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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- PLEASE DON'T SKIP TO 16:59.
You're here to sleep, right? Take your time! Enjoy yourself. Close your eyes and go to sleep! This ASMR video has whispering, tapping, mouth sounds and so many more for tingles + sleep! I hope you enjoy!
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This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***
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Jojo: "Did you skip to 16:59 immediately"
Me: *uh no I skipped to **16:58**, entirely different*
Yes I should have done that
@Alp İsa Göltaşı you're
LMAO 🤣
Same
I skipped to 16:57
this man is genius. the reason he put 16 minutes 59 seconds EXACTLY is because 1659 is the year the first shrek movie came out. so subtle, but I appreciate a true fan when I see one :)
Damn
@@rivertus no it wasnt
@@sorryikeepchangingmychanne6599 it was a joke
@@rivertus 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
@@rivertus Shrek the Dreamworks movie came out in 2001 but Shrek the original Pixar movie did indeed come out in 1659.
*skips to **16:59**:*
*doesn’t fall asleep*
“Reality is often disappointing”
my disappointment is immeasurable and my sleep schedule is ruined
Skip to 17:00 That might work
Lol
@@kayser353 now say its a joke
@@kayser353 I think they know that bud
Timestamps:
0:00 - Triggers
16:59 - Triggered
19:20 - Triggers
Underrated comment
@@loonymoonlight17 fr fr
@@loonymoonlight17I agree, fellow sir
Very underrated 😊
True
timestamps
00:00 intro
2:43 = pink brushes
6:32 = sponge
10:36 = blue tassels
12:36 = styrofoam
16:06 = hand and mouth sounds
17:00 - 28:29 = i don't know, i slept
Thanks bro 😉
Understandable. Have a great day ✌️
lmao
Honestly it’s good you wrote "I don’t know, I slept" because what comes after is... well quite green
Didn’t fall asleep lmao
When you fall asleep before 16:59 “Mission failed, successfully”
Seems like a phantom forces reference. Heh
@@vvertigo719 ahh I haven't played pf in a while that game is fun
@@forg8595 Actually better than some aaa fps games
I can agree with that
@@vvertigo719 how
Jojo: "Did you skip the video to 16min?"
Me: * Thanos voice * Impossible
Underrated comment
HAHAHA
When you skip to 17:00 haha ain’t nobody catching me lackin
@@theceninja4813 Yeah i did that
Law
omg its 16:57 minutes i just cant wait to fall alseejjjjjjkh6ytttttttttt5tttttttttttttttt5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5tt
lol I get it
Genious 😂
perfect
Uhh bro it's asleep not alseejjjjjjkh6ytttttttttt5ttttttttttttttt5t5t55t5555t5t5t5t5tt5t6y555t5t565
Lol
Me:*skips to 16:59*
Jojo:”did you ski-
Me : *rewinds video to beginning*
Ahahah oh my god dude you are a funny one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Def not sarcasm
Hehe
Good coment!:D
i just did that and go see am i only one who did that
@@cilee1087 no your not I am here for u
Jojo: “Did you skip threw 16:59?”
Me: “ yesn’t”
Lol
Good humor
@AUNI QAISARA BINTI NASARUDDIN Moe same😍
@@1luvvxs ever heard of yukiyukite
@@lemonduck4378 yeah, this is just for fun lmao
now I'm scared to press on the time stamps because of jokes like
"Me: skipping to 16:59
Also me: See? Nothing happen-
*falls into coma* "
Lol
*time code*
@Potato Tornado bruh r u OK?
@Potato Tornado idk u clicked on the time stamp, so gotta be sure everything is fine
You got comA
But I dead
My ghosy typing message 😂
The first ASMR video I watched. Thank you Jojo for introducing me to ASMR!
That's rare
spiderman asmr on tictoc
tictok
Sure was goofy at 16:59
me falling asleep before 16:59 and waking up at 21:33 seeing shrek on the screen:
I think we skipped a few steps
Lmao
Lol
LMAO That's freaking awesome 😂😂
And then you hear: Shreck is love, shreck is live
No literally
“I’ll just skip to it so I won’t fall asleep in the meantime”
**skips**
“See? Didn’t fall asle-“
**falls into a coma**
Sup 22 min ago
@@luhsxsa Sup 1 hour ago
@@Puwunda Sup 2 hours ago
@@lucasolivo2785 sup 2 minutes ago
@@kcoolgamer189 sup 2 minutes ago
Him: “did you skip to 16:59”
Me: *instant panicking* n-no I d-didn’t
Lol
n o
Yes, yes I did
When i saw that I looked at my friend whispered "oh no" lol
I did actually lol
the fact that i watched this asmr to sleep, and i come back at it on 17:01 is crazy!!
