i'm SHRINKING!
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- Опубликовано: 20 мар 2019
- i'm already short.. i don't want to SHRINK!
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Dan: I'M NOT BUILT FOR SCIENCE!!!!
Trayaurus: You have disappointed me my friend
:/
lol
ripppp
Purple Malteser what
Purple malester what the hell do you mean by *dad*
This would be cooler in VR
and freaky
Yes it would
You extremely very so COOLER,sorry I need to chill
Accept it wouldn't work for Dan cause it would make him feel tall
Sure
"im already short... I don't want to SHRINK"
I know your pain
I felt that
Me too😟
@@Jiminal_ ur so small!!
@@Jiminal_ tiny
I am 11 and 5' 6" hehe
Chemistry teachers: you forgot your goggles I’m surprised your alive
Lmao
*while working with only water and salt
Dan:Am I peeing?!?!?!
Us:
Carl Lindell lol
eew you are dicustang
TNT T your grammar sounds more disgusting????
Literally
😂 Why Dantdm say that 1:17
12:33 WHERES MY CLIPBOARD!!! 😂😂😂 the wiggly facecam though!!! 😂😂😂
I died when Dan said “watier”
tt2806 me too 😂😂
Lol same
Yep me to
SAME!!!!!!
Same here
The reason dan is so good at this is because he's had personal experiences of being short
(•̀ᴗ•́)و| (• ◡•)|
Lol
Bru
9:12, my face when my teacher is talking about science
XD
Why... Lol
Science is my favorite senpai~
The lab!?!?
_Dr Trayaurus has entered the chat.._
_Dr Tray is typing..._
*”HEHH-“*
Twilight_Panda ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ew a furry
@@helerynkruusik9245 🤦♂️
*GAMERS UNITE*
Funnyyyyyyyy
*HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE!*
Dan turns 7 inches tall* Dan: Im the size as a small toenail! Uh...
It was centimeters lol XD
What
Uhhhhh
Toenails aren’t that small
@@Marscandy1 they are smaller
Smaller then 3 inchs
Dan : And my father who was a bear
Dans dad: Am I a joke to you son
am i a bear to you
yes
Thumbnail : Hey
Me : *Hiiiii :o*
Hey
Ayeeee
*BYEEE*
Wow! Tiny dan? Sell it as an action figure!
lol
I'm apparently bigger than dan and I'm 11 xD
@@ABRXZER hes not 1 foot 6, hes 1 meter 68
@@txr4032 ik, I'm 1.74m
I’m 3 foot 9
I'd recommend setting up bridge systems before you start shrinking, so you know that you have an area to walk on from the start.
How can you do it before you start shrinking? Please tell me :/
before making the coffie
7:20
dantdm: see i got this! :D i've lived as a short person all my life!
me: *he has accepted it*
Yes he has
Omg he did
I love how good Dan is at playing games that he's new to. I love watching every one of his videos.
I remember when this came out
*Then that 3 years hit me*
OMG
I cannot believe that Dan is playing a DanTDM simulator
*well played**well played*
yay haha
XD
I’m surprised that Dan could reach his desk to play the game
LOL
Hahhahah
Yeah
LOL
Aahhh
These classic videos always seem to bring me joy even in the darkest of days.
I made a dab police badge out of paper and tape today.....plz notice me Dan.
Edit: Trayaurus would be proud of u for trying something new Dan. ;)
Edit: Happy Anniversary! Sorry I'm three days late.
Melisa Cassidy I made papers at school saying join dab police today and put my number and put them all around the school (I also put subscribe to DanTDM)
DAB POLICE!!!
OMG I want to do this
@@biogimint2628 im DOING IT
@@obsidiaan Cool I made mine in math class
Me: * watches video *
Me: * looks over at mom *
Mom: * drinks coffee *
Me: “MOM NUU U GUNNA SHRINK!!!”
Mom: ???
Me:🤣
Gianna V. Lol
I Don’t Get It, I Know That That’s How The Game Works But I Don’t Get WhyYou Need To Put A Laugh Face
It’s too late for my mom 😿😿😿
Did you actually scream at your mom for that?
