The ultimate troll by the "no-no-no" guy would be if he started acting normally, joined into your group, then an hour later revealed his true self to you.
oh hell yeah that’s good. the no-no-no guy becomes an integral component of dunkey’s tribe under his calm persona, helping in immeasurable ways, and becomes a hero in battle. after several hours, he’s a close friend to everyone in the tribe, revered by all. at the next campfire prayer, he reveals his true self. horrified, after several minutes of denial, the crew have a moral dilemma on what to do with him. they plead for him to cut it out so they don’t have to do anything drastic, but like a grandfather with late alzheimer’s, the no-no-no guy’s old self is completely gone. the tribe decides to take a vote on whether to kill him or not. the vote is tied 3 to 3, and Dunkey is last to vote. After much deliberation, he makes his decision. Dunkey pulls out his machine gun & aims it at the no-no-no guy. the crew tries to give their condolences, but you can hardly hear the condolences over the sound of the guy’s autistic screeching. fade to black. gunshot sounds. “More Dunkey”.
3:55 is really straight out of a war movie, Dunkey in shock that Shrek is dead, him exclaiming his leg broke and desperately calling out to B-Nuts. What a fantastic video
An epic tale of how a man loses his tribe to a villain who weilds a machine gun. He defeats him but ends up becoming exactly the man who he despised...The Machine Gun Man
Sometimes I feel like thats the only reason games like this exist, to show how quickly people become the "bad guy" and how difficult it can truly be to trust others. Because lets be honest here, the game otherwise is pretty bad.
@@tronk44 Thats a good point, sometimes its just fun to experiment and just teamkill in a game without any real life risk or consequence (hehe just look at how often that happens in other games like rainbow six and whatnot) Plus I too would hope if people were caught in a hunger games type situation they would try to devise a way to break out of the arena together rather than just immediately kill each other.
Sometimes I wonder... Where are B-Nuts and SHREK? Have they seen this video? Do they still play to this day? Have I played any online game with either of them? We may never know
This was so fucking long ago, but B-Nuts and Shrek were me and my friend back in high school. We wanted to find Dunkey again after we died but it was late on a school night so we went to bed. I'll never forget playing with Dunkey! I still play a bit of rust but I haven't talked to Shrek in ages- we sort of fell out after highschool.
"You cannot kill me makkirfakkir, I have my die move!." *Dunkey shoots him dead* "Yeah, good thing I brought my kill move." Holy shit that was so badass.
This game is terrifying. The lights go out, bottles start clanking then a group of guys in black suits show up and start playing the soundtrack to your death. Then they gun you down execution style in the dark. Hardcore as fuck
They probably tell everyone that dunkey is playing and they all come out to make it into the video. Either that or it is staged and they plan it out with friends.
In the start of the video he has president shrek pm him that the stream was dead and then a guy comes up and says i love stream. Probably a safe guess their from the stream.
I couldn't figure where he was from but when i heard his voice, I sat through the whole video hoping for when he showed up LOL i hope there's more to him in future videoe
I think that the Chinese screaming man is actually Dunkey's spirit guide, whenever Dunkey dies his spirit guide always appears shortly after to attempt to guide Dunkey back to wealth and happiness, but he has such a strange way of doing it that Dunkey simply mistakes his guide's efforts as an attack, so he guns down the very spirit trying so desperately to help him.
I love how he sees this guy just chanting and running around a building and he decides the smart thing to do is to join in without any context to the situation. You could've summoned the End of the World, for all you knew.
The scary thing about the "No-no-no" guy, is that he claims to be a subscriber.
He could be here right now. He could be any one of us.
Battlecast Cho'Gath trust noone
not even yourself
No.
No... no.
No no no, please. No no no.
Beef Chavez dunk sure has those quality fans.
Beef Chavez He subscribed on 2 accounts...
+Beef Chavez No no no. He's not here. You can't get him.
"I've stumbled upon some kind of satanic ritual"
*immediately joins*
Tfw 666 likes
Himotep
Jajaja I know, donkey is legit
Is there any other thing you can do?
IMHOTEP
IMHOTEP
IMHOTEP
Become one with the lepers.
