Far Cry 2 Health System

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
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    This small Far Cry 2 footage shows the health system.

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @justmike9556
    @justmike9556 3 года назад +11708

    Far Cry 2's healing system is literally just the definition of "walk it off"

    • @Jay-fn2wz
      @Jay-fn2wz 3 года назад +284

      *breaks fingers*
      oh ne its not really a problem lemme just crack em back into place

    • @ytaccount8635
      @ytaccount8635 3 года назад +104

      good example of tis' but a scratch

    • @Hellstaraditya6356
      @Hellstaraditya6356 3 года назад +12

      Imma destroy your 999
      Edit : it felt guuuuddd

    • @justmike9556
      @justmike9556 3 года назад +3

      @@Hellstaraditya6356 i had no idea i even got this many likes wow

    • @anupamaasnathan
      @anupamaasnathan 3 года назад +2

      Truuuuu

  • @Jeremiah-bn7wn
    @Jeremiah-bn7wn 4 года назад +4708

    I just imagine him doing all that painful stuff with a poker face

    • @ashenshield1712
      @ashenshield1712 4 года назад +113

      Nah he's crying like a baby we just can't hear it

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 года назад +90

      A mix of “ you’ve eaten a lemon” and a determined face

    • @eatatable2301
      @eatatable2301 4 года назад +23

      @@justsomeplantcells- so fucking true tho

    • @steventimothy7347
      @steventimothy7347 4 года назад +8

      Terminator vibe

    • @KeviiTG
      @KeviiTG 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

  • @averageyoutubeuser44
    @averageyoutubeuser44 3 года назад +16646

    History: The first hospital was invented in 1663.
    People in 1662:

  • @jesserose7487
    @jesserose7487 3 года назад +216

    Enemy: Sir, he isn't dying!
    Captain: What? You are an army, he is a single guy!
    Enemy: Yeah, Jhon used bazooka but... But he just healed himself!

    • @jibzzztm
      @jibzzztm 2 года назад

      F

    • @hallowchromee8977
      @hallowchromee8977 2 года назад +1

      he just ate a piece of cooked steak

    • @unrelated6739
      @unrelated6739 2 года назад +5

      Captain: what the- HOW?
      Enemy: I don’t know but he like patted the fire off his arms and ripped a tooth out!

  • @AM-id5ry
    @AM-id5ry 5 лет назад +5466

    *Starts drowning*
    *Removes tooth*
    *Gets health back*

    • @flying_Night_slasher
      @flying_Night_slasher 4 года назад +45

      Same but with tree branches and metal bar in stomach and metal rod in leg (that actually happened to me in far cry 2)

    • @modernpanda7597
      @modernpanda7597 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/Q4e9aKGi0ek/видео.html

    • @J22367
      @J22367 4 года назад +9

      @@modernpanda7597 why self promote

    • @botanich
      @botanich 4 года назад +2

      @The Let's Player sound like psychology case

    • @Wenci_1O1
      @Wenci_1O1 3 года назад +6

      **starts drowning**
      **Cuts neck with knife**
      **Breath like fish**

  • @WatercraftGames
    @WatercraftGames 3 года назад +6313

    Meanwhile Minecraft:
    **breaks leg**
    "A few steaks will be enough"

    • @namenotfound614
      @namenotfound614 3 года назад +261

      Suffers extreme burns after taking a dip in lava:
      One shiny apple should be enough

    • @kristyandesouza5980
      @kristyandesouza5980 3 года назад +111

      *gets hit on haed with two entire falling anvils *
      *Eats carrot encased in gold *

    • @nightwingdark8785
      @nightwingdark8785 3 года назад +56

      Gets shot in the eyeball by bow
      Nothing I can't fix with some potatoes

    • @Pratik53101
      @Pratik53101 3 года назад +25

      Apple Would be enough for Broken Bones

    • @namenotfound614
      @namenotfound614 3 года назад +23

      @@Pratik53101 a rotten meat will be enough to heal your entire body

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero 3 года назад +5077

    This dude is just a monster.
    Imagine being the enemies, watching him ‘heal’ himself

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 года назад +421

      *throws gun away*
      Ally: Comrade, where are you going?
      Me: We shot the dude 50 times and he's still alive. I literally watched him remove a bullet from his arm like a zit. He doesn't feel pain. Dunno about you but I fucking quit :V

    • @ginadano6393
      @ginadano6393 3 года назад +35

      @@anonguy772 lol

    • @apreturns
      @apreturns 3 года назад +70

      The part with the knife and pliers is actually a surgical trick used to stop internal or external bleeding, they got that right

    • @flawless_Cowboy
      @flawless_Cowboy 3 года назад +21

      No thanks, I like sleeping comfortably at knight.

    • @ginadano6393
      @ginadano6393 3 года назад +4

      @@flawless_Cowboy wow nice pun

  • @nickw6969
    @nickw6969 3 года назад +787

    "Agh! I broke my leg!"
    Fortnite: b a n d a g e
    Far cry: *Unbreak it*

  • @brendonalo3124
    @brendonalo3124 3 года назад +12936

    Just imagine a person doing that without any reactions of pain

    • @stonecold6022
      @stonecold6022 3 года назад +371

      That would be awesome

    • @nottownlma
      @nottownlma 3 года назад +620

      impossible since it's probably so painful it's unbearable, only people born with no pain receptors can

    • @heyziel
      @heyziel 3 года назад +449

      @@nottownlma Or people high on morphine and high grade pain killers

    • @jovycataga2581
      @jovycataga2581 3 года назад +295

      @@nottownlma You'd be suprised that there is a rare disease whwre you dont feel any of the pain at all.

