samsung girl
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2021
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#animation #samsungsam #samsungmeme 
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There is something faster than the speed of light, r34 artists
This is fact
A speed to surpass ultra instinct
F A C T S
My Sanity
Runner-up would be Squizzy subscribers trying to be one of the first to like and/or comment.
the way she looks at me
Wake up babe, Kwite is in the comments!
man
How You
Look So
Precious
When You
💖Smile💖
Wait why are you here
You mean HE?
“So then squizzy got an idea... an awful, awful idea.”
Damn 100 likes, that’s crazy😕
An awful diabolical despicable idea
Grunch
Damn 200! That’s crazy😧
300, damn that’s crazy 👀👀
At least this is better than oversimplified logos.
@Kwasi Taylor 08 the creator recently confirmed that she's 26
@Kwasi Taylor 08 the assistant
Oversimplified would be a compliment for the basic shit show companies have turned their logos into
oversimplified thighs are next, mark my words!
@@floreacristian949 there’s a tax for that
I feel like this is gonna start a trend were companies are gonna make hot mascots now
oh god i think your right
Well that would be hilarious
And terrifying...
The real Lola Bunny died for nothing then
I can’t wait
Sweet 😎
Big company: comision female 3d mascot
Board of investor: "why?"
-degenerate- cultured chief of marketing: "observe"
*Profit increases by 1000% percent*
this is just the corporate version of "hey bro, wanna see what happens when you pour molten aluminum into an ant colony?"
"female"
*cracks knuckles*
@Ham I'm guessing that the original commenter misspelled female and that CoolNuggit1 was pointing out the spelling error. If you look you can see that the original comment is edited.
She doesn't even look like anything special, just a hyper realistic anime girl. What's impressive is how well she's modeled! The creases on her shirt and clothes look so realistic.. and her expressions are really well done too. With my limited knowledge of 3d rendering and modeling, I could never lol.
honestly!
My man out here with a "realistically rendered cloth physics" fetish
I literally took one look at her and was like 'Damn, i wish i can 3d model THAT good one day" It looks fun, but it can be a nightmare!
Doesn’t look anything like an anime girl but aight
@101 no
Looking at the comments, I'm glad I'm not the only one that notices how she has the most generic design and clawed herself straight out of her home in the uncanny valley.
Yeah I can understand lady dimitrescu, but this is literally just "generic anime girl" and people are going crazy. Then again these are the same people that would donate their life savings to a twitch thot just because she barely showed one centimeter of her feet.
Ikr, when I first got wind of this. I was like, 'geez that thing is so uncanny......', yet everyone is over there drooling over her?
@@qwertydavid8070 Yeah, I mean, lady dimitrescu is busty and has a mostly human looking face lol. I'd say she definitely trumps sam.
Personally, uncanny valley is half of the appeal. Can't explain it, but strange abhuman android girl makes my little iron into the big iron.
finally, someone gets it. she looks creepy as hell to me
"I don't care" is the perfect response.
The belch made it extra sassy.
You should tho
@@alexrexaros9837 What does us lewding a corporate mascot do tho lets be real. They don't have Sam merch so it's not like they can profit. The only beneficiaries atm are artists.
I don’t care
You should honestly use it more
The first and only thing I could read was "breastfeed" and i have lost all hope
You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear la
@@AxxLAfriku Shut.
I have proof got curis just how fast they are like 3 days late a single site has over 800 pics and they are cursed
@@AxxLAfriku hey look... its that annoying guy thats literally EVERYWHERE
I saw the same comment first but the first word I saw was “uwu” and I still lost hope
"Meanwhile"
Steve Jobs: "Write that down, write that down."
More like write that down on his will
didn’t steve jobs die of ligma?
@@0heda734 what's die?
@@gilles466 diet cola
steve jobs is dead
0:08 Squizzy preparing to draw a child in a not so safe for work way
the great depression
Twitter artists be complaining about there coms untill Samsung wafui shows up. Then suddenly they be doing 48h shift to get some rule 34 done 🤣
the Industrial revolution and its consequences on humanity
@@user-lo8ju3qf2o you're right
damn fancy seeing you here
I watch Irons war thunder vids and I didn't expect him to be here
The boom and bust a nut industry of Commision artist is an unforgiving place
If this is the new company trend like the simplified logos were, y'know, i'm not complaining.