The ultimate troll by the "no-no-no" guy would be if he started acting normally, joined into your group, then an hour later revealed his true self to you.
oh hell yeah that’s good.
the no-no-no guy becomes an integral component of dunkey’s tribe under his calm persona, helping in immeasurable ways, and becomes a hero in battle. after several hours, he’s a close friend to everyone in the tribe, revered by all. at the next campfire prayer, he reveals his true self.
horrified, after several minutes of denial, the crew have a moral dilemma on what to do with him. they plead for him to cut it out so they don’t have to do anything drastic, but like a grandfather with late alzheimer’s, the no-no-no guy’s old self is completely gone. the tribe decides to take a vote on whether to kill him or not. the vote is tied 3 to 3, and Dunkey is last to vote. After much deliberation, he makes his decision.
Dunkey pulls out his machine gun & aims it at the no-no-no guy. the crew tries to give their condolences, but you can hardly hear the condolences over the sound of the guy’s autistic screeching. fade to black. gunshot sounds. “More Dunkey”.
That would imply that he is or can pretend to be a regular person. I don't like that.
he could be anyone of us he could be you he could be me he could even be
@@ts4gvchefs kiss story
CT ryyygvvv u😮gc😮iiy😮bbbhjvhf
dunkey became the very machine gun man he swore to destroy
I felt a legitimate sense of terror when his original tribe was held up inside that building.
+PUREST WAIFU "Oh god... Shrek...! Shrek's dead!"
Those words are burned into my mind forever.
Shrek died in the third movie mayn you seeing things.
When ever i hear Shrek. I have flash backs even snap a child neck.
Aballia Goob
Me too
What triggers me most is that there never was justice. The machine gun guy that appears later in the video was a different guy.
Just came here to watch the no no guy again.
same
me too
+Ralph L i did too
+Ralph L NO NO NO! lol
Idem
3:55 is really straight out of a war movie,
Dunkey in shock that Shrek is dead, him exclaiming his leg broke and desperately calling out to B-Nuts.
What a fantastic video
Tachibana Marika from Nisekoi, great taste amazing show
"Allies killing axis japanese POWs
Colourized"
Metal af
he accounts for more than 2,275 of dunkey's subscribers as of today (april 4th, 2020)
Hes a true fan
Now (November 13th 2021) he is 3226 of dunkey’s subs.
how do you know that
An epic tale of how a man loses his tribe to a villain who weilds a machine gun. He defeats him but ends up becoming exactly the man who he despised...The Machine Gun Man
Sometimes I feel like thats the only reason games like this exist, to show how quickly people become the "bad guy" and how difficult it can truly be to trust others. Because lets be honest here, the game otherwise is pretty bad.
@@plasmaoctopus1728 the game isnt bad
@@tronk44 Thats a good point, sometimes its just fun to experiment and just teamkill in a game without any real life risk or consequence (hehe just look at how often that happens in other games like rainbow six and whatnot) Plus I too would hope if people were caught in a hunger games type situation they would try to devise a way to break out of the arena together rather than just immediately kill each other.
@@CourierSiix you're right. It's awful.
Wields*
No No No guy is a fucking legend.
I LIKE YA MOMMY! NO NO NOOO! YOU CAN NEVER GET MEEEE!
Ricardo Villa movies
bravojr Mudafuka ding ding
bravojr I cried when he said " I got my die move"
All of you guys crack me up.
Thank you all!
The murder of his tribe feels so real and viceral, from "SHREK!! Shreks dead" to dunkey breaking his legs begging for his life before he's gunned down
Da fug. Dunkey? This is a kanye video essay?
Sometimes I wonder...
Where are B-Nuts and SHREK? Have they seen this video? Do they still play to this day? Have I played any online game with either of them?
We may never know
This was so fucking long ago, but B-Nuts and Shrek were me and my friend back in high school. We wanted to find Dunkey again after we died but it was late on a school night so we went to bed. I'll never forget playing with Dunkey! I still play a bit of rust but I haven't talked to Shrek in ages- we sort of fell out after highschool.
@@lakelizard7574 yo really? That’s awesome
@@lakelizard7574 dang dude. This is kinda sad
@@lakelizard7574 I mean I wanna believe you. But Imma need to see some proof.
@@lakelizard7574 lmao isnt shrek thé thé dude who played TTT with dunk too? Pretty sure ur not him lol
What you guys came here for:
1:53
4:57
8:17
ty
+Stewart Williams hahaha x'D NONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
+Stewart Williams No no no mader paker!!
heeey! i've seen you somewhere!
+Stewart Williams That guy just made dunky 50% better then he already is
Imagine as 1/3 of Dunkeys actual subscribers is that one guy
Timothy Truong I am that one guy
@@augustoa17 Sorry but math isn't related to science.