Oh I better warn my mom
“There’s nothing in the microwave ever”
-DanTDM
He said “either”
Tgamer 1.00 so? No one asked
I said ever cuz he said either weird
Me: "man, I want some strawberry jam"
Also me: *watches video*
*Microwaves iced tea*
Did it work though?
WOW! I can't believe you're still going strong I remember watching your challenge Colosseum and mod adventure videos years ago on a laptop and the laptop would reach 3% and i would plug in a charger just to keep watching now i'm on a PC...remember when the channel was named The Diamond Minecart and you had to change it because of all the fakes...Whelp back then i was 11 years old and now i'm 15 and all I wish is for nothing but a positive future for this channel!!!!!! :]
Well said
I've been watching since a little after he started. Jeez it's been a long time...
:)
I've been here since diamond dimensions wow so long
Oh my gosh, I'm eleven right now!
Dan: *plays game*
Game: *glitches*
Game: *danTDM is too short. He can not shrink any smaller*
Rabbits GOOGOO GAGA
Lol so true
OMG!What?
Sooooo true that is sooooo truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue
True very true
“Why is this place so gray?”
-DanTDM 2020
A Science experiment gone wrong
THIS VIDEO WASNT MADE IN 2020
Remove the R and maybe I can answer
Dan: Okay I promise not to touch anything
Scientists: Okay
(2 Hours Later)
Dan: Down Here help
Scientists: WHAT did we just say
Loooooooooool
I saw the thumbnail and I knew what it was going to be...
Inch by inch.
Same
me too
hahaha
I knew because it had the potion in the background.
I am addicted to your prison architect series........... PLAY MORE BEFORE I DIE!
Same
Yup
Lol me to
The Blue Turtle 0-0
The Blue Turtle same we both have an addict
Dan: *is at a sink and hears water pouring sounds*
Also Dan: Am I peeing?
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍞
Lol yes
😂😂😂😂😂😂🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌔🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛🌛😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲😃😀😑😐😑😂🥲🥲😂🤣🥲😂😂🥲🥲🤣😂🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🥲😂😂🤣🥲🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🥲🤣😂😂🥲🥲🥲😂😂🤣🥲🥲🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🥲🥲🤣😂🥱🥱🥱🥱🤧😴😴😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😑😐😑🤭😏🥳🤩🥲😂🤣🥲😂😂🥲🥲😂😂🤣🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🤣😂🤣 confusing right?
@@Hexsel3 what...
Me: What kind of disease?
*top 10 questions scientists still can’t answer*
*CLap clAp CLAP*
Very true!
I think it’s insane how I JUST found this channel today!!
Pretty entertaining 😎🔥
Yo bro
Jesus
Wow that's sad man.
Do you play PUBG?
I've watched his vids since I was 4 and I'm 10
This the TRUTH
Dan: I'm a good, smart scientist!
Me: Do an experiment!
Dan: Oxygen+ watyer = a tree!
Me:😑
BOI
@Edward Orbe-Galvan I just spam
@FRicKiNg LiL raT WHo Is U BOI water 😑
FRicKiNg LiL raT WHo Is U BOI r/whoooosh
thats not how you spell water
Alternate title: Getting to my real height in a game
1.68 meters is about 5ft. Sorry not sorry to ruin the joke, yt/selfwooosh
@@PelsckoPelesko I honestly don’t know the metric system at all, sorry
@@nuggetthewisone6931 What the hell
anyone else imagining a mini dantdm running around a science lab panicing
EVEN MY BRAIN IS SHRINKING!
-DanTDM 2019
Liam Burridge bruh I posted this 9 months ago what do you expect
GH0ZTY no you posted it 1 year ago
MarkerDude Plays YEAH CUZ ITS BEEN 3 MONTHS DUH
When did you guys reply?
Dan: am i??
Am i pe-??
Am i peein-??
Oh no im not peeing
Me: wuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I am
Wut.?.?.?.
mc.derpy abc its what he said.
Sniping Moose ?? Wasnt it am i??
Dan: ooooooooooo Ignation + waterier
Me: *ummm what is dis magical world we be living in..?*
dan: theres a potion in there!
me: dan, dis aint minecraft
Lol
🤨o…k…
@@NotMadison1562 Shutup pls.
@@krono8299 how about you now leave me alone😑
Dan: 1:25 " Am I peeing"
Me: No Dan, your filling that beaker up with water. Why would you pee in a sink?
