Dolphins are the dumbest mob in Minecraft

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @CheezyChez
    @CheezyChez  9 месяцев назад +3225

    Make sure to check out my other content if you enjoyed this video!

    • @maemae9663
      @maemae9663 9 месяцев назад

      That’s not true dolphins are the cutest animal on the Earth doing your phones down there the cutest do you are not dumb and I am calling my mom. Do you pretty cute and you’re dumb.

    • @germobona6055
      @germobona6055 9 месяцев назад +3

      Pi

    • @Robin_hood.100
      @Robin_hood.100 9 месяцев назад +5

      What’s really morbid is that this is a bit similar to real life, in some abusive zoos dolphins have been reported to commit su___de because being social animals they NEED companions.

    • @Hillevi2012
      @Hillevi2012 8 месяцев назад +1

      A spanish youtuber named regortread copied this video and hes been copying benders mc too

    • @DarlenePickens
      @DarlenePickens 7 месяцев назад

      Bro😫

  • @IlluminatedUser
    @IlluminatedUser Год назад +96617

    They definitely need to fix this

    • @ryananamates
      @ryananamates Год назад +4060

      They won’t you know Mojang they’re lazy

    • @Shigoto_not_gay
      @Shigoto_not_gay Год назад +1048

      ​@@ryananamatesLazy? Says the one who watches youtube in his couch all day

    • @lizardvibes
      @lizardvibes Год назад +3712

      @@Shigoto_not_gaybut Mojang is still pretty lazy, like how it took them 11 years to fix ONE glitch

    • @Shigoto_not_gay
      @Shigoto_not_gay Год назад +100

      @@lizardvibes what is that glitch

    • @Shigoto_not_gay
      @Shigoto_not_gay Год назад +174

      @@lizardvibes mojang is not lazy, it just takes time, they had a lot of moments that made them delay there supposed update/update schedules

  • @TLP.8468
    @TLP.8468 Год назад +45554

    Bro had separation anxiety

    • @HexaflexagonFan
      @HexaflexagonFan Год назад +123

      😂😂😂

    • @deadlyshadow6981
      @deadlyshadow6981 Год назад +332

      _Mojang be like: thAtS a nEw mOb fEatUre_

    • @USSFFRU
      @USSFFRU Год назад +196

      Pretty sure thats accurate to actual dolphins

    • @tulin_enjoyer
      @tulin_enjoyer Год назад +38

      ​@@USSFFRUit is yeah

    • @lNGSOC
      @lNGSOC Год назад +39

      Just like that one dolphin experiment…

  • @Biologicalneo
    @Biologicalneo 8 месяцев назад +2130

    The dolphin is the dumbest mob in minecraft:
    Squid committing suicide most of the time 💀

    • @jasonthompson8732
      @jasonthompson8732 5 месяцев назад +101

      Facts ESPECIALLY glow squids everytime I see one it beaches itself and dies

    • @Yam80333
      @Yam80333 5 месяцев назад +43

      ​@@jasonthompson8732glow squids on big caves that has falling water:

    • @Qw0485
      @Qw0485 5 месяцев назад +33

      Bat when it sees a lava pool:

    • @madsyndromne
      @madsyndromne 5 месяцев назад +11

      slimes💀

    • @pro1846-gv2ec
      @pro1846-gv2ec 5 месяцев назад +6

      dolphins also commit suicide by jumping out of your enclosure that you put it in

  • @CosmoEpic
    @CosmoEpic Год назад +7474

    Dolphins irl: in the top 10 smartest animals.
    Dolphins in Minecraft: how do i breathe

    • @hoesluv_nikki
      @hoesluv_nikki 11 месяцев назад +83

      Without you here by my side😂

    • @JadeHakola
      @JadeHakola 11 месяцев назад +61

      Fox:Hmm
      chicken under lava
      Imma jump

    • @vanitashighwind2954
      @vanitashighwind2954 11 месяцев назад +17

      Mojang: im so smart 🤓

    • @chickenandlasagna
      @chickenandlasagna 10 месяцев назад +8

      Fr tho 💀

    • @Sonnic_Adi777
      @Sonnic_Adi777 10 месяцев назад

      Dolphin don't know how to breed cause it's dumb

  • @TheComedyEra
    @TheComedyEra Год назад +3689

    "Don't kill dolphins you monster "
    ~ Minecraft Bedrock

    • @aniolyrics1577
      @aniolyrics1577 10 месяцев назад +126

      "Kill dolphins because They're monsters"
      - Unknown

    • @Potato-TheKing
      @Potato-TheKing 8 месяцев назад +45

      "Dophins are monsters"
      -Minecraft bedrock

    • @HeatsFIamesman
      @HeatsFIamesman 8 месяцев назад +55

      "Don't kill monsters you dolpin"
      - ?

