Simon Lane - Comedic Legend
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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Humour so good, Lewis decided to make a youtube channel just to share it with the world.
And now he's barely on it
@@deadchannel624 times be changing ^^
@@deadchannel624 Not on youtube! The yogscast moved to Twitch a looooooooooong time ago. RUclips is just like a side hobby.
@@ballinbalgruuf8198 it's mostly because RUclips pays like shit for all but the biggest creators.
@@ballinbalgruuf8198 do they use twitch often?
mousie not getting the "very common" joke gets me every time
I still don't get it
@@somuchsoul3041 One of common's meanings is low-brow.
@@somuchsoul3041 It means lower class.
@@SomeInfamousGuy ahhhhhh
That joke was quite possibly the most British joke I've ever heard
"I called her that because I used to shake her as a baby"
"They're very common"
I swear, this man just gets me every time.
That Gregg's joke will always get me😂 this is why I'm so glad to have stumbled upon the Yogscast 10 years ago
pls explain, I don't get it
@@mr6611aj Gregg's is a popular shop that sells lunch items, savoury and sweet pastries in the UK and they are everywhere if you ask someone in the UK what a Gregg's is they all understand. When Mousie asked if they are common she meant if they are rare or not, Simon knew what she meant but decided to make a hidden joke even though he said "they were very common" which did answer her question but he was also implying that it was common in the sense of class. Much like how peasants or lower class people are called common since Gregg's isn't a fancy in the slightest so it was double meaning 👍 hope that clears it up a little bit
This video included all 1 out of 1 Yogscast baby shaking jokes. 10/10 would shake again
“I used to shake her as a baby”
*roaring applause*
They're *very common.* honestly simon's almost as much a national treasure as greggs.
American simon isn't real, American simon can't hurt you.
American simon: "shirt, sock, Hot dog"
Brothers of the states rejoice!
Shoot shoot shoot with me
Raise your gun and raise your voice
Sing sing sing with me
Down and down into the deep
Who knows what we'll find beneath
Diamonds dollars gold and more
Hidden in the mountain store
born underground suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us FREE
Come on brothers sing with me!
I am an American and I am digging for oil, diggy diggy oil...
@@pacosoentken303 oo
yeah he is, his name is jesse cox
@@crisisasp5396 oh holy fuck i forgot about British Jesse and American Simon.
@@arterca I bet you forgot about that video where they both rub their beards over Dodger's face too didn't you?
7:50 is underrated...
Simone Alaine. What a gentlemen.
mentlegen?
@@thephoenixsystem6765 precisely
19:41 I really should've taken Lewis' leather jacket after all, this is definitely the dark timeline lmao
Wow that was really you? You should have definitely accepted the trade, lol.
oh my god
@@RagDollCthulhu welp
coming back to this, idk if you know this but that leather jacket Lewis always wears is Rick Owens, upwards of $3,000 😯
@@Khy._ no way!!
My favorite ones are the ones where he takes his glasses off because he's crying laughing at his own jokes.
Why is Simon the funniest member of the Yogscast? That's not even to say the others aren't funny - they've each said things that nearly made me pee myself. But Simon is on a whole 'nother level.
Simon : Baby shaking joke
Tom's brows : V
the Jason Statham impression buying baked beans should be in here, its pure gold.
14:44 only Simon can pull off wearing a shirt emblazoned with the word "C U M"
I thought of the same thing, haha - I mean, I find it funny cause I'm a 5 year old but I don't think I'd be able to pull it off (unintended, no ragerts tho)
Damn, they have to get Simon on panel shows such as Would I Lie To you. Imagine how fucking funny it woul be with Lee Mack interogating him. God... A man can dream... A man can dream.
14:35 This was clearly Tom's joke. I will not have this blatant robbery in broad daylight. Tom's good joke was *STOLEN* from him, and NOW MY DAUGHTER IS *DEAD*
Man, i miss those shitty mics in the old videos.
oh man i need some more peculiar portions asap
Heard on the podcast they’re starting it again they recorded on Friday
Simon's cats are silently judging him :)
I always come back for the clip @12:40
I just love that Simon is constantly wearing Ghost shirts.
The bush joke was hilarious. I think Simon shines when he talks politics.
Man! I really wish Particular Portions would come back! it was really great!
This man is superhumanly hilarious
@3:46 this gets me every time LOL
I'm American, can you explain this
"We have got lift" ha ha Simon is a legend
The post Simon era were the darkest days in yogscast history
What exactly happened to him? Did he just lose his nerve or something?
@@Zei33 he had some health issues & had surgery :)
I wish I could like this more than once
God damn clip nr 2 and I made the misstake of drinking water. Damn near killed me
The koala one is absolutely brilliant
"Maybe people are too young and don't realize. He wasn't the one that did 9/11, that was his son."
Reminds me of the best joke from the farming sim Livestreams:
There once was a man from Devon
Who thought that his life was heaven
He ate Cornish Ice creams,
And watched gaming Livestreams
Bush did nine-eleven
@@DackxJaniels that was factorio with sips and duncan
4:13 I think I'm too American to understand this joke
I’m not sure either, but going by another joke Simon made about “copper is so common that it watches East Enders”, I’m assuming that “common” is British for “basic bitch”
Such a charming young man.