This entire concept relies on us being impatient... that’s called knowing your audience, smart man right there
I mean Im pretty sure that is just knowing the entirety of humanity not just his audience
Exactly.
It's called knowing humans
Me who didnt skipped instead i put the video X2 and got rid of my headphones for a less enjoyable time
My goals and mentality go bEyound your UNDERSTANDINGS
@@zamas8141 you are a madlad
The guy who fell asleep at 17:00: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined."
May I just say that you have a really cool pfp
Lol
@@Ender-wd1lk Thanks, I made it myself.
Just remember don't trust anyone
@@Ender-wd1lk agreed
When the person finally falls asleep at 16:59:
“GrAmMaRLy cAN hELp"
Can someone help me I do not get this joke
This is possibly the most confusing joke I’ve ever seen
"ThiS SeNtEncE iS GraMmAtIcalLY coRrECT, bUt-"
LMAOOOO RIGHT
lol Minecraft
Me resisting the urge to skip knowing that this asmr is top tier
When u fall asleep with AirPods in and wake up out of a dead sleep only to have to look for one of them for 30 mins to then find it in the same place you looked the first fckin time
I know
I taught that was just me 😳
Ah yes , I love it when they get into the blanket and you pick up the blanket and, they don’t fall out untill you go to but the blanket back onto the bed after tearing down the bed looking for them
Yup that's life
I felt
“Did you skip to 16:59 straight away when you clicked on this video?” No I actually waited like a minute and a half.
I HATE SHREK
THAT WAS EXACTLY MY REPLY WTH 😭😭😭
@@intelegentbean3111 I hate u
I waited until he said to not skip
I waited 27 seconds
Jojo: you’ll fall asleep at exactly 16:59
Me: *falls asleep at **5:00*
Jojo: *listen here you little sh1t*
😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember this was the first Jojo asmr video I ever watched when it first came out over 3 years ago. I’ve watched pretty much every day since then. Thanks for all the videos Jojo
Oh boy, it's almost 16:59 minutes! I can't wait to fall sle
Omg it just hit me what the joke meant -
Yeah! Same here I'm at 16:51 and I cant wait to fall asl
@Barfieman362 I see what you did th
@0 r 4 c l 3 bro stop this jo
@@ParmMadeABeat stop copying the jo
The one who didn"t skip:
he's a man of focus commitment and sheer will
I appreciate the kind words lol
I fell asleep before 16:59 accidentally lol so i never saw what was at 16:59 until tonight
And his name is John wick
thank you
Yep
Me
i was so high when i watched this so when he told me not to skip to 16:59 and i did, i thought he actually knew what i did and i thought i was in trouble
Weird flex but okay
Wtf lol
Oh uhm alrighty then 👀
greeened out my duuude😂greeened OUUUT
I feel bad for the people that don’t understand this
I did not skip and I loved every second. I actually bought a sleeping mask with Bluetooth speakers built in because of your amazing content for sleep. You're simply the best JoJo! Thank you for everything that you do!
Me: *starts to feel sleepy at **16:55*
Mom: *starts vacuuming*
bye i was about to pass out until my mother knocked on my door like the police 💀
My mom: also uses vacuum
SO true! 😂
@@Physcs_ut_f_rder who tf vacuums at night
@@ben_niet_zo_origineel2615 Some people
Jojo at 3:35: "Have you got all your work done?"
Me: * starts to completely stress out *
Right after
Jojo: "just relax"
Me: "how the hell am I supposed to relax if I can't stop thinking about all the work I *HAVEN'T* done today, but should have"
Lol same it’s just too late an I’m tired af
@@r3be_l holy shit i feel you,,, this shit
too much man
@@trinityyforce__ holy shit I feel you too 😂
@@DrewKodyGrey I feel you too man 😭
@@r3be_l same
19:00 Shrek doing asmr is something I never knew I needed in my life until now
Me:starts to fall asleep at 16:58
Mom:starts making a smoothie in the blender
Me: no…. NO MOM WAIT-
*Jojo suddenly appears*
Jojo: …
me: NO WAIT JOJO I CAN EXPLAIN-
Jojo: My disappointment-
Me: oh wait! *clicks off video*
Jojo: 👁👄👁
Lol😂
For me, right when I was about to pass out..my thumb hit another vid and it was Markiplier screaming in his intro💀
@@brutishwing2.090 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@brutishwing2.090 I feel really bad that must have been painful
The guy who falls alseep at the 2 minute mark:
"I AM SPEED."
