I dated a tall girl once, one day I found it hard to reach her. She told me it's because she could never look up to me. She was a visual learner and could see I wasn't tall enough - to be the real man she always wanted 😢 . She's un alived now the paper said something about power lines 🤷
Thanks for doing these. Been wanting to do comedy, but it's so weird trying to sit down and make funny happen. Funny has always just happened for me, so it's strange figuring out how to manufacture it.
From 7:35. Being tall makes me great at sports… bars. Spotted by bartenders immediately. Found by friends easily. Assumed to be a sports guy frequently.
Being tall people assume I'm athletic, if only they handed out gold medals for teaching the top shelf. As a sports broadcaster: "He's been training for this since he was 15, ladies and gentlemen. Look at his focus. His sheer will to dominate." *Pantomime grabbing something off the shelf* "He sticks it!"
Wow, you're tall, did you play basketball ball. Yes, yes, I did. I was really good too. Got a scholarship in college, made it to NBA. I gave it all up to make $75 a night here at Yuk Yuks.
Wait, wait, wait I got ideas. What if he combined them? Something like: “growing up as a tall, white man basketball was a no brainer! So, that’s exactly what I did! Yeah I even made it to the NBA… volume 2 platinum hits on xbox” Maybe he could do the one with the details like “I’m 6’4 which as you know, is only *slightly* above the average height for most men, at least according to most dating sites”
So I was gonna do this exercise when u chose tall I for whatever reason just chose the word bean ... Out of nowhere and then You said okay cool beans and I lost it. Wth just happened
Anybody else six foe' well I am and yes I got a scholarship to college but not for sports. I tried to play basketball I can't dunk dribble catch run or jump. I look like a falling giraffe chasing the ball.
Tall enough to have to live with the anxiety of whether or not you should tell your average friends that they should see how disgusting it is on tops of their refrigerators.
I'm just tall enough to where people are disappointed that I'm not good at sports. Being tall gave me an advantage, but unfortunately taking an advantage requires skill.
I'm 7 feet tall, I never talked to anyone about my short career in NBA, because first, I wasn't any good, and second, it takes real money to get better in NBA 2K, so I just quit.😅
"I have a dream of being tall, not because I want to reach things way up on shelves but because I have a love of hitting my head on doorways." - Fredd Roxx
I’ll never forget what my basketball coach said to me. He said “with you height, why are you so bad.” I’ll never forget what my basket ball teacher said to me. He said… wait was it again. Well not exactly killer but I had a go
I have a really tall lanky friend longs limbs but bumbling I said what are u good at.. I'm good at hugging fat girls it's a confidence booster when they feel arms reach all the way around . I know that sucked and I fat shamed
My friend used to tease me for being tall and unathletic , until I slammed dunked these nuts on his mom forehead , now she pays for me college tuition…. See there is more then one way to get a scholarship……. ,
Let me know how I did. I'm tall everywhere except airports, At airports you never fit in the seats, people want you to put their luggage above them because you know you can reach it, and you're unable to join the mile-high club. Can you imagine my tall awkward ass in a tiny bathroom with another person it must feel like they are being attacked by an octopus
Im not tall at all.. im 5 feet 2.. and yea i wish i had couple more inches . Down there . Aint no way i care about my height. With this minion lil body ive dated seniors bruh . Once i dated a girl she was like 5 feet 8.. 6 inches more than me!! Well we stopped talking after i left thailand. It wasnt about height ahem
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I dated a tall girl once, but she left because even though I'm not that short I had trouble reaching things, like her expectations. Go easy on me lol
yeh ok got the grin better than his premis
😂😂
I laughed. I think if I HEARD that joke it would be a lot funnier
This is my favourite 😂
I dated a tall girl once, one day I found it hard to reach her. She told me it's because she could never look up to me. She was a visual learner and could see I wasn't tall enough - to be the real man she always wanted 😢 . She's un alived now the paper said something about power lines 🤷
As a kid, I could never look up to my father; he wasn't tall enough.
Thanks for doing these. Been wanting to do comedy, but it's so weird trying to sit down and make funny happen. Funny has always just happened for me, so it's strange figuring out how to manufacture it.
I feel the exact same thing
From 7:35.
Being tall makes me great at sports… bars. Spotted by bartenders immediately. Found by friends easily. Assumed to be a sports guy frequently.
Great misdirect and bonus points for all the tags!
Nice
yep
Being white and 6"4', I was lucky to got a special scholarship to study benchwarming.
I'm tall enough to be a basketball player but the only dunking I can do is a donut in my coffee.
Haha love it!
Being tall was hard in a phalanx formation, I always knew where the arrows came from.
Being tall people assume I'm athletic, if only they handed out gold medals for teaching the top shelf. As a sports broadcaster: "He's been training for this since he was 15, ladies and gentlemen. Look at his focus. His sheer will to dominate." *Pantomime grabbing something off the shelf* "He sticks it!"
Being tall made me great at sports. Well, great at watching sports. I could always see over the people in front of me.
I’ll see myself out.
Wow, you're tall, did you play basketball ball. Yes, yes, I did. I was really good too. Got a scholarship in college, made it to NBA. I gave it all up to make $75 a night here at Yuk Yuks.
Haha living the dream!
Wow your tall, did you play basketball? No I'm a jokey.
Being tall really gave me a good reputation. She can't slap me if she can't reach me.
