House by the Cemetery - The Cinema Snob

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 7 лет назад +211

    "Mom! Mom! I think there's someone filming outside, and... Oh my god. It's Lucio Fulci! I don't wanna get my head blown off, Mom!"

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 7 лет назад +40

      "Oh, don't worry, honey; you're on the 'eyeball mutilation' list, not the 'explosive decapitation' list."

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 5 лет назад +16

      “Oh, okay. Can I get an eyepatch after?”

  • @ItsClodsire
    @ItsClodsire Год назад +16

    Ive seen this episode probably too many times but it’s one of my favorites. Ripping on Bob never gets old and neither does the feeling of confusion I get from watching a film by Lucio Fulci.

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 5 лет назад +108

    God dammit, Fulci! You had an extended and needlessly cruel sequence killing off a random innocent bat for no reason, but you couldn't be bothered to kill the kid?!

    • @KingKing-bz1hd
      @KingKing-bz1hd 3 года назад +6

      The kid dies at the end .. bob is in the ghost world at the end

    • @Strongwind
      @Strongwind 3 года назад

      @@KingKing-bz1hd how

  • @ItsMatticusFinch
    @ItsMatticusFinch 7 лет назад +207

    The Snob's hatred for Bob never ceases to entertain me.

  • @jaqjynx
    @jaqjynx 9 лет назад +113

    This is my favourite Snob review. The stuff about Bob makes me cry with laughter.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 лет назад +9

      "And this has been another episode of 'The Cinema Snob Gets Mad at a Kid.'" =D

    • @kennethconklin4140
      @kennethconklin4140 6 лет назад +6

      "Why do you sound 20?!"

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 3 года назад

      @@kennethconklin4140 Because he was being dubbed by a 20-year-old woman.

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 4 года назад +34

    I recognized that opening narration from his voice work as Ruhk in "The Last Unicorn" and as Gollum in the animated "Hobbit" and "Return of the King" movies. He had a *really* distinctive voice!

    • @ValnorSith
      @ValnorSith 3 года назад +5

      I had to stop the review and hunt for where I heard that narrator's voice before because I knew I'd heard him in something else and it was driving me nuts trying to figure where.

    • @featherlightfox1292
      @featherlightfox1292 11 месяцев назад

      That’s where I knew his voice from! Of course a voice that creepy was in The Last Unicorn 🤣

  • @edisonmichael6345
    @edisonmichael6345 7 лет назад +66

    There's nonchalant and then there's ignoring blood splattered floors, sinister eyes in the darkness, shrieking houses, a nanny that abandons a child and vanishes in thin air...

    • @MT-ll3tu
      @MT-ll3tu 4 года назад +2

      Some people are like this in Real life haunted houses, When they told why it took 5 ~ 18 years to leave the bit despite hating the place. But then act confused why when they visit again no one stay's long?.

  • @curiositytax9360
    @curiositytax9360 Год назад +3

    Bob is one of the best thing about the film. It fits with the entire tone of the film perfectly. It’s like the whole story is being relayed by a child. One of Fulci’s best for me.

  • @AzrenSA
    @AzrenSA 4 года назад +22

    "Is Bob an investigator now?"
    Well, he does seem to have the self preservation of an average Call of Cthulhu player, so quite possibly so.

  • @PapaTaurean
    @PapaTaurean 6 лет назад +23

    "Oooh I don't think I like you!" I want that on a tee shirt with the Snobs disapproving face.

  • @newdgamer4118
    @newdgamer4118 9 лет назад +156

    wow, Bob grew up to have a blackbelt in kung fu and graduated with a degree in physics (according to imdb.)
    I'm guessing with that "punch me" face, his parents made a wise decision with the kung fu training.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 лет назад +26

      At least Bob wasn't the "Pancakes!" kid from Cabin Fever. Seriously, fuck those movies.