    • @L3monsta
      @L3monsta 8 месяцев назад +25

      If Dolphins were added in beta you'd be able to put saddles on them and ride them around. Modern mojang has an aversion to fun

    • @defintlynoob4263
      @defintlynoob4263 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@L3monstahave you even seen the new update? Also stop supporting that excuse of a human

  • @bluenightrblx
    @bluenightrblx 8 месяцев назад +43

    bats: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

  • @NV_The_Animator
    @NV_The_Animator Год назад +15849

    And Mojang still calls us the monsters for killing them💀

    • @gerobrine591
      @gerobrine591 Год назад +111

      💀💀💀💀💀 fr

    • @_YashSawant
      @_YashSawant Год назад +266

      *~Bedrock Edition Loading Screen Tips💀*

    • @PixelNomad99
      @PixelNomad99 Год назад +153

      ​@@_YashSawant DoNt KiLl DoLpHiNs !!!!!

    • @_YashSawant
      @_YashSawant Год назад

      @@PixelNomad99 yOu mOnStEr!!💀👌🏻

    • @Weirdsticka
      @Weirdsticka 11 месяцев назад +26

      When did they do that

  • @skapercrossbow2472
    @skapercrossbow2472 Год назад +15030

    Dude I made a whole aquarium for the dolphins I caught and then when I came back with name tags they were all dead I thought they just despawned 😢

    • @mazenwalid4707
      @mazenwalid4707 Год назад +495

      Tip passive mobs don't despawn only hostile and neutral mobs

    • @ItsMeAsena
      @ItsMeAsena Год назад +87

      After how long did you go back?

    • @kok_up
      @kok_up Год назад +226

      ​@@mazenwalid4707but dolphin isn't passive it's neutral if you hit it, it attacks you

    • @mazenwalid4707
      @mazenwalid4707 Год назад +78

      @@kok_up so i did some more research and you are correct they are neutral mobs because they turn hostile towards you so you are correct ana i tip i found along the way is if you want to know if a mob can despawn fly up in the 130 blocks

    • @darknessking367
      @darknessking367 Год назад +12

      Hey guys idk if u know this but did u Ever heard of a chunk loader.....

  • @Newmcast
    @Newmcast 6 месяцев назад +84

    Dolphins commit suicide when they're depressed by drowning themselves, could be a relationship there

    • @fatyoshi12jl
      @fatyoshi12jl 4 месяца назад +2

      Facts

    • @Alex-fv7ri
      @Alex-fv7ri День назад

      Just trap them in a soul sand elevator with a block on top. They get both air and water to survive

  • @WheatOatmeal
    @WheatOatmeal 11 месяцев назад +4802

    Mojang: "Nooooo you cant ride dolphins thats animal abuseeeee"
    Also Mojang:

    • @stephenlee1664
      @stephenlee1664 6 месяцев назад +177

      They say that while minecrafters create villager breeding camps and force them into slavery for them good trade deals.

    • @TheshadowOfknowledge
      @TheshadowOfknowledge 6 месяцев назад +77

      Mojang seems to forget how psychopathic real life dolphins are

    • @FarisHYSM
      @FarisHYSM 6 месяцев назад +48

      They acting like riding pig isn't animal abuse😭

    • @franz2934
      @franz2934 6 месяцев назад +4

      Question! If it has the beacon thing will it die?

    • @de4d092
      @de4d092 6 месяцев назад +13

      it's just an excuse so they dont have to code all that in

  • @knckl
    @knckl Год назад +3842

    Never let them know your next move: puts soul sand on water so the dolphin keeps flowing up

  • @salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac
    @salmuttotabreabittlecochicarac 8 месяцев назад +5

    Spawn chunks:
    Water breathing:
    Mods:

  • @StrWrsNrd_34
    @StrWrsNrd_34 Год назад +1449

    Solution: Soul Sand and a roofed water tank.

