Levi x Listener ASMR p3 [Attack On Titan] Spicy

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @yolandabotha3489
    @yolandabotha3489 5 лет назад +3132

    Me:*yawning extremely*
    Levi: how dare you smirk right now.
    Me:!?....dude,I'm yawning....?!

  • @robinofhsr
    @robinofhsr 5 лет назад +3604

    Levi: "On your knees"
    Me: *inhuman screeching*

    • @stopno706
      @stopno706 5 лет назад +35

      me: i can translate this ! (screeching) me: ur welcome.

    • @alanaantonsen5582
      @alanaantonsen5582 4 года назад +14

      Why did you make me laugh I don’t laugh ever thank you

    • @amazingburns2040
      @amazingburns2040 4 года назад +1

      Yes me too I can't ahhhhhhhhh jdgysjdvxjgmvefhbd

    • @leonazhang2388
      @leonazhang2388 4 года назад +1

      ~stands on tiptoes~

    • @anamariassafespace1236
      @anamariassafespace1236 4 года назад +5

      But the problem is I’m probably his height on my knees 💀

  • @coryalicebriggs8795
    @coryalicebriggs8795 5 лет назад +6519

    levi: say my name
    me: thanos
    levi: yeah thats right

  • @mirunamaria7675
    @mirunamaria7675 3 года назад +793

    The video: 🥵🙄🥴😳
    The comments: 🤣😲😂😏
    Pure gold

    • @araragomen9470
      @araragomen9470 3 года назад +6

      LOL-

    • @jiroukyoka985
      @jiroukyoka985 3 года назад +6

      So nothing out of the ordinary then?✨
      Okgay🤷‍♀️

    • @Mrshortclean
      @Mrshortclean 3 года назад +4

      I Mean yea a that's how it supposed to go right?😂

    • @jiroukyoka985
      @jiroukyoka985 3 года назад +3

      @@Mrshortclean yep😂😂😂

    • @Mrshortclean
      @Mrshortclean 3 года назад +2

      @@jiroukyoka985 I thought so-

  • @yolbei
    @yolbei 4 года назад +10214

    “Say my name.”
    “...Mr. Clean?”
    “Yeah, that’s right.”

  • @mackenziefiona1840
    @mackenziefiona1840 5 лет назад +16749

    levi: "say my name"
    me: *shorty*
    levi: "yea, just like that"

    • @lemon5309
      @lemon5309 5 лет назад +904

      Levi: "Say my name"
      Me: *hot head*
      Levi "Yea just like that"

    • @theduck6808
      @theduck6808 5 лет назад +123

      XD

    • @yungplus7736
      @yungplus7736 5 лет назад +84

      😂

    • @messybao
      @messybao 5 лет назад +66

      Mackenzie Fiona that’s what I thought when he said that XD

    • @imsofty.7721
      @imsofty.7721 5 лет назад +333

      Levi: say my name
      Me: *alien emo thing that gives me depression! >:v*
      Levi: ye just like that
      (It's just a joke I'm sorry if I triggered anybody)

  • @solarnightmare2796
    @solarnightmare2796 4 года назад +5895

    This how many times Levi said; "Just like that..."
    ⬇️
    ⬇️
    ⬇️

  • @CJ-kb7bi
    @CJ-kb7bi 4 года назад +3481

    plot twist: he was talking to a cleaning product.

  • @beautybunny2888
    @beautybunny2888 5 лет назад +7614

    “Say my name.”
    Uh- big chungus.
    “That’s right.”
    Hah-

  • @danielleprice424
    @danielleprice424 5 лет назад +5349

    Levi: Have I made myself clear?.. **WHIP** HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR!??
    Me: yES Dadd-
    I MEAN- CAPTAIN

  • @sakurapuree
    @sakurapuree 5 лет назад +2909

    *wig*
    *_s n a t c h e d._*

  • @fullyalivee7
    @fullyalivee7 3 года назад +1416

    levi: "say yes sir"
    me: "yes papi"
    levi: *slap* "WRONG"
    me: "damn"🧎

  • @shutupsimba6028
    @shutupsimba6028 5 лет назад +3855

    “Say my name”
    Sweetie I can barely remember my own name sometimes

  • @ivyfox4392
    @ivyfox4392 5 лет назад +5525

    Levi: "what do you want to see"
    Me: "your dic-"
    Levi: *slap*

  • @AG-ro5pt
    @AG-ro5pt 5 лет назад +6168

    "Or else, I'll have to punish you".
    DO IT
    **realizes**
    Wait...

  • @issaa.
    @issaa. 3 года назад +1648

    ‘My teeth around your neck..’
    Me: 🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺TITAN🤺I🤺SAID🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺

  • @Rats_in_a_trenchcoat
    @Rats_in_a_trenchcoat 5 лет назад +4555

    On todays episode of “Things I Didn’t Know Turned Me On”

  • @Tmanstext
    @Tmanstext 4 года назад +5816

    "when you're on your knees, do you feel intimidated?"
    well we're at eye level now, so. . .

  • @AaliyahLawww
    @AaliyahLawww 5 лет назад +2804

    Levi: drop down and give me 200
    Me: *Jumps over the wall*

  • @diegachabande2099
    @diegachabande2099 4 года назад +3193

    Levi: "slap"
    me: 👁️💧👄💧👁️

    • @noxitsi
      @noxitsi 4 года назад +13

      xD

    • @zsnow3337
      @zsnow3337 4 года назад +44

      I would cry and punch Mr midget

    • @Stxpidghxstt
      @Stxpidghxstt 4 года назад +35

      👁💧👄💧👁
      Me too buddy

    • @MrsCake-xu7up
      @MrsCake-xu7up 4 года назад +38

      Levi:slaps me*
      Me inside:gay~

    • @cxillity
      @cxillity 4 года назад +13

      yes true 😭 he hit me with the frikin belt 😭

  • @cherrycolacam
    @cherrycolacam 5 лет назад +2855

    Levi: You’re a bad little cadet.
    Fly: *ZOOM*
    Levi: And you want me.
    Fly: *ZOOM*

  • @kmerj7423
    @kmerj7423 5 лет назад +737

    Levi: Tell me soldier
    Me: Trust me, you don’t want to know.

