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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • www.time-lapse... - Timelapse Coffee (4K) over the course of 65 days available for licensing at www.time-lapse...
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @enzoperruccio
    @enzoperruccio 4 года назад +3569

    Coffee: rots
    Beans: *why are we still here? just to suffer?*

    • @Smoke1130
      @Smoke1130 4 года назад +54

      @TheBananaQueen probably the bible lol.

    • @hannah-tl1yy
      @hannah-tl1yy 4 года назад +5

      TheBananaQueen
      I think TikTok lmao

    • @the8264
      @the8264 4 года назад +3

      I Don’t Know What To Call This it’s a video game but I don’t remember which

    • @hannah-tl1yy
      @hannah-tl1yy 4 года назад +5

      madicecream
      Yeah I recognize it but I can’t tell where it’s from lmao

    • @the8264
      @the8264 4 года назад

      francis neville yea

  • @rakhimondal5949
    @rakhimondal5949 5 лет назад +8112

    Now that coffee would keep you asleep forever

  • @richardk.2959
    @richardk.2959 5 лет назад +3210

    Food: exists
    Mold spores: allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @luismacarandan5545
    @luismacarandan5545 4 года назад +2065

    Someone: forgets to drink coffee.
    Air: Fine I’ll drink it.

  • @whateveryou9382
    @whateveryou9382 5 лет назад +7641

    Everything : *exist*
    Mold : it's free real estate

    • @fortnitesus
      @fortnitesus 5 лет назад +163

      except for egg just crystallized

    • @purplesam2609
      @purplesam2609 5 лет назад +56

      Nobody:
      Not a single soul:
      The Girl With All The Gifts: hey this is what a moldy human looks like

    • @aokimika9249
      @aokimika9249 5 лет назад +11

      And alcohol.

    • @lemoncookies5842
      @lemoncookies5842 5 лет назад +26

      1, 2 buckle my shoe! 3,4 shut the door! 5,6 pick up sticks! 7,8 ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

    • @Magnus_Deus
      @Magnus_Deus 5 лет назад +8

      Can Mold live in space?

  • @karo5342
    @karo5342 5 лет назад +1952

    Day 1: Black Coffee
    Day 34: Black Coffee
    Day 67: Black Coffee
    Day 89: Black Coffee
    Day 100: Hard Green Tea

  • @Jebby44v
    @Jebby44v 5 лет назад +24542

    *When your coffee gets Depresso*

    • @jackdufort952
      @jackdufort952 5 лет назад +156

      Lol

    • @nintendo2581
      @nintendo2581 5 лет назад +176

      Wow, that’s fucked up..

    • @Demulouss
      @Demulouss 5 лет назад +80

      But depresso is a coffee 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥💥

    • @moonlight_5836
      @moonlight_5836 5 лет назад +310

      When ur espresso gets derpesso

    • @blueteeth8342
      @blueteeth8342 5 лет назад +116

      More like, when your espresso gets depresso

  • @cheese___8589
    @cheese___8589 4 года назад +869

    I love how the coffee beans are just like “u good bro?”

  • @faastex
    @faastex 5 лет назад +3237

    I had no idea mold could grow on literally anything

    • @hoowdydave
      @hoowdydave 5 лет назад +225

      Fastex everything has bacteria on it!

    • @zerohero7074
      @zerohero7074 5 лет назад +77

      @@hoowdydave Wow, your really "major"!

    • @papyrusthecatmeow669
      @papyrusthecatmeow669 5 лет назад +10

      Ikr

    • @heyhuhh1366
      @heyhuhh1366 5 лет назад +232

      I once forgot a cup of vodka in my room. even vodka can get a nice foamy coat of mold

    • @taeyeong_ss9755
      @taeyeong_ss9755 5 лет назад +21

      Also : gods mold

  • @walnut6922
    @walnut6922 5 лет назад +3103

    How delicious, the coffee turned into matcha powder. Thanks for the recipe. Definitely would try.

    • @aribloservinwtf
      @aribloservinwtf 5 лет назад +43

      hunny pot ummmm

    • @okiean1321
      @okiean1321 5 лет назад +183

      @@aribloservinwtf *yummmm

    • @s3rpent11
      @s3rpent11 5 лет назад +14

      @@okiean1321 Plz don't be angry but what is that? :)
      (the "match a powder)

    • @okiean1321
      @okiean1321 5 лет назад +59

      @@s3rpent11 matcha powder, japanese green tea

    • @user-bv7xt2jf4l
      @user-bv7xt2jf4l 5 лет назад +7

      Sarcasm

  • @NN-ix2uc
    @NN-ix2uc 5 лет назад +2458

    When your coffee is so old that even the mold starts to expire

  • @Mr.Looooong
    @Mr.Looooong 4 года назад +1226

    Everybody gangsta till your coffee turn to green tea...

  • @youssefnaifer1602
    @youssefnaifer1602 4 года назад +2789

    Everybody's gangsta until a ghost start drinking coffee

    • @_GabrielBC_
      @_GabrielBC_ 4 года назад +160

      Evaporation: Am I a joke to you?

    • @juliansaja7204
      @juliansaja7204 4 года назад +6

      Bacot ngemis like

    • @makedahscrafts5468
      @makedahscrafts5468 4 года назад +40

      @Gabriel Camargo Fungus, bacteria, and invertebrates: am I a joke to you?

    • @wickivicton9450
      @wickivicton9450 4 года назад +4

      is that zenitsu vibe?

