The infinite wisdom of Telamaine Lomenelda
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- From Episode 11 of Dimension 20's Fantasy High : Junior year. The bad kids reunite with Telemine Lomenelda and have the most unhinged interaction ever
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the orc and the goblin not having a good time with the elf lord is very on brand tbh
Not even racism this time the vibes are just fundamentally jilted
Telemaine wants to connect with Jorjug and has beef with Rizbert, and neither of the latter two are having it. Amazing.
Lmaoo
um, actually, it's pronounced "jorjuj"
Gargaje
@@ianalivio4006 grape nip
@@frognation_gevin
i love that he genuinely doesn't want to upset gorgug and is heartbroken/embarrassed when he gets the name wrong, riz is on sight because he 'has a harsh energy' and didn't want to eat a grape in sophomore year lmao.
He was right that the grapes were drugged they just didn't actually work
I feel like there was a few more things Riz did than just that, but yeah...
Telamine had a bad experience with both Gorgug and Riz last season, and for some reason he decided to try hard to patch things up with Gorgug and absolutely roast the shit out of Riz
You could tell he’s been waiting to use that “not your house” line for a looooong time
Whole minutes, even
To be fair it's probably because Gorgug did absolutely nothing to deserve his scorn, and Riz behaved, as he put it, "like a little dick".
*Jorjuj. *Rizbert
to be fair, he never had a problem with gorgug. he fully understood why gorgug was getting annoyed about his name being mispronounced, and consistently tried to correct himself. riz just had a harsh vibe.
i like that riz is canonically just one of those people with Annoying Vibes. i love that little fella but every npc immediately has beef w him and its so funny
Just like his foil Kipperlilly. Both are relatively polite to people they’ve just met and immediately those people have beef. I guess all rogues are just type A and have beef with everyone.
@@simonsonian8977well the bad kids immediately hate kipperlilly because they’re bad people, they’re just afraid that they won’t be the center of attention, also they treat most npcs badly
Remember when he IMMEDIATELY got flagged as a narc at Astral State University? 💀
Personally I think Fabian and Kristen have far more beef with NPC's.
Riz makes good impressions on a lot of npcs, Skrank, Biz (we don't need to talk about him though), Garthy, Cathilda, Sandra, penny and most of the 7 I believe, all like him almost immediately (Ostentatia included because she didn't need to even be convinced that much to help him, made sure to write the message, made sure to say hi to him when she was not poisoned again and then invited him to a party, to add to the point she's a dwarf who likes him and we know dwarves have major beef with goblins even in Elmville ), her dad likes him. Gilear liked him since season 1 and then the next season made sure he had water and was fed and put him to bed when Riz was having a break down.
I think he's also made the least enemies out of the Rat Grinders so far when considering the other 5 are going hard on the insults to their faces.
All teachers and parents are pretty chill to him too, which as it turns out is not true for all the parents when talking about the other kids friends. Sklonda throwing deep shade at Kristen and Fabian, Sandra being deeply done with Fabian and kristen, Cathilda having a tiny bit of beef with Fig but that was two sided.
He convinced all the skater dwarves / Torek that hated goblins that he was cool ("Goblin or nay, that was tight as hell!")
The almost definitely fantasy racist pastor woman in the first season liked him for the little screen time she had.
Goldenhoard, zero beef with him until he told him he kidnapped the 7 and ate his dad and then Riz ate his face.
@@Butterratbeewhat a bad take, kiperlilly is straight up a bad person
I love how it was taking Brennan a minute to come up with the funniest way to address Gorgug and he settled on “he now has a machine to do it for him”
then segways to grape-nip
Big fan of Adaine turning to Aelwyn like "watch this it'll be great" as Siobhan anticipates another solid 5-10 minutes of High Elves Pronouncing Things Wrong
Being the daughter of a Fallinel diplomat I suspect it might have been a small sense of humorus relief. Siobhan plays her well.
"maybe just talk to someone else" needs to be added to the list of killer zac lines
Brennan using Telemaine to fuck with Gorgug and Riz in particular is so funny
i love that telemaine can pronounce adaine and fig’s names because they’re elves too.
have we ever heard him try to address kristen?
I love how Telemaines responses got so weird to the point where Brennan forgot what one of the questions was.