    • @DrYolo-ct2vh
      @DrYolo-ct2vh 8 месяцев назад +9

      Yep

    • @rachelellasmama
      @rachelellasmama 8 месяцев назад +3

      How do you make that

    • @DrYolo-ct2vh
      @DrYolo-ct2vh 8 месяцев назад +67

      @@rachelellasmama frop bottom to top soul sand, watersource, watersource, slab of choice.
      Encase in glass

    • @yulian511
      @yulian511 8 месяцев назад +16

      thanks i was looking for a solution! i'm making a zoo

    • @christophercooley1058
      @christophercooley1058 8 месяцев назад +34

      Ya just need a bubble chamber. Grian learned this the hard way in hermit craft season 9

  • @NamelessKnightt
    @NamelessKnightt 8 месяцев назад +2732

    Broooo, I for a whole second I thought this was a reference about how dolphins can get depression and commit suicide in captivity

    • @anonymous123456on
      @anonymous123456on 6 месяцев назад +47

      Bro this happens to wild dolphins in minecraft too so...

    • @Itz_GlitchyAsh
      @Itz_GlitchyAsh 6 месяцев назад +7

      Wait they can??

    • @SBcard
      @SBcard 6 месяцев назад +41

      ​@Itz_GlitchyAsh Yes. I know it might shock you, but animals are fully capable of feeling emotions and articulating loss/changes in the world around them. Bees, octopuses, dolphins, and whales have intelligence comparably complex to humans. It's believed all multicellular animals do, just in different ways.

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@anonymous123456on yes but it's not as common in the wild as it is in captivity

    • @NamelessKnightt
      @NamelessKnightt 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@Itz_GlitchyAsh Yup, they can get depressed for different reasons but usually it is with the loss or separation of a mate, they stay underwater and drown themselves, they also can jump into boats and cruise propellers and get shredded by them on purpose in the wild

  • @hiymecorp.258
    @hiymecorp.258 5 месяцев назад +84

    Kinda reminds be of whales in real life. They don’t just die, they drown. When a whale get to old and tired to swim back up to breath it just sink to the bottom and drown.

    • @bryanfongo327
      @bryanfongo327 4 месяца назад

      Whales essentially get crucified as a normal part of their life cycle

    • @YunxiaoChu
      @YunxiaoChu 4 месяца назад

      Interesting

    • @dungnguyenminh4644
      @dungnguyenminh4644 4 месяца назад +2

      The only diffrence is that whales go (explosion sound)

  • @2ndlt.sadness67
    @2ndlt.sadness67 9 месяцев назад +229

    They don't suffocate in the air, they dry up and roast in the sun. They're mammals like us

    • @griffinflyer77
      @griffinflyer77 6 месяцев назад +13

      He’s talking about in Minecraft.

    • @negativedawn136
      @negativedawn136 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@griffinflyer77they know that, they’re talking about why they die on land in minecraft, it is based on real life logic.

    • @bb971
      @bb971 5 месяцев назад

      Obviously he’s talking about in the game 😂

    • @IanRoth-y9z
      @IanRoth-y9z 5 месяцев назад

      In Minecraft too, if it is raining the dolphin won’t actually die in game

    • @zlette
      @zlette 5 месяцев назад

      Proot!

  • @Gigi4u
    @Gigi4u Год назад +922

    They could fix this problem by making the the water and oxygen counter stop when the AI of the dolphin stops being loaded in by the player.

    • @misaamane7167
      @misaamane7167 11 месяцев назад +3

      ai???

    • @marcosa.garrido3295
      @marcosa.garrido3295 11 месяцев назад +66

      ​@@misaamane7167All minecraft mobs use Mob AI which is a system of behaviors..AI just means Artificial Intelligence, most enemies and creatures in games use some form of AI.

    • @AlexanderLea-w4g
      @AlexanderLea-w4g 11 месяцев назад +4

      That’s already how it works, mobs don’t lose their AI as long as they’re in entity processing chunks. The issue is that mobs stop wandering when the player is a certain distance.

