Imagine Franco getting off the phone with Hitler after being told that military equipment would be delivered to help you out, and Franco just watches as the German convoys sail past and land in a harbor in Republican Spain.
Are meta players just shit players pretending to be good? I've been rewatching Bo's older videos recently and the amount of fuckups I've seen Dankus do are unbelievable, from getting Sealioned in every game in the UK (once on the literal first day of the war) to throwing two nations back-to-back in the same match.
@@bigbubble4282They’re unreliable, but not necessarily shit. Instead of actually being decent most/all of the time, they prefer to be fantastic sometimes and shit the rest.
The Convoy being sent to the wrong Spain was like the Swiss accidentally sending a Republic of China equipment to the People’s republic of China last year.
Context: Taiwan sent its anti-ship missile tracking/calibrating system back to its manufacturer, Switzerland for repairs. Switzerland outsourced its repairs to China (whose carriers are the literal targets of that missle) probably to cut costs/earn more profit. Taiwan govt denied any military "compromise" to their missile system. All in all, i'd say the Swiss snitched the missile system to China and they already knew the weakness of it (the targeting/calibration system flaw).
Munich, 1938: Chamberlain: So it's agreed, the Sudetenland is now German. Hitler: Oh, ja, gud. Hej, Neville, may I speaken to ju in ze other room, privately? Chamberlain: Sure, what about ol' champ? Hitler: Mein allies are ze dumbest pieces of shiess I've ever had ze displeasure of vorking vith. Have ju seen vhat zey have done in Spanien? Absolute hundshiess.
Churchill, Chamberlain and Hitler sitting in a pub in Munich listening to Hitler complain about the Spanish mess. They feel so bad for him they just gave him the Sudetenland.
Fun fact: Hitler did know better. On multiple occasions he disagreed with his generals but listened to them and it resulted in failure, and other times he didn't listen and turned out to be right. A good example is Operation Citadel where Hitler predicted its failure long before it was put into action. Additionally, the generals were pushing for Moscow, projecting West European ideas of "take the capital to win" onto the USSR, while Hitler focused on the Caucasian oil fields and insisted to push south to get the oil vital for their war effort. Hitler wasn't the brightest philosopher and his ideology is deranged ramblings of a narcissist, but he was a very good general and administrator.
Little Adolf was the guy to force through his generais throats the push through the Ardennes that lead to the fall of France. It was the only scenario for Germany to avoid a WW1 style grind.
@@Range26I think Hitler said something to the effect of "thinking of this attack makes my stomach turn over". As far as we can tell Hitler was not fond of attacking the Kursk Salient.
@@Range26 Eh when it comes to the funny Austrian Painter...It's harder and harder over time to get legitimate info. Some people still seem to feel the need to fabricate shit instead of shitting on shit he actually did
Probably the most entertaining stream recently, well not if you're into good HoI4 gameplay, but the amount of blaming, coping and malding was insane and at some point Chat begging Bo to accept reality and sacrifice Spain to save the game. lol After Spain finally ended, the game was basically over, Bo kept saying how he hadn't paid attention to the german economy in in-game years.
I think my longest Spanish civil war was when I decided to be petty as carlists in an unwinnable situation just having a huge fort on my capital and staying there
Watching Bo's mental health over the years slowly deteriorate as his allies fail him repeatedly is easily the best part of the BCU. Can't wait for the Stalingrad arc.
The image I have for flojo in my head has just been updated to be a skinny white nerdy glasses wearing austrian with a bike helmet, and it is infinitely better than before
Communist Dockyard Worker: Ay comrade? Which group provided these convos to our glorious struggle against fascism? Dockyard Worker 2: Uhh... Nazi Germany.
Yeah, but Lennard, Sulo, and Flojo most of all for letting such a situation happen in the first place. The very next game, Bo on Germany and Golden on Spain ended the civil war in a few months to prove the point that it isn't that hard.
Hearing Lennard's tone throughout the entirety of that makes me sympathise with parents who have zero hours sleep for 4 consecutive days due to a crying baby, to then end up viciously shaking the fucker like its an empty can of deodorant strapped to a maraca
Moral of the story: Floojoe is dumb, and Lennard is basically like a shark: once you roll him over he gives up. The memes are strong with this video. 😂
5:48 Is quite literally Tywin Lannister: "To whom does this house owe its allegiance to?" "My lord...I..." "TO THE STARKS OF WINTERFELL! Who have 20,000 men and my son!"