    • @nottownlma
      @nottownlma 3 года назад +51

      @@jovycataga2581 instant surprised

  • @evulmonke6630
    @evulmonke6630 3 года назад +4645

    Pain: **exists**
    Farcry 2: no, we don’t do that here

  • @HangingDGrunt
    @HangingDGrunt 4 года назад +5094

    Other games: Healing Potions, Food, etc.
    Far Cry: snap, crackle, pop

    • @Goober.61
      @Goober.61 3 года назад +34

      Eggman would be pleased

    • @tanveergaming7742
      @tanveergaming7742 3 года назад +23

      Haha noob killed by jotaro

    • @BloodyPrince22
      @BloodyPrince22 3 года назад +9

      🚑

    • @_Bunger_
      @_Bunger_ 3 года назад +9

      @@Goober.61 That would’ve been cooler bro got wasted by the wee woo bus

    • @dumbdumb4203
      @dumbdumb4203 3 года назад

      I laughed a little too hard

  • @DP15chosen
    @DP15chosen 3 года назад +34

    Dude can heal more than doctors ever do.

  • @markstein9773
    @markstein9773 4 года назад +6112

    "If you're homeless, just buy a house"
    Far Cry: *IF YOUR DEAD, JUST BE ALIVE*

    • @water8355
      @water8355 4 года назад +81

      If your gf die, bring her back to life

    • @bacon_haired_dude7050
      @bacon_haired_dude7050 4 года назад +73

      If you broke
      Just get money

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 4 года назад +69

      If you're deaf, just hear.

    • @legzzzzz
      @legzzzzz 3 года назад +57

      "If you're bad, be good."

    • @mrwaffles216
      @mrwaffles216 3 года назад +33

      @@water8355 Who says your gf needs to be alive?

  • @SpaceMan.MCCXII
    @SpaceMan.MCCXII 3 года назад +3663

    Healing in Far Cry be like:
    I use the pain to destroy the pain

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +47393

    *Gets shot in the head*
    Alright let me fix my broken fingers

    • @rhythm3869
      @rhythm3869 6 лет назад +558

      Justin Y. Im following you

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 6 лет назад +145

      Rhythm me too

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 6 лет назад +67

      Rhythm I look in his video tab and follow him, go to the most recent video, I'm there

    • @falcongamer58
      @falcongamer58 6 лет назад +25

      JustCallMeJay we be making a movement, let's go!

    • @publicslum6495
      @publicslum6495 6 лет назад +121

      Fuck off justin

  • @jhazon
    @jhazon 3 года назад +28

    I was shot in the shoulder*
    Far Cry: ''let's put these fingers in place''

  • @Jamesamong007
    @Jamesamong007 5 лет назад +2886

    If only healing yourself was this easy in real life.
    Doctor : "You have cancer"
    "Okie dokie" *Snaps broken finger into place*

    • @idahernandez6261
      @idahernandez6261 4 года назад +65

      Docter :you have been cured

    • @Hecu
      @Hecu 4 года назад +81

      Rips the cancerous tumor out of his stomach with bare hands and throws it onto ground

    • @idahernandez6261
      @idahernandez6261 4 года назад +3

      @@Hecu how u know where the tumor is

    •  4 года назад +7

      @@idahernandez6261 Shut up, nerd

    • @idahernandez6261
      @idahernandez6261 4 года назад +8

      @ im not a nerd i just have more braincells than you

  • @dhruvanshrautela7507
    @dhruvanshrautela7507 3 года назад +757

    He'll inflict more damage by trying to heal himself.

    • @OH-ITS-CHRIS
      @OH-ITS-CHRIS 3 года назад +10

      No he won't

    • @Bolloxman123
      @Bolloxman123 3 года назад +38

      Than he'll heal himself even more

    • @felixbonneau1834
      @felixbonneau1834 3 года назад +30

      It really depend, you can put small bone into place after internal fracture you can also pop dislocated joint into place quite easily both itervantions will make you fonctional. However deep tissue removal of bullet and other things is really dangerous

    • @JauniusDobilas
      @JauniusDobilas 3 года назад +4

      r/whooosh ?

    • @yeetyboy2869
      @yeetyboy2869 3 года назад

      No

  • @Lobertherp
    @Lobertherp 4 года назад +2337

    “How much did you say my hospital bill was again?”

    • @Random_.
      @Random_. 4 года назад +148

      "69.420 $"
      "fine ill do it by myself"

    • @Cake-je1hu
      @Cake-je1hu 4 года назад +3

      @@Random_. hello

    • @juango500
      @juango500 4 года назад +2

      "0$"

    • @Random_.
      @Random_. 4 года назад +1

      @@Cake-je1hu hello

    • @nickryan6787
      @nickryan6787 4 года назад +1

      Oo

  • @EggsBenedicts
    @EggsBenedicts 3 года назад +20

    Imagine ur in the middle of a war and someone goes “Hol up guy, there’s a bullet in my arm, lemme just get it out real quick”

  • @dogemakarov7110
    @dogemakarov7110 3 года назад +1666

    Man's really said: "aight lemme un-break my fingers real quick"

    • @fuzzy8889
      @fuzzy8889 3 года назад +14

      you can do that irl its realistic

    • @omthanos4349
      @omthanos4349 3 года назад +1

      Hi u stil alive...

