Kamala’s Media Blitz, Melania’s Fox News Book Tour & Project 2025's Porn Agenda | The Daily Show

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  • Опубликовано: 9 окт 2024
  • Jordan Klepper dives into Kamala Harris's press tour, including how she differentiates herself from Biden and the revelation that she owns a Glock. Plus, Melania Trump visits Fox News to discuss Donald's pajamas, Stephen Miller exemplifies how to be a "sexual matador," and Project 2025 plans to take down porn. #DailyShow #KamalaHarris #MelaniaTrump #JordanKlepper
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  • @rh451
    @rh451 11 часов назад +1004

    How did the NRA endorse the guy who is legally prohibited from owning firearms over the prosecutor with a Glock?

    • @woodstream6137
      @woodstream6137 11 часов назад +31

      Its hard to believe, but trump had a permit when he lived in nyc. He owned a 38 revolver and a 45 HK. Not sure if he turned them over.

    • @jesspalafox6881
      @jesspalafox6881 10 часов назад

      Because they own the republicon party. Money is everything that matters to them.

    • @hugoo1549
      @hugoo1549 10 часов назад +58

      MAGA (Morons Against Great America) Vote Blue across the board HARRIS/WALZ 2024 “We are not going back”

    • @gorillaguerillaDK
      @gorillaguerillaDK 10 часов назад

      NRA - funded by Russian Oligarchs

    • @mariarobles6805
      @mariarobles6805 10 часов назад +8

      You are absolutely right

  • @scbtripwire
    @scbtripwire 12 часов назад +837

    For the love of all that is worthwhile in the world, the US NEEDS to impose a ban on campaigning for 4 f'ing years straight.

    • @lynnebarrett9912
      @lynnebarrett9912 11 часов назад +93

      9 years. From the moment he came down that escalator he's been campaigning.

    • @Glitterbug42
      @Glitterbug42 11 часов назад +62

      He had rallys and campaigned his whole 4 years as president! He makes me sick.

    • @wncwaterfalls
      @wncwaterfalls 11 часов назад +27

      It should be 2 months. This is only drawn out for ratings and money. So of course it will be 4 years every year in perpetuity.

    • @scbtripwire
      @scbtripwire 11 часов назад

      @@wncwaterfalls I dread that it'll take a years-long scientific study to convince people in power the obvious fact that this endless news cycle of doom and gloom by Trump and Republicans is super deleterious to people's morale and actively harmful to their mental and thus physical health. Not even just US citizens' morale either but that of those of allied countries who can't escape the lunacy when watching the news.

    • @detroy1234
      @detroy1234 10 часов назад +38

      The real problem is allowing companies to lobby and buy politicians

  • @karenm2334
    @karenm2334 12 часов назад +606

    Stephen Miller is vile.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 11 часов назад

      A dishonorable, fascistic freak. Deportations? Let’s start with Miller.

    • @samdevallance1527
      @samdevallance1527 11 часов назад +16

      Without a doubt!

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 10 часов назад +30

      He’s Nosferatu turned into a political advisor

    • @dipperdandy
      @dipperdandy 10 часов назад

      You're clearly just jealous of his slimy skin, forked tongue, eyes that do that ... hypnotic swirl thing and other snake-like features!

    • @JohnYoung-js1bl
      @JohnYoung-js1bl 10 часов назад +6

      Not the Space Cowboy , the Gangster of Love. Some people call him Maurice.

  • @bethchaosdragon7842
    @bethchaosdragon7842 11 часов назад +264

    Ugh, why does the Trump campaign have so many stomach turning people.

    • @ThatRedhedd
      @ThatRedhedd 11 часов назад +23

      Birds of a feather...

    • @lost_porkchop
      @lost_porkchop 10 часов назад +16

      He likes his helpers like he likes his food: greasy and cheap

    • @garryrc
      @garryrc 10 часов назад +1

      Helps a LOT with the visuals....

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 10 часов назад +10

      It’s his “animal magnetism” that brings out “the creatures of the night”.

    • @AZDfox
      @AZDfox 6 часов назад

      Because no one respectable wants to be associated with him

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 12 часов назад +577

    I still cannot wrap my brain around why, even after 9 years of this, there are still people who think the whiniest and most fragile crybaby on Earth is admirable.

    • @matthewb.7172
      @matthewb.7172 12 часов назад +39

      My faith in humanity has never been lower

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 12 часов назад

      Zombie Possession

    • @2bunnies254
      @2bunnies254 12 часов назад +6

      Well some people think rats can fly these are just a few examples of those people!

    • @jamesestelle7260
      @jamesestelle7260 12 часов назад +1

      I can't wait Trump 2024🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 12 часов назад

      Because 40% of Americans are whiny and fragile crybabies

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 12 часов назад +243

    I work with several former prosecutors and yes, many did have a carry permit. You never know when someone will try to come after you for putting their family member or lover in prison and the court officers are no where in sight.

    • @DinNDee
      @DinNDee 12 часов назад +32

      People act like they don't know these things.

    • @tigers7834
      @tigers7834 11 часов назад

      Plus many democrats have guns so why are people shocked

    • @BetsyVanGundy-u1u
      @BetsyVanGundy-u1u 11 часов назад +23

      For protection in her own home. ALOT of us have guns for that reason.

    • @TrappedinSLC
      @TrappedinSLC 11 часов назад +8

      Yeah, I know people who have similar concerns. They do get threatened directly not infrequently, it isn't just fear of random people.

    • @jamesestelle7260
      @jamesestelle7260 11 часов назад +2

      @joermnyc yes and not one prosecutor would say they have a glock. Not a single gun owner that I know would say that.

