Meals You Are Guaranteed To Eat In Prison

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt 4 года назад +620

    "It's Supposed to be Syrup" could be a great companion product to go with "I Can't Believe it's not Butter".

    • @kdevus
      @kdevus 4 года назад +27

      5:07 AM. I've been up for 7 minutes and have no idea why I'm here. But your comment woke the rest of the place up too...

    • @deadonentry
      @deadonentry 4 года назад +8

      Cant belive its supposed to be byrrup

    • @thedogfather-yu2ob
      @thedogfather-yu2ob 4 года назад +8

      with "i cant believe its not gang rape" for dessert.

    • @Cobras.
      @Cobras. 4 года назад +5

      Except I can't believe its not butter is, you know, ACTUALLY GOOD

    • @dominiquemassey2742
      @dominiquemassey2742 4 года назад +1

      Lmao W

  • @dapperdingo
    @dapperdingo 4 года назад +1178

    ''When the food runs out, we still have each other.'' - Jeffrey Dahmer -

    • @gypsymom0819
      @gypsymom0819 4 года назад +38

      Oh no you di'ent!! 😳😁

    • @mactiny274
      @mactiny274 4 года назад +20

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 4 года назад +36

      Speaking of Jeffrey Dahmer, the guy on the far left?😶

    • @aspiechan420
      @aspiechan420 4 года назад +11

      Damn right we still got each other XD

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 3 года назад +8

      @Mike Debrocky Holy. Shit.

  • @Flyingwalrus42
    @Flyingwalrus42 3 года назад +187

    2:45 You know you’ve been institutionalized when you hold Golden Corral to a high standard😂 gotta love Joe

    • @crystaloats8177
      @crystaloats8177 3 года назад +6

      Lol exactly. I like Golden Corral but it’s school food quality to me 😂

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 3 года назад +2

      Talk about slop house

    • @chrisallie9960
      @chrisallie9960 3 года назад +1

      Hungry jacks for me when I got out

    • @jacobshort6528
      @jacobshort6528 3 года назад

      I'm from Michigan's U.P. and I ate a Jean Kay's pasty my first day out on parole: crust made with actual lard, ground beef, diced potatoes, carrots onions and rutabagies. With Heinz ketchup. I dreamed about those things when I was locked up. One pasty has about 2000 calories.

    • @Shannonbarnesdr1
      @Shannonbarnesdr1 3 года назад

      LMAO :-D i know right ?!!

  • @williesnyder2899
    @williesnyder2899 10 месяцев назад +20

    “A Bandaid…”!!!!!!
    I laughed so hard that the cat got up and ran off!!

  • @paulv5688
    @paulv5688 4 года назад +42

    For a guy that's never been there, this is really helpful. Makes me appreciate my freedom to choose the food I want to eat. Really worthwhile watch. Thanks!

  • @jenrs0445
    @jenrs0445 3 года назад +50

    I worked at a meat packing place here in East Tennessee called Travis Meats. Actually, the same meat that is sent to schools are also sent to prisons. I'm sure the schools get more experienced cooks and larger portions along with a dietitian planning their meals.

    • @LisaKiser
      @LisaKiser Год назад +3

      So who stamps the food "NOT MEANT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION " THAT IS SENT TO TN STATE PRISONS AND FEDERAL PRISONS?

    • @ashleighelizabeth5916
      @ashleighelizabeth5916 Месяц назад +1

      Don't be sure school's get better cooks or portions. This looks about the same as what I was served all the way through high school.

    • @erikquijada6487
      @erikquijada6487 26 дней назад

      I worked for DOC for 25 years, if you read through the whole warnings on the boxes the food comes in, especially the chicken, it says " Not For Human Consumption Until Fully Cooked" and the prison food is not as bad as everyone says, I ate it almost every day for 35 years!

    • @barrykevin7658
      @barrykevin7658 8 дней назад

      I worked for a fish wholesalers and to get the contracts they go in low to supply ' fresh' fish both to prisons and old folks homes , FFS they must have been 2 weeks old and washed with disinfectant to keep the smell down . . Why didn't they just order frozen or did they want to clear some beds while the suits can say we fed them the best fresh food. Sick😊

  • @smithsmith3942
    @smithsmith3942 3 года назад +96

    These are for sure staff photos. Never once had a tray look this fuckin good. Except Fourth of July. That was a boss tray.

    • @michaelgallagher7338
      @michaelgallagher7338 3 года назад +11

      Yup I Agree. Only trey that looked half as good as those were chicken day!

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 3 года назад +5

      What about Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter?

    • @gabrielporter
      @gabrielporter 3 года назад +3

      That fourth of July tray is bustin

    • @kevinbond8966
      @kevinbond8966 3 года назад +4

      Damn, we had a regular tray on the 4th

    • @jasoncentore1830
      @jasoncentore1830 8 месяцев назад +2

      I did 120 days county I didn't even know what I was eating. Turkey w all the fixings on Thanksgiving and we got Christmas gifts a few ramen, chap stick, deodorant, pen and a couple stamped envelope. I admit I curled up and cried

  • @jovanquinones8579
    @jovanquinones8579 3 года назад +10

    🤣 lol this whole video got me dying.
    He ain't lying. Hahaha
    @20:27. "Might get poked up for this tray" lmao

  • @justincrumpton7802
    @justincrumpton7802 3 года назад +176

    Here in Texas it's rice and beans or beans and rice
    You get to choose

    • @agustinvega8969
      @agustinvega8969 3 года назад +7

      🤣

    • @shaquilleblair7169
      @shaquilleblair7169 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣😭

    • @aspiechan420
      @aspiechan420 3 года назад +2

      Lol they are the same thing!

    • @alph-lj3uy
      @alph-lj3uy 3 года назад +4

      The illusion of free choice 😭

    • @mathc1769
      @mathc1769 3 года назад +2

      that and greens with literal sand/dirt/rocks in it. commissary can be pretty good if you do it right and they actually let you go get it.. they will deny you for having stubble on your face and then you have to wait 2-6 weeks to go again lol

  • @ioangoci1365
    @ioangoci1365 3 года назад +60

    I've been locked up 3 times in 3 different countries across europe, but I was lucky with the food every time. Some would serve seconds, and freshly cooked food as well. I remember this one meal in Croatia, mash and duck, it was better than my mom would make it.

    • @freeeggs3811
      @freeeggs3811 Год назад +12

      It was probably because you were in Europe

    • @kevinabsher4635
      @kevinabsher4635 Месяц назад +1

      Here's a thought... don't get locked up...

