Most Comical Invasion Ever - How America Captured Guam Without Landing A Single Shot

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  • @the_fat_electrician
    @the_fat_electrician  5 месяцев назад +1304

    Thanks again to ridge for sponsoring the video

  • @sinister2376
    @sinister2376 5 месяцев назад +1521

    Being from Guam, it's always funny hearing this story. When I was in elementary school, there was an account from a Chamorro farmer. "We thought the Spaniards were cleaning out the cannons. We didn't even notice the change in government" 😂😂😂

    • @beardthebartender7644
      @beardthebartender7644 5 месяцев назад +75

      Bruh 😂

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 месяцев назад +99

      I heard something similar when I was there. Nice island by the way, if I had to pick one to retire to that might be it.

    • @davidr1676
      @davidr1676 5 месяцев назад +32

      I was a youngster there. Loved it. There was one McDonald's and not many other corporate chains except a Hilton and maybe the other couple large hotels, Baskin Robin's on base, and a shoe store in Agana. The Southern part of the island seemed Chamorro other than the large Naval base where ships were. Anderson Airbase was crazy busy and Naval and Marine planes would land at the International Airport. WW2 Japanese shore guns were still there and Japanese armor sitting in the tall razor grass areas. Talafofo Falls was accessible only by a hike and swimming through a large pool at the bottom of the river. So much of what I mentioned has changed since I was there. We still had a lot of birds, and the Filipino brown "rat snake" was just starting to spread and eat the birds which apparently led to birds wiped out and spiders became dominant in the brush. Missed that

    • @benjaminbodsford611
      @benjaminbodsford611 5 месяцев назад +6

      You miss spiders? F that!

    • @fiveforbiting
      @fiveforbiting 5 месяцев назад +28

      I thought I read "Churro farmer". I was very excited for a second.

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 5 месяцев назад +1066

    I love how the secretary of the Navy was just casually like "Oh and please pick up Guam while you're out."

    • @juliakarczewski8875
      @juliakarczewski8875 5 месяцев назад +71

      The geographic equivalent of a bottle of milk

    • @jeremysorejian
      @jeremysorejian 5 месяцев назад +53

      @@juliakarczewski8875did your dad leave to get a guam

    • @presidentmerkinmuffley6769
      @presidentmerkinmuffley6769 5 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@jeremysorejian No his dad didn't... if his dad went out and got a Guam, he wouldn't be so bitter.

    • @theawesomeoone6
      @theawesomeoone6 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@jeremysorejian damn that’s cold

    • @JRH0341walther
      @JRH0341walther Месяц назад +9

      Fun fact:The SecNav at the time wasn’t very active in office. He tended to leave matters to his assistant.
      But that assistant SecNav was VERY active. He’s the one that told Dewey to go kick ass.
      Of course that same Assisstant SecNav couldn’t go kick ass in Guam himself, because he was too busy waiting to kick ass in Cuba, himself.
      Ladies and Gentlemen, the OG Jingo, Assistant Secretary of the Navy, soon to be Rough Rider, Teddy Roosevelt!

  • @kyledrake9208
    @kyledrake9208 4 месяца назад +183

    Knew a guy from Guam in High school, one-liner machine. He told me that Guam was a Navy ship and I was like" Oh it's a small island" he was like no it's a ship. I finally understand!

  • @leekebot1802
    @leekebot1802 5 месяцев назад +906

    My Grandfather was born and raised in Guam. At JUST the right time for the Japanese to -ahem- visit. He was 6 years old when the death marches happened. He told me how they got walked around and around the island. Fall down? Stop? Welp. That was it for you. (Being vague for RUclips reasons) He already became an orphan at this point, so he didn't have a lot of motivation to go for a walk. Eventually he just fell, giving up on it. But before the soldiers could do anything, a man picked him up, threw him over his shoulder and walked the rest of the way with him. Afterwards, he was adopted by that man, then he grew up, and joined the US Army as soon as he came of age.
    This doesn't really have anything to do with anything. But it's rare I see Guam mentioned, uh, anywhere. And it makes me remember my Grandfather when I do see it mentioned. So yeah. Bit of story time there.

    • @nunya9555
      @nunya9555 5 месяцев назад +78

      Wow! Your story brought tears to my eyes. The part where your grandfather gave up and was picked up and then later adopted... That guy did the right thing at the perfect time. I am sure he knew then that he was going to end up adopting the boy. What a stand up hero of a man!

    • @JoyPeace-ej2uv
      @JoyPeace-ej2uv 5 месяцев назад +40

      Thank you for sharing. All history is connected. Thank you for reminding me of my grandparents. One of my grandfathers taught me to fix tube radios. When I joined the Army I signed up for a different school but that was where they sent me because they were having trouble getting people to graduate with high scores. Easy to get a high score when you already know how to do it lol. Thanks Grandad Robert.

    • @beaverboydilly
      @beaverboydilly 5 месяцев назад +26

      That was a great story. I was in Guam for 12 months total, and it's a beautiful island with phenomenal people. Hafa Adai .

    • @junkyarddog8277
      @junkyarddog8277 5 месяцев назад +14

      That is an amazing piece of history. Thank you for sharing his story. God bless.

    • @Liam_Patton
      @Liam_Patton 5 месяцев назад +11

      That's a very heartwarming story.

  • @RanmaYagami
    @RanmaYagami 5 месяцев назад +1469

    US: "Don't TOUCH the BOATS!"
    JP: "But we didn't! We just took Guam!"
    US: "That's the USS GUAM to you, even has a Captain! NO TOUCHY!"

    • @jedironin380
      @jedironin380 5 месяцев назад +93

      T-Shirt Idea! Picture of one (or a few) US ships and underneath in big letters, "NO TOUCHY!!" 🤣

    • @trygveplaustrum4634
      @trygveplaustrum4634 5 месяцев назад +37

      Somebody look up Senator Hank Johnson’s thoughts on Guam.

    • @treyhelms5282
      @treyhelms5282 5 месяцев назад

      @@trygveplaustrum4634 LOL, least intelligent congressman until AOC was elected.

    • @fapbiscuitindustries8712
      @fapbiscuitindustries8712 5 месяцев назад

      Except the USS Liberty. The Liberty doesn’t get any war in her honor

    • @bandgeekforlife406
      @bandgeekforlife406 4 месяца назад +12

      @@trygveplaustrum4634 Ahh, that's a classic :D Really speaks to the general intelligence of our political class.