VN
Timothy Truong almost 2 million people
I'm that one guy but the other one is not me
lmao rust was so different back then
It was a much simpler time. You were either civilized, or you beat people to death with rocks. So it actually exactly the same as Rust is now.
Nick Cabrera a more advanced version of this but yes rust still is the same but 600x more toxic
rust when it was about surviving and not being a complete sweat
Nonono guy:
1:55 first round
4:55 second round
8:18 final round
Ruben Fernandes to the top with you sir
+Ruben Fernandes (Rauven) First round is the best
+Ruben Fernandes (Rauven) MAN
+Ruben Fernandes (Rauven) THANK U REALLY
+Ruben Fernandes (Rauven) Thank you for this. You're doing God's work.
"Ding ding Mada Faka"
fIre lia NO NO NOOOO
:V
Ringa dinga ding ding
This, kids, is exactly what trying too hard to be funny sounds like when you have no innate sense of humour.
Dont be like nonono guy...
Could it be Michael Reeves?
B-nuts, Shrek and dunkey, they all live in peace until the no no no guy attack
Even seeing this 3 years later. The no no no guy is still my hero
the No No No guy is my hero.
***** pure poetry.
Everytime he came back I died from laughing so hard he's beautiful XD.
that is Max i think, if you look at his csgo videos i think. thats him
I found them super irritating and was glad when they got shot lol
@@aerilous9348 nope its RawMetalLP
It happens with many dunk videos but on this one especially, I can't figure out what volume to be at.
I've never related to a comment so much.
+OfficialJab when your headset, computer, and video player has volume control
easy. full volume on every video
dungus needs to normalize his audio
Yeah it seems that isn't too fond of limiters.
The "no-no-no" guy was ahead of his time
The OG rust video before the hype
The game has come a long way
"You cannot kill me makkirfakkir, I have my die move!."
*Dunkey shoots him dead*
"Yeah, good thing I brought my kill move."
Holy shit that was so badass.
+1
You can tell he dubbed that in afterwards though.
pussydestroyer69
y do u have #420 420 likes
Directed by Action Bay
What some does he use at the end
I wonder if he ever found B-nuts and SHREK again :C
Disappointment shrek was one of his friends on steam, I don’t know about B-nuts though
This just in: no.
No B-nuts and Shrek....
@@kokosb6146 b nuts is a yes, same guy he did the portal vid with
Shrek's gone man :(
Kim Jong Un during his Heart Surgery: 7:15
Classic Rust reminds me of one of those fake games they play in TV shows.
This game is terrifying. The lights go out, bottles start clanking then a group of guys in black suits show up and start playing the soundtrack to your death.
Then they gun you down execution style in the dark.
Hardcore as fuck
Sounds like the movie. "The Warriors". Only thing missing is the bottles that are clacking are on some guy's fingers while calling you out to play.
ARK is the same lol
+Quinton Turner WARRIORS,COME OUT AND PLAY-YAY!
WARRIORS,COME OUT AND PLAY-YAY!
+Quinton Turner My favourite movie!
SO FUCKING TRUE
The downfall of Dunkey clan is Great. They start so peaceful but end up killing everybody.
Like Michael Corleone.
the walking dead in a nutshell
I hate when the top comment is just a fucking summation of the video I haven't watched yet.
@@eonsislept207 this man really went "SPOILER ALERT" on a youtube video
In my opinion they were always violent lol
2:30 I love how Dunkey's emotions changed from laughter to complete shock when the guys were coming
Who is still watching this masterpiece?
A merciless killer that likes to play adelle to its victims before killing them...
That's brutal
Douglas Costa that was shrek
@@flaminlotus9206 shrek, adelle, both are fat, it's the same thing
@@JaculaDudek Not anymore
@@Leinarth_ what do you mean?
@@JaculaDudek She's not fat anymore
Everybody keeps talking about the 'no no no guy' but i'm just wondering if that Iron Tarkus' appearace was cannon
lmao "remember i helped you kill that guy" yeah more like you got your ass thrown off the ledge by Golem
He tanks all of Golem"s hits. Becuz he's fukin TARKUS!!!
Grabbin pills
The body in Anor Londo was just a body double
7 years later, i still cry watching this video... is just amazing!!
🤣
The no no no guy shouting 'he died!' is legit one of the funniest moments in any dunkey video
Well, it's a good thing I brought my KILL move then.
