Can't Trust Em - The Corey Holcomb 5150 Show 9/19/23 Feat. Darlene "OG" Ortiz & Kraig Smith

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

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  • @TEDDYTHELEGACY
    @TEDDYTHELEGACY Год назад +100

    Corey be feeling every word Kraig be saying 😂😂 “oH My GOD say it AGAIN” 💀

  • @seerob1956
    @seerob1956 Год назад +140

    Kraig facts straight 🔥
    Unbalance people hate the truth, cause truth is balance.... 💯

  • @alb7844
    @alb7844 Год назад +15

    Kraig is hilarious "Lil Wayne look contagious, like he lay eggs." 🤣

  • @eddieward8532
    @eddieward8532 Год назад +80

    Kraig looks like a grown Bart Simpson 😂

  • @lordsway7190
    @lordsway7190 Год назад +189

    Kraig is that brother who gives knowledge and wisdom quietly

  • @ReezyOfficial1
    @ReezyOfficial1 Год назад +88

    44:11 "Men should be in charge of the friends you make". Kraig was hitting home runs

    • @ducejane214
      @ducejane214 Год назад +4

      😂😂facts

    • @stopabledu
      @stopabledu Год назад

      kraig is deep for dumb niggas who think everyone black 😂😂😂

  • @odiebroen3922
    @odiebroen3922 Год назад +180

    KRAIG WAS ON ANOTHER LEVEL TONIGHT🔥🔥🔥..KRAIG WAS ON SUPER SAYIAN MODE WITH THAT NEW HAIR🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @melrose951
      @melrose951 Год назад

      Nigga Barber gave him a senzu bean 🫘 😂💯🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @jullianalexander1666
      @jullianalexander1666 Год назад

      Fucked em up

    • @ailuosi7241
      @ailuosi7241 Год назад +3

      because marcus not there. its always better when he not there

  • @waltdawgbosshog1816
    @waltdawgbosshog1816 Год назад +138

    I’m 47 minutes in. Corey and Kraig spoke for all real men tonight. The last ten minutes had me barking like a dog and laughing at the same time. Salute to the generals.

    • @856Lockdown
      @856Lockdown Год назад +6

      When Corey said men don’t leave their women😮‍💨thought it was just me

    • @motomoto8080
      @motomoto8080 Год назад

      ❤❤❤❤qqq❤❤qqqqp

    • @mys2723
      @mys2723 Год назад

      K K @@$&!!@2y pp p pp up u

    • @dms718
      @dms718 Год назад

      How would you know what a real man is? Internet alpha.

    • @motomoto8080
      @motomoto8080 Год назад +8

      @@dms718 a real man dnt question another man about being a man....man!real spill.just chill........👍🏿

  • @amazonrain6786
    @amazonrain6786 Год назад +26

    THE WOMAN MADE JEEZY SAY THEIR BABY GENDER NEUTRAL. WE KNEW THEY WOULDN'T WORK

  • @billbixby3353
    @billbixby3353 Год назад +20

    When Kraig said women are still people that was real as hell . So many times men simp thinking only of the box.

  • @tonyliggins9953
    @tonyliggins9953 Год назад +10

    That deaf threat shit was pure comedy LMFAOO!!!

  • @dmoney7165
    @dmoney7165 Год назад +23

    Kraig and Co uninterrupted freestyles are goat tier!!!🔥🔥🔥

  • @Cashius211
    @Cashius211 Год назад +7

    Kraig said "Lil Wayne looks like he lays eggs" 😅😅

  • @cscar5771
    @cscar5771 Год назад +7

    I left her cause she took a picture with Magic Johnson in 1992 😂😂😂

  • @Johndrea-MsDeedee
    @Johndrea-MsDeedee Год назад +5

    Omg, it felt so good to feel the old 5150 show
    With Kraig and Darlene
    Keep it like this 💯

  • @piper1727
    @piper1727 Год назад +22

    kraig asked for the betcha by golly wah haircut at the barber

  • @TheSpear
    @TheSpear Год назад +57

    Marcus either on tour during Tuesday's or he really took a break from Corey.

    • @Handsomebrzyhd
      @Handsomebrzyhd Год назад +15

      He got his own shit going on.

    • @DealwiththeReal
      @DealwiththeReal Год назад +7

      Marcus is a good add for comic relief when Corey bags on him lol

    • @TCthaCrisis
      @TCthaCrisis Год назад +7

      ​@DealwiththeReal You new here. That got real old and annoying after a while

    • @Detroitking02
      @Detroitking02 Год назад +8

      Stop starting bs rumors. Marcus out here grinding bills don’t pay themselves

    • @TheSpear
      @TheSpear Год назад +2

      @@Detroitking02 no rumor, I posted a two part statement/question.

