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  • @bobertvc7492
    @bobertvc7492 3 года назад +3003

    Ciphas Cain slamming his chain sword into Rimmy’s face like a baseball bat is a sight I will never get out of my head

    • @cloroxusthestainlessone4324
      @cloroxusthestainlessone4324 3 года назад +112

      Vroom vroom your face goes boom

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 3 года назад +101

      "Welcome to the Guardsmen, son."

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn 3 года назад +10

      What their not the same person

    • @Jamesgates355
      @Jamesgates355 3 года назад +10

      neither will Rimmy

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +23

      And the Prophet spoke "FRACK THIS!!! Get thee behind me Daemon, for my faith is proof against Thy Blandishments!" - The Book of Cain

  • @atreides213
    @atreides213 3 года назад +2585

    This could almost be a Cain novel. Ciaphas lands on some agri-world, meets a friendly young guard captain, and starts helping him to clear it of rebels and xenos. But as the war drags on seemingly interminably, the bright young captain grows steadily more unhinged. with the execution of the wounded, Cain becomes truly worried for what the captain will do next. This erratic leadership will surely bring the campaign to ruin. It ends with Cain attempting to relieve the captain of duty, only for the captain to unload on him, frothing at the mouth about how Cain is a traitor too, and Cain has to decapitate him and take command in the final assault.

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 3 года назад +164

      _Brilliant._

    • @SilverMontegiu
      @SilverMontegiu 3 года назад +386

      And there is also a sub-plot about a group of traitors within the imperial ranks, who have defected to T'au and sabotaged most of the human ammunition, making it next to useless

    • @IFarrell625
      @IFarrell625 3 года назад +147

      @@SilverMontegiu Nah, that´s normal lassgun ammunition. It only seems weak and useless because it´s weak and useless

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +205

      @@IFarrell625 Actually, Lasguns are supposed to have stopping power like a modern 303. calibre rifle, its just that most things in the 40K universe are so horribly OP

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 3 года назад +97

      @@IFarrell625 It shouldn't be that weak against other humans in similar armor though

  • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
    @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 3 года назад +3492

    "Our sanity had started to wear at this point because our guns did no damage, enemies were endlessly running out of the forest throwing grenades at us and we were constantly wounded"
    The average guardsman vs heretical PDF experience I see

    • @somedudethatwatches7834
      @somedudethatwatches7834 3 года назад +293

      To be fair their guns should be doing something of note to the PDF, if nothing else.

    • @Rawmel
      @Rawmel 3 года назад +132

      average guardsman fan vs average secessionist pdf enjoyer

    • @lintrichards6007
      @lintrichards6007 3 года назад +207

      @@somedudethatwatches7834 That lasguns fail to impress against most enemies of the Imperium is a testament to the foes it has. Against the evolved and substantially more survivable Human of the far future, it does nasty things. Including removing limbs.
      Whereas Orks are literally engineered for combat, Tau have authorial fiat, the Eldar are contemporaries of the Orks albeit now militia, the Necrons have wizards through science, the Tyranids have numbers and are also built for combat...

    • @somedudethatwatches7834
      @somedudethatwatches7834 3 года назад +91

      @@lintrichards6007 Cool. So it should be doing something of note to the PDF they were fighting. Unless they were all Tau, and I just didn't realize it.

    • @midgetydeath
      @midgetydeath 3 года назад +84

      "Don't worry, we won anyway. After running out of ammo without killing anyone, we just started smacking them with our giant power balls and dicks. Unfortunately, we kind of destroyed the planet on the first slap."

  • @FearlessLeader2001
    @FearlessLeader2001 3 года назад +1074

    Oh my god the General Blackthorne moment had me crying from laughter. So fucking funny.
    "Oh! Looks like you're wounded!" poor Gnaw

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 3 года назад +83

      _Switches to fuller auto_
      _Dumps 2 mags to kill him_

    • @lop90ful1
      @lop90ful1 3 года назад +54

      I love how some people were completely confused at hearing about General Blackthorne xD

    • @rhivan6921
      @rhivan6921 3 года назад +6

      I still want context for General Blackthorne.

