Six Kinds of Smokers | Stand up Comedy by Nishant Tanwar

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Credits:
Shot at - Canvas Laugh Club
Edited by - Nishant Tanwar
Sound Mixing & Mastering - Nishant Tanwar
Written & Performed by - Nishant Tanwar

[@JokeSingh]

aao insta par baat karein : instagram.com/jokesingh/

[@295_GUY]

Bhai nya bnaya hai kya 😂

[@JOKERGAMING-fm1pm]

Bhai Big fan

[@malhotraa1]

Maan Saab Kittu

[@AnkitSingh-fc6zo]

Dr. Tik tok rider

[@AnkitSingh-fc6zo]

Dr tik tok rider op in the chat

[@dhimandasgupta07]

RUclips recommended this video after Chaar Saal 🙃

[@noobgaming893]

Same here

[@ROHAN-pp3yj]

Me too

[@vkentertainmenthub3457]

same

[@tanjiroff4159]

Yas🙃Rider OP

[@ADIAAYU]

I searched for it

[@akashchandoriker1352]

Nishant- Yami Ko Dandruff Ha
Frnd-😡
Yamini- Chill , He Can't Even Carry Dandruff ....sad Lap.😂😂😂

[@gautamaniya2923]

2:38 someone coughing and everyone is normal , missing those days

[@hargunchoudhary2389]

@DEE-BEAST true

[@mannumannu8371]

😅😅😅

[@Shiva-ig9vb]

Yes 😂i watch standup on RUclips and if you sneeze between thier jokes you ded

[@Anamika._.Saikia]

I used to smoke a whole packet in a day but now i have quit smoking nd I'm so proud of myself..

[@emotionalvideo7044]

Tumi bohut duniya anamika

[@Factsulike475]

Ki koba aru tension sageh buhut

[@hate_sumit11]

Kya hi ukhad liya smoke chodhke

[@dhruvsufi2965]

@@hate_sumit11 If someone is trying let them do it.. And appreciate

[@Anamika._.Saikia]

@@Factsulike475 u don't have to worry about my tensions..

[@visharadrawat977]

"koi bhi cigarette kisi ke bolne pe nhi chhodte hai, khud hi chhodte hai" 💪

[@bhartiyajantaparty5604]

Dil jeet liya rawat sahab

[@aviksen7086]

Chal chutiye

[@vishalrana-me9nn]

Cigarette ko chhodte kyo h 😂😂😂

[@souravjha263]

@@vishalrana-me9nn aiese he sexy lgta h

[@jaypandya6538]

7:34 the best part😂
Goverment should actually do that🤣

[@jeejaji5751]

U are the reason , why its high time that now indian audience should have hecklers !

[@grandmaster5183]

Huh ? What did you mean by that ? Did you not like his material ?

[@ashifahmed82]

I am a quitter too..... More than 20yrs of smoking left in one day....now 4 yrs running haven't smoked since. It is not impossible to quit, chain smokers like me have quit

[@kiranshahi8968]

You r such a inspiration to all who says that m trying to quit 🚭but he actually lier😒😔😔😟

[@Siddiano9]

the best thing about your comedy is that it always has a strong message in it

[@theranpan_]

He is right. It is difficult to quit but not impossible, because I have.

[@akshatgupta2685]

Mave that's great!

[@akshatgupta2685]

Mave that's great!

[@chars_78]

The RanPan That's great. But Just saying, should've never tried in the first place

[@theranpan_]

Thank you and I agree. In fact nobody should ever try any kind of smoke. I cannot change my past but I try my best to motivate people to have a better future.

[@kushalsharma9240]

The RanPan and how did you do that.

[@kajalkhatri1855]

congratulations on quiting smoke. that line was hilarious when you said laxmi bomb instead of cigarette :p

[@yatinyash94]

And now Laxmi Bomb is a movie. Weird times huh

[@SB-xn7ir]

Lakshmi bomb replace 😂😁😀

[@mohitkanade4716]

Show your cricket video from recommendation , & now this is my 10th video continously
You are just awesome

[@rubysidhu3446]

It's SAW not show, par haan kuch log sarkaari school me jaate h

[@sumitdhankharofficial]

Mast ... कई लोग सरकारी स्कूल में भी जाते हैं 😂😂

[@rajadhirajmaharaj]

I'm from McWilliam High School. It's a "sarkaari" school and better than any "vyapaari" school. :D

[@mansighai2646]

+Csor Caar nice comment :)

[@iitianscreation7052]

You just have the maha cool joke in every of your videos...

[@supershillongteerdailytarg3272]

Earlier I used to smoke cigg.one day my aunt told me to watch Kabir Singh movie for once . Now I do cocaine 😀😀😀

[@LieutenantGeneral]

Modern problems need modern solutions

[@shehryaarweeb8761]

Hehehe boiii
Hahaha

[@am_chinmay]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RajYadav-yi8fr]

The end laxmi bomb 😂😂😂😂😂

[@akyadav7742]

4. I used to carry 4-5 cigarette to collage daily, there was a guy, dur se chilata tha bhai matichs hai, aur jab main kheta tha Haan , tho pass Ake he used to say, bhai matchis hai tho ek cigarette bhi de de..🤣🤣🤣 uska naam baad main matchis Rakh Diya tha...