Hi seek :D didn't expect to see you here
hi seek!!!
Zoinks
mmm
I'd rather every brand have some waifu to attract customer than for every logo to look like a 2nd grade geometry homework
Friend: "It's just a marketing ploy meant to trick weebs into buying their product, taking advantage of this whole 'simp' thing and commercializing it for profit."
Me: "Normally I would agree with you. But just look at her man..."
Friend: _"Hmmmmm..."_
i dont see what u see but alr
"This only proves my point"
“... Nah, I don’t see it. Quarantine got you _bad_ rn lmao”
Don't forget, squizzy also turned herself into a thicc lady once and ppl simped like crazy
Sauce: from “when I lost my tablet pen”
Sauce
sauce
Fkn sauce man. C'mon
Sauce
"Hey Vsauce, Squizzy here."
That burped “I don’t care” is the only thing keeping me going for this week.
So THAT'S what that is....
"*burp*, i dont care" is pretty much my life story.
@TheFruitMan how in God's green earth did you possibly hear minecraft
@@HawkstaBeard maybe they're dyslexic.
wait-
Lol
If this is just a corporate tactic for us to buy Samsung products, it's working.
jk
idk
*F E E T*
How the hell are you everywhere bruh
Oh look it's a Justin y friend
0:08 is squizzy literally about to abuse people
The pic hits hard bruh
Vader: Your feeling for her are not real
Star killer: *THEY'RE REAL TO ME*
Apple the next day:
We’d like to introduce you to Siri! Now with a new face!
@Emperor Palpatine”let’s incorporate that saying these kids say now, how does it go? Sheeesh?”
High percentage that will happen.
@@Waffle143 LMFAO
praying it happens
Everywhere I got I see her..
Fr
I don’t know where he gots
wow everywhere he got
EVERYWHERE I GOT LOL
everywhere you got 😥😥😥😥😥😓😓😓😓
Imagine being Samsung in this scenario where people are hearing a whole lot about your products because of rule34 made around a fictional Samsung based character not even made by your company.
0:12 squizzy gained so much power she learnt how to draw with her left hand
Weaponized corporate waifus. We truly are in the darkest timeline.
Literally Blade Runner.
@@WASDLeftClick damn
Bad ending
Good ending
Millions of dollars in corporate research into a character design that is as non threatening and marketable as possible.
10k on the placement of that earring alone.
It's either working too well, or exactly as intended.
I haven't felt a woman's touch in three years
Well I havent my entire life.
I forgot the last thyme I ate a bagel.....I want to say somewhere between 2005-2020.
Damn! how have you managed to avoid being slapped by any woman for the past 3 years? I dont know what it has to do with the video, but its impressive nonetheless
@@GoldenStreak9k A woman's *gentle touch
we can tell since you watch squizzy
I love how he actually says dot dot dot out loud.
“No no, he’s got a point”
I mean, as long as we can all agree she’s just the lady from Bee Movie, we’re all good.
A cross between her and Anita Battle Woman
Agree
I don't see no Barry the bee and black and yellow dress so sorry it's a no in my books
High res Vanessa
True dat
i don’t CARE if i’m falling for any “cOrPoRaTe ScAmS”. GIRL PRETTY, PRETTY GIRL
truly, it is dark here
@@number8769 And what if I told you,
Nobody gives a shit
@@number8769 What if I told you,
Girl pretty
I wonder what will be next month's "girl pretty"
@@number8769 she's still hot
she is a samsung girl
squizzy is an abusive girl
"Sam is 17 lol" ruined a lot of peoples carreers
At first, I didn’t even know she was popular because she was “attractive”, I just thought she another meme like any other, boy was i wrong, the r34 is spreading like corona
I hate your profile picture
@@baconx330 same
@@baconx330 somebody once told me the world's gonna hate me
Also nah it's half the speed of black death
Petition to change this man's profile picture
Petition signed: 1
the speed of sound:
rule 34 artists: *ight ima end this man’s whole career*
the speed of light: *intensively sweating*
there is already 16 fcking pages dude!
The only reason it cant be speed of light is because they have to process what they are drawing.
RUNNING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND.