    • @emaneko22
      @emaneko22 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@misaamane7167ai in game it’s different than AI for other purposes, it just means “what NPCs/enemies/allies do”

    • @engineertheengie9973
      @engineertheengie9973 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@emaneko22nah man, it's the same as chatgpt

  • @crismix7599
    @crismix7599 8 месяцев назад +5

    Real life: smartest animal
    Minecraft: dumbest animal

  • @sammillington2403
    @sammillington2403 Год назад +3114

    Turns out we just need magma blocks to make the water bubble. Thats probably not it but imagine if it was that simple

    • @meelomilo23
      @meelomilo23 Год назад +410

      You can actually use soul sand with water to make breathable water and air for dolphins, they are mostly used in dolphin’s grace, soul speed highways 👍

    • @cimonroll8468
      @cimonroll8468 Год назад +39

      It is but you need soul sandd

    • @notsansutplays8178
      @notsansutplays8178 Год назад +35

      They would find a way to burn…

    • @NuningMinie
      @NuningMinie Год назад +5

      Use soul sand 👍

    • @lordshuv-rowyoknow6486
      @lordshuv-rowyoknow6486 Год назад +22

      Actually soul sand is better since magma block can burn them,(I'm not expecting them to be smart)

  • @etetrttre
    @etetrttre Год назад +432

    Definition of "can't live without you"

    • @Merald_art
      @Merald_art 9 месяцев назад +7

      Fr💀

    • @JordHaj
      @JordHaj 8 месяцев назад +5

      And at the same time "I can't stand you"

  • @BbomHKT
    @BbomHKT 8 месяцев назад +1

    That's actually how mobs work in general, there is a section of your render distance in which it doesn't unload mobs, but instead have them there but not render movements, this is done to prevent the player from lagging out too much

  • @OmegaQuinn
    @OmegaQuinn Год назад +59

    People usually put souls sand in their aquariums with dolphins so they still have water and can’t drown

    • @TbobJee
      @TbobJee 8 месяцев назад +2

      Does that really work? If so THANK YOU!!

    • @OmegaQuinn
      @OmegaQuinn 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@TbobJee I’ve seen that and I’ve seen a waterhighway that someone made to get dolphins Grace they put a dolphin in a 1 block space with a water block and souls sand on the bottom. So it should work if you only use dolphins in the aquarium

  • @stitchy_7789
    @stitchy_7789 Год назад +557

    This is technically accurate to real life, dolphins are known to drown themselves if they have been taken care of by a person for a while and then they don’t see that person again for a while

  • @orin8743
    @orin8743 8 месяцев назад +3

    The dolphin is gone because its so smart to live 😂

  • @Noone-l3h
    @Noone-l3h 10 месяцев назад +1482

    And then they say "Don't kill dolphins you MONSTER " 💀

    • @L3monsta
      @L3monsta 8 месяцев назад +50

      If Dolphins were added in beta you'd be able to put saddles on them and ride them around. Modern mojang has an aversion to fun

    • @samiiiyusufff
      @samiiiyusufff 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@L3monsta*cough* Microsoft*cough*

    • @L3monsta
      @L3monsta 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@samiiiyusufff yes, modern mojang is owned by Microsoft

    • @nextsonicfan6874
      @nextsonicfan6874 6 месяцев назад

      @@samiiiyusufffyou do know that mojang isnt 100% influenced by microsoft, right?

    • @ceedee873
      @ceedee873 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@nextsonicfan6874 It kind of is.

  • @KautharPlayz
    @KautharPlayz Год назад +456

    I just built an entire zoo and made the dolphins the attraction for the entire build. Now I know why they keep disappearing, I renamed the world a whole disapointment. Edit: wow, 300 likes?! this is the most likes i got on my comments, thank you so much!

    • @BigBoyNoel01
      @BigBoyNoel01 Год назад +18

      Just name it Sea World

    • @salvatorevolpe7851
      @salvatorevolpe7851 Год назад +3

      Name it "abandoned dolphin zoo"

    • @Alvira-Crafts
      @Alvira-Crafts Год назад +6

      You can just create a ticking area using `/tickingarea` command to always keep the area where dolphins live keep ticking and stay active even when you are not there.

    • @KautharPlayz
      @KautharPlayz Год назад

      Ok thanks @@Alvira-Crafts :D

  • @Itz.you.girlll
    @Itz.you.girlll 5 месяцев назад +3

    I think they tried to make the dolphins realistic because in real life, dolphins are mammals, which means they need oxygen. But they are also required to water, which means if they stay under water for too long the drown and if they are out of the water for too long they also die so yeah🤷‍♀️😀👍

  • @AshleyYT_playz
    @AshleyYT_playz Год назад +24

    Dolphins in Minecraft : 😵‍💫😵‍💫
    Dolphins IRL : 😊😈🤓

    • @Lol-jp1ju
      @Lol-jp1ju Год назад

      Also dolphins irl: 👿😈👿👿

  • @jarl_jake2329
    @jarl_jake2329 5 месяцев назад +1

    I tried to keep a pet dolphin thinking my fully powered conduit would give it water breathing but it didn’t… and it drowned. The worst part is you can use splash potions on water breathing on them and that does work, but not a passive buff.