  • @jeffreydesormeaux3539
    @jeffreydesormeaux3539 4 года назад +336

    I hope I'm not the only one that's realized how similar prison food and public school food is

    • @ChroniclesofBrandon
      @ChroniclesofBrandon 4 года назад +45

      School food isn't great but it's way better than that shit lmao

    • @jeffreydesormeaux3539
      @jeffreydesormeaux3539 4 года назад +20

      @@ChroniclesofBrandon lmao my school had shit that looks similar to this. It was only slightly better looking

    • @akono1647
      @akono1647 4 года назад +28

      Never compare school food to prison food. You show your lack of experience

    • @akono1647
      @akono1647 4 года назад +7

      @@jeffreydesormeaux3539 stop

    • @Limejello713
      @Limejello713 4 года назад +11

      Obviously you have no idea what you’re talking about. Stop with the massive over-exaggeration. 🙄

  • @aishacabrera5109
    @aishacabrera5109 10 месяцев назад +12

    This guy is hilarious...i love when he says "Boss Tray" 😂😂😂

  • @PolarGrizzlyBear
    @PolarGrizzlyBear 4 года назад +15

    Dude so glad you're doing these videos again! Thank you for what you do!

  • @viperrr6886
    @viperrr6886 4 года назад +156

    My school literally told me our food comes from the same place as prison food and we are not "prisoners" and supposedley lots of money is invested into education but the "healthy" movement just made food worse.

    • @JC-11111
      @JC-11111 3 года назад +16

      It's just bulk cafeteria food. It really is the same. We use to get it from Aramark at the prison I was at around here. They also have a HUGE farm with lots of veggies & stuff growing to offset costs.
      Aramark also provided the food to the in-patient rehab place I went to some years later. And they provide food to all sorts of places. The main difference is going to be how it's prepared and cooked. Prison gets as little extras as possible. No garnish. Gotta buy your own condiments half the time. And cooked as blandly as possible.
      V's everywhere else, where taste is somewhat important. It isn't in prison. Being edible is what's important. Lol

    • @Flyingwalrus42
      @Flyingwalrus42 3 года назад +9

      Funny that you say that. Idk where you’re from, but here in Florida it’s the same I find that fascinating.

    • @diablocls55
      @diablocls55 3 года назад +14

      I was in High School during the peak of the Obama administration. Literally the food served in the cafeteria was basically the same as Prison food (The school as well felt like a prison). For this reason, I always brought my own food or ate out.

    • @takuame7
      @takuame7 3 года назад +8

      @@diablocls55 same, except my school took it to a whole new level...we weren't allowed outside food (as in parents bringing you food at lunch time and even food you brought from home if "it looked too good", administrators would actually throw your shit in the trash.) because no one was eating the actual cafeteria food and the school was losing money. I'm so glad I graduated that ghetto shithole on time....because the school during your senior year was known for trying to actively fail you so you'd have to repeat a year.

    • @zacharyellison4189
      @zacharyellison4189 3 года назад +5

      @@diablocls55 I was doing all my eating out after school

  • @icecl0ud
    @icecl0ud 3 года назад +210

    If prisons served Golden Corral I'd still be scared straight.

    • @danielromero4207
      @danielromero4207 3 года назад +3

      Really yeah me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aspiechan420
      @aspiechan420 3 года назад +6

      Not me! I aint scared of prison! I aint gonna end up in there.

    • @postmalonesbff4634
      @postmalonesbff4634 3 года назад +2

      Have you seen the video
      Prison Stories - Getting Jumped Over Jelly Beans
      It’s hilarious and crazy! 🔪 😆

    • @CJ-wc6lf
      @CJ-wc6lf 3 года назад +3

      I can say worse. Fast food breakfast. I rest my case.

    • @tucosalamanca7037
      @tucosalamanca7037 3 года назад +1

      @@postmalonesbff4634 that video doesn't exist

  • @Psyche0delic
    @Psyche0delic Месяц назад +32

    At Alcatraz the prisoners ate VERY well because the smart guards understood that a well-fed prison population is a much calmer, more well-behaved prison population. It was a buffet style where the prisoners got to eat as much as they wanted, and all of the entrees were restaurant quality and homemade from scratch. The guards ate the same food as the prisoners.

    • @jamesmassingale
      @jamesmassingale 27 дней назад +2

      well you should not get meals for a king. prison is for punishment not meant to be a reward

    • @Psyche0delic
      @Psyche0delic 27 дней назад

      @@jamesmassingale Obviously you are ignorant and cannot read well. The idea is to keep prisoners calm. And decent food helps to do that. This is a proven fact. Nobody said anything about "meals for a king", either for the guards or the prisoners. Learn to read. And more importantly, to comprehend.

    • @wizzlewazzle9202
      @wizzlewazzle9202 25 дней назад

      Dummy

    • @svenko
      @svenko 19 дней назад +2

      @@jamesmassingale The point is to get the prisoners to be more calm and docile. What benefit is there in depriving them of all pleasures if it leads to more frequent riots and more violence?

    • @jamesmassingale
      @jamesmassingale 19 дней назад

      @@svenko the point is people are in prison to be punished not to have a vacation. bet you vote be

  • @kristophermann6528
    @kristophermann6528 4 года назад +123

    The guy on you left shoulders facial expression says it all.

  • @skinsboi4life
    @skinsboi4life 4 года назад +122

    This background has been used before and it always bothers me how that dude on the left is staring into my soul 😂😂😂

    • @brandonkjamessr3458
      @brandonkjamessr3458 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 4 года назад +7

      You think your uncomfortable? Look at the guy next to him😁

    • @kathleenyates6026
      @kathleenyates6026 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 3 года назад

      With those spectacles, he can probably see through the earth and to the opposite surface.

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 3 года назад

      @@catluva74 dude looks like he’s standing at attention!

  • @0dayCTF
    @0dayCTF 3 года назад +243

    You don’t know what it feels like to starve until you’re eating these trays without commissary. These photos are definitely taken by guards, I didn’t get 50% of the size of these servings. Being locked up, sucks.

    • @keithbarlow9701
      @keithbarlow9701 3 года назад +16

      It's crazy how hungry I got in jail. I mean, I was just laying around not doing shit all day not burning any calories really, yet I was constantly fucking starving. I think that instant coffee made me even hungrier. I usually had commissary (thankfully it came 3 times a week, Mon Wed & Fri) but I'd smash that shit so quick, it would be gone in like a day and a half.

    • @spritelybird
      @spritelybird 3 года назад +16

      Stop. Breaking. The. Law.
      I'm 51. I got one ticket my whole life for not wearing a fucking seatbelt. That's it. Never been in a courtroom.

    • @beachbum1523
      @beachbum1523 3 года назад +9

      @jbnanaz He may have, but he never had to eat prison food.

    • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
      @GeneralKenobiSIYE 3 года назад +19

      Try eating nothing for 5 months while being kept alive on IVs. THAT is starving. The first time I got solid food after that nightmare, I inhaled that pathetic hospital burger with NOTHING on it or anything else on the tray and sent my mom out to buy me two more from the cafeteria. I ate those in record time too. When you still think after 20 years that first hospital burger is the BEST burger you have ever eaten in your life.... well you know you were starved.