  • @nunyabidness117
    @nunyabidness117 5 месяцев назад +120

    Remember tbis little gem:
    Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) is raising some eyebrows with a comment he made about the U.S. territory of Guam during a House Armed Services Committee hearing last Thursday.
    In a discussion regarding a planned military buildup on the Pacific island, Johnson expressed some concerns about the plans to Adm. Robert Willard, head of the U.S. Pacific fleet.
    "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize," Johnson said. Willard paused and replied, "We don't anticipate that."
    Yes, a U.S. Congressman in complete seriousness expressed concern to the Admiral of The Pacific Fleet during a congressional hearing that too much construction on Guam might cause it to tip over.

    • @clark2491
      @clark2491 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@海伯庵i watched the hearing. He was talking about the island. Nice try though

    • @williammitchell8247
      @williammitchell8247 2 месяца назад +6

      @@clark2491 Considering the island was called the USS Guam, for a period of time as noted in the video, I am sure the comment you responded to was simply referring to that with a sarcastic comment.

    • @jamesa7506
      @jamesa7506 Месяц назад +8

      Typical democrat.😢

    • @Gary-k2g
      @Gary-k2g 29 дней назад

      A dim bulb that is. Why i changed the spelling for democrat to Dimocrat ​@@jamesa7506

  • @GulfTheFox
    @GulfTheFox 5 месяцев назад +1041

    Having Cuban parents and living in South Florida the whole rant about Cuba is absolutely correct

    • @carloshenriquezimmer7543
      @carloshenriquezimmer7543 5 месяцев назад +33

      He mande one mistake, VIETNAM has not been comunonsense since 1988...

    • @ElizabethMcCormick-s2n
      @ElizabethMcCormick-s2n 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@carloshenriquezimmer7543 Like China!

    • @josephnolan6323
      @josephnolan6323 5 месяцев назад +13

      tell me about it dude, how many applications i have to pass over just cause of "bilingual required"

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@carloshenriquezimmer7543yeah but theres still some old heads wondering around really anal about it from what i hear 😂😂

    • @drdiabeetus4419
      @drdiabeetus4419 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@carloshenriquezimmer7543 technically speaking, N Korea isn’t communist either. They made their own original ideology that’s just a name change.

  • @jweav151
    @jweav151 5 месяцев назад +1574

    I will never get tired of a TFE anti-communism rant. Also, loving that they are becoming more and more aggressive.

    • @JintoLin
      @JintoLin 5 месяцев назад +94

      Always a fun time as it is never nonsensical and is always related to the current topic so get to dunk on communism and add to the history lesson

    • @grimmertwin2148
      @grimmertwin2148 5 месяцев назад

      Really? Why's half the country 5:22 voting for an ex pretend Putin-loving president claiming he'll be a dicktator too?
      Does he fancy Vlad with his shirt off in camo pants communist style?
      That's right Maga mushrooms Putin is the dicktator of a communist country lol
      Buh buh buh.
      Git yerselves idjicated. 4:07 5:14

    • @Splunkster
      @Splunkster 5 месяцев назад +15

      Tbh it was kinda annoying. I was just waiting for him to get to the actual point of the video instead of whining about communism.

    • @joey1071
      @joey1071 5 месяцев назад +15

      it started slow and know its a 2 minute rant of showing how much better the usa is than them

    • @travisadams4470
      @travisadams4470 5 месяцев назад +95

      @@Splunkster TBH you're annoying

  • @TalisRushlock
    @TalisRushlock 5 месяцев назад +358

    herrera book behind ron burgundy at 6:45 is stroke of pure editing perfection. good job.

    • @fatpad00
      @fatpad00 5 месяцев назад +4

      *Ron Burgundy
      Also, holy shit I didn't even notice that's hilarious

    • @Ibew649lineman
      @Ibew649lineman 5 месяцев назад +5

      I came to the comments immediately to see if I was nuts!
      Fabulous

    • @thenerdlored
      @thenerdlored 5 месяцев назад +9

      That and the Angry Cops getting booped on the Unsub podcast photo

    • @chuckfinnly4143
      @chuckfinnly4143 5 месяцев назад +2

      Missed that the first time

    • @jamesbales694
      @jamesbales694 5 месяцев назад +6

      Brandon Herrera is photoshopped into a picture frame in the background at 21:55 too

  • @nathanlbrooks5838
    @nathanlbrooks5838 5 месяцев назад +2338

    Brandon edited into the anchor man scene is fkn GOLD!

    • @collinchinn
      @collinchinn 5 месяцев назад +88

      came here to see if anyone else caught that lol

    • @RayTheMickey
      @RayTheMickey 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@collinchinn Me too!

    • @dootslayer6958
      @dootslayer6958 5 месяцев назад +19

      Me third

    • @mayersimchasandman9147
      @mayersimchasandman9147 5 месяцев назад +67

      @@collinchinn same, did you notice rich (angry cops) in the frame right next to brandon

    • @Titchbitties
      @Titchbitties 5 месяцев назад

      Noticed as I was watching but you beat me to it well done

  • @knote4958
    @knote4958 5 месяцев назад +415

    This whole story could be summed up with "Task Failed Successfully"

  • @Sky14318
    @Sky14318 5 месяцев назад +41

    Just gotta say: this was ONLY 4 DAYS AGO?!! I check this channel every damn day for a new video and it feels like fooooreeeever between them. They are THAT great, man.
    Now, I know that 1) you have a life and 2) it probably takes for-frigging-ever to adequately research, create, edit, etc. so I’m certainly not complaining. Just wanted to let you know that I’m always checking cuz I enjoy the content so much.
    Every kid needs you as a history teacher. Cuz somehow you make it informative, interesting and super fun all at once. Thanks!

    • @the_fat_electrician
      @the_fat_electrician  5 месяцев назад +8

      Thanks i appreciate it. Next video will be on my other channel the fat files in a few days about the CIA and art

  • @KamekazeKuban
    @KamekazeKuban 5 месяцев назад +356

    As a half Cuban, I’m glad you touched on modern history of Cuba as well, no matter how briefly. Love to see other people passionate about anti communist sentiments

    • @ketatafish
      @ketatafish 5 месяцев назад

      The Fat Electrician is one giant anti-communism sentiment. The only time he wouldn't piss on communism is if it was on fire.

    • @presidentmerkinmuffley6769
      @presidentmerkinmuffley6769 5 месяцев назад +22

      Smart people know who the oxygen thieves are.

    • @anareel4562
      @anareel4562 5 месяцев назад

      First off I'm Canadian, i do have a few friends from Cuba and by god are they the most gullible people I've ever met, always falling for scams and being taken advantage of. Almost as if turning your braing off and believing everything the government tells you is a bad thing😂😂

    • @Manco65
      @Manco65 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@presidentmerkinmuffley6769no shit my family has been fighting the red bastards off and on since 1919.