    • @FearlessLeader2001
      @FearlessLeader2001 3 года назад +14

      @@rhivan6921 watch rimmy's video about the fallout fan made DLC

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 3 года назад +49

      @@rhivan6921 General Blackthorne is from the fan-made mod for Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout: The Frontier, Blackthorne is the NCR General in charge of NCR forces attacking HELIOS One and after the battle is won, he orders all wounded NCR troopers to be executed for I think lack of medical supplies or something?

  • @hazardgaming1709
    @hazardgaming1709 3 года назад +1324

    Nice to see the lads in my Squad to make a wall around me to save me from Rimmy's lunacy

    • @linksxdx
      @linksxdx 3 года назад +212

      honestly best part , you're entire squad just surrounding and body blocking to hide you and saying your taking a nap to save you

    • @skyghazer
      @skyghazer 3 года назад +82

      Nothing to see here, no wounded, move along

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +9

      hi iain

    • @commissarkruber7205
      @commissarkruber7205 3 года назад +54

      great to see the guardsmen protecting each other good job you get more rations for the week

    • @Goldster-ik6bg
      @Goldster-ik6bg 3 года назад +27

      The guns were defectives.
      Poor ideal choice for the Imperium of Man.

  • @samschoemaker9557
    @samschoemaker9557 3 года назад +1217

    My god the man who screamed GNAW NO!!!!!! Needs a award for that performance.

    • @koboldcrusader
      @koboldcrusader 3 года назад +38

      idk why but I imagined the scream crying cat meme lmao

  • @blackburn_4123
    @blackburn_4123 3 года назад +1816

    Therapist: insane rimmy doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
    Insane Rimmy: Kill the wounded!!!!

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +82

      I think Rimmy is falling to Khorne

    • @jamescox4638
      @jamescox4638 3 года назад +11

      @@weldonwin same.

    • @jamescox4638
      @jamescox4638 3 года назад +16

      @@weldonwin definitely better than some of the other options though.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +7

      @@jamescox4638 I dunno, Slaanesh seems appealing for all the drugs and kinky sex her worship entails

    • @jamescox4638
      @jamescox4638 3 года назад +17

      @@weldonwin slaanesh is not the god of kinky sex. They are the god of taking drugs until you overdose and then taking soul-drugs forevermore. They are the god of selling your body for two cents to be eaten alive by gretchen. They are the god of doing anything and everything to get the next grain of drugs, because you hate yourself.

  • @caddywampusjim5901
    @caddywampusjim5901 3 года назад +1233

    I like how nearly every time anything happens in ARMA, it just turns into a flashbang physics sim

    • @Zretgul_timerunner
      @Zretgul_timerunner 3 года назад +19

      Welcome to modern warfare 101

    • @ヴァリ-z3e
      @ヴァリ-z3e 3 года назад +21

      @Jeffrey Colt A better tip: this was an automated message left by a robot. Do NOT go to any websites it mentions, or you will get your computer loaded up with malware

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 3 года назад +9

      @@ヴァリ-z3e the absolute idiocy of most of the bot spam almost made me fall for this one

    • @voidwalkerbruh7426
      @voidwalkerbruh7426 Год назад

      Interesting

  • @Southern_Crusader
    @Southern_Crusader 3 года назад +1590

    Rimmy Has Earned an Achievement:
    *Krieger Medicine*

    • @deathkorpswatchmaster2414
      @deathkorpswatchmaster2414 3 года назад +40

      What can I say with the amount of medicine he needed I could've saved 3 its THINK CADIAN THINK

    • @archrp7868
      @archrp7868 3 года назад +20

      I think you mean Kreig Quartermaster

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 3 года назад +6

      He should join the Death Korps

    • @deathkorpsguard
      @deathkorpsguard 3 года назад +11

      What's a "Medicine"?

