Unhelpful doctor answers your questions for 43 straight minutes (100k sub Q&A)
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2019
- Literally no one:
Medlife Crisis: Here is a hastily edited response to less than 8% of the questions you asked.
There are many useful videos of doctors answering medical questions on RUclips. This is not one of them.
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Timestamps for those of us rewatching (Spent way too much time on this... but hey it's video transcription practice!)
0:00 Intro about Q&A
0:34 Chow mein!
1:01 Am I going to die?
1:11 Are doctors scared of apples?
2:08 Have you ever clicked through a "one surprising trick" article? Ever had a patient recognize you from your channel?
2:46 *bleep bleep bleep *
2:56 I'M BACK - What animal/human hybrid do you dream of creating one day?
3:34 Most/least preferred way of death?
5:02 Can you say hi to Robert Gonsalez? What do you think of people who say "Thank God"? How does cat-dog poop?
6:43 How far could an pencil sharpener shave down a pinky finger?
7:03 *bleep bleep bleep *
7:10 Tea! also How much farting is too much farting?
7:39 What's the most odd condition a patient has come in with?
8:33 How many of subs came from Tom Scott? + Favorite channels
10:22 *Different Bleep* Fahrenheit superior to Celcius?
10:45 Any funny stories or Misconceptions?
11:22 Most obscure med treatment you've seen/used yourself?
12:25 Penis enlargment treatment? Am I adopted? Can I fake being a med practitioner? What do you think of cryogenics? Any pets?
13:26 Why left & right nuts not symmetric?
13:55 RUclips as a hobby?
14:32 Can we increase life expectancy?
15:45 Take on Ayurvedic treatment/medicine?
16:29 How doc come up with congenital heart disease name? Also "genital"?
17:45 Is saving ppl not worth it?
17:57 * rapid fire* Cellphone cause cancer? Smart enough for med school? Why cardiology?
18:12 How cope? Opinion of channel's near failure? Pee stored in balls? Are you Indian? Why did my dad leave me?
18:51 Would you stop being a doctor if youtube channel took off? + importance of hobbies
19:32 Brexit on med? How many patients have you killed? Vid on meditation?
20:07 Opinion on NHS? Any big changes?
21:12 plan to take over the world. Also future book?
21:32 Funniest reason someone came to see you when nothing wrong? HIV +ing up
23:05 Why human spine so vulnerable? Human errors by Nathan Lents book recommendation. Type of alcohol for enemas?
24:00 How much of harmless substance to kill you/OD?
25:48 Is pharmacy a good career choice?
26:41 What are your origins? What's the powerhouse of the cell? Opinion of KFC?
27:16 Why drawn love heart so weird?
27:58 Advice for someone aspiring to be a doc?
28:17 Working out worth it if whipped cream? Can doc make doc? What to study? Am I salad?
28:58 What do you call a person who graduates bottom of the class in med school?
29:05 Why ashamed of saying they are a doc? Do I have white privilege?
30:04 Hospitals smell the same? "Dr." Mercola? Aliens souls trapped in bodies? Your age?
30:30 *why you all still here? * (IDK man, IDK) How much constant bleeding would be sustainable?
31:41 Why male/female discrpencey in testing/treatment?
32:21 Can we have your liver? Diff specialties with diff biases?
33:30 Doctor handwriting? - serious soapbox rant.
34:35 How deal with treating people with selfdestructive habits?
35:21 Asking questions. Why are there still monkeys if evolution? Sinus veosus why? How do you remember everything?
36:08 Have you seen patients die? What's your favorite Dr?
37:10 Why make vid when expance? Personality transfered to AI? 8 fingers = spiderman?
37:30 Latin name for Brazil nut? memory bank accessing & rambling of nuculeus
38:48 How semblance of normality? histology? swim in air?
39:10 Rather more med literacy in patients? Can plants have cancer?
40:00 Worst med treatment had to perform? Do you love me? Funniest misconception of doc?
41:35 Privitization of med? What does it mean for the future?
42:35 *Seriously, why are you still here???* (In the home stretch) Conclusion & Thanks
Wow! You absolute nutter, amazing. I'm honoured!
Damn it. You put a hell lot of effort into this.
Thank you!
