It’s actually the cure for Coronavirus but big media doesn’t want you to know that so instead of letting the story circulate between people they had to take action and just make it seem stupid. Personally, I keep a block of sharp cheddar by the sink and some bleu in the bathroom.
"To run from a flying predator" Well, I mean, yeah, but are you SURE the critter didn't get snatched up by an angry narwhal bent on world domination starting with the small mammals?
9:09 Literally me. I was translating "My grandpa needs insulin" at 2 years old because the only pharmacies in the town I grew up in were in the white part of town. The concept was so revolutionary to the workers there that they instantly recognized me afterwards for a solid couple years
Media: gamers must play at reasonable times Me:I’m turning off my internet and playing undertale over and over for you guys Edit: uuhh... hey guys how has it been uuhhhh... it is currently 11:32pm on Tuesday May 26 and I have gotten all the endings on undertale and got all of the known Easter eggs so yeah, thanks for the moral support?
Cool Man also the media Before outbreak: video games are horrible and should be banned because they are violent After outbreak: playing video games indoors and spending time on them is the best thing to do
0:58 just for info in case you're learning spanish or something. We usually say (or at least I do) no binaria (in feminine) referring that you're a non binary person. Person in spanish is persona which is a feminine word but has a gender neutral meaning. You could say "soy una persona no binaria" (I'm a non binary person) or "soy no binaria" because by the context they already know that you're referring to "persona" Sorry if this explanation was super confusing lol just wanted to clear it out
Ummm.... hello I think y u guys weren't thought aboit this was because he was basically a dictator and invaded east timor and committed terrible war crimes.
angersandwich I finished the video and went to bed before my mind was like, “Hol’up, did this man say ‘a quarter a day is $365’!?! I had to open this video back up just to see if I was crazy or not. Thank god, the actual post says dollar not quarter!!
I mentioned the 8+ yrs Swift to my fiancee and he made a good point: the company was probably trying to weed out liars. If someone walked in and said they had 8 years of experience, they'd be an obvious liar, versus if the person was like "yeah I've got two years experience but it only came out three years ago" they'd likely be hired
3:48 what world have we come to when the word "caronavirus" is a risk for demonizing videos. I get it's the internet but ppl need to face *some* realism
The quarter a day in a jar got changed to dollar a day on the bottom of the post. You still read it like a quarter a day. Madness....Madness I say!!!!! 6:35
I sent my best friend the picture of that guy's baby hand tattoo.....yeah....hahaha poor guy, he just wanted to cherish the precious tender moment.....and the artist was like "hehehe...how can I make this extremely gay?......" haha 😄
My fav is when people go “omg ur nose not covered” when it comes uncovered for a second. It’s like: How the heck do I blow out of my nose so hard that I spread it and in 1 second
12:33 this is actually fairly accurate. While EVE had one use (carrying a plant), WALL-E is actually cleaning up the Earth so that people can return. However, EVE looks nicer, and is likely more expensive for the exact same parts.
6:30 funny thing that happened, I was working cashier at Goodwill and I asked this lady to Roundup and she said no because 6:30, and I went on to tell her that a dollar a day for a year gets you $365, she tried playing it off like "holdup I gotta grab my calculator" and some other things, she didnt look at me for the rest of the checkout 😂
12:35 That’s the thing. You don’t want your computer running without your knowledge, do you? You want it to be on when you turn it on, and off when you turn it off.
*Woman discovers bar of soap she’s been washing her hands with for days is block of cheese*
Ok but why is that on the news?
It’s actually the cure for Coronavirus but big media doesn’t want you to know that so instead of letting the story circulate between people they had to take action and just make it seem stupid. Personally, I keep a block of sharp cheddar by the sink and some bleu in the bathroom.
Andy Blacksmith ah yes I see now
cheese
Because it will impact all of our lives. The Cheesy Union are secretly spying on us through soap
@@lobsters12111 I have been enlightened
the one about Jesus and a nail gun IS funny. despite the fact he was nailed to a cross, when he was growing up.... he was a carpenter XD
He who lives by the sword dies by the sword
Yep.
@@MrMoron-qn5rx that fucker with the pride flag camo on the crossbow
Nailed it!
Can we please stop nailing these Puns? They're too good for the internet
Nobody
EzPz: “I’ll just put this clip in twice and see if people notice”
Wait isnt this the zack from emkay? Just asking and making sure its the right channel.
@Duncan.chiasson Duncan.chiasson slazo made emkay
ruclips.net/video/Ph5veZYgvRA/видео.html
@@gpojake5508 did you just ...
@@dtyjdtyj2112 he did
9:48
Omg that was Jackseptieye-
It took me a minute to realise that
Same
I presume you didn’t see his name tag
Sounds like something he would say.
@@wta1518 Man's got some sick burns
Y E S
"To run from a flying predator"
Well, I mean, yeah, but are you SURE the critter didn't get snatched up by an angry narwhal bent on world domination starting with the small mammals?
9:09 Literally me. I was translating "My grandpa needs insulin" at 2 years old because the only pharmacies in the town I grew up in were in the white part of town. The concept was so revolutionary to the workers there that they instantly recognized me afterwards for a solid couple years
The double o man should have added “being a fool is not cool at the end”
So glad it isn't google translate or whatever reading up these memes.
