The WORST GTA Clones on ITCH.IO (Bad itch.io Games)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @qzeq
    @qzeq  2 года назад +609

    JESSE we must get the qzeq Channel Membership for only $0.99/month!
    Check out all these cool-ass emojis we will get!!

    • @itsmeatlal
      @itsmeatlal 2 года назад +8

      Heh

    • @devansmell
      @devansmell 2 года назад +11

      true fact bro

    • @PapeusHabemus
      @PapeusHabemus 2 года назад +8

      Yo mr.white you really convinced me to get qzeq's channel membership I'll join him fast as it's possible.

    • @shadezblade9075
      @shadezblade9075 2 года назад +2

      yes

    • @MadF8
      @MadF8 2 года назад +1

      Jesse,gta saratow is a russian shit parody!!!!!

  • @halfbakedproductions7887
    @halfbakedproductions7887 2 года назад +355

    Grand Theft Cringe deserves a solid 9/10 for effort. They really did try.
    Wouldn't take too much more work to get fighting implemented and the driving mechanics sharpened up a bit.

  • @immernochanders776
    @immernochanders776 2 года назад +731

    IT WAS NOT THE MOST GTA WE SAW IN THE VIDEO. I SAW THE REAL GTA VICE CITY. hell nooooooo

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 11 месяцев назад +10

    Thanks for reminding us all that the Vice City soundtrack is STILL undefeated 21 years later 😎

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 2 года назад +78

    to be fair, the one at 3:57 is pretty faithful to the original GTA

  • @bencesilling5862
    @bencesilling5862 2 года назад +63

    2:41 Ahh, the Nostalgia!

  • @wsnt
    @wsnt 2 года назад +46

    5:46 🤣 this is a pre-built game omg

    • @hiteshshekhawat3346
      @hiteshshekhawat3346 11 месяцев назад +4

      I remember playing it on browser

    • @SatyamRaj_07
      @SatyamRaj_07 8 месяцев назад +3

      It's not an Android game. I have played this on my 3g tizen phone. It's name is Grand Crime Gangsta Vice Miami

    • @TheFoxdaWa
      @TheFoxdaWa 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@SatyamRaj_07they never said it was an Android game ?

  • @kiroshinobi9135
    @kiroshinobi9135 2 года назад +20

    2:18 is so nostalgic, God damn the memories bro the memories.

  • @martinlex8369
    @martinlex8369 2 года назад +98

    You should totally play the official GTA Vice City Mamaia mod. It's legendary in Romanian gaming culture and was a big part of my childhood!

    •  2 года назад +10

      I remember I had a version with everything unlocked, vremuri bune.

    • @stefan20034
      @stefan20034 2 года назад +7

      Adevarat cel mai bun joc

    • @mihailazarel6054
      @mihailazarel6054 2 года назад +1

      Îmi place Harghita

    • @sorin5255
      @sorin5255 2 года назад

      True 🥺

    • @MitacAndrei-d3n
      @MitacAndrei-d3n Месяц назад

      You are right

  • @SalvadorDeTotorOFFICIAL
    @SalvadorDeTotorOFFICIAL 2 года назад +35

    "Mom can we have Radal?"
    "We have Radal at home"
    Radal at home:

    • @DuckDucky714
      @DuckDucky714 6 месяцев назад

      Nah man its glizbert glizzanovic

    • @fannyfanny7950
      @fannyfanny7950 4 месяца назад

      I wonder if they will make a collab

    • @GamerSphere64
      @GamerSphere64 Месяц назад

      ngl i like qzeq more

  • @ypuuh
    @ypuuh 2 года назад +16

    Bruh this feels like when literally every single little kid wanted to play gta v so badly but since theyre little kids their parents didnt let them so they go on the app store and try to find gta free version

  • @GRAH_
    @GRAH_ Год назад +18

    imagine qzeq and radal meet

  • @ShXTGUN.
    @ShXTGUN. 2 года назад +73

    qzeq never fails to make us laugh.