Wow, amazing! But have you heard of the automatic transcript?
Thanks so much ❤
A sarcastic British doctor answered random questions for 43 minutes. This is what happened to his liver.
(For real though, congrats on 100k!)
emia meaning blood
A women drank 20 bottles of soy sauce....
Lmaoo
A woman watching Logan Paul's video, this is what happened to her brain :))))
Hypo meaning low
"Nothing initially looked that wrong (he was dead)"
- British Doctor, 2019
Yea its big brain time
@@Adam22662 no
time stamp please
Could've just been shagged out after a long squawk
Hmm, they said the same thing about Tom Riddle Sr, father of Tom Marvolo Riddle.
‘Well I’m a cardiologist so thanking god and thanking me are basically the same thing’
Cracked up
Weird flex, but okay.
God's the Ultimate Mechanic?
Or better..?
I appreciate your reply on the writing of doctors lol!
More like most Doctors think they are God's
Congrats on 100k Rohin! I remember when you tweeted out my laxative brownie video, I saw you had made an excellent video the month before on da Vinci and the heart. I had to put it in a playlist! Congrats again my friend
Thanks buddy. I'm probably projecting my own personality but I was just so surprised you checked out a small channel. I meant what I said - I owe you a huge amount. I think I edited out a bit where I quoted you when you told me early on that you do youtube to make something that is your own and that you can be proud of (paraphrasing) which really stuck with me and has remained my approach throughout. You were my first youtube role model!
Hypo - meaning low
@@MedlifeCrisis You're not that small now mate.
@@ZUIDOVICIOUS69 Aemia - meaning presence in blood
One channel hit 100k subs. This is what happened to his friend circle.
"Can plants have cancer?"
Yes, they can. But since almost all plants have have dozens, hundreds, or thousands of copies of each "organ" (like leaves, roots, flowers, vessels for transporting water and nutrients) and because the cancer can't really spread through old wood, the cancer normally doesn't cause the plant much trouble. It can lead to ugly growths on the trunk or deformed branches, but the plant as a whole usually remains healthy with no threatening side effects.
- Trained gardener and horticulture student
Yora Cool
So cool, can you recommend anywhere to learn more?
The Dutch have the same word for canker and cancer... Botanically speaking, what's the difference between the two?
I just did some checking and the condition that is commonly called fruit tree cancer is actually an infection that destroys the tissue in a stem, which then grows over as a scar. This is much more similar to bone infections in animals and doesn't have much to do with animal cancer. That's what cankers seem to be. (Not familiar with English botanical terms.)
Though I think that it's very likely that plants can have damaged DNA that can cause cells to grow out of control too. However, I can find almost no information about that. Given how plants grow, I suspect that such tumors would remain very small because they don't have any space to grow into, so they don't become an issue.
Bacteria and fungus infections can literally eat holes into wood, causing the tree to grow bigger and bigger scars.
I wish we were plants cancer is awful to us and birds and animals
Your humour style is that of a person who read the "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series too young and internalized it forever. I love it!
hello Vivian i am so happy you pointed that out. You are absolutely right, but it would have gotten by me if you had not mentioned it . mike
@@mikec1651 Hello, Mike. I'm happy you're happy! :)
If he'd been too young the video would've been 42 minutes long.
Perfectly put.
@HOWARD BOYD c'mon Howard, great book, but shit movie
3:30 I would want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. But not screaming in terror like his passengers.
😯
@@lilypowell1123 but is it a good idea when the air quality is 600+?
I thought exactly the same :) but you got here with my favourite Monkhouse gag before me - so here's my second favourite just for the hell of it... When I told my teachers I wanted to be a comedian they laughed in my face, well they're not laughing now are they!
An apple a day keeps the doctor at bay
An apple at night, become blind to their sight
All apples all week, past cold hands I sneak
A full apple tree, now doctors fear me
underrated af comment
All but the *ORCHARD WALKER*
But if a doctor is my descendant, he would be immune to apples.
@@asklepios_ A doctor my descent, not apple he resent.
@@someonestolemyname something like that
"Medicine, comedy and the relentless trolling of imperial unit users." Bra-vo!
Now if we just teach the world that the US does not use imperial units.