    • @gooseo-o5807
      @gooseo-o5807 4 года назад +1

      ꧁KᎥηMer꧂ Jσнηѕση Audrey don’t tell him, you shouldn’t have told me, but you did, and I’m telling you, you don’t wanna know.

  • @saviecleto1208
    @saviecleto1208 4 года назад +1182

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    My mind rn:*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM*

    • @pastel._.kai3195
      @pastel._.kai3195 3 года назад +28

      Let’s spend the night together for now till forever!

    • @nitroart5260
      @nitroart5260 3 года назад +11

      *Inserts music disc*

    • @tsevgs6813
      @tsevgs6813 3 года назад +3

      Same 👌

    • @aact2463
      @aact2463 3 года назад +19

      LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER! FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVERRR! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM-

    • @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846
      @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846 3 года назад +6

      @@pastel._.kai3195 BOOM BOOM BOOM

  • @elbow_soup7324
    @elbow_soup7324 4 года назад +4177

    3:36
    Levi: "get into it"
    Me: "yahhh get into ittt"
    Levi: 👁👄👁

  • @valkyrianmayhem1747
    @valkyrianmayhem1747 5 лет назад +8992

    50 Shades of Ackerman.

    • @ASliceOfRyeBread
      @ASliceOfRyeBread 5 лет назад +52

      hah!!!!!

    • @valkyrianmayhem1747
      @valkyrianmayhem1747 5 лет назад +54

      @RUclips’s Friendly Neighborhood atheist *NO!!!!*

    • @valkyrianmayhem1747
      @valkyrianmayhem1747 5 лет назад +32

      @RUclips’s Friendly Neighborhood atheist *Do not want*

    • @lukaxoxx
      @lukaxoxx 5 лет назад +64

      DAYUMMM IF THAT WAS A MOVIE ID GET IT

    • @beegod3530
      @beegod3530 5 лет назад +49

      The only movie i would watch XD

  • @familydisappointment2370
    @familydisappointment2370 5 лет назад +2455

    Levi: "What am I to you?"
    Me: Gay
    Levi: "............."
    Me:ehehehehe

    • @alyssaluvsz
      @alyssaluvsz 4 года назад +12

      Suga Kookies dat profile pick is something That I wanT-

    • @justdumb5195
      @justdumb5195 4 года назад +15

      Gay for Eren???????????????????????

    • @nirmala4918
      @nirmala4918 4 года назад +9

      For EREN.

    • @Jxlailx
      @Jxlailx 4 года назад +1

      @@justdumb5195 SRYGRE3YBXSSHJLIFDC

    • @_thishandleisalreadytaken_
      @_thishandleisalreadytaken_ 4 года назад +1

      Holy s*** I can't stop laughing

  • @harunayumeno6424
    @harunayumeno6424 4 года назад +461

    Levi: "move your hands"
    Me: "ok but you asked for it 😏-
    SIKEEEEEE"
    Levi: *wondering what I'm doing*
    👁️👄👁️
    Me: *agressivly does naruto handsings*

    • @ejlover5818
      @ejlover5818 3 года назад +4

      Bro that’s what I was thinking LMAO

    • @gennstr3492
      @gennstr3492 3 года назад +5

      *Aggressively does it with you*

    • @dansiel10
      @dansiel10 3 года назад +1

      *aggressivly copies*

  • @miukuro6294
    @miukuro6294 5 лет назад +3810

    Levi slapping me
    Me: DETROIT SMAAAAASH

  • @elavi7365
    @elavi7365 5 лет назад +1642

    Me: *not paying attention to the asmr just waiting for the '' '' '' part*
    Levi: Say Yes Sir!
    Me:*Get shocked* YES SIR!!!
    Levi: WRONG!
    Me: WHUTTTTTTT!!!?????!!?!!?!?

    • @katsukibakugou3545
      @katsukibakugou3545 5 лет назад +38

      OH GOD MY DIRTY MIND

    • @ryu_alphawolflove208
      @ryu_alphawolflove208 5 лет назад +5

      @@katsukibakugou3545 haha same😂

    • @izukumidoriya2155
      @izukumidoriya2155 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr

    • @MinYoongi-yk3jq
      @MinYoongi-yk3jq 5 лет назад +2

      Why

    • @starrynightgames8878
      @starrynightgames8878 4 года назад +17

      You have to say "Yes Shorty!" Or "Yes Heichou!" I see Eren do it all the time....but then Eren disappears and dosen't come back for 30 minutes.... and turns up with Bruises....Mikasa is becoming even more pissed with Heichou.....help us....

  • @iwantfriedchicken.c619
    @iwantfriedchicken.c619 4 года назад +3150

    15:20
    Levi: “have I made myself clear?.....*SMACK* HaVe I MAdE mY SElf ClEArR?!”
    Me: *starts busting out laughing*
    Thanks for the likes!

  • @Weallloverayen
    @Weallloverayen 3 года назад +516

    Levi: "Get those hands moving"
    Me: *starts dancing like a GTA stripper*

  • @crystalyoung8120
    @crystalyoung8120 4 года назад +6908

    no one:
    no one at all:
    the titan outside the window: 👁 👄 👁

    • @hadesreborn5742
      @hadesreborn5742 4 года назад +227

      STOP BYE LMFAODJDND

    • @BlessedBaeLLC
      @BlessedBaeLLC 4 года назад +120

      Screaming 😂😂😂

    • @skezzzlethesimp9445
      @skezzzlethesimp9445 4 года назад +67

      BAHAH if i wasnt at school id be laughing soooo fucking hard

    • @_Runeeeee_
      @_Runeeeee_ 4 года назад +45

      Why can't I stop laughing! 😂

    • @Unknown-xq7jh
      @Unknown-xq7jh 4 года назад +42

      @IcarusDoesStuff Lol I CNT BREATH💀💀💀

  • @moonlightatnight6492
    @moonlightatnight6492 5 лет назад +2225

    Levi: *perhaps where I'm hitting you
    In that sweet rump of yours*
    Me : *starts tearing up cuz Levi is not physically real*
    Me: *looking up*
    Sister: why are you looking up
    Me : I want to cry but my foundation was 48 dollars

    • @Dedektrix
      @Dedektrix 4 года назад +39

      Moonlight At night HAAHAHAHAHAA

    • @daichionishi779
      @daichionishi779 4 года назад +82

      Kim there are people that are dying

    • @cherrylemon139
      @cherrylemon139 4 года назад +15

      I just found that meme earlier 😂

    • @-flowerbloom9305
      @-flowerbloom9305 4 года назад +11

      OMGGGG I love you 😂😂😂 best comment ever!!!

