Me: *not paying attention to the asmr just waiting for the '' '' '' part* Levi: Say Yes Sir! Me:*Get shocked* YES SIR!!! Levi: WRONG! Me: WHUTTTTTTT!!!?????!!?!!?!?
You have to say "Yes Shorty!" Or "Yes Heichou!" I see Eren do it all the time....but then Eren disappears and dosen't come back for 30 minutes.... and turns up with Bruises....Mikasa is becoming even more pissed with Heichou.....help us....
Levi: *perhaps where I'm hitting you In that sweet rump of yours* Me : *starts tearing up cuz Levi is not physically real* Me: *looking up* Sister: why are you looking up Me : I want to cry but my foundation was 48 dollars
Levi: "you're a minute late" me: "umm okay?" Levi: "is it that you're trying to get my punishment?" me: "hold on now, it was just a minute" Levi: "get on your knees" me: "ALRIGHT THEN"
Levi: “you might just end up enticing me more then you intended to.” Me: Ayyyyy💃🏽look at me💃🏽Ayyyyy 💃🏽ayyy💃🏽 WAHH😱Ooooo 💃🏽look at me💃🏽 slow motion💃🏽 slow motion 💃🏽
Levi: say my name Me: short cleaning fairy with anger issues that gets turned on by tide. Okay..I come back a year later and see that I have over 1,000 likes..? WhAt? I'm shook.-
Levi: I can see you modeling different things in my mind Me: *imagines self in a skin tight titan costume* Edit: I come back a year later after getting a reply notification to see all these crack head replies wtf. Edit 2: now I’m getting a ton of notifications. What are you guys doing here omg 😂😂😂
levi: "get those hands moving, yk what i mean" me: *starts moping the floor* levi: "mmm so you can be obedient, it's good to see you doing this right in front of me" 2020 gang 👇👇👇👇
My favorite thing about ASMRs is the difference in opinions I have with people. For instance, with Levi, everyone pictures a hard ass who enjoys BDSM and rough roll play. *BUT* what if he's a literal sweetheart or softy when he gets you alone? What if he's the type who's rough in the streets but soft in the sheets? Idk man. I mean, obviously our man's a hard ass for good reason, but what if he's also got a big heart? I'm just saying..
Good point! I think the reason I took this take on him is due to his reluctance to open up completely for fear of losing another. So the carnal aspects of his expression is more like his shield protecting himself from properly expressing his vulnerabilities. I had planned to delve into his soft side but at this point feel like he hasn't built up enough trust in the listener's ability to survive. He wants to but as of now isnt ready to face the potential to be hurt.
Yagami Yato That makes sense. It does take an immeasurable amount of trust to truly care for someone, especially during the time in his life, what with everyone he's ever cared about either abandoning him or dying. I like that you've given so much time and thought into each character you voice, and that with every character, you've built a story for the listener and the character. It's incredible really. Not too many people actually dive into their characters like this. Bravo
Me depressed with a sleep disorder Therapist: What do you do, when you're down and can't sleep that make you feel better? Me: Ahhhm.. Listen music... 😳 Therapist: Oh that's good, what a kind of music? Me: ooohhhfff... It's hard to explain.
Levi: “ when you’re on your knees like that do you feel intimidated? do you feel scared?..” Me: OLAF IS TALLER THAN YOU- HOW CAN I BE INTIMIDATED JSHSKDBDKDN
Levi: say my name Me: say my name say my name if no one is around you say baby I love you And this is why we can’t have nice things ‘Edit I forgot about this and now here we are, why dose this have so many likes lmaooo’
Me:*yawning extremely*
Levi: how dare you smirk right now.
Me:!?....dude,I'm yawning....?!
😂😂
*YAWN*
Lmoa
Your comment made me yawn
I love this comment section 🤣🤣🤣
Levi: "On your knees"
Me: *inhuman screeching*
me: i can translate this ! (screeching) me: ur welcome.
Why did you make me laugh I don’t laugh ever thank you
Yes me too I can't ahhhhhhhhh jdgysjdvxjgmvefhbd
~stands on tiptoes~
But the problem is I’m probably his height on my knees 💀
levi: say my name
me: thanos
levi: yeah thats right
I snorted the second I read this 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
* dies *
😂😂 beatiful👏
Oh Dios 😂😂😂
@@kingfox5458 same
The video: 🥵🙄🥴😳
The comments: 🤣😲😂😏
Pure gold
LOL-
So nothing out of the ordinary then?✨
Okgay🤷♀️
I Mean yea a that's how it supposed to go right?😂
@@Mrshortclean yep😂😂😂
@@jiroukyoka985 I thought so-
“Say my name.”