    • @presidentmerkinmuffley6769
      @presidentmerkinmuffley6769 5 месяцев назад

      @@Manco65 Too bad that if any fought European Theatre 41-45, they were actually fighting to help the Reds. Fighting socialists, to help commies..... No real surprise if you look into FDRs political leanings and desire for power.

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 5 месяцев назад +371

    Frank was living the American dream. He went from a lowly elevator technician to being anointed by a US Navy Captain as the God-King of Guam. Shame he couldn't follow through.

    • @Deadxman616
      @Deadxman616 5 месяцев назад +19

      Would you live in the ground or die reaching for the stars

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 месяцев назад +48

      The American equivalent of that time that Lichtenstein going to war with Italy only to bring back a friend.

    • @timbo9970
      @timbo9970 5 месяцев назад +14

      Frank tried his best god bless him

  • @kellytrimble7019
    @kellytrimble7019 5 месяцев назад +23

    I had a history teacher in 1979 that was a retired Marine Drill Sargent! He was in WW2, Korea & Nam. He was teaching 20th century American History & he was there! Still had a crew cut, brought a box of yardsticks in day one. Said you or your desk will get slap if you aren’t paying attention, talking, etc.. He broke most of those on desks , which sounded like a gun shot! 😂 I loved him! RIP Mr. Miller ❤

    • @jazflanagan8693
      @jazflanagan8693 2 месяца назад +1

      *Drill instructor.
      In the Marines, they're drill instructors.

    • @bryanknight1056
      @bryanknight1056 5 дней назад

      @@jazflanagan8693 no one cares my guy, only service members get pedantic over details like that. You know what they meant

  • @garrettgoss2691
    @garrettgoss2691 5 месяцев назад +495

    "Sorry for not returning the salute guys." "My brother in Christ we are at war with you." "😅 Please don't shoot us."

  • @daltonswanson755
    @daltonswanson755 5 месяцев назад +489

    Nic, bro, my man, you need to make your own history book called like "The history everyone forgot about". Your story telling abilities are outta this world I'd be the first to pre order it.

    • @mjk9388
      @mjk9388 5 месяцев назад +25

      I'd buy that book...or the audio book if it was narrated by Nic.

    • @tterryshenanigans1820
      @tterryshenanigans1820 5 месяцев назад +30

      Chubby electron is currently attending college so he can do just that. We're just getting a sick rough copy right now.

    • @slushyslushslushbruh
      @slushyslushslushbruh 5 месяцев назад +13

      @@mjk9388 I'd pay double for the audiobook.

    • @DetectiveLance
      @DetectiveLance 5 месяцев назад +2

      He's probably already doing that, he just doesn't know when to tell anyone

    • @allenferry9632
      @allenferry9632 5 месяцев назад +3

      They would be better as a podcast. It would be impossible to read it as well as he rants it. I love TFE but he's no Thomas Sowell

  • @GentlemanBystander
    @GentlemanBystander 3 месяца назад +17

    This should be made into a movie.
    Guamanian factions when American ship pulls up: "Wait...let's see what they've got to say first..."

  • @kuhnville3145
    @kuhnville3145 5 месяцев назад +5346

    My history teacher pretended like the Guam invasion was some horrible war crime infested shitshow... I laughed my ass off watching this
    P.S. I am completely certain of which invasion they were talking about. No, they weren't talking about the Japanese invasion.

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 5 месяцев назад +671

      War is painted as bad by modern historians no matter how little life was actually lost.

    • @DogeickBateman
      @DogeickBateman 5 месяцев назад

      The majority of "history teachers" these days are communists.

    • @kuhnville3145
      @kuhnville3145 5 месяцев назад +119

      @@chrisdufresne9359 true that

    • @sycsotic
      @sycsotic 5 месяцев назад +449

      To be fair the Japanese invasion of Guam was

    • @nicholasroach880
      @nicholasroach880 5 месяцев назад +70

      ​@@sycsotic Too true

  • @KPen3750
    @KPen3750 5 месяцев назад +281

    Also, fun fact, George Deweys flagship during this campaign, USS Olympia, IS STILL AROUND!! You can still go and visit her today and learn about her history during and post Spanish American War. She was also the ship that carried the remains of The Unknown Soldier home from France. She is in Philadelphia at the Independence Seaport Museum and she is WELL worth it! please get out and support that iconic piece of old americana

    • @poorwotan
      @poorwotan 5 месяцев назад +11

      Yes! Been there and it was a terrific museum ship visit!!!

    • @ForsakenLiye
      @ForsakenLiye 5 месяцев назад +7

      I’m gonna need to make a trip

    • @Whataboutbobby
      @Whataboutbobby 4 месяца назад +2

      Hey thanks for that heads up, Imma have to go there on my road trip.

  • @jonskowitz
    @jonskowitz 5 месяцев назад +28

    You missed that one of the coal bunkers shared a bulkhead with one of the magazines so a coal fire in that bunker (not an uncommon occurrence at that time) could easily have set off that magazine.

  • @christopherthompson5785
    @christopherthompson5785 5 месяцев назад +594

    So, while watching this one I realized something. We became a country by “messing” with England's boat that had tea on it and now we have a “no touchy” clause on our own boats. I love the irony of us having a “heeeeeyyyyyy. We’ve seen this before, because we did it. NO TOUCHY THE FLOATY FORTRESS!”

    • @mwalton9526
      @mwalton9526 5 месяцев назад +43

      Calling them floaty fortress is apt as old wooden war ships had two castles, fore and aft, that could be defended even if boarded.

    • @TKDFAITH
      @TKDFAITH 5 месяцев назад +19

      Honestly I has never thought of that until now. It is kinda like we know what can happen if you mess with the boats, we are smarter than Grandpa.😂

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 5 месяцев назад +19

      we didn't actually do anything to the boat, just took the cargo off the boat and dumped it into the sea

    • @yayeet1739
      @yayeet1739 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@delphy2478 that is still technically touching the boat

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit 5 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@yayeet1739Funny enough before this happened the cargo was supposed to be unloaded and they said no.
      So the real transgression was NOT touching the boat. When they finally did it was to remove the cargo...which is what the captain wanted to begin with

  • @BHuang92
    @BHuang92 5 месяцев назад +1641

    Americans: Surrender!
    Spanish: Holá!

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 5 месяцев назад +86

      History makes the best comedies. Feels like a case of dumb and dumber.