    • @zw5-555
      @zw5-555 3 года назад +2

      @@fuzzy8889 needs shit tons of force thp

    • @ilgn2466
      @ilgn2466 3 года назад +1

      I mean fingers are possible to fix but the whole arm... He needs to have power equal to 3 doctors trying to fix your dislocated arm

    • @-spacenav-6054
      @-spacenav-6054 3 года назад +1

      0:56 Man's really said: "aight lemme die real quick"

  • @brandon6485
    @brandon6485 4 года назад +854

    *gets* *shot* *multiple* *times* *in* *the* *torso*
    “Alright, time to pull my fingers back into place”

  • @AlqhemyA
    @AlqhemyA 4 года назад +1348

    Doctors hate him! Find out his secret!
    Edit: how the actual fuck did I get 1.4K likes in just 2 months? You guys are absolute chads

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 4 года назад +11

      Ghost you need to remove shepherd bullet revolver in your body

    • @NoScopeGamer-pw7gg
      @NoScopeGamer-pw7gg 4 года назад

      @@starbuckoof5219 Hell, the bullet is probably still there, not Ghost. Dude got set on fire.

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 4 года назад +1

      @@NoScopeGamer-pw7gg ok i am just saying

    • @starbuckoof5219
      @starbuckoof5219 4 года назад

      @@NoScopeGamer-pw7gg 0:52 remove fire

    • @NoScopeGamer-pw7gg
      @NoScopeGamer-pw7gg 4 года назад

      @@starbuckoof5219 Loose Ends secret ending

  • @adimattina1
    @adimattina1 3 года назад +21

    I love how he doesn’t even care when
    he like breaks his leg or something else

    • @ajente2o254
      @ajente2o254 3 года назад +1

      Well for do this animations you have to waste ALL your morphine

  • @trollmalooxd4309
    @trollmalooxd4309 3 года назад +2710

    The fact that this video is from 12 years ago is more impressive

  • @azryxthefolf6331
    @azryxthefolf6331 5 лет назад +2393

    "I think I just broke my arm"
    "You need an ice pack?"
    "Nah, I got this."
    *Proceeds to snap arm and hand bones back into place*
    "What... Why did you... how did yo-"
    "Never mind, I feel fine now."

    • @team_japaball
      @team_japaball 4 года назад +10

      Gnchhhjjhhh!!!!!!😰😧😩😭

    • @HeinzrichPangestu
      @HeinzrichPangestu 4 года назад +6

      Nada Nahri did you have a stroke?

    • @homelessman3762
      @homelessman3762 4 года назад +10

      who tf gives you an ice pack when you have a broken arm, who even keeps an ice pack around with them

    • @azryxthefolf6331
      @azryxthefolf6331 4 года назад +5

      @@homelessman3762 This situation is all taken place in a school sick bay. Sorry about that. I should have added that in somewhere. Thank you for pointing it out for me. Have a good day m8.

    • @homelessman3762
      @homelessman3762 4 года назад +4

      Azryx The Folf oh wow, i was expecting an argument, but you were actually quite nice, thanks mate

  • @dechaphasuk7197
    @dechaphasuk7197 4 года назад +2504

    Google: use an ice pack
    Bing:

  • @EatitHarvey
    @EatitHarvey 3 года назад +183

    If you're wondering how he's able to do this without feeling pain, you have to waste all your morphine supplies to get to these animations.
    You are literally pumped full of morphine.

    • @ajente2o254
      @ajente2o254 3 года назад +22

      That explain a lot

    • @Aegis_7VII
      @Aegis_7VII 3 года назад +3

      No you don’t, it happens if you’re on the last bar of health. Dumbass

    • @lobster6736
      @lobster6736 3 года назад +1

      @@Aegis_7VII wrong

    • @-thriftrr-4552
      @-thriftrr-4552 3 года назад +18

      @@lobster6736 That’s literally how the game’s healing works though, once you get to less than one bar of health and heal these animations play instead of the normal syringe ones

    • @lobster6736
      @lobster6736 3 года назад

      @@-thriftrr-4552 wrong

  • @lithium2696
    @lithium2696 3 года назад +530

    So basically when your in the middle of gunfire, fixing your dislocated fingers will make you invulnerable during the duration.

    • @codex3019
      @codex3019 3 года назад +6

      Yes.
      But no.
      After the free time you have to heal, they will give you another bullet and you will have to heal it. Repeating the cycle.