  • @jiffypoo5029
    @jiffypoo5029 11 часов назад +500

    Kamala can't deviate from Biden, he is currently her boss, it's her job to back him up and do what he assigns to her.
    Kamala is in a really akward spot with Biden, her current job means she must support and promote his policies.

    • @cammieg4381
      @cammieg4381 11 часов назад +86

      I'm glad somebody else out there realizes that! She's done a fantastic job of walking a remarkably narrow line in such a short amount of time. She's exactly what America needs at this very point in history!👍💙AND Walz TOO - Now that Tim Walz is a REAL man!

    • @JP_Names
      @JP_Names 10 часов назад +14

      Or she could present strong leadership qualities by not dancing to the same fiddle as an old guy from Scranton who weighs the value of human lives differently based on their physical traits and religious practices and who thinks we're still living in 1969

    • @bostonpianoman
      @bostonpianoman 10 часов назад +10

      Or, and hear me out, she could just not do that completely.

    • @bogususer2595
      @bogususer2595 10 часов назад +29

      ​@@JP_NamesSo, you do that at work? You show leadership by contradicting your boss? Or if you're still living at home, do you contradict your mommy?

    • @blissfriend
      @blissfriend 10 часов назад +27

      ​@@JP_Nameswhich she will do when she is the boss. She has clearly laid out many plans w waltz.

  • @mauricioangulos.2830
    @mauricioangulos.2830 12 часов назад +450

    Steven Miller looks like the Temu version of a Voldemort Halloween costume

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 11 часов назад +5

      You mean wish
      Temu is actually pretty cool 😂

    • @Homemademamas
      @Homemademamas 11 часов назад +2

      💯💯💯

    • @pejbartolo2365
      @pejbartolo2365 11 часов назад +10

      Younger Montgomery Burns of the Simpsons

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 11 часов назад

      Right on!

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 10 часов назад +6

      He’s looks like Nosferatu

  • @JCTiggs1
    @JCTiggs1 12 часов назад +569

    Stephen Miller is creepy AF!

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 11 часов назад +10

      Hear, hear.

    • @samdevallance1527
      @samdevallance1527 11 часов назад +8

      Without a doubt!

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 11 часов назад +3

      I challenge you to ask Google for a physical representation of the word Creepy. 🤣 Dare if you will

    • @user-lb9xw4xf2q
      @user-lb9xw4xf2q 11 часов назад

      I've heard he at least looks shiny when he sheds his skin every fortnight.

    • @GRT666
      @GRT666 10 часов назад +5

      I haven't even gotten to the part with Miller but regardless, I'll like that comment.

  • @sxt4447
    @sxt4447 12 часов назад +509

    I actually shivered at the thought of anyone sexualizing Stephen Miller without any ounce of irony 🤢

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 11 часов назад +6

      *¿Did you see his fangs‽* go bank for detail: and here they are set to Retract

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 11 часов назад +7

      Oh: the faugh creep was laughing

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 11 часов назад +18

      I also shivered...and gagged

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 11 часов назад +27

      Hairlossferatu.

    • @braxinIV
      @braxinIV 11 часов назад +15

      Was eating dinner when I heard that concept be thrown into reality. It promptly took away my entire appetite. For today and tomorrow.

  • @VoiceOfReason5487
    @VoiceOfReason5487 10 часов назад +127

    Why is it so suprising she is a gun owner. She was a prosecutor, she needed to protect herself.

    • @mbords01
      @mbords01 8 часов назад +4

      women these days own a Glock for protection eventhough it is kind of heavy but maybe with practice women will get used to it.

    • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
      @Duchess_Van_Hoof 7 часов назад

      And when politicians face death threats...

    • @elfonzo18
      @elfonzo18 6 часов назад

      Exactly

    • @starrystarrybee
      @starrystarrybee 4 часа назад +4

      USE A QUESTION MARK AFTER EVERY QUESTION.

    • @kennethterrell1167
      @kennethterrell1167 3 часа назад +3

      ​@mbords01 That's an odd statement, Glocks aren't some brick heavy brand like hi-point or schofield.

  • @orionsage7314
    @orionsage7314 12 часов назад +461

    You know why Melania is selling a book, right? If Donny loses he's going to jail and she's figuring out her escape and survival plan now.

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 12 часов назад +8

      She hopes still together her kgb retirement: safe in Germany DeutscheBank

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 11 часов назад +4

      Bad pre-nup?

    • @Unfiltered_POV
      @Unfiltered_POV 11 часов назад +22

      That’s exactly it! She’s gonna divorce that orange clown and being used to the lifestyle she married him for needs to be funded after she’s done with him.

    • @oldcatlover
      @oldcatlover 11 часов назад

      Her prenuptial probably has a clause paying her while he sits, and sits and sits, and sits and .... 😮

    • @davidmichaellewin
      @davidmichaellewin 11 часов назад

      She has plenty of money. She’s doing this because she hates him. It’s her own October surprise

  • @petermiller114
    @petermiller114 12 часов назад +113

    Steven Miller is more like the guy who cleans up after the bull with a shovel than a matador.

    • @digitalstyx_est.2018
      @digitalstyx_est.2018 11 часов назад

      NSFAA (not safe for anybody anywhere) mental image warning! Oh, you meant a bull bull. I thought you were calling him a cuck.

