1:14:30 "Thank you. Check Please. All Done." -Zach The scar tissue from that red eye flight with the screaming child is showing through in the 'All Done!'
1:43:17 masterpiece 18:23 This is what listening to Supermega feels like 43:25 I remember overhearing some kids going “the Stanley cups are over there” 1:27:16 Chris n word
Forgetting about the Holocaust and saying, "How can you have a famine when there's ground everywhere?" Might be the most unintentionally funny shit Cory has ever said.
0:25 I love how Tomar can recognize when Chris and Zach get themselves into a feedback loop saying his name in a strange way for no reason. He knows there's nothing he can do except say "oh no" and let themselves do their thing for a bit until they tire themselves out like demented children. This "oh no" is the exasperation of a Tomar that's seen some things and been mentally scarred by them. I hope that one day Tomar can find peace after being in the company of these weird little creatures for so long.
I think this is the first time in months someone in this comments section said something positive about Tomar instead of mentioning his various war crimes
the length of these compilations always blows my mind, it doesn't seem that long when you think of it in 15 minute videos but somehow noita has 5 hours
@@A_Black_Sheep94 can't remember the specifics but with a powerful enough magnet you can affect materials that aren't really all that magnetic It's nothing like the attraction of something like iron for example though
The "oh no" from Tomar signifies that he is now tired. Not only is he tired, he's helpless. This man is being held against his will at this point, forced to be called things such as "Daddy Tomar", and "The Beard Bearer". Such a sad existence for our poor OneyPlays employee.
What would both an Oneyplays application, and resume, look like? Just imagining what either would look like if Chris and/or Zach filled it out/made it themselves.
I like to think he was in Ireland and was so annoyed they still send Chris stuff at his home that he singlehandedly swam across the Pacific (he was too angry he didn't realize he was going east into the Russian wastelands), traversed skidrow and LA goblins just to handle him the golden button, then go back and to drink tea and watch "who wants to be a millionaire" 1990 reruns on VHS with his wife.
Just droppin some timestamps so i can find em easier 1:53 barbados slim 6:07 red eyes jutting jawmar bit 8:20 LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN YOU 9:00 i want to kiss a girl that looks like me 12:02 gollum is related to aragorn 15:23 kevin smith shits into his own mouth like tubgirl 15:55 oneyplays and smiling friends co-creator sympathize with björk stalker 21:23 yoshi 5 finger filet 22:02 sid meier's torture sim
Zach really doesn’t like Chris. Did anyone see that awful evil video where Chris tried to give him a hug and Zach checked his advice with a tiger mouth strike and a mean judo hip toss shattering Chris’s left ilium on impact. I think Zach might be hiding a little bit of resentment towards Chris idk
@@grinshady0164 Tomar whistled into each of the other's ear, muttering that the other one thought he was funnier. Zach thought Chris was full of himself, and Chris thought Zach was absolutely right about thinking himself funnier, which made Chris peeved. Zach has had it out for Chris ever since, slicing through his pajamas with a nasally blade.
The most baffling thing about this is Zach not knowing "Do Not Go gentle", I mean from everyone here I expected him to recognize it immediately, I expected "Wait, what is ancient Rome?" from Cory but not that.
this is by far my favorite recent series from them. i have no idea what’s going on in the game in anyway but they have some banger conversations. this will help me make it through work today
cory actually might have hit upon an amazing idea for a food with his worm rant! let the worms eat marmalade in one dish till their guts are cleared from dirt, put em in another one with some clean marmalade and wait till they get plump and then fry them! that sounds delicious
@@hilotakenaka i watch best of oneyplays compilations for around 4 hours every day and have done so for a few years now, please do not mind my retardation
Worm stew used to be used as a type of medicine in medieval England, though they wouldn't clean them out. They would also make a worm necklace, basically tying worms to a string to wear around your neck, to use as a cure for sore throat. The worse your throat felt the more worms you would tie to the necklace.
Something I'd love to see in Civ VII is varying elevations. I know that there are the coastal areas that are prone to rise in sea level, but a more intensive height system that is visually appealing would be so cool - although hard to pull off well probably. There being mountains makes me want there to also be plateaus, valleys, canyons, etc. Would make it so satisfying to look over the country you rule lol
I know it's funny to bring this up given how oft Chris & crew deliberately spread vile & evil misinformation, but the tank guy in Tiananmen Square didn't get run over lol he got arrested for obstructing the tank- it tried to maneuver around him but he kept moving in front to stop it.