  • @70sBaby05
    @70sBaby05 Год назад +43

    Damn! That 5150 dump truck spilled out on the road for real!! Salute Darlene!!!

  • @Sir.Francis
    @Sir.Francis Год назад +6

    BAR OF THE 21st Century 46:39
    "If a woman is not a man's helpmate, then why TF are you here?!"- KRAIG FACTS

  • @jaydawson2727
    @jaydawson2727 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love these freestyle, improved songs are raw n dope asf y’all be having fun

  • @Chynadoll1976
    @Chynadoll1976 Год назад +33

    It takes Dee FOREVER to tell a story!
    🙄🤦🏽😂

  • @alb7844
    @alb7844 Год назад +4

    Shaba Ranks returns 😂, Shannon Sharpe on the front 😂, they put Hank Aaron on the cover 😂, Bill Duke "I'm Gon have me some fun, I'm Gon ha me some fun" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sheedrich2014
    @sheedrich2014 Год назад +210

    Darlene swear she gives good advice 😂

  • @stevespearman2544
    @stevespearman2544 Год назад +7

    Damn why Craig sounding like Fat Albert Tonight

  • @gunpowderhoes3492
    @gunpowderhoes3492 Год назад +86

    Dee reminds me why I like older women so much

  • @dalewright5823
    @dalewright5823 Год назад +5

    Darlene said Mayhomes!!!😂😂😂

    • @tftimboe
      @tftimboe Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @keithevans6811
    @keithevans6811 Год назад +16

    Once again to all the young kings out here only take the jokes leave the man advice right here 😂😂😂

  • @dashb9871
    @dashb9871 Год назад +5

    Corey: whats the name of leslie jones' book?
    Craig: shabba ranks returns 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reekhavoc2932
    @reekhavoc2932 Год назад +13

    That gerald levert segment had me crying 😂😂😂 so random

  • @gregorycobb650
    @gregorycobb650 Год назад +19

    Darlene tough as nails hanging with these nut azz ninjas 😂😂 oh yea i rewinded to see that outfit😂1:03:30 (you can thank me later)yes lawd

  • @whatwouldezrado
    @whatwouldezrado Год назад +3

    " I stopped fucking with her after I seen her in a picture with Magic Johnson in 92." I'm hollering 😅😂😅😂

  • @monique2324
    @monique2324 Год назад +3

    Kraig been going to therapy and school! 😭 He spit game on this night and I LOVE it!

  • @d4amn
    @d4amn Год назад +44

    I'm so happy Craig is back, he's so funny.

    • @kuemarallis173
      @kuemarallis173 Год назад

      🤣📢💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @Diegolasca.84
      @Diegolasca.84 Год назад +4

      I couldn't even watch with Marcus loud brown nose laughing.

    • @mauriceguice2373
      @mauriceguice2373 Год назад +1

      @@Diegolasca.84 Is Marcus Still On The Show.. I've Taken a Time Out From This Show For About 4 Months ..🤔

  • @zianation7746
    @zianation7746 Год назад +54

    Women like Darlene always say it's immature when a man speak on facts about women! IF IT'S FACTS, ITS FACTS!

    • @miquelcunningham4669
      @miquelcunningham4669 Год назад +2

      all the time

    • @aaronmiller4659
      @aaronmiller4659 Год назад +2

      Facts!! 😂😂

    • @thefriendlyislingtonian8420
      @thefriendlyislingtonian8420 Год назад +1

      Kinda sounds like every mum in the world. So what does that say about our mother's? No shade. Just Friendly Facts!!😎

    • @TrueRattlehead
      @TrueRattlehead Год назад

      @@thefriendlyislingtonian8420 I'd hope that's common knowledge to everyone that watches this show

    • @thefriendlyislingtonian8420
      @thefriendlyislingtonian8420 Год назад

      @@TrueRattlehead The thing about common knowledge or common sense is that once someone elevates themselves they don't see themselves as common, so, usually that part of their brain that would have previously understood this has been erased. So no. It's not common knowledge to most. It's invisible to them.

  • @equalfoundation895
    @equalfoundation895 Год назад +8

    42:09 Corey does not know but Craig facts is actually spitting real game here.

  • @KKMack
    @KKMack Год назад +30

    😂😂😂 they all be great but this show had me rolling like the one from the early days.