Harry Potter Wow
Right after he said that he said he was feeling it with water
Your comment is pointless and unfunny
@@knox6291 *Filling
@@knox6291 And thanks, I thank you for the *POSITIVE* Feedback and will "totally" listen to what you have to say in life. Thanks :)
@GamingBabyz No one cares about you.
@GamingBabyz you shouldn't be loved more. I would be upset lol
Dan
You may be small
But you take a big piece of my youtube recommended list ❤
@@M0zzarella_ same lol
Awe 😂
@@Guthri he's not talking to you:edit it mean she isn't talking to you
Josue Colin I know mom
Josue Colin
You are clearly dumb.
She was just saying "awe" gosh.
Or he. Sorry.
Dan: IM NOT GOOD AT SCIENCE
Dr. Trayarus has entered the chat
Ooh noo
“I thought this would be a hide and seek thing for me to find the potions but nope-“
10 seconds later.
“I NEED TO find THE ingredients!”
Happy Thursday guys
It's almost the weekend
I know right :)
LeonardoGamingWorld it is spring break
Schools are different your holidays might be now and his might be in 2 weeks
Boi its spring break
@GoWombat ITS SPRING BREAK IN AMERICA
Hmmmm....
**skips ahead** **Sees that Dan wins**
...Whew. Ok.
Lol 😆
S p o i l e r A l e r t 😡😡😤
Lololololololol
*ant man is now on a extremely high level*
That is the most radioactive coffee I have ever laid my eyes on
- DanTDM
If you keep in shrinking, your pugs might eat you by accident. That’s just a funny mistake. You wouldn’t want to come out the other side tho 😂
Fantastic
Ugh ew AH
Lol
Destiny Dragon yup
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok
This is how short dantdm is gonna be when he is -0.00 in the next century
V
hes gonna be 83 tall when hes negative 0?
wat
Wut :
-Im sorry, what?-
Wut
9:09 They way he looks at the camera sharply after he says that makes me laugh every time.
Right?? xD
*eye contact*
an accurate simulation of Dan's everyday life
Today was the saddest day of my life
Me: I am not doing good
My mind: WATCH DANTDM
Then it wasn’t the saddest day because you watch Dantdm
5:30 panics and opens each and every cupboard as he shrinks
5:35 sees open white board with the solution😂😂😂
Lol
Five seconds later
4:52
“Guys,I need-I don’t know what I need”
DanTDM,2019
I cant breath while watching his videos cuz im always laughing and replaying things
🎊🎉 Happy 10th Anniversary for you and Jemma! 🎉🎊
:)
Yaaaaay!!!
Congratulations yay🎉😀
Horray
🐶🐶🐶😊😊😊😊😊🐥🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁🐁
1:25 DanTDM: "Am I am I peeing."
Me: laughing and having to replay 1:25 over and over again.
you are probably 2 years old
Nah, just watch DanTDM for the memes
I was dying when dan said "am I pee- no im not peeing" 🤣
The way he said Sheesh this takes ages was so funny 🤣😂🤣
It's okay that's just how Dan grows instead of getting taller he gets shorter it's completely normal
Lol
no its not and yeah lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“WaTiEr” - DanTDM 2019
Little Noob Lil is so cute ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤♥️💝💖💗💓💞💕💌
It is 2020
Max Osborn I know but the video was made 2019
1:23 am I am I peeing? I laughed so hard!
dan: *sees that jam + microwave = key 3*
also dan: *finds jam seconds later and just leaves it there*
🤭😂
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dan is the best
You know that too
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Dan is the shortest,
You know that too.
Cool
Rose are red
Violets are blue
I don't what To
Put here so
Maybe do
You
030
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Dan's old vids were better
And you know it too
He really is 😁
Hi and happy anniversary for u and Jemmas wedding
I no
Dan " I maybe opened this locker 3 times "
Me " DID YOU LOOK DOWN THOUGH!?
Dan:I've lived small all my life I got this. Dan later: I can't do thiss
DanTDM is now plankton 😂.
Lol
Wait how do we know your getting smaller or everything is getting bigger?