1:19:00 I think you guys could get away with a wormist parody of A Gringo Like me if the instrumental was recorded by you guys and the lyrics were substantially different that the lay person would realize it's a parody...except on RUclips since their copyright system is fucked lol. One creator I watched, she has original apollo footage she owns a copy or something, and she's gotten all these random people claiming it. Hell, she's even had original works she's made claimed as well. The youtube system is maddening. It's pretty obvious at this point there are random shell companies just claiming they own things with zero proof, since the system is so broken. Which is sad, because a worm parody of a song like that would be hilarious, and with Chris producing the instrumental, would probably be on par with something like weird al in terms of the quality. Like some of his tracks frankly rival the originals in ridiculous ways, even stuff like Eat It, which originally had that wicked guitar solo from Eddie Van Halen.
i was just cackling at Chris reciting that fucking whole ass poem as Michael Caine, everyone was so flabbergasted at the words coming from his fucking lips lmaoo
I live in Quahog, Rhode Island in New England. My name is Peter Griffin. I’m 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, drinking beer and no exercise routine.
Another answer to that breaks and falls riddle should be trust. You can break someone’s trust but it doesn’t fall. You can do trust falls but you’re not breaking anything
"You gotta admit he had his wits about him" is the last thing i expected anyone to say about the Bjork stalker ahahahha
You gotta admit, he was kind of a daddy
I read this comment Immediately before the bit started in the video LMAO XD
@@ModernMedusa especially when the bullet rattled around in his brain
He was the ultimate sigma male, respect o7
He had his wits about him until the end, when he had his wits all over him.
1:14:30 "Thank you. Check Please. All Done."
-Zach
The scar tissue from that red eye flight with the screaming child is showing through in the 'All Done!'
30:00 thank you for the lore recap on President Cory for those who may not be aware
20:55, to be fair Tomar did make that sound in that shitty Halloween flash game they played lol
I loved that moment & I’m so happy someone else picked up on that
1:43:17 masterpiece
18:23 This is what listening to Supermega feels like
43:25 I remember overhearing some kids going “the Stanley cups are over there”
1:27:16 Chris n word
They tienes into a weird and wacky versión of imperial Germany. WW1 and all
Forgetting about the Holocaust and saying, "How can you have a famine when there's ground everywhere?" Might be the most unintentionally funny shit Cory has ever said.
They were directly addressing Corey's brain literally being an egg in that drug PSA commercial.
@@Dark0neone well they stole it and tried to destroy it but failed
"they were on an island why didn't they just get fish and coconuts? duh?"
-Cory spazkid on the Irish tato famine
To be fair Zach did tell him Germany never did anything wrong
@Fae Trick Thank you
my new favorite Corey quote: “I created her so she has no rights”
I fear for the future in which Cory or especially Chris has a daughter
@@joolianlee well clearly you're supposed to kill the daughters upon birth
He's not wrong shockingly
It's so weird how I read this right as Corey said it in the video.
@@joolianlee Well that'd be a co-creation so they'd have to agree on where to take the daughter forwards but if they cede rights they're done.
0:25 I love how Tomar can recognize when Chris and Zach get themselves into a feedback loop saying his name in a strange way for no reason.
He knows there's nothing he can do except say "oh no" and let themselves do their thing for a bit until they tire themselves out like demented children.
This "oh no" is the exasperation of a Tomar that's seen some things and been mentally scarred by them.
I hope that one day Tomar can find peace after being in the company of these weird little creatures for so long.
pikmin 1 and 2 rock
I think this is the first time in months someone in this comments section said something positive about Tomar instead of mentioning his various war crimes
Tomar must face his punishment for the many varied atrocities he has flagrantly and gleefully committed. He deserves every second of this torment.
they did the nyeeeh squidward
I was just thinking that i love when they are doing bits and tomar just goes sighs and agrees
"Gandalf is a type of Gollum" will live forever in my memory
the length of these compilations always blows my mind, it doesn't seem that long when you think of it in 15 minute videos but somehow noita has 5 hours
Damn near 7 hours actually
Time is craaaazy maan
Noita is too stronk
the compilation is 6
Zach does that "You have no talent" way too well. I knew that little creature was actually our little creature in disguise.