    • @tayoo2365
      @tayoo2365 4 года назад +4

      @@juliansaja7204 paansi paan

  • @__eva
    @__eva 4 года назад +4440

    Everyone: *doesnt drink coffee*
    nitrogen and oxygen: *I’ll just do it myself*

    • @vonschezar3356
      @vonschezar3356 4 года назад +25

      Copied!

    • @evernesskyle
      @evernesskyle 4 года назад +25

      @@vonschezar3356 Copied!

    • @arealminecrafter8193
      @arealminecrafter8193 4 года назад +15

      Sure a copied comment

    • @34tm49
      @34tm49 4 года назад +10

      Copied!!!

    • @softtwae
      @softtwae 4 года назад +10

      Princess Rey I cant tell if this is copied or original because the same comment under this also says “2 weeks ago” and this says “2 weeks ago”

  • @pfftwhatever6245
    @pfftwhatever6245 4 года назад +1869

    ...all i can think about is how stained that cup is going to be

    • @HotBunnyKookiePotato
      @HotBunnyKookiePotato 4 года назад +88

      They'll probably throw it

    • @monkeyman7048
      @monkeyman7048 4 года назад +5

      pfft whatever. Same

    • @darcyrose597
      @darcyrose597 4 года назад +4

      pfft whatever That’s exactly what I was thinking😂😰

    • @Silver-xi5sx
      @Silver-xi5sx 4 года назад +2

      And how it would stink 😂

    • @Solaceon
      @Solaceon 4 года назад +36

      You'd be surprised. I struggle with some killer depression and I forget coffee out to mold all the time. I once forgot a cup in a cabinet for a month or so but mine tends to get rough after a few days because of the climate here. I just wash them out with a good antibacterial soap and the hottest water my hands can handle and use them later. *shrug*

  • @jimdim2222
    @jimdim2222 4 года назад +200

    Water: "I must evaporate!" *quickly disappears*
    Beans: "I must turn myself back into nature!" *grows mold and turns into grass*

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 4 года назад +1

      Why do i read this in a danny devito voice 😂

    • @lucagiovanninieddu2603
      @lucagiovanninieddu2603 3 года назад

      They are more like "Toastyyy"

    • @Op3ium_
      @Op3ium_ 3 года назад

      Ahahahahah

  • @CalebsLaziminoes
    @CalebsLaziminoes 5 лет назад +1303

    If you wanna see an invisible person drinking coffee, you've come to the right place.

    • @CalebsLaziminoes
      @CalebsLaziminoes 5 лет назад

      Yes.

    • @imyourdad9704
      @imyourdad9704 4 года назад +3

      Caleb's Laziminoes
      Why is he shaking when he touches the Item sometimes in videos 💀

    • @karlamartinez7608
      @karlamartinez7608 4 года назад +2

      @@imyourdad9704 idk cause he wants to shake.? We will never know..🤔🤔

    • @wondering.why.
      @wondering.why. 4 года назад +2

      I’m your Dad Maybe because it grosses him out?

    • @thapintster
      @thapintster 4 года назад +1

      thing is if he drinks it does he drink the mold?

  • @lily8880
    @lily8880 4 года назад +2281

    people in 2012: *i wonder what will happen in the future*
    in 2020: *us watching videos of coffee rotting*

  • @caitlynive4573
    @caitlynive4573 5 лет назад +3591

    *5-Minute-Crafts*
    How to paint a mug with just coffee

  • @mikgriffen
    @mikgriffen 4 года назад +969

    Mom: The coffee isn't going to drink itself!
    The coffee: You sure?

  • @theanxiousdemon6595
    @theanxiousdemon6595 4 года назад +1647

    Waiter: Do you like your coffee black or with milk?
    Me: I'd like my coffee *crystallized.*

    • @thetrashtrain3774
      @thetrashtrain3774 4 года назад +64

      Waiter: Ok miss please wait for about 60 days as we get that done for you

    • @Fluxx_edits
      @Fluxx_edits 4 года назад +17

      @@thetrashtrain3774 waiter: wait why TF is it growing on my arm

    • @simpleeasyrecipes5974
      @simpleeasyrecipes5974 4 года назад +3

      Waiter so it will be 50k and 50 days please stay here for 50 days

    • @athenamills6236
      @athenamills6236 4 года назад +3

      Stolen comment bruh

    • @theanxiousdemon6595
      @theanxiousdemon6595 4 года назад +2

      If I'm honest I had no idea someone had already used this. Really sorry 😅

  • @pagolainaki7175
    @pagolainaki7175 4 года назад +574

    I blinked for a moment and everything was green.

    • @hobii3129
      @hobii3129 4 года назад +49

      Are you sure you didn't take a 3 minute nap

    • @pagolainaki7175
      @pagolainaki7175 4 года назад +42

      @@hobii3129 Sometimes I close my eyes and the class has finished, so it's not imposible.

    • @powerwriter3152
      @powerwriter3152 4 года назад +2

      Well I looked at your comment and there were two green "eyes" staring at the ceiling.☕

    • @shakirahawkins8671
      @shakirahawkins8671 4 года назад +4

      Well then you must’ve had a sip of this coffee

    • @iamaghost6859
      @iamaghost6859 4 года назад

      Are u sure u didn't skip with eyes closed?

  • @iamfillingthe50wordlimitwi16
    @iamfillingthe50wordlimitwi16 5 лет назад +219

    The air is drinking the coffee.....
    It takes time...