SpEeDrUn
Bro I feel asleep straight away what does that make me?
@@maxlevelwiisports9163 hyper speed
I am super sonic ultra fast ludicrous sped!
@@Kyunnie711 DUDUDUDUDU-
24:13 That face is a call for help.. I can tell.
so... we gonna help or not?
@@cryogen. nah...
RIGHT!!!
Nobody can see it since its past the time we fell asleep at
Wish I could see it but every time I click on the time stamp I fall asleep since it’s after 16:59😥
I've had this video on nearly every night to fall asleep to for nearly a year and only just had the idea to skip directly at 16:59 to finally see what it was about. I got the confirmation that I always fell asleep before that part 😂
Jojo: did you skip even when I told you not to
Me: listen man I can explain
Explain yourself
@@apollo_tm7454 your game sucks I killed girlfriend and made her head a hat scooby helped me :D
@@Nature1562 whaaaaaaaaat
Insomnia is hard af
@@Nature1562 nobody asked
"I survived: staying awake past 16:59" sounds like a good book title for the "i survived" series
You just opened some repressed memories bc I completely forgot about that book series
True True
@@LilXaee *same*
I totally forgot about those series omg
wait how you didn't fall asle
Me: *falls asleep*
20:00 minutes later: *Wakes up to shrek playing with his balls*
This comment is way too underrated
This comment is criminally underrated
Submissive and breedable shrek
@Mobilethebacon e w-without m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me. . . ? 👉👈😳
@@ermactually89 yo imagine someone clicked 20:00 because they just wanted to see shrek
8:53
*falls asleep*
wakes up to gibberish
Me: *skips to the the part*
Jojo: did you just do what I said not to do?
*me slowly goes back to the beginning*
Good
underrated
when u fall asleep at 17:00: “ *mission failed, we’ll get em’ next time.* “
XD
LoL 😂😂😂
Jojo: did you skip to the 16:59
Me: skipped to 16:58😏
@@bodesasmr9302 smort
Copy
I was low-key terrified that he was gonna scream at 16 minutes and 59 seconds
Someday I'm gonna make an asmr video and randomly scream in the middle of it
@@m0shpit ur evil I like dat ;)
@@m0shpit i just wanna say I'm a big fan
@@m0shpit Do are have is you dead?
@@m0shpit nice
My cat: i have ascended to heaven
Also my cat:”very disturbing licks”
He looks like he’s really enjoying what he’s doing a lot. Very genuine
Who knows
Your right
Imagine making money for putting people to sleep
@@McDaggerDick Doesn't sound like a bad job tbh
@@anti-loganpaul7827 exacly, legal murder
Dude I’ve never heard a RUclipsr say “consider hitting the like button.” How kind. You have my respect and my like
You must be new
Yah honestly must be new
how have you never heard that??
@@libertyprime619 I’ve seen like 2 or 3 of his videos before, but that was a while ago. I mostly watch let’s find out asmr and ephemeral rift
Same bro
people who stayed past 1659: I’ve won, but at what cost
your sleep
666 likes
@@kawaiitrashuwu ikr
@Trantin WTF
I couldn’t stay past 1659 because I was born in 1000
The lighting is amazing I love the vibe it's giving
Imagine if he screamed exactly at 16:59 so as to punish anyone who skipped and to wake up anyone who already fell sleep it would be perfect😂
I disagree
@@ahmetRY 😂lol
@@user-ll9bu8lb8w I dont agree that it would be perfect bro tf
@@ahmetRY how
@@drakdasnook1756 its not perfect to scream into peoples ears my guy
it’s 2:55 am and i’m literally crying from laughter because of this comment section
IKR
Ikr XD
IKR 😅
Wow it was 2:55am when I read this comment💀
@@ambiguouscamel8826 2:57😳
Plot twist: he ordered a hit man to knock us out with a metal rod when the video hits exactly 16:59
Lol and also 1v1 in arsenal
Plot twist his plan backfired because the hit man couldn't find a way in so he gave up.