[@namamirai8826]

😂😂

[@Yourquoteus]

Already I leave smoking for whole life 🤗🤗🤗

[@a.m.4226]

i can relate to it boss..awesome take

[@kiranshahi8968]

Congratulation to all dear, who quit smoking🚬........ Hope my hubby also quit this....... I m always Taintiosed 😒😒😒😒

[@thewrathgamer3868]

he will

[@KamleshSharma-xf8eh]

Hmmm!!! Definitely he will

[@girishtim]

Kya zaroorat hai? Let him enjoy

[@anuragkumar2062]

Usko kuch aisi pills dedo jisse dizziness aae, khud darr ke maare chod dega
Tried and tested on me by my girlfriend 😖

[@harshsahay2709]

Jinko smjh nhi aaya, pani hawa or cigarettes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aadarshnayak7374]

sutta not cigarettes

[@ahmedpadela4047]

good one promote this on Facebook :)

[@nikitasingh9516]

Best comedian u r.
Will definately attend ur event in future.

[@amanguleria4864]

Hi

[@karan_yadav296]

@@amanguleria4864 abe 😂😂

[@deepti7804]

I hd a bf , every one told me he is not worthy ,now we r not together n I'm proud of it

[@nikhilnikky5495]

what he did for u?

[@swagatnhikarogehamara3324]

Phir RUclips mere sath 4saal bath nhi ki... Or ab 4 saal baad yeh vdo dikha rha

[@TheRolf619]

you can quit its easy if you are a stoner

[@saketarora4352]

Rolf Nazareth lol

[@KBNN7]

Rolf Nazareth how is it related?

[@faizanjony9305]

Yes ✋

[@yashsurana3216]

Legalize

[@Aicut01]

@@sandipmalik6877 jo sab hookah ,weed e sab pite

[@syedkamranali592]

Bro Love from Pakistan you are one of the Best keep it real Bro

[@pragya6413]

colony wala pyaar!❤❤

[@souravjha263]

Are you relate??

[@gauravmaxx9290]

Nhii cleavage wala 😅

[@vedikapapita]

Bhabhi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shivarajkumarsrk1348]

I was smoking cig while seeing ur videos

[@Comrade_Harsh]

Shivarajkumar Srk ℓιєя

[@abrarshaikh8810]

So many names in one standup 😂

[@rohit4398]

Sarkari school wale ias h or hum bc 9 to 5 job kr rhe h

[@sniperresearch6727]

😂😂😂😂 Jabardst Sarkari school Wala

[@rajgupta486]

RUclips recommend this video tell now 😣😌

[@dhruvsufi2965]

If u have really quit smoking, I respect u more brother..... proud of u

[@fridgepizza8892]

ja na

[@shivamjha7081]

5th one😂😂

[@smartpal]

Best hai tu bhai....

[@rachit237]

Don't know but you sound like zakir ❤️

[@tejasvisingh5787]

3:30 ye last hai 😂😂😂

[@anshumanhota1391]

sir you are great.that episode the that why we ashamed of hindi was great and this was also great

[@utkarshgupta9993]

RUclips recommend this video to me after 5 years 😔

[@harirastogi]

Keep up the good work.

[@yaminiwtf4034]

okay :)

[@surajprakashkanojia3047]

after 4 years mahacool baatien

[@TheSUTI86]

that James Bond 'khaini' thing was mindblowing! 🤣

[@pintukumardeuri8987]

Nice one🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@sashmitabariha6212]

Why do he has so less views and less subscribers he deserves more😞

[@godrock7710]

One day i will be sitting as ur audience an call "nishu nishu"

[@robotdummy8766]

RUclips recommended me after 4 years

[@PaleGhost69]

Please have the title reflect the language used in this video.
Or at least give us captions.

[@manasibaindur3880]

OMG! I'm so sad I didn't come across your content earlier. Amazing content. Maza aa gaya.

[@hunnyrastogi858]

Excepted more than this

[@yours_dj]

Khel gya bhai 😂😂

[@madhavjoshi3262]

Awesomeness heights

[@harirastogi]

You're just great Nishant.

[@Abhishek-kq2ef]

married one 😂

[@nasirshaikh9008]

har baar background me iphone ki ringtone koun bajata hai

[@harshtamrakar5461]

7th Type - Depression

[@user-hv8ed4fe2l]

Weed smoke krne wale ka naam ..... Eddy superiority complex 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pragya6413]

yeh last h wala so true.😂😂😭😭

[@sanjeevkumarshukla4652]

pragya rajput agreed😀

[@justbakchodi3193]

I used to smoke 2 packs a day but now I don’t smoke anymore from past 11 months

[@moviesflix7082]

Ahhh... Lockdown made me to leave cigarette, earlier i used to smoke a lot in a day but now it's hardly 4-5 in a month

[@AnirbanDeshmukh]

My relationship status - DIVORCED.