    • @mathc1769
      @mathc1769 3 года назад +1

      facts

  • @Shawnsatisfiedwife
    @Shawnsatisfiedwife Год назад +5

    Its awesome to see how well your channel has done over the years ❤. You deserve so much success ❤

  • @lizzybelle11
    @lizzybelle11 3 года назад +10

    when he said that they would cut up the hotdogs on the female side of the prison... LMAO

    • @jakesontiano
      @jakesontiano 3 года назад +1

      What did he mean by that I didn't get it

    • @unknown_truck
      @unknown_truck 3 года назад

      What does that mean

  • @ArmtheArmless1990
    @ArmtheArmless1990 3 года назад +120

    Never been in prison, but I was in the Army, and uncle Sam has a similar philosophy on food. So I learned to like a lot of food that I wouldn't have eaten before. And I said about the same thing you did, "I can either eat this, or I can just be hungry". Also found out early on that according to the Army, gravy is a meat.

    • @davidgoza5620
      @davidgoza5620 3 года назад +23

      I was in both and, believe me, Army food is much better, the philosophy being, eventually they are going to issue you a weapon in the Army.

    • @ArmtheArmless1990
      @ArmtheArmless1990 3 года назад +7

      @@davidgoza5620 fair point lol

    • @kaneda956
      @kaneda956 3 года назад +3

      very true. brings back memories of Fort Hood field chow. Worse field chow had to be at Camp Swift. Me and my battles would literally stash MREs in our assault pack and id stash em in my med bag. Sad that sometimes the field chow is so bad fellow joes and myself would rather eat MREs.

    • @Mike-su8si
      @Mike-su8si 3 года назад +1

      It looks like 80ies school food so I would eat it like i did then and trade to

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima 2 года назад

      @@davidgoza5620 I can just imagine a dude trying to get revenge for being forced to eat bad food for months. XD

  • @kevinrod14
    @kevinrod14 4 года назад +53

    Sup Joe! I’m a US Navy veteran & for the most part prison & the military have lots in common!! Food, living conditions, bed supplies, all that. It feels great to be a free man & not owe the country anything. Now I’m a 24 year old disabled veteran trying to find me way in the civi life. This Corona thing has limited some progress in my goals that I had set but being free beats everything!!

    • @flow318
      @flow318 4 года назад +9

      I don't know kid. I been locked up and I'm a naval vet. Jail ain't beating the nacho line or a made to order breakfast burrito on the ship. As many eggs as you want.

    • @Ambersgangrenedangleeeenankle
      @Ambersgangrenedangleeeenankle 4 года назад +6

      I just got out at the beginning of the year and its not going how I planned but im happy I have gi bill and disability. I'm so happy to be free as well. Good luck friend!

    • @DavidPT40
      @DavidPT40 4 года назад +2

      Disabled veteran? Oh come on. Unless you were hit by an IED on a navy security detail, you are just playing the VA.

    • @kevinrod14
      @kevinrod14 4 года назад +5

      Ashley Polk hell yeah same! I went to school fall semester bc I got out last summer but it was difficult bc my seizures were happening frequent at the time so I had to learn to live with it & adapt to civi life. I’m glad I have these benefits so I can finally start a family get a home & go to school. I still don’t know what I wanna be but I’m getting there. Now I am 8 months seizure free. I’m ready to go back to school & grow in life

    • @mrbadguysan
      @mrbadguysan 4 года назад +3

      All the Navy chow I've had was pretty boss.

  • @ranchero7406
    @ranchero7406 3 года назад +15

    Another Dish known to me as the "El Pobre Hombre" translated from Spanish into "The Poor Man" is basically Frito Corn Chips, A cup of Pinto Beans, Two slices of Bimbo Bread and a cup of canned corn with butter and Tapatio hot sauce on it. No meat, all Vegetarian.

  • @thesuperostrich
    @thesuperostrich 4 года назад +169

    This is the only incentive I will ever need to avoid a life of crime

    • @daddydidnt9700
      @daddydidnt9700 4 года назад

      As you bite into McRonaldz "hamburger"

    • @wiseguy9202
      @wiseguy9202 3 года назад +4

      Don't join the military either. Same stuff.

    • @thesuperostrich
      @thesuperostrich 3 года назад +4

      @@daddydidnt9700 I don’t eat McDonald’s, that’s strike 1

    • @dopedrums
      @dopedrums 2 года назад

      So I guess becoming someone's buttwife didn't bother you much eh. It's the state trays!

  • @sgtlod92a
    @sgtlod92a 4 года назад +36

    When we had the dry "state cake" at CCC (Chillicothe Corrections Center) in Missouri, we would dump our cherry, orange, or grape kool-aid on it. Made it moist and added flavor.

    • @johnnycrash2383
      @johnnycrash2383 4 года назад +4

      We'd break ours up into our cereal. Actually made it decent.

    • @kevinfernandes1882
      @kevinfernandes1882 4 года назад +3

      This guy took mystery lunch meat hung it by the air vent in the cell and it dried up into beef jerky

    • @sgtlod92a
      @sgtlod92a 4 года назад +3

      @@kevinfernandes1882 lol....ewwww! We could buy beef jerky on canteen. When I was in processing, the first breakfast I had that had cubed, cooked meat, I thought was ham. I love ham. I sporked a few chunks, put it in my mouth, chewed once, and spit it out! It wasn't ham! I was like what the hell is that?! Spam. It was spam. 🤢🤢

    • @elijahfoggy1583
      @elijahfoggy1583 4 года назад +1

      ON GOD IT WAS THE SAME WAY DOWN IN STL!!! We used to be BASHING that shit tho

  • @ethanthopy1996
    @ethanthopy1996 4 года назад +121

    Steve1989mreinfo would say Alright let’s get this out on a tray...nice!

    • @ninjaviking1999
      @ninjaviking1999 4 года назад +10

      Steve would say that this food is Absolutely Decadent.

    • @ethanthopy1996
      @ethanthopy1996 4 года назад +3

      @@ninjaviking1999 you are right he would think prison is 5 star!

    • @stevewilson6723
      @stevewilson6723 4 года назад +1

      So this is how it ended up on my feed. After seeing this I would chance eating a Chinese ration over a prison tray.

    • @ethanthopy1996
      @ethanthopy1996 4 года назад

      @@stevewilson6723 I think I’m with you man! I know for fact it would be better than school food!

    • @stevewilson6723
      @stevewilson6723 4 года назад +1

      @@ethanthopy1996 The Chinese ration was the one that hospitalized Steve1989mreinfo back in 2015 with E Coli

  • @Hunter-zp5hd
    @Hunter-zp5hd 2 месяца назад +9

    I remember when I was in Iraq as a contractor closing up bases. The main chow halls were closing and then leaving. We had very limited meals. I told myself to eat whatever they give you. I never knew one day from the next, whether I may not have food for a day or two. Whatever is there, eat it. Make sure you stay hydrated. That was two simple lessons.

    • @afridgetoofar1818
      @afridgetoofar1818 Месяц назад +1

      What was the worst meal you ate in Iraq?