  • @romaniansof
    @romaniansof 2 года назад +46

    7:26 from a Romanian.Mamaia is a seaside resort which litteraly translates to granny(or grandma),the screenshot shows what seems to me like a old dacia police car

    • @Rareselu24
      @Rareselu24 2 года назад +6

      Yeah. It’s a screenshot from the original mamaia vice mod which was quite “huge” back in 08/09 approximately. I think you can actually still find that mod alongside gta Bucharest (san andreas mod) and gta Romania 1 and 2 (a gta 3 mod)

  • @mvyper
    @mvyper Год назад +10

    Vice City has such an awesome soundtrack. Instant sing along.

  • @ochinchn_sama8238
    @ochinchn_sama8238 2 года назад +14

    that vice city scene is so hillarous.💀

  • @zhxn9210
    @zhxn9210 2 года назад +32

    3:53 that is literally a scratch game

  • @randocontent
    @randocontent Год назад +2

    Him saying not to shit myself while im at the bathroom takin e massive shiiiiit

  • @tebogomekgoe4226
    @tebogomekgoe4226 Год назад +4

    2:46 he did show them a good time

  • @TylerGreen
    @TylerGreen 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for playing my GTA game!!

  • @CaptainbomberSaqib7624
    @CaptainbomberSaqib7624 Год назад +12

    2:51 tommy having good times with the ladies 💀

    • @Bass_Reaper_
      @Bass_Reaper_ 3 месяца назад +1

      THIS IS YOUR WAY TO SHINE!!! 💀

  • @The_Fox404
    @The_Fox404 2 года назад +89

    Hey qzeq! I'm a new subscriber for a few weeks now and i love the hell out of the content you make. Keep it up! Have a great day!

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 года назад +12

      Thank you so much! Welcome to the community

    • @boneskkksk
      @boneskkksk 2 года назад +1

      me too, but i subscribed now lol, but his content is awesome

    • @The_Fox404
      @The_Fox404 2 года назад

      @@boneskkksk Ik right? It's giving me RADAL vibes.

    • @boneskkksk
      @boneskkksk 2 года назад

      @@The_Fox404 yeahh

    • @Puxi
      @Puxi Год назад

      @@qzeq Love you so much man, me watch your videos all day long. Did you got claimed for using the songs?

  • @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim
    @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim 2 года назад +27

    6:44 most useless blurring on a text ever 😂

  • @nunin3
    @nunin3 2 года назад +1

    the first person in the world who confused Spanish with Portuguese. I love you

  • @OfficerEnd
    @OfficerEnd 2 года назад +15

    The most consistent RUclipsr when it comes to actually funny videos

  • @Cothfotmeoo
    @Cothfotmeoo 2 года назад +18

    Ah yeah, you gotta know the cheats to get all the ladies in every game. Imperative. Well played.

  • @rambolevi
    @rambolevi 2 года назад +12

    almost every airsoft player: no full auto in buildings boys
    that one guy: 9:40

  • @kmzoilus2486
    @kmzoilus2486 Год назад +2

    "take this 50 cents"
    🤣😂😅😆
    This guy is hilarious

  • @wsnt
    @wsnt 2 года назад +8

    I just ran into this video and I’m already hooked, your editing is awesome and so is your content! Subbed

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 года назад +1

      Thanks Nasir!

    • @wsnt
      @wsnt 2 года назад +1

      @@qzeq anytime !!

  • @betaqwq
    @betaqwq Год назад +1

    7:39 Another Romanian thing getting into a qzeq vid. Very nice

  • @LiminalSearchingThings
    @LiminalSearchingThings 2 года назад +11

    0:19 I played this as a kid without knowing it was a rip off, thanks for making me realize I played a game that is a copy cat

  • @luc1-970
    @luc1-970 2 года назад +1

    7:35 i appreciate that u add Gta Mamaia Vice background on desktop
    Welcome to Romania my guy💫

  • @mohaadnan1345
    @mohaadnan1345 2 года назад +25

    4:57 LOL

  • @OProgramadorReal
    @OProgramadorReal 2 года назад +1

    Tnx for playing Goku Theft Auto! Sorry for the crashes hahaha

  • @alejandrolara842
    @alejandrolara842 2 года назад +9

    God tier video, couldn’t stop laughing in the vice city montage 😂.

