Kid Icarus Uprising Review - NearChris
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Mario's off saving the princess again?
Have fun with that, I'm just gonna go save the Heavens and the Earth from the evils of Hell...with a bow and arrow...y'know, the usual.
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The theme of Dark Pit is actually not mexican. The guitar you hear is actually a bouzouki, a GREEK guitar. Soooo...Pittoo is greek, just like everyone else in the game, so that music only makes sense. And COME ON! It kicks so much butt!
It does have a Spanish flavour to it though.
*Still waiting for Kid Icarus to get huge*
*Damn controls ruining everything, buy this game, guys!*
0:30 Sad violin :''''''(
4:20 Voice acting OMG :)
5:54 "So you'd better not be thinking about anything NAUGHTY", No Palutena I thing you naked :P''''''''
7:48 Medusa tatoo Tyson
8:56 IT IS A HOT SPRING - ALLELUJA, AAAHHHHHH (masturbate Pit) XD
10:24 blablablablablablablbablabla SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP UUUUAAAHHHHH
14:14 Space pirates (DAFUQ), Release the kraken.
18:07 GOOD ONLINE NINTENDO MULTIPLAYER (Epic music)
18:42 Look at the big variety, CRICRICRICRICRICRICRI.
18:57 Kid icarus uprising is the only reason to buy a 3ds (Magnus theme is so EPIC)
19:22 BFF
19:52 :''''''''''(
21:15 Dark Pit music ( I love it )
Awesome review man, I liked. :D
AFTER 1 HOUR OF SEARCHING THE WEB...I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO MADE A FREAKING REAL REVIEW OF KID ICARUS UPRISING BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING REVIEWER(that I have read until now) HAVE JUST COMPLAINED MORE THAN A HALF OF THE VIDEO ABOUT OF THE CONTROLS!!!
Amen!!! Those are honestly the best shooter controls they can do on a 3ds so idk why df most reviewers complain if they dont state another way and on top of that youcan change the controls. Kid icarus is amazing and you speak the truth
Zero Punctuation (Or whatever his name is...) had one suggestion. ONE SUGGESTION. ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?!
Shoot by tapping the touch screen
I can't even begin to understand why this would be a good control sceme. If you have to tsp the screen to shoot, it would make aimimg a lot harder, and don't even get me STARTED on rapid fire.
As a left-handed individual, I can tell you that this game's controls are bullshit.
DarknessIsTheTruth As left handed individual, I got used to them, and you can change them to use ABXY as camera controls.
Same here Darkion. I had zero problems with the controls (Well...until my R button broke, but that was Smash's fault ;n;)
It seems that you got a lot of inspiration from Jontron in terms of reviewing. You even sounded like him at times. Besides that, you made a pretty good and entertaining review. I just suggest getting a higher quality camera.
You DARE insult Dark Pit's Theme? YOU MUST PAY!!!
midna get the axes
Gray stripe is mc This last name is made up
Midna: Okay.
YEAAAH!!!
does he nOT KNOW HOW AMAZING IT IS
Its not mexican, the music is spanish
I was good without the stand.
I know it was supposed to be a funny moment, but the opening almost made me cry. I think it's because I played Kid Icarus Uprising before watching this, and Pit is my favorite character (next to dark Pit), and I've made a connection to him...:-/
I remember playing the Gameboy version as a kid, It really was something else. I like to think that is what got me into mythology.
Well now Pittwo is in Super Smash Bros. 4 Wii U & 3DS!!!!??... Why? Idk, cus Pit can have an alternate color like Dark Pit, but who cares, Pittwo is his own character. WE CAN RELIVE THAT SCENE!
what Shulk and pit omg my 2 fav nintendo characters
I found Kid Icarus Uprising to be the Conker's Bad Fur Day to the 3Ds
You basically just nailed EVERYTHING I thought was wrong with this video when I released it. Not one of my better ones in my opinion, although I still love a few of the bits in here lol. Thanks for the honest critique man :)
Dark Pit's theme is Greek....
I'm playing this in 2018 and I can get a online match very quickly
This is actually a really good game tho
The controls aren't that bad. I actually love them. Just throw that stylus and play the damn thing without lol
A good kid icarus review
This review wasn't meant to be "on time" with the game's release. I bought the game MONTHS after it released and liked it a lot and felt it warranted special video attention from me, regardless of what part of the year it was.
And yeah, I only used the stand for the first few chapters and without it for the rest, although it took a couple of sittings lol. Thanks for watching and glad you enjoyed it.
