attendant because it doesn't match. Like her cousin owed a favor & got her a job but she wouldn't have gotten it otherwise.

    • @lacomia1985
      @lacomia1985 6 лет назад +2

      Why? People don't use scarfs in US?

    • @lacomia1985
      @lacomia1985 6 лет назад +2

      @AsHLiegH-MaRie HoPe The fact that on jk there's nobody with a good taste or style is your answer? Ok, whatever

    • @Kaldora1806
      @Kaldora1806 5 лет назад

      That's oddly specific

  • @Alxxisk
    @Alxxisk 6 лет назад +27

    Bart n Steve are hilarious

  • @RogueRhiRhi
    @RogueRhiRhi 6 лет назад +22

    I have IBS. It's not fun. Especially during camping, road trips and when I'm over at someone else's house

  • @mahnazk1259
    @mahnazk1259 6 лет назад +7

    13:08 their laughs match up lol

  • @Goodnightpunpuns
    @Goodnightpunpuns 6 лет назад +42

    YAAAAS OFF THE RECORD XD also I also thought she said *I'm gonna poop myself* xD

  • @Tongys
    @Tongys 6 лет назад +98

    IBS OPEN UP!!!

  • @teafunnyt
    @teafunnyt 6 лет назад +49

    I aspire to have friend like this

  • @sjouhar17
    @sjouhar17 6 лет назад +30

    When they mentioned Tommy, I was so happy! I miss Tommy sooooo much!

    • @nessss.69
      @nessss.69 6 лет назад +1

      Souha Jouhar only OGs know

    • @sjouhar17
      @sjouhar17 6 лет назад

      @@nessss.69 yessss lol

  • @itsNinaLeeyo
    @itsNinaLeeyo 5 лет назад +2

    I still think Tiff said. Laughing so hard still 😂😂😂

  • @mishaunmonroe5732
    @mishaunmonroe5732 6 лет назад +2

    This video was awesome 💀 im in tears 😂😂😂

  • @emmahuynh348
    @emmahuynh348 6 лет назад +61

    I’ve never heard of someone putting a butt cheek on each side of the toilet before😂😂😂

    • @cocokaka8183
      @cocokaka8183 6 лет назад +30

      I do that i was so happy when bart said he do that too lol 😅😅

    • @bigchungus7050
      @bigchungus7050 6 лет назад +5

      @@cocokaka8183 hahahahah yo same man

    • @cocokaka8183
      @cocokaka8183 6 лет назад +2

      @@bigchungus7050 yeah 😂😂

    • @SmoothRabbit
      @SmoothRabbit 6 лет назад +7

      Coco Kaka I was just about to comment that, i feel like if I don’t the shit will go on my cheeks. But I got a big muscly but, don’t know if that makes a difference

    • @cocokaka8183
      @cocokaka8183 6 лет назад +2

      @@SmoothRabbit well i'm glad i m not the only one

  • @eowritesnow8922
    @eowritesnow8922 6 лет назад +29

    Freeze, IBS!

  • @LuvTaylorSwift013
    @LuvTaylorSwift013 6 лет назад +1

    Who was also dying crying at 13:25 !!!!😂😂😂😂😂💀Love u JKCrew❤❤❤😂😂😂😄😁😊😆😄

  • @MBOG808
    @MBOG808 3 года назад +2

    Watching these old episodes because the old cast was 💣

  • @kevinespino8845
    @kevinespino8845 6 лет назад +17

    Bart my man, I do that shiyet to. When you're spread eagle, it always comes out clean!😂Lmao🤣

  • @mommie7031
    @mommie7031 4 месяца назад +2

    Watching this 5y later cuz the old cast was awesome

  • @carolinaperez92
    @carolinaperez92 3 года назад +1

    Steve’s pjs made me laugh 😂

  • @Hundn33rd
    @Hundn33rd 6 лет назад +2

    This is the funniest off the record yet 😂

  • @MrOGComedy
    @MrOGComedy 6 лет назад +31

    I’m the same as you Nikki. I have the sudden urge to poop when I’m scared or nervous. Maybe it’s a Filipino thing lmao

  • @chris5021
    @chris5021 5 лет назад

    I always find myself coming back to this golden video.