[@EnglishDonRavi]

Sarkari me pada hu
Par shashi tharoor ko bhi thoda samajh lete hain

[@masterprince553]

I have small request to all the SMOKERS..
see we all know that how Cigarette Smoking us not only dangerous to Smokers but also for people whom you live with..
So I have an idea.. instead of smoking cigarette.. just to smoke currency note of same cigarette cost. Like if Cigarate for Rs 10/- then get Rs. 10/- currency note and roll it and start smoking it..
This will not harm to you and people with whom you are living and also one day you will leave your smoking habbit...

[@pronunciation.official]

Muje 5 saal bad recommend kiya you tube ne ye video😂😂

[@skkharwas]

People didn't quit smoking, they just said it to satisfy his ego.

[@SandeepSingh-op4xq]

Bhai sarkaari school vaaley b IIT main admission le lete hai jitna apko milta hai utna nhi milta humein not family support not surroundings

[@BHARDWAJ_ROHIT]

Bura mt man chutia h salaa

[@SandeepSingh-op4xq]

Bro ap mujhe bol rhey ho ya is bandey ko

[@BHARDWAJ_ROHIT]

@@SandeepSingh-op4xq bande ko ..
Isko ye nahi pata ki 12th ke bad log marte h sarkari me admission lene ko ..
... fat ke hath me aa jati h meine MCA Sharda UNIVERSITY se ki h sarkari se kerta to achi placement or paise bhi bachte

[@beingstrongsid2780]

ZAKIR KHAN WALA ACCENT....

[@gouravraturi2894]

nt t all

[@idprasad928]

yes

[@ankitjha5840]

Yes

[@yashgupta3127]

Bro Delhi ke aadhe log aise hi bolte hain

[@vikassaxena3598]

Correct

[@subraraj]

U r so so special , lovely

[@VikashYadav-dp3vj]

Nice video

[@sohumparanjpe2639]

kitna mast taklu hai ye, rider OP

[@rishabharyan1531]

Heavy case study during Jurisdiction
Little bit smoking is necessary for thinking about cases.

[@nirmaldwivedi6183]

Congrats man
Its 100k
Reply me if I m the first one to say this

[@aishwaryabhargava5167]

Nirmal dwivedi 300k

[@RaviKumar-kz1ot]

Aishwarya Bhargava 1.5M😂😂

[@AdityaVerma-rb2gp]

1.7

[@gauravpatil8519]

1.8

[@badalbilwal4891]

@@aishwaryabhargava5167 517k

[@Sandipan_Naskar]

The ending
👌👌👍

[@rehanshahid1908]

This guy action some how similar to fluffy

[@englishwarriors5527]

The plot twist is that i'm watching this video while having sutta in hand

[@AbhishekThakur-ri3nm]

Big fan of yours bhai
Love from Shimla, Himachal Pradesh ❤️

[@baqthiyarmadni]

i was about to dislike this Video and this line came up,
"Dhumrupaan, Padega Mehnga"
"Saale, Ab to mai 2 piyungaa".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃
well this line actually saved this video from my dislike.
Ha Ha Hilarious....
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[@abhiupadhyay9992]

superiority complex here :3

[@aniketdhobale6856]

Dost ne 4 saal baat nahi kiya, nd youtube ne 4 saal baad recommend kiya.....😂😂
Samajh rahe ho, samajh rahe ho 🤙😝

[@ronniyadav9754]

I am smoking and watching this video

[@BGMINEWBIE84]

Same😂

[@swastikbhargava7151]

Apna colony wala pyaar chal rha h 😂😂😂

[@messybeard]

Laxmi bomb 😂😂

[@parthgoswami9302]

ham to hai hi hai isme but sare champu or eddy b hai lol friens mai

[@TwinkleTVi]

1:20 - 1:25 the way this guy is acting, looks like he never really smoked. :)

[@vikrant9895]

Rider provider 😏

[@fakesoul2605]

brother 🏳🏳

[@kushantvlogs730]

O2 h2 wala punch Gazab tha

[@amardeepkujur241]

khaini mangna jyada easy hai bro . bas saamne wale ko bolna hota hai - thoda badhaa k banaiyega😂

[@KwtalKhorang]

Ho ho ho ha ha ha he he he
Fantastic sir

[@ajaykumarpancholi709]

Nishant i am also from jamnagar.Nice to see you.great

[@pranjalgarg7402]

Bahut badiya..😂😂

[@sandeepmainali7178]

i am watching this vdo after 4 years of upload❤️😂

[@harshtamrakar5461]

Then comes kabir singh 😂😂

[@varungoyal2051]

Great bro❤️💋🙈🤩🤩

[@DJCountdown661]

Cool!

[@Bulletproof..]

Who else here after quitting smoking.

[@piyushpatraofficial9794]

Ab wo sab khaini kha rahe h😂😂😂😂