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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @la_udr
    @la_udr 2 года назад +3192

    “When I grow up ima move to Detroit.” Literally so funny 😂

    • @HogRidda
      @HogRidda 2 года назад

      ur mother

    • @thekingofgames1210
      @thekingofgames1210 2 года назад +56

      He ain’t gonna grow up much more after that

    • @Yt_MTYICE
      @Yt_MTYICE 2 года назад +21

      Not even joking I said that yesterday

    • @user-ow2cs7fb5l
      @user-ow2cs7fb5l 2 года назад +25

      @@Yt_MTYICE what is wrong with you

    • @Wolo_g1300
      @Wolo_g1300 2 года назад +9

      Bro I have family in detriot and my mom contemplated moving there but the rest of my family agreed that we should not it’s so boring lmao

  • @MustaOzzi
    @MustaOzzi 2 года назад +1205

    "Tennis player has left chat"

  • @bagelcat8879
    @bagelcat8879 2 года назад +938

    "Things no one has said before."
    The nerd: wEll AcTUalLy

    • @emrahesmerovic8359
      @emrahesmerovic8359 2 года назад +30

      🤓🤓🤓

    • @Equalizer2922
      @Equalizer2922 2 года назад +18

      Goofy ahh comment 🤓

    • @user-ow2cs7fb5l
      @user-ow2cs7fb5l 2 года назад +19

      🤓let me adjust my glasses

    • @marcellypoo
      @marcellypoo 2 года назад +20

      Um actually that's false because the perpendicular line of the photosynthesis of the bisectors do not match with the mitochondria

    • @octanexyl3992
      @octanexyl3992 2 года назад +18

      Uh uh uh well actua actually according to my ca ca calculations there’s approximately 4.2391827364647372 people on ear ear earth that have said tha tha tha that🤓

  • @Mr_Soundtraper67489
    @Mr_Soundtraper67489 2 года назад +5

    Bro did tennis dirty ngl

  • @Choppaflowcrazy
    @Choppaflowcrazy Год назад +1

    This man IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY😂😂

  • @Thunder-oy5nr
    @Thunder-oy5nr 2 года назад +340

    Dylan: my favorite sport is tennis
    *Tennis player leaves the chat*

    • @athenathepitbull8562
      @athenathepitbull8562 2 года назад +3

      Bruh same here Isaiah has left the chat

    • @Slotth12
      @Slotth12 2 года назад +2

      I am one lawn tennis player but which one is he talking about tho

    • @GerbilGaming
      @GerbilGaming 2 года назад +9

      Bruh I like tennis

    • @Hruni12
      @Hruni12 2 года назад +5

      I also like Tennis, i play Tennis

    • @henryslusser8322
      @henryslusser8322 2 года назад +1

      Ain't no say he just said tennis is a bad sport like

  • @kanyeeast4429
    @kanyeeast4429 2 года назад +446

    “My favorite sport Quidditch” - Some random weird kid

    • @MetroMetro53
      @MetroMetro53 2 года назад +15

      Fuck no harry potter is amazing just that its not a real sport i get it

    • @hypothermia3237
      @hypothermia3237 2 года назад +17

      @@MetroMetro53 Not That Harry Potter is Weird But A Person Who Would Say That Their "Favorite Sport" is Quidditch Probably Has No Pubic Hair

    • @ok-vi3zd
      @ok-vi3zd 2 года назад +1

      @@hypothermia3237 so yours is jump rope that boring

    • @hypothermia3237
      @hypothermia3237 2 года назад +6

      @@ok-vi3zd Who Owns A Jump Rope Anymore ?

    • @Rocketspear76
      @Rocketspear76 2 года назад +2

      There are colleges with Quidditch as a actual sport such as Michigan, Harvard, Texas.