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 3 года назад +5

      @@deathkorpsguard haven't gotten shot yet young one? Well when you do and you are worth the quartermaster's valuable time, he will treat your wounds with material and drugs for healing the body, if not, congrates! You get to meet the emperor early!

  • @AnneWest_
    @AnneWest_ 3 года назад +512

    "I will be at the front of this assault!"
    (Stands still as everyone moves out)

  • @malaizze
    @malaizze 3 года назад +427

    When they started yelling “GENERAL BLACKTHORN, NO!” I completely lost it

    • @chaosinc.382
      @chaosinc.382 3 года назад +25

      Same here, it was perfect

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 года назад +37

      *”I’M DOING THIS FOR THE GOOD OF THE NCR!!!!”*

  • @vincenttorrijos9680
    @vincenttorrijos9680 3 года назад +807

    "Who's with me" usually only ends in 1 of 2 ways, crushing defeat or absolute victory

    • @briancarballo3285
      @briancarballo3285 3 года назад +21

      Well its Ciphias Cain, so crushing victory most likely

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything 3 года назад +464

    "Of course, if I had known what awaited me on that miserable little dirtball, I'd have sooner charged the Eye of Terror with nothing more than a rusty spoon."

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 3 года назад +28

      Would you have done it with almost indecent haste?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +26

      we needa fangame for that saying to carry any weight at this point

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 года назад +11

      Me a Krieger: *DID SOMEONE SAY CHARGE INTO THE EYE OF TERROR WITH A RUSTY SPOON!?*

  • @birb125
    @birb125 3 года назад +492

    Ci Ci Ciaphas Cain
    *HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!*

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 3 года назад +817

    Considering how many rounds the enemy took and that they mined some POWs I'm beginning to believe that OPFOR might have been the Alpha Legion.

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 3 года назад +249

    "no wounded here, move on, he is just taking a nap!"

  • @employervizor1559
    @employervizor1559 3 года назад +625

    🎶Ci-Ci-CIPHIAS CAIN HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!🎶

    • @marknadler4005
      @marknadler4005 3 года назад +25

      MOODKINDRED!

    • @codyyoung5946
      @codyyoung5946 3 года назад +22

      @@marknadler4005 TFW the Chapter Master of the Ultramarines and one of the Guards -best- luckiest commanders start crying together.

  • @generalesdeath8932
    @generalesdeath8932 3 года назад +622

    When someone says "who is with me?", usually we know how it will end, specially if it is Rimmy

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 3 года назад +148

    Cain in TTS: the lucky loser
    Cain in Rimmy's ArmA: the lucky madman

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 3 года назад +39

      You forget, Cain was in the field in this. This was the front Cain puts up for everyone.

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 3 года назад +29

      @@kabob0077 he may be a coward but he does have skill and competence

  • @Rug0s
    @Rug0s 3 года назад +463

    Captain I need a medicae.*groans in pain*
    Rimmy: Sure thing *shoots guardsman*
    Me who is a medic on my milsim unit: hmmm interesting I'll be sure to do that when my squad needs a medic.

    • @MyMinininjas
      @MyMinininjas 3 года назад +50

      The Emperors Mercy is a privilege restricted only for the worthy.

    • @kenyenjones
      @kenyenjones 3 года назад +35

      There's an Aliens RTS where the human medic's job is pretty much executing those too injured to move so that the Aliens can't put a chestburster in them.