  • @alexanderw.5200
    @alexanderw.5200 10 часов назад +55

    I mean, did anyone forget she was a DA? I'm not surprised she carries a glock. I like reminding people she's still top cop Harris. The idea that a well educated brown woman who carries a glock and was essentially a career cop is arguably one of the most badass presidential candidates we could've ever had against one of the most egomaniacal and embarrassing candidate.

    • @jesipohl6717
      @jesipohl6717 9 часов назад

      eric adams energy. faux white progressives love morally corrupt token cops over actual progressives any day.

    • @richardfrend1916
      @richardfrend1916 Час назад

      Seriously? Kamala and a glock? Never heard so much BS in all my life. She would most likely point it the wrong way.

  • @femlite07
    @femlite07 11 часов назад +97

    a loyal second is not going to answer that question. seriously? shes still VP

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 5 часов назад

      Honest people don't lie their buts of just to answer a question.

    • @interdimensionalsteve8172
      @interdimensionalsteve8172 3 часа назад +6

      @@chenzen1578 ... what? She didn't lie, she is incapable of talking about differences, such as perhaps on Israel, while still being VP. Her ENTIRE job right now is to support and tout the agenda of the president.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 14 минут назад +1

      ​@@interdimensionalsteve8172 Sorry I see now my own comment is misleading:
      By "honest people don't lie' I meant Kamala doesn"t lie like Vance or trump, when she doesn't want to answer a question, she says so. She 's honest.

  • @lanray2474
    @lanray2474 10 часов назад +65

    She can't outrightly deny Biden
    It is tough, but shows she is loyal and truthful.
    I respect her stance.
    It is a difficult one...

    • @MrBurnsExcellent
      @MrBurnsExcellent 9 часов назад +1

      She tried but Biden just pulled her back in lol.

    • @carollund8251
      @carollund8251 7 часов назад +10

      And anyway Biden did a fantastic job so why should she?

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 12 часов назад +101

    🎵Mama’s Got A Gun🎶
    Ooooohhhhh, and according to the “Supreme Court” she can do whatever she wants with it once we put her in office (:
    💙

    • @lindafox4335
      @lindafox4335 12 часов назад +9

      Seal Team Six on speed dial 😂

    • @garryrc
      @garryrc 10 часов назад

      Could but a little fear into the hearts of f*ck ups she calls to the Oval Office for a 'chat'.

    • @RebeccaHunt-wv8bc
      @RebeccaHunt-wv8bc 9 часов назад +5

      What popped into my mind was 'Janie's got a gun', by Aerosmith.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 5 часов назад

      Sorry, that's a bit naive, since President Biden could do the same just now. But Democrats DON't want to destroy democracy, so...

  • @BlackCatAlley23
    @BlackCatAlley23 12 часов назад +130

    Stephen Miller is a gargoyle

    • @timothyburnett2770
      @timothyburnett2770 11 часов назад

      Master master , I visualize Vincent price drifting him to his prey

    • @timothyburnett2770
      @timothyburnett2770 11 часов назад +1

      Directing

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 11 часов назад +11

      Gargoyles resent the comparison.

    • @Afrochilla
      @Afrochilla 11 часов назад +10

      Gargoyles are awesome and my favorite mythical creature. Do not compare them to that sludge.

    • @evelynnvonfeldt2838
      @evelynnvonfeldt2838 10 часов назад

      I feel he is THE ANTI-CHRIST!

  • @kylekelly8720
    @kylekelly8720 11 часов назад +75

    If a guy wears MAGA equipment on your date, check your drink and his hard drives

    • @JSone4Design
      @JSone4Design 11 часов назад

      Or just call a cab and get the f$#& outta there.

    • @timjones7336
      @timjones7336 10 часов назад

      What the heck is a hard drive?!
      You messaging us from the 1990’s?!.. 😂🤣

    • @kylekelly8720
      @kylekelly8720 10 часов назад +4

      @@timjones7336 touche

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 5 часов назад

      ​@@timjones7336 An SSD is still a type of hard drive last time I checked.

    • @MISNM0
      @MISNM0 2 часа назад +1

      The layers to this joke..... home run

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 12 часов назад +111

    If only there was a jacket that expressed my feelings about her book....Oh, wait.

    • @bradleyheck7204
      @bradleyheck7204 11 часов назад +10

      I Can't Read, Can U?

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 11 часов назад +3

      @@bradleyheck7204 🤣

    • @marilynmanchester
      @marilynmanchester 10 часов назад +6

      "I really don't care, do you?" about Melania or her dumb book 😂

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 5 часов назад +2

      That needs to be a dust jacket for her book.

  • @hughjorg4008
    @hughjorg4008 12 часов назад +193

    KAMALA said, "the high prices are the result of price gouging by food suppliers." 💙
    Two days later, McDONALD's sued its major BEEF suppliers for price-fixing their beef !!

    • @CONSTANTINE-8888
      @CONSTANTINE-8888 12 часов назад +7

      Wait. Really? It's free market

    • @Saint-t9t
      @Saint-t9t 12 часов назад

      Big win for ❤️ disease

    • @chuckysmom4142
      @chuckysmom4142 12 часов назад +26

      Price fixing is anticompetitive

    • @ClauTo-oh5qu
      @ClauTo-oh5qu 12 часов назад +33

      In California two groceries stores (Vons/Albertsons) have to pay $4M in fees for overpriced items.

    • @Ripkittymi
      @Ripkittymi 12 часов назад

      A free market is a fair market, right? No way having only 3 mega grocery stores in America owning every cousin store is unfair of stifling to healthy competition! There is no way they control prices on goods they make generics of.... Y'all are blind with tribal mindsets and worshipping Robber Barron. Agree? Your belief isn't making you more money. Ever.