    • @cipher1869
      @cipher1869 4 года назад +10

      I know the feeling I dont wear foundation but I do wear powder and its $30

  • @phia6777
    @phia6777 4 года назад +3448

    Levi: "you're a minute late"
    me: "umm okay?"
    Levi: "is it that you're trying to get my punishment?"
    me: "hold on now, it was just a minute"
    Levi: "get on your knees"
    me: "ALRIGHT THEN"

  • @rirachii
    @rirachii 3 года назад +874

    Levi - "Get those hands moving"
    Me- **Does the Chika Dance**

    • @avrora2024
      @avrora2024 3 года назад +19

      I can imagine that so well...
      GOD SAVE ME AJDJFNFINRTIF

    • @years3604
      @years3604 3 года назад +3

      when I read that he said it lolll

    • @dinosaur3166
      @dinosaur3166 3 года назад

      JDJDIENJD

    • @fluffy3526
      @fluffy3526 3 года назад

      @@years3604 hello captain

    • @killerbunny4100
      @killerbunny4100 3 года назад

      Hahahaha yes!!! PLZZZ

  • @way2percd
    @way2percd 5 лет назад +2776

    no one:
    mosquito in the background: 👁👄👁

  • @Prismagic.Perfume
    @Prismagic.Perfume 5 лет назад +762

    Levi: You know what this is
    Me: Uh no
    Levi: This is a riding crop
    Me: *literally starts screaming my head off at 1am*

  • @lia7i746
    @lia7i746 4 года назад +3333

    Commander Erwin on the other side of the door like O.O

    • @brookehimes2444
      @brookehimes2444 4 года назад +78

      Uhm..why are you in this anime?

    • @yonalynn9253
      @yonalynn9253 4 года назад +91

      Tf you doing here Bakugou?!

    • @ThatRandoAsh
      @ThatRandoAsh 4 года назад +74

      Bakugo did you get lost? Your in the wrong anime

    • @gen7059
      @gen7059 4 года назад +48

      rail me.

    • @satoritendou715
      @satoritendou715 4 года назад +24

      NOOO IM THINKING ABOUT IT NOWWWW

  • @inkomidoriya3535
    @inkomidoriya3535 3 года назад +555

    (11:04) Levi: Get on your hands and knees
    Me: Oh, so you want me to be Cart Titan??!

  • @sshadow_foxssgarbage5117
    @sshadow_foxssgarbage5117 5 лет назад +3429

    From here I can feel your breath, hot an heavy ~
    Me:Well no duh, I had spicy ramen
    Him~It suits you
    Me:Are you saying I'm poor
    -Bish slaps~

  • @oalaniso8875
    @oalaniso8875 4 года назад +4893

    Levi: “Say my name”
    Me: “short ass gremlin.”
    Levi: “...you take that back.”

    • @holly6288
      @holly6288 4 года назад +72

      All Might ?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! O.o

    • @oalaniso8875
      @oalaniso8875 4 года назад +40

      Holly Kiara I’m just hanging out and uuh being weird :)

    • @holly6288
      @holly6288 4 года назад +28

      All Might XD fair enough, no judgements here... I mean... I can’t talk... guess neither of us can resist the clean freak XD

    • @oalaniso8875
      @oalaniso8875 4 года назад +16

      Holly Kiara **wheeze**

    • @janepretorius9611
      @janepretorius9611 4 года назад +20

      LISTEN-

  • @kip2097
    @kip2097 5 лет назад +3565

    Two hundred? Two hundred pushups?. Excuse me?! I can't even do one.
    [Edit]HOLY JEEZUMS o.O 2.2k likes?!
    [Edit] 69 replies? 👀 Oop-

  • @Kendahlmariee
    @Kendahlmariee 4 года назад +274

    Levi: “you might just end up enticing me more then you intended to.”
    Me: Ayyyyy💃🏽look at me💃🏽Ayyyyy 💃🏽ayyy💃🏽 WAHH😱Ooooo 💃🏽look at me💃🏽 slow motion💃🏽 slow motion 💃🏽

    • @smip8360
      @smip8360 3 года назад +6

      THIS HAD NO BUSINESS BEING SO FUNNY

    • @barbiedumma
      @barbiedumma 3 года назад +1

      I can't get that sound out of my headdd, and this just made me laugh

    • @avrora2024
      @avrora2024 3 года назад +3

      ............
      WEEZEEEEEE---
      AYY LOOK AT ME🌚🌚☕

    • @avrora2024
      @avrora2024 3 года назад

      @Akame Studiosアカメ JAJAJJAJAJA the pain we suffer as a weeb-

    • @jiroukyoka985
      @jiroukyoka985 3 года назад

      PLZZZ 😂😂😂😂

  • @Roboticwolf101
    @Roboticwolf101 5 лет назад +2672

    Levi: say my name
    Me: short cleaning fairy with anger issues that gets turned on by tide.
    Okay..I come back a year later and see that I have over 1,000 likes..? WhAt? I'm shook.-

    • @mob756
      @mob756 5 лет назад +13

      Sabrina Wells I LOVE THIS 😂👍

    • @kawaiipanda7212
      @kawaiipanda7212 5 лет назад +4

      I'm dying! XD Someone help...… XD

    • @blehbleh4562
      @blehbleh4562 5 лет назад +4

      Oh God I'm mf wheezing I can't bReAtH

    • @skxtches5646
      @skxtches5646 5 лет назад +2

      Hilarious as fudge.. #brofist

    • @FTBeliever
      @FTBeliever 5 лет назад +2

      Facts tho

  • @taliahooks2181
    @taliahooks2181 5 лет назад +1330

    Levi: say my name
    Me: captain short

  • @kathykini4166
    @kathykini4166 5 лет назад +1869

    *Busted down my door* WHERE MY HEADPHONES AT?!?!?!?!