    • @OKmonAMI
      @OKmonAMI 3 года назад +1

      @@codex3019 you forgot to take stormtrooper aim into account

    • @19NAT43
      @19NAT43 3 года назад +3

      So yeah fun fact, no, they will most likely execute you if you are in the open lmao

    • @cerebrospinal87
      @cerebrospinal87 2 года назад +3

      It actually doesn't. You have to take great care to heal in a good spot in this game, cause an enemy can easily gun you down before the animation is over. I doubt you will even ever see this lmao

  • @cookiebutterfollower5085
    @cookiebutterfollower5085 6 лет назад +1429

    *Pain* ?
    Never heard of it

  • @lendleguanzon4753
    @lendleguanzon4753 4 года назад +5484

    Plot twist: He's wolverine

  • @_imdope
    @_imdope 3 года назад +59

    Far Cry logic:
    Character: **sees that he has a hole with a bullet on the arm**
    Also character **proceeds to create another hole to let the bullet out**
    Also, all of these solutions are way cheaper than American's healthcare system

  • @Jonas-PD
    @Jonas-PD 4 года назад +745

    “I don’t have time to bleed”

    • @JeroldBoy0407
      @JeroldBoy0407 4 года назад +2

      “A bunch of slack jawed f***ots around here! THIS STUFF WILL MAKE YOU A GODAMNED SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS! Just like me...”

    • @0utiaw217
      @0utiaw217 4 года назад

      I don’t got time to feel pain

  • @kevin71x
    @kevin71x 6 лет назад +1935

    Doctors hate this Guy!
    *Find more out here*

  • @mxmzkzznxnzjz6165
    @mxmzkzznxnzjz6165 5 лет назад +461

    *Imagine walking in the hospital and only doctor is this guy...*

    • @puggers8219
      @puggers8219 4 года назад +21

      I would walk right back out if I just had something like if I felt sick I would say "nah it's okay it'll go away"
      But if I'm going to die in a couple of hours I would speed dial him like a GOD

  • @t_g49
    @t_g49 2 года назад +2

    the fact that this is 13 years ago

  • @vinyfuego7963
    @vinyfuego7963 6 лет назад +791

    I remember playing this game and when I was healing I was like: Omg that hurts more than the bullet shot

    • @ReaIRacks
      @ReaIRacks 4 года назад +4

      I know right

    • @yvn_youngdexter2741
      @yvn_youngdexter2741 4 года назад +1

      Complaintzy what do you mean? The bullet is Penetrating ur flesh and ur muscles bro, what do you mean it’s not gonna hurt as bad? Do you realize how many sizes does a bullet come in? Like bro a 9mm yeah that’s nothing but a 5.56 nato round or armor Piercing round and even a 50 Cal BMG will have you screaming till you take a shit and pee ur pants (Don’t take it seriously I’m just joking with you 🤣😂) but for real tho in my opinion it depends on the size cuz the bigger the bullet is, the more is gonna hurt y’all know.

    • @yvn_youngdexter2741
      @yvn_youngdexter2741 4 года назад

      Complaintzy yea

    • @tuanatphamnguyen577
      @tuanatphamnguyen577 4 года назад

      When I watch this video i was like: MY HANDS!!!!! MY LEGSSSSS!!!!

    • @DudeTM-e7y
      @DudeTM-e7y 4 года назад

      @@yvn_youngdexter2741 there was a guy who got randomly shot while jogging and he didn't notice, after he collapsed and bled to death doctors found a .308 point in his leg

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +2723

    He's truly invincible

  • @smartkidado
    @smartkidado 8 лет назад +448

    I'm about to die!
    *puts toes back in place*
    I feel better

  • @werdle92
    @werdle92 3 года назад +13

    I liked this system. I remember falling off a ledge. and resetting my thumb. and it made me feel so immersed. yes sometimes it was silly. but a lot of the times it really pulled you into the actio

    • @Barrythebarnabas
      @Barrythebarnabas 2 года назад

      Same. I remember the first time I fell from a high ledge in far cry 3 and Jason literally had his whole arm dislocated and simple reset it. Vision blurred from the pain and pulling out shrapnel after getting blown up. Healing animations in these games are top notch

  • @blackwinner7063
    @blackwinner7063 3 года назад +2767

    history:pain was invented 1644
    people in 1643:

  • @mariosdaskalakis2680
    @mariosdaskalakis2680 4 года назад +3019

    I just realised, the sound of the metal part getting out of his knee, is the sound that Fuze charges produce in Rainbow 6 Siege.

    • @panze-r
      @panze-r 4 года назад +80

      Same engine

    • @am2350
      @am2350 4 года назад +16

      Yup yup

    • @jhonathanmaymon9089
      @jhonathanmaymon9089 4 года назад +10

      Damnnnn

    • @houghwhite411
      @houghwhite411 4 года назад +17

      dude... so that's why it's so familiar

    • @panze-r
      @panze-r 4 года назад +10

      @Benaiah Dandel 8A I believe its anvil but im not 100 percent sure

  • @jhkim9341
    @jhkim9341 3 года назад +1410

    This guy: gets shot which bullet made a hole in his arm
    The same fucking guy: *pushes it to the other skin and makes another hole*

  • @guy46189
    @guy46189 3 года назад +6

    Real Life: “HE BROKE HIS THUMB, TAKE HIM TO THE E.R.!”
    Minecraft: *B r e a d y u m y u m*

  • @thanoswidodo9281
    @thanoswidodo9281 3 года назад +3589

    Ethan Winters : "Finnaly a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

    • @Kenny-hy5pj
      @Kenny-hy5pj 3 года назад +191

      hAnD wAsHiNg GoD

    • @Plain_White
      @Plain_White 3 года назад +120

      He's half human and half mold. Bakers killed him in the beginning but with help of Eveline, he got revived.

