I’m just now getting into this franchise and I’m loving it. But if there’s one thing I’ve noticed it’s that GW is literally sitting on top of a gold mine with this universe and they just don’t seem to utilize it well
If they are stationed on Terra, then they might not even have such a short life after all. It's the Imperium's most heavily fortified Planet, and there's basically nothing to do that would fall in the tasks of the Guardsmen.
Fun fact: in an italian comic called Dragonero, a guy named Leario, an healer with the special ability to heal anyone of illnesses and curses of all kind, store them mentariously in him, and then transfere them to someone else, made a false cult out of poor villagers plagued by an horrible... well, plague. Soon enough, using Illusions and dark pacts, he seized THE ENTIRE EMPIRE he lived in for himself. So yeah, the D&D Healer used gis powers to trick the entire Capital to join his false cult of personality.
Me and the boys headed to the school bathroom to absolutely yoink everything in there (including the pipes and wires, these are needed for our mechanicus members)
@@IluminousOne-9.7.2 Depends on how long the peace has lasted really, if it has been forever they wouldn't be able to grasp the concept of warfare as we have
My favorite part about this animation is that the Imperial Fists awoke two of their dreadnoughts just so that they could march in a parade formation. Dreadnought: "Battle brother, which combat zone are we to be deployed in? Have we been awakened to deliver righteous fury upon the enemies of the Emperor?" Random Techmarine: "Oh, you seem to be mistaken, Venerable One, we've simply roused you from your slumber so you can get your steps in for the millennia."
Ahhh, but it’s a parade on Holy Terra. The Imperial Fists took center-stage for the defenders throughout the entire siege. Half the battlements and weapon emplacements there in the Imperial Palace as of the 41st millenium were probably placed there by 7th legion hands all those millennia ago. It’s the place where the Imperial Fists really made a name for themselves, really stepped into the limelight, pushing all of their talents to the absolute limit. And they fuckin WON. If I were an Imperial Fist rather than an Iron Hand, and awoken from stasis to March the streets of the throneworld in a grand procession, I would consider it a high point in my career.
As a enemy of the empire you are sitting quietly in the trench suddenly you hear a music from the other side of the front and you know that you are just completely fucked
Me in Stellaris usually: *Peaceful, protectors of liberty, democracy and free rights for all in my empire.* Me when someone decides to attack me, my allies, or dare to look at me funny:
Бро, когда мне было 10 лет, я 3 года вел игру, где были все известные мне сюжеты: титаны из Тихоокеанского рубежа, зомби, звёздные войны, драконы, эльфы, туземцы, инопланетяне и другие. Там участвовали ВСЕ мои игрушки: Лего, пластиковые солдатики, машинки(они были на автопилоте), игрушки из киндера, а я представлял себя огромным роботом, будто мной управляют эти персонажи, мой дом был последней опорой человечества, а когда я работал во дворе, я представлял, будто выполняю миссии( убрать снег - это уничтожение укреплений врагов, ломать лёд - добыча ископаемых, избавление от сорняков - уничтожения ульев мутантов). Веселые были времена...
- And in the third day, The Emperor yelled at the top of his mighty lungs; _"Let them xenos face the supremacy of mankind"!_ - Is that quote even canon? - Stfu you heretic!
The entire HD2 (Helldivers 2) player base when the SEMOD (Super Earths ministry of defence) announces a major order: 1. clear sector (insert sector name here), (insert sector name here) and (insert sector name here) of Automatons. if you do you do that, the SEMOD will upgrade the ships capacity to 20+ Helldivers
I am reminded of Duke Nukem’s quote: “Power armor is for pussies.” I wonder if the Duke would care to repeat that sentiment when faced with a few dozen god-blooded half-giants with power armor that weighs as much as a fuckin Ford F-150 and can still move at speeds so blindingly fast it causes a PTSD-adjacent psychological effect in the minds of observing mortals known as “Transhuman Dread.”
The amount of other videos that use this scene with a heavy base, and DON'T change the speed of the video to match the base is ridiculous. I love the fact that you took the extra time to properly time the marching to the song!!! 🤩
The Empire of Man on their way to lose at least 75% of their sent in force to defend a planet (The Space Marines might get lucky if the author likes them)
Me and the boys at 7 years old on our way to play soldiers with sticks (There will be mass casulties)
Don’t forget multiple violations of the Geneva conventions
And then we grew and grew as our sticks became bigger and and better to wooden replica's
Damn i guess the art of war is yet to change
*Da BoyZ.