@@court2379 Except it does.
I know it doesn't in any official capacity, but it's still the most widely used system in every-day use cases.
I use both and sometimes at the same time. It freaks some people out, but I was just at the right age when the UK changed over.
@@MartinFinnerup Miles? US gallons?
@@MartinFinnerup They use US Customary Units. Like Imperial units but slightly different and named the same.
43 minutes of medlife crisis to cure my midlife crisis, I'm excited!
You should not be
@@MedlifeCrisis Is there any quater life crises ?
I feel I've been having a continual crisis since around the age of 28, so ask me when I die and I can calculate whether that was closer to mid or quarter
Medlife Crisis They say long-term stress accelerates the aging process but you just like an average grandpa.
@@ME-xh5zq Heyyyyyyy man I'm not that ol [cracks hip]
Normal people: How would a centaur wear pants?
Doctors: How would you defibrillate a centaur?
Thanks for getting me past 100k subs people. Sincerely. I guarantee none of you will get a cold for the rest of the year. You will be blessed with superior endoplasmic reticula and only the finest killer T cells.
Don't worry, back to normal vids after this.
Wow. I love the appreciation but I mean, you could just ask god to NOT make you deaf and blind and you can just watch the videos anyway
@@MedlifeCrisis Going into 1st year med in France, hopefully you'll excuse the morbid interest (fascination would be too much). Did the guy who scooped his eye out sever his oculomotor muscles? Which was treated first, eye or tongue?
@@jackhammer40k_ Tongue was non-viable. Emergency referral to ophthalmology (they don't get many of them!) who felt eye also couldn't be saved. I guess he must've severed most connections as it appeared to be hanging on by the neurovascular bundle.
@@jackhammer40k_ PS good luck with medical school!
@@MedlifeCrisis Ouch. Thanks for the response and the great vids!
It blows my mind how naturally funny you are! Quick wit
Quack wit - surely
I'd love even more to see the jokes he edited out 🤣
Stressful jobs make comedians of the most morose.
Ali: Can cell phones cause cancer?
Medlife Crisis: yes.......if you smoke them.
Me: *extinguish my cellphone as quickly as possible*
YOU'RE WELCOME
Close call.
did you pour water over? Asking for a friend, they have an iPhone, in case that matters for compatibility.
@@ErdeAnAlle If your Apple is smoking I would suggest a bucket of water to submerge it in.
@@allangibson8494 thats why doctors use andriod
Fun little joke...
Fun little joke...
"Scooped his eye out with a spoon"
Fun little joke
Fun little joke
"Wanted HIV"
I feel bad I didn't answer so many questions that were posed so ask me again here and I'll do what I can.
Beef or chicken?
Having a nice day?
@@jonathanlee6626 Chicken
@@xxilysunxx Incredible. We just won the World Cup! Watched the cricket simultaneously with the longest ever men's final at Wimbledon, unfortunately Federer lost but what a match, and Lewis Hamilton won the British Grand Prix. This is the greatest Sunday of sport ever.
If you had to lose one organ which one would it be?
"Am I going to die."
The answer to that sadly, is no. You will unfortunately live forever and bare the fate of experiencing the infinity of time.
"thanking god or thanking me is basically the same"
"it's an easy mistake to make... if you are an idiot"
"Nothing initially looked that wrong , he was dead"
"this is not my field, stop asking me about balls"
I like your comedy. congratulation on the channel
GET OUT, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! IT’S TOO LATE! SAVE YOURSELF!!
I think you'd have to use the defibrillator on the horse part, because a centaur would need a horse heart to pump all the blood around
But the digestive system is, probably, in the horse part (I haven't seen a depiction of a centaur with an anus between the front legs), so it frees up a lot of space in the human part.
@@MrPaukann That's certainly true, however, since the human part still breathes, I think the chest will be mostly filled with the lungs, which also need to be larger to accommodate the horse body. This leaves little to no room for a larger heart, even taking into account the digestive system being moved. Though this more extreme distance between the heart and lungs could introduce all sorts of problems in itself
@@fribblip, yeah, I'm not a biologist at all, but isn't a heart almost always very close to lungs? So the heart would be where the lungs are.