@@softiexemma8313 yessir I lock my doors... I feel bad Imma open it :(
is that why my head hurt?
Ok now I’m scared because he hearted youre comment 👁 💧 👄 💧 👁
This must be one of the most easiest and satisfying job on the internet
Me: skips to 16:59
Jojo’s ASMR: “And I took that personally.”
@The Cool Styler What do you mean how
The one that had a ppf that fits with the comment.
Me skipping to the time stamp: I have made a severe lapse in my judgment and I am so sorry
Same, dude, same...
(I actually feel bad for some reason, I keep overreacting I need help my brain is weird)
@@aishidove I feel that, just know that when you get those feelings you're being harder on yourself than anyone scolding you would. Don't let it get to you
@wapse huh?
@wapse wap*
@@sophlovesbooks wa
Anyone else fall asleep watching this and wake up to two shirtless dudes making an underground pool with nothing but farming tools
yes, and I was truly amazed to find out what they had just done.
how did this happen
@@boylie3223 rearded?
It was very awkward to explain to my mom why there is 2 shirtless dudes on my phone. While I’m on my bed in nothing but my boxers😅
Yeh, third time tis week!!
"You will fall asleep at 16:59"
Me sleeping at 0:00 : 💀
Me writing my physic homework with 3 energy drinks in my body: Are you challenging me?
3 energy drinks? geez, someone really wants a cardiac arrest xD
100% you're drinking monster😐😐😐😐
@@txbrinx2366 anime profile pic is a must for that combo
Only 3? I had an addiction a few years ago and i drank like 6-7 500ml bottles per day for a few months... now iam healths again.
Those are amateur numbers
Jojo: “Did you skip to 16:59 right away when you started this video?”
Me: “No, I waited exactly 3:27 seconds.”
Same 😔✊✊
4:15 I skipped
My respect for people who didn’t skip to 16:59 and waited 📈📈📈📈📈📈 Edit:Thank u for 1000 likes this is the most likes ive ever had!
i didnt know that he asked us not to skip ahead and now i feel bad :[
Thanks for the time stamp, really didn’t feel like skipping all the way there
i searched for a scream lmao
Me wen they say don’t do it 🪡🧵
Thanks :> I just like his whispering.
Bro when he was telling me off for skipping, I felt like a 6 year old child being told off by my mother for drawing on the walls. 😂😂😂
JoJo: you will fall asleep
Me: cracks open a Bang
*challenge accepted*
Lol
Me but with a monster
Plot twist: you sleep at the outro with or without Bang
Me but with 3 Monster and 2 red bull
U need energy drinks
Worlds biggest unsolved mysteries - disappearance of flight 370
- the zodiac killer
- easter island stones
- the last 12 minutes of this video
You forgot the The 46 seconds
@@hell0human186 46 Seconds?
@@hell0human186 ?
@@GazB85 math I think .... ???
@@yanlina.l.6013 @Yanlin A.L. The video is 29:02 long.
Even removing the last 12 minutes would leave 17:02, so I've no idea about the 46 seconds.
I think they're joking/trolling to confuse us.
Jojo: don’t skip to 16:59
Me: *skips to **17:00* my power is beyond your imagination child
Edit: Wow thanks for the likes
He is the chosen one
@@bloomsl4789 *Yes*
@@bloomsl4789 exactly
You. Did. Not. Just.
Cringe
Bro I skipped like 10 seconds not knowing how disappointed he would be😭🙏
I like how I fell asleep and woke up to him saying I’m a disappointment
BAHAHAHAHA
Lol
Task failed successfully
FR ITS SO LOUD
Same
"WHAT are you gonna do? Put me to sleep?"-
Quote from a man asleep
@@pumpkeenhead please put the gun down and go to sleep
Jesse we need to cook!
@@vegeta7456 space hulu?
WHat is this comment thread?
Timestamps everyone!❤️
00:01 intro
01:58 Pink face brushes
06:27 green sponge
10:36 Blue Pom Pom
12:33 sticky foam sounds
16:05 hand and mouth sounds 👄
16:59 Intervention with jojo!
18:55 Shrek cheering you up!