Dan is just getting smaller
Well Dan can't get smaller so the latter probably
Jeibrix Russel Tubon r/woooosh
Jeely i no it is you stop hiding
Because he drank coffee
This is my favourite video EVERRR
Incy by Inch has to be a really stressful game for Dan especially that he has to mix potions in order to stop shrinking
Dang the comments went from 80 to
632 in 30 seconds
“Wat”.
Btw Dan try this one game called brick rigs it’s a fun game where you can build vehicles out of legos and much more!
SeekNdstroy55239 now 1k
Ya fun so much
Funny game epic quality
yeah thats a good game
Bro what was I actually on two years ago
Lol imagine he has a high-pitched Voice on XD😂
1:12 I’m dying!
16:44 proper science as it says wibbly wobbly or
Glass cupboard...
Opens them anyway...
Penguin Farm
Prison Architect
And Now Its Come To..
IM SHRINKING!!
Shut up
MS. Artsy sorry
@@romanticspider651 they never did anything to you
You don't need to be sorry
@@romanticspider651 rude
Dantdm with Explodium: Be Very Carful.
Him walking as fast as he can
Dan : I’m not one of the tallest people
*man from a vine laughs hysterically*
Me : * falls out of chair *
1.68 is actually the average height of a male human
Toxicepicdailyfortnutstreamerimbetterthenallofyou. Ya sure...
@@GingerbreadFam well yea depends on where your at tho because different parts of world have different average heights
ChuSoo Kpop eh true
I love you Dan you are the best youtuber.❤️💖
And can you play more 🎉
💙Prison architect💙
Mohammed Hosny I agree with u
Yes more
Are u eygptian?
He will guys just wait
@@_mossy_8520 hi
I’m a kid and I got excited when DanTDM became my size lol
My fav Dan vid
Play the video 2x faster its SOOOOOO funny
Hiya guys! (when no one says hi in the chat)
Hello....?*
(Everyone has left the chat)Hello darkness my old friend.....
EmmyGamez Gaming lol
Hiiiiii I am still here! And lol
this is highly relatable
I only found this in 2020, at may 16th, I never new dan played this.
Dan "I'm in a cold panic" he says as he opens the fridge
me "Nice"
*ihave a bi panic when i see dan '-'*
Dan: maybe I should stop using my lab equipments to make coffee? Me: *dies of laughter*
Start code dantdm
Ice tea + microwave = strawberry jam. Very accurate👏👏
👍🏻
It wasnt that
Nvm
Ikr
He could of continuously made his face cam smaller with the character int the game that would of been cool
That would’ve been hard to edit though.
Pyborg super cool tho
yEeEEeeEEeEeEeEEEs
Would be really awesome
Dan: I'm not build for science!
Dr trayarus:Let's do easier experiments then
Hi Freya is my child who made this.
@@nathab32 thanks mummy
Dantdm and the wasp in cinemas November 23
lol
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My birthday is on november 23
Lol
WHITE phantom nice 👍
OMG this is the earliest thing I've been! Anyway DAN can you do more tomodatchi life and reading your comments? I LOVE it when you do them.
IMPORTANT QUESTION
Dan when will there be a new tour? It's my dream to meet you but the tickets sell out so fast I don't have time to get even 1 ticket! :(
Anyway just a message. HAVE A GOOD DAY! :) :D Also more Roblox plz?
Emma Emeralds I really want him to go on tour because when I started watching him he was done with tour and so I WANT DAN TO GO TO THE U.S.A!!!!!!!!!
Most of my dreams are meeting him
Btw DanTDM never checks his comments
PugQueenPizzaTDM : 3 he went to the USA already
Sc WAFFLE true
*EVEN MY BRAIN IS SHRINKING*
-Dantdm 2019
DanTDM deserves more subscribers thank you Dan for making my life better and laugh
Dan: Needs Ignatium
Also Dan: forgets how to after making it in the tutorial
Hi dan i have been watching your vids since the pokemon vids came out I love your vids and wish to meet you one day.
And also "DONT DRINK COFFIE!!!!!",if you do then this can cors...
shrinking,
and having to do since,
So "DONT DRINK COFFIE!!!!!!"
Correction: its COFFEE not COFFIE
Plus it Cause not Cors
Thanks I'm terrible at spelling
I've been watching since minecrft (I was 4/5)
@@kemwompel3720 it's*
0:07 boi this made me actually lol 😆