@@1974GreekTiger *happy ork noises*
When the peaceful civilisation your crusade fleet found isn't a human civilisation.
The fuckin unseen during the night crusades
Welp time for work!
*Reload the heavy bolter*
Salamanders when they see xeno children :
Suffer not the xenos to live!
@@JimmySpace69unless its a lonely eldar who lost his mother and believes in the Emper
Never get tired of seeing a Bruce Willis looking so proud of his Battle Brothers
Lord Inquisitor Brucius Willius
@@Decepticon272 I really hope someone can get us a photoshop of this
Nah,that's Brother Mussolini
😆👍
Still crazy that fans routinely capture the spirit of 40k way better than GW ever has in official media
I’m just now getting into this franchise and I’m loving it.
But if there’s one thing I’ve noticed it’s that GW is literally sitting on top of a gold mine with this universe and they just don’t seem to utilize it well
I'm like 99% sure that they use people liking the universe and creating this badass artwork for free promotion
I mean...isn't this entire cinematic created by (or rather by order of) GW? Not tryna defend them but facts is facts.
@@monkeymaniac8269 fair's fair then.
@@slayerofcuba2928 na, they actually sent a ton of cease and desist orders to a ton of people for making fan projects.
Let's be honest, the guards in the parade, this is probably the proudest moment of their short lives.
They can die happy knowing they stood right next to the astartes and the Dreadnaughts!
On Holy Terra, no less!
Short? They will live eternally in the god emperors grace!
If they are stationed on Terra, then they might not even have such a short life after all. It's the Imperium's most heavily fortified Planet, and there's basically nothing to do that would fall in the tasks of the Guardsmen.
@@pixelmaster910 Bloodthirsters who took a wrong turn at Albuquerque aside...
that one guy that convinces the entire capital to join his cult in DnD rocking up to a fight be like
Fun fact: in an italian comic called Dragonero, a guy named Leario, an healer with the special ability to heal anyone of illnesses and curses of all kind, store them mentariously in him, and then transfere them to someone else, made a false cult out of poor villagers plagued by an horrible... well, plague.
Soon enough, using Illusions and dark pacts, he seized THE ENTIRE EMPIRE he lived in for himself.
So yeah, the D&D Healer used gis powers to trick the entire Capital to join his false cult of personality.
I mean my lizardfolk sorcerer (who never learned how to read) did gained a following of kobold by accident.
Me if I change two stats.
While Erasmus never managed to gave us the Full Lord Inquisitor, this scene will forever be cherished.
hellyeah
Me and the boys headed to the school bathroom to absolutely yoink everything in there (including the pipes and wires, these are needed for our mechanicus members)
I thought these are Imperial Fists and not Blood Ravens
Ah, a blood ravens member. Please don't steal my comme-
So you guys were the ones behind of trashing the bathroom💀🔥
All of humanity as soon as we discover en extraterrestrial threat greater than ourselves
"Every war was practice for them" some toutube comment
All fun and games until it it turns out their peacefulness led to their tech being a shit ton years better than ours and Earth gets one-shotted
Or if the aliens are (somehow) even more violent then us
@@josephcascino698 That's not possible, scale says: "peaceful, violent, violent as humans, dead"
@@IluminousOne-9.7.2 Depends on how long the peace has lasted really, if it has been forever they wouldn't be able to grasp the concept of warfare as we have
My favorite part about this animation is that the Imperial Fists awoke two of their dreadnoughts just so that they could march in a parade formation.
Dreadnought: "Battle brother, which combat zone are we to be deployed in? Have we been awakened to deliver righteous fury upon the enemies of the Emperor?"
Random Techmarine: "Oh, you seem to be mistaken, Venerable One, we've simply roused you from your slumber so you can get your steps in for the millennia."
Ahhh, but it’s a parade on Holy Terra. The Imperial Fists took center-stage for the defenders throughout the entire siege. Half the battlements and weapon emplacements there in the Imperial Palace as of the 41st millenium were probably placed there by 7th legion hands all those millennia ago. It’s the place where the Imperial Fists really made a name for themselves, really stepped into the limelight, pushing all of their talents to the absolute limit. And they fuckin WON. If I were an Imperial Fist rather than an Iron Hand, and awoken from stasis to March the streets of the throneworld in a grand procession, I would consider it a high point in my career.