Yeah, the unfunny comments from him really do the trick
@@captnbluehat that's an insult
Speaking of the thing is called Daniel (ENHANCED)
@@captnbluehat Please GKYS.
Sarah Randall whoa
9:50 Is Jack the new Wendy's or something
My friend, you are correct. XD
Yep
Sammy the Snow Wolf u a furry too? Thank god a fellow furry is here
Media: gamers must play at reasonable times
Me:I’m turning off my internet and playing undertale over and over for you guys
Edit: uuhh... hey guys how has it been uuhhhh... it is currently 11:32pm on Tuesday May 26 and I have gotten all the endings on undertale and got all of the known Easter eggs so yeah, thanks for the moral support?
If you really do that you're a hero , probably the most righteous one earth has created yet
Cool Man
also the media
Before outbreak: video games are horrible and should be banned because they are violent
After outbreak: playing video games indoors and spending time on them is the best thing to do
Oh yeah
A outstanding move.
Hope you find Gaster!
M&S is a uk based supermarket that has cafes and sells clothes that elders buy, its quite posh compared to the other supermarkets we have
0:58 just for info in case you're learning spanish or something. We usually say (or at least I do) no binaria (in feminine) referring that you're a non binary person. Person in spanish is persona which is a feminine word but has a gender neutral meaning.
You could say "soy una persona no binaria" (I'm a non binary person) or "soy no binaria" because by the context they already know that you're referring to "persona"
Sorry if this explanation was super confusing lol just wanted to clear it out
No te preocupe, se entiende 11/10
4:58 i’m an indonesian and i just found out about this fact, god damn do i love this country
Why didn't we learn this at school? 😂
Mutiara probably because the whole class will laugh uncontrollably
Same =w=
so glad my grandparents originated from there 😂😂
Ummm.... hello I think y u guys weren't thought aboit this was because he was basically a dictator and invaded east timor and committed terrible war crimes.
Last time I was this early, we could still go outside
I can go outside
You mean buy toilet paper?
You mean cough in public
@@fridge713 Please GKYS.
is outside like, being in your own yard
6:35
"A quarter a day is $365. U got some limited edition quarters or something?"
r/therewasanattempt
angersandwich I finished the video and went to bed before my mind was like, “Hol’up, did this man say ‘a quarter a day is $365’!?! I had to open this video back up just to see if I was crazy or not. Thank god, the actual post says dollar not quarter!!
Swap the 6 and 3 in the time XD
@@rensmusicandartt no it's
Right
That's the time where that happens
I calculated it and I got 91.25 dollars
It says 'A dollar' not 'A quarter'.
r/therewasanattempt
It’s amazing how people can fail their job in less than half an hour
6:34 it’s actually a dollar a day 😂
9:48 Jacksepticeye
Sorry I had to point it out
7:43 my guy proved him wrong with *11* double 'OO' words
9:48 Is nobody else going to say anything about the fact *JACKABOY* roasted PETA XD
Astronomers: No, you can't just heat bagel bites in here!
the apprentice: haha microwave go mmmmmmmmmmmm
9:12 funfact! The creature that hopped in the snow is actually the same BIRD who left those wing marks. So Y'ALL DON'T WORRY IT WAS *NOT* A BUNNY
1:46 Ceeeeeeeaassaaaaaaaar noooooooo
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
I always feel deja vu at least once in these videos. Like i may have seen these before but I'm not sure so i just sit and go ?????
Damn dude, I've seen every one of these in other videos days ago; you are the epitome of r/therewasanattempt...
5:06
Me in future : "kids that's what I call power move from our first president"
11:01
I want friends like that. A chain of puns.
If that wasn’t planned, than that is amazing.
1:38 r/therewasanattempt to pronounce anything in French correctly
And Spanish
And, to be frank, he's not great with English
The French one was torture to me a Canadian who's first language is french
Me: chewing on gum rn
3:19: comes by
Me: hey that’s what i’m doing!
As a french person,, hearing EzPz tryna read something in french is actually hilarious-
EzPz: my name is zach and today-
Me:*pauses video and thinks about emkay* wAiT-
0:44 2020 and people still acting as if degrees mattered 😂
*_9:48_**_- I only watched his Sally Face playthrough, but I can already say I love the guy thanks to this._*
I mentioned the 8+ yrs Swift to my fiancee and he made a good point: the company was probably trying to weed out liars. If someone walked in and said they had 8 years of experience, they'd be an obvious liar, versus if the person was like "yeah I've got two years experience but it only came out three years ago" they'd likely be hired
"Woman discovers bar of soap she's been washing her hands with for days is block of CHEEZ." 1:51
Can't wait to see your faces when you discover that the woman in 4:43 is the Minister of Health in Egypt
I was searching in the comments to see if anyone knows this
منورين يرجالة 3:
I thought it was mia khalifa
1:14 the mom was smart enough to not guess a number
3:48 what world have we come to when the word "caronavirus" is a risk for demonizing videos. I get it's the internet but ppl need to face *some* realism
The quarter a day in a jar got changed to dollar a day on the bottom of the post. You still read it like a quarter a day. Madness....Madness I say!!!!!
