I’m endlessly fascinated how the one guy who was by FAR the least involved in the scandal, pretty much not at all, Is the only one who receives any hate. That’s like in school, how the teacher punished the whole class for one kids screwup, except it’s somehow the opposite.
So now the friendliest dude ever, who overcame being the shortest player in the league, who crawled out of poverty, who stood his ground against his own team who cheated, gets death threats hurled at him by illiterate jerks for something he didn’t do
You da man ! Appreciate the editing. Love the fast play by play condensing the years into mere minutes. Astros fan since '81. Went to High School with Clemens ( was dimly aware we had a great pitcher, was told he was a jerk-even back then), to the Phillies play off games, caught the M. Scott no hitter in '86 ( sick, blowing snot like crazy, won me a seat 3rd baseline 15 rows up. No one next to me for 4 seats, in every direction. Realized what was happening in the 6th. Couldn't have caught a fowl ball if it was softly tossed.) The Mets( exciting stuff, caught the games on T.V. , on the couch, at the Firehouse as a rookie.The Ryan express. The Coneheads. Bagwell, Biggio- put the killer in the bees. The Braves ( that's a ball, well outside...No... the Umpire' s called it a strike !???). The commentator said Maddux and Glavine didn't need that much help. Saw Lance Berkman at Rice, 4 RBI day. Missed the '05 World Series, the results were on the Dutch T.V. crawler-15 hours post. My bride saw a game- gave me the sad analogy over long distance. Lima Time. Wary of Julia spilling beer down the back of the person seated ahead of us, it seemed to happen many times. Couldn't understand why she was mad at the dudes. Beer was the "Coldest Foam in the Dome", but only cuz our once frozen stuff had been long quaffed. It was the 7th inning by then. Through the lean years. Springer, Correa and...Altuve. Heard the Yankees color guy on the radio, said he was "just a nice 2nd basman, but you couldnt talk about him in the same breath as Judge". Knew right then who Judge's daddy was. Altuve fathered more Tankees. Stud service, at Yankee stadium. Chapman got whiplash turning to see yet another Yankee, himself, being abused by his Daddy. Ah, the video he's seen...-lately a bunch more I bet. McCullers no-hitter, the Juice Box by then.( Making it two no hitters on the house, they let Fireman, and the Popo too, in free at the 'Dome, got OT for Lance's, saw 8 pitches though live, stuck in the Alarm room ). Ten-run stadium had gone. My friend was an accountant at Enron, told him they were looking for just that sorta person to blame it on. And the glory years. Retired, after 33 years, as a Fireman. The many glory years... Long may they continue. He is the King, and the Yanks Daddy. Tankees fans got the DNA results, they were left cryin' on the Jerry Springer show (...OK, made that up. The show had run its course by then... Might've been Maury Povich) Left some out. You didn't though. Top marks, enjoyed every second of 1 and 2. Video editing is your calling, by comparison my job was relatively easy, You just put the wet stuff on the red stuff.
You mentioned Altuve making the decision not to try for 2 on his 1000th hit, but it would've counted as a single and 100th even if he had been thrown out at second.
I got to see Altuve play when he was in AA. Even though I was 5 years old, I still remember seeing that little man on the bases. Even at my young age, I was taller than Jose Altuve
trying to hide the fact you failed that one sporcle quiz about some random kid named matt moyer huh, well ill have you know that you cant hide it forever.
FATHER YOU'RE BACK
I didn't know about part 1 until part 2 an I'm on vacation I'll watch appreciate your work
Once a month I relive that home run of Chapman by Altuve and I'm not even a Astros fan
Wonderful times
seattle they thems is the funniest thing I've heard in a baseball video in a minute
My Favorite Astro content Creator is back to tell the Story of the of the Legendary Garden Gnome
The only thing more inconsistent than Max's upload schedule is Altuve's baserunning
he's been consistently awful tho
I’m endlessly fascinated how the one guy who was by FAR the least involved in the scandal, pretty much not at all, Is the only one who receives any hate. That’s like in school, how the teacher punished the whole class for one kids screwup, except it’s somehow the opposite.
So now the friendliest dude ever, who overcame being the shortest player in the league, who crawled out of poverty, who stood his ground against his own team who cheated, gets death threats hurled at him by illiterate jerks for something he didn’t do
wrong place wrong time, it just sucks cause hes the face of the asteos
He's the shoeless joe jackson of our time...
seems fairly accurate. swept into something he wanted no part of. @@Cheatoz
The amount of effort for this video on a small channel is crazy. Why everyone in the Houston Area who follows baseball isn’t subscribed is a mystery.
