Roasting YouTuber Merch
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
- Today we take a look at the worst, first RUclipsr merch drops. I give my honest takes on Dream's merch. Please give me one day of your earnings dream I would like to move to Bali.
Full Vod Here: @James Marriott VODs
Edited by Matthew
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Main Channel: / jamesmarriott
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Can't wait to wear future James Marriott merch in public and make it abundantly clear that I have no bitches
Omfg this comment is underrated 😂😂😂
GOLD
you and me both 💅
I wear Tommy Merch to school so I will tell you it's amazing walking around looking like you have ZERO bitches
@@cosmicaeris badum pshht
he always knows the perfect way to end a video
I saw this comment a second before the video ended
I think the editor decides on that so probs to them
@@CrispCrumbles woooosh
@@ellethetransgirl3515 woooooooshh
@@callmehroslyn5984 woooooooooooooooooosh
that markiplier impression felt so surreal it was so accurate
truly perfection!
1k likes and only 2 replies
@Mushroom Twins 4 >:]
@Mushroom Twins 6 0>0
@Mushroom Twins 6:)
i love this video, the whole chat yelling "FAKE" when ranboo's merch came up was funny cause like.. Yall... That was his actual first merch when he had JUST started... I feel old
Oh I remember trying to ask my mom to buy me some, but she said no because what if I grew out of my Minecraft phase. Anyway two years later I'm in uni wearing locket on the daily basis.
But seriously I wanted the original sticker so bad.
so proud to say I own that shirt :,)
Ikr 😭😭 I was yelling at my phone THAT'S REAL I ALMOST BOUGHT ONE 2 YEARS AGO
hearing the names "quackity" and "aksel" in the same sentence just eradicated my family, thanks james
same
it felt like an arrow was shot through my heart 😭
fatie
When their merch showed up something just died in me
i feel like this needs more specific tiers thans the usual letters. like
- i would wear this in public and feel confident
- i would wear this but feel embarrassed about it
- i could see how other people would like wearing this
- i could see how this creator's fans would like wearing this
- if i saw someone wearing this and i didn't know it was youtuber merch, i'd believe that it's just regular clothing
- if i saw someone wearing this and i didn't already know it was youtuber merch, i would know that it's youtuber merch (very on brand, respectable)
- if i saw someone wearing this and i didn't already know it was youtuber merch, i would know that it's youtuber merch (derogatory)
stsad
cannot BELIEVE my own streamer would skip fundy's merch that dude's merch goes hard af.
also Marriott's Markiplier impression sounds like Markiplier when he's trying to sound like Markiplier.
Let's create a gofund for James so he can go to Bali
Fr I'll sign, but only if he takes me with him
Bestie you dont sign a go fund me…
He is middle class
Y'all it's a joke so chill
James is by far my favorite person to watch for the soul reason that I have his exact humour. 👍🏻💗
5:22 a girl at my school wears that exact Dream merch every week at least once. People tried to bully her about it. She kicked one of them in the balls. No one has bothered her since
I love that James got slightly mad when someone “copied” Tommy’s merch.
(I put quotes bc idk if it’s true lol)
I've legitimately been thinking about the meaning of Car Lights, and then James makes the "I can make that joke, listen to car lights" joke? I think this is gonna end up a Ranboo situation lol
car lights is about him being a little bit gay
i remember watching a video of a guy ripping on dream's merch for the price of it but when the hoodie actually arrived he said it was the softest hoodie he'd ever felt and it was worth it lmao
this stream was the most unhinged one yet
car lights…. just priceless
I feel like James Marriott will roast anything to hide his Insecurity’s
Edit- it’s just a joke- since he had his art video then his roasting art, I love James Marriott he’s a great creator just know it’s.a.joke
Nah he’s just brutally honest with his opinions
@@Sofiamamitaa or both 😂
So true
Ngl human beings in général do that sometimes
That's wat roasting for Everybody is
A bit of an insight for Eret's merch, for those who don't know, Eret uses all pronouns, so the Eret chat/fans usually call them an "absolute legend", which is why there is a merch for it, they usually uses this term to compliment someone or their chat as well :DD
Though it would have been funnier if James saw the high heal bear merch 💀💀
James can roast anything AND anyone, u CANT change my mind
i've been sick for the last couple days, this was the only thing making me feel better thanks jimbo love you
omg same !! let’s get through this together :)
I've been sick as well, hope we all get better soon lmao
same here, hopefully it goes away soon
We are the Council Of Sick People ™️
me to!