I think the fact that a centaur has two separate rib cages makes it impossible to define its internal organs' layout. In reality it would probably have a much more slender human part with practically no major organs in it and no rib cage. Much like a giraffe, although it's neck is a significant proportion of its total volume, it doesn't have any major organs inside.
@@MrPaukann Probably yeah. Though that makes the transport of air from the throat to the lungs difficult. Maybe two separate hearts? Like really big lungs because the digestive system has moved to the horse part and then two hearts two pump all the blood around.
Probably it may have two hearts a large and small and 4 lungs for better efficiency.
Btw just for fun
But Brachiosaurus had two hearts owing to its length and height.
Aww, you didn't answer my question. Though to be fair, I didn't ask one.
ok here's my question
what the fuck
Are you really going to let him get away with that excuse? 😉
@@userPrehistoricman You forgot the question mark, pal.
You know someone is of superior intellect when they quote Tim Minchin in passing.
"If you are still watching... I can't understand you. Get help! But thank you" - Well, you're welcome! I enjoyed this video quite a lot and I think you should do more of them. You are a very likable person!
Accidentally just watched a 43min q&a video. Didn't even notice
i would have put help at the end.
Blood I am a big boi now I don't need help, this is a normal day
Instructions unclear: watched the entire video
I like how hes pretending to take a sip out of his camera lens
I saw that too! And then I thought maybe his cup looks like a camera lens?
www.amazon.co.uk/Wrcibor-24-105mm-Stainless-Transparent-350ml-Black/dp/B0711Y7VZ1/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=camera+lens+cap&qid=1563143778&s=gateway&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1
It's a real cup. Google it.
@@riffle7311 It was a secret santa gift from someone in my department, I really like it.
I have one of those. It’s neat
You always drop whatever you're doing to watch their videos?
"Doctor, we're losing him!"
"Hold on Tom Scott just uploaded a video about this neat place I didn't know about I have to watch it"
Plot twist:
The patient's heart rhythm spontaneously stabilizes and they sit up "Oh, worm? That channel slaps lmao"
This is the only 40+ minute video I could watch without getting bored
As a vet I am also intrigued as to how you would defibrillate a Centaur! Maybe a Centaur has two hearts and you would need to use two units in tandem? Domestic animals don't usually experience ventricular fibrillation or other shockable rhythms so maybe it is a trick question?
Would the two hearts stop simultaniously? I found one article describing a case of conjoined twins with two hearts, where only one heart had stopped, the defibrillation of one of the hearts didn't effect the second one. So, in the case of two-hearted centaur, the answer is "the one that had stopped".
@@MrPaukann Most horses are too busy being lame or getting colic to worry about heart conditions as well! Apparently they like to get aortic regurgitation, PDA, and atrial fibrillation (Turns out it's more common in horses than small animals, in which it is incredibly rare) Apparently AF is treated with quinidine and these days sometimes electrocardioversion for those refractory to treatment. Welcome to your subscription to 'HorseFacts', brought to you by a small animal clinician.
Cat Durrant But what if it isn’t a domestic Centaur but an untamed one?
Speaking of two hearts, how different from a human would it be to defibrillate a Time Lord in the scenario that both hearts go out at once?
My grandfather who used to be an EMT told me a similar thing (liquified body) from people who had been hit by a train...
yea, good talk we had.
Bit fucked up he told you that story when you were 3 years old though. Thanks granddad.
“If you’re still here for some insane reason”
I just want someone to talk to me while I eat my salad
26:00 *pharmacy student is proud and happy we finally getting acknowledged*
You are seriously funny. I learned a lot from this video, I'm taking it all at face value and I will be presenting everything you've said to my friends and loved ones as gospel.
Your CG hospital background is so realistic
/jk
the story of the liquified body and the sadly weird person (eyeball and tongue) was tough. Such experiences would have a lasting impact on me, I guess.
I think I saw on LiveLeak once this dude on a bike getting run over by a truck and his body literally exploded. Gruesome.
So, this was a real answer? I was about 40% certain that he was just fooling with us again...
I clicked on this video without realising it was 40 minutes long and it was over before I knew it! You are genuinely very entertaining, interesting, and funny! Keep up the great work :)
I’m watching this while being stuck in the loo with nuclear diarrhea. This has helped a lot.