    • @lemon5309
      @lemon5309 5 лет назад +41

      GURL DAT POOR DOOR-

    • @nicolageorge7916
      @nicolageorge7916 5 лет назад +17

      Teehee
      (Breaks headphones)
      (Runs away)
      *HaHAhAhAhhAa*

    • @lemon5309
      @lemon5309 5 лет назад +23

      *WHY IS EVERYONE BREAKING THINGS I GOTTA PAY FOR THIS*

    • @liu_yifei_is_baepotato6985
      @liu_yifei_is_baepotato6985 5 лет назад +10

      this is why we can’t have nice things.

    • @kathykini4166
      @kathykini4166 5 лет назад +7

      @@nicolageorge7916 *Has a blank face* 0_0 *R U N*

  • @user-ul1tk1qj9q
    @user-ul1tk1qj9q 3 года назад +807

    Levi: "say my name"
    Me: "CLEAN FREAK!"
    Levi: "yea just like that"

    • @remus1401
      @remus1401 3 года назад +18

      I called him Greg...

    • @childeswife4574
      @childeswife4574 3 года назад +4

      @@remus1401 sounds about right

    • @annarchy200
      @annarchy200 2 года назад

      @@remus1401 You have a *death wish* don't you?

    • @t-ls5uk
      @t-ls5uk 9 месяцев назад

      That is his man

  • @moonlightatnight6492
    @moonlightatnight6492 5 лет назад +3222

    Sister:this is your porn
    Me : *sips holy water*
    Yes ... Yes it is

    • @kills99ofhoes15
      @kills99ofhoes15 4 года назад +104

      Actually.............. *its something better*

    • @erwincerojales9176
      @erwincerojales9176 4 года назад +18

      @@kills99ofhoes15 *Its our life* even tho ur in the wrong anime and shouldn't be watching this😀

    • @kills99ofhoes15
      @kills99ofhoes15 4 года назад +5

      @@erwincerojales9176 oop-

    • @thepotato9453
      @thepotato9453 4 года назад +8

      I gave this comment 666 likes jajsjsjsjsn 💀

    • @lilithackerman9295
      @lilithackerman9295 4 года назад +2

      Haha but it’s true

  • @clawdine_3117
    @clawdine_3117 5 лет назад +890

    Levi: " You're exactly one minute late"
    Me: *Jesus Christ take me home*

    • @adratiklits
      @adratiklits 4 года назад +4

      Bich a Mathematics person

    • @angieyonagaslefttoe7009
      @angieyonagaslefttoe7009 4 года назад +4

      Adraloves grapes *that one kid in math class that has to rat out someone for being a minute late when the teacher didn’t realize*

    • @ursulatonkachi
      @ursulatonkachi 4 года назад +2

      The same omg...

    • @しなっもんろっ
      @しなっもんろっ 4 года назад +3

      I dont think jesus will take you..

    • @JesusChrist-lh3eb
      @JesusChrist-lh3eb 4 года назад +1

      しなっもんろっ✔ wanna bet?

  • @Kaiser666
    @Kaiser666 5 лет назад +1318

    Levi:Say my name
    Me:Toast
    Levi:God damn right...
    ((Oh my god i can’t,im wheezing))

  • @fourgatsu
    @fourgatsu 3 года назад +457

    Levi: "On your knees"
    Me who's getting the wrong idea: 😏😏😏😏

  • @OTKGEII
    @OTKGEII 5 лет назад +930

    Levi: Say my name
    Me: Moto Moto
    Levi: "yeah, just like that..''
    Me: *pFft*

    • @skittiles_bois4241
      @skittiles_bois4241 4 года назад +3

      Dawg😂😂 I'm fuckin dieing😂😂

    • @nikekin
      @nikekin 4 года назад +22

      Oh, look out! I think Moto Moto likes youu~

    • @ninalangova9763
      @ninalangova9763 4 года назад +6

      Well... I think Moto Moto likes us 😏

    • @therhythmictale5574
      @therhythmictale5574 4 года назад +1

      BEST ONE YET

    • @candy12110
      @candy12110 4 года назад +1

      He like em big. He like em chunky.

  • @rravaelrio315
    @rravaelrio315 4 года назад +1644

    Me: *trying to focuss on the audio*
    Comment: *funny*
    Me: *laughing and dying of nosebleed*
    Did i type it right?

  • @river-chanspam2361
    @river-chanspam2361 5 лет назад +1945

    Levi: I can see you modeling different things in my mind
    Me: *imagines self in a skin tight titan costume* Edit: I come back a year later after getting a reply notification to see all these crack head replies wtf. Edit 2: now I’m getting a ton of notifications. What are you guys doing here omg 😂😂😂

  • @emamekinic8701
    @emamekinic8701 4 года назад +262

    Levi: “What do u see in me?”
    Me: A dumbass
    Levi: *smackes me*

  • @breonnefuller8394
    @breonnefuller8394 4 года назад +4038

    Levi:Say yes sir.
    Me:Yes daddy
    Levi: *Smacks*
    Levi: Wrong! Say it like you mean it.
    Me: *in a caliuo voice* oh yes daddy

    • @ilovenaib.
      @ilovenaib. 4 года назад +66

      @@exla.mp4190 welcome to hell

    • @ilovenaib.
      @ilovenaib. 4 года назад +33

      @@exla.mp4190 ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ I forced my friend to listen to this and she's traumatized

    • @ilovenaib.
      @ilovenaib. 4 года назад +26

      @@exla.mp4190 ✨y e p✨

    • @ilovenaib.
      @ilovenaib. 4 года назад +18

      @@exla.mp4190 b e t

    • @zenx2832
      @zenx2832 4 года назад +28

      NOT CALLIOU BSJBDE

  • @therealjimbojam
    @therealjimbojam 5 лет назад +784

    Levi:"What am I to you?"
    Me: - Gets out notebook - *well you see here, sir-*

    • @alyssaluvsz
      @alyssaluvsz 4 года назад +9

      yee haw oOp-

    • @ag_drawsthingz
      @ag_drawsthingz 4 года назад +6

      Me: Pulls out slides power point * well since you asked sir let’s start with slide 1