  • @sallya.6944
    @sallya.6944 12 часов назад +149

    Stephen Miller 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @joycej9415
      @joycej9415 10 часов назад +4

      Right as the video got to the part showing Miller, I scrolled and made exactly that face. Just a disgusting person and funny coincidence.

  • @CamCornell3456
    @CamCornell3456 12 часов назад +80

    Gotta love The Daily Show crew and Jordan

  • @jakebirkhead5690
    @jakebirkhead5690 12 часов назад +128

    Jordan Klepper a great host

    • @Trag-zj2yo
      @Trag-zj2yo 9 часов назад

      Sarcasm is the lowest form of comedy. I'd rather watch the real beeker.

    • @paulorganisation1
      @paulorganisation1 5 часов назад

      He isn't that funny. He is ok

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 2 часа назад

      JK is* a great host.* What have verbs and punctuation done to you that you reject them?

  • @roym3366
    @roym3366 11 часов назад +180

    The more I see Kamala interviews or speeches, the more certain I get that she is the president USA needs!

  • @tamirenfisher702
    @tamirenfisher702 12 часов назад +104

    Unpopular what are you talking about that did this huge infrastructure bill that’s huge and all the work they did on insurance lowering the cost of insulin and every year they will lower 10 more prescriptions, sounds like an amazing 4 years to me.

    • @ahhmm5381
      @ahhmm5381 12 часов назад +1

      Nice things, that Republicans could destroy in a year....

    • @PennyNeiman
      @PennyNeiman 11 часов назад +6

      Plus, The Chip and Science Act and The Inflation Reduction Act! All were great!

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 11 часов назад +2

      They have to keep up the narrative about Biden.

    • @TomStarcevich-fb3qo
      @TomStarcevich-fb3qo 11 часов назад

      Kamala Harris 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

    • @cessy514
      @cessy514 11 часов назад +9

      And student loan forgiveness for like 5 million, I think. My loans were forgiven. It is such a relief

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 12 часов назад +381

    Get out and vote. Trump is a complete disaster. Everyone needs to put political parties aside and put our country first. Vote blue to stop Trump.

    • @markozbunjol625
      @markozbunjol625 11 часов назад +1

      we all vote for Trump because he is savior. And why they dont talk about diddy, why Jon Stewart. Ask yourself

    • @TheGamingLegionnaire
      @TheGamingLegionnaire 11 часов назад +44

      @@markozbunjol625 he is savior??? you dont hear the fact that you sound like you are in a cult???

    • @TomStarcevich-fb3qo
      @TomStarcevich-fb3qo 11 часов назад

      Nobody voted for kamala Harris she was installed by the democrats that's not a democracy

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 11 часов назад +3

      Hear, hear!

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 11 часов назад +17

      @@markozbunjol625
      Savior? Sad to see a person in denial of current reality and historical facts. Sad.

  • @Dulcilady
    @Dulcilady 11 часов назад +122

    A VP doesn’t undermine the president by publicly criticizing him. Shame on the View for even asking.

    • @TrappedinSLC
      @TrappedinSLC 11 часов назад +14

      Yep, this.

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 11 часов назад +7

      EXACTLY!

    • @bostonpianoman
      @bostonpianoman 10 часов назад +1

      Who needs the support more right now and for what purposes? Maybe your ideas will convince me otherwise, but currently, her popularity is way more important than his, to my way of thinking.

    • @TrappedinSLC
      @TrappedinSLC 10 часов назад +10

      @@bostonpianoman Doesn't matter, you keep doing the job you have even when you're campaigning for a new one. The job of the VP is to disagree IN PRIVATE.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 5 часов назад

      I thought it was a legitimate question, but it speaks for her she doesn't makes up some bs like her opponant and his wannbe vice-poodle.
      It's honest to say: 'I can't answer now.'

  • @amarasunflower6914
    @amarasunflower6914 12 часов назад +162

    Give her a break. How can she answer without throwing Biden under the bus?

    • @jojo060612
      @jojo060612 12 часов назад +40

      My thoughts exactly!!! She went with a very smart route imo.

    • @lilianfowler7988
      @lilianfowler7988 12 часов назад +21

      Integrity.

    • @amarasunflower6914
      @amarasunflower6914 11 часов назад +14

      @@lilianfowler7988 The biggest change is that she is sharp and not in mental decline. We know. She doesn’t need to say it. It is obvious.

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 11 часов назад +17

      @@amarasunflower6914 but in terms of what policy changes she would make, anything she said would be construed as a criticism of the very administration she works in.

    • @amarasunflower6914
      @amarasunflower6914 11 часов назад +3

      @@dietotaku agreed.

  • @TheAlchaemist
    @TheAlchaemist 11 часов назад +37

    I wonder if Melania's book is also printed in China like her husband's bibles...

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 11 часов назад +3

      Exactly.

    • @altrag
      @altrag 10 часов назад +6

      Almost certainly. Where else would she get it printed? America?

    • @herehere3139
      @herehere3139 9 часов назад +1

      Id bet on it for sure.

  • @BlueBaron3339
    @BlueBaron3339 11 часов назад +18

    C'mon back atcha regarding Harris. *No freaking way* she's going to answer a "question" about what she would have done differently from Biden in this situation. It's pure gotcha bait through and through.

  • @rvdb7363
    @rvdb7363 5 часов назад +10

    Who are those mythical women who text Fox about Miller? Are we sure they really exist? Because all the women I know have an entirely different reaction to him (nausea, skin crawling etc)

  • @MountainCry
    @MountainCry 12 часов назад +42

    Stephen Miller? Not if he was the last man on earth.