    • @-w-.
      @-w-. 3 года назад +51

      The secret was Chem Fluid all along

    • @omni_mtb3210
      @omni_mtb3210 3 года назад +39

      Anytime I read his name, I use Heisenberg accent lol and i cant help it

    • @chimkennugget45
      @chimkennugget45 3 года назад +4

      @@Kenny-hy5pj 😂👍👍

  • @__Neil__
    @__Neil__ 3 года назад +843

    Guy: *Got broken arm*
    Doctor: "Wait here, i'll-"
    Guy: *Fixed his arm a second later*
    Doctor "Jesus Christ"

    • @hellofriendurjourneyendshe2312
      @hellofriendurjourneyendshe2312 3 года назад +9

      Me:wow how did u get that body
      The guy:everytime i got shot i will get the bullet out of me
      Me:u need church bro

    • @fourtwo8185
      @fourtwo8185 3 года назад +2

      Medic: wunderbar...

    • @gydmoony3006
      @gydmoony3006 3 года назад

      *ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ТЫ ПЕРЕСТАНЕШЬ СМОТРЕТЬ ЭТО КАНАЛ*
      ruclips.net/video/Z47Ya6MZ8nk/видео.html

    • @gydmoony3006
      @gydmoony3006 3 года назад

      *ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ТЫ ПЕРЕСТАНЕШЬ СМОТРЕТЬ ЭТО КАНАЛ*
      ruclips.net/video/Z47Ya6MZ8nk/видео.html

    • @AerionMersaror
      @AerionMersaror 3 года назад

      Oh yeah. I heard jesus christ did do that to other people with a Splash Potion Of Healing II

  • @adrenolife1460
    @adrenolife1460 3 года назад +590

    Doctors be like : why are we still here, just to suffer

    • @Lazuliafy_Dreemurr
      @Lazuliafy_Dreemurr 3 года назад

      Indonesia doctor: Oh, i think just feel hurted, but we can't get it

    • @Lazuliafy_Dreemurr
      @Lazuliafy_Dreemurr 3 года назад

      Indian doctor:...i don't think about it, or not to be snapping necc

    • @punishment5658
      @punishment5658 3 года назад

      He IS the doctor 😈

  • @MrBruh281
    @MrBruh281 3 года назад +1

    This is what the coach wants you to do when you get hurt during pe

  • @Spazzsticks
    @Spazzsticks 3 года назад +348

    The one where he pulls that piece of steel from his knee gets me every time. The way he stops midway as if its too painful to grab in one go is just.. ouch.

    • @Stonecargo21
      @Stonecargo21 3 года назад +22

      The second one, he literally pokes a hole through his hand to take out a bullet

    • @c-will
      @c-will 3 года назад +5

      For me its when he fix fixed his arm 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 года назад +2

      Very satisfying😌

    • @c-will
      @c-will 3 года назад

      @@dhruvavikas1632 no

    • @dhruvavikas1632
      @dhruvavikas1632 3 года назад

      @@c-will yes

  • @acetroubleshooter9500
    @acetroubleshooter9500 6 лет назад +3580

    *Far cry 4:* Gets attacked by an eagle..
    *Removes the bullet from the arm*

    • @sovietdz15
      @sovietdz15 6 лет назад +161

      NPC: wait why do you have a bullet in the arm ?
      Player: cause the eagle attacked me isn't obvious ?
      NPC: *wtf you're crazy*

    • @Namelesshero-e8k
      @Namelesshero-e8k 6 лет назад +15

      Eagles in far cry 4 are just about as annyoing as the cliff racers from morrowind

    • @justalad4708
      @justalad4708 6 лет назад +42

      What if it was a desert eagle...

    • @ashyy6819
      @ashyy6819 6 лет назад +1

      K2 FU
      Thank you sir. You have spoken on my behalf.

    • @yigithatunoglu3293
      @yigithatunoglu3293 6 лет назад

      @@Namelesshero-e8k Yeah damn those cliff racers

  • @ananas8592
    @ananas8592 6 лет назад +1074

    *more damage heals you*

    • @edwincastro3075
      @edwincastro3075 6 лет назад +24

      Taha Maghraoui dude they are clearly saiyans getting zenkia boost from toei

    • @thecorruptible6799
      @thecorruptible6799 6 лет назад +3

      Taha Maghraoui Haven’t you heard of dr pain he is the most effective and painful doctor there is got sum c4nc3r he will simply pull it out of u

    • @RobotHunter1234
      @RobotHunter1234 6 лет назад +5

      i dont know why your profile picture mades this more hilarious

    • @ananas8592
      @ananas8592 6 лет назад +1

      七転び八起きLeisure haha its funny
      Oh god I have been hit
      *let me do some more dammage here*

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 6 лет назад

      Taha Maghraoui yup XD

  • @albertzhang6109
    @albertzhang6109 2 года назад +2

    Man: Gets half of his body blown up
    Far Cry 2: *'Tis but a scratch*

  • @foolishxhero
    @foolishxhero 3 года назад +469

    "mother... you're injured"
    "too bad YOU... will healed"

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @gydmoony3006
      @gydmoony3006 3 года назад

      *ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ТЫ ПЕРЕСТАНЕШЬ СМОТРЕТЬ ЭТО КАНАЛ*
      ruclips.net/video/Z47Ya6MZ8nk/видео.html