  • @pumkin610
    @pumkin610 Год назад +474

    Why were they coded like this 😭 can we report this as a bug
    Maybe you could keep it alive with a redstone alternating bubble collumn

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 Год назад +27

      Because its accurate but hey at least we have an answer as to why DanTDM's dolphins kept dying

    • @ceasarsalazar5940
      @ceasarsalazar5940 Год назад +11

      ​@@aziatouchsilent8507no I think they mean the dolphin staying still

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 Год назад +7

      @@ceasarsalazar5940 probably a bug so its most likely not coded in

    • @thepigeonman_
      @thepigeonman_ Год назад

      ​@@ceasarsalazar5940iirc that's how all mobs work to reduce lag, why would the game process mobs moving when they're out of simulation and render distance

    • @ciastek666_
      @ciastek666_ Год назад +4

      Make some research before commenting.
      Dolphins breathe air

  • @chicken
    @chicken 8 месяцев назад +484

    Dolphins in Minecraft really need to learn how to breathe underwater. They need to update the AI on those poor dolphins.

    • @Skitations
      @Skitations 8 месяцев назад +21

      But mammals can’t breathe underwater

    • @Art.Scarlett
      @Art.Scarlett 6 месяцев назад +5

      Ohhh chicken why are u in every vids??

    • @alexandriaking8544
      @alexandriaking8544 6 месяцев назад +3

      Dolphins can’t breathe underwater irl though

    • @fellipedasilva99
      @fellipedasilva99 6 месяцев назад +7

      Mammals don’t have gills and don’t even tell me “It’s just a game!” Because there’s a certain point where realism makes sense and dolphins breathing air makes sense in Minecraft. Sea turtles should also drown if they stay under water too long.

    • @snoopdog1097
      @snoopdog1097 6 месяцев назад

      But it’s true in real life

  • @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar
    @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 8 месяцев назад +1

    Sad thing is its an easy fix.
    The conditions that cause dolphin ai to not move radiantly are known. Just make the timer on drowning and suffocating not tick down when those conditions are met

  • @skyj5606
    @skyj5606 8 месяцев назад +4

    So that's why I saw half a stack of cod in the ocean randomly 😂

  • @sirscribble6808
    @sirscribble6808 Год назад +36

    Dolphins do this irl, as they are one of the few animals who will unalive themselves, usually because of depression or anxiety.

  • @iamnotdream2399
    @iamnotdream2399 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sniffer is dump too they take the seeds out of the ground and wait for player to feed the seed for them

  • @intentionalfailure9455
    @intentionalfailure9455 Год назад +138

    Yeah what you gotta do is use bubble columns

    • @lukekieselbach5278
      @lukekieselbach5278 Год назад +3

      Wouldn't they float upwards then?

    • @intentionalfailure9455
      @intentionalfailure9455 Год назад +5

      @@lukekieselbach5278 thats the whole point

    • @perfectgaming6107
      @perfectgaming6107 Год назад

      @@intentionalfailure9455 just build chunk loader

    • @iiDTC
      @iiDTC Год назад +6

      ​@@intentionalfailure9455but they stay up too long then

    • @parasitictf2
      @parasitictf2 Год назад +1

      Bubble columns provide air for both players and air-breathing mobs, so I don’t think this’ll work

  • @theenddragon9
    @theenddragon9 11 месяцев назад +7

    Mojang: We won’t add fireflies because if frogs eat them in real life they will die
    Also Mojang:

    • @JadeHakola
      @JadeHakola 11 месяцев назад

      Swamp waters:🗿

  • @EMA_XD_
    @EMA_XD_ Месяц назад +1

    how to create a prison:
    1 imprison a dolphin in an aquarium
    2 show it to your friend
    3 go away
    now your friend will never leave unless he's a psychopath

  • @undecillion1
    @undecillion1 9 месяцев назад +4

    Moral of the story: don’t put dolphins in aquariums.

  • @ZKDFQ
    @ZKDFQ Год назад +18

    bro took the phrase "i'm gonna hold my breath unless I get dino nuggets!!" to a whole other level.