    • @Buckboy2024
      @Buckboy2024 11 часов назад +1

      Hear, hear!

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 10 часов назад

      And even if he was, that rattlesnake around the corner would probably have a better chance.

  • @MxIrony
    @MxIrony 12 часов назад +48

    A beta... Checks out that he's illiterate. Reading is such a beta thing to do.

    • @marilynmanchester
      @marilynmanchester 10 часов назад +3

      Yes. And learning is so anti Maga since magas already know it all...ha ha ha

    • @AdmRose
      @AdmRose 4 часа назад

      Eh I personally consider myself more of an Epsilon.

  • @cyndilabrec3730
    @cyndilabrec3730 11 часов назад +85

    Out of respect for Joe Biden, who deserves our respect, I wouldn’t expect Kamala to state many differences now. Can’t we already see the differences? Her age and energy for one thing!

    • @marilynmanchester
      @marilynmanchester 10 часов назад +7

      Thanks, my thoughts exactly. How can we expect Kamala to disagree with Biden when she us STILL HIS VP? If you can't see or hear the differences, pay closer attention.

    • @termitered
      @termitered 10 часов назад +1

      ​@@marilynmanchesterngl it was a banger of a question. Props to Sunny for that one tbh

    • @JP_Names
      @JP_Names 10 часов назад +1

      I tend to lose respect for people once their body count reaches the tens of thousands personally

    • @termitered
      @termitered 9 часов назад +3

      @@JP_Names I hope you and all the others who use this weird misogynistic line against a woman who's smarter and way more accomplished than Trump will ever be

    • @TracyAdams-ry2fc
      @TracyAdams-ry2fc 7 часов назад

      I thought she asked what she’d do that’s different from the Orange Felon?

  • @aliayson
    @aliayson 11 часов назад +58

    Joe Biden has accomplished more than any President since FDR, and FDR had a super majority versus minority in the house an an even 50 seats with VP Harris as the tie-breaker. So, sorry, but I find Kampala’s answer refreshing. She stands by President Biden, a great man who put country first. But, sure, let’s complain she didn’t come off with a canned answer.

    • @MrBurnsExcellent
      @MrBurnsExcellent 9 часов назад

      Businesses closing, mass and illegal immigration and more drugs than ever and on and on, and you people call us brainwashed lol

    • @budroberts5929
      @budroberts5929 7 часов назад +15

      Joe Biden makes his accomplishments without fanfare, without bragging, and a lot of it quietly, sometimes with a conversation, probably sometimes just with a phone call. He is presidential, a statesman, he trained his entire life for it, he knows all the "players" in the world (heads of state, governors and power brokers). Biden is a priceless national treasure of near infinite value, and most of us don't realize it.

    • @SpecialBlanket
      @SpecialBlanket 4 часа назад +1

      @@budroberts5929how can i learn abt this stuff?

    • @MrBurnsExcellent
      @MrBurnsExcellent 2 часа назад

      @@budroberts5929 What plant do you people live in.

    • @KOCChristian
      @KOCChristian 2 часа назад +1

      @@SpecialBlanketresearch and stay away from mainstream lies

  • @vladtepes97
    @vladtepes97 12 часов назад +32

    you see soulmates, i see cellmates.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 12 часов назад +40

    Love Jordan klepper he’s hilarious

  • @TheArgiShow
    @TheArgiShow 11 часов назад +24

    Well, THAT was a horrifying image of Stephen Miller I'll never forget😑

  • @jamesdove8021
    @jamesdove8021 11 часов назад +20

    We don't want change we want continued progress. Biden is not as unpopular as he polls.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 5 часов назад +1

      A sole voice of reason in tis comment section.
      Yet it was a legitimate question and answer.

  • @pamelacassise9069
    @pamelacassise9069 11 часов назад +18

    I think Biden has done a fantastic job and love the fact that she is going to continue in that direction. What was bad? Lowering prescription drugs, infrastructure, student loan forgiveness, CHIPS and Science Act, combating climate change, and so on. So why are you trashing Biden?

    • @varunaX
      @varunaX 10 часов назад

      Why isn't he running again then if hes doing so well?

    • @LC-sc3en
      @LC-sc3en 6 часов назад +3

      @@varunaX because he is old af and everyone knows it and it was beginning to be a huge problem.

  • @eN-pl4vk
    @eN-pl4vk 11 часов назад +12

    Both, Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner have a, "Mortician Vibe."

  • @justthecraft
    @justthecraft 7 часов назад +8

    Asking Kamala Harris to denounce the actions of her President and Boss, whom also publicly endorsed her is so inappropriate and insane that people would expect any other answer.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 5 часов назад

      But that wasn't the question! She was just asked what she will change!
      There are so much things she could have said, like:
      "As a functioning democracy, it depends too on the election outcome in both houses.
      But with Republicans as a minority, I think we can finally implement the border bill tanked by trump."
      "The current administration has a lot of serious changes planed, wich where impossible do activate with a minority in congress and Republicans blocking everything that could give democrats a win."
      Both things could have seen as partisan and dividing, so her non-answer was probably much smarter.
      With none of these statements, she would have hurt President Biden.

  • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
    @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 12 часов назад +27

    *Adam Kinziger* for Cabinet ☆*

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 11 часов назад +10

    That double jerking joke killed me. Now I cannot unsee it.😅

    • @marksanbourne3064
      @marksanbourne3064 6 часов назад +1

      Not the first time he’s used it but now I see it with Miller and Giuliani. It’s traumatizing. Jordan is such a bad boy.