    • @dmw2858
      @dmw2858 4 года назад

      Evaporation idiot

    • @so4ko423
      @so4ko423 4 года назад +6

      r/boomers ^

    • @finnsmit5275
      @finnsmit5275 4 года назад +1

      @@dmw2858 u must be fun at parties

    • @vapezyh3730
      @vapezyh3730 4 года назад +1

      @@dmw2858 no shit, still surprised you knew that... ;

  • @ShoopityDoopity
    @ShoopityDoopity 4 года назад +849

    “Dang watching white wine turn into nothing but dried out mold was crazy.”
    RUclips: “but wait, there’s more!”

    • @innongewamulume2911
      @innongewamulume2911 4 года назад +16

      That's where it all begins.. lol

    • @innongewamulume2911
      @innongewamulume2911 4 года назад +2

      That's where it all begins.. lol

    • @AnupamMukherjee316
      @AnupamMukherjee316 4 года назад +8

      Lol I started with the exact same video.

    • @you.found.chrisss
      @you.found.chrisss 4 года назад +4

      i feel like we’re all just out here living the same quarantine lol

    • @lilbean4293
      @lilbean4293 4 года назад

      I started with the rotting mango lol. The ice cream one scarred me for life though QwQ

  • @awmui
    @awmui 5 лет назад +439

    *watches a coffee time-lapse video as I drink tea*

    • @sarahfantasy4624
      @sarahfantasy4624 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao that's what I'm doing rn 😂😂😂

    • @froggyslap
      @froggyslap 5 лет назад +8

      tea, the superior beverage

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 5 лет назад +1

      @@froggyslap no coffe is

    • @annalee1847
      @annalee1847 5 лет назад

      holly crap i am drinking sweet tea wtf

    • @annalee1847
      @annalee1847 5 лет назад

      no tea is @@DarkEclipse78

  • @smuwug
    @smuwug 4 года назад +1159

    When things get moldy, it kinda look like a Minecraft world generating

    • @blackcat-sp4ej
      @blackcat-sp4ej 4 года назад

      Sissy Catison's channel me tooooo

    • @tomjones7081
      @tomjones7081 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @menschenskind1
      @menschenskind1 4 года назад +1

      YOU'RE SO RIGHT LMFAO

    • @captainrobots1
      @captainrobots1 4 года назад +5

      @Sissy Catison's channel some types of mold is good and safe to eat.

    • @lemongloves
      @lemongloves 4 года назад +4

      Imagine a moldy coffee biome

  • @rx1511
    @rx1511 4 года назад +610

    Air: I don't get paid enough for this "drinks coffee"

    • @teslamodels2283
      @teslamodels2283 4 года назад +3

      It steals money by wind

    • @011egis
      @011egis 4 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @red-x454
      @red-x454 4 года назад +2

      Eat yo cereal

    • @rx1511
      @rx1511 4 года назад +2

      RED-X dw I’m eating it rn :)

    • @red-x454
      @red-x454 4 года назад

      @@rx1511 what kind

  • @biologicalseed777
    @biologicalseed777 4 года назад +405

    Me before watching: "Can coffee grow mold..?"
    Me after watching: "Oh, they can."

    • @afterburnerdyanite4555
      @afterburnerdyanite4555 4 года назад +2

      Warm damp environment and your coffee can turn into that

    • @biologicalseed777
      @biologicalseed777 4 года назад +1

      @@afterburnerdyanite4555 Thanks for the information, might be useful in the future.

    • @-peachys-567
      @-peachys-567 4 года назад +1

      Can i know what is mold ?

    • @afterburnerdyanite4555
      @afterburnerdyanite4555 4 года назад +4

      @@-peachys-567 a type of fungus that thrives with moister and can come in quite a few colors and they move through the air in spores so you are in contact with it a lot but it's pretty safe in small amounts and if it's on your food don't eat the food and if you do you'll be I bit safe if it's in a small amount just check food you think I'd a bit old and if it has weird spots and smell then don't eat it

    • @-peachys-567
      @-peachys-567 4 года назад

      @@afterburnerdyanite4555 ty

  • @7seven788
    @7seven788 4 года назад +1417

    Coffee: *nobody wants to drink it*
    Also coffee: *”fine I’ll drink myself.”*

    • @myyuh99
      @myyuh99 4 года назад +29

      S👏T👏O👏L👏E👏N

    • @mlha5371
      @mlha5371 4 года назад +18

      you just straight up stole a comment from the water video

    • @arielraga656
      @arielraga656 4 года назад +11

      He didn’t copy the water comment said Water: *no one drank it*
      Air: fine I’ll drink it

    • @7seven788
      @7seven788 4 года назад +3

      pιcĸlecнιnnn xx lmao

    • @7seven788
      @7seven788 4 года назад +2

      Monkey Man Will Save You SHE*

  • @Elizabeth-qj3mo
    @Elizabeth-qj3mo 5 лет назад +145

    This video took like 4 months, that's some real dedication. You deserve more subs

    • @Elizabeth-qj3mo
      @Elizabeth-qj3mo 5 лет назад +1

      Krafko - I know, there’s one video that’s took like around a year

    • @Dan-zw5po
      @Dan-zw5po 5 лет назад +3

      60 days is 2 months.

    • @sebbystruesdail
      @sebbystruesdail 2 года назад

      Yup. He is definitely the time-lapser. He likes to test out foods and drinks using times in hours, days, weeks, and months.