  • @SuperGamersTV35
    @SuperGamersTV35 2 года назад +17

    Bro has set 4 world records in 30 seconds XD

    • @Feeeshsticksfn
      @Feeeshsticksfn 2 года назад

      @Lucas Garcia that's cap you probably have no videos yourjust a fatherless bot lmao

  • @CameronIsNotFunny
    @CameronIsNotFunny 2 года назад +102

    As somebody who is ranked nationally in tennis, I would say that nobody has ever said that their favorite sport was squash

  • @LBfootball2
    @LBfootball2 Год назад +1

    As someone who plays tennis, not at school in august and been to Detroit, I can confirm

  • @clipxz8660
    @clipxz8660 2 года назад +74

    “When I grow up I wanna work at a gas station”

    • @Totally_notGojoSatoru
      @Totally_notGojoSatoru 2 года назад +3

      @Lucas Garcia Cap 🧢

    • @SundaeEditz
      @SundaeEditz 2 года назад +3

      Ironically as a kid I once wanted to be the guy that pumps peoples gas (I'm from New Jersey where you don't pump your own gas.) The reason why is because my grandma told me they get paid a lot, so I thought it would be an easy way to be rich.

  • @JessePinkmansMom
    @JessePinkmansMom 2 года назад +161

    "When I grow up imma move to Detroit."
    From experience, da hood Spider-Man is actually better ngl, so I recommend moving there 👌

    • @classcalamity669
      @classcalamity669 2 года назад +8

      You can find spider Crip in New York

    • @RDTFTBL
      @RDTFTBL 2 года назад +3

      Bro lol I thought you messaged this comment 69 years ago lol

    • @obi1kenoB
      @obi1kenoB 2 года назад +1

      What about the worst state in Switzerland, Australia. I heard they have sharks with legs.

  • @gradeacloroxbleach47yearsa99
    @gradeacloroxbleach47yearsa99 2 года назад +34

    Bro the way he said “tennis”

    • @lanewoodall4269
      @lanewoodall4269 2 года назад +1

      I play tennis, I’m good at tennis, I spend hours practicing, it’s my favorite sport… 😐🫤

    • @almostlive9762
      @almostlive9762 2 года назад

      @@lanewoodall4269 exactly man they gotta stop dissing tennis players

    • @MC_solos
      @MC_solos 2 года назад

      @@lanewoodall4269 same I’ve played since I was four and I’m 12 now and I am a 2 time state champion

    • @MGthedude
      @MGthedude 2 года назад

      Exactly I love tennis, they should've done something else life golf

  • @LilGato501
    @LilGato501 2 года назад +1

    my mom and dad lived in Detroit for three years. then they moved to canton. then they moved to Lansing. then west land. after Westland they moved away from Michigan completely in 2008.

  • @jfee17
    @jfee17 2 года назад +4

    Bros face after he said “TENNIS” had me ddeeaadd💀💀💀😭😂🤣

    • @Njurt
      @Njurt 2 года назад

      I’m actually dying

  • @axo2408
    @axo2408 2 года назад +47

    Me whos favorite sport is tennis: Guess I’m nobody now

  • @ramkatvisagie1033
    @ramkatvisagie1033 2 года назад +12

    I feel like that last one is debatable for some people, BUT there’s no arguing with the first two

    • @LolYouMad
      @LolYouMad 2 года назад

      Ong they the best artists They definitely arnt horrible and should stop rapping cause why would they be they the best

    • @dominionmoudabe9802
      @dominionmoudabe9802 2 года назад

      I get a rash in the summer and some times get sick plus now because of global warming its even hotter now so worse rashes so as you can see summer is not the best for me (wich is ironic because my birthday in on June

  • @YouDrewsYouLose
    @YouDrewsYouLose 2 года назад +8

    *me with my favourite sport being tennis:* 💀

  • @marvinandraws6440
    @marvinandraws6440 Год назад +2

    “My favourite sport is pickleball”💀

  • @GeographyFacts
    @GeographyFacts 2 года назад +1

    The tennis racket: personally I wouldn’t take that level of disrespect but that’s just me though

  • @skz_hyyunjin
    @skz_hyyunjin 2 года назад +10

    “When I grow up ima move to Detroit.” Fr so funny 😂

  • @MoreGaryRamirez
    @MoreGaryRamirez 2 года назад +92

    "Aw man It's Christmas so no school today!"