    • @anthonyjackson1938
      @anthonyjackson1938 Год назад +6

      The deaf shit had me dyin

    • @856Lockdown
      @856Lockdown Год назад +3

      That handicap parking shit had me hurting😂

    • @anthonyjackson1938
      @anthonyjackson1938 Год назад +4

      They went in on Leslie too. I rollin👍🏿💯👌🏿😂🤣

    • @856Lockdown
      @856Lockdown Год назад

      @@anthonyjackson1938 on gawd😭

  • @MS-xn8ub
    @MS-xn8ub Год назад +4

    Corey dressed like his child support payments got raised 😂

  • @AI-mo6tx
    @AI-mo6tx Год назад +7

    Corey and kraig in rare form tonight 🔥😂😂😂

  • @lastsam9846
    @lastsam9846 Год назад +84

    Corey finally done ran Maaacus off! No more wet armpits jokes.

    • @anas-432
      @anas-432 Год назад +24

      Yh that sucks, he was a nice addition to the show, wonder how darlene still tolerates him lol

    • @lastsam9846
      @lastsam9846 Год назад +10

      @@anas-432 🤣🤣🤣Dee a gangsta.

    • @ms.a.r.m.3047
      @ms.a.r.m.3047 Год назад +15

      Yes I miss Marcus is he coming back

    • @sheedrich2014
      @sheedrich2014 Год назад +58

      Yall be spreading rumors smh 😂

    • @cityofsyrupp
      @cityofsyrupp Год назад +58

      Nah Marcus on his hustle right now

  • @dooxiaomi
    @dooxiaomi Год назад +5

    Yes I remember that show, Dee told the story and yes it is stalking 😂😂😂

  • @FrankTownsendjr
    @FrankTownsendjr Год назад +13

    Its hard to believe corey hellafied with the hos the way he argue with dee every week😂

  • @odiebroen3922
    @odiebroen3922 Год назад +32

    Darlene caked up with the 🤚🏾☝🏾🤚🏾👌🏾 on the cheek’s 🎂🎂🤣🤣Gotta get my girl one💯

  • @m_grace7633
    @m_grace7633 Год назад +35

    Marcus said, " Momma knows best," and left the show 😂😂😂

  • @Prof_Cos
    @Prof_Cos Год назад +15

    Kraig is brilliant... tonight's show was a good balance of conversation and jokes

  • @benhillSWATS
    @benhillSWATS Год назад +3

    These two Kings were on 🔥🔥🔥 tonight. The funniest episode of the year to me. Corey and Kraig facts live, no stand up but a conversation improve just like tonight. Shit’ll be dope

  • @hogane2290
    @hogane2290 Год назад +25

    This is definitely one of my favorite episodes in a long time and the song at the end was funny as f*** fire

  • @antoniobailey1980
    @antoniobailey1980 Год назад +16

    ❤️ Y'all Corey Dee and Kraig great show💯

  • @zianation7746
    @zianation7746 Год назад +16

    Corey ask why would dude tell on the b*tch but Corey ALWAYS exposes people and their secrets on a regular basis AND SAYS HE HAVE TO KEEP IT REAL, ALL THE TIME!

    • @elhajj4285
      @elhajj4285 Год назад +2

      I like cory, but you right.😮

    • @thespeechboss
      @thespeechboss Год назад +2

      Corey ain't expose no secrets. what!? He speaks in shit that is public.

    • @olliwest7341
      @olliwest7341 Год назад

      You have no idea what you are talking about. Even in your comment you conflated points.... Apples to oranges

    • @zulu3274
      @zulu3274 Год назад +1

      😂 Corey is the funniest hypocrite on the planet...lol

  • @odiebroen3922
    @odiebroen3922 Год назад +8

    WOW By Far The Craziest Song They Made🤣🤣and it’s was dedicated to the one on only Darlene “OG” Ortiz jkjk🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥Episode 🤚🏾☝🏾🤚🏾👌🏾🔥🔥

  • @MadeAnotherchannel
    @MadeAnotherchannel Год назад +9

    I remember getting suspended from school for wearing a snowman shirt back in the day smh.

    • @miquelcunningham4669
      @miquelcunningham4669 Год назад

      we had dress code

    • @andrebryant5081
      @andrebryant5081 Год назад +1

      My lil brother had to turn his shirt inside out to stay at school

    • @User78813
      @User78813 Год назад

      I had that thing saved in my favorites since 2005 😂😂 my mom was like hell no

    • @FrankTownsendjr
      @FrankTownsendjr Год назад +2

      I know yall 30+ 😂😂😂

    • @User78813
      @User78813 Год назад

      @@FrankTownsendjr 27

  • @FullofSouthernCharm
    @FullofSouthernCharm Год назад +6

    If a man didnt claim you while he was living dont try to claim him once he's dead.