    • @jpprice14duh
      @jpprice14duh Месяц назад

      Yeah. I ate alot of terrible shit in Afghanistan too. I didn't complain about. It was energy. For free. Like these complaining prison channels.

  • @Thrashgu
    @Thrashgu 4 года назад +70

    At least in America prisoners can eat 3 times a day. In some southamerican countries you're lucky if you can eat some rice with a fried banana and some soup once a day.

    • @mrwrong4930
      @mrwrong4930 3 года назад +1

      Maybe, no be a shit hole. Just a thought, no pressure poncho

    • @tyrannicalbigtech5842
      @tyrannicalbigtech5842 3 года назад +7

      In Australia we get 4-5 star restaurant meals and everyone gets their favourite delicacies. America looks like a shithole country to us

    • @mohammadwasilliterate8037
      @mohammadwasilliterate8037 3 года назад +2

      Australia looks wealthier than USA, we have the largest average house size in the world by country, we have excellent food because we don't believe the idiotic crap South Americans believe.

    • @josephc.3192
      @josephc.3192 3 года назад +3

      @@mohammadwasilliterate8037
      The USA is the wealthiest country in the history of the world. We have no excuse for treating our prisoners like this.

    • @Chilihead213
      @Chilihead213 3 года назад +1

      @@tyrannicalbigtech5842 Way to bring criminals to your country. You can have them brother. More power to y'all.

  • @hopesanmiguel
    @hopesanmiguel 4 года назад +159

    Considering I've been so poor I'd go days at a time without eating id scarf it down just saying

    • @ChillinwithJanel
      @ChillinwithJanel 4 года назад +20

      Plus once your in there long enough and get hungry you'll eat multiple trays...I ate it until I got my commissary and than there would be certain things I'd eat...but the place I was in had that nasty soy meat it was horrible

    • @ishavewookies5617
      @ishavewookies5617 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @mrnobody8540
      @mrnobody8540 4 года назад +3

      Eat well - better to eat good food over bad... Bad hurts you more. Learn Art!

    • @hopesanmiguel
      @hopesanmiguel 4 года назад +16

      @@mrnobody8540 food is food when u can't afford well

    • @killaz123456789100
      @killaz123456789100 4 года назад +4

      @@hopesanmiguel oh ive totally been there, I agree when your poor and hungry and haven't eaten in a couple days (Food Is Food) id eat it

  • @agustinvega8969
    @agustinvega8969 3 года назад +9

    I’m dying at the terminology 20:26 “This is a dangerous tray!” 🤣 and boss tray earlier LOL

  • @jessicamerriman2336
    @jessicamerriman2336 Месяц назад +9

    Retired Sargeant in O.DO.C. Every day at noon, in my facility, was gas and grass (beans and greens). Dinners were actually good surprisingly. Brown bologna (shit slice) gave everyone acid reflex.

    • @chriswright5204
      @chriswright5204 27 дней назад +1

      Illinois has Christmas bologna, green and red

    • @Misiulo
      @Misiulo 26 дней назад +1

      What's O.DO.C?

    • @jessicamerriman2336
      @jessicamerriman2336 26 дней назад

      @Misiulo mistyped. O.D.O.C. Oklahoma Dept of Corrections.

  • @ComputingAsh
    @ComputingAsh 4 года назад +7

    I miss these type of videos! the good old one on one, silly backrounds, and that mello dramatic tone. wishing you the best fam!

  • @SB-gd7mh
    @SB-gd7mh 4 года назад +183

    "Prison food sucks"
    Everyone, Everywhere: don't go to prison

    • @allarchitect
      @allarchitect 4 года назад +5

      Actually Greek prisons serve tasty homemade meals

    • @allarchitect
      @allarchitect 4 года назад +3

      Greek Grandma's cook for prisons. Good jobs

    • @ericflora7506
      @ericflora7506 4 года назад +6

      Jail food worse then prison

    • @braniganirby3586
      @braniganirby3586 4 года назад +2

      🤢🌭🌭

    • @jerrysmith4974
      @jerrysmith4974 4 года назад +3

      I've eaten alot of them trays look like that

  • @jaylev85
    @jaylev85 4 года назад +52

    This is how my daughter views her dinner each night lol

  • @annethompson4892
    @annethompson4892 Год назад +8

    I was in county for my time. Worse thing was our mystery meat. It looked like a giant ball of dryer lint. It was GREY. Being hungry you try to eat but I couldn't. I managed one bite and yeah it really reminded me of dryer lint. Our version of at the end of the week food we had 7 day stew. It was literally everything we had through the week mixed together. We had to empty our trays in a can liner and I'm sure that's what they used.

  • @deziray8193
    @deziray8193 4 года назад +355

    It’s sad and scary how school lunch in America looks exactly like this 😩 ! And they call it “nutritional “ yeah ok 🙄🤬

    • @_daytrip_726
      @_daytrip_726 4 года назад +8

      Thank yooouuuuuu!!!!!!!!!

    • @RaulGarcia-ef6vz
      @RaulGarcia-ef6vz 4 года назад +11

      Where??? Alabama?

    • @user-cd8lh5ql1i
      @user-cd8lh5ql1i 4 года назад +12

      Yeah, people tear up that food like it really is hitting. First day of 9th grade they had some pizza that tasted like good delivery....after about 3 days they had the usual nasty pizza.

    • @XxHARLZxX
      @XxHARLZxX 4 года назад +1

      Raul Garcia yes fr

    • @yamahaguy1732
      @yamahaguy1732 4 года назад +4

      Honestly where I live primary school food was like this but middle school food I actually started eating school food and high school was greg you had like 10 options everyday about 5 changed daily and the others were always available it was pretty good tbh

  • @mynameismatt5710
    @mynameismatt5710 3 года назад +50

    "On the female side they probably gunna be cutting those up"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacobshort6528
      @jacobshort6528 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, 'cause they use them for "recreational purposes".

  • @jmlane88
    @jmlane88 4 года назад +71

    When I was a senior in high school we went to a place called Stringtown for some sort of "scared straight" thing.. I went cause it was a free day from class lol. Other than the fucking horrific stories of prison rapes and violence, the lunch we had with them is the thing I remember the most.. It was the craziest shit I had ever seen. I traded mine to a dude that was one our "tour guides" for a bag of chips from the commissary. My dude told me, as I slid the tray over I was passing up one of the best meals they get.. Fuck🤦‍♂️

    • @revoltoff
      @revoltoff 4 года назад +2

      Wow, what was it

    • @the_kingslayer
      @the_kingslayer 4 года назад +3

      Stringtown Oklahoma? My buddy did time there not a good place

    • @mattkaustickomments
      @mattkaustickomments 4 года назад +4

      I’m guessing you went to a really rough school if they were offering a visit to prison/jail for everyone!