Lol glad to be of service
your channel is the best thing that could have happened to my youtube subscrition feed in the 2018-2019
2:57 -- I half-expected, "I've got a long list Archie ... you're on it."
J Cortese I think this was my favourite part of the whole video 😂
8:37 Well, for one thing, this subscriber came from that video he made for Tom Scott!
And I'm so glad Tom gave him the opportunity, I really love this channel, and I never would have found it without that video.
Thank you for the time and effort you put into these videos. Even at 100k, you're still criminally underrated. I've enjoyed every video of yours that I've watched. Keep up the good work. :)
congrats on the 100,000 mark - you deserve every sub - and so much more. OMG I can't believe how talented you are - and how you find the time to do everything in your life - your professional life, challenging as it is - this amazing channel with awesome content - medically insightful & accurate (usually) ("please do not expect any useful information in this video") love the deadpan humour in all your content - *always* clever and funny - (and on top of that - having a personal life - being a dad) -
Thanks for the video. You asked why we would stick it out to the end? Humour, humility, knowledge, honesty, and no mistruths (humour excused). As with all your other vids. Please continue...
I found your channel 2 days ago and I am absolutely loving it. The interruptions during recording add a definite charm and really immerse me into listning what you got to say - feels very real.
We're going to need an example of said "beautiful" hand writing.
Congrats on 100k and thanks for talking up pharmacists, watching this on the train to graduate with my Mpharm degree
Congratulations!!
@@MedlifeCrisis thank you!
Thank you so much for atleast remotely adressing my question lol, you seem like an amazing doctor and I was curious as to what medical challenges or perhaps moments that have left you stumped. Congrats on the 100k !!!!!!
I watched it from beginning to end, I swear! Your mix of sarcasm and deep toughts is really pleasant to follow.
Love your videos and dry humour. Congrats on the silver plaque
This is greatest channel ever, I'm binging on every single one of your videos.
Congrats on the 100k. Found your channel yesterday and already watched every video you have. Love your humour and wit. You've inspired me to dig out my old human biology alevel textbook just to read through it and learn more in my spare time (if only I'd done that while in alevels 😂). Just wanted to say that you're a real life hero and I'm looking forward to the many more videos to come!
Real engineering is how I discovered your channel, and I will be eternally grateful to him for that collaboration. I am now slowly but surely getting through all of your videos. Thank you so much for such excellent content.
Congrats on 100k!
"can cell phones cause cancer?"
"yes.. if you smoked them"
roast to the smokers right there
I don't think you got the joke.
Liusila +
@@Liusila I think you might've missed the joke, might be wrong though
if all cells had a cell phone... yes
I am amazed how you are about as good improvising as you are doing scripted videos. Great stuff.
You have a fantastic dark humour. A type of gallows humour from those that experience life around death, and only truly appreciated by those who have known pain.
I think there's also a very British sarcasm here, much appreciated!
You deserve all of these subs, probably one of the funniest and best people talking about medicine on RUclips.
You're a good man, Doc. Thank you for what you do, on- and off-line.
With regard to your question in 42:41, other than laughing hysterically at your videos, I sometimes turn on your extra long videos (and your soothing voice) to drift off to sleep.
You are fantastic and I appreciate your humor and opinions. I discovered you while recently rewatching an older LegalEagle video where you explained a joke and you did a fantastic job. I am an old man with a terminal illness and I greatly respect your vocation and even more when you can find that healthy humor imbedded therein. I have just recently discovered your content and I am looking forward to many hour of viewing. Thank you for this opportunity to view from your side of the medical world and I appreciate it greatly. I wish good health, happiness and all the best to you and yours!
I love your channel so much, its great that you do this in you're limited free time. That MDMA death comment cracked me up as well.
34:30 of course, a medical AI would have perfect "handwriting"
I love how this immediately goes off the rails.
Delighted you have hit 100000, look forward to the million
Awesome video man. Very few content creators can make something this good.
Oh my Doctor! Thank you so much for answering my questions! ☺️☺️☺️☺️ Didn't know I was worthy enough for your attention.