  • @nagitokomeda898
    @nagitokomeda898 4 года назад +1221

    Me listening to this
    👁👄👁
    Me after
    👁//👄//👁

  • @sgshnmmmmd
    @sgshnmmmmd 3 года назад +243

    Levi: what am i to you?
    Me: a joke✨
    Levi: on your knees-
    Me: WAOH WAOH WAOH BUDDY

    • @jiroukyoka985
      @jiroukyoka985 3 года назад +10

      Dunno whether to be like : STAY🤺TF🤺BACK🤺SIR🤺
      Or: yessir🙇‍♀️captain💃sir🧎‍♀️🏌️

    • @childeswife4574
      @childeswife4574 3 года назад +4

      @@jiroukyoka985 the ending emojis.... they remind me of... a manga 😭😭😭

    • @jiroukyoka985
      @jiroukyoka985 3 года назад +2

      @@childeswife4574 broooo😂😂😂

  • @ac3034
    @ac3034 4 года назад +2191

    Levi? hot.
    Me? 🌊🌊🌊.
    Pants? off.
    Yagami? yato.
    Hotel? trivago.

    • @ValkVT
      @ValkVT 4 года назад +140

      Phone: Dirty

    • @ValkVT
      @ValkVT 4 года назад +45

      @Kageyama Tobio .... Kageyama... what are you doing here?

    • @aiz8216
      @aiz8216 4 года назад +28

      @Kageyama Tobio kageyama.... Where is hinata... Does he know you do this kinda shit with other men- O-o

    • @ValkVT
      @ValkVT 4 года назад +20

      @@aiz8216 aizawa?! Wtf?!

    • @aiz8216
      @aiz8216 4 года назад +12

      @@ValkVT SHUSH DON'T TELL MIC-

  • @thepersonwhoasked1020
    @thepersonwhoasked1020 5 лет назад +3438

    Levi: Say my name.
    Me being the smartass I am: "My name."

  • @leviackermanslostheight683
    @leviackermanslostheight683 4 года назад +2635

    levi: say my name
    me: mr. cleaning fetish
    levi: yeah, that's right

  • @silhxuette4321
    @silhxuette4321 4 года назад +706

    People who dont watch anime: "What do weebs do?"
    Us: "Uhm..."

    • @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846
      @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846 3 года назад +59

      wE rEaD tHe BibLe aNd gO tO cHuRcH😇🙏🙏

    • @shir0bi
      @shir0bi 3 года назад +23

      WELL
      UMM
      I OOP-
      NOO UMHH
      ANYWAY SOO

    • @nobody9355
      @nobody9355 3 года назад +34

      WE WATCH ANIME WHILE HUGGING OUR BODY PILLOWS AND SOBBING OUR EYES OUT BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ARE REAL🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846
      @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846 3 года назад +6

      @@nobody9355 TRUEEEEEEEE

    • @nobody9355
      @nobody9355 3 года назад +5

      @@moonmidnighthoneymitch5846 I KNOWWWWWWWWWW

  • @hariharu18
    @hariharu18 5 лет назад +598

    Him: *calls me soldier*
    Me: SOLDIER BOY UP IN DIS HOE!!!
    (Literally 😉😂)
    (Edit: wow!!!! So many likes! Thx!!!)

  • @c1rcusfreak
    @c1rcusfreak 5 лет назад +788

    "drop down and give me 200."
    Me:
    *drops to the floor and draws 200 on a paper*

    • @koalalove7535
      @koalalove7535 4 года назад +13

      I can't breathe 😂😂

    • @Jukeboxinc
      @Jukeboxinc 4 года назад +13

      Levi would so kick your ass- 😂😂😂

    • @AlphanaII517
      @AlphanaII517 4 года назад +10

      Smartass, I like it. But he would kick your ass for that

    • @mercenarytex0149
      @mercenarytex0149 4 года назад +5

      I NEVER WHEEZED SO HARD IN MY LIFE🤣🤣🤣

    • @naomiashido4194
      @naomiashido4194 4 года назад +3

      Smart😂😂

  • @reneechavez516
    @reneechavez516 4 года назад +501

    "I'll have to punish you but knowing you, I bet you'd like that"
    Me automatically: ❤💋S T E P. O N. M E. 💋❤

    • @ava_darl
      @ava_darl 3 года назад +11

      He knows us so well

    • @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846
      @moonmidnighthoneymitch5846 3 года назад +8

      He knows us to good😭

    • @AndreaLaRock
      @AndreaLaRock 3 года назад +2

      P R E A C H

    • @TigerLilyss
      @TigerLilyss 3 года назад +3

      Biting kicking scratching is ON THE TABLE.
      Don't forget about slapping, bruising, and did I mention fire is also good?
      T H E R E A R E N O L I M I T S

    • @michellehasaj2693
      @michellehasaj2693 3 года назад +5

      I would let him step on me and tell him sorry for ruining his shoes

  • @stoppableten2624
    @stoppableten2624 3 года назад +222

    Levi: "get does hands moving "
    Me: tries to do do the Naruto hand signals
    Also me: oop wrong anime

  • @katsukishoto6805
    @katsukishoto6805 5 лет назад +409

    *Has algebra homework*
    Me: puts headphones on, while doing math well if only this we're class 😅❤

  • @shototodoroki3158
    @shototodoroki3158 4 года назад +4496

    ... I think I’m in the wrong anime how do I get back....

    • @xxaurajinxx
      @xxaurajinxx 4 года назад +213

      Shoto Todoroki I think you need to find either a BNHA related ASMR... orrr, I just don’t know what else to do :P

    • @denkikaminaripikapika1769
      @denkikaminaripikapika1769 4 года назад +303

      ... We both need to get back...