Dark pit is awesome!
Pit is awesome too
What can I say,both are equally awesome
Yeah
Plus,,and I hope I dont make many fans mad for this but,,I think these two have a better relationship then Sonic and Shadow,,
One of the best 3ds games up to date. They need a wiiU game of Kid icurus.
Haha I never noticed the first town was called, "That First Town".. hilarious
XD the voice acting part nice job smash
My mind Forced me to watch this review
15:44 Mr. Hades, I don’t feel so good
dark pit's theme is sick though >:c
Eh, I dunno, it's random. Sometimes I just censor it for the f**k of it, and other times I'm just like "fuck it" and I don't. I don't know why. I should probably be a little more consistent.
I don't recall saying that, but it IS a good game. And I can't guarantee I'll do a review on KH3D specifically, but a Kingdom Hearts video in general is never out of the question, so don't worry bout that.
Dark pit: whoever made the cover of the video will die
4:00 HOLY MUTHAFUKIN SHIT THAT IS ALOT OF APPS
No, it's really about 20, the extra 10 is to get the thumbnail the way I want it to be. My videos aren't THAT long lol.
The thumbnail is great MEXICAN DARK PIT
If you like the game so much, why have you been dissing it the entire time? I mean... You said good stuff but there was a lot of complaining. It's just a little confusing is all.
Angelo Rosales if you love something you have to know its faults
The footage in this old-ass review wasn't mine. I have maybe 13-ish apps max. :P
Star fox got voice acting as well
Not sure whether to take as compliment...
...or write down new assassination target :P
I personally don't believe this is one of my better videos anywayz.
6:48 THIS JOKE.....fucking killed me XD Well done. You remind me a lot about myself, so I guess thats why you're so funny to me.
19:00 to 19:05 You say: "It's the best reason to own a 3DS, until Kingdom Hearts Comes out." And in Several other videos you say similar stuff. Also, I'm so happy new JonTron episodes are out, but, you seriously are just as good as him!
16:59 nice Pokémon reference!!
Awesome video Smash, I LOLed, a lot.
You're right though, I think I've been reacting a bit too strongly about it. I tend to be too sensetive, but I work on it. XP LOL
But thanks for your response. I still think you're a funny and cool reviewer from what I've seen so far. :)
I like inconsistency keeps me interested, at least when it comes to small stuff, I hate when a game goes from being "greatest starwars and greatest rpg ever" to "how much longer do I need to wander around this mining station"
I take it you mean me lol. Yeah, JonTron, is pretty much my inspiration. I'm doing a video in his honor later over the summer, so you can look forward to that :)
"All protagonists have to have asshole doppelgangers" Really? That's happened before? Let's think...I mean, there was link...and Mario...and Samus...and Kirby...oh...right...huh, I never noticed that before.
So, what's the Portal song at 12:00? I only played a little bit of Portal, never got far enough to hear that.
Poor pit..
5:16, I think the statement your looking for is where people open there mouth to make sentences, most nintendo characters talk anyhow. But sadly like the Mario and Captain Falcon example they only speak in phrases while Fox, Pit, and they're respective characters so far are the only ones that speak full on sentences.
Captain Falcon actually spoke full sentences in F-Zero GX's Story mode.
Funniest Review Ever! And it is on my favorite game.
17:40 I find this to be the biggest fail on the game, though I switch my hands to using the face buttons to aim on ground segments because camera movement rarely needs to go up and down and is mostly just camera control, but even the games creator has major issues which I honestly think were caused by this game and this game alone. my hands haven't hurt this much while playing a game since Mario party 1. Guess god was punishing him for no proper dual stick game play circlepadlefthandonly :(
love the length
Naughty...
PIT IS MY BAE X33
***** lol xD haha oml
1:00 this note is inaccurate for many reasons. Pit is too big of a baby to say the f word. He’s the kind of person to censor the word heck. And I’ve come to a conclusion that pit wasn’t the one who wrote this note... because....
Pit. Is. *illiterate.*
Bam bam baaaaaaaa
Hope when you do review of smash bros for 3ds/wii u you include pit and dark pit in there and how dark pit is just a clone
17:04-17:05 woah is that the scene from 22 jump street?
The Begeining? i have nothing to say
Thank the RUclips lords, I know someone who likes Sanity not Included.
BECUZ THIS IZ OLD VIEDO AND I WAZ A DUMASS BAK TEHN, NAO IM ONLEE KIND OF A DUMASS
😂 HOTD OVA fantasy thoughts 😂
what kind of god infused your hands? or are you lucky enough to be left handed (facebuttons to move) left stick to aim?