“...Mr. Clean?”
“Yeah, that’s right.”
Y o l a n yes sir~
WorDs Can HuRt
WHAT THE
@@Wtf-he4sv I-
@@leviowens3444 um uhh
levi: "say my name"
me: *shorty*
levi: "yea, just like that"
Levi: "Say my name"
Me: *hot head*
Levi "Yea just like that"
XD
😂
Mackenzie Fiona that’s what I thought when he said that XD
Levi: say my name
Me: *alien emo thing that gives me depression! >:v*
Levi: ye just like that
(It's just a joke I'm sorry if I triggered anybody)
This how many times Levi said; "Just like that..."
⬇️
⬇️
⬇️
As I read it he said it 😳
1.4k lmfao 😂
@Alexis Kruger you saw nothing
@@leviamajiki-satoru747 i did
@@pumpkinette16 same I-
plot twist: he was talking to a cleaning product.
fabulosu
Just, lysol can or a mop
Always.
LOL😂😂😂😂
JSUSIDNFUWODHED LMAO😂😂
“Say my name.”
Uh- big chungus.
“That’s right.”
Hah-
STOP I CANT BREATHE 😂😭
*i W H E E Z E D*
IM WHEEZING PLUS I CANT BREATHE
YASSS
Lmfao 🤣
Levi: Have I made myself clear?.. **WHIP** HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR!??
Me: yES Dadd-
I MEAN- CAPTAIN
I said something really weird.... I said "So this is how you trained Eren!"
@@gothiccrow8574 oHMYGOd
😂🤣
True
@@karaakles9139 *insert Lenny face*
*wig*
*_s n a t c h e d._*
*I’m*
*s h o o k.*
*Hotel*
*_T R I V A G O_*
*big*
*c h u n g u s*
Yoongiverse_Otaku 666 god damnit i was gonna do that😂
Weiss owo
levi: "say yes sir"
me: "yes papi"
levi: *slap* "WRONG"
me: "damn"🧎
I enjoyed that slap
@@jungkookswife6867 same😏
Guess this 🧎🏻🏌🏼
@@kokichisimp1611 i just got killed by nishinoya what a blessing
@@fullyalivee7 😚
“Say my name”
Sweetie I can barely remember my own name sometimes
Shut Up Simba.
Shut up Paul, your kids never got their veronica sandwichXD
Toshinori Yagi MY boys a homosexual he wouldn’t want Veronica what are you saying 🤔
Same
Me too
Levi: "what do you want to see"
Me: "your dic-"
Levi: *slap*
I'm screaming
Whyyyy lol meeee
*w h e E zE*
Dont let this die. *please.*
Me: memes about yo--
*LE SLAP*
"Or else, I'll have to punish you".
DO IT
**realizes**
Wait...
End up with a tooth flying out of your mouth!! LOL!!
And then you be like BRUH WTF DID I JUST DO?!
People didn't learn what happened to Eren.
😂😂
😂😂 thats my sometimes
‘My teeth around your neck..’
Me: 🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺TITAN🤺I🤺SAID🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺
bruh no wonder big ed wont watch this
🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺 HORNY🤺LEVI🤺I🤺SAID🤺STAY🤺BACK🤺
🤣💀🤣💀
@@안웅-e4g the F SHITTY HAIR?!
Oml- xD
On todays episode of “Things I Didn’t Know Turned Me On”
😳
Totally me
AHHAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO ACURATE HEHSJSKA
MEE!!!
Fr hhahaha🤣
"when you're on your knees, do you feel intimidated?"
well we're at eye level now, so. . .
🤣👌🏻
This killed me 😂
YOU DID NOTTT
AND YOURE SMOOTH WIT IT TOOOO ♪~(´ε` )
I've never wheezed so hard in my LIFEEEE lmaoooo
Levi: drop down and give me 200
Me: *Jumps over the wall*
Mood
Omg, that was me
Haha *NOPE*
Me : "Take me you idiotic Titans, TAKE ME PLEASE"
Levi : "Get back here cadet! "
😂 Mood
Levi: "slap"
me: 👁️💧👄💧👁️
xD
I would cry and punch Mr midget
👁💧👄💧👁
Me too buddy
Levi:slaps me*
Me inside:gay~
yes true 😭 he hit me with the frikin belt 😭
Levi: You’re a bad little cadet.
Fly: *ZOOM*
Levi: And you want me.