    • @shototodoroki3158
      @shototodoroki3158 4 года назад +220

      Denki Kaminari Pika Pika ..... -_-

    • @lemonbreads3137
      @lemonbreads3137 4 года назад +96

      O^O I- uhhh can I have a hug from one of you- HHHHH

    • @ayanamii5334
      @ayanamii5334 4 года назад +165

      Same bro 😔🤚 couldn’t find a JoJo asmr

  • @agroosylittlenobody_2653
    @agroosylittlenobody_2653 4 года назад +1862

    Nobody:
    Hange next door: 👁👄👁

    • @sammyboi6001
      @sammyboi6001 3 года назад +16

      Pff-

    • @Kiro_Kills1
      @Kiro_Kills1 3 года назад +12

      Oh my-🤣🤣🤣 I can’t

    • @amis8886
      @amis8886 3 года назад +24

      Hange be like HAHAHAHAHA SHOrTY WHY ARE YOU DOiNG THiS HAHAHAHAHA Levi: 😳😃✋

    • @amis8886
      @amis8886 3 года назад +9

      @Peyton Robinson HAHAHAHAHA SHE WOULD MAKE FUN OF HIM

    • @babyboba8117
      @babyboba8117 3 года назад +4

      what did he sayyyyyyyyy-

  • @poopfart9821
    @poopfart9821 3 года назад +837

    Levi: "I want you to scream my name"
    Me: *Inhale* LE-
    My mom: *no*

    • @redbullpiss
      @redbullpiss 3 года назад +29

      Damn 👀💧👄💧👀

    • @poopfart9821
      @poopfart9821 3 года назад +21

      @Pisces Fire 19:13 it wasn't exactly scream my name but it has to do with his name

    • @Basilx_.
      @Basilx_. Год назад

      Okay well then do it

    • @poopfart9821
      @poopfart9821 Год назад

      @@naution227 yo.

    • @coz_sei
      @coz_sei 6 месяцев назад

      Whenever I scream Levi, my mom says:
      *HE’S MINE*

  • @sayori692
    @sayori692 3 года назад +553

    levi: its not my fault i'm hitting you
    me: then who's is it? *The invisible man's?!*

    • @Hannew-jo6xw
      @Hannew-jo6xw 3 года назад +9

      Is that a queen reference? Is it the invisible man tho

    • @momo-be5dq
      @momo-be5dq 3 года назад +7

      Sayori? Where is monika? Did she send you this >:(

    • @sayori692
      @sayori692 3 года назад +5

      VOON WEN JING moe It was Yuri.

    • @momo-be5dq
      @momo-be5dq 3 года назад +2

      @@sayori692 oh ok

    • @jungkookswife6867
      @jungkookswife6867 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @trollemor
    @trollemor 5 лет назад +1296

    *Sees 18+ sign*
    *Me being 17.*
    *"I mean... I'm 18 next year... So technically I'm a 18 years old c:"*
    *9 min in.*
    *Drown in tears of Jesus*

    • @danamohn5206
      @danamohn5206 4 года назад +16

      *cackling intensifies*

    • @moreno_707
      @moreno_707 4 года назад +15

      *one year later*
      Nao your 18

    • @Shori25
      @Shori25 4 года назад

      Bruh same lol

    • @JesusChrist-lh3eb
      @JesusChrist-lh3eb 4 года назад +4

      EmelaiiNilsson *YOU SUMMONED ME*

    • @paige5850
      @paige5850 4 года назад +1

      honey im thirteen😁

  • @keziah1654
    @keziah1654 4 года назад +497

    Levi: never fear
    Me: CAUSE I AM HERE ALMIGTH
    *oh shit wrong anime*

  • @dyav0l536
    @dyav0l536 5 лет назад +640

    * don't stop breathing *
    *KEEP BREATHING KEEP DOING IT YEAH GOOD JOB.. JESUS CHRIST*

    • @dehydrated_13
      @dehydrated_13 5 лет назад +9

      I became self conscious and now I forgot to breath.

    • @holystonks
      @holystonks 5 лет назад +3

      You really will see Jesus Christ if you stop

    • @allforkixm8home170
      @allforkixm8home170 4 года назад +1

      When I think about the process of breathing or how humans breathe I end up stopping breathing

    • @ninalangova9763
      @ninalangova9763 4 года назад

      Thanks for reminder lmao

    • @importedyeet340
      @importedyeet340 4 года назад

      I - i cannnnt

  • @mskiki704
    @mskiki704 3 года назад +648

    Levi: *slaps me*
    Me: *slaps him back*
    Him: *beats me up*

    • @loonyhoe5862
      @loonyhoe5862 3 года назад +26

      But let’s be real here it’d be like that xD

    • @sandyzx19
      @sandyzx19 3 года назад +11

      Damn

    • @novaleez
      @novaleez 2 года назад +8

      Me: *beats him up*

    • @Ode-To-Dusk
      @Ode-To-Dusk 2 года назад +4

      *Turns into emo edgy demon and flies away cutely*

    • @carmyn7159
      @carmyn7159 2 года назад +2

      Worth it…

  • @Shin-tu2rr
    @Shin-tu2rr 5 лет назад +1151

    Levi: Have I made myself clear?
    Me: Yes dadd-
    Levi: *slaps Have I made myself clear?!!!
    Me: Yes CAPTAIN!

    • @hitoshishinsou1994
      @hitoshishinsou1994 4 года назад +2

      •Nezuko Kamado• lol

    • @Strawbunny3266
      @Strawbunny3266 4 года назад +5

      AYE AYE CAPTAIN
      OHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @hange11
      @hange11 4 года назад

      @•Nezuko Kamado• No he is a master😶

    • @hange11
      @hange11 4 года назад +1

      @•Nezuko Kamado• No he is a master😶

    • @themtachunguschannel3403
      @themtachunguschannel3403 4 года назад

      @@hange11 oop i- ngl doe ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

  • @thekawaiiloverosegamer2016
    @thekawaiiloverosegamer2016 5 лет назад +540

    **eating my ramen** Levi: what’s that look *me: O.O *while slurping a noodle*

  • @lennyssister2117
    @lennyssister2117 5 лет назад +752

    MY MIND IS TELING ME NOOOOO M M BUT MY BODY MY BIDY IS TELLING ME YESSSSS

  • @zaira.a3527
    @zaira.a3527 4 года назад +655

    levi: "get those hands moving, yk what i mean"
    me: *starts moping the floor*
    levi: "mmm so you can be obedient, it's good to see you doing this right in front of me"
    2020 gang 👇👇👇👇

    • @whirlpool01
      @whirlpool01 3 года назад +1

      Just got here today out of pure interest whether it was on the patreon or it was also on the YT channel.
      I'm not sure whether I regret it or not-

    • @whirlpool01
      @whirlpool01 3 года назад

      @@ChickenMaster610 How old are you exactly?- Before someone explains

    • @fourgatsu
      @fourgatsu 3 года назад +1

      @@whirlpool01 same but idk what he means

    • @whirlpool01
      @whirlpool01 3 года назад

      @@fourgatsu I'll let someone else explain cuz im too lazy to explain myself :,)

    • @_Vamp_
      @_Vamp_ 3 года назад +7

      2021 gang ?