  • @SuperGamersTV35
    @SuperGamersTV35 2 года назад +4

    Me who starts school in September:

    • @onlyguy_
      @onlyguy_ 2 года назад

      When does it end?

    • @Xtract08
      @Xtract08 2 года назад

      Probably late mid to late june

  • @Raisin-bread-good
    @Raisin-bread-good 2 года назад +6

    Don’t forget😂
    “Wow the Italian family at that table is being really quite”-family guy😂

  • @MaddiTheNerd0424
    @MaddiTheNerd0424 2 года назад

    I've been to Detroit and I laughed so hard hearin' this 😂

  • @NeymarJr-ol1wm
    @NeymarJr-ol1wm 2 года назад +69

    POV: You like to speak facts

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 2 года назад +1

      It's been 1 hour and cardi B still listening to wrap her as far as I don't know

    • @NeuroIndividual
      @NeuroIndividual 2 года назад +1

      @Hermann[best channel] nice to see you hate liggers (translated)

    • @Mikrowave
      @Mikrowave 2 года назад +1

      @Hermann[best channel] ratio

  • @doublecag
    @doublecag 2 года назад +42

    That one kid: I can’t wait to go to school!!!
    Me: Can we get this poor lost soul to the emergency room ASAP

    • @Ryōshhū
      @Ryōshhū 2 года назад

      @Hermann[best channel] 🗿💀

    • @jeff4369
      @jeff4369 2 года назад

      I like school

    • @3randomidiotsonyoutube
      @3randomidiotsonyoutube 2 года назад

      OMG YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT ME I LOVE SCHOOL I LITERALLY AM BORED IN THE SUMMER I LIKE HAVING SOMETHING TO DO I JUST HATE I-READY BRO >:( I LIKE SEEING MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL TOO EVER THINK ABOUT THAT DAWG

    • @Emerald1680
      @Emerald1680 2 года назад

      try homeschool after going to school after moving away to a neighborhood with no kids in it then you will feel my pain

    • @elhadj3475
      @elhadj3475 2 года назад +1

      @@3randomidiotsonyoutube seeing friends is literally the only thing I like bout school

  • @YoinkEveryHat
    @YoinkEveryHat 2 года назад +66

    "I love school, I hate the summer" my exact words in first grade-

  • @MrGamerDoesVids
    @MrGamerDoesVids 2 года назад

    I like school, but because of Lunchtime, PE, Break, that stuff. Fun things.

  • @Leon13421
    @Leon13421 2 года назад +1

    When ur fav sport is actually tennis

  • @bbjfinesthighlights3665
    @bbjfinesthighlights3665 2 года назад +9

    Me when my friend says “my main sport is tennis” then I send him this video

    • @jadenmayen1746
      @jadenmayen1746 2 года назад

      My favourite sport is tennis

    • @ceroworks
      @ceroworks 2 года назад

      @@jadenmayen1746 ur not his friend

  • @The_Spooky_Boi
    @The_Spooky_Boi 2 года назад +92

    " NICE, WE'RE HAVING OUR EXAMS EARLY, That means we're gonna get them over with sooner I'm so glad!! "

    • @user-em2xl4tf7v
      @user-em2xl4tf7v 2 года назад +1

      At least we get less stress overall... right?