  • @Daindan101
    @Daindan101 3 года назад +105

    I'm now waiting for the memes of Rimmy having red eyes with the words "ARE YOU WOUNDED?!?!" and has a gun pointing at them

  • @moonrock115
    @moonrock115 3 года назад +84

    6:30 - This will be the moment everyone will look back on when looking for the reason why Rimmy eventually turns to Chaos

  • @ISAF_Ace
    @ISAF_Ace 3 года назад +332

    "Our guns did no damage, enemies were endlessly running out of the forest throwing grenades at us and we were constantly wounded"
    Rimmy that is how it actually is as a guardsman, you even found out how the chaos gods seep into your mind while you lose what little sanity you had to start off with

    • @segolar
      @segolar 3 года назад +58

      Naah, lasguns are actually good against people and one of the most used weapons in imperium.
      Those were PDF and they SHOULD be destroyed by 1-2 shots from acatran lasgun.
      (PDF are usually equipped with autoguns and shitty version of flak armor)
      (Acatran are used in Elysian forces, which are heavy infantry. Acatran has higher firerate than galaxy or kantrael pattern)

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 года назад +9

      Unrelated: anyone else just _loving_ OP's GTU profile pic?

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 3 года назад +34

      @@segolar yeah I had a feeling the Flashlights get there bad rap Due to the enemies they fight rather than their gear

    • @adamredmayne1326
      @adamredmayne1326 3 года назад +22

      @@segolar Uh nah dude, the Elysians are light airborne and very very fragile, It's the Harakoni Warhawks that have carapace armor and grav packs.

    • @mosesracal6758
      @mosesracal6758 3 года назад +7

      @@seand.g423 Terra Invicta!

  • @jasonpratt5126
    @jasonpratt5126 3 года назад +104

    Ah, Commander Cain Digby has returned to form! "I will lead the charge!" *instantly holds back while others run ahead* Good times!

  • @helpinghand9127
    @helpinghand9127 3 года назад +141

    the 40k version of wellerman seems like a song that need to exist and i dont care who makes it, just that it is made, and that is posted

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 3 года назад +427

    One time, I heard Cain was standing in a field on a agricultural world during a Field inspection of the local Planetary defense force.
    Suddenly! He grabs a trooper’s long range LAS rifle and fire off one shot into a corn field.
    When the local forces went to investigate; they found a single Ork infiltrator.
    When asked how did Cain know it was there, he said “Simple, I killed it last night but no one saw me. So I left it there until inspection in the morning.”
    🎩
    🐍 no step on SNEK! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 3 года назад +8

      I step on snek!

    • @guardsmanwithcripplingdepr4594
      @guardsmanwithcripplingdepr4594 3 года назад +28

      Oh that Cain, what a joker he is

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 года назад +34

      I heard commissar Cain one time stop ork warrrggg by turning the signs in the different direction and they all went into the minefield and died.

    • @yurimikhail6907
      @yurimikhail6907 2 года назад +6

      I heard Cain was trapped inside a burning building set alight by Chaos followers and when he escaped the burning wreckage, the Chaos cultist demanded to know how he escaped the building.
      “How did you elude the flames? We blocked off all the exists!”
      “I went through the entrance.”

  • @theroadstopshere
    @theroadstopshere 3 года назад +368

    Oh my god, Digby as Ciaphas Cain is a beautiful thing. As is the Ciaphas Cain theme music-- seriously, Alfabusa and Co. are legends among legends for quality and fun of the content. That said, if you can ever nail down Takahata, a scenario where he plays Cain and everyone else basically carries him to victory/covers his retreats would be absolutely 100/10.

  • @FixedFunction
    @FixedFunction 3 года назад +113

    The HL1 sound edit segment was incredible.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 3 года назад +31

    Not too long ago I learned that "Digby Tatham-Werner" was an actual person, who is best remembered for leading a bayonet charge during WW2 whilst wearing a bowler hat and brandishing an umbrella. And later using said umbrella to blind a German tank driver by poking it through the front vision slit and into his eyes.
    Previously, I had assumed he'd just strung together the most British-sounding name he could think of, but, now knowing his inspiration, a lot of things about RUclips Digby suddenly make a lot more sense...

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 3 года назад

      That's a God damn gentleman right there.