    • @sanscomic8929
      @sanscomic8929 5 месяцев назад +10

      Yes! XD

    • @oliviernaud4373
      @oliviernaud4373 5 месяцев назад +35

      I feel like we would get a similar outcome should the US decide to annex Canada, except with less fruit and more maple sirrup

    • @roddecker1900
      @roddecker1900 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@oliviernaud4373wtf; dam good idea. Try it again. LIKE REAL MAPLE SYRUP. DONT LIKE CUCKOO FAKE emporers 😅

    • @suran396
      @suran396 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@oliviernaud4373nah. We'd get an entire breakfast cereal .... the nuts, the fruits, and the flakes. Oh, and more syrup.

  • @TravisTondre
    @TravisTondre 4 месяца назад +24

    I love that “when America acquired Guam…. I mean the first time” 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasondubois3399
    @jasondubois3399 5 месяцев назад +276

    This reminds me of a WW2 movie called “What did You Do in the War, Daddy” where a bunch of American soldiers are sent to capture a town in Italy and they think it’s going to be a huge battle, but when they arrive, all the Italian soldiers are literally just day drinking and playing soccer. It’s actually a pretty fun movie.

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 5 месяцев назад +34

      And then they basically have to stage a conflict just to keep ACTUAL war out of the town

    • @danbuckley6584
      @danbuckley6584 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@spindash64 second part definitely sounds familiar 😂
      I'm gonna have to find it

    • @blueboy4244
      @blueboy4244 5 месяцев назад +1

      Dick Shawn and James Colburn

    • @jwdundon
      @jwdundon 5 месяцев назад +6

      Colonel Potter's best role.

    • @Whistor
      @Whistor 5 месяцев назад +7

      I hadn't thought of that one but I haven't seen it in decades. What I thought of was Peter Sellers "The Mouse that Roared," but your example is probably better.

  • @gregfromguam
    @gregfromguam 5 месяцев назад +186

    I'm half Chamoru and grew up on Guam. You pretty much nailed that whole story on the head. Capt. Leary was the dude who became the first naval governor of Guam. The typical part was he hated the place, even stayed on the USS Yosemite for 3 months rather than live ashore until the former Spanish governor's palace was repaired for him to live in. Effectively left his subordinate, Lt. Safford, in charge of administering the island from ashore. Thankfully, Safford was rather fond of Guam, even kept a diary of his year-long stay there that has since been published. Anywho, Si Yuus Maase(chamoru for 'thank you').

  • @jerryrobb1434
    @jerryrobb1434 5 месяцев назад +11

    I spoke to multiple African American coworkers who had NO IDEA who the Harlem Hellfighters were. Could you please make a video explaining who they were and just how badass they were as a unit?

  • @demonicangel31
    @demonicangel31 5 месяцев назад +638

    Captain: "blast Fortunate Son for the invasion!"
    *Yakety Sax starts playing*
    Captain: "... God damnit."

    • @LegateShepard
      @LegateShepard 5 месяцев назад +25

      11/10 comment. 👏

    • @ForrestGreen-bi9nj
      @ForrestGreen-bi9nj 5 месяцев назад +9

      😂

    • @Number2MemeFinder
      @Number2MemeFinder 5 месяцев назад +9

      OMG I can’t stop laughing

    • @kasper_429
      @kasper_429 5 месяцев назад +11

      TIL that the Benny Hill song has a name, lmao. I've just been calling it "the Benny Hill song" forever 🤣🤣🤣🤣. 🤷‍♂

    • @PimpinIncPro
      @PimpinIncPro 5 месяцев назад +6

      And here I thought it was the Spanish welcoming party playing the Benny Hill song in apology for not returning the cannon salute.

  • @CharlesS.-gw4gd
    @CharlesS.-gw4gd 5 месяцев назад +392

    Fun fact: my great great grandfather was on the Maine when it exploded and took the brass ball off of the top of the flag pole while the ship was sinking. We still have it

    • @distalradius8146
      @distalradius8146 5 месяцев назад +63

      Woah, thats one helluva historic family heirloom.

    • @ChadCarney-hu3du
      @ChadCarney-hu3du 5 месяцев назад +90

      Love how he's in the middle of a sinking ship, sees the brass ball on the sinking flag pole and goes "great time to grab a souvenir" 🤣

    • @Rick-k7m
      @Rick-k7m 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@ChadCarney-hu3duwhy do I can picture a British dude in this scenario saying "elloh elloh"

    • @JoyPeace-ej2uv
      @JoyPeace-ej2uv 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@ChadCarney-hu3du Talk about your brass ball.

    • @SherriLyle80s
      @SherriLyle80s 5 месяцев назад +16

      What an amazing story for your family. I hope you guys have documented his account so it doesn't get lost. ❤

  • @Hebdomad7
    @Hebdomad7 5 месяцев назад +10

    14:01 Even though he's been taken prisoner in the middle of an invasion... He not cowering in fear, he sees a sweat business opportunity to be done. There's are reason this guy is the best merchant on the island.

  • @thekitchengunsmith6435
    @thekitchengunsmith6435 5 месяцев назад +607

    well explain the Cuban situation. I'm Cuban born and raised. currently serving in the national guard in TN. If you want more insight about Cuba (still have my mom there) hit me up. Thanks again for destroying communism

    • @allenferry9632
      @allenferry9632 5 месяцев назад +44

      Let's go get mom.

    • @PJ_Perry
      @PJ_Perry 5 месяцев назад +27

      Go get ? We have a wide open border thanks to the dems ..mom can just come when she's ready 😂

    • @robertpopa2628
      @robertpopa2628 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@PJ_Perrywe have a wide open border, but cuba actually is the problem here

    • @rockhoundssharp3128
      @rockhoundssharp3128 5 месяцев назад +7

      Thank you for your service

    • @EndrChe
      @EndrChe 5 месяцев назад +13

      Okay, so the Cubanos I meet are effing tough and hardworking, but a VN colleague of mine says that Cubans still living there are basically impoverished into being so focused on, you know, eating and not dying, there’s no chance of challenging the current gov’t. Is that fairly accurate?

  • @jamiebaston7759
    @jamiebaston7759 5 месяцев назад +213

    Please do Lauri Allan Torni! Dude was one of the most interesting people of WWII: Fought for Finland in the winter war, then became a German officer in in Austria. After the war, he work on a cargo ship. As soon as the boat sailed into the Gulf of Mexico, he jumped overboard, swam miles to shore, then gained residency in the US as a political refugee. He then went on to join the 5th special forces group where he served 2 combat tours in vietnam, when his helicopter was shot down and he was killed.
    TLDR: dude hated communists so much he fought them in 3 different wars for 3 different countries.