Thought you'd fallen off the planet... glad you're back. Part 1 is exactly what I love about your stuff. Can't wait for Part 2.
I only metaphorically fallen off, my physical body is still here
Great to see you back. Love your stuff dude.
Welcome back king, We've kept your crown polished and shined. 👑👑👑👑
THE KING HAS RETURNED
These are just incredible. You deserve so many more views than you get. I'll make sure to share with any and all Astros fans I know.
I always say the Astros first HR in the AL was hit by Rick. No one ever believes me that he played for us.
Wow, thank you Steve Nash
Legend returns
The legend is back!!! So hyped!!
Good things come to those who wait.
my favorite beisbol oomf is back we’re so back
Much better your work has come along way 🎉
RETURN OF THE MAX
Welcome back king. Missed you.
The greatest player and person on earth!
You da man ! Appreciate the editing. Love the fast play by play condensing the years into mere minutes. Astros fan since '81. Went to High School with Clemens ( was dimly aware we had a great pitcher, was told he was a jerk-even back then), to the Phillies play off games, caught the M. Scott no hitter in '86 ( sick, blowing snot like crazy, won me a seat 3rd baseline 15 rows up. No one next to me for 4 seats, in every direction. Realized what was happening in the 6th. Couldn't have caught a fowl ball if it was softly tossed.) The Mets( exciting stuff, caught the games on T.V. , on the couch, at the Firehouse as a rookie.The Ryan express. The Coneheads. Bagwell, Biggio- put the killer in the bees. The Braves ( that's a ball, well outside...No... the Umpire' s called it a strike !???). The commentator said Maddux and Glavine didn't need that much help. Saw Lance Berkman at Rice, 4 RBI day. Missed the '05 World Series, the results were on the Dutch T.V. crawler-15 hours post. My bride saw a game- gave me the sad analogy over long distance. Lima Time. Wary of Julia spilling beer down the back of the person seated ahead of us, it seemed to happen many times. Couldn't understand why she was mad at the dudes. Beer was the "Coldest Foam in the Dome", but only cuz our once frozen stuff had been long quaffed. It was the 7th inning by then. Through the lean years. Springer, Correa and...Altuve. Heard the Yankees color guy on the radio, said he was "just a nice 2nd basman, but you couldnt talk about him in the same breath as Judge". Knew right then who Judge's daddy was. Altuve fathered more Tankees. Stud service, at Yankee stadium. Chapman got whiplash turning to see yet another Yankee, himself, being abused by his Daddy. Ah, the video he's seen...-lately a bunch more I bet. McCullers no-hitter, the Juice Box by then.( Making it two no hitters on the house, they let Fireman, and the Popo too, in free at the 'Dome, got OT for Lance's, saw 8 pitches though live, stuck in the Alarm room ). Ten-run stadium had gone. My friend was an accountant at Enron, told him they were looking for just that sorta person to blame it on. And the glory years. Retired, after 33 years, as a Fireman. The many glory years... Long may they continue. He is the King, and the Yanks Daddy. Tankees fans got the DNA results, they were left cryin' on the Jerry Springer show (...OK, made that up. The show had run its course by then... Might've been Maury Povich) Left some out. You didn't though. Top marks, enjoyed every second of 1 and 2. Video editing is your calling, by comparison my job was relatively easy, You just put the wet stuff on the red stuff.
amazing video im so glad you uploaded again!
thank you!
kinda poetic that the stankees have 27 championships and the one thing preventing them from 28 is #27 on the Astros roster
my goat has returned
I've been waiting a while for this one.
I am a big fan of these videos. Very fun to watch
Pls hurry with the part 2 this video is amazing!!!!!
This video is infinity and beyond good!
Colby Rasmus aka THE GOAT finally getting some recognition 💯
Keep up the good work brother. Love the videos.
Yup he’s back
Yay!! You’re back!
Altuve is the G.O.A.T
Yes I’m so happy you’re back
He is back!!!!
Great vid got a new subscriber for sure
I love the Incredibles soundtrack. I think it works so well for these faster paise Jon Bois type of videos.