  • @victoraraujo4352
    @victoraraujo4352 2 года назад +115

    I don't know Why this Guy makes me laugh so Much His Comedy it's Pure Gold Keep It on men 👍👍

  • @RomaniaOverpowered
    @RomaniaOverpowered 2 года назад +32

    There used to be a huge moding scene for GTA VC and SA. Think about SAMP servers, people making money from hosting them, people making money form selling properties or reserved server slots for the game. Back in 2010. Good times. That Mamaia Vice Clone made me want to start modelling in 3D!

    • @TheRealQuag
      @TheRealQuag 2 года назад +3

      People still play sa-mp like me for instance

  • @John-rc5po
    @John-rc5po 2 года назад +1

    How have i not seen this channel before, this is fun

  • @blitz3874
    @blitz3874 2 года назад +8

    Holy balls I used to play gta mamaia vice city when i was like 7 or 8. The game was basically gta vice city but with the cars and music replaced with "lore accurate" romanian early 2000s vibes. Nostalgia hits like a train :)

  • @TheBison0044
    @TheBison0044 Год назад +1

    bro still has the brazil qzeqantivirus, Your PC has Gone To Brazil

  • @caleykruse9852
    @caleykruse9852 2 года назад +3

    The Vice City soundtrack absolutely slaps fr
    Another awesome video bro
    Loved it

  • @cartofdulcecartofdulce3188
    @cartofdulcecartofdulce3188 Год назад +1

    As an romanian, I didn't expect to see gta mamaia vice in ur video

  • @xNanoByte
    @xNanoByte Год назад +4

    Man that mamaia vice city really existed once as a modpack for vice city. You unlocked so many memories from my childhood 😅 and GTA Romania wich was a modpack for gta3 with romanian radio, cars, characters and voiceovers. We have some pretty talented modders here in Romania the latest addition to the franchise is GTA Bazooka (san andreas modpack) made especially for a romanian youtuber.

  • @lowdefqwop
    @lowdefqwop 2 года назад +1

    On the gta sarataw , it a Russian city called Saratov, I think this game was called that because in Russia there is such a meme like: you can't get out of Saratov! , you probably didn’t notice, but there was no “Exit” button

  • @geometryontrack2991
    @geometryontrack2991 2 года назад +27

    5:37 GRAND DAD

  • @Sonert162
    @Sonert162 2 года назад +12

    1:37 i think this is perfect

  • @Spongybobby1
    @Spongybobby1 2 года назад +21

    7:46 ROMANIA 💀

  • @johnmfalme9436
    @johnmfalme9436 2 года назад +1

    GTA mamaia vice🤣🤣🤣that accent killed it

  • @DAV18113
    @DAV18113 2 года назад +68

    A moment of silence for the fact that he destroys his pc almost every episode just for our entertainment

    • @HiCringe
      @HiCringe 2 года назад +3

      Well said, donut man, well said

    • @dreithenextbot
      @dreithenextbot 2 года назад +7

      He uses an VM

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS 2 года назад +6

      @@dreithenextbot still there's viruses Dat can bypass VMs

    • @user_mmm
      @user_mmm 2 года назад +3

      @@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS launch 10 vms on the vm problem solved

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS 2 года назад +2

      @@user_mmm ull end with a computer with the strenght of the first computer in the world

  • @gastonyo_
    @gastonyo_ 2 года назад +1

    its 3 am and i watch all of these
    I need a psychiatrist

  • @Nanonymity1
    @Nanonymity1 2 года назад +11

    qzeq back at it again with another banger video thank you for the content keep it up you will grow big one day trust me

    • @HouseOfFunQM
      @HouseOfFunQM 2 года назад

      He's already a
      big one

    • @Nanonymity1
      @Nanonymity1 2 года назад

      @@HouseOfFunQM big is over 100k

  • @boiplaytsimpsonyt
    @boiplaytsimpsonyt 2 года назад +1

    that car with fucks given:
    *DRIFT ME NOW YOU PIECE OF S***

  • @TurboLight
    @TurboLight 2 года назад +3

    "If you can't have it, steal it"
    That alone, sounds very Romanian

  • @Ahmet.the.Maniac
    @Ahmet.the.Maniac 2 года назад +1

    "Skin for gta 3"
    *installs it on vice city*

  • @karampala7371
    @karampala7371 2 года назад +6

    Hey qzeq, ive been watching ur content for about 2 Weeks now and its just making me laugh, thank you for putting this much effort downloading these games.