  • @radiodivision3366
    @radiodivision3366 3 года назад +141

    I just like to think that The Guardsman actually do this in like their daily operations

  • @inno8281
    @inno8281 3 года назад +417

    so can we start a petition so that digbiy is forced to sing a full 40k wellerman?

    • @genericname42
      @genericname42 3 года назад +15

      Let's go

    • @snowcraft-d3d
      @snowcraft-d3d 3 года назад +8

      I absolutely need this in my life.

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 3 года назад +13

      Soon may the Emperor come
      To bring us ammo for our lasguns.

    • @deathkorpswatchmaster2414
      @deathkorpswatchmaster2414 3 года назад +9

      @@dannylamb456 one day when the purgin is done well take our guns and go

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 3 года назад +13

      There once was a ship of the Imperial Fleet
      And the name of the ship was Invincible Steed
      Her drives lit up, the Warp abound
      Go, for the the Emperor, go.
      Soon may the Emperor come
      To bring us ammo for our lasguns
      One day when our purging is done
      We'll take more guns and go.
      She hadn't been two years in the Warp
      When down on her a Hive Fleet bore
      The captain called all hands and swore
      They'd purge those xenos ho!

  • @quox3987
    @quox3987 3 года назад +134

    Heretic leader: are you really trying to defeat us by yourself?
    Cain: NO, I’m with the Cadians!
    Cadians: *AAAAAAA*

    • @OmniGSage
      @OmniGSage 3 года назад +18

      So the Cadians subscribe to the Sly Marbo school of combat i see.

    • @quox3987
      @quox3987 3 года назад +15

      @@OmniGSage meant to go with the “No, I’m with the science team” meme but that works too.

  • @shadowstrider8295
    @shadowstrider8295 3 года назад +32

    Me: *expects a happy jaunt with Ciaphias Cain and fun all around*
    Rimmy: KILL THE WOUNDED!

  • @twitchingphoenix4595
    @twitchingphoenix4595 3 года назад +73

    Rimmy executing the wounded, but now with a collapsing mental state as the enemy constantly grinds against them.
    Now in Theatres
    The after credits scene is just Cain slicing Rimmy in half.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 3 года назад +11

      Rimmy: goes mental from the stress
      Cain (Digby): nah *chainsword revs*

  • @marethyu7593
    @marethyu7593 3 года назад +84

    *Deflates rapidly once alone*
    LET THE LIE, DIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

  • @spearhead7777
    @spearhead7777 3 года назад +9

    11:28 Once more Ciaphas Cain protects the Imperium from Heartless officers who would slaughter their own troops. Truly a hero of the Imperium.

  • @KissedByFire16
    @KissedByFire16 3 года назад +36

    I was actually in tears from laughing so hard at Rimmy losing his shit and the massacre of the wounded

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 3 года назад +4

      Rimmy actively losing his mind, immediately going to 'mass cass the wounded'

  • @poke548
    @poke548 3 года назад +15

    Rimmy: "Good thing they're using flashlights, it makes them easy to spot."
    PDF: "My flashlight still does more damage than yours."

  • @SamWicks91
    @SamWicks91 3 года назад +45

    I think every time Rimmy does an Op centered around one of the more humane commissars, shit goes incredibly wrong and he's forced to do evil shit.

  • @PuppyPuppet13
    @PuppyPuppet13 3 года назад +47

    It’s felt like forever since you ‘ve posted a Warhammer ARMA video so this has just made my day. I’ll have to track down the full vod later. Also to whomever was singing those reimagined Lyrics to Wellerman, I’d like them to make a full version as it was very well done. Couldn’t pin down the voice. Don’t have them all committed to heart yet.

    • @LikeDuchess
      @LikeDuchess 3 года назад +8

      It was Digby.

    • @PuppyPuppet13
      @PuppyPuppet13 3 года назад +4

      @@LikeDuchess Really? I’m surprised. I thought I had his voice down at least, but maybe it’s because he wasn’t shouting at the guardsmen so it wasn’t the voice I had on record. Good on him.