I’m boughta make everyone disappointed
The sam design is fan made, it’s not official
okay but its funny that she was immediately forgotten after like 2 weeks
Ikr
I'm convinced that r34 artists are just time travellers who draw their artworks and then travel back to different points in history so that they can create the illusion that they're faster than the speed of light.
that explains a lot actually
I can already imagine seeing an artist whos last post was a year ago and they came back just to draw the samsung girl
but to travel back in time... they'd have to be faster than the speed of light.
The average corporate scheme uncovering fan:
vs.
The average r34 enjoyer:
Bruh I see you everywhere
so we meet again
Both of them should be fans
The way the animation and the music fit so well makes it even funnier.
This is the reason why I’m subscribed to you.
This video is considerably more cursed when you realize that she's drawing with her left hand.
SHE WHAT?!
Her?
What if she is left handed tho??
these are fucking satan's deeds
@@Shrinedgrimp i dont know what ur talking about
Honestly she's kinda in the creepily uncanny part of the uncanny valley for me.
@Maximilian Myrin it's they opinion.
0:00
Well only the second panel is weird in my opinion
@Maximilian Myrin But that's supposed to be creepy and doesn't have an army of simps behind it.
@@DoctorPhileasFragg Look at the queen of alice in the wonderland, she got some guy who can bend goddamn time and she looks creepy and ugly af.
Same
My favourite thing about this is how relatable the *UuUuuU-I d0n'T care* is
She will never I repeat NEVER replace Lady Dimitrescu and her big mommy milkers.
some people will see any girl ever and just go wild
FR💀
The internet in a nutshell
Yeah people are losing their minds a bit ? it’s actually getting kinda sad
ikr??
It honestly feels like corporations have finally understood that, instead of insulting antisocial behavior, they can turn this behavior into consumable products for their own benefit.
They're starting to find a way to turn existential despair and horror into products for the apathetic side of the internet, and that's probably the saddest part about this.
I love how she doesn’t even look that good, isn’t an official “Samsung girl,” and wasn’t even a thing a month ago, yet people are going crazy over her
Her head is the shape of an alien head. It be lookin like 👽
she do be lookin like the girl from from the bee movie
@@candydream16 don’t do my girl Vanessa like that 😭
@@the6250 YES THAT'S WHAT IT IS THAT BOTHERS ME LMAO SHES VERY ALIEN SHAPED i couldn't put my finger on quite what my issue was before
@Mikołaj Mulka sam is short for samuel (masculine) or samantha (feminine) so you're wrong
she is super uncanny valley tho, i can understand simping but why for THIS
Btw samsung girl 17 (pretty sure)
She haunts me in my dreams, my school, my home. SOMEONE HELP ME
i just feel like that one kid sitting in the corner at a party while everyone else talks about samsung girl
Sam did to Lady Dimitrescu what Among Us did to Fall Guys. An absolute slaughter.
Except Among Us came out years ago
Dimetrescu looks better than Sam tho
It doesn't matter what video it's on I cannot click away when sephiroth's theme plays
Before squiz could even start drawing, the fad already moved on to another "wi-fu"
dimitrescu's popularity just went down like the economy in the 1930's
The samsung virtual assistant is fucking terrifying, she's right at the bottom of the uncanny valley. Creeps me out.
She a baddie
Yeah her face shape kinda creeps me out for some reason.
Get in the Post apocalyptic bunker fast, The simps are charging towards us at the of Lightning McQueen!
@@moosesues8887 its based if a 6yr
@veawr ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bruh she looks liek any other girl in existence, *why do we have to live through this*
That animated I don't care is smoother then my shattered rib cage
0:18 Dotted eyes Fennec mood
I don't care who the IRS sends, IM NOT PAYING MY TAXES!!
Dan vs moment
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Based
0:07 Bruh there always gotta be one of those guys
this is the best thing ever since self destructing samsung phones
0:15 pen suddenly switches from left hand to right hand. My immersion is broken. My life is forever ruined.
"Boy, I hope someone got fired for that blunder."
Not as quick as I hoped, but this is fine.
And who asked?
@@iiTzNiiko me
animation takes long shut up
@@dalifeofmar999 wrong
@@Zigzag2079 not a funny onw
It gets better everytime.
She didnt stood a chance
This is unrealistic....
She had her pen at the ready. There's no way she didn't have to find it before starting :p
R34 does things to artists that we can’t comprehend
@@alexsiemers7898 good thing I neither an artist...or go on to rule 621....I go onto e34.....