Badboyhalo merch should have its own rank in the tier list: L for language.
Not funny.
James is one of the many people who cheer me up on a bad day, he makes me laugh and I love it ❤️❤️ Thanks James
ELLO!! I've been dealing with a lot of PTSD and ur the only one that has made me laugh in a long time, thank u
Remember ur amazing:) also hi:)
I ALSO HAVE PTSD AND SAME
Average James Marriott viewer
congrats my friend! you're doing good❤️❤️
Damn that's unique
never seen a full james video and im appalled at how goddamn funny he is like bro is gatekeeping humor
james' videos always make my days better :)
I always like merch that looks like actual clothes you would buy in a shop. As an adult even if I wanted ti I would look like a tit if I rocked up to uni in something with just a youtubers name on in text - billzo merch is diff tho since it looks cool
I agree
When he said listen to car lights I understood straight away
him putting crumbs merch in s+ was all i needed, cuptoast is an s+ content creator change my mind.
He barks and meows on stream
@@fofo_innit ? if ur talking abt crumb, crumbs a girl
@@someone.random. i think they're talking about james 😭
@@someone.random. nope im talking about jimbo he does that.. And other weird shit so not s+ probably A tear 😶
@@fofo_innit i know this is an old comment, but i was talking about cuptoast not james...
I very much enjoy people appreciating how good Crumb Merches they're so good
3:20 pov you actually do have a spider
Hes a tarantula and his name is Anubis, he sleeps right next to my bed lmfaooo
I've been saving for so long for James to drop merch
the ted nivison skeleton t shirt is my absolute favourite piece of merch that exists other than maybe some of the cuptoast stuff
I’m sorry but Sean invented coffee. End of sentence
James the kinda guy too see Garfield and ask “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer
Make a full James Marriott bodysuit, it’ll sell like that one blanket with Schlatt’s face tiled on it that was not officially made by Schlatt.
@@RascalCreations the shlanket
12:26 ik this is just a bit, but i fr think eat pant is way better than the gnf. like georgenotfound is just the name. eat pant is a reference, but i think even if you don't know soothouse youll get a few giggles out of it. it's got a wider market of appeal.
James just makes me smile, no fucking idea how but he is just a really happy person. ❤️❤️ thank you for doing what you do James!
Had James read a James Marriott fanfic for his stream before? If not he totally should
I'm so tired but the James grind does not stop,
It does not stop
Mr. Marriott is always roasting these days. Leaves one to wonder if he will ever freeze anything. Hmm.
The section with the DJ Mixing using Eret's name sent me. That's made my day.
Especially when you know it's not his really name it's funnier
I will NEVER get used to the way his videos end
The end got me cackling ngl
THAT ENDING CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD IM DYING
Me chilling in my Dream Hoodie and Unun Annus cap is shacking. :))
Caitis name is actually really ironic because she does not like bugs. I’m pretty sure her mom used to call her either love bug or caiti bug so that’s why it’s her username. Plus she thought the z’s looked better than an s. I also thought I should add the picture you used wasn’t exactly what the merch looked like one of the sleeves was magenta instead of blue and the other had a cool magenta and blue pattern on it.
I've seen a girl at my church wear that dream hoodie... during mass
7:39 mizkif's spirit entered his body
Jacks eyeball merch scares me
I think James has some vendetta against George💀
3:11 james they said bugs not crazy, psycho, ugly killers.