    • @gydmoony3006
      @gydmoony3006 3 года назад

      *ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ТЫ ПЕРЕСТАНЕШЬ СМОТРЕТЬ ЭТО КАНАЛ*
      ruclips.net/video/Z47Ya6MZ8nk/видео.html

    • @miguelsamuelvillareal8265
      @miguelsamuelvillareal8265 3 года назад

      "healed"

  • @tradersj2
    @tradersj2 3 года назад +3173

    That pained me 😂😂😂

  • @oknice5153
    @oknice5153 4 года назад +208

    By the way at the end he doesn’t die he’s just tanning in the sun

  • @CoconutMan3
    @CoconutMan3 3 года назад +3

    Far cry 2
    Character: **low health** cracks knuckles
    Character: **GETS 10000000000 MORE HEALTH**

  • @ImMarno
    @ImMarno 7 лет назад +455

    Far cry 3 (crash into tree, *Pull out a bullet from arm*)

    • @thebravelittletoaster6432
      @thebravelittletoaster6432 6 лет назад +24

      ShadderMic I once got bit by an alligator (in farcry 4) and i pulled a twig out my arm I was like Fuken wot

    • @Sheridanv1
      @Sheridanv1 6 лет назад +2

      Don't search up my name Pls That gator probably threw a stick at you

    • @canthole8050
      @canthole8050 6 лет назад +1

      Nii
      Nah it's teeth are made out of twigs

    • @Sheridanv1
      @Sheridanv1 6 лет назад

      *XD*

    • @rafaelsousa6470
      @rafaelsousa6470 6 лет назад

      lol

  • @Deoix9877
    @Deoix9877 3 года назад +2244

    Me: *gets shoot*
    Google: "seek medical help immidiately "
    Bing:

  • @gauxapen3311
    @gauxapen3311 4 года назад +281

    **gets shot in the eyeball**
    **wraps bandage around wrist**

    • @zarkon7711
      @zarkon7711 4 года назад +2

      No, ya see that's just fortnite logic

    • @gauxapen3311
      @gauxapen3311 4 года назад +5

      @@zarkon7711 what about pubg and rules of survival?

    • @zarkon7711
      @zarkon7711 4 года назад +1

      @@gauxapen3311 hmm... I see your point there, my mistake

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 4 года назад

      Far Cry 3 be like

    • @dilandefas3372
      @dilandefas3372 4 года назад

      Si

  • @piyushkapoor6264
    @piyushkapoor6264 2 года назад +1

    This video is true explanation in which old RUclips videos can also be viral after 13 years

  • @errorkid4180
    @errorkid4180 4 года назад +371

    Jigsaw: cut your arm open to get key and you wi-
    Dude:done
    Jigsaw:w-what

    • @iron_blyat6815
      @iron_blyat6815 4 года назад +22

      Honestly any Far Cry protagonist would just tank all the traps in Saw.
      Burning oven? Just keep spamming the put out fire button
      Looses all limbs? Take a bandage
      Die? Respawn

    • @Ostan-jw2bg
      @Ostan-jw2bg 4 года назад +8

      @@iron_blyat6815 Lmao! “Die? Respawn”

  • @moseschong33
    @moseschong33 3 года назад +1249

    0:10 "after a 17 hour gaming session"

  • @HeheheheOk
    @HeheheheOk 3 года назад +1773

    **Has a hole in heart**
    Literally anything else: You're dead
    Far Cry 2: Just shake it off comrade

    • @Jaksucksatlife2
      @Jaksucksatlife2 3 года назад +29

      Minecraft: E. A. T.

    • @codex3019
      @codex3019 3 года назад +12

      @@Jaksucksatlife2 Creeper: explodes 1 centimeter away.
      Steve: Chop da' pork.

    • @libraryofv
      @libraryofv 3 года назад +9

      Just crack your heart back into place

    • @kul3013
      @kul3013 3 года назад +6

      Cod :GET TO FUCKING COVERRRRRR
      Gta sa : C l u c k I n b e l l!

    • @odin9628
      @odin9628 3 года назад +2

      You won’t be doing that when the rigor mortis hits

  • @lordfoogthe2st572
    @lordfoogthe2st572 2 года назад +2

    You: Dad, I accidentally cut my finger!
    Your Dad:

  • @nikhilpant6428
    @nikhilpant6428 4 года назад +238

    He’s treating his body like I treat my phone.

  • @Mcsquizzy7
    @Mcsquizzy7 4 года назад +427

    *”PAIN ISN’T AN OPTION”*

    • @GordiMGR
      @GordiMGR 4 года назад +2

      @The Let's Player a little cringe but nice

    • @allah2982
      @allah2982 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @notrigescnt4498
      @notrigescnt4498 4 года назад

      War is not for weak or something.

  • @TheLastGame666
    @TheLastGame666 3 года назад +261

    This man really took "Dying is gay" too literally.

    • @gydmoony3006
      @gydmoony3006 3 года назад

      *ПОСЛЕ ЭТОГО ТЫ ПЕРЕСТАНЕШЬ СМОТРЕТЬ ЭТО КАНАЛ*
      ruclips.net/video/Z47Ya6MZ8nk/видео.html

    • @slinkyexpert6905
      @slinkyexpert6905 3 года назад +1

      I’ve had to reset dislocated bones like my arm before with out pain killers it. Fucking. Hurts

    • @JasonHenderson
      @JasonHenderson 3 года назад

      @@JaySteiny read it again that's not what he said.