  • @hennessyvenom9050
    @hennessyvenom9050 5 лет назад +724

    My favorite thing about ASMRs is the difference in opinions I have with people. For instance, with Levi, everyone pictures a hard ass who enjoys BDSM and rough roll play. *BUT* what if he's a literal sweetheart or softy when he gets you alone? What if he's the type who's rough in the streets but soft in the sheets? Idk man. I mean, obviously our man's a hard ass for good reason, but what if he's also got a big heart? I'm just saying..

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  5 лет назад +192

      Good point! I think the reason I took this take on him is due to his reluctance to open up completely for fear of losing another. So the carnal aspects of his expression is more like his shield protecting himself from properly expressing his vulnerabilities. I had planned to delve into his soft side but at this point feel like he hasn't built up enough trust in the listener's ability to survive. He wants to but as of now isnt ready to face the potential to be hurt.

    • @hennessyvenom9050
      @hennessyvenom9050 5 лет назад +38

      Yagami Yato That makes sense. It does take an immeasurable amount of trust to truly care for someone, especially during the time in his life, what with everyone he's ever cared about either abandoning him or dying. I like that you've given so much time and thought into each character you voice, and that with every character, you've built a story for the listener and the character. It's incredible really. Not too many people actually dive into their characters like this. Bravo

    • @AlbedoDream
      @AlbedoDream 4 года назад +4

      Hennessy Venom, Awe! I wanna see that now! ❤️

    • @just_jayden._.901
      @just_jayden._.901 4 года назад +3

      Ikr😅

    • @nikekin
      @nikekin 4 года назад +4

      I think Isayama even said that he's a sub

  • @ochakouraraka6436
    @ochakouraraka6436 4 года назад +2522

    Plot twist:
    *he's talking to a can of lysol*
    THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES BRO AAAAA-

    • @depression2461
      @depression2461 4 года назад +55

      Ochako Uraraka W....Why

    • @su-jinjeon4870
      @su-jinjeon4870 4 года назад +40

      WHYYY... THE F-- Ya'll- i- you know wHat-- I'm DonE- I Can'T witH tHesE aNymOre

    • @vy-yq8hx
      @vy-yq8hx 4 года назад +9

      💀💀💀💀

    • @ochakouraraka6436
      @ochakouraraka6436 4 года назад +4

      @Deadheartbeat NO

    • @ochakouraraka6436
      @ochakouraraka6436 4 года назад +8

      @@depression2461 no clue just mineta chased me here and I ended up in the wrong anime help-

  • @destroyingeternals
    @destroyingeternals 4 года назад +1795

    This actually happened by the way
    Me:**sneezing multipe times**
    Levi: how dare you smirk
    Me: **chokes on a sneeze**
    Me: *wat*

  • @lukeythegreat4994
    @lukeythegreat4994 3 года назад +236

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Titan outside the window: so we bout to kiss right now?.....

    • @addieraejones
      @addieraejones 3 года назад +2

      LMFAOOO BYE

    • @hashd37
      @hashd37 3 года назад +1

      I LAUGHED TO HARD AT THIS 😭🤚

  • @maycipher4161
    @maycipher4161 5 лет назад +728

    19:16
    Levi:Say my name
    Me:Levi
    Levi:your god damn right
    😁😆😂💜💜💜💜💜
    I can’t help it 😆

    • @Cara-May
      @Cara-May 5 лет назад +9

      may cipher really? I was gonna say: m.ruclips.net/video/yzRrpDgTDQo/видео.html

    • @iTeeTunes
      @iTeeTunes 5 лет назад +11

      Cara-May The singer/songwriter I literally laughed so fucking loud at like 6am
      Thank you for that 😂😂

    • @Cara-May
      @Cara-May 5 лет назад +3

      0fficialTee you're welcome! 😂😂😂✌️

    • @mynamesjeff2262
      @mynamesjeff2262 5 лет назад +3

      CAPTAIN GOD DAMN LEVI

    • @iambb6053
      @iambb6053 5 лет назад +2

      *You're

  • @lynnyah6713
    @lynnyah6713 4 года назад +755

    Me depressed with a sleep disorder
    Therapist: What do you do, when you're down and can't sleep that make you feel better?
    Me: Ahhhm.. Listen music... 😳
    Therapist: Oh that's good, what a kind of music?
    Me: ooohhhfff... It's hard to explain.

  • @BoingoBurger
    @BoingoBurger 4 года назад +1727

    anything: 18+
    me when I was 11: Haha yeah totally
    (edit) If you're actually under 13 go back to youtube kids

    • @Yimika777
      @Yimika777 4 года назад +86

      🅐🅡🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅕🅤🅒🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅓🅔🅐🅓🅐🅢🅢 🅡🅝

    • @BoingoBurger
      @BoingoBurger 4 года назад +113

      @@Yimika777 Bro I used to put my birth date as 1987 because fo the bite of 87 lmAO

    • @Yimika777
      @Yimika777 4 года назад +47

      Tootsie The Demon 🅘- 🅦🅗🅐🅣 🅐🅝 🅘🅒🅞🅝

    • @きしかりかうぃい
      @きしかりかうぃい 4 года назад +26

      We have the same age👁️👄👁️

    • @BoingoBurger
      @BoingoBurger 4 года назад +16

      @@きしかりかうぃい so you were born in 1987 or you're 11

  • @silhxuette4321
    @silhxuette4321 4 года назад +457

    My mom: "awh she watches anime, so wholesome"
    Me: "Yeah..*Slowly puts phone away* SO wholesome..."