6:35
Snug Breezy I noticed that too! I was very confused because a quarter a day would be $91.25
@@miss.emaline yessss exactly!!!!
6:16 the other 4% just hold their shit in their hands and walk out of the restroom like its another day
0:59 when the language is smarter than the person speaking it
That last one is just STEAMING from the burn LMAO 😂
4:39 Our minster of health ladies and gentlemen
1:15
My mom vs my dad
Mom:I luv you,happy b-day! **hugs**
Dad:I luv you,happy b-day! **sings and plays happy b-day on his guitar**
That last one is a double OOF
NOT ONLY did they use the wrong you’re
They also used “a” instead of “an” before a word that starts with a vowel
1:56 I like how they called it news
9:36 damn, jackaboy comin in with the heat
“Ed-I-mology” * for epidemiology
“Bird leaf” 😂 this is something my 15 year old brother would say
Btw the woman in 4:38 is the Egyptian Minister of Health😂😂😂😂😂
Zach: A Quater a day for a year gets you $365 dollars.
I sent my best friend the picture of that guy's baby hand tattoo.....yeah....hahaha poor guy, he just wanted to cherish the precious tender moment.....and the artist was like "hehehe...how can I make this extremely gay?......" haha 😄
7:36
Tf did he espected? They are children. They LOVE nuggets.
11:29 book a flight to the Netherlands
oh wait
4:43
Acutuaaaaly
That is the egyptian governor of health in china in February
My fav is when people go “omg ur nose not covered” when it comes uncovered for a second. It’s like: How the heck do I blow out of my nose so hard that I spread it and in 1 second
2:22 I frigging choked on a piece of jello at this
me: **watching this video** also me:** sees a ad of pringles with rick and morty**
6:57 he was a carpenter
9:48 This is why we love Jack.
11:19 but with coronavirus the skittles are being force fed to you
6:04 it's because this doesn't work with all breast sizes
You just gotta cut it
@@piranhabanana3125 bras that size usually cost at least $50, I'm not cutting it unless it's beyond saving from being old.
7:44:
Good.
Wood.
Proof.
Choose.
Mood.
Book.
Hook.
Stool
Hood
Coordination
Hooligan
Those are a few examples. There are WAAAAAAY more.
12:33 this is actually fairly accurate. While EVE had one use (carrying a plant), WALL-E is actually cleaning up the Earth so that people can return. However, EVE looks nicer, and is likely more expensive for the exact same parts.
6:58 So Jesus's favourite weapon in general would be a crossbow
9:48 jacksepticeye when mad lad mode
1:27 me in Minecraft looking for buried treasure
"Fuk Yu" his parents knew what they were doin
9:48
Holy shit Jack
They wanted the gamers off the internet
When a 1 iq people picks a fight with smart people shiz went from 0-100 real quick
4:50 we need to do this to Google Classroom
YES! START A WAR AGAINST GOOGLE CLASSROOM!
Lol
3:02, how did he not notice that that is way more expensive than a 7.5 mm drill bit?
emkay: the good movie
Ezpz: the ripoff
2:36 man looks like philza if he ate a burger a day
13:06 "Your a idiot"
*cries in essays*
Bruh the chinese offbrand of miceal Jackson
Man I love miceal jackson
This is the second time I have clicked on an EZPZ video thinking it’s emkay. It gets even more confusing when you hear Zach
2:32
Ok time to make Curry in Pokémon with my birds
Jacksepticeye’s response to PETA was one of my favorite parts of the vid
When saying Epidemiology think *epidemic*
the first guy was like hey hey
4:30 I like people who are able to joke around about there own disabilities
6:30 funny thing that happened, I was working cashier at Goodwill and I asked this lady to Roundup and she said no because 6:30, and I went on to tell her that a dollar a day for a year gets you $365, she tried playing it off like "holdup I gotta grab my calculator" and some other things, she didnt look at me for the rest of the checkout 😂
12:35 That’s the thing. You don’t want your computer running without your knowledge, do you? You want it to be on when you turn it on, and off when you turn it off.
Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will."
Me: I will I had a million dollars, I will I had a nice gaming setup, the list goes on
5:03 bruh, i have never seen that in my history class(i'm Indonesian btw)
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT PRONOUNCE NOTRE DAME THAT WAY. (4:08)
I legit read 9:48 in Jack's voice and I don't regret it in the slightest.
7:44 Get this man a Nobel Prize.
4:36
I work at an autoparts store.
I see tons of people doing this.
1:15 so fAHking accurate!
6:10
Crunched some numbers and that comes out to roughly 52.266% of people wash their hands after using the bathroom.
9:49 did jacksepticeye just respond to this
9:03 This man borned for this
1:36 that pronunciation scares me
“ne doviente passe”
@@aviator2117 precisely
C'mon, that last one had to have been a joke.
In that first clip he’s very lucky he didn’t meet Michal Jackson
4:06 actually tho my dad never got a college education he started as a garbage man and is now a manager of all of the garbage men in the state of Utah
jack is a savage