    • @IntermezzoR
      @IntermezzoR 6 лет назад +9

      "punch me" face and "kick me in the nuts" voice!

    • @shebbs1
      @shebbs1 6 лет назад +13

      True, Giovanni Frezza was no great shakes as a child actor, but it is good to here he has succeeded in life.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 лет назад +3

      @@shebbs1
      Hear*

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 лет назад +4

      I hope he avenged his parents by kicking Freudstein's ass

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie 2 года назад +4

    Brother Theodore! You are not forgotten!

  • @LesleyPie
    @LesleyPie 6 лет назад +19

    Snobs reaction to Bob nearly getting an axe in the head through basement door is priceless 😂😂😂

  • @SalusFuturistics
    @SalusFuturistics 7 лет назад +38

    I would pay for a DVD that has the Cinema Snobs Voice Commentary on it

  • @ginidontthinkso4282
    @ginidontthinkso4282 6 лет назад +18

    I love how from this to Manhattan Baby, Bob grew on the snob

  • @Mintylight
    @Mintylight 4 года назад +9

    I looked up the child actor playing Bob, because he was such an extraordinarily beautiful kid I had to see him grown up. Well... I wish I hadn't.

    • @dmer-zy3rb
      @dmer-zy3rb Год назад

      @@AlexAndre-cu5ti actually he looks perfectly normal. kind of a weird comment from mintylight.

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker 5 лет назад +16

    I'll admit, that set of eyes in the basement are spooky af.

  • @cammymc1982
    @cammymc1982 8 лет назад +28

    Thank You! For reviewing this movie my sister and I checked it out,we laughed so hard through out the whole movie. Btw, Is it me? or shouldn't This movie subtitle be called( the neglect of a child name Bob).His Mother and Father absolutely neglected him from the beginning of the movie to the end of the movie.This is some good B-movie shit!!!

  • @zardox78
    @zardox78 8 лет назад +23

    "Whathefuck'r'fiddlefaddles?" What an awesome band name that would make.

  • @kaydenpat
    @kaydenpat 5 лет назад +45

    “I made coffee” while wringing out a bloody cloth. Yeah, it’s all good. Nothing to see here. Move along.

    • @fredwest7436
      @fredwest7436 4 года назад +1

      That particular scene never ceases to amaze me.
      A stranger mopping up blood and you're totally ok with that?
      Then you really need that coffee :-)

    • @graemesmith6721
      @graemesmith6721 3 года назад

      The whole movie has an air of unreality to it, like it's a bad dream someone's having. Nobody behaves like a normal human being.

  • @karl_alan
    @karl_alan Год назад +1

    Just watched this movie again & this time I'm fairly convinced that Fulci or one of the other writers saw the shining the year before & wanted to do their take on it...that is until the zombie in the end.
    Hear me out: both movies are about a 3 person family moving to a new, colder, town because the job the man got there was formerly employed by someone that killed themselves in their place of work. In both movies the sweater wearing son has weird unexplained supernatural abilities that include being able to communicate over long distances with someone trying to save them from the evils of the house, and seeing ominous things. Both movies also have a weird "but you've been here before" twist somewhere in there about the dad that isn't super set up & has inspired fans to speculate on the meaning. Both movies have a climax with the dad chopping down the door with an axe. Both movies have the mom in similar hysterics at one point or another, and the dad displaying weird aggression to her about her hysterics. Both dads give up their original research and the reason they came instead focusing on the sordid history of the building (albeit more in the book version of the shining than the movie). And if the House by the Cemetary creators did read the shining book, there's also the wasp attack vs bat attack thing.

    • @edgein7892
      @edgein7892 8 месяцев назад

      Some very interesting points indeed, never thought about that.
      But even in the end there would be a small similarity, although the parents are killed Bob will still remain a part of the house just like Jack in The Shining.
      Maybe the writers had a different idea but when Fulci is involved everybody dies.
      Not to mention the rivers of blood that apparently only one person sees.
      Or it would be too early and the mother needed coffee first.