Fly: *ZOOM*
Cameron Elizabeth LMAO
LMAOSWRGJIUDDE 💀🤚🏽
shattered crystal bzzzzzzzz
THE DOOR 👉🚪
mi pan zouzouzouzouzouzou
Levi: Tell me soldier
Me: Trust me, you don’t want to know.
꧁KᎥηMer꧂ Jσнηѕση Audrey don’t tell him, you shouldn’t have told me, but you did, and I’m telling you, you don’t wanna know.
No one:
Literally no one:
My mind rn:*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM*
Let’s spend the night together for now till forever!
*Inserts music disc*
Same 👌
LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER! FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVERRR! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM-
@@pastel._.kai3195 BOOM BOOM BOOM
3:36
Levi: "get into it"
Me: "yahhh get into ittt"
Levi: 👁👄👁
why did i also do that
GET INTO ITTTTT YASS
YAAAAASS
GEEETTTT IINNNTTTTOOO ITTTT GIRRRLLL
i can *hear* this-
50 Shades of Ackerman.
hah!!!!!
@RUclips’s Friendly Neighborhood atheist *NO!!!!*
@RUclips’s Friendly Neighborhood atheist *Do not want*
DAYUMMM IF THAT WAS A MOVIE ID GET IT
The only movie i would watch XD
Levi: "What am I to you?"
Me: Gay
Levi: "............."
Me:ehehehehe
Suga Kookies dat profile pick is something That I wanT-
Gay for Eren???????????????????????
For EREN.
@@justdumb5195 SRYGRE3YBXSSHJLIFDC
Holy s*** I can't stop laughing
Levi: "move your hands"
Me: "ok but you asked for it 😏-
SIKEEEEEE"
Levi: *wondering what I'm doing*
👁️👄👁️
Me: *agressivly does naruto handsings*
Bro that’s what I was thinking LMAO
*Aggressively does it with you*
*aggressivly copies*
Levi slapping me
Me: DETROIT SMAAAAASH
*DETRIOT SMEEEEESHHH!!*
Miu kuro MA’AM YOUR IN THE WRONG ANIME
I'll detroit smash Levi any day
(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Im sorry ill just leave
UNITED STATES OF SMAAAAAAAASH
*DETROIT SMAAAAAAAAAASH*
Me: *not paying attention to the asmr just waiting for the '' '' '' part*
Levi: Say Yes Sir!
Me:*Get shocked* YES SIR!!!
Levi: WRONG!
Me: WHUTTTTTTT!!!?????!!?!!?!?
OH GOD MY DIRTY MIND
@@katsukibakugou3545 haha same😂
Ikr
Why
You have to say "Yes Shorty!" Or "Yes Heichou!" I see Eren do it all the time....but then Eren disappears and dosen't come back for 30 minutes.... and turns up with Bruises....Mikasa is becoming even more pissed with Heichou.....help us....
15:20
Levi: “have I made myself clear?.....*SMACK* HaVe I MAdE mY SElf ClEArR?!”
Me: *starts busting out laughing*
Thanks for the likes!
😂😂😂😂😂
That was me throughout the whole video xD
LMFAO
YIS U HAS SIRRRR
THAT WAS ME😂😂😂
Levi: "Get those hands moving"
Me: *starts dancing like a GTA stripper*
my first thougt was "somebody come get her shes dancing like a stripper"
@@cryptidgault7475 nice name :)
**does the wap dance**
@@zukineversensei2052 LMAO
Not me wheezing like a kettle-
no one:
no one at all:
the titan outside the window: 👁 👄 👁
STOP BYE LMFAODJDND
Screaming 😂😂😂
BAHAH if i wasnt at school id be laughing soooo fucking hard
Why can't I stop laughing! 😂
@IcarusDoesStuff Lol I CNT BREATH💀💀💀
Levi: *perhaps where I'm hitting you
In that sweet rump of yours*
Me : *starts tearing up cuz Levi is not physically real*
Me: *looking up*
Sister: why are you looking up
Me : I want to cry but my foundation was 48 dollars
Moonlight At night HAAHAHAHAHAA
Kim there are people that are dying
I just found that meme earlier 😂
OMGGGG I love you 😂😂😂 best comment ever!!!
I know the feeling I dont wear foundation but I do wear powder and its $30
Levi: "you're a minute late"
me: "umm okay?"
Levi: "is it that you're trying to get my punishment?"
me: "hold on now, it was just a minute"
Levi: "get on your knees"
me: "ALRIGHT THEN"
IKR LIKE CHILLLLLLLLLLLL
He did say dont be even a minute later 😔😔
HAHAHA
AJSJAJAJAJ
Like chill babe🙄
Levi - "Get those hands moving"
Me- **Does the Chika Dance**
I can imagine that so well...
