GTA Online Top 10 Most Annoying Types Of NPCs

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155  5 лет назад +1465

    Im sorry for the length of the video but there was many NPC types for me to cover. This is a list of really annoying npc types that I have ran across playing this game for so many years. Tell me guys is there any others that I missed?

    • @brandonhughes4571
      @brandonhughes4571 5 лет назад +42

      Yeah the army npc and there limitless supply of tanks and there insane amount of hits they get on you oh and hi your the best

    • @devontayoung5654
      @devontayoung5654 5 лет назад +13

      Yes NPCs are annoying as hell.

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior 5 лет назад +25

      Professional:
      Police: I'm gonna teach you a lesson (proceeds to pistol whip professional and empties a gun clip into him while he's down).
      The police system in GTA is so incredibly realistic, wow!

    • @Wumball
      @Wumball 5 лет назад +6

      To me the length of the video doesn’t matter if it’s a top 10, but good work I’ve been waiting for a video like this

    • @royharvey4238
      @royharvey4238 5 лет назад +2

      I have a question which crate warehouse place is the best one to buy any help will be appreciated

  • @ineedanamehelp7507
    @ineedanamehelp7507 5 лет назад +801

    Me: stands next to a cop for 0.002 seconds
    Cop: finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

    • @riggedsaw_
      @riggedsaw_ 4 года назад +21

      *B U S T E D*

    • @theterminator3907
      @theterminator3907 4 года назад +11

      Man that happens if you just stand too close to normal npcs too that are in groups theyll either 1. Run away 2. Just try to fight you

    • @Pnort
      @Pnort 4 года назад +4

      www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/ec6a4y/proof_that_the_cops_are_the_least_chill_people_in/?

    • @lorelorena5428
      @lorelorena5428 4 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @Catnap024
      @Catnap024 4 года назад +1

      @@theterminator3907 or #3 NPC screaming

  • @brandon249
    @brandon249 5 лет назад +7801

    The ones who turn in your lane while doing vehicle cargo

    • @jesushentaichrist7256
      @jesushentaichrist7256 5 лет назад +1045

      Player: *delivering vehicle cargo*
      Npc driver: _im gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move_

    • @maddog_27
      @maddog_27 5 лет назад +332

      B2Icey mmm bro I hate those so much. Happens all the time. Like stay in ur lane god damnit

    • @0megaJ0ker
      @0megaJ0ker 5 лет назад +87

      Imagine that happening during a MC raid.

    • @Dequavis-yf1ob
      @Dequavis-yf1ob 5 лет назад +106

      Especially the ones even when you turn the license plate and the paint the still go after you

    • @austinallen6419
      @austinallen6419 5 лет назад +50

      @@0megaJ0ker well that wouldnt make you lose a while lot of money. If some idiot npc turns i to your lane while delivering a vehicle, you can lose a few thousa d

  • @deltaneptune5985
    @deltaneptune5985 4 года назад +1589

    Me: accidently slightly bumps into a cop
    Cop: DROP THE WEAPON, I NEED BACK UP, OPEN FIRE

    • @champszn2865
      @champszn2865 4 года назад +12

      DeltaNeptune59 fr 😭

    • @loganedom8701
      @loganedom8701 4 года назад +114

      I've had a cop bump into me and still open fire.

    • @Monke-ht9kz
      @Monke-ht9kz 4 года назад +125

      Cop: PULL OVER NOW
      Me: Pulls over
      Cop: Kills me

    • @champszn2865
      @champszn2865 4 года назад +8

      Alpaca Llama thats gta logic for you

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 года назад +18

      Alpaca Llama I’ve seen cops do that to NPCs as well

  • @Ridz149
    @Ridz149 4 года назад +1362

    Me: staying still in car
    Cop: crashes into me
    Also cop: shoots me

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei 4 года назад +83

      *that's normal in Alabama*

    • @adriancadillo3081
      @adriancadillo3081 3 года назад +58

      @@ProcyonDei yeah happened with my step sis

    • @3ball260
      @3ball260 3 года назад +13

      @@adriancadillo3081 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @krnwilldoit
      @krnwilldoit 3 года назад +2

      @@adriancadillo3081 nah you mean u and your ***sister 😚😩😏😏

    • @ulsterunited8503
      @ulsterunited8503 3 года назад +3

      Nice pfp
      white octane and zombas?

  • @dugan_gibsond
    @dugan_gibsond 4 года назад +2369

    NPC traffic: A car once went across 8 lanes of traffic just to hit me while I was doing an import/export mission. I still have the clip haha

    • @ersil6360
      @ersil6360 4 года назад +165

      Upload it

    • @ian-hm6cx
      @ian-hm6cx 4 года назад +240

      I feel like AI is meant to hit you during I/E missions

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior 4 года назад +199

      It is scripted in the missions of Import Export for traffic to try and intentionally make you crash. Even when not doing import export, this script is still in effect a little bit, but gets increased when you do Import Export.
      What's even more sad is that GTA would be less demanding if Rockstar didn't waste CPU resources by making the game always try to calculate the exact moment a truck is supposed to jump in front of you to make you crash.

    • @apexswift8768
      @apexswift8768 4 года назад +5

      Dugan Gibson upload it

    • @BADWOLF-cs6ow
      @BADWOLF-cs6ow 4 года назад +12

      SNAP!!! they always do that
      Wen i do transporter they seem to get super speed to get to the junction so they can cross in front of me.

  • @Seto_Saotome
    @Seto_Saotome 5 лет назад +436

    NPC drivers are even more annoying during Import Export sell missions.

    • @xrafter
      @xrafter 5 лет назад +33

      LucioOh5
      I think this a move from rockstar to get your money

    • @jaxpro611
      @jaxpro611 5 лет назад +51

      Import export missions are rigged for npcs to be more erratic

    • @thyenergiser6852
      @thyenergiser6852 5 лет назад +40

      They actually amp up the stupidity of driver NPC's on import/export to make it more difficult, as if it's not stressful enough!

    • @stevenrodriguez1582
      @stevenrodriguez1582 5 лет назад +2

      I kinda disagree with that point. Just use your cargobob, it’s like the best investment ever.

    • @thevoyagerv4499
      @thevoyagerv4499 5 лет назад +2

      +Steven Rodriguez Yea, but then those Buzzards show up and damage the vehicle

  • @Riviscira
    @Riviscira 5 лет назад +642

    The guards in the headhunter mission, 200% accuracy are the worst

    • @devontayoung5654
      @devontayoung5654 5 лет назад +47

      Yes they have armor and 100 percent accurate.

    • @zorgapb4691
      @zorgapb4691 5 лет назад +4

      @@jesushentaichrist7256 use armor piercing rounds they will help alot

    • @bellicenterprises4362
      @bellicenterprises4362 5 лет назад +22

      zorga pb or just use a buzzard or the broomstick mk2, much easier

    • @zorgapb4691
      @zorgapb4691 5 лет назад +18

      @@bellicenterprises4362 yeah but often times they will magicly kill you while flying away

    • @0megaJ0ker
      @0megaJ0ker 5 лет назад +21

      I find it stupid that they can take a rocket with no issue.