  • @TheCrazyHedgehogLady
    @TheCrazyHedgehogLady 5 лет назад +5

    “Piss off, Bob!” Hahaha! Fucking love ya, Snob. Thanks for suffering through Fulci and Bob for our entertainment.

  • @roseuslotus92
    @roseuslotus92 6 лет назад +5

    @ 7:15 -- Well hello there, Chucky! Fancy seeing you in 1981. :P

  • @moralityisnotsubjective5
    @moralityisnotsubjective5 6 лет назад +17

    "Anne, mommy says you're not dead."
    i saw this movie many years ago and this is the only thing I remember from it likely because it's so ridiculous.

  • @little_caro_lamb
    @little_caro_lamb 8 лет назад +21

    The boy in "Possession" was also named Bob, lol. He was less annoying, though.

  • @Grindhouseification
    @Grindhouseification 4 года назад +7

    In Bob's Defense,the kid was a crackshot with a gun in Demons.

  • @michaelmyers3709
    @michaelmyers3709 2 года назад +3

    The BBFC actually DID remove footage of Bob. A lot of the moments he’s chased or terrorised were censored too so you may enjoy the old 18-rated versions more. They’re Bob-light.

  • @Stephen-to7jx
    @Stephen-to7jx Год назад +1

    Actually. location shots were in Massachusetts and New York City.

  • @xKynOx
    @xKynOx 5 лет назад +12

    "Mom! Mom! I think there's someone filming outside, and... Oh my god. It's Lucio Fulci! I don't wanna get my head blown off, Mom!"
    could be worse it could be john waters.

  • @miymoto128
    @miymoto128 7 лет назад +18

    Now every time I hear someone called "Bob" I am just thinking of saying "PISS OFF BOB!!!"

  • @sirsmokinbud1332
    @sirsmokinbud1332 5 лет назад +6

    Liked and subbed. U r actually pretty funny on these old but great movies. Good job

  • @samw.1608
    @samw.1608 9 лет назад +13

    I hope you review some more of these movies soon, Brad.

  • @MsScarymoe
    @MsScarymoe 9 лет назад +10

    I love what you do sir, you and doug are my heros

  • @BlueLizardKing
    @BlueLizardKing 5 лет назад +2

    I like how at 3:03 the guy's face is absolutely decimated, but it's the scissors that freak her the fuck out.

  • @Greenwood4727
    @Greenwood4727 6 лет назад +11

    one thing i only noticed very recently is that "bob" is actually in Demons by dario argento at the very end

    • @tristangoding
      @tristangoding 6 лет назад

      Greenwood4727 DEMONS was actually directed by Lamberto Bava. I could easily see why one would confuse it for Argento though.

    • @Greenwood4727
      @Greenwood4727 6 лет назад +2

      it was Produced by Dario Argento

    • @tristangoding
      @tristangoding 6 лет назад

      Greenwood4727 oh yeah, I forgot. Good catch.

    • @Greenwood4727
      @Greenwood4727 6 лет назад

      The screenplay was also written by Bava, Argento, Franco Ferrini and Dardano Sacchetti, from a story by Sacchetti. so there was a LOT of Argento in it..

    • @JoeyJ0J0
      @JoeyJ0J0 4 года назад

      Good eye, he was the one who shot the demon at the end

  • @davebooshty299
    @davebooshty299 6 месяцев назад +1

    8:53 Sigmond Freud Gets Resurrected Like Frankenstein ? Plus The House Of Freudstein Sounds As like As Opposed to say The House Of Frankenstein .