  • @Deadbeat-Senpai
    @Deadbeat-Senpai 3 года назад +40

    0:55 Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die. o7

  • @amdradeon3863
    @amdradeon3863 3 года назад +19

    1:48 "That's not full auto"
    "That's not full auto!?"
    "this is"
    "Dayum bro. O.K."

  • @Raipongai
    @Raipongai 3 года назад +16

    Rimmy: "get cain don't let him run!"
    cain: *bonk*

  • @mitchcampbell4197
    @mitchcampbell4197 3 года назад +37

    It's like you're all actually playing laser tag with the effectiveness of those lasguns

    • @tankbuster626
      @tankbuster626 3 года назад

      The only way the kill is by giving the enemy seizures

    • @Aniyah-CHG
      @Aniyah-CHG 3 года назад

      Seems like lag also played a part. That Tau Rimmy killed had a delayed death. But really the lasguns should kill flak Armoured humans with 1 or 2 shots.

  • @ayakaasama
    @ayakaasama 3 года назад +63

    It's 10pm, I'm eating cereal
    And I've got this to watch
    Feels good

    • @O-P-96
      @O-P-96 3 года назад +4

      10pm here too (well plus 13 minutes really). Could it be that you are...
      A time kindred?

    • @ayakaasama
      @ayakaasama 3 года назад +4

      @@O-P-96 perhaps

  • @oligb1469
    @oligb1469 3 года назад +15

    Ah yes General "What's a Geneva?" Blackthrorn in his natural habitat 6:33

  • @karmy8170
    @karmy8170 3 года назад +46

    Oh god here we go again

  • @LikeDuchess
    @LikeDuchess 3 года назад +40

    I see Digby had some fun. also I would like to see a full version of Digby singing a Warhammer 40k version of Wellerman.

    • @thedyingmeme6
      @thedyingmeme6 3 года назад +1

      Ye, digby has a good voice for wellerman

  • @Yogasefski
    @Yogasefski 3 года назад +17

    Rimmy, Geneva called, they’re not even gonna try you now.

  • @wolfsbane-rw7um
    @wolfsbane-rw7um 3 года назад +19

    Cains attitude towards Morphine? The Emperor provides! :D

  • @UndeadDragonWarrior
    @UndeadDragonWarrior 3 года назад +8

    That "HOLD FIRE" sounded like it was a telepath sending a message out to everyone

  • @PB-tr5ze
    @PB-tr5ze 3 года назад +28

    We need a full 40k version of 'The Wellerman" now.

  • @TheMock5000
    @TheMock5000 3 года назад +9

    "Security to the front lines, Rimmy has gone rampant! Take him down, boys."

  • @Yay4IamCute
    @Yay4IamCute 3 года назад +27

    ❤️ Warpig is life, Warpig is love. ❤️

  • @jakeodom4503
    @jakeodom4503 3 года назад +11

    Rimmy really did just experience why they’re called flashlights

  • @TacComControl
    @TacComControl 3 года назад +75

    Sister of Battle: "Wh... What are you doing, Step-Commissar..."

    • @deathkorpsguard
      @deathkorpsguard 3 года назад +16

      Mmmm landmine.

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 3 года назад +24

      "Hey sister, where is the planet Morphine? Their sugar is delicious!"
      "Sweet Emperor Cain, that's not sugar!"
      "Oh bother"

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 года назад +1

      @@deathkorpsguard Have you successfully disarmed the minefield yet?
      Just reminding you, stepping on one is always an acceptable way of disarming it.

    • @deathkorpsguard
      @deathkorpsguard 3 года назад +2

      @@501ststormtrooper9
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      We regret to inform you that the citizen you are trying to contact has passed away in service to The God-Emperor of the Imperium of Mankind. Please note that due to this citizen's service in the Adeptus Militarum, their body is not available for a standard funeral or burial. Please have a nice day.
      The Adeptus Administratum is not responsible for any issues (Financial or otherwise) that may arise from this death.