  • @LammasuRex
    @LammasuRex 12 часов назад +58

    I think it's funny that Melania can get a ghost writer and Trump can't.

    • @KanLuxiang
      @KanLuxiang 11 часов назад +6

      He did before. Tony Schwartz was the only real author of the Art of the Deal.

    • @DilapidatedCat
      @DilapidatedCat 11 часов назад

      ​@@KanLuxiangdidn't tony also score a 50% deal on that book too

    • @disky01
      @disky01 7 часов назад +1

      There is no possible way Donald J. Trump wrote a book. He can barely read.

  • @DSAK55
    @DSAK55 12 часов назад +19

    Jordan is the GOAT

  • @stephanieadams3747
    @stephanieadams3747 10 часов назад +9

    Gross. I did not need to hear a discussion about trump sleeping without pj's.

  • @EmrysMerlin8807
    @EmrysMerlin8807 11 часов назад +15

    "...I have a glock..."
    Christ that took a turn

    • @henrynewton8809
      @henrynewton8809 11 часов назад +15

      At least she can legally own one, unlike the guy who as a convicted is not allowed to own one.

  • @JohnDoe-pk2hs
    @JohnDoe-pk2hs 12 часов назад +35

    Power my be gone down here, but at least cell service is still up. We're in it now folks.

  • @asdlogician6536
    @asdlogician6536 11 часов назад +14

    “More so like a check your basement kind of lady killer” made me do a spit take.

  • @w3rdnama1
    @w3rdnama1 11 часов назад +56

    While her answers weren’t great in that moment, Biden’s presidency has been one of the greatest of our lifetimes. In terms of accomplishments.
    Unfortunately, Trump was the worst president we ever had and the damage done was extremely difficult to come back from. Yet, we did and way faster than any other G7 country in the world. All the while we had some of the most COVID cases and deaths… DUE to Trump.

    • @copyrightsmopyright
      @copyrightsmopyright 10 часов назад +2

      You understand what she meant.

    • @bostonpianoman
      @bostonpianoman 10 часов назад

      I'd agree if not for Biden greenlighting expansion beyond the arena and subsequently international borders of the cage hosting the no-holds-barred grudge match pitting BB Yahoo vs everyone in a 500-mile radius for a year so far and, seemingly, years to come.

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 10 часов назад

      Unless you're a Palestinian

    • @utubes720
      @utubes720 9 часов назад +3

      I just posted a comment asking the same thing. Kepler was out of line in my opinion.
      Maga started calling Biden the worst the minute he took office. And eventually the Left started repeating it.
      But reality is by almost every measure the Biden administration has been a huge success.

    • @breawycker
      @breawycker 9 часов назад +3

      @@utubes720 y'all are blind if you think Biden is perfect and I say this as someone who voted for Biden in 2020 and Harris this year

  • @GloriaJWimberley
    @GloriaJWimberley 12 часов назад +63

    ✨💙✨VOTE BLUE, ALL!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @ZalexMusic
    @ZalexMusic 12 часов назад +19

    "The Republican in the Cabinet" is the less-well-known followup to "The Indian in the Cupboard"

  • @oswaldbarnes5861
    @oswaldbarnes5861 12 часов назад +36

    I am biased here! I love both the Daily Show, Colbert and Jimmie! But Jordan, takes the cake! Well done for exposing blatant lies in such a comical manner🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸 A New Way Forward 💙 🇺🇸

    • @TomStarcevich-fb3qo
      @TomStarcevich-fb3qo 11 часов назад

      Trump2024 🇺🇸 👍 🇺🇸 👍

    • @oswaldbarnes5861
      @oswaldbarnes5861 11 часов назад +1

      @@TomStarcevich-fb3qo 🙄😅😅Really...will just laugh about it.

  • @sehrigraap906
    @sehrigraap906 11 часов назад +8

    Thank you very much for your exceptional reporting.

  • @smashbrandiscootch719
    @smashbrandiscootch719 12 часов назад +12

    My doctor has advised me to not "PYOOOOOOM".

  • @2bunnies254
    @2bunnies254 12 часов назад +25

    I didn't realize Melania was allowed to go out.

    • @garryrc
      @garryrc 10 часов назад

      She uses body doubles, the same one that sleep with Orange Thang.

  • @scottmoot2969
    @scottmoot2969 12 часов назад +28

    Thought SStephen melted when he opened Ark of Covenant

  • @titosrevenger
    @titosrevenger 8 часов назад +3

    Man Klepper is quickly becoming one of my favourite hosts. Great episode.

  • @jnmsks6052
    @jnmsks6052 11 часов назад +7

    Ha, ha, JD, joke's on you. Some of us are in our 40s and get to have even more periods than we used to. Yay!

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 Час назад +1

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always ! Thank you very much once again my friend!

  • @billytheweasel
    @billytheweasel 12 часов назад +56

    2016 I tried to warn that Hillary would lose. 2024 trump will LOSE like the LOSING LOSER he is.

    • @Bob61944
      @Bob61944 11 часов назад +6

      He may lose the election but I’m afraid he will be the next and last president.

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 11 часов назад +12

      i hope you're right. the guy with the 13 keys who predicted trump in 2016 and every year since 80-something also says trump will lose, but it's going to be way too close for comfort. i'm desperately hoping that the polls have overcorrected their left-leaning bias and are undercounting dem voters.

    • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
      @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 11 часов назад

      2916 didn't try to warn us. White people simply decided to believe lies over facts.