I was not prepared for the koala joke. I was MID-SIP from a glass of water. Nearly choked.
2:40 How did she not laugh. I was in stitches lol
If Simon ever sees this. I want to meet you. Not in the 'crazy' way like from a fan. I'm as crazy as most of us are. But just a happenstance hug would be nice. Simon you are weird, and awesome and loved. Thank you Drakon for this compilation.
Also, Weird is love.
Also any edit with Simon and Lewis is fun, and Tom, and Nina and whomever. Simon makes me laugh, Simon makes anyone laugh.
The greggs joke was brilliant
2:07 I've seen this clip a hundred times , i've seen the original episode a hundred times , but i've only just got the joke
28:12 Did Tom just say Lamas are closely related to Beavers?!?!?! What
With anything
Awww, I miss Game Goblin...
Man I really miss peculiar portions
Simon lives off the script... Hes the old-school stableronaldo! Not the clip he's the viral meme machine! Timeless shit :D
with the latest top 10 hit. Ground breaking sound of... "its scratchy"..by the "Chlamydia Koalas"
Missed a chance to say the Hunger Games when talking about eating the books...
I never really noticed Simons shirts before.
honestly as an ace person, ace gay men being called pandas kind of rules
25:25 it would be an improvement over both the current one and the previous one.
Can someone explain the Greggs joke? pls
So, Gregg's is a really popular bakery chain here in the UK, and they're usually found in more traditionally working class areas.
So, Mousie asked "are they common?", meaning "are there a lot of them?"
And Simon answered "they're *very* common", meaning "they're very working class"
@@ParadoxNerdHLM Thank you
Can anyone explain the greggs joke to me? I never got it
Simon does a posh accent and calls it common, referring to its class status rather than its rarity.
@@Wabajak13 oh damn, thanks!
@@SpaceDogLaika yeah, I honestly didn't remember the other meaning for common until I saw someone point it out. I just assumed it was a comment on how many bloody Greggs there are
You made me think he died
hims an smin
23:38
Heaven must be missing an angle.
And it's made you obtuse.
They're *very* common.
Anything.
GREGGS!
Hey Drakon Astron , whats your favorite things to see in TTT maps?? or like what are your favorite reoccurring things in maps
Haven't watched him for yeas. And in the first few seconds I see he's got a Ghost tee on, respect is up
What was the stream with the baby shaking joke?
Where can I find simons and Tom’s podcasts?
They're on toms channel called Angory Tom though they are pretty old so youll have to do some scrolling
Chree sent me
officially using Panda as gay slang
wow, a whole video without redacted, Clap
I like Lewis old hair style lol not judging just that it doesn't fit him in my opinion
i agree.
Miss peculiar portions and the riddle bros!!!
19:42 did NOT age well
Unfortunately 25:23 aged quite well for the same reason
Based
I hit like, but every other joke makes me rethink my position.
NO U
Come on down to Comedy Lane and sing the old song with me
That's right
You know the one
Sing it:
[psych, I'm doing a Witcher parody]
When a grand old bard
Gamed the whole night long
With Lewis of Brindleshire
Along came the YoGPooooD
They went after sips
What utter, utter pricks
Broke down his brain
And he ripped off their di-icks
As the Yogscast rolled
Obscenities untold
And so cried our jokester
"I'm Professor Grizwold!"
Toss a Jaff to your jokester
Oh fanbase of plenty
Oh fanbase of plenty
O-oh ohhh!
Toss a Jaff to your jokester
Oh fanbase of plentyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyyy-Y33T!
Edit 4 weeks later: Guess everybody thought it was Diggy Diggy Hole and didn't click read more... Or just hated it 💔
God I miss Simon's peepee
Hmmm, not really. I just see 2 thieves.
Does anyone know why Sjin was kicked out of the yogcast and now just removed from videos?
Multiple women in the yogscast came out to say that sjin harassed them. He wasn't kicked out, he left. He is removed from videos because some people are uneasy about seeing him.
@Paco soentken I might be wrong but I don’t think it was women in the Yogscast, it was fans he was behaving inappropriately with over text, you might be thinking of Caff who would make younger women his Discord mods then harass/groom them
Afaik they never released any information from the investigation into Sjin other than he was leaving and it wasn’t anything illegal
@@jonasquinn7977 it wasn’t anything illegal that’s right. Bouphe did say that Sjin once asked her to take her to his flat multiple times. Hannah said that Sjin once said that the only reason he left Hannah alone was out of respect for Lewis (when Lewis and Hannah were still thing). But this was after the “fan chatting” thing and after when Sjin left. You were right I kinda got my timeline messed up
He sexually harrased people including a multitude of fans as well as yogs members.
THis is meant to be funny?
No, this IS funny. If you're not getting it you might wanna seek medical attention.
I don't know if it's in the video yet, but
C O C U N T