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 5 месяцев назад +2

      Were he American, it'd be likely. TFE tries to focus on American history.

    • @phforNZ
      @phforNZ 5 месяцев назад +8

      American residency not American enough for you?

    • @Crazy_Broke_Asian
      @Crazy_Broke_Asian 5 месяцев назад +36

      @@chrisdufresne9359He was American. He enlisted in the US Army in 1954 and earned his American citizenship in 1957. He was just as American as you or I

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 5 месяцев назад

      @@Crazy_Broke_Asian His most well known actions were before he was American. WW2 was definitely over before 1954.

    • @Crazy_Broke_Asian
      @Crazy_Broke_Asian 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@chrisdufresne9359That’s a statement of opinion which has nothing to do with your original point

  • @jbeck66
    @jbeck66 5 месяцев назад +11

    Was NOT expecting the 'don't mess with our boats' angle at the end!!!!

  • @reidakted4416
    @reidakted4416 5 месяцев назад +82

    About arming rebels: "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." -Mark Twain

    • @KORTOKtheSTRONG
      @KORTOKtheSTRONG 5 месяцев назад +3

      "u dont want these bars" -mark twain

  • @bigmacdog4591
    @bigmacdog4591 5 месяцев назад +123

    "It's like putting bacon bits on bacon bits. Everyone loves it." That's a remeamerable quote.

    • @saureco
      @saureco 5 месяцев назад +5

      Merriam Webster: "Come with us, please. We need to have a word with you. A _real_ word with you..."

    • @fiveforbiting
      @fiveforbiting 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's gonna catch on. The lexicon shall be changed forever!

  • @brendannash1651
    @brendannash1651 5 месяцев назад +8

    Bonus points if the dad wallet has a smudge of white paint on it from a long ago project/work site

  • @papabonedaddy4116
    @papabonedaddy4116 5 месяцев назад +117

    “Take that not Spanish, Spanish Guam guy with you!”
    I loled so fvckin hard

    • @ratagris21
      @ratagris21 5 месяцев назад +2

      You mean take that Spain.

    • @carsonrush3352
      @carsonrush3352 5 месяцев назад +3

      In my mind, I'm picturing a scene very similar to "hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home? You're excused."

  • @chainsawsubtlety9828
    @chainsawsubtlety9828 5 месяцев назад +161

    We're just lucky that Guam has never flipped over.
    (Rep. Hank Johnson, D-Ga)

    • @dstrbd223
      @dstrbd223 5 месяцев назад +24

      Looking through the comments, cause I knew someone HAD to mention this! Lol

    • @chainsawsubtlety9828
      @chainsawsubtlety9828 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@dstrbd223 Some things are just too stupid to be ignored.

    • @migueldelmazo5244
      @migueldelmazo5244 5 месяцев назад +33

      We, uh, feel that the likelihood of that is low.
      --the poor admiral who had to try not to laugh his ass off answering Rep. Johnson's moronic questions.

    • @revgurley
      @revgurley 5 месяцев назад +4

      Just about to say that!

    • @chainsawsubtlety9828
      @chainsawsubtlety9828 5 месяцев назад +9

      Fun Fact: YT won't let you say "h8-red for Communism", unless you spell it weird.

  • @scottb4029
    @scottb4029 5 месяцев назад +7

    Hey buddy , the last surviving Navajo wind talker passed away today. I think it would be a fitting tribute to these incredibly courageous soldiers if you did a feature on their missions in WWII , not to mention interesting as hell. Thank you, soldier on. Scott B. USAF 1988-91 8th AF Carswell AFB TX

  • @Crazy_Broke_Asian
    @Crazy_Broke_Asian 5 месяцев назад +57

    This is the first TFE video I’ve watched where I’ve audibly said to myself “theres no way that fucking happened” multiple times and it’s a video about a “battle” where nobody died. Amazing stuff

  • @usonumabeach300
    @usonumabeach300 5 месяцев назад +54

    When I was in college at UWF, A notoriously progressive university, I took a dictatorship course as an elective because I love history. The class was about mostly Hitler and Stalin, but Castro was a close third. The professor was a Cuban emigre who escaped Castro's regime, Dr Cuzan, who was the department head of political science at the university, and a staunch anti communist. Most dictators from the 20th century were communists.
    PS My final presentation was on Ho Chi Minh. Anyone who says we didn't belong in Vietnam is a fool or liar. Our politicians are why South Vietnam was failed.

    • @todydn
      @todydn 5 месяцев назад +5

      My pops fought in nam he was a marine if i ever feel like i dont matter i just think i couldve never existed i was born in 94 my pops was wounded and only made it out due to a pilot flying against orders to evac that pilot recieved the moh. Upon returning my dad got the standard shit treatment. The knowledge of that has made me a hardline patriot i dont subscribe to political ideologies but im inately aware of the evils of communism

    • @justincase5583
      @justincase5583 2 месяца назад

      UWF=University of West Florida??

  • @foxw875
    @foxw875 5 месяцев назад +5

    I'm so glad that the majority of my favorite creators are buddies. Fat Electrician, HLC, Donut, etc

  • @gimmeaford9454
    @gimmeaford9454 5 месяцев назад +74

    I was stationed at Andersen AFB on Guam and loved every day I was there. Luckily it never tipped over while I was there.

    • @sgabig
      @sgabig 4 месяца назад

      #FootNoteAJoke wrt to Guam tipping over 🏊🏝 ruclips.net/video/cesSRfXqS1Q/видео.html

    • @Kevin-ti3rz
      @Kevin-ti3rz 4 месяца назад +1

      That's what my comment was about . Wonder how many know what I am talking about

  • @marktisdale7935
    @marktisdale7935 5 месяцев назад +67

    "I need my drinking hat, it's Friday." Probably the funniest way to ever end a video

  • @giggela2659
    @giggela2659 5 месяцев назад +3

    First and foremost thank you for your service brother and second your channel is absolutely my favorite hands down thank you for all the work you put into your videos you rock sir

  • @Zeke671UP
    @Zeke671UP 5 месяцев назад +49

    Even though I wasn’t born in Guam, my family is from there and I try to learn my family’s culture as much as I can. Thank you so much for helping more people learn about Guam!

    • @travismayes4547
      @travismayes4547 5 месяцев назад +4

      Guam is beautiful. The ppl, food, and beaches are the absolute best. I moved to guam almost a year ago.