@@venerablebrothergoriate5844well said
Can you imagine being the guardsmen at the back marching right in front of like 12 Astarte's =0
You wouldn't want to trip...
Or the dudes marching behind the dreadnoughts
If you weren't a fast walker until then, you'll become one real quick
@@spooky4124 You don´t need to be fast, just make sure you wacht your step
What did apostrophes ever do to you to deserve this? 😢🤣
Me in Stellaris when your construction ship reaches the last unclaimed system between our borders before mine does.
"Why aliens don't want to visit us?"
Average human disagreement:
That’s just practice. When they do arrive, we’ll be ready.
“You barbaric little cretins who only know how to kill one another. And for what? Money? Power? Religion?”
*”Practice.”*
Hell yeh its just a practice. What those wimps gonna do against a civilization with a history of conflict practice
As a enemy of the empire you are sitting quietly in the trench suddenly you hear a music from the other side of the front and you know that you are just completely fucked
XCOM, Stellaris and 40K made me into someone who is willing to defend any country if this planet is invaded by aliens.
Yes no matter who.
Me and @elpresidente4979 marching in lockstep to the front after North Korea is invaded by aliens
Humanity first
Xcom, stellaris, and mass effect taught me to accept help from wherever it comes from
40k taught me to never trust the help for long
Starcraft taught me purging xenos is infinitely more fun if other xenos hate them too
Remember: Xenos dont deserve "human rights!"
Me and the boys on our way to the magic pain glove
I hope Henry Cavil enters the room like this in the first episode of his warhammer 40k series
*The Man-Emperor of Mankind
@@JimmySpace69Well said, Jimmy Space
I dunno where they're heading to but it's definitely gonna be fortified to the extreme when they get there
It's a parade on holy terra
@@Goonergangprophet2007his point still stands
Me in Stellaris usually: *Peaceful, protectors of liberty, democracy and free rights for all in my empire.*
Me when someone decides to attack me, my allies, or dare to look at me funny:
When you decide to play another xenophobic playthrough as humanity in Stellaris
This fits surprisingly well, good job!
Me and the boys going off to do some fortifying.
Dr. Livesley is in one of those power-armor suits I just know it...
"The words Emperor and God should mean the same to you!" - Apothecary Livesley of the Iron Fists, 41st millennium
The ants making their way to the breadcrumbs on my bed
Glory to you, Humanity in the far future. Conquer this galaxy and make your ancestors Proud.
Me playing with my legos:
The lore:
Бро, когда мне было 10 лет, я 3 года вел игру, где были все известные мне сюжеты: титаны из Тихоокеанского рубежа, зомби, звёздные войны, драконы, эльфы, туземцы, инопланетяне и другие. Там участвовали ВСЕ мои игрушки: Лего, пластиковые солдатики, машинки(они были на автопилоте), игрушки из киндера, а я представлял себя огромным роботом, будто мной управляют эти персонажи, мой дом был последней опорой человечества, а когда я работал во дворе, я представлял, будто выполняю миссии( убрать снег - это уничтожение укреплений врагов, ломать лёд - добыча ископаемых, избавление от сорняков - уничтожения ульев мутантов). Веселые были времена...
the men infront of the dreadnoughts must be literally walking for their life
*Me and the boys I picked to be on my dodgeball team*
Me when no tax on overtime announced heading in to work.
I’m glad the every step the space marines take is in sync
Literally every step every one of the units takes is in sync tho
Alien scientists: i picked up a signal from earth
the signal: BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD
- And in the third day, The Emperor yelled at the top of his mighty lungs; _"Let them xenos face the supremacy of mankind"!_
- Is that quote even canon?
- Stfu you heretic!
The entire HD2 (Helldivers 2) player base when the SEMOD (Super Earths ministry of defence) announces a major order:
1. clear sector (insert sector name here), (insert sector name here) and (insert sector name here) of Automatons.
if you do you do that, the SEMOD will upgrade the ships capacity to 20+ Helldivers
the lads are on the way to pull up in the function in style
Me irl: doesn't talk much, doesn't want problems with anyone, just chills.
Me in stellaris:
I find it very mesmerizing seeing the space marines walk in different suits. Its almost like watching a checkerboard move?
The filthy Xenos will feel the might of Dorn!
Tiny island in the middle of nowhere existing
Bri’ish:
Nasa: found oil on mars
USA the next day:
The release of space marine 2😂
Me and the boyz
The universe is a dark forest, and we are the lumberjacks.