  • @minerplayzgd5334
    @minerplayzgd5334 4 года назад +353

    *Everybody gangsta till you notice you have to wash the dishes after the coffee molds*

    • @user-oj7vm8yl9l
      @user-oj7vm8yl9l 4 года назад +42

      One time I left out a little bit of orange juice in a cup for like 5 days and when I checked it there was so much mold. I didn't like the feeling of knowing Im drinking out of a cup that once had mold in it so I yeeted the entire cup (with the mold) into the trash.
      Edit: the worse part was that there was a straw and when I took the straw out it just made a hole cuz it was so thick. 😖🤢

    • @prettyrat.
      @prettyrat. 4 года назад +12

      xXLyricKi'ssXx2
      Same thing with canned soup left in my favourite mug… blech

    • @user-oj7vm8yl9l
      @user-oj7vm8yl9l 4 года назад +4

      @@prettyrat. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • @RuriDaisy
      @RuriDaisy 4 года назад +21

      I thought we agreed that we will throw them into nearby lava...

    • @dana-mp5ti
      @dana-mp5ti 4 года назад +7

      i remember a time i left a plastic bottle with orange juice inside in my bag for a couple weeks, i opened it and it exploded

  • @yannickgaensicke509
    @yannickgaensicke509 4 года назад +110

    The ghost be like: thanks for da coffee, ill leave you the last sip

  • @thanosnugget7930
    @thanosnugget7930 5 лет назад +242

    Starbucks: How would you like it?
    Me: Hard and Moldy

    • @lad4415
      @lad4415 5 лет назад +4

      *Hilarious and original*

    • @Xe54official
      @Xe54official 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @seldom6007
      @seldom6007 4 года назад

      100th like. Thank me later if likes matter on a 6 month old comment

  • @julia-cc9ut
    @julia-cc9ut 4 года назад +343

    They: You just can't drink yourself!
    Coffee: *Hold my cup*

  • @GM-dg6mj
    @GM-dg6mj 4 года назад +3899

    "mom can we have starbucks?"
    "no, we have starbucks at home"
    the starbucks at home:

    • @1500Chevy
      @1500Chevy 4 года назад +30

      That One Dude Starbucks is ass

    • @Maido876
      @Maido876 4 года назад +174

      Me: "Mom, can we have original comments?"
      Mom: "No, we have original comments on RUclips."
      Comments on RUclips:

    • @potato-se7dm
      @potato-se7dm 4 года назад +34

      @@Maido876 original 👌😂

    • @Raven-pn2mg
      @Raven-pn2mg 4 года назад +20

      ominomino how many times do I have to tell you Hopeless haters! EVERY. WORD. IN. THE. WORLD. HAS. BEEN. SAID. AT. LEAST. ONCE. You disrespectful cup of moldy coffee!! LET. THE. PERSON. BE!!!!! AND. LET. THEM. COMMENT. WITHOUT. DEAlING. WITH. CRAP. Or at least your personality which crap also describes.

    • @glaciersnw
      @glaciersnw 4 года назад +14

      @Ren Alejandro might as well remove commenting and liking, then.

  • @erinliebenberg835
    @erinliebenberg835 4 года назад +121

    Coffee: is nobody gonna drink me?
    Day 4 coffee: it’s ok I’ve got it covered

  • @simonvloggt2298
    @simonvloggt2298 5 лет назад +636

    Well I think in the end the cup is not useful anymore.

    • @pufta5952
      @pufta5952 5 лет назад +5

      Ikr same!

    • @ccoolflamexxz4344
      @ccoolflamexxz4344 5 лет назад +3

      Probably not

    • @fabio425
      @fabio425 5 лет назад +70

      @@pufta5952 What do you mean by saying same? Do you mean, you aren't useful anymore as well🤔

    • @tamastakacs8185
      @tamastakacs8185 5 лет назад +19

      Just wash it with ACID.

    • @selia464
      @selia464 5 лет назад +2

      And so the spoon as well

  • @xvs9000
    @xvs9000 5 лет назад +392

    an accurate depiction of my mental state during the school year.

    • @Jordan_Dossou
      @Jordan_Dossou 5 лет назад +14

      I felt that. I'm getting better though 😊

    • @xvs9000
      @xvs9000 5 лет назад +9

      @@Jordan_Dossou Yeah, same here heheh

    • @cklounge2096
      @cklounge2096 5 лет назад +13

      *Everybody Felt That*

    • @spooks2170
      @spooks2170 5 лет назад +3

      Such A Tragedy amen to that

    • @alexei1882
      @alexei1882 5 лет назад +3

      Slowly deteriorating...

  • @AlphaWolf-11734
    @AlphaWolf-11734 4 года назад +818

    Me: I don't feel like finishing this cup of coffee.
    Coffee: FINE I'll just drink myself!

    • @gromp1847
      @gromp1847 4 года назад +7

      🙄always this freakin joke

    • @p_pthenoob
      @p_pthenoob 4 года назад +12

      Mold: am I a joke to u?

    • @aslimebagthing3222
      @aslimebagthing3222 4 года назад

      So true

    • @tissb6351
      @tissb6351 4 года назад +1

      I dont know why people like to comment this

    • @analyngarcia7051
      @analyngarcia7051 4 года назад +1

      You left your coffee out for 60 days??