James takes something insults it plugs his own version and makes hilarious jokes about it thats why he’s my favourite streamer and RUclipsr and james just remember even if you have done a video and you think it isn’t great no matter what you’ll always make someones day out there
James I need u to know that every time I get sad or am mad about anything I go to your chanel…tysm king
“I used to wear Guns N’ Roses shirts.”
me watching this in a Guns N’ Roses shirt.
0:25 I never knew how James could beatbox like that 🤣
James you SLAYED once Again
Not the sam pfp. I love them
‘slayed’ 🤓
@Lisaisbritish LMAO YOUR PFP I LOVE IT!!! xD
@@nekodrawsstuff6979 ty 😭
James Marriott merch will literally go so hard, this man definitely has the eye
I wish I could of been on this stream just for Dan and phil
him searching up is snitchel real at the start😭
the endings are immaculate.
okay but some kids be simping over a random yt dude with a smiley face, and stealing their parents credit card for a green smiley tho 💀
11:42 foreshadowing
Coming back to this knowing that it was my first video that I have ever seen of James Marriott is awesome.
According to a story written down in 1671, coffee was first discovered by the 9th-century Ethiopian goat-herder Kaldi. -Google. Sorry James
watching ur videos always makes me a lot more happier :)
putting money in my jimbo merch fund
Not me wearing the same light blue cloud sweater as him
5:10 I have this purely because I found it at goodwill
I’ve never worn it and wonder what I should do with it
Tbh I would never wear the majority of all that merch cause I haven’t heard of half of them but ppl like Tommy and philzo just have elite style
Some people think of James as their comfort streamer ❤
I think of James as my discomfort streamer.
At 1:42 i thought he was gonna say gay instead of gamers-
I guess I heard " ga- " and was like, he's going to say gay isn't he..
idk why-
The funniest thing about this video is the fact that the bbh hoodie isn’t from BadBoyHalo’s brand lmao 😂 (Also 10:45 💀🖐)
I’m a dream stan or whatever but his smile Merch can actually be set on fire it’s so bad
I have the og Ranboo merch as a hoodie and the design is fading
Wow since I turned on the notifications for youtube because of Dreams face reveal I can also be this early on your videos
James: does a diamond sword d***o exist?? * Keyboard typing* ...... Alrigtht guys we're going to be ending the stream.
Thanks for subtitling for the deaf viewers
Coffee spelt backwards is effoc
I just wanted you to know I didn’t give effoc until I had my cofffee
my favorite outros of yours is this one and you going like: whys it kinda, to lava a thirst trap
canon, real, truther, slayed
5:24 i feel attacked i live in my guns n roses t-shirts.
I’m wearing Axel’s yolk gang shirt while watching this ‼️‼️
THE PHIDDIES HELPPP, WE CANT ESCAPE
0:51 I searched it up, no, you don't invent coffee
if jimbo mazza released frog merch I would buy it instantly
James Marriott’s merch is so much better than dream’s merch
5:20 i feel targeted
0:50 How is he still going with the schnitzel
6:19 ERE ERE 👹👹👹
the Eret one is actually really cool because anytime someone does gift them a sub or something they always say “you absolute legend” and their real name is Alastair
Also the reason their name online is Eret is because of their brothers being Irit and wanting to be like “hey he’s my brother”
james' markiplier impression just sounds like kronk
0:50 I KNEW THE SCHNITZEL THING WAS A BIT
watching james while drinking lean >>>> sex
3:18 spiders aren’t bugs they eat bugs it’s the same as saying dolphins are fish
Unless u also think they are cannibals then it would make sense
5:36 DREAM?! WHERE!!!!! MOVE
My teacher is going to her swearing tomorrow as I have a test for English but will probably just watch RUclips
A perfect way to start the day by watching a James Marriott video.
With every new James Marriott stream, I get a little bit more concerned about his sanity
(/j)
there souldnt be '/j' there. he is loosing his sanity
chat spamming that the ranboo merch was fake took ten years off my life
On my way to the bus stop there’s a house that is for sale and on the sign it says James Marriott (yes, spelt the exact same), and when I saw it I burst out laughing
“Yes I can listen to car lights”
Slimecicle's merch is legendary