  • @JoeyJ0J0
    @JoeyJ0J0 4 года назад +2

    I remember my brother renting this and sneaking to watch it as a kid, I forgot what this movie was called, thanks for the nostalgia

  • @TheGoodLad89
    @TheGoodLad89 Год назад +1

    I feel like Bob would've been somewhat entertaining, if they had gotten the Michael voice actor from Burial Ground, to dub him 😅

  • @boojbw
    @boojbw 4 года назад +4

    Fiddle Faddle is basically cracker jacks by a different, less dignified name

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 7 лет назад +9

    11:35 Seriously, Fulci? How much blood do you think is in a two-ounce flying mammal, half a fucking gallon?

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 12 дней назад

      He wanted to one up the Jessica Harper vs. bat battle of "Suspiria".

  • @TheAdorkableRJ
    @TheAdorkableRJ 6 лет назад +11

    We need an epic crossover of Ben Tramer, Grady, and Bob.

  • @matthewpinchasick3245
    @matthewpinchasick3245 3 года назад +4

    I wish Brad would have done his Jack Nicholson impression again by telling Bob he is his number one guy.

  • @jacoblantom
    @jacoblantom 5 лет назад +3

    Snob, you are an antidepressant with glasses. Always enjoy binge watching your videos

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 6 лет назад +6

    The narrator in the trailer sounded great

  • @WarrenWebber
    @WarrenWebber 6 лет назад +2

    Wow, Ruuk announces this movie! Good start so far!

  • @greggwgiddensable
    @greggwgiddensable 6 лет назад +2

    Is that Brother Theodore doing the narration in the trailer?? Love him! First saw him in The Burbs with Tom Hanks

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 3 года назад

      Chill Out, We got the PIZZA DUDE coming!!!

    • @bl687
      @bl687 3 года назад

      Klopek...is that Slavic?

  • @bartlebyscriviner6456
    @bartlebyscriviner6456 8 лет назад +12

    I demand the Snob do Manhattan Baby! I must know what happens to Bob!

  • @thatguybehindtheglass
    @thatguybehindtheglass 9 лет назад +10

    If the Snob thought this movie's ending makes no sense, he'd be right. But City of the Living Dead's ending was equally "what the fuck" worthy.

    • @hiigghhggg9150
      @hiigghhggg9150 3 года назад +1

      Are you saying the beyond’s ending made sense??? This whole trilogy has wtf endings

  • @buythegamesagain
    @buythegamesagain 5 лет назад +7

    fiddle faddle: dollar tree Crunch N' Munch

  • @martinboyle9163
    @martinboyle9163 11 месяцев назад +1

    Say what you want about Fulchi films, he knew how to title a flick so you'd want to see it!

  • @LtHavoc1983
    @LtHavoc1983 8 лет назад +11

    So, is it true that the doctor zombie says something in German when he shows up? I watched that scene several times but I cant seem to hear anything, I say that because Count Jackula mentioned that in one of his videos.

  • @dirtycommtroop
    @dirtycommtroop 2 года назад +2

    Put that shit down boy you're gonna play football and you're gonna like it had me rolling 🤣

  • @harmonyjones8035
    @harmonyjones8035 5 лет назад +3

    There needs to be a Brad Tries episode on Fiddle Faddles.

  • @joeedwards8863
    @joeedwards8863 4 года назад +3

    This movie was REALLY hard to find in my area as a kid... I always found it fun, and it was a real mindshag... lol

  • @cartergeorge1545
    @cartergeorge1545 Год назад +1

    "There will be a lot of stuff in it that will make me mad... or make me reference other movies."

  • @ShuuichiMinamino25
    @ShuuichiMinamino25 4 года назад +7

    I remember watching this on DVD years ago (part of a 50 + horror movie DVD set) and kept asking myself "What the fuck?" the entire movie. Although I must admit that the glowing eyes in the basement are still creepy as hell.

    • @willthechill3992
      @willthechill3992 3 года назад +1

      This movie definitely got me saying "what the fuck is going on?" throughout the whole movie

  • @diegobareno5820
    @diegobareno5820 4 года назад +4

    Nostalgia Critc has Matthew Broderick
    Phelous has Jennifer Renton
    Cinema Snob has Bob

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 Год назад +1

    The voiceover in the trailer sounds like a drunken Peter Lorre. Or possibly William Hickey.