    • @jmlane88
      @jmlane88 4 года назад +1

      @@mattkaustickomments Nah, it was actually just a small country school lol! The person who took us just really believed in that shit I guess🤷‍♂️

    • @jmlane88
      @jmlane88 4 года назад +2

      @@revoltoff I perceived it to be a brick of shit with shitty gravy, some rough ass cake and a "steamed" vegetable smush. My man who took the tray said it was Salisbury Steak, and they only get maybe once every couple months... He followed it with "Son, at least it's not loaf night or the chicken al a fucking king shit. That shit looks like and smells like warm Bolo (that's a cheap, shitty dog food)."

  • @imanassole9421
    @imanassole9421 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Eat it.. or starve."
    Reminds me of my Mum. 😂😂😂

  • @alecaquino4306
    @alecaquino4306 3 года назад +58

    This is reason enough for me to avoid getting sent to prison at all costs.

    • @freeeggs3811
      @freeeggs3811 Год назад +1

      I want to go to prison for the food

    • @freebird97hd
      @freebird97hd 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@freeeggs3811gross

  • @eddiebernays514
    @eddiebernays514 4 года назад +75

    this is what the food looked like when my mom and us were in the shelter in nyc in the early 2000s

    • @ninjaviking1999
      @ninjaviking1999 4 года назад +15

      Hope you are on better times now.

    • @eddiebernays514
      @eddiebernays514 4 года назад +8

      @@ninjaviking1999 thanks man!

    • @jamesmainard7676
      @jamesmainard7676 4 года назад +3

      bump for pepe

    • @Shadynastys
      @Shadynastys 4 года назад +1

      hows your Mom?

    • @eddiebernays514
      @eddiebernays514 4 года назад +1

      @@Shadynastys dead lol she died a couple years ago to lung cancer. its apart of the life cycle.

  • @sigurdtheblue
    @sigurdtheblue 3 года назад +56

    I would probably eat 50 to 80% of most of these trays and try to sleep as much as I can.

    • @lectornox
      @lectornox 3 года назад +7

      You are hungry you'd eat it all!

    • @pokemonmaster3265
      @pokemonmaster3265 2 года назад +8

      Eventually you sleep till you can't anymore n after a couple weeks you start to eat everything

    • @bruh-bn3ni
      @bruh-bn3ni 2 года назад +5

      undereating actually leads to insomina and bad sleep so u would be screwed over regardless

  • @OhioSavage
    @OhioSavage 2 месяца назад +1

    Hey Joe, not chuck wagon nor chicken fried steak !! In Ohio we call this the county patty. Lunch trays at this level 2 prison called Noble correctional institution, 1 day you got a chicken patty, 1 day you get country patty, 1 day brakepad patty, fiah patty on Fridays, then Saturdays a big salad with a boil egg, and some cut up strips of sweat meat on top. This is the luch summer menu tho, in the winter they change it up and give you different types of lunch and dinners. Breakfast is the same each week, it would be different things thought the week for 7 days but each week it repeated. Thanks for the video Joe. Stay blessed 🙏 & stay woke out there Brody!!

  • @dingoboy1725
    @dingoboy1725 4 года назад +27

    One bottle of syrup mixed with 10 gallons of water that tickled the shit out of me

  • @queda5331
    @queda5331 4 года назад +31

    Intended message : Prison food sucks
    The foods in the clip : Ain't that bad.

    • @RonnieG
      @RonnieG 4 года назад +4

      Get locked up boy. You ain't eating shit. Actually all you eating is shit.

    • @queda5331
      @queda5331 4 года назад +2

      @@RonnieG chill out there, big boy.
      Its a joke. The foods in this clip ain't that bad, anyway.

    • @t0mwayne572
      @t0mwayne572 3 года назад

      @@RonnieG both sums it up pretty well from the looks of it. :3

  • @MrNoSleepOSRS
    @MrNoSleepOSRS 4 года назад +391

    commentary was on point the whole time lol u KILLED it in this video sir

    • @sporkinstien6571
      @sporkinstien6571 4 года назад +23

      God i love running into people i watch in completely unrelated content! Keep up the great vids nosleep

    • @phillop6076
      @phillop6076 4 года назад +4

      Lmfao what are u doin here haha

    • @sabbathm8245
      @sabbathm8245 4 года назад +1

      rs is everywhere

    • @kristophermann6528
      @kristophermann6528 4 года назад +2

      The guy on your left shoulders facial expression says it all.

    • @toguro5117
      @toguro5117 4 года назад

      Cool to see you here i worked at a prison most of the food is edible but some days are bad

  • @coreybagley5579
    @coreybagley5579 12 дней назад

    I live in norfolk Virginia so I recognize the Norfolk jail and Indian creek jail you spoke of. Thank for posting. I hope you detered people from going to jail.

  • @alstonl333
    @alstonl333 4 года назад +136

    FACTS,EAT IT OR STARVE.ITS THE JOINT.STAYING OUT CAUSE IM A FAT BOY.

    • @dsquebackyardbbq217
      @dsquebackyardbbq217 4 года назад +4

      Here here bro!

    • @msmechanic
      @msmechanic 4 года назад +10

      I dunno, love me some honey buns and white girls and im not takin about the snaaaccs lmao

    • @blessedbeyond2118
      @blessedbeyond2118 4 года назад +1

      theres your incentive lol

    • @ICreamsodAI
      @ICreamsodAI 4 года назад +2

      Haha whatever it takes

    • @josephbailey4421
      @josephbailey4421 4 года назад +4

      @@msmechanic u sure ain't panicking around the pink 😂😂😂

  • @thepondowner
    @thepondowner 4 года назад +27

    I really missed these series

  • @masterman8627
    @masterman8627 4 года назад +54

    When I was at FMC Lexington (feds), they served us prime rib, baked potato, dinner roll and ice cream on Memorial Day.
    I ate very well for the 3 months I was there. I feel bad for the guys in the state that have to eat the food in this video.

    • @akds14
      @akds14 4 года назад +12

      This one trick to get better food food in prison...... commit higher crimes

    • @slipknotshredder666
      @slipknotshredder666 4 года назад +5

      The Texas prison systems are pretty self sufficient. Some units have slaughter houses, some make the clothes, some the cheap ass state soap, etc. So (in my experience) we didn’t eat poorly in TDC. The pancakes we had every morning were fucking awful though. So bad that I can’t eat em in the free world no more.

    • @offensiveyeet
      @offensiveyeet 4 года назад +1

      Chris Torres how about that green ass soy milk in the morning that literally not a single person would drink

    • @GeorgeFord
      @GeorgeFord 4 года назад +2

      The only days they fed us semi decent was on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day. We'd get fried chickens on those instances, which led to brawls with dudes fighting over breasts and drumsticks.