  • @yopain5359
    @yopain5359 4 года назад +219

    Depressed People: *kills themselves*
    Depressed Coffee: *drinks itself*

  • @Cat-Box
    @Cat-Box 4 года назад +290

    Me: Oh it's just coffee. Can't be that bad.
    Coffee: *starts rotting*
    Me:
    Coffee:

    • @areaofapplauses2258
      @areaofapplauses2258 4 года назад +4

      Nezuko-chan!!!!!

    • @Batfish71
      @Batfish71 4 года назад +4

      Nezuko-chan!!!!!

    • @Cat-Box
      @Cat-Box 4 года назад +1

      @@Batfish71 i see you are a person of culture as well

    • @Cat-Box
      @Cat-Box 4 года назад +2

      @@areaofapplauses2258 i see you are a person of culture as well

    • @erikam4351
      @erikam4351 4 года назад +2

      Nezuko-Chan!!

  • @baijuravi5399
    @baijuravi5399 4 года назад +581

    Me: _Still wonders how ants didn't attack the coffee_

    • @ttbro29
      @ttbro29 4 года назад +30

      Because its probably in a controlled place where ants wont be able to acces the CoFFFFFeeeEE

    • @khushboo3412
      @khushboo3412 4 года назад +5

      @@ttbro29 no

    • @khushboo3412
      @khushboo3412 4 года назад +25

      Its bitter thats why and its just coffe + water

    • @ttbro29
      @ttbro29 4 года назад +9

      Khushboo Hingarajia u don’t know if there is sugar in it or not...

    • @FireFight-od4qu
      @FireFight-od4qu 4 года назад +23

      Caffeine is a poison for most insects (look it up), so even if the ant were able to get to the coffee they certainly wouldn’t feast on it.

  • @Sugarbellstudioss
    @Sugarbellstudioss 5 лет назад +647

    This is gross but awesome and cool at the same time!!

    • @guitarhill9003
      @guitarhill9003 5 лет назад +6

      sugar bell studios this is grose?
      Watch graffitti aubergine timelapse
      Or Kiwi smoothie timelapse

    • @sirmanki
      @sirmanki 5 лет назад +4

      @@guitarhill9003 yeah he haven't seen what is gross in here yet XD

    • @guitarhill9003
      @guitarhill9003 5 лет назад +2

      Xenon Dash lol some of these videos are really grose while other are really cool. XD
      One very positively viewed is the dragon fruit. (The green and white funguy makes it look like a valley with grass and clouds)

    • @willoverdoseonmusic
      @willoverdoseonmusic 5 лет назад +2

      @@guitarhill9003 What about the hotdog timelapse? It had maggots!

    • @guitarhill9003
      @guitarhill9003 5 лет назад +2

      Gabriel's Random Videos i just watched it and holy cheeto its fucking disgusting, tho have you seen the aubergine?
      It looks like a splat of vegimite that has been shat on every day for 8 years

  • @SuperRowdyTube
    @SuperRowdyTube 4 года назад +171

    "This coffee isn't going to drink itself!"
    Coffee: hold my mould.

    • @KristjanLovesCars
      @KristjanLovesCars 4 года назад +2

      Clinton Mouton mold*

    • @SuperRowdyTube
      @SuperRowdyTube 4 года назад +4

      @@KristjanLovesCars errr.. no. It's "mould". The proper English.

    • @KristjanLovesCars
      @KristjanLovesCars 4 года назад +1

      @@SuperRowdyTube oh okay hahahaha

    • @lenafoxy7674
      @lenafoxy7674 4 года назад +5

      @@SuperRowdyTube You are both right, one is just British and the other American. Not really "proper English", just saying.

    • @lenafoxy7674
      @lenafoxy7674 4 года назад +1

      @@KristjanLovesCars You had it right. Both spellings are correct.

  • @iamseamonkey6688
    @iamseamonkey6688 4 года назад +219

    Coffee: drinks itself
    Everyone: you weren't supposed to do that

  • @teccy3176
    @teccy3176 5 лет назад +616

    Coffee y u didnt drink me
    U knoe what ill drink myself

    • @KawaiiMorganz
      @KawaiiMorganz 5 лет назад +2

      BlackTec Playz 😂 😂 😂

    • @fw_jedx5700
      @fw_jedx5700 5 лет назад +5

      @@ilikecheese294 why did u feel the need to say that, go somewhere

    • @rrurum
      @rrurum 5 лет назад +3

      Has Gacha in their username and PFP
      Assumes the comment was made by a child because of their grammar
      You know what? I'll just say that you're a child.

    • @silentgreats4412
      @silentgreats4412 5 лет назад +1

      @@ilikecheese294 Are you aware that not everyone's native tounge is english?

    • @silentgreats4412
      @silentgreats4412 5 лет назад +10

      @@ilikecheese294 Just a piece of advice. If you see a comment that was typed in wrong grammar don't point it out because you'll look like a nerd and a keyboard warrior. dude/girl this is internet and a lot of people can't speak english fluently so don't argue about their grammar.

  • @killer-oh7ke
    @killer-oh7ke 5 лет назад +295

    It's looks weird ..... it looks like there is a smal world in the coffee

  • @fp7521
    @fp7521 4 года назад +39

    Nobody:
    Air: family today we eat

  • @TheYoutubaki
    @TheYoutubaki 5 лет назад +31

    This video motivated me to go clean my kitchen

  • @xjusticeoncex9392
    @xjusticeoncex9392 5 лет назад +138

    4:40 Temponaut shaking and quaking in them boots

  • @DreamscapeSYN
    @DreamscapeSYN 4 года назад +202

    You: *Not drinking your coffee for over 20 days*
    Mold: *allow us to introduce ourselves.*

  • @AngelicPelican
    @AngelicPelican 4 года назад +20

    The coffee when nobody drinks it
    "Do i have to do everything myself?"