19:27 Green orbeez balls 🟢
21:49 Tingle tube mouth sounds🟩
24:07 Mr. Puffy 🐡
25:41 Green sponge 🧽
26:46 Mic scratching 🎙
27:55 Metal sponge
28:29 Outro
My last timestamps was gone so went in again hope you enjoy!❤️😴
(Btw grab a 🍪 and some 🥛)
Thanks
16:07-16:59 had me feel a level of tingles,I had never felt before.
Wait...
How did you stay awake through the whole video?!?
But I don't have cookies or milk
oh ok dad said he's gonna go get milk
Jojo be like your gonna fall asleep at 16:59 me finally falling asleep at 4:59 AM 😂
i’m really close to 16:59 and i’ve been having trouble getting to sleep so i’m kinda exci
@DCrayfish r/ihadastroke
@@electricspex8649 he sleeping let him sleep😩😩🥴🥴
oh thats cretettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
I swear I could’ve seen this comment or a very similar one on Dong ASMR’s video.
i really hope ASMR, the one thing i havent tried would helpfgvppo)ng5
People: Oh man i can never fall asleep
Me: *skips to **16:59** and instantly falls into coma*
PLS
PLS
Fr 😳‼️
PLS
Bro the ASMR community is so wholesome and nice ngl
True! Everyone is just here to relax and enjoy themselves :) There's almost no negative behavior and drama. Truly one of the best communities out there.
Heck you. Yea, I said it.
Ikr!
Ghetto asmr, just gonna leave it here
@@ignacio3114 his community is honestly super super kind but ghetto himself is an awful human being
Me: falls asleep before 16:59
Also Me: wakes up at 20:59 seeing Shrek doing a ritual on me with Squishies
😭😂
I ded that
That is stress balls, not squishies
@@frejakarlsson5649 who asked?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
"dont skip"
everyone: "what can go wrong"
Armyyyy
What can go wrong right 1 second later shrek comes out of nowhere
@@spjackson1119 Oh wow I thought it was a joke but I’ve reached that point of the video…
Jojo: *breaks down the door*
Intro - 0:01 - 2:45
Tiny face brushes - 2:47 - 6:28
Green sponge - 6:31 - 10:35
PomPom - 10:37 - 12:25
Styrofoam - 12:38 - 16:06
Hand and Mouth noises - 16:10 - 16:59
You should be asleep by now :)
Thank you 💗💗
Ty! That was helpful
People who fell asleep at 17:00: I. Am. Inevitable.
JoJo : did you skip
me : WHO TOLD YOU IM SORRY ILL REWATCH IT
Same lol
I watched him leave the room and kinda felt bad till Shrek showed up
My disappointment is immeasurable
ruclips.net/video/xEB0t2GTB78/видео.html
Imagine if he just started screaming when we skip to 16:59
If I were an ASMRist I’d do that 🤩☠️
Lol
Lol
I would do that if I was an ASMRist 🤣
We would just evaporate lmfao
Imagine actually falling asleep and waking up to shrek shaking two green balls around lol
Lmaoooooo wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Him and Fiona are having some issues so he has decided to show them to you.....enjoy.
I actually woke up to that lol
@@superbluu08 bro same
Same im scared 😭
NAH BRO REALLY CAUGHT ME BRO TOOK NEVER LET THEM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL
The person who's phone died at 16:58- my disappointed is immeasurable and my night is ruined.😔
Same as pc and computer
And even laptop
But they are lucky when they are doing it when it is on charge
dissapointed.
@@BritishGuy69420 well, if your PC dies, your week is kind of ruined, or at least until you replace it.
at exactly 16:59 he farts super loud as a diversion then knocks you out with a crowbar
thank you McDonald’s
Man, that’s crazy ❤️❤️🤤
HELLO, MCDONALDS.
FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE.