    • @deccyhuh
      @deccyhuh 2 года назад

      I actually said that in my science class because if we had time at the end if term we could do Bunsen Burners which are basically giant gas lighters

    • @The_Spooky_Boi
      @The_Spooky_Boi 2 года назад

      @@deccyhuh What is the appeal of that

    • @deccyhuh
      @deccyhuh 2 года назад

      @@The_Spooky_Boi wdym

    • @The_Spooky_Boi
      @The_Spooky_Boi 2 года назад

      @@deccyhuh why do you wanna do bunsen burners at the cost of having ur exams early

  • @jadenmayen1746
    @jadenmayen1746 2 года назад +214

    Things that people never say: When I grow up I wanna move to Wyoming
    Edit: thanks for all the likes

    • @Not_French1
      @Not_French1 2 года назад +4

      Legend has it everybody in Wyoming becomes a horse

    • @kiiyosuke
      @kiiyosuke 2 года назад +3

      Things that people never say: I live in Wyoming
      (because we all know that nobody lives here)

    • @yuraveragefx7493
      @yuraveragefx7493 2 года назад +1

      I like Wyoming

    • @kiiyosuke
      @kiiyosuke 2 года назад

      @@yuraveragefx7493 sure u do, but do u live there? of course not

    • @Entity_120
      @Entity_120 2 года назад

      It More like: when I grow up I want to move to Iowa

  • @ieatbacon15
    @ieatbacon15 2 года назад +1

    Detroit nah you screwed 🤣

  • @jacksonsimkins4873
    @jacksonsimkins4873 2 года назад

    Bro I live in Michigan and Detroit jokes are my favorite

  • @Brainless798
    @Brainless798 2 года назад +7

    “when I grow up ima move to Detroit” ahead me dying

    • @JDMitchell-pk1ry
      @JDMitchell-pk1ry Год назад

      You can’t have shit in Detroit he gonna get his balls stolen

  • @ava7n
    @ava7n 2 года назад +4

    As he said how he hates school, my device lagged because it was just incomprehensible.

  • @MapleSoldier69
    @MapleSoldier69 2 года назад +7

    "My favorite rapper is Cardi B"
    That's when you know that they're free trial of living has ended 😤

  • @j4keryz493
    @j4keryz493 2 года назад +2

    Wait America starts school in August. UK vibing September baby 💫💫

    • @DRVGON-1
      @DRVGON-1 Год назад

      I live in America but my school starts in September because that’s how it works in certain states like where I live

  • @beanboi3610
    @beanboi3610 Год назад

    Bro the Detroit one got me on the floor 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @boydlawrie
    @boydlawrie 2 года назад +5

    I have literally been saying the first one all summer 😂😂😂

  • @randomdolphin4302
    @randomdolphin4302 2 года назад +6

    “When i grow up im going to be a plumber”

    • @Xify17
      @Xify17 2 года назад

      Plumbers are making hella bands now most trades in general are

    • @kilzfordays
      @kilzfordays 2 года назад

      Laughs in Gangsta Granny

  • @ManFaceGamingFR
    @ManFaceGamingFR 2 года назад +3

    “I live in Wyoming”
    -nobody ever

  • @XN_starboy
    @XN_starboy 2 года назад +1

    Tennis is actually one of my favorite sports and I have said that

  • @TheTeleMan500
    @TheTeleMan500 2 года назад

    Man that first one was literally me. The summer brought way too much stress.

    • @potatoman7028
      @potatoman7028 2 года назад

      Its the opposite for me summer is relaxing and school is stressful

    • @TheTeleMan500
      @TheTeleMan500 Год назад

      @Atharva Deshmukh i forgot what that summer brang, but i like school

  • @NicolasJACK-son
    @NicolasJACK-son 2 года назад +21

    Detroit hasn’t done anything to you :(

  • @LeM0N4D3
    @LeM0N4D3 2 года назад +4

    British version:
    "Yo let's go it's September, you know what that means, start of school! I love school, though I hate summer."
    "When I grow up, imma move to South or West London, getting with the mandem in the ends"
    "What's my fav genre of music? Well, not rap, that's for sure, in fact, rap's the worst by a metre"
    "My fave sport, hands down, table tennis."