GOD SAVE ME AJDJFNFINRTIF
when I read that he said it lolll
JDJDIENJD
@@years3604 hello captain
Hahahaha yes!!! PLZZZ
no one:
mosquito in the background: 👁👄👁
I WHEEZED
ME RIGHT NOW ORMAKNWIWNEIEBW
Mosquito: Free porn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
XD
@@mizukishikeiko136 XD
Levi: You know what this is
Me: Uh no
Levi: This is a riding crop
Me: *literally starts screaming my head off at 1am*
I'm the 69th like
I'm 661
Commander Erwin on the other side of the door like O.O
Uhm..why are you in this anime?
Tf you doing here Bakugou?!
Bakugo did you get lost? Your in the wrong anime
rail me.
NOOO IM THINKING ABOUT IT NOWWWW
(11:04) Levi: Get on your hands and knees
Me: Oh, so you want me to be Cart Titan??!
LMAOO
LMAOO PLEASE I WHEEZED 💀💀
LMAOOOOOO
Please 😂
@Alice Yenz Gandson yessir
From here I can feel your breath, hot an heavy ~
Me:Well no duh, I had spicy ramen
Him~It suits you
Me:Are you saying I'm poor
-Bish slaps~
This comment made me smile c:
I'm glad, keep up the good work ^^
Lmao
This is the best oml you're amazing :3
wHEZEE ;-;
Levi: “Say my name”
Me: “short ass gremlin.”
Levi: “...you take that back.”
All Might ?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! O.o
Holly Kiara I’m just hanging out and uuh being weird :)
All Might XD fair enough, no judgements here... I mean... I can’t talk... guess neither of us can resist the clean freak XD
Holly Kiara **wheeze**
LISTEN-
Two hundred? Two hundred pushups?. Excuse me?! I can't even do one.
[Edit]HOLY JEEZUMS o.O 2.2k likes?!
[Edit] 69 replies? 👀 Oop-
@Ch3rry - b0t I can do 0 before I die
SAME!
@@overly_unproductive4284 I can do -20.
I can't even get into the position without falling on my face T^T
Same fam
Levi: “you might just end up enticing me more then you intended to.”
Me: Ayyyyy💃🏽look at me💃🏽Ayyyyy 💃🏽ayyy💃🏽 WAHH😱Ooooo 💃🏽look at me💃🏽 slow motion💃🏽 slow motion 💃🏽
THIS HAD NO BUSINESS BEING SO FUNNY
I can't get that sound out of my headdd, and this just made me laugh
............
WEEZEEEEEE---
AYY LOOK AT ME🌚🌚☕
@Akame Studiosアカメ JAJAJJAJAJA the pain we suffer as a weeb-
PLZZZ 😂😂😂😂
Levi: say my name
Me: short cleaning fairy with anger issues that gets turned on by tide.
Okay..I come back a year later and see that I have over 1,000 likes..? WhAt? I'm shook.-
Sabrina Wells I LOVE THIS 😂👍
I'm dying! XD Someone help...… XD
Oh God I'm mf wheezing I can't bReAtH
Hilarious as fudge.. #brofist
Facts tho
Levi: say my name
Me: captain short
*WIG = SNATCHED*
My wigs snatched
god damn right
OOF >w
WHHHHEEEEZZZEE!!!
*Busted down my door* WHERE MY HEADPHONES AT?!?!?!?!
GURL DAT POOR DOOR-
Teehee
(Breaks headphones)
(Runs away)
*HaHAhAhAhhAa*
*WHY IS EVERYONE BREAKING THINGS I GOTTA PAY FOR THIS*
this is why we can’t have nice things.
@@nicolageorge7916 *Has a blank face* 0_0 *R U N*
Levi: "say my name"
Me: "CLEAN FREAK!"
Levi: "yea just like that"
I called him Greg...
@@remus1401 sounds about right
@@remus1401 You have a *death wish* don't you?
That is his man
Sister:this is your porn
Me : *sips holy water*
Yes ... Yes it is
Actually.............. *its something better*
@@kills99ofhoes15 *Its our life* even tho ur in the wrong anime and shouldn't be watching this😀
@@erwincerojales9176 oop-
I gave this comment 666 likes jajsjsjsjsn 💀
Haha but it’s true
Levi: " You're exactly one minute late"
Me: *Jesus Christ take me home*
Bich a Mathematics person
Adraloves grapes *that one kid in math class that has to rat out someone for being a minute late when the teacher didn’t realize*
The same omg...