    • @Cane4092
      @Cane4092 9 месяцев назад

      No offense but i hate the kinda people who do this where they say a phrase that literally NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD
      Example “bro took the phrase “e=mc2 and the solar system is a actually flat and i am a toaster also do you know how peanut butter works?” To a whole new level” you can see how that gets annoying and unnecessary right?

    • @MissingHunter
      @MissingHunter 9 месяцев назад

      I’ve heard of it.. albeit only once

    • @StarFallColorsV3
      @StarFallColorsV3 9 месяцев назад

      Bro this phrase is super common, they even say and do it in the very popular movie Despicable Me 1, for example@@Cane4092

    • @ZKDFQ
      @ZKDFQ 8 месяцев назад

      @@Cane4092 no. i'm taking great offense right now. I'm gonna do nothing now cause I'm bored lmao

  • @SPAMTON_G_SPAMTON327
    @SPAMTON_G_SPAMTON327 4 месяца назад +2

    The only way to fix this is by using soul sand and making the water have bubbles

  • @mercce6750
    @mercce6750 8 месяцев назад +4

    Fun fact: IRL, dolphins, unlike human have to breath manually. That's why when they sleep, they can only rest half of their brain.

  • @Lid_il
    @Lid_il 11 месяцев назад +12

    Just remember every second in your minecraft world millions of dolphins die respawn and die again

  • @valami-nf7ev
    @valami-nf7ev 8 месяцев назад +1

    How ever if you download a mod (not mainly made for this problem it's a factory mod) with that mod press E to claim an area mainly made to not stop your factory if you go away same goes with the dolphins they will not die. (I tested it ) Mod name : Create

  • @ivanwatermelon
    @ivanwatermelon Год назад +17

    If you place soul sand only in a few places at the bottom of the aquarium, the dolphin sometimes will be pushed up and then it will get back in the water.

  • @nattoro5365
    @nattoro5365 Год назад +21

    Smart move: Give dolphin a water breathing potion.

    • @JadeHakola
      @JadeHakola 11 месяцев назад +4

      Forever version

  • @alexexists3710
    @alexexists3710 4 месяца назад +1

    The dolphin is such a weird mob….
    You can’t keep it as a pet, it doesn’t drop anything when you kill it, you can feed it to lead you to buried ships (which, at least on bedrock, you can’t go 2 steps into the ocean without finding one) and for some reason it attacks you if you hit it????

  • @muhammedaliakcicek4761
    @muhammedaliakcicek4761 Год назад +15

    This reminds me of my dolphin Doli, who suddenly disappeared after taking over an ocean monument. I always wondered where it went. But now I know, I wish I never knew

  • @tanker2000
    @tanker2000 Год назад +1005

    *Squid left the chat*
    Zoinkers Scoob! 1000 likes?

  • @somedudeonyoutubefrfr
    @somedudeonyoutubefrfr 6 месяцев назад +2

    Mojang knew that, if they have had their IRL stats, that they eventually would crank 90s, build the most advanced tnt cannons and eradicate the player from the world. They HAD to nerf them.

  • @SolarGarbage
    @SolarGarbage Год назад +15

    Now we know why jacksepticeye’s dolphins keep dying 💀

  • @JadeHakola
    @JadeHakola 11 месяцев назад +6

    Also fox: hmm
    Chicken under lava
    Imma jump

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 8 месяцев назад +1

      😮

  • @punnup3452
    @punnup3452 8 месяцев назад +1

    Who else remembers when dolphins were able to get dolphins grace and kamikaze themselves onto the beach because they're moving too fast

  • @SaairImran
    @SaairImran Год назад +7

    Bro just roasted all the dolphins in the world.

    • @JadeHakola
      @JadeHakola 11 месяцев назад

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

  • @FreeFireLover-gg7gl
    @FreeFireLover-gg7gl Год назад +14

    I thought that my dolphins were jumping off the island in my one block world

  • @DRoRy_zilberg
    @DRoRy_zilberg 8 месяцев назад +1

    I whenever I remember that squids could fly in low versions and when there are lags and that they can't breathe air and still get on land for fun

    • @DRoRy_zilberg
      @DRoRy_zilberg 8 месяцев назад

      Oh and foxes when they want to hunt they just jump without thinking about what will happen

    • @DRoRy_zilberg
      @DRoRy_zilberg 8 месяцев назад

      And pandas that just roll to their own death 90% of the time

    • @DRoRy_zilberg
      @DRoRy_zilberg 8 месяцев назад

      And how can you forget creepers who just kill themselves on you even when they don't do you any damage

  • @ultrusgamer542
    @ultrusgamer542 Год назад +31

    They should survive on water logged slabs

  • @oliboli1722
    @oliboli1722 Год назад +13

    real life:one of the smartest creatures

    • @namnasuu
      @namnasuu Год назад

      And one of the most cruel, unhinged and sadistic fucks ever.