Flojoe and Lennard by themselves are a pretty special additive to any disaster Bo game. Add them together and you have a magical shitstorm disaster game.
I had a Spanish civil war that lasted until 1941, I think its because Germany and Italy got into an early war and I was the soviets but I was in early wars too, so nobody was helping them. I cant remember who won but I remember my "???" when I noticed the popup really late lol
As the next dlc is coming closer each day, I suggest some new achievements, mainly for Denmark: "The Snake of Denmark" - annex Chile as fascist Denmark. "The Rat of Denmark" - join any alliance as Denmark and betray them as any of their divisions gets encircled. "Denmark is the best country" - have max infrastructure in every province as Denmark. "Mount Big" - as Denmark, occupy Everest. "It's so ov... WE'RE SO BACK" - encircle 50 divisions after having 20 of yours encircled as Denmark. Also some for Sweden: "ESHPORTS ALTAAAA" - destroy 5 enemy tanks in single encirclement as Sweden. "... eshports alta?" - get all of your tanks encircled as Sweden. "SHTATS" - have 1500 soft attack and 2000 defence while being at 90 percent surrender progress as Sweden. And one secret. "Past tense" - play hoi4 without stopping at 10th of October from 10:10:10 to 22:10:10 by 10th timezone time.
Honestly Bo? I kinda enjoy the scripts which don't show you in the best of lights, bcause now everyone knows you're human... as human as a danish snake can get OOOOOOHHHHH
I love how the Axis High Command went so hard on the larping. You guys should try and do full-on reenactments one day. Axis incompetence to a next level. Love youse all though.
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Me the entire civil war =
Lol
FUCK YEAH MORE BOKOEN
Ah yes, classical grinding till general level 47282827 of every playable nation in this mod until 1956. Truly a civil war of all times
bro you saying lennard isnt dankus is too far bro 😂
Actually, proper question: Do you have a human play Republican Spain during the civil war, or did all of these issues happen AGAINST AN AI!?
Imagine Franco getting off the phone with Hitler after being told that military equipment would be delivered to help you out, and Franco just watches as the German convoys sail past and land in a harbor in Republican Spain.
I always head cannon fuck ups like those to something like the Republicans committing a masterful act of piracy
It just reminds me of that one episode where Braun sends people radio equipment instead of fuel as Romania
@@alect525what ep is that?
@@SkodenchiefRomanian Brab Trap
I pictured Republican Spain knocking on Franco's front door saying "Yeah, I think I got some of your mail..."
I swear if Paradox doesn't name the next achievement "The Snake of Denmark", I'll riot
there has to be a reference even if it it isnt that
I AGREE!
You mean "The Rat of Denmark"
That or make Denmark's first randomly generated general they can make with pp be scripted to be Bo "the Snake" Koen, with the jungle rat trait
The Snake of Denmark: As Denmark join the axis and then stage a coup in Germany
I will never understand how Lennard, a meta player, is able to fuck up Spain so often
He didn't have his tanks
Are meta players just shit players pretending to be good? I've been rewatching Bo's older videos recently and the amount of fuckups I've seen Dankus do are unbelievable, from getting Sealioned in every game in the UK (once on the literal first day of the war) to throwing two nations back-to-back in the same match.
@@bigbubble4282They’re unreliable, but not necessarily shit. Instead of actually being decent most/all of the time, they prefer to be fantastic sometimes and shit the rest.
@@juliannolastname24421% good - 99% trash
Meta slaves are just that - meta slaves. Everything has to go their way, otherwise, they just eat rocks.
The Convoy being sent to the wrong Spain was like the Swiss accidentally sending a Republic of China equipment to the People’s republic of China last year.
Wait they actually did that?
Context: Taiwan sent its anti-ship missile tracking/calibrating system back to its manufacturer, Switzerland for repairs.
Switzerland outsourced its repairs to China (whose carriers are the literal targets of that missle) probably to cut costs/earn more profit.