    • @demarquesmcneill5559
      @demarquesmcneill5559 4 года назад

      I was in the county and we were getting similar shit to what y’all was eating in the feds

  • @jltrem
    @jltrem Месяц назад +1

    I've never been to prison. I've never been to jail. I have, however, served on county grand jury twice. When you serve on grand jury they give you a tour of the county jail in order to give you an idea of where you might be helping to send someone. You are given a tour of the kitchen as well. You are also provided a meal, the same one given to the inmates. The first tour I tasted the food in order to be polite. Tasted it. The second time I didn't touch it. One female juror actually got sick just looking at it.

  • @williegoodtimes5736
    @williegoodtimes5736 4 года назад +42

    That hamburger tray is waaaay too nice.

    • @proxyl0rd787
      @proxyl0rd787 3 года назад +3

      Shit i barely got bread and half a hotdog with some like pink lemonade powder n salt n shit

  • @barretnorcross9508
    @barretnorcross9508 4 года назад +52

    THAY GIVE you A "PORTION OF ""FOOD". Fit for a 10 year old ""GIRL"".. they want you to spend all your money ON COMMISSARY ....

  • @fungoorstitch
    @fungoorstitch 3 года назад +10

    This is by far my favorite APS video, and I've seen almost all of them. Most of these are probably jail trays or trays for when the Governor was visiting.

  • @jimbennett6501
    @jimbennett6501 3 года назад +4

    I never did time but it did work for the boc for 30 years and we had a staff side chow hall. I will give credit where credit is due those men who cooked in the staff side chow hall were excellent cooks.They were all in the culinary school and they did a great job and took pride in their cooking.Much respect to them

  • @MH-my3pu
    @MH-my3pu 4 года назад +18

    I'm here doing a 12 night shift (I'm 1 hour in) and I forgot my food at home. These foods look great now lol Keep up the great content 😎👍

  • @jenneedre9658
    @jenneedre9658 4 года назад +7

    im literally in tears. " brake pad" " meat rock " and the horse apple 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michealwhitehead4081
    @michealwhitehead4081 4 года назад +10

    Joe, I did 6 years in Kentucky. All at once. The jails and prisons in the state usually contract with a provider. If not, the inmates are the ones who prepare and serve the food. In Louisville, where I am from, an outside provider supervises while inmates prepare their approved menu. It's the same way in the state prison system. Their provider is Aramark. Aramark was a main reason the 2009 Northpoint riot happened. I was not at Northpoint, but got into the system just after it happened. I talked to several guys who said Aramark was doing things to add to tension already present.
    As for food, Aramark use a set menu. It is comprised of a breakfast, lunch and dinner. They also have something similar to "Fresh Favorites" at certain prisons. They cook certain things using their logistics and material and charge inmates for it. Things like real hamburgers and fries. On a given day, breakfast usually consists of grits/cream of wheat/farina, 2% milk, a dry biscuit. Sometimes they had 2-3 pancakes. Also a soy or turkey sausage that was horrible. They had a rolling menu for lunch and dinner. They had this crap called KC Cheesesteak. We called it Kentucky Corrections Cheesesteak. It was not steak. Aramark used a lot of mechanically separated chicken or pink slime in their menu. I submitted an open records request to Aramark and the DOC asking to know what was in our food. I was told I didn't have a right to know this under the law. Some of the meals we had were decent, just usually not enough of a portion size. We had nachos made out of MSC, 5-10 doritos or tortilla chips, watery cheese sauce, rice, beans, and state cake. For desserts, they would fluctuate between cookies, state cake, brownies. They also had decent soup. Grilled sandwiches were a favorite. They started giving us mystery meat hamburgers, but we had tater tots. Those things sold like hotcakes if you could get some from the guys in the kitchen. We had hot dogs, but they were disgusting. And we had sloppy joes and a barbeque sloppy joe type thing with bread. Very rarely got buns. The worst was when you went to court or somewhere off site. You got a sandwich, chips, and a water or juice type thing. As for drinks, it was either water, some nasty juice kool aid type thing that would literally stain the tables, or tea. I usually drank tea.
    Food was critical. Like you said. Eat it or you will starve. Thanks for doing this video.

    • @erichauck5747
      @erichauck5747 4 года назад +3

      Mechanically separated chicken is contained in Slim Jim's.

    • @michealwhitehead4081
      @michealwhitehead4081 4 года назад +2

      @@erichauck5747 it's in a lot of stuff. Textured vegetable protein is also. The problem I had was it was the meat or protein basis for a lot of meals. And they reused it. And the warnings on the Tyson box. For me, it wasn't about knowing the ingredients, I wanted to have Aramark put it in writing. I worked in the kitchen and saw the boxes and labels.

  • @THEKLEVER187
    @THEKLEVER187 Месяц назад +4

    I know p diddy mad right now 😂😂

  • @OrderRealm
    @OrderRealm 4 года назад +60

    Now this is how you get scared straight.

    • @ninjaviking1999
      @ninjaviking1999 4 года назад +1

      The Caesar has marked you for death, and his Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle.

    • @OrderRealm
      @OrderRealm 4 года назад +1

      @@ninjaviking1999 ANOTHER KILL TO MY NAME

    • @joaquimrodriguez8961
      @joaquimrodriguez8961 4 года назад +1

      No this is the time you better get your shit straight.

    • @Lowkey_nxthxn
      @Lowkey_nxthxn 4 года назад

      @@joaquimrodriguez8961 lol facts 😂😂😂

  • @wickedninja8599
    @wickedninja8599 4 года назад +67

    Corporations make money off of prisoners. So don’t think that they don’t want people going to jail. That’s why they don’t try to set you up to not go back. They do everything to make sure you end up back in.

    • @skylarmccloud4080
      @skylarmccloud4080 4 года назад +5

      Slavery has always been a multi billion dollar business,even in Ancient Rome. Multi Billions in Gold and Silver.

    • @markrush5013
      @markrush5013 4 года назад +4

      cop out...most people who end up back in jail have only one person to blame..themselves. if we didnt have so many folks who return to jail time after time those profiting from the whole jail thing would have to find other jobs.

    • @kristyann9912
      @kristyann9912 4 года назад

      But people choose prison.

    •  4 года назад +2

      @@markrush5013 false and unfortunately you're too intellectually unintelligent to have this convo

    • @DaRealPhillyJawn
      @DaRealPhillyJawn 4 года назад +2

      @Koba making billions off of human beings. Of course they want them back.

  • @sandistasiak4005
    @sandistasiak4005 4 года назад +6

    Def loving the prison content! Keep it coming!

  • @nimbus3218
    @nimbus3218 Месяц назад +1

    Beans and mystery meat that has written on the packaging “not for human consumption”

  • @evenhasawatermark
    @evenhasawatermark 4 года назад +19

    20:22 "Where is the cheese at though?" It's right there on the burger bro.
    First you thought the crushed pineapples that came with the pizza were cabbage, now you can't see the cheese. Seems like ol' Joe needs an eye exam.

  • @RagingInsomniac
    @RagingInsomniac 3 года назад +87

    funfact: schools get their lunches from the same providers that prisons get their food from. so when you think about it, youre basically preparing yourself for prison.

