D&D characters after their adventure ends
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My artificer doesn't collect pets, he builds them. I have a pet mechanical tiger and a squirrel that flies using a jet pack. The squirrel only real purpose is to find and roast nuts. The tiger actually is useful and acts as a defender to the squishier party members.
Please tell me the squirrel's name is Rocky.
@@Fayanora Zippy, but Rocky was strongly considered.
😂
Absolutely incredible
5:55 Sorc: “Weakness? I have the martial prowess of an *actual* DND player” 😂😂😂
I bet I could beat all the other people at my table all at once, as long as luke isn't there
I actually had a Rogue character that retired. I gave the party six months of downtime in an elven city, and he mentioned that his character's personal goals had been completed and he would have felt at peace since this was the first time he wasn't essentially on the run. He decided to let the party go on without him, and now he works in the local theater troupe doing sleight of hand "magic" and such.
my favorite is "i ask myself what jesus would do and then i realize, i can just get in contact with him directly." holy music.
Just remember flipping tables and whipping people is on the list of things Jesus would do.
"in your family photos"
'... Yeah, you're not getting the job.'
"So. HR won't mind if we go carousing after this."
'No! ... I mean, well...
Meet me at the inn after sunset.'
Interviewer: "We are so excited to learn more about you".
Me: .... Insight check....
1:01 misses opportunity to say:
And I have friends on the other side
Kicking myself at not using this
We should probably hire the paladin
7:16 _Hasbro has heard your feedback, & is pleased to announce new_ *_Jim's Magic Straws™,_* _made of 100% intestinal lining, herbally cured in a leaf bog for twelve moons, & dried over a rotwood fire._
Sounds about right...
You joke, but you could actually sell those for about five bucks per straw to hipsters.
I gave one of my party members a Displacer Beast as a pet once. It was......hilarious.
One of our DMs gave my Ranger a Tan _Bag of Tricks,_ & I kept getting the tiger on my d8 rolls.
When I got two at once, someone immediately invented a backstory where the tigers could only see each other when both dice rolled true at once.
Ahahahahaha I am so doing this
@@Arlentric It's a real blast. Either the DM or the PC can control it, up to you, but the way I was running it in my game, I controlled it since it "has a mind of its own, it just likes [player character]" and so I would place two tokens on the battle maps, and nobody knew which was the illusion, including enemies. Flip a coin/roll high or low to determine which one is targeted (unless you have something that sees through displacer beasts illusions!)
@@Sphendrana Yeah, extra creatures can be a bear. (😜) Whenever I had more than one extra position to track as a player (Spiritual Weapon, zombie, illusion, Echo, summons, anything), I tended to either string things out in formation & move everything as a group, or else just give up & ask the DM to judge where things would be. I don't want all my turns to take _even longer!_
The _Bag of Tricks_ lets a player control how the creature moves and what action it takes on its next turn, *_or_* give it general orders, such as to attack your enemies, _^as a bonus action..._ but every single turn you don't, the creature "acts in a fashion appropriate to its nature", & they don't disappear until dawn!
Our horses were _not happy_ when the axe-beak tried to hide between them, from the tigers...
_(^edited for rules clarity)_
@@prophetzarquon1922 Yeah imo it's always best to let the DM handle "pet creatures" so you can keep things rolling lol. Nobody likes waiting 15 minutes for one player to complete their entire turn....per round!
6:36 killed me. such a good visual gag
1:36 OK, someone _answer the_ *_freaking phone!_*
"very clear code of conduct" has seldom sounded so... unambiguous
"Hopefully in your family photos" Ayo 👀
What My dnd character would do after the campaign? Retire and rule his newly founded kingdom. Obviously.
I unfortunately don't have a group to play with:(
But I have created 12 different lvl 1 characters in case I found a group.
Anyway, my Ranger(planning on Drakewarden) when she "Retires" intends on building a huge Museum/Library back home and running it as a research & educational hub.
My Astral Elf Paladin (who is planning Oath of Conquest) intends on establishing a New Queendom & Pantheon of Deities during her adventures. So when she "Retires" she intends on finding a suitable mate and establishing a strong Dynasty to rule the Queendom, after that when her kids are grown-up she with her mate will return to the Astral Plane.
My Mountain Dwarf Wizard(planning School of Necromancy) when he "Retires" he plans on becoming an Immortal Guardian of his people either as a "Relatively Good Lich" or achieve Apotheosis becoming a Lesser/Quasi Deity.
As for the rest of my characters only 2 others have any "Retirement Plan". The other 7 I haven't decided yet what their end goals will be.
@@morrigankasa570 not bad longterm plans. As for the rest, not everyone needs an end goal before they begin. Some discover their purpose along the way.
I too have some things prepared for when i find a group. Alomg with my current go to (long story)
A monk-ey (Varana/apeling/otherwise monkey race) 🐒 total Son Wukon/Goku style character. Will establish his kingdom and rule the mountain of fruits and flowers... eventually.
My future back up characters. Mauler, Mage and Medic.
A viking like fighter/barbarian human who seeks to do battle for honor and glory and bloody murder when convenient. Hopes to become cheiftain, and/or die gloriously in battle in the realm of the living, to then go on to party and train combat until the end of days.
A human rogue who essentially works as a waiter while trying to get into medical school. Got the idea about the non-magic healer at some point. When he is done being an adventurer and combat medic, he will become a Dr who has tenure at some kingdom (like Gaius:)
Lastly, Malik. Ifrit (fire genasi) sorcerer with a royal efreeti bloodline (fire genie.) Can grant wishes and blessings to others, but struggles making things for himself, (genie stuff, ya know) his name means prince and he wants to party, instead of owning up to responsibility... but he will most likely do that and become ruler of some small nation or part of the fire-plane... also get married. Maybe.