    • @Lol-jp1ju
      @Lol-jp1ju Год назад

      Real life : Rapist of the sea

    • @JadeHakola
      @JadeHakola 11 месяцев назад

      Real life:🗿

  • @Masterchief_Tito
    @Masterchief_Tito 5 месяцев назад +1

    Reminds me of a story where a dolphin got seperated from his owner and he just refused to get air and died.

  • @Gato3629
    @Gato3629 Год назад +4

    I literally made a whole dolphin room that’s bigger than my house and they all died

  • @BeliTheNob
    @BeliTheNob 9 месяцев назад +17

    "Dolphins are the smartest animals in the world!"
    Minecraft: OBJECTION!

    • @uberpwner48
      @uberpwner48 6 месяцев назад

      Counterargument: squids and "Johnny" pillagers.

  • @schaefferwoodland1111
    @schaefferwoodland1111 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dolphins are very smart creatures. They're hunting abilities and interactions with humans show that if their brains had the shell anatomy of a human they would be more efficient than us... Oddly enough I believe these dolphins, not wanting to be subjected to captivity, simply shorten their sentience on purpose. It's a dark theory, but minecraft is for kids; who would've suspected this, for if they were innocent?

  • @mcplayer150
    @mcplayer150 Год назад +6

    Fix:- Make the aquarium within the spawn chunks as its always loaded and also the simulation chunks are
    Thanks me later ;).

  • @syppie6510
    @syppie6510 Год назад +13

    This reminds me of the goldfish we all used to have during our childhood which dies after a few days..

  • @Luke-mo3qo
    @Luke-mo3qo 6 месяцев назад +1

    What's the reason why is because the coding is similar to the actual aspects of the animal in real life for the dolphin in Minecraft dolphins IRL AKA real life or social creatures they need large amounts of social ability more than one dolphin to be with them at all times so they will not respond and they will remember to go up to the surface to breathe and be able to function properly it's coded into the actual creature / mob for Minecraft

  • @STEREO171
    @STEREO171 Год назад +18

    *chunk loader leave the chat*

  • @redforestmod
    @redforestmod Год назад +16

    Pls play the red forest mod!

  • @4424673
    @4424673 6 месяцев назад +1

    I mean it's accurate. They get bonded to their owners and suffer from depression and they suffocate to death.

  • @Thegoatronaldosiu
    @Thegoatronaldosiu Год назад +9

    "my fish drowned" ain't no excuse anymore

    • @koutosaryy
      @koutosaryy Год назад +3

      i know this is a joke but dolphins arent fish 😭

    • @ZudiAja
      @ZudiAja 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@koutosaryyyes its true dolphin use Lungs to breath.

  • @realnoeq
    @realnoeq Год назад +12

    how can a sea animal drown:

    • @BlitzerAcer
      @BlitzerAcer Год назад +15

      It's a mammal

    • @ostrich_man_haha_funny
      @ostrich_man_haha_funny Год назад +2

      Lol how can a human drown, they were a fish at some point

    • @eyadkharsa3187
      @eyadkharsa3187 Год назад +2

      he got it wrong , if it stays out in the air it will die of dehydration and if it stays in the water it will suffocate because it breathes air

    • @cewkie
      @cewkie Год назад +2

      well a dolphin has lungs.. not gills, sea animals means animals that LIVE in the sea

    • @shivaleelaholeyachi6579
      @shivaleelaholeyachi6579 Год назад

      How old are you bro what

  • @adrianrubin8435
    @adrianrubin8435 5 месяцев назад +1

    Foxes: literally jumping into lava (there was a chicken underneath)

  • @cutiepatootie6655
    @cutiepatootie6655 5 месяцев назад +1

    Oh...thats why the dolphin i put next to my house died...even it has access to water and air💀💀

  • @Pupil00
    @Pupil00 8 месяцев назад +1

    Wouldn't a chunk loader be a "smoother" solution insted of soul sand? If the dolphins are active when the chunk is loaded it could work. Thoughts?