    • @ThatRedhedd
      @ThatRedhedd 11 часов назад

      ​@@dietotaku Well, it's impossible to know how many registered voters will actually submit a ballot. Don't know how they could even predict that with any certainty. The number of Republicans who've expressed their commitment to vote for Harris/Walz, however, has made me very optimistic. The number of Dems voting for Trump this year is lik

    • @ThatRedhedd
      @ThatRedhedd 11 часов назад +1

      You predicted Trump would win in 2016, but will lose in 2024? What are the reasons for the change? What did you predict in 2020?

  • @kristint.4562
    @kristint.4562 Час назад +3

    I know this is a comedy show but it's just grating to me how so many folks expect her to talk about what she'd do differently than Biden WHEN SHE'S STILL HIS VICE PRESIDENT. It's like they have no conception of the requirements of that role.

  • @Idalianightfire
    @Idalianightfire 11 часов назад +9

    Millions of “southern borders” shutting down 😂

  • @albertndze
    @albertndze 10 часов назад +7

    Kamala is proud of Bidens record. Why do you want her to change. I am, too. Job numbers are going up, you want her to change that too?

    • @varunaX
      @varunaX 10 часов назад

      If he did so well, why isn't he running again tho?

  • @DARWINZOO
    @DARWINZOO 11 часов назад +7

    Here because Klepper is on❤

  • @tigercatartist
    @tigercatartist 9 часов назад +7

    I've always thought Stephen Miller looks like Mr Burns from the Simpsons.

    • @MrBurnsExcellent
      @MrBurnsExcellent 9 часов назад +3

      Someone called me?

    • @tigercatartist
      @tigercatartist 9 часов назад +2

      @@MrBurnsExcellent 😂😂😂😂

    • @chetmanley1885
      @chetmanley1885 2 часа назад

      ​@@MrBurnsExcellent....
      ... Yes

    • @shaunmattice6413
      @shaunmattice6413 Час назад

      I don't know. I've always got a Joseph Goebbel vibes from Stephen Miller. Both hateful men who give you the creep vibes.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 12 часов назад +11

    Jordan... no one has ever gotten to 'the end' of a PH video.

  • @NicoleAZ145
    @NicoleAZ145 11 часов назад +15

    “Literally a giant red flag” got me. 😂 Steven Miller is the most repulsive creep after Trump that ever lived. And yeah, alllll the southern borders snapped shut when he’s around. Even the dudes.’

    • @annstoner8118
      @annstoner8118 8 часов назад

      Steve Bannon and Roger Stone are in competition for “”Revolting””

  • @harken231
    @harken231 11 часов назад +5

    Melania's book rockets to the top of the best seller lists, mostly on the strength of late night comedians buying it to mock it.

  • @GrowwithMOKY
    @GrowwithMOKY Час назад +1

    Jon stewart left big shoes to fill, and Jordan Klepper really brings it. Well done, sir.

  • @Hexanitrobenzene
    @Hexanitrobenzene 11 часов назад +8

    Adult websites running political ads... It's surreal :)

    • @MrBurnsExcellent
      @MrBurnsExcellent 9 часов назад

      If they are against him I think I made the right choice to vote for him.

  • @gmunden1
    @gmunden1 11 часов назад +5

    "Does he wear pajamas?" 😮 Ewwww! TMI! YUCK!

  • @EbnterYourName
    @EbnterYourName 11 часов назад +17

    This gun thing is tricky. One late night coming back from work, parked in the parking lot, got out of my car, it was in downtown, when I saw 5 or six young guys, in their 19 or 20s, in the dark skate boarding toward me, 3 of them broke off and circled me, I quickly put my hand on my hip and told them I gut a gun, they quickly sped away. That bluff worked that time.

    • @Killer-SeveN
      @Killer-SeveN 10 часов назад +1

      That was dumb, bluffing you have a gun when you don't could have escalated the situation with you not being able to back it up.

    • @Hannah_Klttn
      @Hannah_Klttn 7 часов назад

      ​@@Killer-SeveNokay, so what would you have done instead?

    • @LC-sc3en
      @LC-sc3en 6 часов назад

      @@Killer-SeveN still better than actually having a gun and having to live with shooting a child you thought was 20 or a person across the street from who you were aiming at.
      Depending on the neighborhood and whether it was actually a place high in assaults a gun could possibly be justified over yelling, calling someone on the phone, something like pepper spray. Or even the buddy system.
      A gun can cause people to jump to killing in defense of a wallet or can be used against the owners after a tussle. There are very few things that would justify the taking of a human life.
      With all the children and mothers with their children that have been shot doing nothing threatening in the last 10 years by someone with a gun who was afraid for whatever reason. I would not put my self at risk of recreating these tragedies unless absolutely necessary.

  • @in4cer457
    @in4cer457 12 часов назад +10

    You guys are great!!!😂😂

  • @SimonFrack
    @SimonFrack 8 часов назад +3

    As a British person, I genuinely thought Glock was short for “Glockenspiel” 😭

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 2 часа назад

      Have you never once watched an American crime show in the last 30 years? Glock is a handgun invented and manufactured in Austria, and it has been super popular since then.

  • @CFred303
    @CFred303 10 часов назад +3

    Thank goodness Jordan Klepper’s back. He’s the best! Can Comedy Central just give him the job already!?!

  • @7kngz
    @7kngz 12 часов назад +17

    klepper is fr the goat and next generation ppl just don’t know it

    • @nedcurfman3486
      @nedcurfman3486 12 часов назад +1

      I read that twice as Kamala and was really confused lol.
      Jordan, though, absolutely the Daily Show’s finest at fieldwork

  • @geoffperkins9811
    @geoffperkins9811 Час назад +1

    She just said I wouldn’t do anything different than Joe Biden. 😂😅😊. So much for turning the page!!!