  • @xKomer
    @xKomer 5 лет назад +309

    But....
    Was it with or without sugar?

    • @feliscatusdaisannobakudan1597
      @feliscatusdaisannobakudan1597 5 лет назад +23

      And what about creamer?

    • @FazerHippocampe
      @FazerHippocampe 5 лет назад +33

      @Ralsei with a gun the worse coffee, litteraly no taste, just bitter

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 5 лет назад +8

      rEEtarded Huskar there’s obviously no creamer. Ever seen coffee before?

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 5 лет назад +7

      Ralsei with a gun The exact opposite of the best coffee. Might as well drink uncarbonated coke as well.

    • @neckslicer
      @neckslicer 5 лет назад +3

      @@erronblack308 r\woooosh

  • @argeli1000
    @argeli1000 4 года назад +383

    I’m not drinking from that cup even if it was cleaned

  • @SeerIncYT
    @SeerIncYT 5 лет назад +361

    "dude where tf is my coffee?"
    "I'm using it for a youtube video"
    "da fuq you doing with coffee that would make a RUclips video?"
    "wOULDN'T yOU lIKE tO kNOW!"

  • @jesterr965
    @jesterr965 4 года назад +43

    Anyone not talking about how the coffee beans didn't change in the rest of the video?

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 4 года назад +1

      I bet they are hard as a rock though

    • @seven5677
      @seven5677 4 года назад +3

      Unrelated. But that metal spoon will start to rust 4-5 years later.

    • @seven5677
      @seven5677 4 года назад +1

      Unrelated. But that metal spoon will start to rust 4-5 years later.

    • @IAmBuddythedecibwave
      @IAmBuddythedecibwave 3 года назад +7

      Microbes need water to perform a lot of their biological processes. Dried products will 'keep' for longer because of this. Just goes to show how dependent all of the various forms of life on earth are on water.

    • @jesterr965
      @jesterr965 3 года назад

      @@IAmBuddythedecibwave No shit sherlock 😂

  • @cintivla
    @cintivla 4 года назад +616

    me: haha that’s going to get moldy real quick, i know that from first hand experience
    coffee: doesnt turn moldy until well over two weeks later
    me: ....whats wrong with my coffee

    • @AyseY
      @AyseY 4 года назад +8

      @Odradek i was thinking the same with the comment then saw yours and made perfect sense lol thank you!!

    • @ha8008
      @ha8008 4 года назад +2

      Why the f*ck does your coffee talk to you

    • @pr7997
      @pr7997 4 года назад +7

      Why did you even have coffee left for well over 2 weeks?

    • @tatertotter808
      @tatertotter808 4 года назад +1

      Mila R Reading is key. Sadly you’re an idiot

    • @joec200012
      @joec200012 4 года назад

      Cream and sugar

  • @rosannairis8171
    @rosannairis8171 5 лет назад +216

    Coffee? Gone
    Mold? Expired
    Mug? Green
    Hotel? Trivago

  • @swmybeloved
    @swmybeloved 5 лет назад +862

    E

    • @mariehansen4037
      @mariehansen4037 5 лет назад +56

      Nah, I'm fine

    • @gachaaubreyedits1641
      @gachaaubreyedits1641 5 лет назад +14

      I couldn't even make a funny comment! XD thanks for making my day dude

    • @Whabvsik19737
      @Whabvsik19737 5 лет назад +4

      🤣

    • @jaspernavall8204
      @jaspernavall8204 5 лет назад +2

      @@hi-kc2wu r/wooosh

    • @becky_1919
      @becky_1919 5 лет назад +3

      Ouch!!! That would be very painful. Your muscles would atrophy and deep soars (bed soars) would develop from not moving. I would rather die before that happens😮😮

  • @ifyoufoundmeyoumustbereall571
    @ifyoufoundmeyoumustbereall571 4 года назад +9

    Oh that? That’s just our finest matcha powder, it goes great with anything or you could have it plain! 😀

  • @oeungtichheang2005
    @oeungtichheang2005 4 года назад +71

    Me : Hey! Who drank ma coffee?
    Cup : *Starts sweating*

    • @lannnete
      @lannnete 4 года назад

      LMAOOOO😭😭😭

    • @speedyme200
      @speedyme200 4 года назад

      That's cuphead but where's mugman?

  • @frndo_rdgs
    @frndo_rdgs 5 лет назад +77

    I'm obsessed with this channel 😱💙

  • @deadshotgaming5448
    @deadshotgaming5448 4 года назад +66

    1969 : 50 years in the future we will have flying cars
    2020 : watching coffee timelapse on RUclips

  • @woowoowoowoo916
    @woowoowoowoo916 4 года назад +2

    The shades of brown on the inside of the cup are so pretty

  • @3hreejay242
    @3hreejay242 5 лет назад +4

    Man you have to be the most committed/patient youtuber on here. Like to make these videos takes a lot of time. We appreciate you man🙏🏽

  • @seesikopter
    @seesikopter 4 года назад +138

    Anything thats edible: * exists *
    Mold: let me introduce myself

  • @itsbromine5371
    @itsbromine5371 5 лет назад +458

    Why did nothing happen to those coffee beans at the edge of the plate..