I WALKED BOB DYLAN UP ON STAGE
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Really though the trumpet guy wasn't wrong, he just went about it the wrong way. Don't play badly play loud annoying noises in public.
@@A_Black_Sheep94 who gaf
@@A_Black_Sheep94trumpet golem was on the right side of history all along
The Holocaust and Irish Potato Famine conversation is one of the funniest moments on the channel
Timing?
@@jsega9393 38:00
@@carnage-_-2419 Thanks! I was already a while past it when I wrote this comment
Still love how angry Zach and Tomar got when Chris revealed he lied about wood being attracted to magnets in water.
Still don't know how they would believe that, especially from Chris
Not to mention he told them it was fake, like a minute later and they just didn't hear it
@@A_Black_Sheep94 can't remember the specifics but with a powerful enough magnet you can affect materials that aren't really all that magnetic
It's nothing like the attraction of something like iron for example though
@@nangstv5278nice try tomar
The "oh no" from Tomar signifies that he is now tired. Not only is he tired, he's helpless. This man is being held against his will at this point, forced to be called things such as "Daddy Tomar", and "The Beard Bearer".
Such a sad existence for our poor OneyPlays employee.
Don't forget the sheer amount of atrocities Tomar has committed. He deserves this.
What would both an Oneyplays application, and resume, look like? Just imagining what either would look like if Chris and/or Zach filled it out/made it themselves.
The oneyplays offices in ireland have suicide nets
Chris getting his golden play button from his Dad was so cool to hear.
I like to think he was in Ireland and was so annoyed they still send Chris stuff at his home that he singlehandedly swam across the Pacific (he was too angry he didn't realize he was going east into the Russian wastelands), traversed skidrow and LA goblins just to handle him the golden button, then go back and to drink tea and watch "who wants to be a millionaire" 1990 reruns on VHS with his wife.
@@MitridatedCarbon what the sam hell are you talking about
@@squiddywtf I don't know. I forgot I wrote this.
@@MitridatedCarbon what?
Just droppin some timestamps so i can find em easier
1:53 barbados slim
6:07 red eyes jutting jawmar bit
8:20 LEAVE ME ALONE DAMN YOU
9:00 i want to kiss a girl that looks like me
12:02 gollum is related to aragorn
15:23 kevin smith shits into his own mouth like tubgirl
15:55 oneyplays and smiling friends co-creator sympathize with björk stalker
21:23 yoshi 5 finger filet
22:02 sid meier's torture sim
thx for the "girl who likes me" bit, i was looking for that timestamp
thank you for that barbados slim, saved me like half an hour
@@Creatura_Largo same 🤣
37:01 The Nazi Hoedown and the Irish Potato Famine
Thanks barbados slim cracks me up
Seth MacFarlane's Freakin' Sweet Civ 6
Zach really doesn’t like Chris. Did anyone see that awful evil video where Chris tried to give him a hug and Zach checked his advice with a tiger mouth strike and a mean judo hip toss shattering Chris’s left ilium on impact. I think Zach might be hiding a little bit of resentment towards Chris idk
But what caused this growing resentment man? That's what I want to know..
Iliums are a myth
@@grinshady0164 Tomar whistled into each of the other's ear, muttering that the other one thought he was funnier. Zach thought Chris was full of himself, and Chris thought Zach was absolutely right about thinking himself funnier, which made Chris peeved. Zach has had it out for Chris ever since, slicing through his pajamas with a nasally blade.
Childhood is cackling at Corey's crazy anecdotes, adulthood is knowing exactly what NSFW art Corey is thinking of every time
You are not an adult you just have a
Porn addiction
That's just adult aged child-like behavior
The most baffling thing about this is Zach not knowing "Do Not Go gentle", I mean from everyone here I expected him to recognize it immediately, I expected "Wait, what is ancient Rome?" from Cory but not that.
I know right?
“Fuck the clarinet I’m switching to civilization 6.”
-Squidward
“this shit kicks my ass”
- Squidward
1:52 Barbados Slim (for my own reference)
Wormism will rise again! Thanks for so many videos lately!