  • @AdamBeccue-qx2ib
    @AdamBeccue-qx2ib 5 месяцев назад +70

    Ron Burgandy having a picture of Brandon’s perfect hair sitting on his desk is pure comic genius!!! I actually blew beer out of my nose when I saw it!

  • @jasonkonoski773
    @jasonkonoski773 4 месяца назад +5

    The Brandon Herrera Easter eggs are hilarious!!!! I've found him in two videos so far.... the things you notice when you're high asf!!

  • @ArgentCosmonaut
    @ArgentCosmonaut 5 месяцев назад +132

    6:40 Whoever edited in Herrera's face into that Anchorman clip is a legend.

    • @talon8911
      @talon8911 5 месяцев назад +12

      AngryCop's in that frame too, lol. The black and white pic! 😂

    • @corbettblackman6322
      @corbettblackman6322 5 месяцев назад +7

      Same at 21:57😂

  • @shanday009
    @shanday009 5 месяцев назад +52

    Coming from Guam, I laughed until I cried. This was the best turnover story rendering I've ever heard. Thanks!!!

  • @bigezdrums62
    @bigezdrums62 4 месяца назад +1

    Dude, you are a gifted story teller! I've learned more from you on history than in my entire educational journey. Thank you.

  • @MK-hh5gm
    @MK-hh5gm 5 месяцев назад +158

    The Brandon and Rich photoshop just warms the heart

  • @Warlover1015
    @Warlover1015 5 месяцев назад +142

    The journey of 2nd Russian Pacific Squadron from the Baltic to their end at the Battle of Tsushima is probably one of the funniest historical military stories.

    • @scooterdescooter4018
      @scooterdescooter4018 5 месяцев назад +26

      "Do you see torpedo boats?"

    • @danielseelye6005
      @danielseelye6005 5 месяцев назад +25

      "Fire Everything!"
      *Sky starts raining binoculars and epithets.*

    • @bustedcogitator8954
      @bustedcogitator8954 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@scooterdescooter4018dang beat me to it 😂

    • @nikolaideianov5092
      @nikolaideianov5092 5 месяцев назад +16

      kamchatka:"Im under attack by japanese torpedo boats and sinking help"
      "Arent we off the coast of denmark ?
      And there arent any other boats here"
      The kamchatka infact wasnt under attack or sinking

    • @albusvoltavern4500
      @albusvoltavern4500 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@nikolaideianov5092Russian officer: what do you have there
      *kamchatka after firing on three different fishing boats of major powers: …a smoothie

  • @Ryang-yh2mt
    @Ryang-yh2mt 5 месяцев назад +3

    As someone born in the least populated County in wyoming, I'm not surprised there's more refugees then we have people

  • @MrDrew1
    @MrDrew1 5 месяцев назад +71

    The USS Guam. No wonder Hank Johnson thought Guam was going to flip over into the ocean. 😂

    • @tacocin
      @tacocin 5 месяцев назад +3

      Classic! 😆😆😆

  • @mr.funkalicioussplendiferous
    @mr.funkalicioussplendiferous 5 месяцев назад +45

    When I was in the Navy, we were told that it was actually a boiler being over pressurized that caused the explosion. Not sure how true this is, but it was what the Navy taught us.

    • @Rocketsong
      @Rocketsong 4 месяца назад +3

      The current (most accepted) theory is that it was a coal dust explosion, which then triggered black powder 6" magazine.

    • @mr.funkalicioussplendiferous
      @mr.funkalicioussplendiferous 4 месяца назад +3

      @Rocketsong I could care less what the theories are, I was merely stating what I was taught in the Navy in the 1990's. Like I said, I am not sure what the truth is, as no one can be, but it is what the Navy taught us. I was not commenting on the actual cause, just merely sharing an interesting fact.

  • @armoredcoreexile
    @armoredcoreexile 4 месяца назад +4

    I'm gonna need to hear about Sgt. Stubby. The dog that saluted its way into service during world War 1.

  • @justguy-4630
    @justguy-4630 5 месяцев назад +133

    It's rare that I get to catch TFE's upload on time.

  • @Glitch66650
    @Glitch66650 5 месяцев назад +44

    I got sent to Guam for 6 months on a guard rotation, some of the most beautiful beaches I've ever seen.

    • @FirelordVic
      @FirelordVic 5 месяцев назад +1

      Love the beaches on my island, but if you ever come back, go check out our sister islands in the CNMI and your jaw will fucking drop.

  • @Ragduff598
    @Ragduff598 Месяц назад +2

    5:48 dude arguing with the comment section through himself is pure gold

  • @CynicalHistorian
    @CynicalHistorian 5 месяцев назад +35

    If you think that's an overly easy invasion, you should see that time we accidentally conquered California in 1842. Yes, I said accidentally. Commodore Ap Catsby thought the US had declared war on Mexico (because Mexico was also invading the rebellious Alta California, under General Micheltorena, to put down Alvarado's lone Star republic whose flag predated Texas's), and so he just parked the Pacific fleet in Monterey and they surrendered. Best part was, Micheltorena heard about the American commodore up in Monterey, he fled into the interior and lost his guns in a rainstorm. The US government did pay Mexico for those lost arms, but they're still somewhere in the Santa Barbara/San Luis Obispo hinterlands. So not only did we get to absolutely humiliate Mexico, but we got some buried treasure outta the deal. How's that for a hilarious tale?

  • @johnathanjarrett63
    @johnathanjarrett63 5 месяцев назад +81

    Fat Electrician: Imagine you woke up tomorrow, and the entire Government was gone.
    Me: Don't threaten me with a good time!!

  • @miketodd726
    @miketodd726 15 дней назад

    I drive people for a living. I have your vids playing on every trip. 100% of my passengers (including myself) fkn love and agree with you. Keep up the outstanding job!!!!!

  • @rhawkas2637
    @rhawkas2637 5 месяцев назад +32

    That letter at 13:30 is hilarious. XD
    “Listen,
    I don't have time for this. Just surrender so we can call it a day and move on. We have your boys, and I have more men. We already wasted enough ammo “saluting”, so let's help each other on the violence. Dope? Dope. Come onboard and let's settle this.
    Thanks,
    Captain Henry Glass
    US Navy”

  • @eagleyes121290
    @eagleyes121290 5 месяцев назад +532

    That was one of the funniest history lessons I ever seen

    • @thomasohanlon1060
      @thomasohanlon1060 5 месяцев назад +6

      Goes to show real life is more often far fetched and ridiculous than anything that Hollywood could come up with.
      Great video, by the way , sir.