Is Telamine my new favorite side character??? After being dunked on for what seems like forever last season he is now getting some shots in.
Right???
I really enjoy how Fabian genuinely loves his grandfather
They slept on Adaine’s snobby little, “They’re just as good as us!” which killed me dead.
Maybe because everything adaine says is like that even though she talks down to almost every other character
Also he just said woodland elves, there’s was no tone or anything on it, she was just trying to cause a problem for no reason
@@Butterratbee Ha. Yeah. She's been doing that since season 1.
@@Butterratbee Especially given that the previous Oracle was an absolute badass (that we know of). And the main reason why she couldn't predict the ship crashing was because it was literally hidden from divination and such. Still like Adaine, just feel like she should learn cultures a bit better.
1:35 him not finishing the sentence killlllllls me 🎉 “Withought my yak back… I fear.”
I love Brennan still using the beef with Riz after sophomore year with the incident where telemaine asked about riz’s gun
honestly though, Telemine wanting to get Gorgug's name right and going to the extent of using a piece of tech to be able to say the name correctly in the hope of not upsetting Gorgug is so sweet.
"Not your house, little guy" is just Brennan trying to match Ally's "come here girlie" energy.
“Who’s that bitch on her lap” energy
Or not, they were completely different
Hey he tried at first, and then they just kept being themselves
0:21 I think it's funny how before Brennan even continues speaking, Zac picks up from the precise tone that Telamaine's "it's been one second" is completely literal even though he said basically the same thing.
Rizzbert made me laugh so fucking hard and that better become canon
I need the animatic of 'Oops got your nose'
"I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT"😂😂😂
Rizbert was so silly i love it
Telamaine Lomenelda is only beaten by gilear in the funniest npc section, but lets not forget that Telamaine was one of the few who questioned sending kids to save the world and he much prefered them to stay and enjoy life and then went on to basically roast how the world works. Telamaine is a good egg with a big heart
God I Love it when Brennan Curveballs
I need a clip of adaine's earworm
Will do!
The dichotomy of Gorgug confusing Telemaine and Telemaine effortlessly demolishing Riz is one of the funniest moments of this season
00:12 them both bushing him into grandpapa makes me die of giggles every time 🎉
to the one person who sees this, I typed in 00:12 by total coincidence. I didn’t even double check what time I saw that clip time at. when the video first started i just guessed 00:12. I don’t know if you understand. I typed in 00:12 by simple chance. by the simple mental deduction. Yes. yes, I am a little bit hi
and again
telemaine lomenelda never fails to reduce me to tears
petition for you to become the official dropout editor
AWWWW THAT'S THE NICEST COMPLIMENT IVE GOTTEN 😭
Telemaine is that grandparent who is mostly normal 99% of the time, and then says something lowkey racist.
Like maybe I'm reading into things, but Telemaine saying "Not your house little guy" to Riz feels kinda racist lmao
He's for sure got opinions about "woodland elves"..
You are definitely not reading too much into it
That's definitely a microaggression
isn't it canon in FH that goblins experience racism, and high elves in particular are played up as the epitome of Racist White Rich People? (obviously there are exceptions, just as there are in the real world) Like, Telemaine definitely gives vibes of some of the older church people I've met in my life. I would not be surprised to hear him and my grandma talking very seriously about "those poor children in Africa" as if every African child is starving to death in the desert and has never seen a cellphone.
I think it's because of Rizz being rude to him last season when Rizz mocked their Elven dance, so Telemaine called him a little dick. I think the "not your house, little guy" was a callback to that and a reminder to behave this time around and not randomly shoot his gun and make fun of Elven culture. It could also be racist.
the zooms had me wheezing i swear to GOD
Siobhan pushing Zac was so funny
Obsessed with Ally's face at 3:19-22...
My headcanon was that Riz is short for riztopher. Rizbert broke me
Riz kinda had that coming let's be honest.
0:14 i am ailwin at this point. the new girl to this interaction. i see her pov so well 🎉
Can we please add a high elf to the party?
Adaine is a high elf but she’s not “high elf” so this still checks out
Telamaine rules.
First, love the video btw!!! U shud work in Hollywood
Awww
what is a yackback? is it a DND thing? is it a real thing? great vid
It's a real toy where you have multiple sounds you can record in it and play it back I believe
It was a toy in the '90s