  • @lazrr9084
    @lazrr9084 3 года назад +258

    Military npc: decent aim
    Random headhunter bodyguard: I’m gonna do a pro gamer move

    • @mrschneider9685
      @mrschneider9685 3 года назад +4

      El rubio's guards on a chopper:autistic aim bot

    • @AVeryCrispyApe
      @AVeryCrispyApe 3 года назад +13

      Headhunter Bodyguard: guess I’ll have to get my good gaming chair out for this one

    • @pangestudumas625
      @pangestudumas625 2 года назад +2

      They're not proffesional, they suck so the game gave them hacks

    • @Bangbanggooberblat69
      @Bangbanggooberblat69 2 года назад +1

      Me: drives armored kuruma
      Heathunter bodyguards: *shoots*
      Me: *laughs*

    • @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793
      @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 2 года назад

      Lost MC biker high on Meth: "Dude, Hold my beer"

  • @carljohnson621
    @carljohnson621 4 года назад +1949

    Most annoying NPCs:
    "Hi, I'm Agatha, from the casino...."
    "Hi there! This is Bryony...."
    "Um listen, this is Tony Prince..."
    "Hey! It's your friend Simeon"
    "You forgot about me. How rude of you..."
    "The Dominator!..."
    "Go and buy some government facilities"
    "LJT. Got some bad news..."
    "Hiiiii this is Roooooon"
    "Bull Shark Testosterone broo"

    • @annie4584
      @annie4584 4 года назад +80

      Bryony is life but fuck the rest

    • @silviodante6792
      @silviodante6792 4 года назад +177

      I read this in all their voices

    • @frappshott7234
      @frappshott7234 4 года назад +126

      I got an arena war thing just to shut bryony up

    • @brysonpan5044
      @brysonpan5044 4 года назад +73

      I always get the LGT HERE. OUR LITTLE ENTERPRISE IS DOING WELL BUT.... IT COULD BE DOING BETTER

    • @random_gamer_6956
      @random_gamer_6956 4 года назад +7

      @@annie4584 ron :(

  • @Seto_Saotome
    @Seto_Saotome 5 лет назад +357

    I feel like the NPCs are rigged during sell missions.

    • @HelloThisIsMyStory
      @HelloThisIsMyStory 5 лет назад +41

      LucioOh5 they defo are ain’t even a question

    • @thedominator5620
      @thedominator5620 5 лет назад +13

      yes

    • @showtimeg234
      @showtimeg234 5 лет назад +13

      Sometimes during sell missions where it leads you to go is also literally where every player is at

    • @devilgames2217
      @devilgames2217 5 лет назад +33

      The game is designed to keep/make you poor

    • @dracolerro2592
      @dracolerro2592 5 лет назад +8

      LucioOh5 i was by the docs doing a repo mission and 5 trucks spawned in the air all landing the car I had to deliver.... yeah the npcs are rigged on every mission

  • @fishfan2
    @fishfan2 4 года назад +1001

    Military NPC: Has decent aim
    Random NPC in a chopper: Brrt get lazered

    • @theaibuzzardthatcanshootyo6531
      @theaibuzzardthatcanshootyo6531 4 года назад +27

      Ha ha machine guns go brrt

    • @MegaRenegade1000
      @MegaRenegade1000 4 года назад +22

      All npc groups in this game has exceptional aim... and while free aim is more difficult to play, they shouldn’t penalize players for doing so...

    • @theaibuzzardthatcanshootyo6531
      @theaibuzzardthatcanshootyo6531 4 года назад +1

      @I make comments that are sometimes dumb yes

    • @rainbowsixwarden7243
      @rainbowsixwarden7243 3 года назад +3

      I might be wondering...
      What's in the canister?

    • @fishfan2
      @fishfan2 3 года назад +2

      @@rainbowsixwarden7243 "I could tell ya but I'd have to kill ya"

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan 3 года назад +78

    There's also the fact cops can spawn right in front of you when you're almost losing your wanted level and then you have to lose them again

    • @phantom_xrd
      @phantom_xrd 2 года назад +18

      Don't forget how they just seem to KNOW where you'll turn, if you go on foot and what path you'll take etc.

    • @thepeskyone
      @thepeskyone Год назад +4

      @@phantom_xrd ikr, it's like they're k9 units themselves

    • @serenemorrell5294
      @serenemorrell5294 2 месяца назад +1

      Very true

  • @CamoCollie
    @CamoCollie 4 года назад +1611

    Gta logic
    Normal car: * Is locked *
    Player: * Smashes window to get in *
    Normal car, in mission: * Is locked *
    Player: * jiggles door handle and walks away *

    • @kingmegaburgesss2626
      @kingmegaburgesss2626 4 года назад +27

      Odd1 i know it’s dumb

    • @t.ot.o7571
      @t.ot.o7571 4 года назад +65

      Also how u can't smash windows of players personal car even when its locked.

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 года назад +139

      *Doors broken off*
      *Won’t let you in*

    • @CamoCollie
      @CamoCollie 4 года назад +53

      @@MisterJohnDoe a _magical_ force turns the player around, prevents them from entering the vehicle

    • @ballsosteel6394
      @ballsosteel6394 4 года назад +12

      @@CamoCollie ruclips.net/video/fVCP6VmFs3o/видео.html

  • @johnreyles4465
    @johnreyles4465 4 года назад +339

    Gta logic: blinking wanted starts while driving down a freeway, cop 5 miles in front decides to make a u-turn into incoming traffic.

    • @BigMeatyClaws212
      @BigMeatyClaws212 4 года назад +27

      John Reyles YES! I was just about to comment this! Or when you commit a crime in the middle of nowhere and somehow the police hear you and spawn out of thin air!

    • @johnreyles4465
      @johnreyles4465 4 года назад +15

      Guy Guy I was in front of the casino entrance and was just sitting there when a player with wanted level drove by, a freaking cop hit me!! And i got a wanted level... i was parked the whole freaking time. Smh

    • @lukeskywalker5392
      @lukeskywalker5392 4 года назад +10

      @@johnreyles4465 Police officer that rammed you: "NO WITNESSES"

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 4 года назад +1

      @@johnreyles4465 I was doing silent and sneaky Casino Heist prep and I was driving Deluxo trying to hide but helicopters kept spawning in front of me and I had to pull some wack shit

    • @greg.anywhere
      @greg.anywhere 4 года назад

      Or when you're speeding down the highway and out of nowhere a police car spawns in front of you

  • @ozszy6424
    @ozszy6424 4 года назад +1528

    Me: **Breathes**
    GTA Police: “nOw tHiS iS aN AvEnGeRs LeVeL tHrEaT”

  • @Augustus_Imperator
    @Augustus_Imperator 4 года назад +346

    honorable mention: tequi-la-la npc for the cocaine restock mission. 8vs1 ganging on the player with bottles and sticks while the player is not even allowed anything beside bare fists

    • @TheRicksay
      @TheRicksay 4 года назад +8

      I usually ask someone in the lobby if they want to help.

    • @bearrett50kal17
      @bearrett50kal17 4 года назад +27

      I hate this mission too but stock up on snacks before you start the mission, open interaction menu when you walk in, and you can eat snacks without the animation while fighting. I use that technique and can do the mission by myself every time. I do still wish, however, that they'd let you use melee weapons

    • @kristopher4557
      @kristopher4557 4 года назад +32

      I used to camp just by the door, shoot the doors open then unload the grenade launcher into the room! Takes almost all of them out

    • @imdeimo3824
      @imdeimo3824 4 года назад +1

      I was once lucky enough to beat their asses in one try which was pretty lucky for me

    • @ShantanuMukherjee4
      @ShantanuMukherjee4 4 года назад +46

      Take a bike, stick sticky Bombs on it, drive it inside, alert the enemies, leave the building, trigger the sticky bombs.
      Profit

  • @xneomizo
    @xneomizo 4 года назад +1075

    If you would've included characters that call you "HeY ThIs iS bRyOnY"

    • @pomeranianproductions647
      @pomeranianproductions647 4 года назад +76

      From Alan Broom Productions

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior 4 года назад +79

      I was really disappointed to see that Rockstar learnt absolutely nothing from the Roman Bellic "Hey cousin let's go bowling" spam scandal.