I dont think jesus will take you..
しなっもんろっ✔ wanna bet?
Levi:Say my name
Me:Toast
Levi:God damn right...
((Oh my god i can’t,im wheezing))
Toast?
Mmmmm ttttooooaaaassssttt
''Say my name''
Me: Big *chungus.*
Levi: *slap*
😂His name is toast now😂
"Say my name"
Me: uuhhmmmm levi?
'sMaCK!'
Me: the fuck is your name?? You tell everyone your lovie de fucc!!!
Levi: "On your knees"
Me who's getting the wrong idea: 😏😏😏😏
Omg I was thinking the same damn thing-
SAME
@@tr4sh.m.n169 Same...
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING AND WHEN HE SAID KEEP THOSE HANDS MOVING
Me:😩
Uh
Levi: Say my name
Me: Moto Moto
Levi: "yeah, just like that..''
Me: *pFft*
Dawg😂😂 I'm fuckin dieing😂😂
Oh, look out! I think Moto Moto likes youu~
Well... I think Moto Moto likes us 😏
BEST ONE YET
He like em big. He like em chunky.
Me: *trying to focuss on the audio*
Comment: *funny*
Me: *laughing and dying of nosebleed*
Did i type it right?
Tendou is beautiful, You can't change my mind.
MEEEEE
@@rravaelrio315 why hello
@@Bruhbruh09 OH MY FUCK, MY SIBLINGS
OMG SAME
Levi: I can see you modeling different things in my mind
Me: *imagines self in a skin tight titan costume* Edit: I come back a year later after getting a reply notification to see all these crack head replies wtf. Edit 2: now I’m getting a ton of notifications. What are you guys doing here omg 😂😂😂
Jxhxbdb I died
Hilariously creative★ #brofist
Eren is trigerd
yo.....wtf
@@emo_weeb_stanie1019 just dont question it
Levi: “What do u see in me?”
Me: A dumbass
Levi: *smackes me*
I think my soul left my body cuz I laughed so hard 🤣
Levi:Say yes sir.
Me:Yes daddy
Levi: *Smacks*
Levi: Wrong! Say it like you mean it.
Me: *in a caliuo voice* oh yes daddy
@@exla.mp4190 welcome to hell
@@exla.mp4190 ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ I forced my friend to listen to this and she's traumatized
@@exla.mp4190 ✨y e p✨
@@exla.mp4190 b e t
NOT CALLIOU BSJBDE
Levi:"What am I to you?"
Me: - Gets out notebook - *well you see here, sir-*
yee haw oOp-
Me: Pulls out slides power point * well since you asked sir let’s start with slide 1
Me listening to this
👁👄👁
Me after
👁//👄//👁
@Annie Leonheardt it do be like that
lmao yessir
Same
More like (//////.//////)
@@e.m.i.l.y957 do we not get eye privilege anymore I'm sorry that was the first thing I thought when I saw that reply
Levi: what am i to you?
Me: a joke✨
Levi: on your knees-
Me: WAOH WAOH WAOH BUDDY
Dunno whether to be like : STAY🤺TF🤺BACK🤺SIR🤺
Or: yessir🙇♀️captain💃sir🧎♀️🏌️
@@jiroukyoka985 the ending emojis.... they remind me of... a manga 😭😭😭
@@childeswife4574 broooo😂😂😂
Levi? hot.
Me? 🌊🌊🌊.
Pants? off.
Yagami? yato.
Hotel? trivago.
Phone: Dirty
@Kageyama Tobio .... Kageyama... what are you doing here?
@Kageyama Tobio kageyama.... Where is hinata... Does he know you do this kinda shit with other men- O-o
@@aiz8216 aizawa?! Wtf?!
@@ValkVT SHUSH DON'T TELL MIC-
Levi: Say my name.
Me being the smartass I am: "My name."
YES💀
Me-
YOU DESERVE A GUINESS WORLD RECORD THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD *claps claps*
My name 😎
He will Detroit Slash you
levi: say my name
me: mr. cleaning fetish
levi: yeah, that's right
Oof
o.o
oml where were you this entire time
Go back to him, he wants to clean the spider webs off the ceiling
hes a cleaning fairy
People who dont watch anime: "What do weebs do?"