  • @antoineemory6772
    @antoineemory6772 Год назад +3

    some dude in tha chat rm said marcus aint there cause he at a deodorant convention..LOL

  • @jonusmadison438
    @jonusmadison438 Год назад +9

    I was with a new female and my ex called and said she was too drunk to drive can I come drive her home and I picked her up with my new female...friends don't let friends drive drunk is what I told the new female 😂😂😂😂

  • @reezee412
    @reezee412 Год назад +15

    Always assume that a dude is hitting your chic..and never confront the other dude over a chic..

  • @THY_INDIGO
    @THY_INDIGO Год назад +4

    Shout out to Corey and the the whole 5150.
    My mans Kraig snapped on the freestyle!
    GAWD!

  • @andresavage9109
    @andresavage9109 Год назад +3

    Somebody said Leslie got beanie sigal on the book cover 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dayleharper5837
    @dayleharper5837 8 месяцев назад +1

    Magnificent mouth game.. 😂😂😂😂

  • @1lbynum
    @1lbynum Год назад +10

    👍🏿👍🏿 for tonight’s song. Kraig was on it.

  • @cashmayes2343
    @cashmayes2343 11 месяцев назад +1

    Kraig is Bart Bimpsom, he hangs out with Balvin Bunningham

  • @spade1435
    @spade1435 Год назад +5

    Craig put in his bid with Darlene 😂

  • @vicsmooth27
    @vicsmooth27 Год назад +1

    Kraig with the straight face saying “Lil Wayne looks contagious…like he has a poisonous bite…he looks like he lay eggs” had me crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zianation7746
    @zianation7746 Год назад +5

    Broads like Darlene call it immature when you speak on FACTS about women! BUT IT'S JUST FACTS!

    • @trishacollymore4397
      @trishacollymore4397 Год назад

      Men can't speak on facts for the population of women. You can speak on your experience with the type of women you chose. Men don't know what it's like the same way how women don't know what it's like to be a man.

  • @roddollaz
    @roddollaz Год назад +5

    Patrick Maehomes is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tftimboe
      @tftimboe Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mjones9714
    @mjones9714 Год назад +3

    Deon can wear his glasses and hat anywhere he wants! You why? Because he DEON MF'n SANDERS 🔥💪🏾

  • @teeadam6800
    @teeadam6800 Год назад +1

    Yo whom ever said Bullwinkle, Riddick Bowe, Stranjo, and Leslie Garnett I have been crying tears laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤ I’m dead

  • @ancu2388
    @ancu2388 Год назад +4

    This might have been my favorite 5150 freestyle ever! 🤣

  • @jej495
    @jej495 Год назад +2

    COREY SANGIN TF OUTTA THIS FKD UP SONG😂😂😂

  • @dmario23
    @dmario23 Год назад +23

    Boy Dee in that outfit made me forgive all the crazy shit she be saying lol

  • @I_Love_my_adblock4408
    @I_Love_my_adblock4408 Год назад +1

    🙋🏾‍♂️ Cory and that Magic comment! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @derrellwilliams5159
    @derrellwilliams5159 Год назад +1

    Craig A wild dude he's a Hood Scientist Melatonin and Serotonin 😀😆😂🤣 Dropping Knowledge 🤔💯!

  • @keithcypress18
    @keithcypress18 Год назад +5

    Corey and deee sittin in a tree 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derwinsmall9957
    @derwinsmall9957 Год назад +1

    Just getting out the Shower Rouge 🎯Trinaaaaaa😢🌉👑

  • @RemedySound
    @RemedySound Год назад +43

    Was Corey the 1st Comedian to have a Podcast? 10+ years I've been watching....nobody says it but you really are the Greatest Corey👊🏽Much Respect from Toronto,Canada.

    • @Artislife1992
      @Artislife1992 Год назад +6

      Idk if this show has ever been audio version Podcast wise. Best RUclips Show All Time to me doe. 💯👏🏾

    • @jondoe6315
      @jondoe6315 Год назад +1

      I think it was Jaime foxx. He put corey on the foxxhole

    • @HandsomeHustler
      @HandsomeHustler Год назад +3

      Patrice O’Neal had The Black Phillip Show . It only had like 13 episodes tho boy that shit is/was gold

    • @Artislife1992
      @Artislife1992 Год назад +1

      @@HandsomeHustler yea Corey help inspire him too comedy style wise. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @trevorferrell4626
    @trevorferrell4626 Год назад +1

    Appreciate y’all for this podcast ! Look forward to it every week . Much love 🤘🏾

  • @londellmalone5414
    @londellmalone5414 Год назад +4

    Kraig stingy didn't bring nobody else Jamba juice 🤣

  • @mrsain19
    @mrsain19 Год назад +1

    dee called this man the head detective from in living color. hahahahahhaa

  • @JuanVTheSecond
    @JuanVTheSecond Год назад +6

    Marcus mentioned 5150 on his last show it ain’t no beef … he prolly booked for shit since he starting to branch out now

  • @Cashius211
    @Cashius211 Год назад +1

    Kraig said "Lil Wayne looks contagious" 😅😅

  • @MrAKoles1
    @MrAKoles1 Год назад +3

    The knowledge and perspective on this show is unmatched.