  • @Horus_Senpai
    @Horus_Senpai 9 лет назад +16

    Gosh dang it, bobb(y)

  • @Mintylight
    @Mintylight 2 года назад +3

    It always seems these Italian films have no scripts, it'd just based on whatever drug induced vision their director had last 5 mins ago 😂.

  • @Cheyne_TetraMFG
    @Cheyne_TetraMFG 7 лет назад +1

    How come this video is unlisted now?

  • @maxbites23
    @maxbites23 3 года назад

    10:36 do they not have fiddle faddles in the Midwest?

  • @deadsllence1995
    @deadsllence1995 4 года назад +2

    I watched this movie not too long ago, and you took all the words right out of my mouth. I hate Bob more in Manhattan Baby tho 😂

  • @robertrada4783
    @robertrada4783 5 месяцев назад

    Not gonna straight up dox the guy but I literally just learned that “Bob” works an equidistant 15 minutes or so from , both, myself and a certain industrial park in Lombard you’ve probably visited once or twice. I’m delighted to know I’m so close to a legend.

  • @pandaeyes42
    @pandaeyes42 Год назад +1

    Bob.
    Greatest cinematic MLS (Mutant Little Shit) EVER!!!

  • @dallascowboyshighlights9632
    @dallascowboyshighlights9632 5 лет назад +2

    Babysitter mops up gallons of blood but nobody seems to notice or care.

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII 7 лет назад +1

    What was the point if the gag in the beginning? I think I missed something.

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 лет назад +2

    Do the bad guys always win in Fulci's movies?

  • @Crocodonk
    @Crocodonk 6 лет назад +1

    Bob was killed by Dr Freudstien in the basement at the end. It was his ghost you see coming out of the basement.

  • @aza4444
    @aza4444 9 лет назад +3

    Fantastic thumbnail

  • @unclelou4839
    @unclelou4839 6 лет назад +1

    Love this one. Those SSQQUUISSHHH & SSSCRRUUUPLLLSSSHHHHH sound effects that Fulci uses accompanying the gore, heh. The kid -- 'Bob' (?!?) -- is the creeeeeepiest part, ffs.

  • @666scottypotty
    @666scottypotty 3 месяца назад

    That's Brother Theodore doing the trailer voiceover!

  • @aiberlane3390
    @aiberlane3390 6 лет назад +1

    One of those movies that keeps the superstition of bats attacking hair alive.
    Wow, Fulci sure does love his gore, doesn't he? Is there anything that wasn't done to those victims?

  • @ToyfareMark
    @ToyfareMark 4 года назад +1

    I'm pretty sure the spooky eyes in the basement are of the cat that was laying by the tombstone.

  • @jaketucker2559
    @jaketucker2559 2 года назад +1

    I don’t get why this movie is a part of the gates of hell trilogy if it’s got nothing to do with the gates of hell opening

  • @iKadaj
    @iKadaj 2 года назад +2

    "no one under 18 admitted" would make theatre experiences so much better than that "under 18 can get in with adult guardian" rubbish.

  • @AdmiralAwsm
    @AdmiralAwsm 6 лет назад +2

    It was weird hearing that trailer voiced by Gollum.

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie 2 года назад +2

    Brad, you should learn Italian, and then re-review all the Fulci films, watching them in the original language(s). I have a weird feeling that the people who dubbed them didn't even listen to the original dialogue, and just made it all up. It happened to a lot of kung-fu flicks, and Japanese kaiju films, too.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 2 года назад +1

      Imagine if some guy from Uzbekistan bought the rights to Edward Scissorhands, mixed up the reels, and just made up new Uzbeki dialogue, assuming it was a film about how hairdressers should kill their parents.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 2 года назад +1

      If you watch Fulci's "zombi" backwards, it's about people escaping the Zombie outbreak in NY, traveling to a tropical island, and sending all the zombies back to their graves. A dead guy removes a splinter from a girl's eyeball, heals it completely, and then a zombie does veterinary work on an injured shark.