  • @fatmayanardag9617
    @fatmayanardag9617 2 года назад +2

    When i was a little kid i putted gta 3 skin to gta vc and my reaction was like "Is this mr bean" too.

  • @danut7330
    @danut7330 2 года назад +14

    1:47 Supercell intro.

  • @idegasgaming749
    @idegasgaming749 2 года назад +1

    Flying police dacia logan as desktop bg 10/10

  • @thestankyfishy
    @thestankyfishy 2 года назад +3

    There's 2 types of people in this generation. We have the cringe TikTok kids and we have the geniuses like this man

    • @rfg789spaghettiproductions5
      @rfg789spaghettiproductions5 Год назад

      he said brazilians speak spanish, not that genius to me.
      but if you're talking about content, maybe.
      (i'll probably start ww3 with this reply lmao)

  • @serafim6472
    @serafim6472 2 года назад +1

    liked because u set romania as ur wallpaper 😂😂 hi from romania

  • @ZooHair
    @ZooHair 2 года назад +4

    This video cured my crippling depression

  • @BrainDamageIV
    @BrainDamageIV 2 года назад +1

    The copyright hit him first before is neighbors

  • @k-pdonny7277
    @k-pdonny7277 2 года назад +3

    Qzeq is underrated.
    Love your videos man.

  • @das_broml
    @das_broml Год назад +1

    8:56 ain't no way the Simo Häyhä descendant read "play" as "uranus" 💀

  • @mxbx307
    @mxbx307 Год назад +5

    So I found the original source vid for that guy making a GTA clone in a week. The gun accuracy is crap because the NPCs have a standard box collider so as long as the bullet hits that it counts as a hit on the body. That's not too hard to fix. He also wasn't working on it full time for that week so a lot of obvious stuff didnt happen

  • @mkchan9047
    @mkchan9047 2 года назад +2

    Hell nah what is Poopstar Games in the nutshell?😂😂

  • @Yaropolk_Zemlerez
    @Yaropolk_Zemlerez 2 года назад +12

    8:42 As a Saratov citizen i con confirm this is 100% true.

  • @gregoryswelding
    @gregoryswelding 10 месяцев назад +1

    You make the funniest app related videos. Thanks for making me laugh my rear end off

  • @skyler4286
    @skyler4286 2 года назад +3

    im just chewing bubblegum and watching you almost made me die from laughing but keep it up man you have earned a new subscriber :D

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 года назад

      thank you skyler

    • @skyler4286
      @skyler4286 2 года назад +1

      @@qzeq how much money have you spent on buying computers?

    • @blueshirt1074
      @blueshirt1074 2 года назад

      @@skyler4286 probably more that elon musk net worth lol

    • @skyler4286
      @skyler4286 2 года назад

      @@blueshirt1074 lol

    • @skyler4286
      @skyler4286 2 года назад

      @@blueshirt1074 it could be a possibility

  • @GKZ_47
    @GKZ_47 2 года назад +1

    you dont even know how long i have been look for crime city 3d (theft city 7) on android, That game is my childhood

  • @DBond-ww1hv
    @DBond-ww1hv 2 года назад +7

    3:30 GTA IV Map , Mafia II car ... That kind of logic is the norm nowadays

  • @Cst-Alex
    @Cst-Alex 2 года назад +1

    ,,Good bye Brazil and welcome Romania"

  • @GhostVolume
    @GhostVolume 2 года назад +13

    4:43 I moved cursor exactly the same way as you and my brain bsoded

  • @Maxwell_Cat2023
    @Maxwell_Cat2023 2 месяца назад +2

    0:55 Bro did not said that to a Brazil fan… (this is actually Spanish, btw)

  • @cruise1o1
    @cruise1o1 Год назад +6

    1:52 you didn't mean that right?😂😂

  • @arturo0_040
    @arturo0_040 2 года назад +1

    Literally me my alarm goes off and I do not wake up.But when I get a random notification at 4:00AM on my phone and I look at it and it says that qzeq has uploaded a new video I immediately get up my addiction can't be stopped.

    • @arturo0_040
      @arturo0_040 2 года назад

      Qzeq's channel will blow up I promise and so will his pc.