  • @Aoiichi
    @Aoiichi 5 лет назад +2

    That was an EPIC sound effect from Nikkie's water bottle !

  • @Sarina_1112
    @Sarina_1112 6 лет назад +2

    Lmao you can hear tiff saying "I'm gunna poop myself" bc she was speaking so softly and moving 😂😂😂

  • @CatDogWalk
    @CatDogWalk 4 года назад

    More than TigerBelly and Your Mom's House, you all make me laugh consistently! Thank you sooooo much.

  • @surridya98
    @surridya98 6 лет назад +1

    I was having a bad day but jknews always lifts me up

  • @TheOnneAnndOnly
    @TheOnneAnndOnly 5 лет назад

    “Hey sir thank you for your service” I fucking love Steve Greene 😭😂😭

  • @kyahruiz6719
    @kyahruiz6719 3 года назад

    This is one of my favorite episodes of otr I keep coming back to it so funny😂😂

  • @jillchinnt
    @jillchinnt 6 лет назад +2

    Wanted to watch this while eating breakfast.. Nevermind😅

  • @Mandy-hm8og
    @Mandy-hm8og 6 лет назад

    LMFAOOOO
    I REPLAYED THAT INTRO AT LEAST 20 TIMES 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laurencarpio310
    @laurencarpio310 6 лет назад +58

    Joe, i have IBS and gastritis. I cut gluten out and I no longer have pooping problems 💩😀

    • @allanmolina6073
      @allanmolina6073 6 лет назад +3

      You sure you don't have celiac disease

    • @laurencarpio310
      @laurencarpio310 6 лет назад +2

      Allan Molina I was tested and no, I don’t.

    • @kl1961
      @kl1961 6 лет назад +4

      Oh, me too! I took out other foods tho, like I'm only eating chicken breast and fish for protein, cutting back on food and drink chemicals (fun fact: the articificial yellow color is hella bad..so it makes butter and other products worse than they are)..but yeah, my new diet/nutrition has really helped me too.

    • @kl1961
      @kl1961 6 лет назад +1

      @@allanmolina6073 I don't either. I also am sensitive but not intolerant which is why I don't have it, I guess. But anyway, got tested too.

    • @charleneraymond4036
      @charleneraymond4036 6 лет назад +4

      I'm about to try the FODMAP diet... pray for me 😩

  • @tranghoo
    @tranghoo 5 лет назад +1

    I love rewatching this one bcos of the ibs bit lmfaoooo

  • @lilvietshawty
    @lilvietshawty 6 лет назад +2

    Y’all should add food and make this series a mukbang occasionally 😂😂

  • @drinkmorewater3212
    @drinkmorewater3212 6 лет назад +2

    James Rodolfo better get on that “poop myself” part in the beginning 😂😂😂

  • @kevin14326
    @kevin14326 4 года назад +1

    The intro 😂😂😂

  • @jasonszeto7790
    @jasonszeto7790 4 года назад +1

    This is mad hilarious :)

  • @maimayme
    @maimayme 6 лет назад +1

    Nikki and Steve’s presentations sound dope! I’m wondering what the jk news crew would do...
    David: the art of humblebragging
    Tiff: how to optimise brand deals
    Joe: the trials and tribulations of a drug dealer in the early 2000s
    Geo: how to navigate difficult conversations with an eccentric partner / how to live with a man child
    Bart: brown note experiments

  • @its.enrique.galvez
    @its.enrique.galvez 6 лет назад +9

    Tiff started the new Blue&Black/White&Gold thing. Lmao 😂😂

  • @555vvv50
    @555vvv50 6 лет назад +2

    No matter how many times joe tells his first shart story it always gets better.