  • @derrickthurmond2470
    @derrickthurmond2470 Год назад +1

    Something so small as “Deaf threats” has me in tears 😂😂😂😂

  • @mgrf0925
    @mgrf0925 Год назад +3

    DAMN!!! I didn't know Dee was Caked up like dat!!!

  • @devayonlett3321
    @devayonlett3321 11 месяцев назад

    "I don't know what circadian is. Is it a oil company?" 😂😂😂 Corey a fool

  • @devondivine1083
    @devondivine1083 Год назад +4

    Dee got some nerve wanting someone to give "Names"

  • @piper1727
    @piper1727 Год назад +4

    i cant wait for the san diego show...yeeeeee.. My fav comedian.. Hamalot Holcomb

  • @kingpoodietv364
    @kingpoodietv364 Год назад +14

    watching Corey tryna keep up with kRAiG FACTS is hilarious

  • @chellanekrukar4869
    @chellanekrukar4869 Год назад +2

    San Antonio...when are ya'll coming here?

  • @tambrimathis4256
    @tambrimathis4256 Год назад +21

    Corey got mad at marcus when he said corey shops like a woman , that comment through corey off. Thats when corey made the mistake and said he likes masculine women than corrected himself and said i mean feminine women. Every since that happened corey was after marcus.

  • @Chellito202
    @Chellito202 Год назад +2

    I’m not saying I’m super duper hellafied, but I’m super duper hellafied -Corey H

  • @jojowalker6560
    @jojowalker6560 Год назад +3

    This is one of the realest shows out here they speak facts they got jokes and always putting game in all of the listers ears when it comes to anything a person been through good and bad every dog has its days keep it moving. Cory Holcomb is a REAL 1🎤💯

  • @footwhisperer576
    @footwhisperer576 Год назад +1

    This is about the funniest! OMG!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "GET yo night ass in da house and go to bed" 😅😅😂😂😂 "we need to pick friends for women" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ajaye945
    @ajaye945 Год назад +9

    Corey, the truth is the truth. When we decide to become intimate with someone, we are indirectly sleeping with everyone that that person has slept with.

    • @Mrvicious74
      @Mrvicious74 Год назад +1

      Yep. Soul Ties

    • @snipergang3312
      @snipergang3312 11 месяцев назад

      Damn lie I didn't sleep with them dudes bra

  • @aiti12vip22
    @aiti12vip22 Год назад +1

    No Craig. It’s not Buttoxes. That’s too many syllables Mr. facts. The plural form of buttox is Buttci (like cactus is cacti, plural) 😂 I’m 🤥 my ass off 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @SlapSlapMansaMusa
    @SlapSlapMansaMusa Год назад +17

    Bring Bobby and freeze back and real fans remember calling in and who remember Low Lifeeee

    • @ELCrablos
      @ELCrablos Год назад

      You tube has the best of low life calls from the foxxhole

    • @RoundthewayA_757
      @RoundthewayA_757 Год назад +2

      I miss Bobby drunk ass 😂😂😂

  • @flymanaz
    @flymanaz Год назад +2

    12:00 "You do as I say"-> 🤣☠️🤣🎯💯

  • @OverRoofless
    @OverRoofless Год назад +3

    Corey Holcomb is without doubt a chosen one.

  • @ceedagr8159
    @ceedagr8159 Год назад +1

    Corey dressed like Gator off Jungle Fever ..." mama i smoke the tv "

  • @paul-pq4xp
    @paul-pq4xp Год назад +3

    bruh yall was on 1 tonight 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ReezyOfficial1
    @ReezyOfficial1 Год назад +4

    55:08 "I think unbalanced people sometimes when you tell them the truth, truth is balance. I think it just makes them uncomfortable, they'd rather be frantic and not knowing whats going on than operating in some truth" - Kraig Facts

  • @reggiel6968
    @reggiel6968 Год назад +5

    Darlene finally did a 360 for the camera . Finally got to see that dump truck

  • @tenika_bombae5045
    @tenika_bombae5045 Год назад

    Kraig said we just be up on "Bullshit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