Pov: most peacefull hoi4 round
Tmw alien contact has finally been made.
Pov: you and the boys when you see another school on schools meet-ups
Those two dreadnaughts were probably not happy when they were woken, just to walk in a parade. Especially Imperial Fists.
I still love the weight those space marines have in their steps.
Same even the subtle shake the dreadnoughts have with each step as well.
I am reminded of Duke Nukem’s quote: “Power armor is for pussies.”
I wonder if the Duke would care to repeat that sentiment when faced with a few dozen god-blooded half-giants with power armor that weighs as much as a fuckin Ford F-150 and can still move at speeds so blindingly fast it causes a PTSD-adjacent psychological effect in the minds of observing mortals known as “Transhuman Dread.”
Me about to build a F O R T F I E D club house for the boys:
0:20 - the 6 servitors/slaves at the front of the ship look like they're DJ'ing the sick beat in this video. 😂
Better not miss that cadence call when marching in front of the big boy-toys as a guardsmen!!😳🙄🤷♂️🤦♂️😂🤣😂🤣
Xenos: Why am I hearing boss music?
4chan users when someone abuses animals:
Me in risk heading to the next country with the boys be like🤣:
Imagine waking from 100 years sleep just to be said you need to go in parade...
Now, by the Emperor, THIS is a parade!
it's purgin' time...
Me and the boys on our way to liberate malevelon creek (we are about to get fucking obliterated before we even touch the ground)
Dreadnought tank stratagems drop tomorrow brother helldiver - democracy protects!
LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR MAY HIS FURY GUIDE OUR WEAPONS
Humanity: we invented racism
Ants when another colony of the same species as them exists on the other side of the yard (no one will survive):
The amount of other videos that use this scene with a heavy base, and DON'T change the speed of the video to match the base is ridiculous.
I love the fact that you took the extra time to properly time the marching to the song!!!
🤩
I don't mind being the bad guys if we're this cool
Me in civ beyond earth the second an alien raids a single farm
Bro, Mussolini finally became competent. He even got a cool armor.
6 year old me and the boys when we find a cool stick
This works as an excellent theme for Constantin Valdor
Environmentalists after they find out about one tree being cut down:
The dreadnaughts being woke up from ancient sleep just to be in a parade 😂
Watching this increases testosterone 40'000x.
Pov the class when they say we are going to play dodgeball
I smell here some *intergallactic genocide*
They really should rename that galaxy to Bloody Way
All boys with 10 km of range when the gym teacher said to line up for boys vs girls:
Никто:
Телевизоры в магазине электроники транслирующие качество и плавность картинки:
The Empire of Man on their way to lose at least 75% of their sent in force to defend a planet (The Space Marines might get lucky if the author likes them)
The Na'Vi: we repelled the human invasion
*two years later*
Jivin for the Emperor.
Small imperial scout forces
Imagine your a small gang in the 40 first milenium that took over a small planet and then see this coming you way.
I doubt it would be considered rational use of such force by imperial authorities, it's like dropping entire army of some silly mexican cartel
Ants when there a slightly different colored colony across the yard
Wh40k reinforcements for helldivers be like:
The Emperor protects!
Humanity First, Humanity Always
Me when i get denounced for "being a warmonger" in civilization
(They shouldve expanded before me)
Yes I return this video again to scream out like: There is only mankind !!!!
Praise be the Emperor
Having read most of the Eisenhorn books the parade on Thracian Primaris makes this look like a literal walk in the park.
We march for humanity
Accurate representation of me and the boys at 10 yo prepparing the destroy the other guys at airsoft.
I hope this is a scene of our future. United, as one, against anything in our path.
The fact they moved in sync with the music is perfect
Our first loyalty is to our species. Then our families. Then, our country, which we owe the least of our loyalties to.
No me quiero imaginar lo que le pasó al sujeto que tuvo que despertar a dos dreadghnaout ( o como se escriba) para un desfile xD
The Alien World killed our envoy, they don't know, they're already dead.
How it feels when you are the top guild on the sever
Stellaris players playing the same game for the three hundred and fourth time this time a little bit spicier.
“Hero of helsreach. As if theres only one.” - Grimaldus
Me and the boys heading to Walmart to buy the dumbest shit and ride on those scooter things
Imagine having to wake up a dreadnought for a parade.
A week after you finally buy that 3D Printer 😂
1.25 hit differently
Ants be like