  • @justdave_54
    @justdave_54 2 года назад +1

    “ The Pain Only Makes Me Stronger. “
    -Nano

  • @quan4779
    @quan4779 3 года назад +136

    I remember watching this when I was 7 and it was soo disturbing, and it still is today.

    • @asdawasda
      @asdawasda 3 года назад

      its not that bad tbh

    • @quan4779
      @quan4779 3 года назад

      @@asdawasda Ik but the way they di the sound effects and how they just pull out stuff out of their body made me uncomfortable.

    • @angerygreyboi443
      @angerygreyboi443 3 года назад +1

      @@quan4779 especially with this one 0:34

  • @fakedio6744
    @fakedio6744 3 года назад +1487

    Pov: Your mind is confused. Is it Satisfying? Or Disturbing.

  • @persona5musiclover
    @persona5musiclover 3 года назад +2891

    "Your bones broken?"
    Just unbreak them.

    • @bluefatcat5814
      @bluefatcat5814 3 года назад

      Facts

    • @maxfordgaming9278
      @maxfordgaming9278 3 года назад +25

      Exactly, it's so simple. I once broke my neck. I just cracked it back.

    • @ravenplayz1106
      @ravenplayz1106 3 года назад +3

      Exactly true if u break ur leg fix it like god dammit

    • @mahmudafiya6705
      @mahmudafiya6705 3 года назад +1

      Ah yes the floor is made out of floor

    • @ChristIsKing1161
      @ChristIsKing1161 3 года назад

      Ah yes we have home work we had 1 second left to like your comment

  • @adeemmmm
    @adeemmmm 2 года назад +1

    Who needs a doctor when you can carry on that knife and pliers anywhere u go

  • @taxtapyinc.2921
    @taxtapyinc.2921 3 года назад +136

    the most absurd part is how he doesnt even grunt while doing any of these things, I imagine him just going like
    •_• dammit

    • @SpaceBoundFox
      @SpaceBoundFox 3 года назад +10

      "Darn, I got a fractured arm. Oh well, time to unfracture it!"

    • @jawsattachs7879
      @jawsattachs7879 3 года назад +3

      Aw come on, not again!

  • @NAVEnterTainMent
    @NAVEnterTainMent 8 лет назад +1245

    *Arms broken, his friend sees him snap it back into place without emotion.*
    "Ehh its fine, shit happens all the time"

    • @UncVEVO
      @UncVEVO 8 лет назад +24

      Potato Gaming Thats when forest gump helped that man with the slogan for bumper stickers

    • @kc5onyoutubification
      @kc5onyoutubification 6 лет назад +7

      'tis but a scratch

    • @goalssccgl
      @goalssccgl 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChibiNinjaVT
      @ChibiNinjaVT 6 лет назад +3

      Just another Wednesday

    • @JackeyBoyyy
      @JackeyBoyyy 6 лет назад +1

      I'd scream for him ahaha

  • @lolfuturemeep6958
    @lolfuturemeep6958 3 года назад +308

    “Gets shot in the head”
    Somehow gets a fractured foot

  • @patrickroyale8048
    @patrickroyale8048 2 года назад +1

    school be like:
    *gets stabbed*
    The school nurse: yup, this water should be able to heal your stab wound in a matter of seconds!

  • @akulasuper8152
    @akulasuper8152 4 года назад +816

    0:05 - hand lost its virginity

    • @kotletka7760
      @kotletka7760 4 года назад +82

      P-Please be gentle finger-kun

    • @naurthanks6122
      @naurthanks6122 4 года назад +11

      @@kotletka7760 VAGSSGAGSH WHAT IS THIS

    • @pyae1
      @pyae1 4 года назад +16

      Cursed comment

    • @Dhirvij203
      @Dhirvij203 4 года назад +6

      Kind a true 😆😆😆😆

    • @Asura_ZH
      @Asura_ZH 4 года назад +23

      What in the humanity fuck did you say?

  • @conor781
    @conor781 6 лет назад +1032

    *Just use flex tape*

    • @jabames
      @jabames 6 лет назад +18

      THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @xoj7313
      @xoj7313 6 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @mr.jamrob4505
      @mr.jamrob4505 6 лет назад +5

      Just slap it on with the might of Zeus

    • @shiboatisuto
      @shiboatisuto 6 лет назад +1

      Male flex tape armour

    • @claquo0343
      @claquo0343 6 лет назад +1

      Weird flex but ok

  • @johnpassmith4002
    @johnpassmith4002 4 года назад +259

    0:06 i wasn't ready for this one lmao.

    • @zaktuma5780
      @zaktuma5780 4 года назад

      same bro lmaoo

    • @saint_mully1712
      @saint_mully1712 4 года назад +2

      Poke my finger where the bullet went I'm completely healed

  • @WaggingTailsSquad
    @WaggingTailsSquad 3 года назад +1

    “Tis but a scratch” -The Black Knight

  • @VibinSouls
    @VibinSouls 3 года назад +549

    This is what it would be like if people didn't feel pain

    • @buttlord5007
      @buttlord5007 3 года назад +41

      Minus the unnoticed infections due to not feeling the inflammation due to open wounds not being covered.

    • @buttlord5007
      @buttlord5007 3 года назад +15

      @TENZTIK Y O U D A R E
      Q U E S T I O N M Y I N T E L E C T
      F I L T H Y M O R T A L ???!?!?!!!?!?!??!?!