  • @triniwarrior16
    @triniwarrior16 4 года назад

    BEST ONE YET!

  • @suskabob
    @suskabob 5 лет назад +1

    I have abs from laughing and crying hahahah

  • @eggyjo
    @eggyjo 6 лет назад

    this is the fucking funniest off the record ever I’m CRYINGGGG

  • @mpat191
    @mpat191 5 лет назад

    You guys are a choking hazard, every time I gotta eat I have to stop because I am laughing so hard.

  • @madeira5058
    @madeira5058 6 лет назад

    This is my favourite episode

  • @Magdielcepero
    @Magdielcepero 6 лет назад

    I love you guys!!!!

  • @lysh9401
    @lysh9401 2 месяца назад

    Still one of the funnest episodes they’ve ever filmed 😂😂

  • @momentous7417
    @momentous7417 6 лет назад +18

    Where’s the “3, 2, 1” from Tiff??? PS your episodes recently have been SOOO GOOD!!! 😂 Thank you for making me crack up

  • @RealRoyces
    @RealRoyces 6 лет назад +2

    Steve has me legitimately crying laughing

  • @qbdanan1
    @qbdanan1 6 лет назад

    I DO THAT TOO BART!! Butt cheek tactic works like a charm everytime 😂

  • @applepieclub5012
    @applepieclub5012 6 лет назад

    This episode was funny af!

  • @christopherdavis5214
    @christopherdavis5214 Год назад +3

    I miss these days of jk news 😢

  • @MrSweetrice33
    @MrSweetrice33 6 лет назад +6

    Shout out to Tommy and his two Aladdin fantasy!

  • @anthonytony4139
    @anthonytony4139 5 лет назад

    Nice topic change when they were talking about big ears lol 😂👏🤣

  • @0rangeZest
    @0rangeZest 6 лет назад +2

    The first 34 seconds literally made me die LMAOOO

  • @johnnyeeboyy
    @johnnyeeboyy 5 лет назад

    I saw this when it came out and it still kills me now lol

  • @thelifeofpaola982
    @thelifeofpaola982 6 лет назад

    watching this video in a crowded train.. not a good idea 😂😂

  • @benoh7850
    @benoh7850 6 лет назад

    This episode made me think of the Mission Impossible JK Films skit where Joe and Bart had to take shits lolol

  • @JohnnyJohn1
    @JohnnyJohn1 6 лет назад

    Nikki is the best man, I died when she pop open the bottle, whoever edited this one should've add "POP" word effect like in comic books

  • @l1233799
    @l1233799 6 лет назад +5

    So Bart's dad deep rumbling voice is his brown note

  • @naomigary7930
    @naomigary7930 6 лет назад

    THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY IM CRYINGGG

  • @erica9864
    @erica9864 5 лет назад

    Lmbo! 😂 luv you guys

  • @marceldavis4376
    @marceldavis4376 6 лет назад +4

    Geo knew exactly what she was doing at 1:07. She had to because she knows what she is lol.

  • @Costarica-mq8el
    @Costarica-mq8el 5 лет назад

    1:10 Geo is looking good!!!

  • @TheWhatscaresu
    @TheWhatscaresu 6 лет назад +27

    After this video I'm convinced I'm the girl version of Bart ...😰

  • @quan5074
    @quan5074 6 лет назад +1

    Steve Greene is the funniest man alive

  • @jeremyk6560
    @jeremyk6560 6 лет назад +4

    Geo trying so hard diverting the attention of her pooping herself.😂

  • @Heyitsann
    @Heyitsann 6 лет назад

    11:30 It's the BROWN NOTE!