“Being tall made me athletic…. In the eyes of other people.” Could be a good misdirect
For one joke..... He took Infinite gulps ... Not a fair sacrifice for my ears
This is so helpful! I’m a visual learner, so thanks!
Happy to help Okoye. I'm doing another one this Wednesday!
Have you ever been a tall guy at a concert? Everybody automatically hates you, but in the end I feel like it's my gods gift to stand in your way.
Wait, wait, wait I got ideas. What if he combined them? Something like: “growing up as a tall, white man basketball was a no brainer! So, that’s exactly what I did! Yeah I even made it to the NBA… volume 2 platinum hits on xbox”
Maybe he could do the one with the details like “I’m 6’4 which as you know, is only *slightly* above the average height for most men, at least according to most dating sites”
Sure I’m tall, but the only balls I can play are lazy.
So I was gonna do this exercise when u chose tall I for whatever reason just chose the word bean ... Out of nowhere and then You said okay cool beans and I lost it. Wth just happened
Tall people are to plane seats as fat chicks are to yoga pants. Just because you fit doesn’t mean you should.
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What's the difference between virginity and an erection?
I ain't afraid to lose my virginity
Thanks for making this video
Absolutely thanks for watching!
Her tinder bio said only men with a height that starts with 6. Three dates later she blocked me when I told her I was 69 inches tall.
Inspirational as always. Happy 4th young man.
Being tall meant I was first in line for basketball scholarships, which really upset everyone actually on the basketball team.
There was a guy I know his nick name was Norbert and he was tall, someone asked a guy if he knew the Norbert he said who Tallbert yeah I know him!😂
As a tall guy I was always good at basketball. Being white meant I was that good, so I never went pro. Being gay means even now, I still shoot hoops.
Cool beans!
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Anybody else six foe' well I am and yes I got a scholarship to college but not for sports. I tried to play basketball I can't dunk dribble catch run or jump. I look like a falling giraffe chasing the ball.
my balls movement are seen easily by all as I am tall
Tall people thinking they're so righteous cause they're above all that
Im tall People always ask me if I can dunk and I say Only on NBA jam
Im tall peopl ways ask me if I can dunk and I say Only Oreos in milk
Tall enough to have to live with the anxiety of whether or not you should tell your average friends that they should see how disgusting it is on tops of their refrigerators.
I'm just tall enough to where people are disappointed that I'm not good at sports. Being tall gave me an advantage, but unfortunately taking an advantage requires skill.
I'm 7 feet tall, I never talked to anyone about my short career in NBA, because first, I wasn't any good, and second, it takes real money to get better in NBA 2K, so I just quit.😅
It helped you in the Olympics…math Olympics. It was easy for you to look over the Chinese team answers.
"I have a dream of being tall, not because I want to reach things way up on shelves but because I have a love of hitting my head on doorways." - Fredd Roxx
That's hilarious because he doesn't really love hitting his head on doorways, he's just some bitter short guy.
Why do all my jokes come out as puns?
Growing up tall meant I could touch the rim at an early age.
My conservative family we're not happy
I am tall and my wife is short. I like to put things on the top shelf, and she hides everything on the bottom shelf.
america have yet again been ranked to have the tallest population on average...
horizontally
I’ll never forget what my basketball coach said to me. He said “with you height, why are you so bad.”
I’ll never forget what my basket ball teacher said to me. He said… wait was it again.
Well not exactly killer but I had a go
I'm not really tall, im just really close up
I'm tall but im not athletic. It's like winning the genetic lottery and then losing the ticket!
How is it when tall people walk and eat at the same time they remind me of camels
But they don't give scholarships for xbox
Maybe if you can make one from used products!🤷♂️
When short please ask me to help them reach something on the top Shelf I pick them up
Girls when you're tall.
I have a really tall lanky friend longs limbs but bumbling I said what are u good at.. I'm good at hugging fat girls it's a confidence booster when they feel arms reach all the way around . I know that sucked and I fat shamed
My friend used to tease me for being tall and unathletic , until I slammed dunked these nuts on his mom forehead , now she pays for me college tuition…. See there is more then one way to get a scholarship…….
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Billards - or Playing Pool
A blind girl asked me, "How tall are you?"
I replied, "5'5."
She responded "See you later."
Let me know how I did.
I'm tall everywhere except airports,
At airports you never fit in the seats, people want you to put their luggage above them because you know you can reach it, and you're unable to join the mile-high club.
Can you imagine my tall awkward ass in a tiny bathroom with another person it must feel like they are being attacked by an octopus
But your feminine looking so you got a scholarship for the WNBA
That's hilarious!
When ur tall they mistake it to success, because your trying to get to new heights
I'm so tall, they gave me a basketball scholarship just looking at me
This suit is black not
Im not tall at all.. im 5 feet 2.. and yea i wish i had couple more inches . Down there . Aint no way i care about my height. With this minion lil body ive dated seniors bruh . Once i dated a girl she was like 5 feet 8.. 6 inches more than me!! Well we stopped talking after i left thailand. It wasnt about height ahem
Growing up Tall always gave me the advantage of getting picked first in sports.. but always got kicked out for Little athletic ability.
You’re not athletic so you only got to play the tall side of the bench
Life as a tall man is just dandruff and cleavage for my eyes
This was a great waste of time
People always ask me how tall i am, "Are you in the NBA?" -No dude, i'm also white.
Black and tall automatic NBA player Tall and Asian Yao Ming Tall and white priceless
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