Us: "Uhm..."
wE rEaD tHe BibLe aNd gO tO cHuRcH😇🙏🙏
WELL
UMM
I OOP-
NOO UMHH
ANYWAY SOO
WE WATCH ANIME WHILE HUGGING OUR BODY PILLOWS AND SOBBING OUR EYES OUT BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ARE REAL🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@nobody9355 TRUEEEEEEEE
@@moonmidnighthoneymitch5846 I KNOWWWWWWWWWW
Him: *calls me soldier*
Me: SOLDIER BOY UP IN DIS HOE!!!
(Literally 😉😂)
(Edit: wow!!!! So many likes! Thx!!!)
Wolf_sin_of_mercy xD SOLDIER BOI TELL EM
Wolf_sin_of_mercy xD 😂😂😂
*WATCH ME CRANK AND WATCH ME ROLL*
Toshinori Yagi *AND WATCH ME ROLL*
Wolf_sin_of_mercy xD omg 😂😂😂😂
"drop down and give me 200."
Me:
*drops to the floor and draws 200 on a paper*
I can't breathe 😂😂
Levi would so kick your ass- 😂😂😂
Smartass, I like it. But he would kick your ass for that
I NEVER WHEEZED SO HARD IN MY LIFE🤣🤣🤣
Smart😂😂
"I'll have to punish you but knowing you, I bet you'd like that"
Me automatically: ❤💋S T E P. O N. M E. 💋❤
He knows us so well
He knows us to good😭
P R E A C H
Biting kicking scratching is ON THE TABLE.
Don't forget about slapping, bruising, and did I mention fire is also good?
T H E R E A R E N O L I M I T S
I would let him step on me and tell him sorry for ruining his shoes
Levi: "get does hands moving "
Me: tries to do do the Naruto hand signals
Also me: oop wrong anime
Sameee
one of shinos fly’s on the wall:
👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👄👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
I can’t even do the hand signals I don’t even understand them loll
Nah nah wrong moment..
*Has algebra homework*
Me: puts headphones on, while doing math well if only this we're class 😅❤
... I think I’m in the wrong anime how do I get back....
Shoto Todoroki I think you need to find either a BNHA related ASMR... orrr, I just don’t know what else to do :P
... We both need to get back...
Denki Kaminari Pika Pika ..... -_-
O^O I- uhhh can I have a hug from one of you- HHHHH
Same bro 😔🤚 couldn’t find a JoJo asmr
Nobody:
Hange next door: 👁👄👁
Pff-
Oh my-🤣🤣🤣 I can’t
Hange be like HAHAHAHAHA SHOrTY WHY ARE YOU DOiNG THiS HAHAHAHAHA Levi: 😳😃✋
@Peyton Robinson HAHAHAHAHA SHE WOULD MAKE FUN OF HIM
what did he sayyyyyyyyy-
Levi: "I want you to scream my name"
Me: *Inhale* LE-
My mom: *no*
Damn 👀💧👄💧👀
@Pisces Fire 19:13 it wasn't exactly scream my name but it has to do with his name
Okay well then do it
@@naution227 yo.
Whenever I scream Levi, my mom says:
*HE’S MINE*
levi: its not my fault i'm hitting you
me: then who's is it? *The invisible man's?!*
Is that a queen reference? Is it the invisible man tho
Sayori? Where is monika? Did she send you this >:(
VOON WEN JING moe It was Yuri.
@@sayori692 oh ok
🤣🤣🤣
*Sees 18+ sign*
*Me being 17.*
*"I mean... I'm 18 next year... So technically I'm a 18 years old c:"*
*9 min in.*
*Drown in tears of Jesus*
*cackling intensifies*
*one year later*
Nao your 18
Bruh same lol
EmelaiiNilsson *YOU SUMMONED ME*
honey im thirteen😁
Levi: never fear
Me: CAUSE I AM HERE ALMIGTH
*oh shit wrong anime*
Lol
Tamiki Amajiki what you doing here 👁👄👁
Hehe
I’ve seen tamaik, bakugo, denki, todoroki, uruaka I’m concerned why are there so many children here-
I AM HE- nevermind
* don't stop breathing *
*KEEP BREATHING KEEP DOING IT YEAH GOOD JOB.. JESUS CHRIST*
I became self conscious and now I forgot to breath.
You really will see Jesus Christ if you stop
When I think about the process of breathing or how humans breathe I end up stopping breathing
Thanks for reminder lmao
I - i cannnnt
Levi: *slaps me*
Me: *slaps him back*
Him: *beats me up*
But let’s be real here it’d be like that xD
Damn
Me: *beats him up*
*Turns into emo edgy demon and flies away cutely*
Worth it…
Levi: Have I made myself clear?
Me: Yes dadd-
Levi: *slaps Have I made myself clear?!!!
Me: Yes CAPTAIN!