    • @Adam-fh3fp
      @Adam-fh3fp 4 года назад +43

      Neomizo no no no no nope nope no I know we love him but god damn can that annoying ass prick Tony Prince leave me the fuck alone. And if he isn’t insufferable enough, he rings twice. Like bro, FUCK OFF, I don’t want to buy a Nightclub

    • @cheyenneskye715
      @cheyenneskye715 4 года назад +11

      Neomizo I hate her, she’s the most annoying caller 😂

    • @thebigcheesenick
      @thebigcheesenick 4 года назад +12

      my friend got 30 calls from brucie in like 3 minutes because he declined them

  • @OMGItzSlickerz
    @OMGItzSlickerz 4 года назад +674

    The most annoying NPC's in the game are the damn AI drivers!

    • @yaboique6650
      @yaboique6650 4 года назад +12

      Facts

    • @Rozenkilde
      @Rozenkilde 4 года назад +9

      Wise words

    • @Spartan11117777
      @Spartan11117777 4 года назад +53

      Haha those fuckers always get in your way on purpose when you are sourcing your Vehicles and/or selling your Top Range Vehicles.

    • @murielgalban7700
      @murielgalban7700 4 года назад +36

      They have been running over me for a while now, so annoying because a lot of times I'm on the God damn sidewalk, basically if they hear a gun shot in the distance they go full charge against you no matter where you are

    • @OMGItzSlickerz
      @OMGItzSlickerz 4 года назад +28

      @@murielgalban7700 or they will randomly switch lanes whilst you're driving

  • @jaydenfoster8804
    @jaydenfoster8804 4 года назад +576

    The AI in head hunter are too overpowered
    Me in my armoured Kuruma: Look who’s laughing now

    • @Theundisputedelite
      @Theundisputedelite 4 года назад +70

      @@AkayCat bro even with my oppressor mk2 they somehow have like magic aim, after I kill a Target in headhunter the remaining NPCs somehow shoot and do damage to me after I fly away from the area

    • @How23497
      @How23497 4 года назад +15

      Pn0ybr3aker on straight roads AI are OP, I've been shot from 1.5 miles on the highway by an AI once

    • @addi9132
      @addi9132 4 года назад +1

      Me in my nightshark

    • @GnkDrD
      @GnkDrD 4 года назад +2

      ThexDGuy FTW is the nightshark good im thinking of getting it is it worth it and can u use ls custom to mod it

    • @addi9132
      @addi9132 4 года назад +1

      @@GnkDrD The Nightshark is extremely good and fast and it is pretty customizable.

  • @theaibuzzardthatcanshootyo6531
    @theaibuzzardthatcanshootyo6531 4 года назад +101

    *"They also have really high health"*
    Clifford juggernauts: am I a joke to you?

    • @Markiz93
      @Markiz93 3 года назад +19

      Juggernauts have a super armor. ViP guards does not have one, yet still they can survive an explosion.

    • @mrschneider9685
      @mrschneider9685 3 года назад +3

      Laughs in khanjali route

    • @scp049isnotafurryitsjustab3
      @scp049isnotafurryitsjustab3 2 года назад +1

      They're Robots! Not humans

  • @Raimundeezy
    @Raimundeezy 5 лет назад +458

    *Stands next to police*
    Me: Hey, hows your day going?
    Police: *Pulls out gun*

    • @julioa9440
      @julioa9440 5 лет назад +8

      dяαgχи яαgє police brutality lmao

    • @sanderhardeland5391
      @sanderhardeland5391 5 лет назад +24

      America...😂

    • @Kyle-hf7ji
      @Kyle-hf7ji 5 лет назад +12

      you have the right to remain silent, that means SHUUT UUUUUP!

    • @Raimundeezy
      @Raimundeezy 5 лет назад +9

      BerryBush but then that means they would be on you the moment they see you, no matter how much you lose them. But the game doesn’t do that. It takes a few seconds for this to trigger.

    • @coltholland232
      @coltholland232 5 лет назад +4

      SnTxArcanjo
      Hip Hop Police 🚔
      Captain America: I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE

  • @artem105
    @artem105 5 лет назад +935

    NPC’s be like:
    *lets just install aimbot*

    • @HauyneX
      @HauyneX 5 лет назад +73

      **Me doing headhunter**
      Evil bodyguard : *Hits 16 Bullets in pilot flying 300 meters above.

    • @artem105
      @artem105 5 лет назад +16

      Rasmus Mortensen, Ah yes. The bullets here are made of Aimbot

    • @summerysteam96
      @summerysteam96 5 лет назад +4

      @@HauyneX u said it

    • @p.istvan8744
      @p.istvan8744 5 лет назад +1

      @@HauyneX try headhunter with kuruma its a lot more easyer and they can hardly get you

    • @HauyneX
      @HauyneX 5 лет назад +1

      @@p.istvan8744 its a bit more time time consuming then using oppressor mk2, though.

  • @supershifter4836
    @supershifter4836 4 года назад +294

    Me: Gets wanted level in docks
    Me: Teleports to the lsc
    Police: oh yea let's sniff around here

    • @noscopethepope4363
      @noscopethepope4363 4 года назад +26

      I know right lmao. Its so annoying how hey always know your location, even when they cant see you

    • @goawaydammit_5844
      @goawaydammit_5844 4 года назад

      I literally just passed gas please don't sniff 😂😳 ( but fr fr

  • @kingdomofmapping1988
    @kingdomofmapping1988 4 года назад +42

    me: doing mission*
    lester: new heist activated in your planning room

  • @tonightsbigloser9975
    @tonightsbigloser9975 4 года назад +415

    I was in a full 30 man lobby and I was exporting a car and a helicopter and car came after me. Also the fact that you steal some of the fastest cars in the game and they catch up to you in a normal car is just so incredably annoying.

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 4 года назад +49

      They don’t even scale up the quality of their cars to compensate for the player having a fast car. They just have their normal, average vehicles and are going Mach 5 anyways. Or they’ll just pepper you with their automatics in the off-chance you do get away, adding a buck load of extra property damage to the import

    • @kayruwijaya3901
      @kayruwijaya3901 3 года назад +25

      That happens to me all the time. I was driving a pretty fast cars and i had a wanted level and the cops catch-up. So i tested it with my friend. My friend in my cars and me in the police cars. I cannot catch up to him

    • @ONE_For_100
      @ONE_For_100 3 года назад +6

      I've been experiencing this too. They some how manage to come up to my t20 at full speed no damage.

    • @mitchp840
      @mitchp840 3 года назад +13

      Sounds like rubber banding

    • @epicmiles6534
      @epicmiles6534 3 года назад +7

      That breaks immersion

  • @ivo_kovacevic
    @ivo_kovacevic 5 лет назад +285

    Me: *going 200kph through downtown*
    NPC: i'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @ocallaghan3865
      @ocallaghan3865 5 лет назад +22

      Me: *drives 200 kph*
      Npc: im gonna end this mans whole career *turns corner and spots the player is in a phantom custom*
      *to be continued *

    • @KTG4ME
      @KTG4ME 5 лет назад +1

      What career!!???

    • @idiotufos
      @idiotufos 5 лет назад +1

      @@KTG4ME It's a joke.

    • @Triplexxx9081
      @Triplexxx9081 4 года назад +2

      Not funny

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 4 года назад +2

      @@Triplexxx9081 You punks have no humour

  • @KevinRandomRecordsKRREC
    @KevinRandomRecordsKRREC 4 года назад +703

    Logic: how do import export enemies know where you are when you remove the tracker???

  • @notandrew9672
    @notandrew9672 3 года назад +4

    Cops: pull over
    Me: Pulls over
    Cops: pull over

  • @SoraFan23
    @SoraFan23 5 лет назад +297

    I think we can all agree that AI in GTA Online is too damn aggressive.