    • @abzopa
      @abzopa 2 года назад

      Very True

  • @Prebuilt_Room901
    @Prebuilt_Room901 2 года назад +7

    POV your friends with the person who says these things: me personally I would never take this level of disrespect but that’s just me though

  • @m.radityamufti1379
    @m.radityamufti1379 2 года назад

    BROOO NAHHHH WHEN I HEARD
    "When i grow up i wanna move to Detroit" I CRACKED BRUH

  • @benwilson5176
    @benwilson5176 2 года назад

    The tennis one had me dying 😂😂

  • @LTGeditss
    @LTGeditss 2 года назад +4

    “When I grow up I want to live in Maine” 💀

  • @elyask14
    @elyask14 2 года назад +6

    “Actually pickle ball is the best” 🤓

    • @YoXotic
      @YoXotic 2 года назад +1

      @Otto Ludema no it’s football

    • @elyask14
      @elyask14 2 года назад

      @@YoXotic Which one the Football, or American Football

  • @Bogester
    @Bogester 2 года назад +1

    I took that last one personally 😤😤😤😤

  • @bennifferdope9504
    @bennifferdope9504 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂 Broo your so funny when I grow up ima move to Detroit I go to school tomorrow middle school 😭😭😭😭

  • @thisisthedripster
    @thisisthedripster 2 года назад +1

    imagine starting school in August, couldn't be me

    • @Itsdasummer32
      @Itsdasummer32 2 года назад

      Oh my gosh lucky duck I started school on August 26th this year I want school to start on September 20th so bad 😫

  • @orangutan879
    @orangutan879 2 года назад +2

    "When I grow up, I wanna become a farmer!"

    • @DRVGON-1
      @DRVGON-1 Год назад

      Actually some people do you get a lot of benefits and you make money but a lot of people don’t want to and I wouldnt

  • @HXRprodz
    @HXRprodz 2 года назад

    Bro I’m sick right now and not happy and I can’t laugh and the tennis part made me laugh!!

  • @ashleypeterson4090
    @ashleypeterson4090 2 года назад

    Yo this is so true literally like nobody's ever said this like the title

  • @LeSlayREAL
    @LeSlayREAL 2 года назад

    The when I grow up ima move to detroit is so fucking funny

  • @prdxinvader2819
    @prdxinvader2819 2 года назад

    I have always loved going to school .... I actually counted days as to when holidays are gonna end and schools are gonna reopen... Now i am in college.... i still do the same

  • @y_xh1r
    @y_xh1r 2 года назад +1

    I’ve heard cardi b being peoples top 3
    “my top 3 are probably the game, 6ix9ine, and lil mabu”

  • @XzeneX_GOD
    @XzeneX_GOD Год назад

    I don’t know why but the way he said tennis was so funny 😂🤣

  • @boltshot6450
    @boltshot6450 Год назад

    The dead look after he said tennis😂😂😂

  • @noahali-origamiandmore2050
    @noahali-origamiandmore2050 2 года назад +1

    My favorite sport is tennis...

  • @MDE128
    @MDE128 2 года назад

    I don’t prefer school over summer break or vacations in general. However, I do hate summer due to extreme heat. That’s why winter break is my favorite.

  • @LightIsFlummoxed
    @LightIsFlummoxed 2 года назад

    I happen to hate the summer... mainly cause its way to hot and sticky

  • @dailydoseofmusic1266
    @dailydoseofmusic1266 Год назад

    The last one got me 🤣

  • @thepengu0992
    @thepengu0992 Год назад +1

    My favorite sport is tennis😢

  • @Eagersonmanboydogsanitizerping
    @Eagersonmanboydogsanitizerping Год назад +1

    That's so cute his mom is posting his drafts 😭

  • @OG_BaconBurgerz
    @OG_BaconBurgerz 2 года назад

    Okay but I agree with going back to school, I got so bored over the summer. I wasn't exactly happy to be back but also I am? Hard to explain.