  • @zulmapapitas6585
    @zulmapapitas6585 6 лет назад +1

    4:40 water bottle from target if anyone wanted it :)

  • @samuelmartinez7110
    @samuelmartinez7110 5 лет назад +3

    Joe sincere concern was to be delivered ,me the audience was rib hurting funny

  • @luisvaldez4669
    @luisvaldez4669 4 года назад

    Jkn fan watching this in 2020 and this whole ibs card but kills me 😂😂😂

  • @Huntress_05
    @Huntress_05 6 лет назад +136

    We need another female all cast again

    • @Badlikeminaj
      @Badlikeminaj 6 лет назад

      May Hdz ysss

    • @Huntress_05
      @Huntress_05 6 лет назад

      @@Badlikeminaj hopefully soon

    • @Huntress_05
      @Huntress_05 6 лет назад +5

      @@altervee8603 yes we do there funny and i learn things from them

    • @Badlikeminaj
      @Badlikeminaj 6 лет назад +5

      wee een they are some of their most viewed videos of 2018. Let’s not be stupid.

    • @Cr1m1nalspeed_1
      @Cr1m1nalspeed_1 6 лет назад +1

      Edxyvee prove it cause those were terrible

  • @wd5739
    @wd5739 6 лет назад +4

    "All kinds of people poop themselves"
    Ehhh lol

  • @dearesteve
    @dearesteve 6 лет назад +1

    OMG JOE ! I'm with you ! LOL I have IBS and I didn't know pumpkin spice and french vanilla would hurt my tummy. I was walking from class to buss stop at 8pm when I farted and shit myself full on non stop diarrhea for a minute!! I hide in the bushes and cried called my bf {now husband} to come save me... longest cry in the shower water I've ever had lmfao

  • @moeal-azraqi2636
    @moeal-azraqi2636 5 лет назад

    can we get more off the record every week? pretty sure everyone would love it 😁

  • @dg8641
    @dg8641 6 лет назад

    I'M CRYINGGG😂😭😭

  • @mabeast502
    @mabeast502 5 лет назад

    IBS card is a legit good idea, I’m going to make up one with a google search to back it up lol

  • @charleneraymond4036
    @charleneraymond4036 6 лет назад

    In the UK those of us with health conditions can get a Radar key that opens locked public/disabled toilets and a "Can't wait Card" that let's your use the toilets in shops & offices even if it's not open to the public (but the final say goes to the owner). It cost like £5 each.

  • @FreshBro8
    @FreshBro8 6 лет назад

    This was so funny

  • @MIMIKU03
    @MIMIKU03 5 лет назад +2

    Anyone else do that cheek spread or just me and Bart?? 😂😂😭😭

    • @maddie.a23
      @maddie.a23 5 лет назад +1

      MIMI KU I do too 😂😎

  • @bendejo8
    @bendejo8 5 лет назад +2

    IBS: IM COMMANDEERING THIS TOILET
    yall know some chad is gonna try this

  • @CheeseOnEverything
    @CheeseOnEverything 4 года назад

    Omg where is that video, I wanna see it

  • @itzSAnDrA1
    @itzSAnDrA1 6 лет назад

    Bart at 15:43 so cute 😂

  • @pokadott5852
    @pokadott5852 6 лет назад +3

    Why does Bart look so sad when Joe's says that he shit himself lol

  • @tricia1407
    @tricia1407 6 лет назад +1

    Damn I kinda wanna see these presentations now.....

  • @JordanReedYT
    @JordanReedYT 6 лет назад

    As a person with moderate to severe IBS, I’ve had food poisoning while outside at a clients house, SHIT MYSELF, rushed to Barnes & Noble, filled up the toilet 3 times, & then had to hand wash my boxers & go back to work. 😳

  • @ykcasual
    @ykcasual 4 года назад

    this was hella funny

  • @ChrisRandolph94
    @ChrisRandolph94 6 лет назад

    Woah, 5 seconds in Steve drank some water! Good job Steve!

  • @Olga-no3xq
    @Olga-no3xq 6 лет назад

    I’m usually pretty good with poop stories and everything. But man, these stories are so real that I regret eating breakfast and watching this.
    At some point I didn’t even skip the ad cause I’d rather eat rest of my tomatoes listening to a youghurt song.