Drake of the 99 Dragons - Ep. 1: Started from the Bottom (Uncut)

Today, Drake is interrupted from his training by an infiltration of assassins from Tang Industries in the Penthouse of the 99 Dragons Clan! They've stolen an ancient artifact and it's up to Drake to track it down!
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[@nfoster9758]

Drake is so unbelievably dramatic in every little thing he does. I love it.

[@SevWildfang]

looking back on this, this is definitely where blizzard got Reaper Overwatch's reload animation from

[@XexalSeyer]

Think I'll go ahread and rewatch this this ol' classic, for the third time now I reckon

[@Phucketmcsucket]

After rewatching this, I just realised how absolutely bizarre Drake's master drugging him is. Usually when it comes to shit like that, they're drinking, smoking, etc. some drug or another so they have some kind of vision or some shit. Here on the other hand, his master just straight up roofied him and knocked him out to give him a tattoo because... I guess he thought tattoos require anesthesia or something?

[@MrRenix1990]

The guy on TV makes the same moves on loop while he's talking. I suppose the producers were in bankrupt when they made this game

[@tarransanders21]

I literally just realized this LP is just Drake's discography.

[@WorldsFattestRobot]

The more I look at this game, the more I realize that it looks like a terrible HD remastering of a N64 game.

[@suplexthetrain]

Alternate Titles:
Drake and the 99 Muscle Spasms
Drake and the not an Uncharted LP
Drake and Drake's Feelings and the 99 Dragons

[@WaddleDee105]

...and people think Ride to Hell is as bad as it gets...

[@Kozanik]

For all the game's badness, the actual art style (especially in the comic) is really appealing to me

[@Skeliana]

facts!!

[@EggBastion]

_John Woo's_ *_The Body Politic_*

[@Valdetiosi]

Dragon of the 99 Drakes.

[@rpgkingx3629]

Why does Drake always monologue cringily?

[@Shenaldrac]

This is such a better John Woo game than that one John Woo game by John Woo.

[@flamingcheese4650]

I showed my mom this video and she laughed and told me the "Chinese" characters on the wall of the kwoon don't mean anything.

[@BurtonRadons]

This game makes less sense and is animated worse than Xavier: Renegade Angel.

[@thatguy1145]

Oh god no. Don't do this to yourself chorps.

[@pkmn1260]

This is.....this is......this is.....CLEARLY THE BEST GAME EVER!

[@rpgkingx3629]

Now I just want to play it just to laugh at the crazy stuff that happens in this game!

[@jaygooese4242]

Oh dear

[@MrDumbRodent]

A Very Good Game

[@davidheimbecker]

NOT

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

5:00
The robot is bleeding.
Why?

[@rpgkingx3629]

Is the contract expired? I feel like I could make the exact game better than these people.

[@PsychoEditor]

WU-TANG WU-TANG WU-TANG WU-TANG WU-TANG WU-TANG WU-TANG WU-TANG WU-TANG

[@0verl0rdPr0duction5]

Stop lieing

[@stormyaimea7647]

This game is horrible with bad controls, bad camera, graphics are bad, story is laughable at best, your main protagonist is the dumbest assassin I have ever seen for a video game, bad animations, bad platforming, bad wall jumping, two worthless abilities, forgettable music, and glitches.

[@Lietuvis0000]

and terrible commentary :(

[@stormyaimea7647]

Arnas Giriūnas true.

[@d.t.simonbelmont]

And terrible voice acting.

[@rpgkingx3629]

The heck...whet?!??!