    • @linhmyto4144
      @linhmyto4144 5 лет назад +273

      Because there dried which naturally preserves them

    • @yalikejazz3966
      @yalikejazz3966 5 лет назад +18

      Linh myto no u

    • @lad4415
      @lad4415 5 лет назад +21

      They are dry and roasted

    • @laurain.0
      @laurain.0 5 лет назад +21

      Top 10 questions scientists still can't answer

    • @jamesduncan9529
      @jamesduncan9529 5 лет назад +31

      They had god and anime on their side

  • @Meming-Pickle
    @Meming-Pickle 4 года назад +15

    The air was like “if you ain’t drinking this I am”

  • @annacharity4520
    @annacharity4520 5 лет назад +205

    2:18
    me: "Hey mom, is it still good?"
    Mom, "Yes, It's perfectly fine"

    • @HungaryMatee
      @HungaryMatee 5 лет назад +24

      Yes, just take the green parts off

    • @number1kanader
      @number1kanader 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @s.4019
      @s.4019 4 года назад

      @Giovanni you not have avatar photo 🧐

  • @thomasturner6980
    @thomasturner6980 5 лет назад +420

    Stressed Student: ahh I'm so stressed for the exam tomorrow I need some coffee
    *Looks in the cupboard and there's 30 day old coffee*
    Stressed Student: time to eat some green coffee

    • @yumeyumedi
      @yumeyumedi 5 лет назад +5

      You can't eat it, you drink it dummy

    • @Vitvurce
      @Vitvurce 5 лет назад

      I m dont like coffe, like exams

    • @darkiyoo
      @darkiyoo 5 лет назад +4

      @@yumeyumedi 4:50

    • @ZinkZoodles
      @ZinkZoodles 5 лет назад +1

      Spiked coffee ?

    • @userxsjksls
      @userxsjksls 5 лет назад +1

      Ya mean this:
      Stressed student:time to eat some ...
      MOLD!?!?

  • @guitarhill9003
    @guitarhill9003 5 лет назад +1752

    You realy have something for watching liquids evaporate do you?
    Edit: Wtf this is my first comment to ever get more than one thousand like thank you XD

  • @ignacysap6507
    @ignacysap6507 4 года назад +14

    this is how the coffee looks when u have no time to drink it in the morning and then u come back from work

  • @Ayush-bz1ue
    @Ayush-bz1ue 5 лет назад +101

    After watching the video we come to a conclusion that his cameras battery capacity is 1500000000000 mah

    • @impulse8998
      @impulse8998 5 лет назад +18

      we can also conclude that camera chargers do not exist.

    • @qaching
      @qaching 4 года назад +1

      Anonymous User conclusion he is a dumb bitch

    • @LightLucky
      @LightLucky 4 года назад +1

      @@qaching but we can go to conclusion that *HE DIDN'T KNOW*

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 года назад +1

      We can also come to the conclusion that time-lapses consisting of several photos an hour do not exist

    • @detenatron.3608
      @detenatron.3608 4 года назад

      @@thehiddenninja3428 hmm can't disagree but Ninja lol hehe you would know if you seen the video of Ninja yelling to a unknown kid

  • @amarandeanastasia
    @amarandeanastasia 4 года назад +175

    People: Not drinking the coffee
    Coffee:FINE ill just do it myself!

    • @gromp1847
      @gromp1847 4 года назад +2

      There’s like 4 other people who wrote this same joke, dude

    • @sab_rina_sab_rina
      @sab_rina_sab_rina 4 года назад

      & it molds 😂

    • @teslamodels2283
      @teslamodels2283 4 года назад +1

      Copy

    • @marylawlor2017
      @marylawlor2017 4 года назад +1

      Your comment on my device is right beside the original XD

    • @ttbro29
      @ttbro29 4 года назад +1

      Stolen!

  • @dmw2858
    @dmw2858 4 года назад +284

    Me: Oh wow a green latte
    Also me: starts drinking it
    Me 2 seconds later: R.I.P.

    • @cheezburgers6343
      @cheezburgers6343 4 года назад +17

      It wouldn’t be two weeks later, you would’ve died two minutes later Lmao

    • @ravenharris5057
      @ravenharris5057 4 года назад +2

      @@cheezburgers6343 you mean two nanoseconds

    • @ToxicMF-
      @ToxicMF- 4 года назад +2

      Content Creator you mean a- honestly i dont know

    • @FirestormAnimates
      @FirestormAnimates 4 года назад +2

      @@ravenharris5057You mean 0,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second?

    • @Ptc_Alfo_788
      @Ptc_Alfo_788 4 года назад +2

      You mean you're dead before drinking it.

  • @wyxelix5041
    @wyxelix5041 4 года назад +15

    Coffee: *Was so tired of hanging around for 3 weeks*
    Mold: "Fine I'll do it myself"

  • @legitbuzhuh
    @legitbuzhuh 5 лет назад +19

    Wizard- i will make this coffee grass
    People- how
    Wizard- wait for 37 days
    37 days later
    Wizard-Tada!

  • @amalayperson7208
    @amalayperson7208 4 года назад +202

    *don't ask me how coffee beans not molding*
    *they turn even blacker*

  • @justinyespacito2242
    @justinyespacito2242 5 лет назад +71

    This is so satisfying and so disturbing at the same time

  • @ugh2835
    @ugh2835 4 года назад +6

    Me : waiting for those seeds to grow into a plant 👁️👄👁️

  • @dumbsheep1134
    @dumbsheep1134 4 года назад +83

    Me: **leaves coffee out to cool**
    Me twenty days later: *WHO DRANK MY COFFEE??*

    • @macthetictac8702
      @macthetictac8702 4 года назад +2

      “Who drank my coffee?!And why is the cup moldy?!