  • @voltapony75
    @voltapony75 2 года назад +227

    Qzeq is Brazilian Radal. Who agrees?

    • @Bass_Reaper_
      @Bass_Reaper_ 9 месяцев назад +20

      8:23 LOL

    • @xxX-MagmaMarauder-Xxx
      @xxX-MagmaMarauder-Xxx 9 месяцев назад +16

      (Qzeq is from finland)

    • @Gomaggotsoldier32
      @Gomaggotsoldier32 9 месяцев назад +17

      Maybe yes but i would rather say his accent is russian or finlandic

    • @kiendra
      @kiendra 9 месяцев назад +9

      Qzeq lives in the same country as hydraulic press channel, fingersoft, and angry birds

    • @LovesJean123
      @LovesJean123 9 месяцев назад +9

      Qzeq is finnish

  • @bonelabguy1
    @bonelabguy1 Год назад +2

    That was the best Vice City gameplay I ever seen in my life

  • @R40TS
    @R40TS 2 года назад +12

    5:32 where you find the background?

  • @mrcash751
    @mrcash751 2 года назад +2

    Yay new video i was waiting

  • @lucaspoka4699
    @lucaspoka4699 2 года назад +16

    Man, I didn't even watch the whole video and laugh like a capybara with cramps.
    I just don't understand how you confuse spanish with portuguese so much.
    BEIJOS DO BRASIL MEU MANO

  • @quitW.727
    @quitW.727 8 месяцев назад +1

    Rainbolt appearing 😂

  • @danielalejandroandrademedi9051
    @danielalejandroandrademedi9051 2 года назад +10

    9:25 RED BRAZILIAN GTA MAN IS BACK

  • @sihamhamda47
    @sihamhamda47 Год назад +2

    GTA 6 official trailer just came out today so I came back and watch this masterpiece compilation again after watching the trailer

    • @Kiddo-t4l
      @Kiddo-t4l Год назад +1

      Imo all these games are already better than GTA 6

  • @morboflorbo2776
    @morboflorbo2776 2 года назад +4

    this mans videos get better and better each time

  • @ezaf8231
    @ezaf8231 2 года назад +1

    Alright, almost 100k subscribers, Congrats qzeq.

  • @TiberiuValentin
    @TiberiuValentin 2 года назад +6

    Hello from Romania. I love your content bro

  • @androkr
    @androkr Год назад +2

    5:42 THAT'S HAMMER 2 RELOADED!
    THIS GAME MADE BY MY CHILDHOOD STILL COMPLETING MISSION

  • @joaog_freitas
    @joaog_freitas 2 года назад +3

    10 seconds and you've proven that gta vice city has the best soundtrack of all gta's

  • @Fusion710
    @Fusion710 2 года назад +1

    this has become one of my favorite channels and i live for these fresh uploads lmao

  • @peve4492
    @peve4492 2 года назад +4

    This is basicly the Finnish version of Radal

    • @shturm9391
      @shturm9391 2 года назад +1

      budget version od radal*

  • @govicher
    @govicher 2 года назад +1

    7:30 I am from Romania and there is a Gta called GTA Romania , and there's 2 versions of it

  • @ComradeAtSpace95
    @ComradeAtSpace95 2 года назад +3

    5:48 Looks like that one in Y8

  • @yaseenwaymouth6276
    @yaseenwaymouth6276 2 месяца назад +1

    Qzeq…. Are you from My Summer Car?

  • @Bazzemboi
    @Bazzemboi 2 года назад +4

    4:53, this is actually Claude's skin in the head textures

  • @valentinskeiss4479
    @valentinskeiss4479 2 года назад +1

    His pc: brutaly gets rippped apart by 48 viruses his screen recorder: this is fine

  • @tadzikowyypl2727
    @tadzikowyypl2727 2 года назад +9

    4:33 call the ambulance call the ambulance but not for me ;D

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 11 месяцев назад +1

    Why are Alvin and the Chipmunks being exposed to harmful radiation?😢

  • @kiranaifu
    @kiranaifu 2 года назад +9

    This guy def deserves more subs. He’s funny af

  • @Someone-7nfs
    @Someone-7nfs Год назад +2

    Yeee, qzeq know Romania, he know where i live