Note: numbers may be faulty.
since sam was just a concept that samsung wasn't likely to use, sam will most likely be memorialized in the form of EXCESSIVE RULE 34
Unfortunately
It’s even funnier now when I know it wasn’t a marketing scheme and neither was it fully official
i completly understand your point
Okay... The way this started off with One Winged Angel actually caught me off guard. But then the menacing smile just made me laugh and think of a template with that smile. But just make it:
Sephiroth, on his way to torture cloud for the 5th time:
Bad news lads....it's not actually official....it's just some concept art made by an entirely different company :(
that company is owned by samsung tho
THE F IN THE CHAT
F
Some of these lines make me wonder how your channel isn’t being pummeled by youtube
She's really unique though and that's why i love her, the other phone mascots are just a green robot and an apple
About two days ago, my friend showed me the samsung girl. I asked him if he would simp for her, an animated character, and he said yes, in front of the entire class.
I now respect him fully.
goddamn
*With each passing day the apocalypse stops being a fear and turns into a hope...*
Im crying xD
Im totally with Squizzy on this.
I like how all the hype comes from people misunderstanding the situation
The internet was a mistake.
Nah, it's just misused.
@@rmj8905 nah, its just not under control by Ohio.
Lady D has a special place in my heart, SHE WILL NEVER BE REPLACED BY SOME... FEMALE CONNER!!!
Connor from DBH, I see
Watching this from my Samsung Tablet feels godlike
made my day
0:08 Literally how any r34 artist is when they get an idea.
@@ace_wash8363 One Winged Angel from Final Fantasy 7
50 years in the future:
Friend: Hey remember when Samsung made that hot chick.
Me: Yeah, where did those times go man.
"chick"
Lmao!
I don't think we'll remember this in 50 years lmaoo
@@sophomorescenekid1015 If we do, we will have all lived very sad and uneventful lives.
"it all started when they killed that dam n gorilla"
why ive been a samsung person my whole life, i knew sam would come one day, i wasnt wrong
I wanna see Google Girl next because I've legit been thinking up ideas for costumes (blocky red/green/blue/yellow rectangles and squares and polygons) she sounds oddly into some GPS addys vs others
We were so close to finally evolving past waifus that look like they made it out of high school! SO FUCKING CLOSE!!
:sad noises:
And then they made her a dude on top of it
@@destruktor5hundred296
×Even better-
×Question mark-?
lady dimitrescu was our only hope 😔
I would say “r34 artist rise up” but... only thing that would rise is *it*
2021: Companies start using hot mascots.
2022: Official announcements are made in a hot tub stream format.
Sadly we won't get the chance to see Reggie in a bikini presenting a Nintendo direct.
Okay but why is everyone so devoid of human interaction that they get graphic over a mascot
P0rn addiction. Weirdos with p0rn addiction. Its all at your fingertips. I honestly don't get how people find that model attractive myself.
@@slitude7479 yeah they're cute but why would you go into so much detail bro
@@Traumachu P0rn addiction. Its too easy to access and there are a lot varieties to sexualize. Its kinda sad tbh.
@@slitude7479 it sure is man
Pr0n addiction is probably a bit too extreme of a description, but I don't know how else to describe it.
RUclips censored my comment.
0:07 _"The Kubrick Stare"_ is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience they are at the peak of their derangement.
doesn't matter, acquired waifu.
*goes incognito*
Iphone users: "Why would i ever purchase such an inferior produ-"
*sees sam*
*ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
Nothing triggers fight or flight mode as much as fucking "one winged angel" I swear
This gonna die as fast as "Ugh, Fine, I guess you are my little pog champ"
glad it's samsung
When squiz said, "I don't care." I felt that.
I must be naturally immune. I’m not even turned on by this and the big lady from resident evil. I swear, I’m not gay.
You’re either gay or based and it can’t be both
The first is acceptable, but the second is unforgivable.
That lady resident evil doesn’t do anything to me either, neither does this Samsung assistant, because I like actual women
I guess im based then
@@elfasto2255 I do too but I’m advanced I can perfectly balanced liking 2d women and 3d
people loving those zeros and ones.
bro was so angry he said his silence "dotdotdot"
Samsung knows Exactly what there doing. And it’s working perfectly
I hate that it's working 😑😓
@@CTOACN Same, it’s disgusting