"How did you get the crates open?" "Magic." "Magic?" "Yes. Alakazaaaaam. Magic." "What kind of magic?" "Magic magic. Vegas magic. Street magic." Never has a question been avoided so masterfully. You gave him a total BS, non-answer and that got him to walk out. Applause, good sir.
I love the way you play, the amount of passion you put into the game, I found your channel a few days ago and I fell in love with your videos, mostly since I can't play ss13 for myself at the moment as I don't have a windows, but watching your videos brings back good memories and makes me entertained. I love that you also constantly upload keep up your good work Tex.
damm what a professional start, both as traitor and running a smooth efficient Cargonia. and they where right in occ chat, your the cause of the lag it seems. now forevermore you're the official tg scapegoat. but now you have a other reason to collect all the fancy coins found on the server, next time you can bribe the captain for a luxury shuttle, you get full vip access, either alone or you can give some friends access also. just hoard all the coins.
Oh mY GOD YOUR RANDOLF!? I play as Plays-The-Song! Edit: Also I think I died real quick this round or something. Sucks getting swarmed by goliaths and legion at the same time. Edit 2: Oh, there I am, the teal lizard miner. Edit 3: Oh fuck! I just remembered this round! One of us (me) opened the shuttle door while we were in transit to the mining base, and the new miner slipped out and was lost forever! God that was hilarious!
Cool videos, I been bingeing them all week. You also forgot to change your ringtone from "211 Uniform" at the begining, I was biting my knuckle so hard when your PDA ringtone went off infront of people hahaha.
I’ve noticed you can very easily wear black armor(such as swat) underneath cloaks due to it looking like shadow from the outside. Just leave the helmet in your pack until trouble comes and no one will suspect anything.
my first few times playing (goon) I watched watched some.. protip videos and made quite a bomb while a traitor chemist & I. got banned for turning the sever to worse then so. I was satisfied with my lack of knowledge but loved watching plumphelmetpunk & yorpyorpyorp. and now you have caught my eye with a glorious catalogue of nanostrasen's atrocities. cheer tex. would love to see some more goon action. or... more traitor/ling thing and such. Long Live Cargoina!
Call a nyanbulance hahaha! Such a shame that kind of humor can no longer be seen in /TG/ since oranges are against fun and think nyan jokes are against god's will and banned them.
Hey, Tex. Checkn some of your older vids, since you speak of them so fondly. It is really sad that you don't get more likes, but I know you don't do for the likes and it shows. Your vids help get me through the day so, thank you.
It always TRIGGERS me when you don't use the emag to open rooms up for Cargo 'appropriation'. You could 'appropriate' some expensive shit that way. Also this would have been a perfect round to attempt the Cargo engine again.
There's being cargo, and there's being a dick. I have to walk a fine line. Very fine. Next time though, I'll try to use my Emag to just take everything
say, if you emag that trash grinder you utilized at 10:34 (assuming you can), would you be able to grind people? I remember that you weren't able to in an earlier shift, but maybe that was due to those pesky 'safety features' getting in the way of your fun.
It’s very simple: Step 1- E-Mag the Grinder, Step 2- Activate Delivery Office Belt, Step 3- Wall In Conveyor Belt, Step 4- Yell Over Common For People to Stop Riding Disposals, Step 5- Laugh Hysterically as People Kill Themselves to Spite You
He literally HARD-CRASHED the server, the server admins had to do a complete reboot of the server to get it running again. that, and Tex, despite being a world-weary, shitposting texan with a whiskey-damaged voice he's very conscious of, is a sweet wholesome teddybear inside, and he doesn't like ruining other peoples fun. well, at least when he's not meant to, and certainly not to the n-th degree like here.
I know Tex is a good guy, there wasn’t any questions about that. One of my questions is based off the understanding that SS-13 seems to be a game where people tend to like ending the game if it’s in character. I was trying to understand more about the situation of this particular encounter and why he felt bad about it.
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A decent traitor fulfills the objective.
A good traitor fulfills the objective, then kills a bunch of people.
But a great traitor kills the server.
Yes
An expert traitor gets other traitors to do the objectives for them.
@@kingzeeb319 Where's the fun in that?
@@tanall5959 The fun is then what you do with your tator powers to make the round exciting.
You got it backwards dude.
A mediocre traitor roundends a bunch of people
A good traitor gets a bunch of people involved in an interesting round.
"How did you get the crates open?"
"Magic."
"Magic?"