•Nezuko Kamado• lol
AYE AYE CAPTAIN
OHHHHHHHHHHH
@•Nezuko Kamado• No he is a master😶
@•Nezuko Kamado• No he is a master😶
@@hange11 oop i- ngl doe ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
**eating my ramen** Levi: what’s that look *me: O.O *while slurping a noodle*
Todoroki could never xD
*This user has died of laughter*
i stg these comments have me rolling its 11pm
MY MIND IS TELING ME NOOOOO M M BUT MY BODY MY BIDY IS TELLING ME YESSSSS
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don't say no to this
MA BOOODEEEY
《Potato Weeb》 MA BODDDAAAYYY
MA BODAY TELLING ME YEEEEEESSSSS
Me: Lenny’s Sister I thought it was the other way around?
Kira: AHHHHH!!! ME TOO!!!!
levi: "get those hands moving, yk what i mean"
me: *starts moping the floor*
levi: "mmm so you can be obedient, it's good to see you doing this right in front of me"
2020 gang 👇👇👇👇
Just got here today out of pure interest whether it was on the patreon or it was also on the YT channel.
I'm not sure whether I regret it or not-
@@ChickenMaster610 How old are you exactly?- Before someone explains
@@whirlpool01 same but idk what he means
@@fourgatsu I'll let someone else explain cuz im too lazy to explain myself :,)
2021 gang ?
My favorite thing about ASMRs is the difference in opinions I have with people. For instance, with Levi, everyone pictures a hard ass who enjoys BDSM and rough roll play. *BUT* what if he's a literal sweetheart or softy when he gets you alone? What if he's the type who's rough in the streets but soft in the sheets? Idk man. I mean, obviously our man's a hard ass for good reason, but what if he's also got a big heart? I'm just saying..
Good point! I think the reason I took this take on him is due to his reluctance to open up completely for fear of losing another. So the carnal aspects of his expression is more like his shield protecting himself from properly expressing his vulnerabilities. I had planned to delve into his soft side but at this point feel like he hasn't built up enough trust in the listener's ability to survive. He wants to but as of now isnt ready to face the potential to be hurt.
Yagami Yato That makes sense. It does take an immeasurable amount of trust to truly care for someone, especially during the time in his life, what with everyone he's ever cared about either abandoning him or dying. I like that you've given so much time and thought into each character you voice, and that with every character, you've built a story for the listener and the character. It's incredible really. Not too many people actually dive into their characters like this. Bravo
Hennessy Venom, Awe! I wanna see that now! ❤️
Ikr😅
I think Isayama even said that he's a sub
Plot twist:
*he's talking to a can of lysol*
THANK YOU FOR THE LIKES BRO AAAAA-
Ochako Uraraka W....Why
WHYYY... THE F-- Ya'll- i- you know wHat-- I'm DonE- I Can'T witH tHesE aNymOre
💀💀💀💀
@Deadheartbeat NO
@@depression2461 no clue just mineta chased me here and I ended up in the wrong anime help-
This actually happened by the way
Me:**sneezing multipe times**
Levi: how dare you smirk
Me: **chokes on a sneeze**
Me: *wat*
how can you choke on a sneeze😂
fabsss_ 666 it happened to me once.....
[ THᎾtЅUᏦi BᎯᏦUHᎾE] BAHAHAHAHA
I’m choking on air rn-
Stephanie loves Anime OMG SAME-
No one:
Literally no one:
Titan outside the window: so we bout to kiss right now?.....
LMFAOOO BYE
I LAUGHED TO HARD AT THIS 😭🤚
19:16
Levi:Say my name
Me:Levi
Levi:your god damn right
😁😆😂💜💜💜💜💜
I can’t help it 😆
may cipher really? I was gonna say: m.ruclips.net/video/yzRrpDgTDQo/видео.html
Cara-May The singer/songwriter I literally laughed so fucking loud at like 6am
Thank you for that 😂😂
0fficialTee you're welcome! 😂😂😂✌️
CAPTAIN GOD DAMN LEVI
*You're
Me depressed with a sleep disorder
Therapist: What do you do, when you're down and can't sleep that make you feel better?
Me: Ahhhm.. Listen music... 😳
Therapist: Oh that's good, what a kind of music?
Me: ooohhhfff... It's hard to explain.