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 5 лет назад +35

      Just like its microtransactions 😂😂

    • @iterationfackshet1990
      @iterationfackshet1990 5 лет назад +8

      SoraFan23 Ai were fine in RDO until the most recent update, now they will draw their gun on you if you pass by them and god forbid you crash into them, as the will instantly jump up and one shot you or your horse

    • @jhaydad1054
      @jhaydad1054 5 лет назад +6

      It's because the AI is weak; it's either set very easy or extremely hard. There is no fine tuning somewhere around the middle. AI won't get much better until we get the next gen of consoles. With better hardware R* can do a better job at fine tuning the AI

    • @iterationfackshet1990
      @iterationfackshet1990 5 лет назад +2

      J Haydad nope, they just like highly aggressive AI, as you can see in RDO right now

    • @jhaydad1054
      @jhaydad1054 5 лет назад +10

      @@iterationfackshet1990 Except we're talking about GTA V, son. Listen, you fucked up by claiming this error as a fact. Here's the facts:
      AI is the ability of the software and/or hardware to make you think you are playing with highly intelligent and almost human players when you are not. It's not AI when an NPC hits you every time and with pinpoint accuracy. That's called "lazy coding" and it's in place of real AI which would make some mistakes and otherwise make you think a human were in its' place.
      I've logged over 30,000 hours as a senior automation specialist in the real world at real companies making outrageous amounts of money for the little training I received. I've known and understood AI and Neural Networks since the 1980s. When I say it's "lazy coding" to make an NPC hit you every single time, that's what it means. Get educated, kid

  • @jamesferguson2710
    @jamesferguson2710 5 лет назад +153

    It fells like cops have gotten way more op, I got my entire health bar wiped out by a single shotgun shell, from far away too

    • @shanemaguire7874
      @shanemaguire7874 4 года назад +18

      Bruh if u knew anything about real guns that wouldn't surprise you

    • @igameshare_6667
      @igameshare_6667 4 года назад +34

      Shane Maguire but it's a game, and game needs balance, so shotgun are the high damage dealing, low range type weopons, but in gta they be over powered asf

    • @johnreyles4465
      @johnreyles4465 4 года назад +37

      I feel like even the armor is almost useless in this game. It gets wiped out so easily specially when it comes to heist missions

    • @sleepyclip
      @sleepyclip 4 года назад +2

      @@igameshare_6667 rl shotguns got range not like a rifle but they have a prettt decent range

    • @charliecole-lomas5607
      @charliecole-lomas5607 4 года назад +2

      @@johnreyles4465 True, it's only useful in Singleplayer

  • @hasanal-mashhadani8112
    @hasanal-mashhadani8112 5 лет назад +102

    Finally a video about the problems with the NPC's.
    I appreciate it man...

  • @Storm-cy5xv
    @Storm-cy5xv 3 года назад +30

    The one guy that yells “Ay, you my dude right?”

    • @OtherL
      @OtherL 3 года назад +3

      Theres one person who says, "you gonna call me right?" And I swear everytime I feel like they talking to me.

    • @bendubord8017
      @bendubord8017 3 года назад +6

      I COULD LITERALLY HEAR THIS COMMENT🤣

  • @happyalltheday2275
    @happyalltheday2275 4 года назад +270

    Rockstar logic: kill pedestrian = 1 star
    Kill police with stealth = 3 star!

    • @smokey3504
      @smokey3504 3 года назад +7

      I mean, this logic translates to real life

    • @bigbamlilbam
      @bigbamlilbam 3 года назад +3

      Backwords in my opinion. You kill a cop with stealth, you get 1 star. You kill a pedestrian with stealth + suppressor on a gun = 3 stars

    • @D0ng1
      @D0ng1 3 года назад +11

      @@bigbamlilbam all the more reason the next GTA really needs a stealth buff, I hardly ever use suppressed weapons anymore because I can’t get away with killing anyone cleanly, no matter how much I’m channeling my inner Agent 47, lol

    • @alexschletzbaum1815
      @alexschletzbaum1815 3 года назад +11

      *kill a driver with an rpg* 1 star
      *sneak into zancuto undetected* automatic 5 star with no one seeing u enter

    • @DefinedSkunk
      @DefinedSkunk 2 года назад +3

      Yeah I never understood how they immediately call for backup even though they’re dead.

  • @How23497
    @How23497 4 года назад +293

    Player: runs into cop in free mode
    Cop: 5 star wanted level
    Player: does a resupply for their illegal business, while killing several people
    Cops: meh

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 4 года назад +6

      sounds like something tenpenny would do

    • @goawaydammit_5844
      @goawaydammit_5844 4 года назад +1

      I feel like I just got tired of chasing you 😂👌🏻

    • @futur3109
      @futur3109 4 года назад +1

      For me it's the opposite the duckings NPCs teamm with the cops

  • @popcornlover6667
    @popcornlover6667 4 года назад +271

    I hate when u are driving next to a npc (whilst doing a import export mission) and then the npc makes a stupid ass turn into the side of your top range trying to push you of the road.

    • @Evenpeanut
      @Evenpeanut 4 года назад +9

      "oopps, gotta take a quick U turn"

    • @joshuataufan582
      @joshuataufan582 3 года назад +7

      Well the bad thing is that the npc wants to fight you even though they crash into you

    • @cristiluchian3567
      @cristiluchian3567 3 года назад +5

      This happened to me and he pushed me into the water

    • @user-pu6wb5nc9c
      @user-pu6wb5nc9c 3 года назад +1

      Turn to jesus

    • @mrschneider9685
      @mrschneider9685 3 года назад +3

      @@Evenpeanut "SIR THIS IS A ONE WAY RO-"
      *loads combat mg*

  • @yavuzhannnn
    @yavuzhannnn 3 года назад +21

    You could've included shotgun NPCs either. They are mostly OP due to the damage shotgun makes, they are also accurate and they become way stronger if they have an assault shotgun.

    • @armybird8887
      @armybird8887 2 месяца назад +1

      On the mission "Life and Deathbikes" the guy with the welder mask has an auto shotgun, and since there's no cover once you exit that elevator, he just guns you down instantly
      He also has more health than a normal NPC

  • @papanong8997
    @papanong8997 4 года назад +301

    Rockstar logic:
    Mc sales: fly low to not get detected by the cops!
    Cops seeing a plane fly suspiciously yet dangerously low to the ground: This is fine.

    • @thejgamer0855
      @thejgamer0855 4 года назад +6

      Wanna go logic bowling

    • @_yes_69___38
      @_yes_69___38 4 года назад +13

      Rockstar logic: fly a huge titan really close to the ground and no one will see you

    • @thejgamer0855
      @thejgamer0855 4 года назад +5

      @@_yes_69___38 Rockstar logic: have shark cards in the game, awfully pricing them and then putting 75=8mil which is a bad price

    • @thejgamer0855
      @thejgamer0855 4 года назад

      @Matriones you will just crash anyway

    • @maiqtheliar2465
      @maiqtheliar2465 4 года назад

      Stelf

  • @Quick_silver007
    @Quick_silver007 4 года назад +81

    I’m speeding 1000 miles per minutes, there’s a good distance between me and the NPC car, NPC car notices I’m speeding 1000 miles per hour, NPC turns into my lane.
    Sighhhhhhhhhhh 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @yaboique6650
      @yaboique6650 4 года назад +4

      That shit be annoying af

    • @goawaydammit_5844
      @goawaydammit_5844 4 года назад

      OMG that stuff is so annoying

    • @TheVocalTune
      @TheVocalTune 4 года назад

      When they make Perfect 90 degrees into your way when they were sitting in his/her care a few seconds ago at the light pondering: "I think I'll turn right now, speeding lunatic? It will be fine."