"Yes. Alakazaaaaam. Magic."
"What kind of magic?"
"Magic magic. Vegas magic. Street magic."
Never has a question been avoided so masterfully. You gave him a total BS, non-answer and that got him to walk out. Applause, good sir.
Thank you.
He’s lucky it wasn’t full of radioactive attack bees
MSO mentioned afterwards it was because of all the slipping. The slipping literally caused the server to overload.
GG, NO RE!
Thank god, I felt guilty what with the bad lag they were having.
I love the way you play, the amount of passion you put into the game, I found your channel a few days ago and I fell in love with your videos, mostly since I can't play ss13 for myself at the moment as I don't have a windows, but watching your videos brings back good memories and makes me entertained. I love that you also constantly upload keep up your good work Tex.
Thank you kindly
damm what a professional start, both as traitor and running a smooth efficient Cargonia.
and they where right in occ chat, your the cause of the lag it seems.
now forevermore you're the official tg scapegoat.
but now you have a other reason to collect all the fancy coins found on the server, next time you can bribe the captain for a luxury shuttle, you get full vip access, either alone or you can give some friends access also.
just hoard all the coins.
I love how you're ordering a hit on a security officer with Haylee while she's scrubbing off tomato paste from the floor :D
timing sometimes, is perfect
"I somewhat burn the server down" Only a drunken Texan...
Oh mY GOD YOUR RANDOLF!? I play as Plays-The-Song!
Edit: Also I think I died real quick this round or something. Sucks getting swarmed by goliaths and legion at the same time.
Edit 2: Oh, there I am, the teal lizard miner.
Edit 3: Oh fuck! I just remembered this round! One of us (me) opened the shuttle door while we were in transit to the mining base, and the new miner slipped out and was lost forever! God that was hilarious!
indeed, I am Randolph
Cool! Ah, we have had some good times... I think. Can't remember, it's been a while. We should play some Bagil again some time.
aww man, you were a tator that whole time? I thought we were just getting really cool stuff...
Sometimes I am, sometimes I am not
HE'S A TATOR?! MY GOD. ALERT THE POTATO UNION
@@KnightofDark00180 most of the time I hate people correcting grammer but this is kinda funny.
Such a lovable cargonia this round.
we do have our moments
Plasma cigars that's unbelievably genius
used to be. Old gimmick. Been banned over it before. Used to kill grey-tiders with that . . . before they started running stations that is.
Miners ... mine, cargo cargo
It should'be been Miners mine, Cargonians cargo.
hahaha so fun reading the people getting "exploded" by their PDA's. oh man.
Seeing you grinding down 50 plasma into 100u of plasma was painful to say the least
Im not always a genius.
to break your heart even further I really wanted to eat that burger (Quif Richard here)
I wonder how long it would have taken
We will never know
being a traitor is not only about winning, it's about creativity!
It's not about winning it's about sending a message
49:51 Behold, the sound of genuine amusement
Every word and action here is art, even down the the sneeringly-nonchalant "yes"
Tex's voice sounds very different and it took me off guard lol.
Looking at when this was released, makes sense lol
Cool videos, I been bingeing them all week. You also forgot to change your ringtone from "211 Uniform" at the begining, I was biting my knuckle so hard when your PDA ringtone went off infront of people hahaha.
Sometimes funny things happen
Damn I didn't expect to see you commenting on an SS13 video! Small world
I just go to science, Ask for a random coloured unused slime extract "Its for a bounty" I say and they hand me the extract, No questions asked
PDA Explodes, 'Damn 3rd party software!'
You could easily be another Pablo Escabar holy shit
Escobar eh?
Bribing authorities, champion of the people charisma, shady underdealings, arming otherwise unqualified people, you've got the power my man.
Bill Jenkins Im familiar with his work, I just didnt think I was that smooth. Nor do I have a mountain of cocaine
All in good time, all in good time
I'm too lazy to learn and play it myself, but your videos are the perfect replacement for actually playing anyway, subscribed
I’ve noticed you can very easily wear black armor(such as swat) underneath cloaks due to it looking like shadow from the outside. Just leave the helmet in your pack until trouble comes and no one will suspect anything.
my first few times playing (goon) I watched watched some.. protip videos and made quite a bomb while a traitor chemist & I. got banned for turning the sever to worse then so. I was satisfied with my lack of knowledge but loved watching plumphelmetpunk & yorpyorpyorp. and now you have caught my eye with a glorious catalogue of nanostrasen's atrocities. cheer tex. would love to see some more goon action. or... more traitor/ling thing and such. Long Live Cargoina!