Many more to come bro!
praise the almighty *WORM*
Seige Worm!
Cory's observation about the potato famine is so good.
You're something! You're a real talent!
I should walk you onstage like Bob Dylan in 1970!
1:38:58
Who the fuck am I compared to you?
Who the fuck am i?
"I was up a fuckin' mountain, dude."
-Worm Jerusalem, "Wormetropolitan"
1:43:20 I hope someone animates Cory’s riddles and Gollum’s riddle bit. They’re so good!
I was really hoping they did another pig physics bit at 10:30 that shits so hilarious to me
23:33 Greatest moment in the series. Especially on how Zach says the names of the tabs out loud
28:17 I love Zach's little rage-outs. 🤣
i was looking for a comment like this when i heard him yell out "OH, FUCK!!!!!!!"
We loooooove these little rage outs
43:22 How the fuck does Cory know what the word "cavalcading," means? That sounded so out of place for him to say that lol
Probably because of that terrible Seth Macfarlane DVD.
Cory knows a lot of words without actually knowing what they mean.
this is by far my favorite recent series from them. i have no idea what’s going on in the game in anyway but they have some banger conversations. this will help me make it through work today
58:48 lmfao
Tomar says he's not diplomatic, but just listen to how Chris brilliantly negotiated that love contract.
Tomar I wasn't listening I was thinking about Barbados Slim
I'm genuinely blown away as how fast this came out. Thank you for this beautiful comp,
1:33:49 Zach grabs his buddy's gut
Was that… Debussy’s Arabesque no. 1 in the opening to an OneyPlays comp?? Incredible
Hehe... de.. bussy.
Thank you! This is great
Enjoy man, and thanks for watchin
The English-to-Cory dictionary consists of two words:
Excape
Confinscate
39:42 I think that's the most genuine anger I've heard from Zach
personal favs:
44:17 extra credits
1:34:51 another family guy bit
The first clip is Oney messing with the images on the screen. What a cold open
They missed a golden opportunity to rename Istambul to Wormstantinople
Oh god DAMNIT
@@Nate-ll4do "We were RIGHT THERE, man!"
dude that social security number is just like mine except the first number is a 9
You've got a jutting jaw.
Reverse Trumpet Guy is bit of the year
Corey's Donald Duck voice had me in tears, fucking christ
Wishtime: Zach plays Civilization as Trump from stone age to his presidency.
The Tank Guy from Tiananmen Square did not get run over. Everyone just thinks that happened.
I thought everyone called him tank man because they knew he stopped a tank.
The people that got ran over by tanks happened the day before.
cory actually might have hit upon an amazing idea for a food with his worm rant! let the worms eat marmalade in one dish till their guts are cleared from dirt, put em in another one with some clean marmalade and wait till they get plump and then fry them! that sounds delicious
They would immediately die lmao the citrus is acidic
@@Pugchump guess i forgot about that lol. maybe the acid could be neutralized with some of that white powder i keep forgetting the name of
@@gugu5285 I think the bicarb soda would only make it worse
@@hilotakenaka i watch best of oneyplays compilations for around 4 hours every day and have done so for a few years now, please do not mind my retardation
Worm stew used to be used as a type of medicine in medieval England, though they wouldn't clean them out. They would also make a worm necklace, basically tying worms to a string to wear around your neck, to use as a cure for sore throat. The worse your throat felt the more worms you would tie to the necklace.
I love cory but oh my God I feel like I'm loosing braincells with all the stupid stuff he says
1:43:18 might be one of my favorite OneyPlays bits and it goes on for EIGHT MINUTES
A compilation that’s not too far off from the combined length of all the source videos. Thank Wormism for such good content in these trying times.
The intro of Zach saying wormtopia should be in a movie
Something I'd love to see in Civ VII is varying elevations. I know that there are the coastal areas that are prone to rise in sea level, but a more intensive height system that is visually appealing would be so cool - although hard to pull off well probably. There being mountains makes me want there to also be plateaus, valleys, canyons, etc. Would make it so satisfying to look over the country you rule lol
Barbados Slim
1:19:00 keep your hand on your worm
1:33:44 perfect Putin impression lmao
I know it's funny to bring this up given how oft Chris & crew deliberately spread vile & evil misinformation, but the tank guy in Tiananmen Square didn't get run over lol he got arrested for obstructing the tank- it tried to maneuver around him but he kept moving in front to stop it.