Taiwan govt denied any military "compromise" to their missile system. All in all, i'd say the Swiss snitched the missile system to China and they already knew the weakness of it (the targeting/calibration system flaw).
@@candiman4243Yep But They Aint Wrong With Sending Chinese Equipment to China
@@ussr2948bro didn't get it
@@cisarovnajosefina4525 What?
I can just imagine a bitter Hitler going to complain to the Allies in 1938 about how bad Rommel, Mussolini, and Franco are.
Munich, 1938:
Chamberlain: So it's agreed, the Sudetenland is now German.
Hitler: Oh, ja, gud. Hej, Neville, may I speaken to ju in ze other room, privately?
Chamberlain: Sure, what about ol' champ?
Hitler: Mein allies are ze dumbest pieces of shiess I've ever had ze displeasure of vorking vith. Have ju seen vhat zey have done in Spanien? Absolute hundshiess.
He did once say he would rather pull out four teeth than deal with Franco again.
Churchill, Chamberlain and Hitler sitting in a pub in Munich listening to Hitler complain about the Spanish mess.
They feel so bad for him they just gave him the Sudetenland.
@@emberfist8347 all 'four' teeth?
"I know what I'm doing"
*procedes to attack into a mountain tile across a river with no supplies*
You always need to keep the enemy guessing, I bet they didn't see that attack coming
@@GamingBlarg Literally Blackladder appearing before our very eyes
I think this episode is the first time I heard Bo say I’m sorry with 100% authenticity
He was just totally broken at that point lol
@@HDreamer you missed the opportunity to say brokoen
@@MrVlad0978Talk about a Throwkoen
hoi4 player experiences remorse for the first time
3:20 i NEVER heard bo's voice THIS high pitched, it sounded like golden's screams lmao
Gave me flashbacks to the Axis United Front
Literally a golden stream
The Mouse of Denmark
bro had a reverse puberty for a moment
I imagine he usually wears his GuP uniform with that pitch
I can't believe Braun got to write a script for once
With the hollywood writers strike, their old script writers were no longer available so they had start writing them inhouse
Bo really taking his Hitler larp to the next level by telling his generals he knows better. 1:12
Fun fact: Hitler did know better. On multiple occasions he disagreed with his generals but listened to them and it resulted in failure, and other times he didn't listen and turned out to be right.
A good example is Operation Citadel where Hitler predicted its failure long before it was put into action.
Additionally, the generals were pushing for Moscow, projecting West European ideas of "take the capital to win" onto the USSR, while Hitler focused on the Caucasian oil fields and insisted to push south to get the oil vital for their war effort.
Hitler wasn't the brightest philosopher and his ideology is deranged ramblings of a narcissist, but he was a very good general and administrator.
Little Adolf was the guy to force through his generais throats the push through the Ardennes that lead to the fall of France. It was the only scenario for Germany to avoid a WW1 style grind.
@@AtomicBlastPony I didn’t actually know he was against citadel I always thought it was exactly the type of operation he would support.
@@Range26I think Hitler said something to the effect of "thinking of this attack makes my stomach turn over". As far as we can tell Hitler was not fond of attacking the Kursk Salient.
@@Range26
Eh when it comes to the funny Austrian Painter...It's harder and harder over time to get legitimate info. Some people still seem to feel the need to fabricate shit instead of shitting on shit he actually did
Probably the most entertaining stream recently, well not if you're into good HoI4 gameplay, but the amount of blaming, coping and malding was insane and at some point Chat begging Bo to accept reality and sacrifice Spain to save the game. lol
After Spain finally ended, the game was basically over, Bo kept saying how he hadn't paid attention to the german economy in in-game years.
"Not if you're into good hoi4 gameplay"
*LOLLLLLLL*
6:11 After 300 episodes Bo finally pronounced "Sevilla" correctly.
But then he goes mahlugha like us muricans 😂
I like how their “Longest Spanish Civil War” is how long the Spanish Civil War lasted in actual history (1936 - 1939)
I think my longest Spanish civil war was when I decided to be petty as carlists in an unwinnable situation just having a huge fort on my capital and staying there
Bo Biden is truly one of the hoi4 players of all time
I'm so happy for him
@@Nn-3RIP Rilber
Boiden
7:44 The snake of Denmark finally reveals his true goblin form
He sounds like a skaven
Babe get over here, new Bokoen1 HOI4 video just drop
Long Spanish civil wars always feel like some cold war proxy war and I love it.