@@peteralexandergraae2830 Interesting characters, my Ranger character I mentioned is a High Elf & currently at lvl 1 knows 8 different languages.
My other 2 characters I mentioned but not their specifics.
1. Is a Female Shadar-Kai Acolyte background Undying Warlock.
2. Is a Female High Elf Gate Warden background Druid(planning Circle of Spores).
Both of whom at a certain point will become nearly Immortal as part of their Class Features.
Druids get Timeless Body which slows aging dramatically, 10 years is equal to 1 year of aging for them.
Undying Warlocks get a more powerful version of that which has the same slowed aging, but also no longer need to eat or drink or breathe.
So those features combined with standard Elven Aging will grant both of them a potential lifespan of 7,500 years!
Anbennar moment
The censored bar, hilarious.
My TTRPG campaign will start in an hour, wish me luck
Arcane sugardaddy got me
Collect pets you say? My rogue persuaded a mimic to join us. The other rogue in my party just said she'd fight me over a magic item. Should be fun.
Paladin: I give you all the peace and love Death will grant you.
My ex military werewolf ranger: NO I'M NOT REENLISTING, PISS OFF! Wait, it's an office job? I'll pass, I might eat my boss.
Very good video continue with your long video I love those.
What is the job because that would make a diffrence. I have a fighter that would go to a blacksmith, a druid that would work as a tailor, another fighter that would work with security a ranger that took over the family tavern, and a bard that would become a historian,
So many tears from the good laughs
On the add: Because players do not need more incentives to do so. They already adopt everything that is not running away fast enough (the lucky ones are those who escape into the careing arms of Death).
3:58 "Ever heard of a song called Wonderwall?" My teenaged swashbuckler rogue has a magical guitar that plays Wonderwal _no matter what song you try to play!_ 😅
The paladin sounds like he really wants to taste it
6:52 is so funny
I made this comment 2min after the video came out.
hey, this is the end...of the adventure. How did the Rogue not find any love...?
Just listening to this, easily guessing the classes and laughing my ass off at how fantastically you captured the essence of each class~♡
yeah my current character adopted a dragon and sells the scales each time the dragon molts old scales so money isn’t my character’s problem
Love the video
we are all technically warlocks, working for a patron, 5 days a week in exchange for magic parchment with numbers written on it allowing us to convince most people to offer us goods and services depending on the power of the parchments used.
I love all the JoCat Crap Guide to D&D references in this. I'm going to go rewatch all of those now.
I see your jocat references and I approve
Funny story: for our upcoming campaign I am flavoring the Unseen Servant used by my Fae Warlock as him recruiting minor invisible Fae spirits that he befriends from the local area. Going to have a lot of fun playing a character who essentially goes around mediating between mortals and Fae.
Peace and quiet is a valiant goal, syr knight.
“Or just more than the sorcerer” 💀
my paladin in a castle already rich
0:47 Peace maker is just a ranged paladin.
Hey Metatron theme songs at end :D
Wonder if the Click is gonna watch this
Runesmith made a book a couple years ago that did almost the something pretty similar HUT it’s still cool.
0:42 the paladin is peace maker?!
Came here to say this.
BINGO
"Why does nobody want to befriend the critters they encounter?"
My party got into some trouble with a genocidal phoenix that was breaking free of its bonds in an abandoned castle. We managed to secure its bonds. We were supposed to kill it. We also had the parts for a very unethical machine that could erase its memories and alter its personality. So we ended up having a phoenix in the party.
Does that count as befriending a critter we encountered?
I don't know why WotC got rid of spellcasters getting familiars as a class ability, I think the cleric was the only one who didn't
I play in a campaign where it is me, my friend, and the dm, im a druid and my friend is a paliden, I can say with first hand experience if you anger him a tiny bit you better get out of Devine smite range
7:15 too true
Interestingly enough, all the high wisdom characters showed very little of that wisdom....
The plural of "simulacrum" is "simulacra."
I like to craft magic items
Rogue - Weaknesses: I do the least damage per round in the game despite being a damage dealing class
If that's true at your table the people you play with don't know how to play Rogue.
Cleric - Salary: I need all your silver and gems. Also... get yourself some nice diamonds worth at least 300 gp _{just in case}_
@@nickm9102That's what I was thinking, our rogue typically does the most damage out of all of us because he somehow finds ways to sneak in the middle of combat and get crazy critical hits.
@@brennonlewis Really it usually the paladin who dose the most damage
could you include blood hunter
The druid is just a software developer 🤓, the furry attractor
why is the phone ringing in the video lol😅
I feel like if your adventurer is still poor enough that they have to go looking for job interviews after their adventure ends, they fucked up somewhere along the line. They should at least be rich enough to start their own enterprise, whether that's conventional business like a tavern or farm, or something more donation-driven like a church or an orphanage. If not outright ennobled landholders taxing peasants for a stable income.
They'd only need to get a job if they were low level failures that quit early
Idk because im a true dragon rider
Is the fourth wall okay after the ending of the video ?
Well its not f*cking healing😂
Neverwinter NIghts 1 expansions did familiars very well. Hellhounds. Pyro Dragons. Fairy dragons telling riddles. Spiders.
Honestly, Baldur's gate 3 feels like a downgrade when it comes to familiars and animal companions.
3 views but 5 likes. Nice
Beating the system
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It's the bard's fault
Introducing the characters at the start was a good effort, but the characters aren't distinct or stereotypical enough for me to recognize most of them. Monk, barbarian and druid. And druid pretty much only due to the leaf on the screen. All the other ones blended into each other.