    • @danielromero4207
      @danielromero4207 3 года назад +3

      Really I didn't know that I remember school food be good and I never did Time in prison or county jail

    • @markburton8653
      @markburton8653 3 года назад +3

      No prison food is definitely on a different level. I would eat every tray if it was school food.

    • @lectornox
      @lectornox 3 года назад +1

      Sounds made up bro

    • @cleopatra1311
      @cleopatra1311 3 года назад +5

      That's true! ARAMARK serves jail, factories and schools

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 3 года назад +4

      the ironic thing is my old high school was supposed to be a prison but the state didn't have funds for it to be finished so they turned it into a high school you could even see the fences with razor wire were they were building the fences my old high school is Mingo Central Comprehensive High school in case you want to search up a photo of it or something

  • @aaronklug1941
    @aaronklug1941 3 года назад +7

    State of Colorado, we called the "Soup", '7 day soup', not the 'Manager Soup''. As for the hamburger tray, only on the 4th of July.

  • @MichaelMarchisotto
    @MichaelMarchisotto Месяц назад +1

    I did time at Dillwyn in Va State. 4th of. July; thanksgiving and Christmas was halfway decent. Usually, I traded the sweet breakfast trays and desserts for boiled eggs

  • @angelaharris1112
    @angelaharris1112 4 года назад +4

    So cool to find you. At age 59 i served a short time in county jail, and prison.

  • @3nvy_Peekaboo
    @3nvy_Peekaboo 4 года назад +11

    At the facility I was in the,”Chicken and gravy” meal was called Shank by the inmates. Because after you ate it it felt like someone was shanking you up from the inside.

  • @johncolombo6858
    @johncolombo6858 4 года назад +18

    i has locked up in wayne county PA prison and they fed us double cheeseburgers tator tots on the reg , cold cereal with milk and fruit they fed us quite well true story

    • @revoltoff
      @revoltoff 4 года назад

      I saw that one orientation of wash county man. Wtf that prison looked banging ngl. They had everything

    • @andrewbrown1936
      @andrewbrown1936 4 года назад

      Well shit, I live right near Wayne, PA I hope if I get arrested I go there

  • @JDUnwin-sh1sh
    @JDUnwin-sh1sh 17 дней назад

    This is such a fun video. It truly is entertaining and knowledgeable. I saw this years ago, and I always remembered it. I forgot how good it is. That guy has real talent. Great delivery, perfect timing, his experience is interesting, and wrapped in package that every guy can relate to. Fantastic video.

  • @nimbysep7602
    @nimbysep7602 4 года назад +31

    Having a lot of food sensitivities i ate everything i could but never tried to get a special diet cause then it was worse than a sweat meat sandwich

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 4 года назад +3

      🤦🏾‍♀️I'm gonna be sorry, but🤷🏾‍♀️...🤣What kinda sandwich is that?

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 4 года назад +2

      Oh gawd, nevermind...Saw it🤢🤮

    • @nimbysep7602
      @nimbysep7602 4 года назад +2

      @@ItsAllLove4Real you remember last month you bought cold cuts when you find that package that slipped down in the fridge? Thats sweat meat

    • @nimbysep7602
      @nimbysep7602 4 года назад +3

      @#TEAM TRUMP i do my best to stay in the free world but sometimes your past catches up with you.....

    • @ItsAllLove4Real
      @ItsAllLove4Real 4 года назад +1

      NimbySep I'm done🙌🏾😂😂😂😂

  • @lo7892
    @lo7892 4 года назад +14

    I did over 7 years in prison in New York. They used plates and bowls on a tray. The food was pretty good and a nice amount. You'd be surprised!

    • @leoross5777
      @leoross5777 4 года назад

      i was in a british colombian remand in vancouver that was the bomb. alberta ham steaks.. steamed veggies etc .then i went to oakalla which was condemned.

  • @jamesriggs6201
    @jamesriggs6201 3 года назад +36

    Here on AZ the prison food mainly the meat says "not for human consumption"

  • @deplorablecovfefe9489
    @deplorablecovfefe9489 Год назад +2

    The Cook County Tuesday night pepper steak is pretty good.- Jake Blues

  • @renea5667
    @renea5667 3 года назад +16

    I've heard of people going to prison for room and board and the food around winter time because of being homeless 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 3 года назад +2

      Yes, I’ve heard that about jail

    • @vickiefinney6073
      @vickiefinney6073 3 года назад +4

      I actually knew people like that when i was younger. They were homeless and needed somewhere to stay during the winter, so they'd do a small crime get sentenced to a couple months in jail then be out after winter.

    • @jacobshort6528
      @jacobshort6528 3 года назад

      I met a guy like that when I was in County. He drank until he pickled his brain. He sat in the sunny patch on the floor by the payphone most mornings and talked to the Angels.

  • @jasongivens6749
    @jasongivens6749 4 года назад +27

    I worked briefly as a C.O. at a state work release. The kitchen manager was an incredible cook. The homemade yeast rolls they made were better than any restaurant. The fried chicken was off the hook. On chicken days we had to monitor inmates to keep them from going through the line twice. They actually sold their chicken to other inmates. The kitchen was ran with more efficiecy than most restaurants. I guess with prison food it's all luck of the draw.

    • @stevenserna910
      @stevenserna910 Год назад +1

      How fortunate for you.

    • @AlexMoonrize
      @AlexMoonrize Год назад

      @@stevenserna910 lol

    • @JasonHouser-de2gv
      @JasonHouser-de2gv Год назад +1

      Yeah the food y’all eat is totally different meals than what the convicts eat I l know

    • @eg4325
      @eg4325 Год назад

      Prolly not the reality of most prisons

    • @Shawnsatisfiedwife
      @Shawnsatisfiedwife Год назад

      Yup chicken real chicken was a sellable item at the prison I worked at too but chicken was rare

  • @revoltoff
    @revoltoff 4 года назад +16

    THIS IS THE KINDA STUFF we wanna see Joe, Respect man you finally get it. Now we need some updates on some ppl man. And we need new people as well man come on bossman Joe!

  • @Thegreenplantman420
    @Thegreenplantman420 26 дней назад +1

    Joe loves the manager special 😂

  • @yenpham-jb4wo
    @yenpham-jb4wo 4 года назад +5

    He has a career in narrating. Very entertaining and funny. Well done sir. Please don’t shank me

  • @stephenjanusas2587
    @stephenjanusas2587 Месяц назад +3

    We called that Christmas meat because of all of the wonderful colors it had in it, lol..

  • @U.F.O_0908
    @U.F.O_0908 3 года назад +30

    "Boss Tray" is gonna be the title of my debut album. First track will be called "This is a boss tray".

    • @agustinvega8969
      @agustinvega8969 3 года назад +1

      I read this comment after he said it and I’m literally dead now you’re invited to my funeral 🤣💀

    • @Punkpsychobilly
      @Punkpsychobilly 3 года назад +1

      spacelord420 Is your band’s name going to be State Cake?