Spain & Germany: *Struggles in the Civil War.*
The Allies: "Now you know. Now you know what it's like to be in my brain".
Watching Bo's mental health over the years slowly deteriorate as his allies fail him repeatedly is easily the best part of the BCU.
Can't wait for the Stalingrad arc.
Nevermind, I hit 10 minutes where it got the Kursk arc instead
You know it's a great video if you're 3/4th in the video and WW2 hasn't started.
I bet the bursting veins in Franco’s forehead were audible as he watched supply convoys sail into the wrong ports through his binoculars.
When the Spanish civil war takes up the majority of the video, you know it is going to be a great video
Flojo needs a bike helmet at all times I swear.
The image I have for flojo in my head has just been updated to be a skinny white nerdy glasses wearing austrian with a bike helmet, and it is infinitely better than before
@@MichaelonyoutubHe is basically that from the picture I've seen lol
"I never once said it was jover"- man who said it's jover
3:20 first Time i hear Bo being as angry as Golden shouting PIN HIM!!!
Communist Dockyard Worker: Ay comrade? Which group provided these convos to our glorious struggle against fascism?
Dockyard Worker 2: Uhh... Nazi Germany.
What if instead of a world war we just had a war in Spain instead?
Proxy war of the century
All international conflicts should be settled by a formal 1v1 in spain
I saw this on stream, EVERYONE was being incompetent in the civil war
Yeah, but Lennard, Sulo, and Flojo most of all for letting such a situation happen in the first place. The very next game, Bo on Germany and Golden on Spain ended the civil war in a few months to prove the point that it isn't that hard.
Snake of Denmark alt account
Flojo's ability to fumble any scenario he is in is actually impressive
Bo: Why am I in Pain?!
Spain: Don't you mean Spain?
Bo: I know what I said!
Hearing Lennard's tone throughout the entirety of that makes me sympathise with parents who have zero hours sleep for 4 consecutive days due to a crying baby, to then end up viciously shaking the fucker like its an empty can of deodorant strapped to a maraca
8:30 "You think you're dankus, but you're not!" THE DELIVERY, I'M FUCKING ROLLING 💀
"It's the Spanish Civil War, it can't be that long"
-It ends up being most of the video.
"Oh."
Moral of the story: Floojoe is dumb, and Lennard is basically like a shark: once you roll him over he gives up. The memes are strong with this video. 😂
I love the Spanish Civil War
I’m not good at it but I love it
5:48 Is quite literally Tywin Lannister: "To whom does this house owe its allegiance to?" "My lord...I..." "TO THE STARKS OF WINTERFELL! Who have 20,000 men and my son!"
Ah yes, the classic hispanic brap trap.
*Spanish
@@Aqueox that's..that's the joke.
@@justrugut9082 Wasn't very funny, barely qualifies as a joke.
@@justrugut9082don’t mind him, he is just upset that you used Hispanic to describe people from Spain which is incorrect.
Flowjoe on his way to ruin the redemption ark.
Flojoe and Lennard by themselves are a pretty special additive to any disaster Bo game. Add them together and you have a magical shitstorm disaster game.
Bo is a masochist, foolishly allowing Lennard back on Spain. This is bo's own fault. Lennard the no Micro Doomer.
I know this looks bad, but I'd like to assure you that the full stream was so much worse
The Meta
Dankus = Sealioned
Lennard = 2 hours house plant gameplay
Makes for hilarious content so all the power to them 😅
I can’t wait for Bo yell “Denmark! Denmark! Denmark!” while try to conquer Germany when the new dlc come out
Interesting script today Bo, really kept me on my toes
Bo going full Gotterdammerung in 1936 lmao
I want to, I NEED to, see you fight exclusively through volunteers in civil wars.
Crazy script today Bo! The writing never ceases to amaze me!
I didn’t know Spain even had the equipment/manpower to keep the civil war going until nearly 40
I thought it was going well, until I realized that nationalist Spain is the lighter colored one in this mod 💀
Also another classic lennard Spain
I had a Spanish civil war that lasted until 1941, I think its because Germany and Italy got into an early war and I was the soviets but I was in early wars too, so nobody was helping them.