Long live Cargonia
Call a nyanbulance hahaha! Such a shame that kind of humor can no longer be seen in /TG/ since oranges are against fun and think nyan jokes are against god's will and banned them.
"Engineer! Man Stuck in Wall! Help us!" Yep, that sounds like SS13 alright.
HAIL Z0RG
HAIL!
Hey, Tex. Checkn some of your older vids, since you speak of them so fondly. It is really sad that you don't get more likes, but I know you don't do for the likes and it shows. Your vids help get me through the day so, thank you.
Well, you have given me a perfect way to kill a server.
1680x1050 res
So I'm not the only one member of almost 1080p club...
How did I learn of this game only yesterday. My god this is wild. I love it.
I wish I'd learned of this game sooner it looks like a blast.
Even if it is bolted to the floor you still manage to sell it. Thieves.
You misspelled capitalists.
My favorite episode so far!
Ah yes, that time Tex said 'nya'
What us real fun is superheated CO2
Kinda sad none of the tech you get does not go to R&D, not even a little bit.
Sad scientist is sad.
fuck r and my balls d
You just start your own bee hive in cargona. Do like a DR. BEES thing.
Next time you get tator, you should get the syndie bundle or even the crate! Barrel of fun
We shall see
Welp. This earned a sub. Holy fuck. xD
Gotta set things on fire from time to time
Hey, what real options do I have to open unauthorized crates beside setting them on fire or blowing them up?
experiment, experiment, experiment.
radioactive attack bees lol
well what else are you going to use?
That fucking The Room music
the P in randolph P checkers is for polonium.
Should have asked xenobio for a slime extract to sell and then just pocketed it
sometimes Im a dick
It always TRIGGERS me when you don't use the emag to open rooms up for Cargo 'appropriation'. You could 'appropriate' some expensive shit that way. Also this would have been a perfect round to attempt the Cargo engine again.
There's being cargo, and there's being a dick. I have to walk a fine line. Very fine. Next time though, I'll try to use my Emag to just take everything
Epic Grenade
This server has gotten horrible TBH. Even goon has more RP that happens now. I'm not sure what happens but it's just a rp less clusterf.
ElfLeaderMike? Like as in aVo?
I FUCKING CALLED IT
Called what brochacho?
this is canadian commando, or vip651
Damian Ryan ahhhhhhh
So that was one grenade?
i want tex to call me a good boye
say, if you emag that trash grinder you utilized at 10:34 (assuming you can), would you be able to grind people? I remember that you weren't able to in an earlier shift, but maybe that was due to those pesky 'safety features' getting in the way of your fun.
Worth an investigation
You can emag it to gib people. It's fun to fill a bottle of space lube in the middle of the hallway and have people slip right into it.
Someone once killed most of the station with space lube and placing a hacked grinder in a hallway.
It’s very simple: Step 1- E-Mag the Grinder, Step 2- Activate Delivery Office Belt, Step 3- Wall In Conveyor Belt, Step 4- Yell Over Common For People to Stop Riding Disposals, Step 5- Laugh Hysterically as People Kill Themselves to Spite You
Fucking sold a nuke within 18 minutes
I've done worse. I once stole the self destruct. I've also sold the engine, and the station.
@@theblackpantslegion Please tell me those where recorded as well.
Am i hearing thunder? Dang talk about 'insert doom sound effects here'
I've noticed that on most of your traitor rounds, you'll get people to do your objectives for you.
Slavery with extra steps. XD
A man has to have strategies. You can always kill the lackey
20:50 dumbass sloth got sucked into the garbage chute
Is a tater assistant a tater tot
Hey pants cheeki breeki do you still read these?
Not sure why you felt bad for killing the server. Could you please explain?
He literally HARD-CRASHED the server, the server admins had to do a complete reboot of the server to get it running again. that, and Tex, despite being a world-weary, shitposting texan with a whiskey-damaged voice he's very conscious of, is a sweet wholesome teddybear inside, and he doesn't like ruining other peoples fun. well, at least when he's not meant to, and certainly not to the n-th degree like here.
I know Tex is a good guy, there wasn’t any questions about that. One of my questions is based off the understanding that SS-13 seems to be a game where people tend to like ending the game if it’s in character. I was trying to understand more about the situation of this particular encounter and why he felt bad about it.
Great channel!
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