SpEcIaL mUsIc 😂
Yagami Music :>
*-Milky Way-* yes
THATS WHY IM LISTING TO THIS RN
Love..love songs 😺
anything: 18+
me when I was 11: Haha yeah totally
(edit) If you're actually under 13 go back to youtube kids
🅐🅡🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅕🅤🅒🅚🅘🅝🅖 🅓🅔🅐🅓🅐🅢🅢 🅡🅝
@@Yimika777 Bro I used to put my birth date as 1987 because fo the bite of 87 lmAO
Tootsie The Demon 🅘- 🅦🅗🅐🅣 🅐🅝 🅘🅒🅞🅝
We have the same age👁️👄👁️
@@きしかりかうぃい so you were born in 1987 or you're 11
My mom: "awh she watches anime, so wholesome"
Me: "Yeah..*Slowly puts phone away* SO wholesome..."
LMAO THAT HAPPENED TO ME
My parents aren't happy at all bc i watch anime so ur luckyy
Midoriya is currently not speaking to me
BYEEEEEE LMFAOOOO
@@jungkookswife6867 todoroki?????
Levi? Sexy.
Hotel? Trivago.
Edit: My dad walks past: **ultimate poker face**
My dad leaves: **tomato face explosion and huge nosebleed**
What's with all the Trivago shit? Wtf have I missed?
@@cassie7328 lol its a joke from the add she says 'hotel? Trivago' and ppl put stuff in front to be funny 😂😂
@@r0ryozz lol Ok I'm late to the party
@@cassie7328 not at all 😂😂😂😂
Yep
"we have to get to the bottom of this today"
it's me, I'm bottom🧚🏻✨
HAHAHA
You knever knew how right you were
I'm weezing jsndjsjdbdjdf-
Yup
@@jungkookswife6867 Shoto? what are you doing here?
Levi: Do I rattle something up in you?
Me: It's called social anxiety. Tought you knew about it.
Me every single fucking day...social anxiety is a bitch isn't it..?
LayLaLay 12 tehehe I made the like count to 69 😏
ON GOD THAT IS A MOOD!
ꅐꁝꋬ꓄ ꋬꋪꏂ ꌦꄲ꒤ ꒯ꄲ꒐ꋊꍌ ꁝꏂꋪꏂ
@@skylerwolf4998 yeah right
Levi: “ when you’re on your knees like that do you feel intimidated? do you feel scared?..”
Me: OLAF IS TALLER THAN YOU- HOW CAN I BE INTIMIDATED JSHSKDBDKDN
WAIT WHATBSHWHSH
E-Hahaha-e-even I’m t-taller and h-he’s more t-than twice m-my age...
BRO HES 5'3 AND IM 5'0...TF
mikasa and eren at the door:👁👄👁🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻 FULL SPEED AHEAD
Mikasa: I think we should leave.....
Eren: good ide- *slap* HOLY SH-
Mikasa: Shut up
Eren and mikasa: *starts walking away*
FULL SPEED AHEAD MR. SPOCK! ENERGIZE!!! Lol, I had to 😂😂
RUN EREH
I am speed
🧍♀️
10:20
Levi: “how dare u smirk”
Me: “does the Debby Ryan smirk”
I thought I was the only one😳
😏
I DID TOO
PFUAGAGAYYAGA
nO
Levi: “ it’s not my fault I’m hitting you...”
Me: “ oH rEaLLy?!? iTs nOt?! “
i’m just gonna leave your likes at 69 -v-
ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜʏ hahaha
Wait.. that username.. I see you in like literally all of the Yagami videos that I’ve watched??
I am dead sshhhhhhhh 🤫 i was never here
Shinsou Hitoshi hehe 😜
Me: *listening to this at 5am*
Levi: "say my name"
Me: *imitates fly*
Levi: "yea, just like that"
Me: *bursts out laughing*
👉👈this is why I have no boyfriend
Edit:💦
Levi is your boyfriend now
Shhhh!same here
I don't want one now.I happy with my body pillows and audios!
Same-
Levi: say my name
Me: say my name say my name if no one is around you say baby I love you
And this is why we can’t have nice things
‘Edit I forgot about this and now here we are, why dose this have so many likes lmaooo’
Omg yes im queefing.
FBI...(So whose history did you stalk to get here?)
@@Bimbo-w1nLMFAO. XD
mEEE
@@Bimbo-w1n nah they are just on break and need stress relief.
My Friend, I fluffying love you
Aww thanks!
Levi: “Drop down and give me 200!”
Me: “what, dollars?! Because honey I cannot do 200 push ups let’s establish that now.”
Fr, and I’m so broke I’d be like ‘I mean I got 1’s, can we stretch the payment over the next year-?’
I can’t even COUNT to 200 let alone do a push up
I just stared at the screen, then said, "How do sit ups sound instead?"