  • @anti4107
    @anti4107 4 года назад +58

    Rockstars logic: a bot can survive a explosive round headshot

  • @zohaibahmed5773
    @zohaibahmed5773 5 лет назад +297

    Worst NPC?
    The ones that don’t die in one shot

    • @Reshi9984
      @Reshi9984 5 лет назад +3

      so headshots or animals such as birds and cats

    • @ImVelasity
      @ImVelasity 5 лет назад +5

      Zohaib Ahmed the one that takes 3 mags to finally kill

    • @garenkijolfo4393
      @garenkijolfo4393 5 лет назад +9

      ImVelasity That would be either those clones/Juggernauts from the Doomsday Heist, or the bodyguards from Headhunter. Like, I get the clones, since they are genetically modified to withstand more bullets than humans, but those bodyguards? How? You have a bulletproof vest on, but still withstand 3-4 headshots?

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 лет назад

      @@Reshi9984 animals? We are all playing online

    • @wazz35
      @wazz35 5 лет назад +1

      The Russian npcs in the act ii submarine

  • @roadrollerda9113
    @roadrollerda9113 5 лет назад +106

    These are the guys that will shoot an ant off of the Eiffel Tower

    • @Reshi9984
      @Reshi9984 5 лет назад +3

      these guys are all bo4 prophet mains cause his story video is him shooting a card like aimbot and proceeds to say”i was off.”

    • @daftredux8988
      @daftredux8988 4 года назад +2

      @@Reshi9984 lol.

    • @riggedsaw_
      @riggedsaw_ 4 года назад +2

      You spelt Mycoplasma wrong (Smallest Living breathimg thing)

  • @Aneuo
    @Aneuo 5 лет назад +68

    Ah, Racing down the highway. Passing and serving through traffic.
    NPC: Lol lemme just turn this way

    • @fearmasterm.m.z7139
      @fearmasterm.m.z7139 5 лет назад +3

      Honking threw lights seem to help

    • @zachb1706
      @zachb1706 5 лет назад +2

      I’ve found that if you need to brake early, and I mean really early, use both the handbrake and the normal brake

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 5 лет назад +1

      @@fearmasterm.m.z7139 I do it too

  • @cooldog8580
    @cooldog8580 4 года назад +4

    Let's not forget about the "Ay you my dude, right?" Guy. It's like he follows you everywhere and whenever you're not in a car, he just appears and says his iconic line.

  • @zola7406
    @zola7406 4 года назад +473

    Who else whenever you are on a mission always gets a shout out from the "You're my dude right" guy

    • @chumbawaumbacumpa
      @chumbawaumbacumpa 4 года назад +56

      “Your car is SO hot”

    • @Highrollerpersa
      @Highrollerpersa 4 года назад +34

      AyO ThAts My DuDE

    • @q_taipan
      @q_taipan 4 года назад +11

      Struggling pain struggling

    • @aregulardude428
      @aregulardude428 4 года назад +23

      I don't know why but i always hate when npc is taking a picture of my car. Like the fuck you need that for you pixelated ballsack ?
      Haha

    • @chumbawaumbacumpa
      @chumbawaumbacumpa 4 года назад +19

      @Don't be a donkey Wear a mask
      *Their goals are beyond your understanding.*
      If they want to take a picture of your Elegy Retro custom with red neon lighting and fucking dollar-sign wheels, then so be it.

  • @kareem6458
    @kareem6458 4 года назад +248

    Me: *Pulls out a giant ass nuke in front of cops*
    Cops: Dude this donut is really good where did you get them?

    • @thejgamer0855
      @thejgamer0855 4 года назад +3

      You: *aims*
      Cops: ruclips.net/video/HdKqAVpUOwI/видео.html

  • @automotivelucas
    @automotivelucas 5 лет назад +149

    *driving in your own lane on the highway*
    *NPC driver: I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @soulassassin0g
      @soulassassin0g 4 года назад +5

      You mean "speeding in your own lane, going way above the speed limit".

    • @ibzflytyb
      @ibzflytyb 4 года назад +2

      underated comment

    • @haseebbarya8294
      @haseebbarya8294 4 года назад +2

      @@soulassassin0g he was slower then turtle

    • @wwehulk8798
      @wwehulk8798 2 года назад

      @@ibzflytyb comments don't have rates shutup bot

  • @ovoidphobic
    @ovoidphobic 3 года назад +7

    Player: IM SO SORRY that I crashed into you!!!
    Police: HE'S GOT A GUN!

  • @krayt2547
    @krayt2547 4 года назад +339

    Police: Pull the car over we need to have a little chat
    Me: Ok then **stops the car**
    Cop: kills me

    • @Trash_B0at
      @Trash_B0at 4 года назад +38

      Seems like normal police.

    • @krayt2547
      @krayt2547 4 года назад +7

      @@Trash_B0at lol

    • @griffin_5979
      @griffin_5979 4 года назад +3

      @@Trash_B0at fuck off

    • @Trash_B0at
      @Trash_B0at 4 года назад +13

      @@griffin_5979 Police is full of insecure racist psychos that murder. That's just how it is.

    • @griffin_5979
      @griffin_5979 4 года назад +26

      @@Trash_B0at no the fuck its not so fuck off

  • @felicity3349
    @felicity3349 4 года назад +79

    Headhunter NPC: Survives 7 Sniperheadshots without Helmet
    Me: gets pinned down in 1 Second

    • @rainbowsixwarden7243
      @rainbowsixwarden7243 3 года назад +2

      To kill the headhunter NPC:kill them with a tank or oppressor or armored vehicle

  • @cactusben731
    @cactusben731 4 года назад +326

    Me: **Doing vehicle cargo**
    NPC on other side of 4 lane highway: "So, you have chosen death"

    • @thaniqht7081
      @thaniqht7081 4 года назад

      Lmao😂😂

    • @cooldog8580
      @cooldog8580 4 года назад +10

      "So, you have chosen no money."

    • @SHAUNONSHIELDS
      @SHAUNONSHIELDS 3 года назад

      I’m you 100th like

    • @ONE_For_100
      @ONE_For_100 3 года назад +1

      Nah more like: "Im finna fvck up your whole savings if u dont mind."

  • @jace8785
    @jace8785 4 года назад +12

    I dont think they will remove business raids, but I know how to improve them. Have the security actually fight during the raid, where you arrive to the scene in the middle of the raid instead of the aftermath.

  • @powheadshot7766
    @powheadshot7766 5 лет назад +53

    Me: hides under a building for a min
    LSPD: *IMA CHECK INSIDE THIS BUILDING*

    • @powheadshot7766
      @powheadshot7766 5 лет назад +1

      Madam Meouff soo annoying. In any situation

    • @xstremz7116
      @xstremz7116 4 года назад

      @Madam Meouff the thing is the cops dont care about their own lives, nor do they care about yours. They know that their numbers are infinite and you will respawn when you die

  • @littlehuzz
    @littlehuzz 4 года назад +185

    NPC: Survives headshot from explosive round
    My hydra: instantly blows up from 1 explosive bullet that hits the corner of the wing.

    • @antoniotomas5243
      @antoniotomas5243 4 года назад +26

      Jeez their heads are stronger than metal on hydra

    • @Ron.Bergunnndy
      @Ron.Bergunnndy 4 года назад

      *NPC

    • @littlehuzz
      @littlehuzz 4 года назад +1

      @@Ron.Bergunnndy spelling mistake

    • @dejazO0
      @dejazO0 4 года назад +1

      even with light post or small tree

    • @ONE_For_100
      @ONE_For_100 3 года назад +1

      The first part literally had me laughing in the video😂😂😂

  • @ABlackWoman
    @ABlackWoman 5 лет назад +281

    #1 tryhards as there brain is so small they can be considered npcs

  • @Teimo
    @Teimo Год назад +2

    And for the NPC drivers, they tend to purposefully crash into you even more when gunshots are fired. So during import export missions, it can be so damn annoying when the AI BLATANTLY drives into you.