I sat here thinking 3:27??? Then it clicked😂😂
I was all like, man this is a great video, I should sub to this guy. Realized I was already subbed so I unsubscribed so that I could sub again
I cant believe you made this long of a video series about the 3rd best 2nd baseman in Astros history
Morgan biggio…..
Took a while to watch this but holy hell you are talented
glad you liked it Vee!
@@justmaxproductions Seattle they/thems I'm definitely using that at some point
he didn’t cheat btw
HES BACK
Please make part two asap
working on it as we speak, about halfway~ done
2016 was the year I non-Astros fan went to Minute Maid Park for the 1st time ever
MAX IS BACK!!!!
Great vid
Your videos are so great. I love the humor and the facts. Also love the bi flag bit for José not taking off his shirt lol ❤
My beautiful Venezuelan king 🙏
Missed you max
I missed making vids
WE'RE SO HERE
Its Quizbowl Wednesday
Pitching Change’ clap is like the EA Sports tagline. You have to say it along 😂
You missed the opportunity to talk about Kyle’s older brother, Preston.
what would I say about him lol
that he had a younger brother named Kyle and got cut after 2016
@@justmaxproductions is that too much to ask?
@@1TightMinute y'know what maybe I'll mention it when I get around to introducing Tucker
I am ok with all things jamie amazing ❤im 37 an he gives me hope 83mph at a time with a great change up
Oh, hey, you’re alive
I was surprised to find this too
@@justmaxproductions i truly began thinking you actually had.
We Back‼️
Take your time. Can't rush art
12:17 😂😂😂 The greatest real life foreshadowing of all time.
seeing Keuchel without a beard is cursed
Part 2 Hopefull😊
my man.
I've never understood why Venezuelan Tony Kemp gets so much hype and attention
I love Tony Kemp. He didn't cheat either
Woah he's alive
we are so back
You mentioned Altuve making the decision not to try for 2 on his 1000th hit, but it would've counted as a single and 100th even if he had been thrown out at second.
When the world needed him most, he vanished
@@TheWhiteMan I'm almost done with Part 2
@@justmaxproductions the greatest news I’ve heard all year
Bro. I need part 2?? WHERE"S MY PART DOS!@!?
patience young one, all works of art take time
amazing
Is the Jeff Kent Obama thing a reference to survivor?
it is lol
@@justmaxproductions Was I the only one who get that reference
@@nou7611 so far, yes
The longest, highest groundout of Altuve's career @25:01
Just in time for another browns QB video
with all the tom foolery that's been going on in Cleveland I might need to make a Part 3 lol
😂 spinoff series
bro comes back after a year and drops a b a n g e r
17:14 Miguel Tejada was 2009.
When’s part 2 😔
soon
wikki wikki wild? Shout out the dawgz
Are we going to see more videos???
yes
YESSS!!!!
Even in the worst of times (such as now) tuve still will have a .900+ ops lmao
COMEBACK PAPI
I'm coming back soon hopefully
can't wait for the rockies to win the world series
11:03 My first Astros game 🙄
and what a game it was
Part 2 when?
2027
@@justmaxproductionsnice 👍 😂
wheres part 2
@@medfilmedit slow cooking at 375 for 4 hours
I got to see Altuve play when he was in AA.
Even though I was 5 years old, I still remember seeing that little man on the bases.
Even at my young age, I was taller than Jose Altuve
(I made up that last part)
HOLY SHIT
Chick-fil-A released Altuve and HEB aquired him.
u are so goddamn funny
I was going to like the video but its at 713, I cannot do this. Not me, a Houstonian.
@@EmiliosReign-l3b I respect it brother 🫡
When he next video ?
whenever it's ready, probably less than a year like this one took lol
yo Roger sup dawg
Still waiting for his shirt to come off...
Is it just me or is the Salt about losing to the Texas Rangers, or what you call them, the Arlington Organization, very high?
11:25 JAMIE MOYERRRR
JAMIE MOYERRRR
5’6” lol my brother is 5’6” and he’s a whole inch taller than altuve. we stood next to him during family fest in like 2014
@@emanuelcook5171 I'm 5'10" lol I tower over him
W
He was listed as 5'5 as a rookie and he hasn't grown, just started to lie a little. He's not 5'6.
trying to hide the fact you failed that one sporcle quiz about some random kid named matt moyer huh, well ill have you know that you cant hide it forever.