    • @gameover-fr7sr
      @gameover-fr7sr 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@thomasohanlon1060 og boy that's so true😂

  • @Theuncleanassassin
    @Theuncleanassassin Месяц назад +3

    “Getting told by some communist college student with skittle colored hair about how great it is in Cuba.” That is probably the best comment I have heard from anybody on RUclips in the last five years! 🥇USA GOLD CUP CHAMPIONSHIP!🏆

  • @PaladinShagi
    @PaladinShagi 5 месяцев назад +19

    i genuenly love how Mr.electrician is a better war history teacher than the ones that got paid in public school like seriously I've learned more from him then all of middle/highschool its self

  • @CJ-jo6do
    @CJ-jo6do 5 месяцев назад +44

    Sounds like a "McHale's Navy" version of a island invasion, we need a military spoof comedy movie version of this!😅

    • @homeonegreen9
      @homeonegreen9 5 месяцев назад +1

      Pretty sure there is an episode (or two) where it happens.

  • @michealcrowe3425
    @michealcrowe3425 5 месяцев назад +1

    I don’t know if any one else caught all the little extras you threw into the video angry electrode man, but I did and all of them made me pause and have a good chuckle

  • @wildlifephotogmedia
    @wildlifephotogmedia 5 месяцев назад +12

    It continually amazes me how these stories slipped under the radar. Thank you for always bringing them to light!

  • @aristojose5754
    @aristojose5754 5 месяцев назад +21

    Im a filipino and I called Guam my home for a decade so this was close to my heart thanks for another good video

    • @nachoaveragebear6979
      @nachoaveragebear6979 5 месяцев назад +2

      Hey a fellow guam based fat electrician fan! Kamusta bro!

    • @aristojose5754
      @aristojose5754 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@nachoaveragebear6979 mabuti naman. Hafa adai

  • @XAirForcedotcom
    @XAirForcedotcom День назад

    I worked with people from Guam in the Air Force multiple times and they are literally the nicest group of people I have known as a whole

    • @XAirForcedotcom
      @XAirForcedotcom День назад

      I was already telling you a story about running for president, but what I didn’t mention in the other story as I was being attacked with energy weapons for nine months. I went to Hill, Air Force Base to turn in the physical data that I captured as an electronics technician. They wouldn’t do anything with the data and instead laughed at me for running as an independent candidate. The one person that stepped in to settle the situation was a retired army E7 who was from Guam, and now he was working as security. I have a lot of respect for Guam and the people there.

    • @XAirForcedotcom
      @XAirForcedotcom День назад

      David Quintanilla and Lucy Callahan were the other two people from Guam that knew me in the Air Force and they were both very nice and hospitable and so were their families

  • @Bucky-ne3jn
    @Bucky-ne3jn 5 месяцев назад +26

    Fun fact about Cuba that at the fall of Batista regime it had the same GDP as Italy. When Castro passed away it had the same as Sudan’s GDP.

    • @JohnLee-jk5ew
      @JohnLee-jk5ew 5 месяцев назад +4

      It was Vegas before Vegas

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 месяцев назад

      Commies are notorious for mismanagement… and famines… and genocides… and gulags… and executing dissidents

  • @lostcreek7551
    @lostcreek7551 5 месяцев назад +75

    I think in Cuba. The egg allotment per person. Is 3 eggs a month. Knowing that, how long would it take. To make a lemon meringue pie?
    A. 6 months
    B. There’s no cook books
    C. The eggs go bad
    D. All the above

    • @TKainZero
      @TKainZero 5 месяцев назад +7

      ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!
      I just ate a 3 egg/steak omelet for a midnight snack!

    • @JoyPeace-ej2uv
      @JoyPeace-ej2uv 5 месяцев назад +7

      One day if all the neighbors get together. Remember the story of stone soup?

    • @ZombiePotatoSalad
      @ZombiePotatoSalad 5 месяцев назад

      @@JoyPeace-ej2uv I learned that song in elementary school. "Please don't be alarmed, we mean you no harm. It's just that we're hungry and worn. What we need is a bed, some meat and some bread. We'll be up and away by morn."

    • @45CaliberCure
      @45CaliberCure 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@JoyPeace-ej2uv "Soup from a stone, my, my". Loved that story as a kid.

  • @FritzOettinger
    @FritzOettinger 2 месяца назад

    Been binging your content for the last few days. I was a fan of your shorts before and now love watching the long form content with my 7 month old son so he can learn about all these guys. I just hope he doesn’t end up talking like you 😂😂😂😂.
    Thank you for your great work!

  • @daylgo3239
    @daylgo3239 5 месяцев назад +29

    Its not a Fat Electrician video without a rant about communism and I love that

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 5 месяцев назад +60

    LoL, Fat Electrician I'll not forget that comparison because it's. My old dang wallet was 2" thick.
    "Walking around with a Gutenberg Bible on his back pocket".🤣😂

    • @betholschowka8865
      @betholschowka8865 5 месяцев назад

      I'm a woman, and my tri-fold wallet is at least 2" thick. I do not carry a purse (at least wallets are hands-free). I curse the asshat who came up with "girl pockets".

  • @lifeofupendi
    @lifeofupendi 2 месяца назад

    Dude your videos are magic, please never stop being you and give us all the videos you can.

  • @willdenoble1898
    @willdenoble1898 5 месяцев назад +15

    I just had me of the shittiest NOC shifts at the hospital and you have no idea how much just seeing this made my day.

  • @Ralinos
    @Ralinos 5 месяцев назад +43

    4:29 Spain was imperialist at the time also, so technically the plaque covers 2/3 of the possibilities! 😅😅

  • @markkubich1779
    @markkubich1779 5 месяцев назад

    I have been a history buff for over 50 years and I have two tell you this is THE BEST history lesson l ever seen, any one who thinks history is dull just never seen this, most entertaining!! I love it!!

  • @duanebrimhall2556
    @duanebrimhall2556 5 месяцев назад +27

    Completely unrelated to this vid. But I found this and thought of you for making a shirt about it:
    "Jiu-jitsu is a martial art known among practitioners as the gentle art of folding clothes while someone is still wearing them."

  • @superwhine
    @superwhine 5 месяцев назад +17

    Great stuff
    But I'm telling you man, you NEED to cover "pappy" boyington, he ran a squadron of marine aviators in the pacific and over 13 weeks they shot down a confirmed 97 aircraft. Pappy was shot down and spent 20 months in a Japanese p.o.w. camp.
    Really interesting story

  • @godofhalloween313
    @godofhalloween313 5 месяцев назад +2

    If I may make a recommendation; the 24th Infantry Division faced some crazy things during The Pacific campaign. My Great Uncle Walker was a part of the division, and I am in possession of many of his war items, including many citations. Please message me if you want to expand on it, or even just chat. He was a men of men. Fought for 5 days straight without letup and while wounded; also fought in a monsoon where enemies would jump out of pillboxes 3 feet away in waist high grass -- crouched with grenades and swords.
    Left cover on many occasions to lay down suppressive machine gun fire. Watched his CO killed in their first engagement -- was the first to die. There's so much he saw that and I want to get he and his companies story out there!