  • @salmonsoup15
    @salmonsoup15 2 года назад +1

    Funny thing I hate summer. They ruin it with homework. I’m not saying school is better, I’m saying it’s less bad.

  • @jaxonloganlego
    @jaxonloganlego 2 года назад +1

    Both of my siblings love tennis lmaoo

  • @tyleranimated2334
    @tyleranimated2334 2 года назад

    Not me heading to Detroit for vacation right now-

  • @WexoandAyden
    @WexoandAyden 2 года назад

    "when I grow up I'm gonna move to Detroit" 😂🤣

  • @NFL_Clips
    @NFL_Clips 2 года назад +1

    My friend plays tennis and my sister loves school so 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @halaafifi
    @halaafifi 2 года назад +1

    "Things no one had said before"
    But you just said it.💀💀

  • @hFyzx_11
    @hFyzx_11 2 года назад +1

    Tennis is for real a good sport

  • @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268
    @thatonepersonwhoair-dropsy268 2 года назад

    The last one was just so abrupt. I don’t know why that was so funny to me

  • @EM18DAGOAT
    @EM18DAGOAT 2 года назад

    Tennis is good man.
    I would say my favourite sport is football/soccer, but tennis is a close second

  • @zoeszlips9373
    @zoeszlips9373 2 года назад +1

    My favorite sport is hands down tennis.

  • @djmcdermot5
    @djmcdermot5 2 года назад +1

    Me who lives in Detroit 😭

  • @Itsdasummer32
    @Itsdasummer32 2 года назад

    Cameroon: starts school in September
    US: starts school in August 😭

  • @dn3gming338
    @dn3gming338 Год назад +1

    This came out the day before my bday 🎉

  • @novakzeljkovic8382
    @novakzeljkovic8382 2 года назад

    Ong basketball and tennis my fav

  • @jaydensumpter
    @jaydensumpter 2 года назад

    Quiet/Smart kids being quiet right now

  • @phoenixcrycubing2041
    @phoenixcrycubing2041 2 года назад

    One of my classmates literally said he was bored of the holidays and wanted school lmao

  • @Always_AsleepAstro
    @Always_AsleepAstro 2 года назад

    Dylan:things no one has said before
    Also dylan:says the things no one said before

  • @Potato3s.xpired
    @Potato3s.xpired 2 года назад

    The weird thing is I do love being at school and not at home because they are always fighting.

  • @THE_NEW_PILOT
    @THE_NEW_PILOT 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for liking my birthday month finally

  • @scitime4866
    @scitime4866 Год назад

    August is summer for me. School starts in September where I’m from 🤓

  • @ESDAce
    @ESDAce 2 года назад

    Then there's me who was born and raised in Detroit...

  • @toreylee7958
    @toreylee7958 2 года назад

    Boy you Trippin

  • @jsaiahh
    @jsaiahh 2 года назад +1

    If Stuart Little was a human:

  • @mathgirl3580
    @mathgirl3580 2 года назад

    The first few seconds of the video is relatable

  • @TriNguyen-ud1ou
    @TriNguyen-ud1ou Год назад

    Bro just insulted me with the tennis one

  • @dubsdominion5022
    @dubsdominion5022 2 года назад

    Dude cried inside when he said my favorite sport was tennis

  • @fatgumball7599
    @fatgumball7599 2 года назад

    "1) Lol Pump
    2)Cardio B
    3) TikTokashi 69"
    Lmao😂

  • @KingRussell
    @KingRussell 2 года назад

    Personally if That was my friend I would not let it slide 😂😂😂

  • @rafaelcolon6723
    @rafaelcolon6723 2 года назад

    The sad thing is that I feel pointless without school so I agree with the first one

  • @jakecrackerbarrel8348
    @jakecrackerbarrel8348 2 года назад

    As a tennis player that hurt.