Dark Pit is handsome, for a clone.
Then pit is handsome and palutena's sexy
Woop, yes.
Adrienne Psychic Rabbit yeah tell sweat heart dark pit is like a handsome Japanese Mexican I love him but don't be rude
Do any one else think the guy who played bumblebee in war of cybertron sound close to pit?
I personally love rhis game
you can choose your stages
You know what is a burritaco?
A stupid word I just made up racistly! (Ba-dum screw gravity)
Thanks a million
*Why does no one mention the lens flare at the end?*
At one point in the video you called Dark Pit a mexican because of the music. It's actually spanish music. Still like the video.
star fox had voice acting too
star fox had voice acting
I wish I had your hands
I must be a fucking super hero because the game controlls fine to me
im guessing the obvious choice of including 50 cent was too offensive so they compromised with spanish.
Are you ever going to review Kingdom Hearts 3D? You keep saying that it's "The Best thing on the 3DS" Yes, this is a very old video, but really? I am a huge fan, and I NEED you to Review KHDDD. My profile picture is Roxas for goodness sake!(with my channel name on it...DERP) Anyways, yeah. Love your reviews, keep them coming, and try to make A Kingdom Hearts Review.
Would you please impart your sagely knowledge to poor little me and tell me how you captured your footage?
For this particular video, the footage was not taken by me. It was taken by a youtuber named bdcool213.
SmashMasterShow Then my search continues! Also, thanks for responding.
I use to jam to that shit when I was a youngen
You say this as if I'm directly attacking gays.
I have nothing against gays. "Gay", to me, is a mere word. Nothing more, nothing less. NOT an insult. Just because someone says something doesn't automatically mean bad prejudice towards any group.
However, I do agree I should have perhaps chosen my words a little more carefully while referring to Thanatos. I meant no offense by this, and I apologize, but this IS a very old video anyway. I'm generally more careful about this kind of stuff nowadays.
hey did i mention its 4 am here?
Anyways all i really meant is that most your videos are a little too long but otherwise i like your shit. \godamnit i cant think straight..... sleep...
#SmashMasterShow You seem like quite the expert on this game. I have some questions about this game, and I would like you to answer them as accurately as possible. Once you answer those questions, I may have some more questions ready to also ask you. Do you accept?
RIP no response, Lay them on me I can try to answer
Holy f***, how many apps do you HAVE in that 3DS!?
remake the video or we riot
Start rioting boy.
-sobs-
its strange how i dont find you videos very funny or interesting but at some points you make some weird fuckin jokes that kill me.
Well done.
What about star fox?
yay
Dark pits theme is so good wtf is your problem
I love kid Icarus
Gimme a high five bud.
* gave you a high five *
10:33-10:35 LOL
Shadow Dr.Mario The Hedgehog shut up whaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
im not stupid 👿
Tbh I played it 100% with 2 hands
I'm amazed you actually hate this game.
*HISSING AT YOU*
Wait I'm confused where your comment was going.
Aislen Hernandez I was saying that I was amazed at the fact he disliked the game. Though, it's his opinion and I respect it.
+Jacob's Gonna Get you Good m8
um.......except I never said that??? .....like, ever????????
I made that comment during the first five.. six.. seven minutes of the video. It seemed like you didn't like it, but I wasn't sure. I had even forgotten I made this comment.
Oh, well. After watching the video, I would've retracted my statement, if I had remembered I even made this statement. So, I can safely say it is my bad.
SmashMasterShow So, long overdue, but now happening, I review your review a 10/10. And I review my review of your review a 10/10 as well.
(Seriously tho sorry m8)
16:10 this game is short? huh your insane its 10x the length of any game in relevant genres 16:24 I fail
i love how you always censor the word "fuck", but at 1:03, that word wasn't censored at all, and in some of your other videos, you say "fuck" uncensored.
Pit has messy writing
he can write in the game pit said he can’t even read
Raise your hand if you knew who pit was before smash
Pacing is good (bit too many jokes here n there but for the most party better than AngryJoe). Most of your jokes and editing were decent, I personally think you ruined waaay too much of the story (especially for people wondering if they should BUY the game they HAVEN'T played) and used a bit too much jontron and maybe a bit long but for the most part great job. (good quality recording too)
DOH! (>o
waluigi
I came here cause Mexican pitot
Y U USE JONTRON
I remind me alot of jontron. FUNNY SHIT!!!!!