  • @danadudley3127
    @danadudley3127 11 часов назад +4

    That double fist dance 45 does makes me think he party partied with Diddy. 😊

  • @andresilvaguitarr
    @andresilvaguitarr 12 часов назад +24

    LOL yeah, like she's gonna throw Biden under the bus. Lame joke material.

  • @halehmonlux4149
    @halehmonlux4149 10 часов назад +11

    We just received our Ballots, we will mailing our votes for Kamala Harris & Tim Walz 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 🤞🤞🤞

  • @ianblake815
    @ianblake815 12 часов назад +10

    I was watching her interview on Howard Stern

    • @JamesSimmons-d1t
      @JamesSimmons-d1t 12 часов назад +1

      Stern, like Scaramucci and Mike Cohen, may have sided with ethics, but only because they had no choice. Ugh. Bill Maher too. ick.

  • @sanmerci
    @sanmerci 10 часов назад +3

    I had a side thought that a friend of mine streamlined. Can you imagine if the Village People came out with a statement saying, "Former President Trump is free to play our music and we thank him for his support"?

    • @garryrc
      @garryrc 9 часов назад

      Or release a remix with Trump's name 'mentioned'.

    • @sanmerci
      @sanmerci 5 часов назад

      @@garryrc Vicious! I like it!

  • @StefanManjakov
    @StefanManjakov 11 часов назад +3

    I CAN'T SLEEP after seeing those images.😮😁

  • @Ripkittymi
    @Ripkittymi 12 часов назад +10

    I heard Trump say "Tampa Tim"

  • @RoachDoggJr26
    @RoachDoggJr26 9 часов назад +4

    It’s mind numbing the number of people who can’t see trump as he truly is. (the biggest manipulator and con-man in the world)

  • @disky01
    @disky01 7 часов назад +1

    The "adult film" issue is not about the surface-level ban of salacious content, although that may be a bonus for these weirdos. It's a sweeping anti-obscenity law that uses intentionally vague phrasing, and in many countries laws like this have been used to go after LGBTQ+ people. It's just another way to oppress human beings that arent like them.

  • @ericburns469
    @ericburns469 11 часов назад +3

    Are we sure they didn’t confuse “matador” with “doormat”? It might just be my lysdexia.

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora 10 часов назад +1

      Someone reading too fast squished 'madman' and 'predator' together.

  • @LoriHarris-x3r
    @LoriHarris-x3r 11 часов назад +4

    Voters are voting. This election is absurdly tense.

    • @MrBurnsExcellent
      @MrBurnsExcellent 9 часов назад

      Nothing will change either way so I don't care.

  • @hossjohnser9556
    @hossjohnser9556 11 часов назад +3

    They're laughing at him not with him.

  • @R3IgnSupreme
    @R3IgnSupreme 9 часов назад +2

    The DEI joke was Spot On 😂

  • @joesunday199
    @joesunday199 11 часов назад +4

    I do still plan to vote for Kamala Harris/Tim Walz but, she *really* needs to listen to Americans when they tell her how she can best help America.

    • @altrag
      @altrag 10 часов назад +5

      Which Americans, specifically? That's a whole lot of people with a whole lot of ideas as to what will "help" and those ideas aren't always compatible with each other.
      And that's assuming she even has the power to do what they want. That means not just a trifecta but one with a Senate supermajority to bypass the filibuster. Americans need to help her before she can help Americans.

  • @nolongerblocked6210
    @nolongerblocked6210 11 часов назад +3

    How would Melania know what DonOLD wears to bed?? She's in her own bedroom not in his

    • @garryrc
      @garryrc 10 часов назад

      He prolly sends her pix on her phone.

  • @theresaharrell9043
    @theresaharrell9043 12 часов назад +8

    An unpopular?? Excuse me.

  • @worschtebrot
    @worschtebrot 10 часов назад +5

    Funny, I really thought Biden already has a Republican in the cabinet with Merrick Garland.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 5 часов назад

      The AG is not a member of the cabinet.

    • @worschtebrot
      @worschtebrot 25 минут назад +1

      @@chenzen1578 The website of the White House says something else.
      "President Joe Biden’s Cabinet includes Vice President Kamala Harris and the heads of the 15 executive departments - the Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs, and the Attorney General. Additionally, the Cabinet includes the White House Chief of Staff, the US Ambassador to the United Nations, the Director of National Intelligence, and the US Trade Representative, as well as the heads of the Environmental Protection Agency, Office of Management and Budget, Council of Economic Advisers, Office of Science and Technology Policy, and Small Business Administration."

  • @DelfinoGarza77
    @DelfinoGarza77 11 часов назад +5

    Joe Biden is doing a great job, smart guy.

  • @revengefrommars
    @revengefrommars 11 часов назад +14

    1:16 How is the Biden administration "unpopular"? Trump supporters would hate anyone who isn't Trump, so that already limits any Democratic president to about 50% approval. Biden was at 40% approval a month ago (and around 40 for the last 3 years), or about 80% of non-Trump supporters. That doesn't sound "unpopular" to me. If he was below 25% total popularity, then he'd be unpopular.

    • @LiamSmith-r3p
      @LiamSmith-r3p 10 часов назад

      I mean... If 40% is your standard for popularity then sure.

  • @nobodyknows3180
    @nobodyknows3180 10 часов назад +3

    JD is tracking himself with the period app.