    • @johnnykitty2024
      @johnnykitty2024 3 года назад +15

      @@buttlord5007 yep true, we wouldnt understand whats good or bad, since being relaxed is also a type of pain
      life is pain

    • @cruella7387
      @cruella7387 3 года назад

      @@johnnykitty2024 spain without ass

    • @luxured8999
      @luxured8999 3 года назад +4

      @@cruella7387 what

  • @4ui7
    @4ui7 6 лет назад +1247

    *Takes RPG To Stomach*
    *Puts Flesh Back Into his Body*

    • @normanfreeman5205
      @normanfreeman5205 5 лет назад +36

      Takes RPG to the stomach
      Pulls out nail from between fingers

    • @athandithanawarathna4456
      @athandithanawarathna4456 4 года назад +13

      @@normanfreeman5205 Takes RPG to stomach
      pulls dislocated thumb to its socket

    • @RhuzzHenryDJuan
      @RhuzzHenryDJuan 4 года назад +9

      Gets shot in the head with an anti tank rifle
      Pulls bullet out of arm

    • @caydenreal
      @caydenreal 4 года назад +2

      *Grenade flys over to me*
      *stabs arm with epi pen for no reason*

    • @jasiujasiu4124
      @jasiujasiu4124 4 года назад

      Nathan Drake be like:

  • @PhrogiBoi
    @PhrogiBoi 3 года назад +895

    who else is getting this after 12 years on your recommendations

  • @xeonedit
    @xeonedit 3 года назад +2

    everyone criticized the game
    but no one questioned why the video from 13 years ago was in the recommended section

  • @giuseppecarlomeglio4327
    @giuseppecarlomeglio4327 3 года назад +193

    The best thing is: no words, no pain, no screams😦

  • @AurelionSass
    @AurelionSass 8 лет назад +3163

    "Health" system

    • @angelbertgudes2726
      @angelbertgudes2726 6 лет назад +12

      just stfu, it's uploaded 9 years ago moron

    • @ethan7751
      @ethan7751 6 лет назад +39

      Angelbert Gudes Does this have to do anything with the obvious joke?

    • @markgabrielandal1744
      @markgabrielandal1744 6 лет назад +5

      I dont get it...

    • @teezzurr
      @teezzurr 6 лет назад +3

      yo this comment is 1 year old could u pls stop complaining about this?

    • @radictyle1982
      @radictyle1982 6 лет назад

      Aurelion Sass "Health"

  • @hystereo
    @hystereo 4 года назад +1538

    "And remember son: DYING IS GAY"

    • @Boe_UwU
      @Boe_UwU 3 года назад +18

      *dies

    • @lightningbolt171
      @lightningbolt171 3 года назад +25

      @@Boe_UwU jaja ya gay

    • @Boe_UwU
      @Boe_UwU 3 года назад +7

      @@lightningbolt171 shhh im dead

    • @div164
      @div164 3 года назад +12

      @@Boe_UwU it mens youre gaaaaayyyyy

    • @pookiekisser
      @pookiekisser 3 года назад +3

      @@div164 i dont see any problem-

  • @ijustlostmydog777
    @ijustlostmydog777 2 года назад

    this is literally ASMR for me, like the scratching of the blood, the clunking of the metal in the knife and bolt cutter, man..

  • @VictorIsSoCool
    @VictorIsSoCool 6 лет назад +225

    0:26 totally will make it better

  • @Grantsta
    @Grantsta 3 года назад +632

    Kid: Breaks arm*
    Dad: “Looks like we are gonna have to cut it off.”
    Kid: Not today...

  • @wezale7349
    @wezale7349 6 лет назад +777

    0:06 how to turn your arm into a gun

  • @gshepppp
    @gshepppp 2 года назад +1

    "Uh oh I broke my neck, Guess I'll just screw it on the other way

  • @nubng2427
    @nubng2427 4 года назад +493

    0:41when ur foot hits on the edge of the door

  • @AzumiArya
    @AzumiArya 3 года назад +328

    "When im Wounded, I Use My Fingers, Feet, Leg, Arm, Knife And Cutter to Get Healed"
    -Far Cry 2 Characters 2008
    Edit: I forgot its 2008 not 2011

  • @MrsSking123
    @MrsSking123 3 года назад +114

    Not even a grunt of pain...
    This man is Chuck Norris's son

    • @inferno7997
      @inferno7997 3 года назад +7

      Wow this looks like the kind of comment from 9 years ago

    • @MrsSking123
      @MrsSking123 3 года назад

      @@inferno7997 a man can dream.

  • @Spwilson18
    @Spwilson18 2 года назад +1

    Gotta admit the animations look cool

  • @Mr.Leviathan4545
    @Mr.Leviathan4545 5 лет назад +345

    0:11 me after just trying to carry my fat cat

  • @Nonne9894
    @Nonne9894 3 года назад +189

    After 12 years, we got recommended. Take your ticket here

  • @gcfrreal
    @gcfrreal 3 года назад +183

    **breaks leg**
    Google: seek assistance from a trained medical professional
    FC2: unbreak it

    • @nutso310
      @nutso310 3 года назад +2

      google docks: undo?

  • @birb777
    @birb777 Год назад +1

    The sounds are oddly satisfying