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 2 года назад +1

      I apologize for saying "Uzbekistan". I should have said "Azerbaijan".

  • @samyelts8498
    @samyelts8498 5 лет назад

    I wonder if this movie is on Tubi?

  • @spotieotie
    @spotieotie 2 года назад +1

    18:34 PEAK snob right here lmfaooooo

  • @CrookedIproductions
    @CrookedIproductions 2 года назад

    I think it was written into law that any Italian movie set in America had at least one character named Bob.

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover6028 4 года назад +1

    "Hey, it's the girl from the picture! And she's looking at a creepy mannequin Grace Slick?"
    Hehe, "mannequin". XD

  • @tractorgt
    @tractorgt 6 лет назад +2

    You need to do demons 3 the ogre where Paolo Malco's kid is once again named Bob.

  • @darklink539
    @darklink539 3 года назад +1

    I can't get over how gorgeous the baby sitter is

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 2 года назад

      Looks like Yancy Butler.

    • @dmer-zy3rb
      @dmer-zy3rb Год назад

      same. Italian Jennifer Connelly or Laura Branigan.

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 3 года назад

    Joe Bob just showed this movie on the last drive in if anyone wants to see it

  • @SammyRenard
    @SammyRenard 4 года назад +1

    What kind of parent names their kid "Bob"?

  • @DarkestStarASMR
    @DarkestStarASMR 4 года назад +2

    I think the babysitter was under Freudsteins influence..

  • @diegobareno5820
    @diegobareno5820 4 года назад

    1:14 Oh Yeah! I knew it sounded familiar. That's the voice of Gollum

  • @tapoemt3995
    @tapoemt3995 4 года назад +1

    Anyone think of Conan the destroyer during the trailer?

  • @Parasiteve
    @Parasiteve 4 года назад

    just realized norman was in fulci's movie the new york ripper. i know he uses the same people a lot but i JUST realized it lol.

  • @skullyskaric7779
    @skullyskaric7779 3 года назад +1

    18:40
    it's just eyes
    it's just eyes
    it's just eyes
    mr jones.

  • @darchangel8675309
    @darchangel8675309 8 лет назад +6

    Bob was definitely annoying as fuck. Anne the babysitter is also the Mater Lachrymarum in the movie Inferno.

    • @bobbyshaddoe3004
      @bobbyshaddoe3004 7 лет назад

      Ally G I love that actress, she was super hot.

  • @brerkris
    @brerkris 5 лет назад

    My fav Lucio Fulci! ❤

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 Год назад

    3:16 Ok, that was pretty cool.

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 3 года назад +1

    Poor Ghoul

  • @kontoculai6301
    @kontoculai6301 2 года назад +1

    Looks like the script writer wanted to tell more about the babysitter,but then ran out of idea so he/she just kill her!

  • @brandonleague3641
    @brandonleague3641 5 лет назад +3

    Anyone who HATES Bob is utterly all right in my book...

  • @tommylovetro2099
    @tommylovetro2099 5 лет назад

    I love cinema snob videos

  • @connornelson360
    @connornelson360 9 лет назад

    Audio and video arent synced up propperly and the video starts over somewhere in the 1 minute area

    • @robertyeah2259
      @robertyeah2259 9 лет назад +1

      I think your computer is just having issues.

    • @connornelson360
      @connornelson360 9 лет назад +2

      +Henry Kane I think it was an issue on youtubes end and it got taken care of

  • @crucaderd
    @crucaderd 3 года назад +2

    Bob belongs in a Gamera film, not a dark and creepy Lucio Fulci horror movie!