    • @U.F.O_0908
      @U.F.O_0908 3 года назад +1

      @@Punkpsychobilly Nah bro, we're called Two Soups fo Life

    • @Punkpsychobilly
      @Punkpsychobilly 3 года назад +1

      Lol even better. Big shout out to Two Soups Fo Life

    • @mathc1769
      @mathc1769 3 года назад

      rap name “Cadillac Spread”

  • @PatrickMcCormick-xc1mx
    @PatrickMcCormick-xc1mx Месяц назад +1

    Oh man I remember ECI in MD used to serve a dish they called meat salad. It was like a chicken salad but made out of bologna instead of chicken.

  • @Sam-xg4rd
    @Sam-xg4rd 5 месяцев назад +3

    I've been locked up in three different facilities in Michigan. Flint Michigan food isn't bad but it's not good. The best place to have Chow is Sandusky Michigan is the Sanilac County Corrections. In the absolute worst place to be locked up is Livingston County in Howell Michigan I cannot stand going to Howell but Sandusky Michigan is by far the best facility I have been in

    • @demonseed032
      @demonseed032 Месяц назад

      The worst would be Wayne County Jails in Detroit. Livingston County is considered nancies. Not nearly as bad.

  • @successfulfailure5153
    @successfulfailure5153 4 года назад +10

    joe: "meals you are guaranteed to eat in prison"
    also joe: "this next meal you might not be guaranteed to eat in every prison"

    • @Limejello713
      @Limejello713 4 года назад

      Just act right and you don’t have to eat prison meals. Just sayin’ 🤔

    • @successfulfailure5153
      @successfulfailure5153 4 года назад

      @@Limejello713 you're definitely right on that

  • @shirleyasearcy9430
    @shirleyasearcy9430 4 года назад +13

    I rember the tails my son told me about prison food. He said they served alot of johnny sacks where the meat was spoiled. Only on special holidays he said was decent food. Texas prisons ....

    • @maxxard7992
      @maxxard7992 3 года назад +2

      It honestly makes me wonder how do you even survive if the food is unsafe to eat

  • @Keith-rk4td
    @Keith-rk4td Месяц назад +1

    I got stuck at a small town housing,we ate these hot pocket style sticks for 3weeks. BLD. The dudes that had been there for longer said they were happy to get the H pockets. Before that it was cold corn dogs.

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 3 года назад +18

    TBH, I come from a poor family. I’m not poor now and I eat good but honestly, I could revert and go back to eating anything. I am really not hard to please. I would eat all that prison food.

    • @SpiritWolf209
      @SpiritWolf209 3 года назад +2

      Right? That looks just as good, or even better than some of the meals I've had in the past. They aren't great meals but they really don't look that bad either.

    • @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE
      @SAMSARALIVEEEEEE 3 года назад

      @@SpiritWolf209 Dude i’d eat the fuck out of that meal at 16:23

  • @troyseals8646
    @troyseals8646 4 года назад +21

    Lesson: Keep your ass out of prison

    • @jpoppinga8417
      @jpoppinga8417 4 года назад +1

      I think your right for the most part. But there is a small percent of prisoners who are guilty of nothing more then bad luck...

  • @Broinsis
    @Broinsis 2 года назад +6

    When i did my 2.5 years in juvenile prison in florida we had pizza, baked chicken every tuesday( chicken tuesday)
    Tatertot casserole

  • @dannyviturale2403
    @dannyviturale2403 7 месяцев назад +1

    Northampton Massachusetts, Hampshire county jail has a culinary program for prerelease. We were there test subjects!! The food was outstanding!!! Ice cream cake for dessert!!

  • @RunNGunX
    @RunNGunX 3 года назад +10

    At Harris county jail in Houston they serve loaf in gen pop cus the “chef is sick”

    • @mathc1769
      @mathc1769 3 года назад

      haha when they ain’t sick it’s always “chicken rocks” 713 for life

  • @lanmarknetworking3034
    @lanmarknetworking3034 4 года назад +12

    I worked at OK corrections industries when my level got low enough. I was making those corn dogs and the chicken patties for all of DOC.

  • @DanielleSnyder
    @DanielleSnyder 4 года назад +9

    I’d love a video where you remake your favorite prison trays.

  • @Carbonfrion
    @Carbonfrion Месяц назад +1

    FCI Gilmer in West Virginia, They gave you grapefruits or oranges for every fruit. It was like in an abundance. Every now and then you get a banana or an apple. 90% of the time grapefruit or orange. Bring back a couple grapefruits with you, keep them in your locker, a good little healthy snack.

  • @williamyoung7204
    @williamyoung7204 4 года назад +38

    Sup my APS fam😎hope everyone's staying safe and well out there 😎APS4LYFE ❤️

    • @Synrgiii
      @Synrgiii 4 года назад +6

      I'm not because my government is forcing learned helplessness under the guise of the common cold. Not to mention medical facism. No one can STAY safe if they NEVER were.

  • @derekhall7610
    @derekhall7610 4 года назад +23

    Never in my life have i seen that food in county jail. Hanover Co. Virginia will serve you stuff they dont even know what it is.

    • @jossuegarza215
      @jossuegarza215 4 года назад +1

      @@montay759 lol..same here in san antonio texas... shit looks like cat food... bologna is one of the best plates served here

    • @shawnbaker3245
      @shawnbaker3245 4 года назад

      Never been there. But I'm from Louisa. I know people that have. They've told me horror stories about how shitty it is there.

    • @jossuegarza215
      @jossuegarza215 4 года назад

      @@montay759 shit. They're ok.. don't get me wrong I love bologna.. its just the rest of the shit in the tray is what I don't like and how stingy the bologna is

  • @Pfirtzer
    @Pfirtzer 3 года назад +32

    I was so poor that prisonfood looks like champagne and caviar.Even rats started to throw breadcrumbs at me feeling sorry that I didn't have food as a kid.

    • @t0mwayne572
      @t0mwayne572 3 года назад +7

      Sounds like youve been through something like the great depression :( the only time when killing someone to go to prison might be worth it if they still kept serving food like this video.

    • @sunflowersamurai1724
      @sunflowersamurai1724 3 года назад +5

      Ratz are decent folk 👌

    • @chrisallie9960
      @chrisallie9960 3 года назад +1

      Get a job gronk, I spent 2 years in prison in Australia 🇦🇺 and now I’ve got a job and jail is just the past

    • @ImARealHumanPerson
      @ImARealHumanPerson 3 года назад +3

      @@chrisallie9960 bootstrapping in the RUclips comments.. I've seen it all now.

    • @chrisallie9960
      @chrisallie9960 3 года назад +1

      @@ImARealHumanPerson and u are a jock strap

  • @Keith-rk4td
    @Keith-rk4td Месяц назад +1

    Chicken ala King,can chicken and cream of chicken soup served up over a piece of stale bread.