  • @winstongchurtil
    @winstongchurtil 5 лет назад +33

    **goes back to work after 60 days**
    WELP TIME TO GO DRINK MY COFFEE

  • @pagegap
    @pagegap 5 лет назад +662

    Why are people calling me fiends.... its rude..

    • @gjones9282
      @gjones9282 5 лет назад +59

      Yeah you can, you just need a special air camera

    • @k.h6635
      @k.h6635 5 лет назад +5

      You can't see air

    • @agussetiawan-ym3hx
      @agussetiawan-ym3hx 5 лет назад +23

      @@k.h6635 omg is this an r/woosh I'm seeing???

    • @k.h6635
      @k.h6635 5 лет назад

      @@agussetiawan-ym3hx lol i know this is a joke

    • @agussetiawan-ym3hx
      @agussetiawan-ym3hx 5 лет назад +1

      @@k.h6635 oh?

  • @johncaburnay5311
    @johncaburnay5311 4 года назад +2

    Can we appreciate dis man who waited so much days to film fis one video

  • @bijoychandraroy
    @bijoychandraroy 4 года назад +19

    *Nobody drinks the coffee*
    *Mold: Fine I'll do it myself*

  • @krynlvysng
    @krynlvysng 5 лет назад +42

    My coworker did that unintentionally, by never wash the dishes, and just let them be in his office desk for days. 😂

  • @cletotorresiii5968
    @cletotorresiii5968 4 года назад +62

    Director: Ok the coffee have to drink itself a little and mold!
    Coffee: Ok
    Beans: Wait what am i suppose to-
    Director: Action!
    Beans: *guess ill stay here for a while...*

  • @superhooch8660
    @superhooch8660 3 года назад +4

    What we've learnt about this video:
    You can turn coffee into green tea.

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 лет назад +19

    You should do a time-lapse of a meme. It’ll probably last about two days before it goes stale.

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 5 лет назад +935

    Today's fact: Octopussies have three hearts.

  • @CapemanProducti0ns
    @CapemanProducti0ns 4 года назад +56

    When you serve yourself coffee and leave it to cool down a little.

  • @emilylucas8351
    @emilylucas8351 4 года назад +3

    I was curious to see how long it took to mould because at work we had a coffee machine drip tray that hadn’t been cleaned with a full on sheet of mould, must have been left for around 30 days

  • @butteredsalmonella
    @butteredsalmonella 5 лет назад +27

    Nobody:
    Temponaut: We film a coffee get molded to oblivion.

  • @TheRealFredbearPlush
    @TheRealFredbearPlush 5 лет назад +194

    New Yorkers: I need coffe ery mornin
    Watched vid
    New Yorkers: *commits sewer slide*

    • @CoasterCupcake
      @CoasterCupcake 5 лет назад +16

      As a New Yorker I can confirm this is factually correct.

    • @bkmex
      @bkmex 5 лет назад +4

      @@CoasterCupcake same💀

    • @luluwilliams3331
      @luluwilliams3331 5 лет назад

      Its suicide
      Not sewer slide

    • @dilfbatman
      @dilfbatman 5 лет назад +18

      itz libz r/woooosh

    • @jyaibo
      @jyaibo 5 лет назад +7

      @@luluwilliams3331 r/woooosh

  • @alessadolan5718
    @alessadolan5718 5 лет назад +458

    It probably smelt like a teachers breath when they just finished drinking coffee
    edit: I'm gonna delete this comment because of annoying and mean people

  • @Marco-ft6nw
    @Marco-ft6nw 4 года назад +8

    Mom: Whatever u do, dont drink that coffee
    Me: Okay Mom
    Months later:

  • @ceilingfan6969
    @ceilingfan6969 5 лет назад +41

    Nobody:
    Mold: hippity hoppity this is now my property

  • @jxstaidenedits1120
    @jxstaidenedits1120 5 лет назад +38

    Throw the whole cup away.
    Literally, dispose of it and burn it.

    • @flipwonderland
      @flipwonderland 5 лет назад +1

      What is up with like 1/2 of people having that profile picture?

    • @yungrow5573
      @yungrow5573 5 лет назад +1

      @@flipwonderland i know right

    • @vibes5740
      @vibes5740 5 лет назад

      @@flipwonderland its a game

    • @cklounge2096
      @cklounge2096 5 лет назад

      Flipwonderland they use an app to make a character

    • @jxstaidenedits1120
      @jxstaidenedits1120 5 лет назад

      This isn’t the profile picture he’s talking about lol. He was talking about my other profile picture I used to have basically from a RUclipsr called maximillanus (I think that’s his name) where he wanted us all to look the same and raid comment sections xD

  • @-fishball-8965
    @-fishball-8965 4 года назад +77

    The mold: *THIRSTY*
    The mold:*sees coffee*
    the mold again:FELLOW MOLD CLAN LETS GO INVADE DA COFFEE

    • @ssscv
      @ssscv 4 года назад

      o ok

    • @ttbro29
      @ttbro29 4 года назад

      nice one

  • @patriciadonovan9778
    @patriciadonovan9778 3 года назад +1

    While watching this, I imagined the coffee staying exactly the same throughout the lengthy time, but the spoon slowly turning black, then curling up and falling off the saucer.