You just made my Monday delightful. ☺️
Thank you for helping me believe in the goal of using medicine on RUclips for the benefit of others. Your success is an inspiration!
There's a good chance that your channel will grow way way beyond your expectations. You're a natural.
You're an absolute madman!
I love it.
Great video, thoroughly enjoyed it. Have a great rest of your day, and I hope you regain your will to live soon.
Rare genuinely interesting QnA.
The first one I've actually fully watched.
Good job!
Volodymyr Shcherbatenko Thank you
Your videos are amazing. I love the sarcastic remarks you make with a straight face. My type of humor. Keep educating!
I am still watching at the end because your voice is soothing and provides a good background of noise to the things I'm actually doing.
Thanks for the laughs! And for the one serious answer! Looking forward to your next videos!
The scrubs references was so subtle and appreciated!
Really enjoyed this video! To come up with such sharp and quality jokes, being probably as tired as he looked, is incredible!
"Our projected lifespan expectancy won't exceed 150 years."
-Medlife Crisis
DAMMIT
I heard 135 is a limet , cell replacement rate in heart ..also telemires...the shoe laces tips on dna..135 and they would be worn down to stubs.
Gary Mingy Wait and see.
@HOWARD BOYD if you look at who makes it to 100 they are short an compact.muscular...not big not heavyweight s not big bones..effecient , small ...
@@garymingy8671
Isn't that what regular lobster diners are for?
Your channel is one of my all-time favorite. it has this amazing mix of entertainment and knowledge that can be applied in real-life situations.
In short: "wishing you the best" is wishing ME the best! :-)
You are the cutest most dead pan british doctor I've seen on youtube. Keep up the good work!
Clearly among the best videos I have ever seen; both vastly entertaining and informative.
man that HIV guy really takes the cake even considering the gauged eye with cut tung guy
This is perfection.
"If you are still watching, get help" well I could but I'm going to watch the 200k subs one now. So maybe later?
Really loved the video, by the way! For someone who has spent so much time at the hospital and will be attending med school, your channel is a treasure!
You've passed a milestone... Did it hurt? Congratulations... very much like your content!
I apologize sincerely on the chance our ED video led to all the genitalia-based questions
As usual, incredible stuff Rohin! And congrats on your 100K - you're now a celebrity.
Merci mon ami!
@@MedlifeCrisis Avec plaisir! Merde!
I'm so glad to have found your channel. I love your accent. Keep up the great work!
This channel is pure gold
classic. ur a very smart fella, i like the way you integrate humor into your informative videos
u r*
Jorge C. M. Yee be*
Damn! This was the first time my comment was featured anywhere ever!
Thanks!
You’re literally the funniest person on the Internet
Hi, if you're reading this i would like you to know you are awesome, i found your channel recently and even though i know absoloutely nothing about medicine or health i really like your channel and think you approach your videos in a cool and laid back style that makes watching videos like this, 43 minute one actually fun, and not make me want to go do something else like most long videos do.
Came here to just say congrats and keep up good work 😊
Did the gay lad happen to have an ironic immunity to HIV? Maybe you could extract the cure?
@@SyntheticSeries Yeah if they have a specific mutation in gene CCR5 which codes for the co-transporter of CD4 carrying white blood cells which are used by some strains of HIV to get into those cells. You can still get HIV if you are so unfortunate that you get a different strain of HIV that doesn't use that cotransporter to get in.
Could he have been a troll?
@@SyntheticSeries Also sickle cell anemia
Loved this video. Can’t wait for 300k!
This was fun :) I'm really enjoying your channel. I always learn something new along with a few laughs.
"I always drop whatever I'm doing to watch their channels"...hopefully not during Surgery Medlife!
Found your channel from the Tom Scott video you did! Absolutely brilliant content, mate, your comedy and easy way of explaining things has really picked me up when I've been in really rough periods in my life.
Congrats on 100K!
Thanks for the awesome comment, hope all is well
Medlife Crisis it's been getting better day by day, thank you! Here's to the next 100K!
I see you're at 199,000 right now. Congrats. Keep 'em coming. 👍🏻
Thank you Dr. that was good, can't wait until you reach 200,000 subs.
Chubbyemu - agreed. Also appreciate your channel. Always look forward to vids from you both.