I cant remember who won but I remember my "???" when I noticed the popup really late lol
On the Axis we have, Lennard Spain, mr Palau Italy and Floojoe, this is certainly a Bokoen classic
I thought a delayed WWII would be the right call. Germany was prepped for war in 1942
As the next dlc is coming closer each day, I suggest some new achievements, mainly for Denmark:
"The Snake of Denmark" - annex Chile as fascist Denmark.
"The Rat of Denmark" - join any alliance as Denmark and betray them as any of their divisions gets encircled.
"Denmark is the best country" - have max infrastructure in every province as Denmark.
"Mount Big" - as Denmark, occupy Everest.
"It's so ov... WE'RE SO BACK" - encircle 50 divisions after having 20 of yours encircled as Denmark.
Also some for Sweden:
"ESHPORTS ALTAAAA" - destroy 5 enemy tanks in single encirclement as Sweden.
"... eshports alta?" - get all of your tanks encircled as Sweden.
"SHTATS" - have 1500 soft attack and 2000 defence while being at 90 percent surrender progress as Sweden.
And one secret.
"Past tense" - play hoi4 without stopping at 10th of October from 10:10:10 to 22:10:10 by 10th timezone time.
Can't wait for the bokoen award show this year and see who gets the prize for the worst Spanish civil war performance.
Holy crap, giving convoys to REPUBLICAN SPAIN? At that point, I don't think he deserves the title "Rommel."
Hey Bo, where's my 60 month subscriber badge?
Also, I lost my mind watching this live.
Meta players when they have to micro a frontline that's not just 10 medium tanks:
Honestly Bo? I kinda enjoy the scripts which don't show you in the best of lights, bcause now everyone knows you're human... as human as a danish snake can get OOOOOOHHHHH
Watched this live it was crazy and the axis clutch was wild
“That’s a Bo Biden move,” it’s BOver 😔
What if the Führerbunker was completed in 1937?
I love how the Axis High Command went so hard on the larping. You guys should try and do full-on reenactments one day. Axis incompetence to a next level. Love youse all though.
Thank you for fresh new content to cheer up our basement life, danish snake man
Imagine being able to make a video 95% about the spanish civil war. Innovative script, bravo!
Japan and Hungary just singing while the axis are shouting at each other was great
Damn that part at the end was one of the sleepy Bo moments of all time.
Can already tell this is gonna be great
Bo had some Golden energy right there
The craziest part is that bo went on to win this game
The tomfoolery in spain really spiked this vid
bo tiltiing gives me life we need more
You know I once had a really long german civil war, it was still going when ww2 popped off
4:35 Tom cruise is in charge of the German volunteer legion in Spain
Mission Impossible: Retard protocol
The shortest civil war with golden episode is going to be fire
yep another bokoen classic
I can almost hear Braun aboslutely losing his mind over spain.
Worst part is Bo didn't micro bad compared to Lennard lol
I received psychic damage from the singing.
Flo-joe can play Brazil or New Zealand from now on. New Zealand co-op
Bo actually larped the Führer bunker right there
To be fair, historically the civil war ended in 1939... so you could say you are playing historically
This truly is the definition of Spain without the S
The Bulgarians and Italians getting encircled was too incompetent to show apparently :)
You actually keep me coming back to hoi4
Me staring at the ONE PROVINCE in the north the whole video:
Another bokoen classic
Historically accurate spanish civil war
Remember that game Braun send Radio equipment instead of fuel
man started going full in the bunker before ww2 starts
I think this is the angriest Bo I have seen in a long time
Im getting flashbacks to Lennard's defeatist game
Golden could never
Didn’t we learn a few episodes back that the Spanish civil war is a noob trap?
Germany had sink so much equipment into spain
Lmao. This could delay the world domination if this is accurate. 😂😂😂😂😂
Funny how when anyone makes a mistake Bo's like : "!AustisticRage!" But when Bo fucks up it's " it's a me move :)" lmao
And I proceed to say I’m bad. When they make mistakes they shift blame. See the difference?
oh no, the infamous Lennard game. surely we should give Lennard another chance on Spain after this right?