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 года назад +1

      @@deathkorpsguard Oh.
      So you did disarm the mine/become part of the Sandbag Brigade.
      Oh well.

  • @samsonwilson4466
    @samsonwilson4466 3 года назад +24

    You know, those laz guns were kinda accurate with how they did jack shit in some books/lore fluff.

  • @RoqueTHEGAMER
    @RoqueTHEGAMER 3 года назад +7

    7:18 If you look at the GPS he killed so many friendlys that he got passed to the side of renegade, so Cain actually got a good reason to kill you :D

  • @Sajasta
    @Sajasta 3 года назад +22

    I was suprised, Cain didn't attempt to withdraw from this mission

  • @KingBudder
    @KingBudder 3 года назад +6

    I found you through trying to find out more about 40k, I recently got interested. These videos are my absolute favorite to watch. I love all your Arma stuff, but there's something special about your 40k ones

  • @crysisrevelation6132
    @crysisrevelation6132 3 года назад +2

    5:55 BEHOLD!!! The amish technical has returned!!!

  • @konahrikb1578
    @konahrikb1578 3 года назад +8

    "I'm trying to get into the hospital, but the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Blackthorne!"

  • @whgames1261
    @whgames1261 3 года назад +7

    Justice for gnaw, unjustly executed because his leg fell asleep

  • @chaosinc.382
    @chaosinc.382 3 года назад +6

    "GENERAL BLACKTHORNE NO!!!" I lost it

  • @r4geflames105
    @r4geflames105 3 года назад +13

    Digby was happy because he got his new animations to make him cooler...

  • @AlvorReal
    @AlvorReal 3 года назад +10

    Man, this OP fucking encapsulated the Guard. Like Jesus H Sanguinius.

  • @nfamousfox6272
    @nfamousfox6272 3 года назад +6

    lol, good timing Rimmy I just downloaded the newly released Ciaphus Cain book 5 on audible! I highly recommend the series to anyone who likes to spice up their grim darkness with some comedy

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 3 года назад +8

    7:15 reminded me of the "leave no man behind" scene from the Canadian Bacon movie... XD

  • @danielharris3036
    @danielharris3036 3 года назад +11

    The Emperor believed that Ciaphas Cain possessed enough common sense to survive anything the galaxy could through at him....
    He was not wrong....the Emperor is never wrong.
    8:30 Also the 40k Wellerman cover...imma need a full version Of that someday..

  • @ghoohg551
    @ghoohg551 3 года назад +1

    1:50 Hey, no full auto in buildings!
    "That's not full auto, THIS is full auto."

  • @slashshooter003
    @slashshooter003 3 года назад +3

    4:50
    Rare footage of the Science Team killing each other in a Deathmatch.

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity 3 года назад +14

    POV: I got f*cked up by Cain
    I am more deceased than those PDF after a clips been put into em

  • @SwampGreen14
    @SwampGreen14 3 года назад +1

    4:44 Heretic Ray William Johnson while swinging chainsword: "YOU LITTLE LOYALIST"

  • @kommandanthanz8346
    @kommandanthanz8346 3 года назад +1

    9:27, that "CHARGE THAT TANK" order reminded of Brothers In Arms XD

  • @ZoranTheBear
    @ZoranTheBear 3 года назад +9

    Mood Kindred

  • @thehellrunner4117
    @thehellrunner4117 3 года назад +2

    Astartes: Kills 30 enemy before the droppod door opens.
    Imperial guard: Suffer casualties before hit the ground.

  • @Zury1ogen
    @Zury1ogen 3 года назад +1

    "Are you not entertained!?" No... I'm very entertained. VERY ENTERTAINED!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @joshfrew3628
    @joshfrew3628 3 года назад +4

    Man stubs his toe
    Rimmy: FULLER AUTO!!