  • @Octi-ku4yf
    @Octi-ku4yf 5 лет назад +140

    If you buy security they should alteast help you in battles

    • @thedominator5620
      @thedominator5620 5 лет назад +41

      Time for npc wars. Who has the better aimbot?

    • @nosas3753
      @nosas3753 5 лет назад +4

      @@thedominator5620 Niko

    • @DonVito703
      @DonVito703 5 лет назад +24

      FACTS my security should be in a shoot out with the cops as soon as i pull up to my business

    • @alexm20112012
      @alexm20112012 5 лет назад +3

      Yea
      I have security in my bunker and always get resided
      It just got raided two days ago so next time
      I will sell as soon it’s Full

    • @snakefriesia6808
      @snakefriesia6808 5 лет назад +1

      @@alexm20112012 if you sell before stock hits 40% you cannot get raided

  • @ThugPear
    @ThugPear 5 лет назад +34

    Rockstar should add lobbies in where you can only have fun, like no police, but you can't do missions, selling, resupplying

    • @edgyboiz4117
      @edgyboiz4117 5 лет назад +1

      I call it "sandbox" where you can fuck around and do funny shit

    • @videoanalysiker7707
      @videoanalysiker7707 5 лет назад

      they should just add a more realistic system of getting stars, like npcs or players have to call 911 or a partol sees you

    • @daftredux8988
      @daftredux8988 4 года назад

      @@videoanalysiker7707 that's in watch dogs.

    • @riggedsaw_
      @riggedsaw_ 4 года назад

      I walked past an NPC and she said "Thats it, I'm calling the police"
      Edit: 2 star wanted level

  • @OvenRoastedHam
    @OvenRoastedHam 4 года назад +55

    Earlier I was driving my oppressor away from a mkII griefer, this random npc, hes on the third lane to the left, decides to turn right, hits me and kills me, and the griefer destroys my product. Npc’s are so stupid in the game.

    • @_yes_69___38
      @_yes_69___38 4 года назад

      I was doing vehicle cargo and then like 3 npcs just went across 4 lanes to ram into me and slow my down so the car got destroyed

    • @ArctikToast
      @ArctikToast 4 года назад +5

      Rockstar has coded them to drive infront of you if youre being chased by the police or doing some missions

    • @PriceTheCourier
      @PriceTheCourier 4 года назад

      @@ArctikToast Well, they must be stupid.

    • @PriceTheCourier
      @PriceTheCourier 4 года назад +1

      I seriously hate griefers, they just randomly don't care and decide to destroy your cargo and just leave the game.

  • @lewiz18
    @lewiz18 4 года назад +32

    3:15 they should add missions to gain their respect so they dont shoot at you and shoot at your enemies

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 4 года назад +6

      That... that’s actually not a half-bad idea.

    • @adamcadag8210
      @adamcadag8210 3 года назад

      mission passed
      respect+

    • @CGGGold
      @CGGGold 3 года назад

      RESPECT+

    • @microooo
      @microooo 3 года назад +1

      Wow that’s actually a good idea..

    • @Winston1026
      @Winston1026 3 года назад +2

      Good idea indeed but don't be ridiculous. Rockstar won't go easy on you like that.

  • @cleantrashcan2628
    @cleantrashcan2628 4 года назад +110

    *Cop crashes into me*
    Cop: *loads shotgun with malicious intent.*

    • @GamingWithSidney
      @GamingWithSidney 4 года назад +3

      I hate when they do that 💀🤦‍♂️

    • @arthuryong4968
      @arthuryong4968 3 года назад +1

      @Louis Ed Nacion
      A Few friendly fistfights with other players/gang members
      NOOSE: Loads carbine rifle and shoots you relentlessly in their vehicle

    • @mariosfunadventureswithlui6197
      @mariosfunadventureswithlui6197 3 года назад

      Me when I Accidently hit a cop with my car and he doesn't shoot me:Impossible

  • @greencreepercreeps2875
    @greencreepercreeps2875 4 года назад +81

    Me: *accidentally walks into cop* oops,sorry.
    Cops: *OPEN FIRE IMMEDIATELY!!!*

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 4 года назад +1

      Yeah pretty accurate to real life

    • @BlazingnitroYT
      @BlazingnitroYT 3 года назад

      @@snakezase2998 shut your mouth nobody asked

    • @breathy9372
      @breathy9372 3 года назад

      @@BlazingnitroYT why are you angry?

  • @Mr-Green0
    @Mr-Green0 5 лет назад +39

    14:36
    I know what The Professional meant.
    A cop car crashed me and I got a wanted level.
    Like WTF?!

    • @wingfury
      @wingfury 4 года назад +5

      It's like "You dare to block my way, you criminal scum?"

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 4 года назад

      @@wingfury
      If the cop complains, I'll just say:
      "Blocking your way?! You dickheads hit me! Why don't you assholes drive your fat asses around me instead hitting me like if I wasn't there?"

    • @autotec-20
      @autotec-20 4 года назад +1

      Me: +Casually waiting at a stoplight, because... Idfk+
      Police: +Rams into my car+
      Me: •-•
      Police: *SEND THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY!*
      Me: ಠ ͜ʖಠ

  • @toasterplays3060
    @toasterplays3060 4 года назад +4

    On the note of import/export enemies, on top of respawning a bunch, having good accuracy etc. they also respawn in literally seconds. Like you get the two cars chasing you off, kill them. You often won’t make it more than 70 feet before more spawn, sometimes in front, sometimes in back.

  • @ericd1632
    @ericd1632 5 лет назад +33

    The guy that always yells WOOOOOOOW

  • @AlvaChris
    @AlvaChris 4 года назад +205

    Me: shoots headhunter guards
    Guards: _i can do this all day_

    • @olivercollay5667
      @olivercollay5667 4 года назад +11

      Took me 3 sniper shots in the face just to kill 1

    • @Qauckarot
      @Qauckarot 4 года назад

      @@olivercollay5667 you don't have the heavy sniper

    • @j-fun4776
      @j-fun4776 4 года назад

      @@Qauckarot ?

    • @j-fun4776
      @j-fun4776 4 года назад +1

      @@Qauckarot u dont play gta XD

    • @carlos_ayala4373
      @carlos_ayala4373 4 года назад

      Yonex J-Fun there’s mark 2 weapons in gta 5 you need a weapon work shop

  • @ofirsolomon8393
    @ofirsolomon8393 4 года назад +47

    Story time: one time I got afk in my car like 5 minutes when I came back I saw I have 2 star wanted level I made a video clip to see what happened and you know what happened? a cop car smashed into MY car and because of that I got a wanted level

    • @_yes_69___38
      @_yes_69___38 4 года назад

      I was just driving minding my own business, and the cop that was chasing the person in front just rammed into me and I got 2 starts

    • @axe1447
      @axe1447 4 года назад +4

      @@_yes_69___38 Cops are so unjustified and annoying that is why i always go in director mode so I can empty my rage on them

  • @Torpi583
    @Torpi583 4 года назад +33

    Police in GTA Online is an accurate representation of what's happening in US rn.

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 3 года назад +2

      No, they really aren't

    • @herberthgonzalez8947
      @herberthgonzalez8947 3 года назад +5

      @@Clown_the_Clown lmao, yeah they are

    • @elitelol1x
      @elitelol1x 3 года назад +2

      @@herberthgonzalez8947 umm no dumb ass

    • @sockcult2904
      @sockcult2904 3 года назад +2

      Thats a joke

    • @Clown_the_Clown
      @Clown_the_Clown 3 года назад +1

      @@sockcult2904 you'd be surprised how many people actually believe this

  • @hvcjw
    @hvcjw 4 года назад +49

    My worst experience was when i had to pickup the car in a cargo bob and in the end it was $30,000 worth of damages :/

    • @goawaydammit_5844
      @goawaydammit_5844 4 года назад +4

      Damnnn

    • @blanksta6534
      @blanksta6534 4 года назад +1

      Guess I should complain about taking 2k damage

    • @adityasharma6579
      @adityasharma6579 4 года назад

      Its all good unless 2k hits on the repair cost meter.