Zach references Watchmen and American Psycho in the Family Guy bits.
Cory's immediately forgetting what people said is why I loved when he's on.
9:00 girls that look like me
16:03 stalker
23:33 Chris’s desktop
37:01 Cory history
38:36 Cory Irish history
40:33 smash girl
1:00:25 deergasm
1:05:52 underrated joke from chris
1:49:32 will always be the highlight for me just for the golem laugh alone
"how do you have a famine if you have ground ?" Blunt and profound. Like every great philosopher.
2:17 tomar does a satanist dog whistle right here
Just thought you should know
1:23:18 They're called Torpedo Tiddies, Tomar.
38:48
anyone know that intro song?
ruclips.net/video/PbPqdj048no/видео.html Here you go man
.....Tomar, I wasn't listening... I was thinking about Barbados Slim...
1:19:00 I think you guys could get away with a wormist parody of A Gringo Like me if the instrumental was recorded by you guys and the lyrics were substantially different that the lay person would realize it's a parody...except on RUclips since their copyright system is fucked lol. One creator I watched, she has original apollo footage she owns a copy or something, and she's gotten all these random people claiming it. Hell, she's even had original works she's made claimed as well. The youtube system is maddening. It's pretty obvious at this point there are random shell companies just claiming they own things with zero proof, since the system is so broken. Which is sad, because a worm parody of a song like that would be hilarious, and with Chris producing the instrumental, would probably be on par with something like weird al in terms of the quality. Like some of his tracks frankly rival the originals in ridiculous ways, even stuff like Eat It, which originally had that wicked guitar solo from Eddie Van Halen.
8:42 "You're making me want to cry, dude."
23:33 Is that Zach's computer? I've been laughing so hard on his Desktop icons for a whole minute or 2
Tysm bib! Always great to see an upload.
Hoping for a sonic heroes comp soon🤞
i love how wholesome chris is with his parents
i was just cackling at Chris reciting that fucking whole ass poem as Michael Caine, everyone was so flabbergasted at the words coming from his fucking lips lmaoo
Man I really feel bad for tomar… it’s just that- *sigh* idk
**puts hand on shoulder** it's OK babe let it out
Let it out, Davey.
42:59 I'm pretty sure were not even close to 100 billion humans ever born, but excellent hypothetical as usual Zachy poo
Actually about 117 billion estimated humans ever born. Thats over like 200 million years or whatever
We're past that number lol
11:40 naughty squidward
1:25:32 yeah Chris you don't need to be an ottoman to know what a turban is
I'm pretty sure the Tank Man wasn't crushed, there's video after of him standing on the tank and trying to open the hatch.
i want oney to conquer me
ok that's cool I guess
Check out Ghenghis Cum over here
*Ash voice*
"Okay... That's pretty cool."
oney's kisses and hugs are unreal
@@WednesdayWorks that’s gross, why would you say that Adam Sandler’s personal elevator assistant?
0:08 'best of civilisaiton 6'
Probably the best series of this Oneyplays season. Good job on the comp👍
Boioioioioing
I picture Squidward as the AVGN now
Much love bibser have my kids
13:44 Bored of the Rings was written by the founder of National Lampoon when he was in college.
they should play stellaris, not only more for game, but also has better dlc
13:34 deeply closeted Norm reference from Zach?
My mom loves to fuck with my brother by saying the earth is flat because it’s flat in Minecraft and it pisses him off it’s really funny
My porn-addled brain read that as “my mom likes to fuck my brother”.
That opening is so fuckin good. Feels like a movie trailer.
I live in Quahog, Rhode Island in New England. My name is Peter Griffin. I’m 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, drinking beer and no exercise routine.
"How do you have a famine, there's ground everywhere" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
28:18 I’ll tell you what tho
Oh fuccckkk!!!!!!
Another answer to that breaks and falls riddle should be trust. You can break someone’s trust but it doesn’t fall. You can do trust falls but you’re not breaking anything
10:40 Hey Bro you wanna come over and do Pig Physics together?
Oh I missed that dig at extra credits lmao I forgot about that shit. So fucking dumb