That is the funniest thing I’ve read today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
I litterly was almost asleep just listening to his voice. His voice is soooooo relaxing😴
:edit thank you guys for the likes I appreciate it alot💖
Sus
@@bakeys6298 imagine playing among us
No
@@MoeIsHere. no u
@@Dragoneen No u no u
trust me I’m gonna be falling asleep WAYYYYYYYY before that. It’s currently 2 am and I am about to pass out but I cant stop watching videos lol
Jojo’s videos are like a class that ur actually supposed to fall asleep in... he be teaching us the sleep methods and everything
School would be a lot more bearable if I could have this as one of my classes. Right after lunch 👌
@@loganb4412 yup
Jojo: you will fall asleep at 16:59
Me: *skips to **16:59*
*my genius it’s almost fr- oh*
Jojo: "You will fall asleep in 16minutes and 59 seconds
Me:*eyes get heavy in the first minute and 45 seconds
mine got heavy in the first 5 minutes 😭
Oh i fell asleep as soon as he started
Lol mine too
@@alexisflammang8619 for me it was like the first 3 or 4 minutes, lmao
same here
This video has helped me sleep for the last 2+ years... Thank you
Imagine falling asleep like a little bit through this, and then waking up again only to find that Jojo has been replaced with shrek
Personally I’d be delighted
This happened to me I was just like
👁👄👁
👀
👄
@@lazygacha2350 EMWOSOSKW LMAO
Haha
I genuinely thought this comment was a joke, but then I realized that he truly does and I simply fell asleep when I was supposed to 😱
the exact thing happened to me
*clicks on video, immediately skips to **16:59*
Him: "now did you skip here"
*feels very guilty*
Shrek tho
ruclips.net/video/-ZGlaAxB7nI/видео.html
@@lex8840 OMG LMAO I JUST S’ALL IT
I felt so guilty as well. I felt like i wasn't putting the effort as a viewer. 🥺
@@jacobcolijn4116 afterwards I went back and watched it tho
jojo: "did u skip to 16:59 straight when u clicked on the video?"
people who actually sat through the video: "no i didn't."
I was like
*me: "no way"*
*also me: "I waited 5 minutes"*
This sucks
My personal opion it not funny. No hate tho
7:02 "I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve"
I don't expect you to read this, but I wanted to say thank you jojo. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Honestly, the last ten days have been some of the worst of my entire life, and it makes me happy to see your videos and relax and maybe even fall asleep to. Your a very talented young man in so many ways, and I wish nothing but the best for you.
Sleep tight y'all
Hope you had a better day today :) Jojo’s asmr always helps
I hope things go better for you!
U are a god dude. :)
Hey, don’t worry, there will be better times, even if it doesn’t seems so at first, trust me, I would know, but I hope it gets better, because at some point, it will
He did read it
The person who fell asleep at 16:58: *"Reality can often be disappointing"*
stolen
@@Rent-z5y nah
@@jie4840 the top comment is litterally the exact same thing he wrote only top comment was first thats the definition of a stolen comment lmao
@@misterjay9955 no. I didn't write the top comment. I'm not copying anyone or anything. I'm just typing what I feel like typing.
@@massacretheog ikr those people are so annoying like why would they even care if it's copied or not it's a comment section not original comment section
He had us in the first half.. not gonna lie.. he had us sleeping
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Frrrrrrrr I thought he was lieing this why I love his vid I fell asleep I think at 12:45
I clicked on the video knowing I was tired lol, fell asleep during the mic brushes 😂
😁💗🥰🥺j𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒔🥺🥰💗😁
@@ivebz200 I’m christian
Nobody asked
I truly have insomnia… this was one of the best asmr vids ever from the best channel but I can’t sleep
I like how I watch everything without sleeping and he says im a dissapointment.
This sent me 😂
Just like out parents
@@littlecrizzay3585 ...
I didn't sleep to and I watched the whole thing
AHAhaaha Omg man damn🤣
Gonna be real, I zoned out for like 10 of the 16 minutes and got offended that I was accused of skipping
Bro same
i zoned out for all of it, and had to rewatch it..-
Wow just wow 10:06 that time stamp right?
When you actually wait until 16:59 and don’t get a reward and just get scolded for something you didn’t do: “reality is often disappointing”
No...
you get ASMR'ed BY SHREK
*gets angry and clicks fingers*
Hah, I just skipped
Lmao
Me falling asleep at 17:00
Thinking I’m the sigma💀
Me skipping to 16:59 to fall asleep immediately:
*Yeah, this is big brain time*
i did that bc i thought i was gonna go to sleep at that time lol so relatable
Same
But later:
Jojo: I need you to answer this questio-
You: *restart*
When you skipped there so fast he didn’t tell you not to do now you want to cry because he’s disappointed
I didn’t cry... but I cried with joy when JoJo Shrek showed up
@@PamaDirector no me. F f. ZzCcccc 😋ñ
Omg same thing happened to me lol
Also I smile right after shrek comes in 🙈👀