  • @dougf1249
    @dougf1249 3 года назад +3

    I... have never.... laughed so hard... as I did to Rimmy losing it on “kill the wounded! This is what I have to do for the good of the NCR!”
    Omfg!
    Hahahahahahaha

  • @josetrujillo5807
    @josetrujillo5807 3 года назад +1

    General blackthorne: See a recruit with a cut made by paper "Sound of a lasgun overcharging"

  • @thomaspearce3002
    @thomaspearce3002 3 года назад +2

    This is so good and hilarious seeing Rimmy go unhinged. Out of interest I’m surprised Rimmy hasn’t done a Terminator future war in Arma

  • @Will-o-the-whisper
    @Will-o-the-whisper 3 года назад +1

    6:47 I think Rimmy might be having flashbacks to the start of the NCR campaign in the Frontier

  • @anonymousisthebest5225
    @anonymousisthebest5225 3 года назад +2

    0:21 some poor guardsman just fell over on the bottom right

  • @Commissar_Eiven
    @Commissar_Eiven 3 года назад +4

    Australian cain Hero of the Imperium Australian Cain Hero of the Imperium!!!!! Now imagine it as a song that goes for 5 hours starts happy but then go sad and then goes happy again

  • @commissarkilroyvonlatwick6996
    @commissarkilroyvonlatwick6996 3 года назад +2

    That my fellow Commissar for you leading his men to glorious victory.

  • @blazingbl2gamingop794
    @blazingbl2gamingop794 3 года назад +2

    Talk about giving the imperial guard flashlights.

  • @LeroyJ12
    @LeroyJ12 3 года назад +1

    This was refreshing! thanks Rimmy!

  • @SomeKindaSpy
    @SomeKindaSpy 3 года назад

    As always, it's lovely to hear the TTS references.
    Your lasguns do nothing because you did not heed the words of your Enginseer!

  • @REX-gq6ur
    @REX-gq6ur 3 года назад +1

    I can't believe I met Commissar Cain in action today.
    He took 2 morphine shots reserved for a dying private without even sayin' anything before storming off the camp.
    I thought he abandoned us, but then I saw him slugging it out with a dozen invisible greenskins that popped right behind the latrines! By the Em'prer, Ciaphas Cain single handedly beat them into a pulpy soup without feeling any pain! Not even a flinch!

  • @vicwolfrin
    @vicwolfrin 3 года назад +6

    In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only friendship squad

  • @cottagecheese3758
    @cottagecheese3758 3 года назад

    An actual clusterfuck after quite some time....I was worried that you guys were actually getting good!!
    Keep up the awesome work Rimmy!! Your videos always lighten me up

  • @fateunknown9
    @fateunknown9 3 года назад +2

    COMMISAR DIGBY HAS RETURNED!!

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 3 года назад +1

    "why do these guns do nothing"
    they call gaurd weapons flashlights for a reason rimmy

  • @br1cksm5n68
    @br1cksm5n68 3 года назад +1

    everytime i watched the start i got chills.

  • @thudlite4319
    @thudlite4319 2 года назад +1

    I love whatever mods you use for the lasguns. They have just enough ammo to mow down an enemy line and their rate of fire is insane.

  • @Alcatraz509
    @Alcatraz509 3 года назад

    11:01 kinda fucking love that the friendly in front of Rimmy could just fall over for a stance switch. Yeah it’d hurt but thats some real shit. You do what you gotta do.

  • @NaNA-cb4vz
    @NaNA-cb4vz 3 года назад

    10:02 a perfect demonstration of the standard guardsmen flashlight

  • @kyro3604
    @kyro3604 3 года назад +8

    6:40 i just played through the mod and this part made me nearly choke to death on my pepsi

  • @CaptainForsyth
    @CaptainForsyth 3 года назад +1

    Soldiers get Wounded.
    Rimmy: And I took that personally.

  • @twistedblast5253
    @twistedblast5253 3 года назад

    Glad to have these back, fusterclucks always make for a great watch