    • @lisathevampire8457
      @lisathevampire8457 3 года назад +3

      LMAO THAT HAPPENED TO ME

    • @barbiedumma
      @barbiedumma 3 года назад +9

      My parents aren't happy at all bc i watch anime so ur luckyy

    • @jungkookswife6867
      @jungkookswife6867 3 года назад +1

      Midoriya is currently not speaking to me

    • @iamlexaa
      @iamlexaa 3 года назад +1

      BYEEEEEE LMFAOOOO

    • @iamlexaa
      @iamlexaa 3 года назад +1

      @@jungkookswife6867 todoroki?????

  • @r0ryozz
    @r0ryozz 5 лет назад +1652

    Levi? Sexy.
    Hotel? Trivago.
    Edit: My dad walks past: **ultimate poker face**
    My dad leaves: **tomato face explosion and huge nosebleed**

    • @cassie7328
      @cassie7328 5 лет назад +25

      What's with all the Trivago shit? Wtf have I missed?

    • @r0ryozz
      @r0ryozz 5 лет назад +20

      @@cassie7328 lol its a joke from the add she says 'hotel? Trivago' and ppl put stuff in front to be funny 😂😂

    • @cassie7328
      @cassie7328 5 лет назад +14

      @@r0ryozz lol Ok I'm late to the party

    • @r0ryozz
      @r0ryozz 5 лет назад +9

      @@cassie7328 not at all 😂😂😂😂

    • @randomstars2121
      @randomstars2121 5 лет назад +4

      Yep

  • @elisapiva3309
    @elisapiva3309 4 года назад +576

    "we have to get to the bottom of this today"
    it's me, I'm bottom🧚🏻✨

  • @ioanaangheluta6451
    @ioanaangheluta6451 5 лет назад +450

    Levi: Do I rattle something up in you?
    Me: It's called social anxiety. Tought you knew about it.

    • @skylerwolf4998
      @skylerwolf4998 5 лет назад +10

      Me every single fucking day...social anxiety is a bitch isn't it..?

    • @Azul-lu9xo
      @Azul-lu9xo 4 года назад +1

      LayLaLay 12 tehehe I made the like count to 69 😏

    • @zennieluvsyou6658
      @zennieluvsyou6658 4 года назад +1

      ON GOD THAT IS A MOOD!

    • @ShotoTodoroki-xm3ut
      @ShotoTodoroki-xm3ut 4 года назад

      ꅐꁝꋬ꓄ ꋬꋪꏂ ꌦꄲ꒤ ꒯ꄲ꒐ꋊꍌ ꁝꏂꋪꏂ

    • @zzzzzzzzzz5828
      @zzzzzzzzzz5828 4 года назад

      @@skylerwolf4998 yeah right

  • @avaa06
    @avaa06 4 года назад +172

    Levi: “ when you’re on your knees like that do you feel intimidated? do you feel scared?..”
    Me: OLAF IS TALLER THAN YOU- HOW CAN I BE INTIMIDATED JSHSKDBDKDN

  • @levisshorty744
    @levisshorty744 4 года назад +545

    mikasa and eren at the door:👁👄👁🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻 FULL SPEED AHEAD

  • @iwantfriedchicken.c619
    @iwantfriedchicken.c619 4 года назад +645

    10:20
    Levi: “how dare u smirk”
    Me: “does the Debby Ryan smirk”

  • @prettyfish6747
    @prettyfish6747 5 лет назад +1081

    Levi: “ it’s not my fault I’m hitting you...”
    Me: “ oH rEaLLy?!? iTs nOt?! “

    • @izzy_bizzyXDD
      @izzy_bizzyXDD 4 года назад +13

      i’m just gonna leave your likes at 69 -v-

    • @prettyfish6747
      @prettyfish6747 4 года назад +6

      ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜʏ hahaha

    • @XenithsPsyche
      @XenithsPsyche 4 года назад +7

      Wait.. that username.. I see you in like literally all of the Yagami videos that I’ve watched??

    • @izzy_bizzyXDD
      @izzy_bizzyXDD 4 года назад +5

      I am dead sshhhhhhhh 🤫 i was never here

    • @prettyfish6747
      @prettyfish6747 4 года назад +5

      Shinsou Hitoshi hehe 😜

  • @bitteraspect8773
    @bitteraspect8773 4 года назад +128

    Me: *listening to this at 5am*
    Levi: "say my name"
    Me: *imitates fly*
    Levi: "yea, just like that"
    Me: *bursts out laughing*

  • @sanyiamartin6333
    @sanyiamartin6333 4 года назад +1635

    👉👈this is why I have no boyfriend

  • @blueroguexxx2145
    @blueroguexxx2145 5 лет назад +746

    Levi: say my name
    Me: say my name say my name if no one is around you say baby I love you
    And this is why we can’t have nice things
    ‘Edit I forgot about this and now here we are, why dose this have so many likes lmaooo’

    • @camcmila
      @camcmila 5 лет назад +10

      Omg yes im queefing.

    • @Bimbo-w1n
      @Bimbo-w1n 5 лет назад +9

      FBI...(So whose history did you stalk to get here?)

    • @kawaiipanda7212
      @kawaiipanda7212 5 лет назад +2

      @@Bimbo-w1nLMFAO. XD

    • @レゼ-n2w
      @レゼ-n2w 5 лет назад +1

      mEEE

    • @anonymphity
      @anonymphity 5 лет назад +2

      @@Bimbo-w1n nah they are just on break and need stress relief.

  • @lexigordon759
    @lexigordon759 5 лет назад +360

    My Friend, I fluffying love you

  • @AndreaLaRock
    @AndreaLaRock 3 года назад +164

    Levi: “Drop down and give me 200!”
    Me: “what, dollars?! Because honey I cannot do 200 push ups let’s establish that now.”

    • @jiroukyoka985
      @jiroukyoka985 3 года назад +1

      Fr, and I’m so broke I’d be like ‘I mean I got 1’s, can we stretch the payment over the next year-?’

    • @maijane5154
      @maijane5154 2 года назад +3

      I can’t even COUNT to 200 let alone do a push up

    • @chronasinrah
      @chronasinrah Год назад +1

      I just stared at the screen, then said, "How do sit ups sound instead?"