  • @Blazzes1001
    @Blazzes1001 5 месяцев назад +1

    They need an if statement on the dolphin to stop drowning or drying out if outside the loading area

  • @abrick.931
    @abrick.931 5 месяцев назад +1

    dolphin irl: one of the smartest animals on Earth, with intelligence comparable to that of a human
    dolphin in Minecraft: zero surivival instinct whatsoever

  • @gleamshot5495
    @gleamshot5495 8 месяцев назад +1

    12yo me is so gratified from this. I always thought dolphins sounded so stupid when faking damage

  • @mayacitymation4372
    @mayacitymation4372 7 месяцев назад +1

    IRL Dolphins: Very smart, playful, and witty, have known to out-smart people before.
    Minecraft Dolphins: Dumb, end up dying in the dumbest situations, disappear from the world if a player is not around.
    Literally real life Dolphins and Minecraft Dolphins, couldn't be more different from each other, its so stupid 😅

  • @Swegurr
    @Swegurr 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dolphins don't actually suffocate when they're beached they can dehydrate or burn

  • @mehrunnissarafaqat4708
    @mehrunnissarafaqat4708 7 месяцев назад +1

    Skeleton 🦴🩻 in cubecraft bedwars left the game😂😂😂

  • @anthonycory2116
    @anthonycory2116 6 месяцев назад +1

    Someone needs to send this to GoodTimesWithScar 😆

  • @bosskean08
    @bosskean08 4 месяца назад +1

    "Dont kill dolphins you monster"
    Why me they kill theyre self 😭

  • @jonabiberacher1219
    @jonabiberacher1219 8 месяцев назад +1

    Just to sad there aren't any ways of making a chunkloader in Minecraft so that the dolphins don't die

  • @IGotNoUsernameIdeasLeft
    @IGotNoUsernameIdeasLeft 4 месяца назад +1

    And here I’ve been gaslighting myself into thinking that I’m the worst aquarium owner ever but it was just mojang’s skill issue

  • @the87player
    @the87player 8 месяцев назад +1

    so that means you have to build a chunk loader next to the dolphin

  • @SkyIsHereForYou
    @SkyIsHereForYou 4 месяца назад +1

    No wonder why years ago my dolphins kept disappearing, i thought they we're despawning or something so my dumbass attached it to a leash AND gave it a nametag 💀

  • @Inky_Moss369
    @Inky_Moss369 8 месяцев назад +1

    THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DOLPHINS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!

  • @Dark_neon1
    @Dark_neon1 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dolphins intelligence in Minecraft 💀
    Dolphins intelligence in real life🗿

  • @bismaykumardash1075
    @bismaykumardash1075 6 месяцев назад +2

    I would rather say suicidal over dumb 💀

  • @theunloadedrpg1376
    @theunloadedrpg1376 8 месяцев назад +1

    Nah, dolphins have killed themselves in captivity this is accurate

  • @mraussieman2263
    @mraussieman2263 5 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: dolphins in real life have been known to commit sui slide

  • @yolojc6066
    @yolojc6066 5 месяцев назад +1

    Trap them in a 1x1 water source block with soul sand under 😊😊

  • @BubblesWaffle
    @BubblesWaffle 5 месяцев назад +1

    nah dolphins in captivity also does this

  • @-abbi_stuff-
    @-abbi_stuff- 7 месяцев назад

    THIS IS WHY ON MY SURVIVAL EORLD MY DOLPHINS ARE JUST GONE-
    I HAVE TO SEARCH FOR MORE 😭

  • @saminkal
    @saminkal 3 месяца назад +1

    I think waterlogging slabs and putting him on them will work

  • @fellipedasilva99
    @fellipedasilva99 6 месяцев назад +1

    Well they don’t do so well in captivity in most cases irl as well.

  • @Sans-m7e
    @Sans-m7e 8 месяцев назад

    You right when a creative in Minecraft and I build a zoo but my all dolphin is gone in water

  • @L3monsta
    @L3monsta 8 месяцев назад +1

    If dolphins were added in beta you'd be able to put saddles on them and ride them around. Modern mojang has an aversion to fun

  • @katyearromba409
    @katyearromba409 5 месяцев назад +1

    this is not a mistake, in real life if a dolphin is trapped in an aquarium it kills itself without breathing due to depression

  • @xboxgirl-dc5mp
    @xboxgirl-dc5mp 7 месяцев назад +1

    polarsaurusrex come look at this bro 😭