    • @Hakar17
      @Hakar17 4 месяца назад

      Your uncle is a G dude you should be proud

  • @jaegerbomb269
    @jaegerbomb269 5 месяцев назад +191

    Guam is underrated.

    • @Ghostofachance-iw8pr
      @Ghostofachance-iw8pr 5 месяцев назад +10

      My Dad (Marine Corps) was stationed there in 48.
      I was maybe 2
      I remember Dad bringing home lizards to eat the insects and my mom being horrified.
      During a typhoon they put me in a closet w a book and a bare light bulb while my parents played cards and drank with neighbors till the MC sent a rescue vehicle.

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 5 месяцев назад +5

      Have a friend from Guam

    • @davidragan9233
      @davidragan9233 5 месяцев назад +7

      Born WAAAAAAY back in 1971, in Agana Heights US Guam.

    • @TheAnnoyingBoss
      @TheAnnoyingBoss 5 месяцев назад

      My buddy told me it was full of trannies. Perhaps the reminents of liberal brainwashing happened there. Or perhaps, people went there from thailand

    • @Gregg52680
      @Gregg52680 5 месяцев назад +4

      I got a bunch of friends from there most born on bases

  • @TheDoctorFromArknights
    @TheDoctorFromArknights 5 месяцев назад +27

    Fun Fact about Emillio Aguinaldo: *_He is the same person to order the execution of two national heroes._*
    The First being Andres Bonifacio "Father of The Revolution" and one of the Founding members of the Katipunan (KKK), he was arrested under the orders of Aguinaldo and executed after a trial.
    The Second being General Antonio Luna, one of the ONLY MILITARY FIGURES to stump american forces and generals for his tactics, he was later assassinated by soldiers getting shot after being called back, all under orders of Aguinaldo.
    30 wounds later, his last words were "Cowards! Assassins"
    So not only did Aguinaldo kill two national heroes, *_he fucked up both times in trying to liberate his own country BY SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE FOOT_*

  • @Joshua-qk7ez
    @Joshua-qk7ez 4 месяца назад +2

    I love it that your videos probably make more people join the military then the actual US military ads.

  • @shenn.annagins7176
    @shenn.annagins7176 5 месяцев назад +52

    To be entirely fair, everywhere has more people than the state of Wyoming. Wyoming even has more animals per square mile than people.

    • @leecarlson9713
      @leecarlson9713 5 месяцев назад +7

      And those of us who have lived/are living in Wyoming love that fact!

    • @Googleistheantichrist
      @Googleistheantichrist 5 месяцев назад +1

      I really want to retire in Wyoming and I absolutely positively swear to vote Republican

    • @a.j.vantassell2785
      @a.j.vantassell2785 5 месяцев назад +2

      Note to self: move to Wyoming.

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@a.j.vantassell2785 Wait! If you do that, Wyoming will have more people than it has people!

    • @a.j.vantassell2785
      @a.j.vantassell2785 5 месяцев назад

      @@sethb3090 And?

  • @AceIndiana
    @AceIndiana 5 месяцев назад +19

    Seeing Brandon’s face in the background for the anchor scene made my day

    • @bobbybell8713
      @bobbybell8713 5 месяцев назад

      saw Brian but missed angry cop Good eyes!

  • @SlamdalfTheGrey
    @SlamdalfTheGrey 26 дней назад +3

    6:41 lol Brandon in the background pic 😂

    • @sagenbabin8786
      @sagenbabin8786 22 дня назад

      I saw it two and was just abt to make a comment on that 😂😂😂

  • @anlydaly5726
    @anlydaly5726 5 месяцев назад +6

    I love the stories of "Bloodless Wars/Battles" they're always the kinds of stories that put a smile on my face.
    Thank you 😊

  • @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro
    @CindyJoGorman-bt9ro 5 месяцев назад +8

    1. I Love your Rants! 2. I Love your Commercials and 3, No One, but No One, tells History as Well as You! Thank you!💚💚💚❤️❤️❤️

  • @richardtreat7955
    @richardtreat7955 5 месяцев назад +3

    Guam is the only place I know, that you can scuba dive and actually touch a sunk ship from WW1, and WW2 at the same time.

  • @BinkSayres
    @BinkSayres 5 месяцев назад +24

    See, that's why Guam was taken back so hard and fast. Because it was effectively a Naval vessel. And like always..."Ya don't fuck with America's Boats."

    • @yungdevi
      @yungdevi 5 месяцев назад +1

      Unless you’re Israel

  • @Autisticrambler17
    @Autisticrambler17 5 месяцев назад +57

    Nic's regular protagonists: hold my beer
    Today's protagonists: get the beer, Frank!

  • @George-ux6zz
    @George-ux6zz 5 месяцев назад +2

    Teddy Roosevelt made the Tampa hotel his HQ during the Spanish-American war. It's now Tampa University right on the Hillsborough River and across the river from downtown Tampa. So in every parade in Tampa you see some Roughriders are always in the parade, including the Gasparilla festival.

  • @glenjones9758
    @glenjones9758 5 месяцев назад +30

    Hank Johnson is still worried that Guam may tip over.

    • @BigDave423
      @BigDave423 5 месяцев назад +2

      For those who don't understand this hysterical reference... 😂
      ruclips.net/video/cesSRfXqS1Q/видео.htmlsi=og9XbIg1Hlj-boRS

    • @fatpad00
      @fatpad00 5 месяцев назад +3

      Literally one of the stupidest things I have ever seen a politician say.
      It was physically painful

    • @jesterj8526
      @jesterj8526 5 месяцев назад

      Oh crap that was him I remember that video when I was in early highschool and didn’t know shit about the world he though we were living in a Final Fantasy island

  • @michaelyoung7261
    @michaelyoung7261 5 месяцев назад +18

    USS Guam, the one navy “vessel” that is permanently attached to its home port.

  • @ace9566061
    @ace9566061 4 месяца назад

    I don't know how I haven't found your channel sooner! After the first video I watched you got my sub and notifications! I watched probably 6 hrs of your videos in one day, never a dull moment! Thank you for the amazing content! Keep it up!