*sexy sax plays in background*
William Ingman DIRECTED BY ACTION BAY
Vitor Laskowsky WITH EXECUTIVE PRODUCER CLIFF CLINTON
Bob B. Brilliant, i watched the video as well!
I cant breath im pissing myself I love the asian man
I subscribe with 2 of my accounts
Ezmar every daii big boiii
maX0229567
no no no no no noo
asian?
:O its you guys!
Absolutely classic, Nonono Guy is one of my favorite characters of the dunkey universe
The first "Strand Type" game.
"Ding ding motherfuckers!"
"HOW DOES HE KEEP FINDING US"
If the nonono guy made a RUclips account he'd get popular so quickly.
+Mr. Literal +RawMetalLP
steamcommunity.com/id/RawMetalLP
+Mr. Literal he has one called MylittleTony
Sparkwire The Great yeeaah jazf i know him
yep
When they write the youtube book, this has to be a case study on what makes a good video.
insane that this is the same game as now
do you find crazy people like this often? or did Dunkey get lucky? cause Rawmetal and Kim Jong Un were cracking me up.
I believe Dunkey just attracts the crazy
Legacy is dead now but in its prime this happened often
Ahh back in the good old days of rust Legacy, now the game is cancer
They probably tell everyone that dunkey is playing and they all come out to make it into the video. Either that or it is staged and they plan it out with friends.
In the start of the video he has president shrek pm him that the stream was dead and then a guy comes up and says i love stream. Probably a safe guess their from the stream.
"dont take it out on my tribe" (heats gunshots and screaming" best part
The whole video is the best part.
Ryan H This whole channel is the best part
3:40 "dunkey, im coming for you" dear god
i love how in any multiplayer fps dunkey just takes control of a firing squad to kill anyone he doesn't like
"NO!!! NORTH KOREA!!" lmao
Abby Louis
I think that was one of the best parts of the video lol made me laugh so hard
Abby Louis IMPOSTER!
I haven't laughed this hard on youtube in a long time. How did I not know about dunkey until now?
Seriously some of the best commentary out there. I love me some Dunkey!
@Brownie MB I think he *was* missing out. Its been 4 years.
Honestly you can never truly enjoy life until you discover dunkey
Dunley is the first fun type channel
lmao when skyfall played while they were holed up by machine gun man
Watching this video after going on the OTV rust server and seeing the differences is like going back in time to watch the cavemen
I think I'm the only one who came back for B-Nuts and Shrek #neverforget
#you're a rockstar
fun fact, I was b-nuts :) I actually got VAC banned because of this video. ESP and speedhacking :o
lake lizard No way, really??
and i was shrek the whole time
@@lakelizard7574 werent you in portal video
1:50
4:55
8:17
Funniest shit ever.
Those parts made me laugh so hard I had tears just rolling! hahahaha
this guy HAHA
BlackWolf9988 he has a youtube channel and the comments on his only video
BlackWolf9988 What his youtube channel?
RawmetalLP
That's it.
Dunkey predicted Rust in 2021
Why is evrynody Play IMG it
god damn rust looks ancient in this video
No No Guy is My favorite Person Now XD
dude he cracks me up
Malex360 MUDA FUCKER - DING DING !!
10/ Fucking 10 best video ever.
Do you know how fucking hard it was to beat you in Xenoverse? It wasn't. It was the easiest.
Cellll No No Nooo
I found you so no best videroni
Cell more like... 9/10
Cell No, it's 9/11.
I haven't luaghed this hard in years. Easily one of your finest moments next to finding ratboys in H1Z1
This sounds like if the telemarket gets mad after you hang up on them and follows you into the video game.
By far the funniest video in RUclips.
Roni Back wtf you doing here
Jari youre 3 years late
Roni Back p
Roni Back danielfromsl have better movie from rust
Roni Back saatana perkele
Best line of 2014 "NO NO NO MADERFAKA"
"Shoot him."
Ayeur Hueya Opinion
True, but isn't watching dunkey kill the shitbird totally worth the torment?
Ayeur Hueya
That guy was amazing...
who is still hearing "no no no" play in their heads from time to time in 2018?
"Dont take it out on my tribe" *gunshots* 😂😂😂
1:55 4:55 and 8:15 ...
The legend of Rust will keep coming back.
And the legend continues...
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
xarlev Shiva of the East more like Shiva the Deceased...
We need this guy in every dunkey video.
***** he'll find a way I'm sure of it.
RIP B-Nuts and SHREK
Bro fear not, if you notice dunkey gets a notification from Shrek on steam. They've remained friends.