    • @blanksta6534
      @blanksta6534 4 года назад

      @@adityasharma6579 yessir

    • @justsomeguy5103
      @justsomeguy5103 4 года назад +4

      fiddles You can complete that mission by landing the Cargobob on a nearby island and snipe the NPCs. Then you can hook onto the car in peace. Buzzards will spawn after you hook onto the car, and there is little to do about them if playing solo, but they won`t do any more damage than gangsters would do in most other sourcing missions.

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 5 лет назад +51

    *You look at the police*
    Police: DIE LAWBREAKERS

  • @eggstxrboi8118
    @eggstxrboi8118 4 года назад +228

    Me: shoots 20 people
    Police: turn it up to a 1 or 2 star
    Also me: hits police
    Police: 3 StAr ThIs An AvEnGeRs LeVeL tHrEaT

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 4 года назад +1

      I once tried to go get high mental level by going Solo session and driving in a Kuruma to drive over as many NPCs as I could and got 4 stars after literally 6 minutes
      But if I shoot 11 cops it's 4 stars.

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 4 года назад

      @@HAILGRIEFERS I'm always Closed Friend sessions so I don't do that.

    • @cdcdrr
      @cdcdrr 4 года назад

      Forget hitting them. Just honking your horn at them will get them to call in helicopter support. Even flipping them the bird will do.

  • @beefstew4566
    @beefstew4566 4 года назад +7

    I love the NPCs that just say, “Can I have some money? It’s for crack!” or some other hilarious shit like that

  • @pillowdaily7431
    @pillowdaily7431 5 лет назад +180

    Do top 10 old vehicles that are still good in 2019

    • @rinat1893
      @rinat1893 5 лет назад +19

      Hydra kuruma

    • @shrek9025
      @shrek9025 5 лет назад +14

      Buzzard

    • @Sweenie.Weenie
      @Sweenie.Weenie 5 лет назад +12

      T20, Zentorno, Armored Kuruma, Buzzard, Hydra, P996 Lazer, Z Type, X80 Proto, Phoenix, Oppersser mk1

    • @kueaq
      @kueaq 5 лет назад

      Pillow Daily zentorno, lazer

    • @iloled471
      @iloled471 5 лет назад +3

      Akuma (motorcycle)

  • @katherinevalentina6458
    @katherinevalentina6458 5 лет назад +53

    LJT should be on here for the hell of it, anyways.
    Hey there... It's your partner... *LJT* with some *BAD* news.

    • @DonVito703
      @DonVito703 5 лет назад +12

      Why can't he call with good news for once lol

    • @SoraFan23
      @SoraFan23 5 лет назад +4

      God I wish LJT would just shut up for once.

    • @abdouaboud7490
      @abdouaboud7490 5 лет назад +7

      @@DonVito703 for example
      Hey partner I found I vehicle with a full bag of supplies you should steal it

    • @alexm20112012
      @alexm20112012 5 лет назад +4

      And then he says “you know the max sentence is “

    • @zachb1706
      @zachb1706 5 лет назад +6

      You know the saying “money grows on trees”

  • @lufcole8186
    @lufcole8186 5 лет назад +71

    Special mention:
    "aaaaAAaaAAAhhaaHh"

    • @joeyflett8675
      @joeyflett8675 4 года назад +5

      I was just going to mention that guy! He sounds like a bad Dice Man impression.

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 4 года назад +1

      *Continuous horn*

  • @RaveQuicksilverStudios
    @RaveQuicksilverStudios 3 года назад +7

    This is the reason I hit those enemy npcs with overwhelming force like with miniguns and explosive cannons if you have them available to you.

  • @doosey6316
    @doosey6316 5 лет назад +52

    10:40 yall remember in gta 4 when if you pointed a gun at a npc in a vehicle they would actually get out of the car and put their hands up

    • @Materia_Primoris
      @Materia_Primoris 5 лет назад

      @Madam Meouff I would rather get outta the car than freak out and risk getting shot

  • @MonthB4July
    @MonthB4July 5 лет назад +111

    Most annoying one is the ones who don’t know how to drive
    imo

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +5

      So all of them?

    • @galaxy6303
      @galaxy6303 5 лет назад +1

      Bruh facts i try to escape jets and oppresors in my super car and the npc always take a 90 degree turn for not reason

    • @graylindblad1261
      @graylindblad1261 5 лет назад +4

      Driving npc have the skill equivalent of that they are 3 years old and they just got their license at legoland

    • @jamestor6700
      @jamestor6700 5 лет назад +3

      it seems like when they are somewhat in danger they decied to do everything in their power to get into the cross fire "oh this dude is right next to me and getting shot from behind? better slam into him"

    • @MonthB4July
      @MonthB4July 5 лет назад +1

      Kyle exactly 😭

  • @RzrSnk
    @RzrSnk 5 лет назад +53

    When you and some player are fighting on the highway and the traffic gets spooked.
    *_That's when you know it's over_*

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 4 года назад +1

      Friend killed me and ran away in traffic. Needless to say, he didn't stand a chance against the 4 semi-trucks.

  • @Saayan_ide
    @Saayan_ide 4 года назад +9

    8:57 total 4 waves even while selling the car there’s always 4 waves

  • @Ventrishero
    @Ventrishero 4 года назад +56

    I just started playing and I’m rank 25 and pissed because the import export missions are horrible.
    I have a few tips:
    1. For standard range the npcs respawn twice
    For mid it’s 3 times
    For top range the npcs respawn 4 times when you source a vehicle.
    2. Get out of your vehicle and park it far away from the gunfight
    3. Kill the heli with a homing the snipe or AR the ground ones 4 times
    For Export:
    1. For the top range specialist dealer, npcs respawn twice.
    2. Park the vehicle away from gunfight because they will randomly crash into the car JUST TO DAMAGE IT
    3. After you kill them you’re free of everything

    • @gillday780
      @gillday780 4 года назад +4

      No shit rank 25

    • @Ventrishero
      @Ventrishero 4 года назад +6

      Max Evans Gildea rank 76 now

    • @GamingForst1
      @GamingForst1 4 года назад

      Thats why i mostly use the cargobob

    • @grammarnazi9440
      @grammarnazi9440 4 года назад +2

      I just kill the person who shoots me from the chopper and let the pilot follow me...no drama

    • @JLopez-ve3sq
      @JLopez-ve3sq 4 года назад +1

      Nah I just ignore them , I can get there with at least 99,000 , no crashes

  • @megaboiturtle6372
    @megaboiturtle6372 5 лет назад +22

    11:30
    I can explain this, to prevent crashes R* made the NPC’s switch lanes whenever you went into their lane so they would basically just go around you, so when you were in the truck you barely touch the lane and the NPC thought that you were gonna drive into his lane and hit him so he tried going around.

  • @valenciamarteen8438
    @valenciamarteen8438 4 года назад +169

    me: *crashes car*
    Police: now this is an avengers level threat
    Me: * kills 10 people, destroy 2 cars, and rob a few people
    Police: hehehe 1 star

  • @TacomanDezzy
    @TacomanDezzy 4 года назад +6

    “I’m looking for my friend, Gavin” -dude from RDR2

  • @wilsonno9675
    @wilsonno9675 4 года назад +95

    Enemy npc's
    Intelligence: *Awful*
    Aim: *literal spec ops*
    Health: *Rockastar why the hell did you give them so much HP?!*

    • @layeredpython914
      @layeredpython914 4 года назад +4

      Game makers: so how much heath do you want???
      Rockstar: yes

    • @bigbamlilbam
      @bigbamlilbam 3 года назад

      They got 10K hp 😂😂😂

  • @Motorhead1977
    @Motorhead1977 5 лет назад +19

    In GTA online, drinking and driving is the death penalty. According to all LSPD

    • @thedominator5620
      @thedominator5620 5 лет назад +1

      No wonder there is so much crime.

    • @Motorhead1977
      @Motorhead1977 5 лет назад +1

      Journey awaits Finally... someone who speaks proper english

  • @dammitcarl1082
    @dammitcarl1082 5 лет назад +56

    Number one HAS TO BE import export enemies. It has to.

    • @theemperor1379
      @theemperor1379 5 лет назад +2

      Nah. The police are worst.

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +6

      The enemies that come after you in the SuperVolito helicopters (in certain sourcing missions) are the worst. They're already in one of the fastest helicopters in the game, plus the enemies have their ridiculous accuracy. Those conditions combined with the regular civilian drivers who panic after just 1 gunshot is fired, those types of import export enemies are easily the worst even if you pull over and deal with them directly.

    • @xrafter
      @xrafter 5 лет назад

      The Emperor
      Think if the police have the aimbot of import amd export

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +1

      @Shadow Hedgehog If Rockstar changed those helicopters, then I would resort to doing the Act 2 heist glitch lmao. I used to grind this game a lot but whenever I need money now, I just do the Act 2 glitch with someone and check to see if my businesses need sold. Grinding this game for me made me realize that I didn't have time to play the missions I wanted to play and actually have fun.

    • @upintheclouds2915
      @upintheclouds2915 5 лет назад

      Dillon C the vagos have the best aiming in the game their micro smgs can pick me off from 2 football field lengths away

  • @nevanada2961
    @nevanada2961 4 года назад +21

    8:48 My main issue is that they only have pinpoint accuracy when you're not in the car. When you're in the car, their accuracy is only good enough to hit the car, not you

  • @nice3722
    @nice3722 5 лет назад +14

    Police guy is frustrated because there is out of stock of donuts on the store lol such a crazy npc's...

  • @masonlomas967
    @masonlomas967 5 лет назад +21

    *police crashes into me*
    *gets a star*

    • @Val-1440
      @Val-1440 5 лет назад

      Nope. Police crashes into you
      *Gets 3 starts*

  • @trip986
    @trip986 5 лет назад +53

    14:33 am I the only one who laughed at this? 😂

    • @xiv1496
      @xiv1496 4 года назад +1

      Lmao dude got slapped twice one after the other, the officer on left “oh my god no”😂😂

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 4 года назад

      @xBirds GMD its not true tho

    • @ashleyhicks7664
      @ashleyhicks7664 4 года назад +1

      @xBirds GMD oh, i thought you were making a reference to poloce brutality

    • @haseebbarya8294
      @haseebbarya8294 4 года назад

      i am laughing too what the ehack just whyyyyyyyy

  • @QuakenRaimon
    @QuakenRaimon 2 года назад +2

    "You're a heartbreaker, but there's no grudges where Dave is concerned"

  • @sebastiangnielsen3538
    @sebastiangnielsen3538 4 года назад +11

    I was doing vehicle cargo for one of my friends, and out of nowhere on this Cliff a truck comes out of nowhere on the wrong side of the road and ran right over my car...
    My friend wasnt very impressed

    • @blanksta6534
      @blanksta6534 4 года назад

      I can imagine you trying to explain a truck came out of nowhere and drove straight into you to your friend

  • @darthdovahkiin6408
    @darthdovahkiin6408 5 лет назад +53

    When u got over 800 million and u pull up in a compact

    • @AfghanHippy
      @AfghanHippy 5 лет назад +5

      How do you think he got that 800 million?

    • @customerjoe1124
      @customerjoe1124 5 лет назад +5

      AfghanHippyKrak grinding?

    • @AfghanHippy
      @AfghanHippy 5 лет назад +9

      @@customerjoe1124 saving his money was my point but yes that's also true

    • @lethalassassin1754
      @lethalassassin1754 5 лет назад +3

      AfghanHippyKrak he already owns everything in the game so there’s nothing left to buy until new content is released thats why he was able to keep playing and saving he has nothing to spend it on lol

    • @fernandopinto5374
      @fernandopinto5374 5 лет назад

      Same

  • @dillonc7955
    @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +28

    If you buy security for your business, friendly AIs should at least spawn in the mission area whenever you're getting raided so that the missions are easier and less stressful for you.

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +2

      @Weight Overload There's even 1-2 guards in your business itself once you hire them. Where are they when the place gets raided? Probably said fuck it and deserted the business lmao.

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 5 лет назад +7

      We all know that R* would give the friendly AI the worst specs so they'd be completely useless

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +2

      @@MazeMaker4Life True. They'd probably give them the specs of the friendly AI you encounter in the Act 3 heist where you have to steal back the Chernobog. They're gunned down by the time you're there lmao.

    • @MazeMaker4Life
      @MazeMaker4Life 5 лет назад +1

      @@dillonc7955 yea 100% LMAO 😂

  • @lucaspanto1442
    @lucaspanto1442 4 года назад +3

    The worst thing:
    When you're doing a headhunter in an air vehicle like a buzzard and you accidentally lock on to a cop car and shoot it instead of the target, so you get 3 stars and then the helis spawn and shoot you out

  • @MrTaeDaniel
    @MrTaeDaniel 5 лет назад +14

    I be seeing NPC drivers turn right in a left turn lane.

    • @Lua_iqova
      @Lua_iqova 4 года назад

      Sometimes when you approach a intersection there will be a NPC crossing and when you try to get past them you can see them speed up

  • @lakupatukka2254
    @lakupatukka2254 5 лет назад +113

    You should make startting over in gta after you hit 1 billion

    • @samuelatherton8162
      @samuelatherton8162 5 лет назад +8

      i agree but the only problem is there might be no point depending on when gta 6 comes out

    • @3gtheepic
      @3gtheepic 5 лет назад +16

      @@samuelatherton8162 GTA 6 probably won't come out for another 2 years

    • @professor9780
      @professor9780 5 лет назад +2

      @@3gtheepic yeah

    • @armplanet7524
      @armplanet7524 5 лет назад +6

      They are probably working on it right now like with red dead redemption 2

    • @lakupatukka2254
      @lakupatukka2254 5 лет назад +1

      @@samuelatherton8162 and if it would come out now it dosen't have that much content to play

  • @s3t652
    @s3t652 5 лет назад +41

    GTA logic:
    Merryweather Mercenarys : 60% accurate
    Gang members on head hunter : 900% accurate

    • @satu-gt
      @satu-gt 5 лет назад +3

      Yea and im like the merryweather dudes are supossed to be one of the most accurate npcs since theyre trained for kill ppl but a fucking gang member has more accuracy than them. Smfh

    • @riggedsaw_
      @riggedsaw_ 4 года назад

      You calculated the last one wrong, 1000%

    • @spliish
      @spliish 4 года назад +2

      Doom Slayer
      On headhunter I think that they are actually hired security, not gang members.

    • @s3t652
      @s3t652 4 года назад

      @@spliish they are gang members protecting a higher ranked mob boss.....

    • @riggedsaw_
      @riggedsaw_ 4 года назад

      @@spliish Bodyguards*

  • @JituyitRatoi
    @JituyitRatoi 3 года назад +4

    When i do headhunter missions i always go with the Kuruma cuz it's almost impossible for them to shoot me