"Imhotep. Imhotep. Imhotep."
this is still my favorite youtube video of all time
That guy that keeps coming back tho.......
Lol
XD
CS is better :P
Its a survival game.....don't compare it to a shooter...
....
I know it is. Do you play CsGo
No.
NONONO I LIKE YOUR MOVIES NO COPI PASTERINO. LOL.
RawMetalLP he will be forever in our hearts
It is so weird seeing the older versions of rust
I JUST GOT THE REFERENCE WITH IRON TORKUS IT'S THE GUY WHO HELPED HIM WITH THAT BOSS IN DARK SOULS
PLEB
+Alice Nano why
I bet this guy does intelligence builds and calls himself good.
+MrMcArmenio ok
Just Nick they call him 'iron' becuz of his bar
1:55, 4:58, 8:20.
You're welcome
that guy is the reason this video is just fkin hilarious
I couldn't figure where he was from but when i heard his voice, I sat through the whole video hoping for when he showed up LOL i hope there's more to him in future videoe
that guy made the video, fucking hilarious.
hahaha saved me the trouble >.
i think dinki is going to use his voice in new vids
Its crazy to think that this was rust 6 years ago
I lost count of how many times I've already came back here to see this video. Best video on the internet BTW.
oh my god that ending was so awesome
tell me abt it mate, probably will be there for a looooooong while.......
thanks
videogamedunkey you're welcome! very happy you're finding the game fun to play :)
***** That's not dunkey, if you haven't noticed already
Maxime Lebled rust: the last Americans also has a great ending
No no no guy was hilarious XD
LOL I couldn't stop laughing at that scene!
tingaling man
I was dieing of laugh!!
rust had a much better atmosphere back then
"this is the end" kills me every time
I think that the Chinese screaming man is actually Dunkey's spirit guide, whenever Dunkey dies his spirit guide always appears shortly after to attempt to guide Dunkey back to wealth and happiness, but he has such a strange way of doing it that Dunkey simply mistakes his guide's efforts as an attack, so he guns down the very spirit trying so desperately to help him.
the angry chinese man led them into the tribe of black armour men so hes an evil spirit that haunts dunkeys every move
Is Dunkey's spirit animal a screaming chinese man?
I come back to this video once a day just for the loud screaming guy
lol at least once a day XD
he is Iranian :P
me too bro, me too xD
man I just found this video and it made me reminisce on when I was 13 and owned an alpha rust server...... I admin abused to hell and back lmao
Fallout 76 looks amazing. How’d you get early gameplay?
WHAT HAPPENED TO SHRECK AND B NUTS? YOU CANT LEAVE US HANGING
B Nuts said he had to go in chat. idk about shrek
Brandon Piccione shreks dead end of story
IRCybot Shrek is love Shrek is life!
Shrek was slain by the machine gun men
s0ck06438 Shrek lives in our hearts.
That one guy basically made this video xD
i lost my shit at "NOW THIS IS FOR SHREK!!!!"
When he's in the cabin and his voice starts being audible in the distance "dunkᵉᵉᵉᵉʸ I am coming for you"
I love how he sees this guy just chanting and running around a building and he decides the smart thing to do is to join in without any context to the situation. You could've summoned the End of the World, for all you knew.
I forgot how fucking funny this video is 😂
NO NO NO I SUBCRIBE WITH TWO ACCOUNTS NOW I MAKE YOU DOUBLE THE MONEY NO NO NO. XD
NORTH KOREAAA
one of my favorite dunks, uploaded on my birthday a couple years before finding dunk to begin with
"Hay dunkey, I am coming for you" and a legend was born
For once somebody stole the spotlight from Dunkey! The "No no no" guy was easily the best part of the video XD
Is that a recording from something that the guy was playing? Or as far as we know that is his real voice? (Is he referencing something?)
TheFingledorf it seems like he's doing beavis from beavis and butthead. Cornholio
TheFingledorf It is his real voice. Check his stream. www.twitch.tv/rawmetallp/profile
THIS IS FOR SHREK! XD
XXXXDDDDDDDDDDD
looking back at this game and looking at it now shows the things a dedicated dev team can make
I've watched this video so many times during these years and it still cracks me up everytime!
No no nooo. Get's me every time, I need it as ringtone.
I can't believe that the video title is actually the name of the game.
Reminds me of the days of playing og rust in my 2012 macbook at lowest settings ah good times
this my favourite dunkey video