@The Fishing After Dark Podcast , @Lojo , @Ayo Fishing , whoever can help, I need some life advice, so im in late middle school right, and theres this girl that I've liked since the 1st grade, and I know for a fact, and I have evidence, that she also likes me and has liked me since 1st grade, but ive still been scared to ask her out, and now one of my best friends is starting to hang out with her and possibly liking her, what do I do please help. And before you ask me why I dont ask her, its because even if she says no, I dont want to make the friendship awkward, so IDK.
I dont care what anyone thinks.. this is the best damn podcast there is! No one can talk about this subject and do it justice like tha boys. This one was hilarious and really relatable. Lets show The Beard & The Badge we love em this much ⬇️
I was 30 miles offshore of Carolina Beach, NC and my stomach was in knots. So I jumped in and did my business. Got back in the boat and about 45 seconds later a 12’ Hammerhead shark came right up to the boat. After that I made sure that a 5 gallon bucket was always on the boat. Loved the podcast keep up the good work.
Was at a public pond a couple of weeks ago, my stomach dropped and I had to take off into the woods and climb through mud to get to an island about 60 foot from the shore. Ran into the wood line did the deed turned around to look and there’s an old man catfishing laughing at me. Even tossed me an extra towel he had 😂
Recently became a podcast type of guy, never thought I would be. And now today. I am a guy that listens to podcasts about pooping yourself……. Idk if I need to re-evaluate my decisions or not. Although I will say this, the urge is real and I’ve been in multiple situations where it was poop or be pooped
My friend in college pooped in his roommates cat litter box multiple times as a prank and his roommate ended up taking the cat to the vet 2x to try and figure out what was going on 😂
Great show guys......In the 80's we always joked about shitting in the shiner tank or live well. More descriptive and colorful sayings were about having a 'paralyzer' when bank fishing and the aftermath of paralyzers usually led up to having a 'blammo'.
This is totally going to be the next RUclips fishing video phenomenon… poop videos galore! I’m 100% positive that the next poop emergency while filming will be caught on video for all to enjoy 🤣😂. This was a good laugh!
During a tournament I had to go real bad. I sped to the boat ramp and ran for a tree. During weigh-in my buddy went to pee, just so happened to be the same tree. He stepped in it. I was holding my laugh so much
Bro's tip of the day : keep a 5 gallon bucket with a pool noodle around the rim and some TP on the boat. you can line the bucket with a bag if like it clean otherwise rinse your bucket in the water when your done! VIOLA!
Was listening to this episode at the gym with headphones in on Spotify, I bet all the people thought I was crazy! I kept laughing out loud, like probably too loud too! Had to hop on here to leave a comment! Keep up the great content!!
Timestamp 15:00. I feel you lojo. XD one day we was fishing a new lake, hadn't seen anyone around and the feeling hit. I'm sitting here, in a chair on a dock having to take a major dump. For a good hour. People all around. The way the lake was set up there wasn't really a spot to squat at all or the spots that would be had people fishing. So an hour in I call the lake office and ask about bathrooms. They tell me up the hill from where we were there should be an outhouse type building. I walked up there, looked around walked down the road, nothing. I return to my chair defeated, buttcheeks clenched for a good 3 or 4 more hours while we fish. Finally pack up to leave (I'd rather hold it as long as I could than leave early) I get to a bathroom. All good. Next day we go back get checked by dnr and ask them about the bathroom situation. Turns out that year they had put in a nice new port a John right by where we were at...new years night some drunk jackhole rammed it into the lake so not only did they not put another one in, they also removed the outhouse like building. XD
This was amazing I literally had a situation yesterday fishing in my back bay in California floatubing and was stranded on a little island and took a dump in the the water and a ball of bait fish was popping on it like crazy love the podcast always brightens my day.
I’ve heard that getting sense of smell can come back a bit quicker by sniffing coffee, oranges, and I can’t remember what else but coffee and oranges for sure.
I had to pull over on a side road on the way to work this morning and take a shitskies!!! Almost everytime I get into a vehicle and go more than 50 miles I'm almost guaranteed to have to pull over. I keep baby wipes and toilet paper in my truck and the work truck lmao! Love it that there are guys like me out there hahahaha
Been there...I try not to eat much or drink cofee when I'm going to be on the boat...but this time I did drink coffee and too much and it hit me all at once had to beach the boat and go squat in the tree line.
Wow guys.....those are some "Dark" stories. Wish I could relate however.... I can't. But the whole Covid sickness....I have it now and can't taste or smell. Sorry Badge. 😞 Lojo I agree with you 💯 % about the mandates. Keep up the fun stories guys.
I was on shore in florida (heavy gator area, nowhere around to be safe like a gas station) busy highway literally right next to me, and i had to squat and all of a sudden the highway was busy…pretty certain someone got a show 😳😳
Love the Pod Casts!!! I have had the opposite with Covid, I can smell better, and things taste better!!!! I also smoke 2 packs of Marlboros a day and noticed it when I opened a new pack and they smelt fresh. Started paying more attention and realized it with everything!
I was out flyfishing a super remote mountain stream and fished my way up about a mile from where I parked when the urgency hit me. Dummy me didn't bring toilet paper, so I took my waders off, squatted right over the stream and shit right into it lol. Had to do the old splash wash on my ass to clean up. Those poor brook trout had to dodge my brown trout that day lol
I ALWAYS have a travel size pack of wet wipes with me when im fishing. Ya just never know when its going to go down and i like my socks n sleeves. Lol. Also carry them in the car just in case. 🎣🇺🇸🎣 love the videos and the cast. Please don't take it off RUclips..
Lojo got me a little excited when he said "hopefully we're gonna start seeing some big bucks, are you gonna go hunting with me?"👀, Boutta be an absolute bangin season 👌🔥
Badge. I have been experiencing the same thing with losing taste and some smell from covid. Except I had covid the first week of the year and it's now 10 months later.
All right I've never had that situation happen to me on a boat. The lake I go to a lot has a couple different restrooms around it different parks that are near it. I have had real my lineup real quick hook it on the Rod throw it in the car. Jump in the car and try and quickly fly across the lake roads to get to the restrooms always much fun maybe one day I'll have a boating experience being out there in the middle of nowhere and having the urge come
I had to poop off an offshore charter trip about 15 miles off coast, with other boats passing by. Great view of my squares ass over the high railing of the boat deck
Oatmeal and cheese for breakfast and you will be bound up all day long. The fisherman’s breakfast. 😂
One rod canceled for pooping on homeless men
Would you try to smoke?
@The Fishing After Dark Podcast , @Lojo , @Ayo Fishing , whoever can help, I need some life advice, so im in late middle school right, and theres this girl that I've liked since the 1st grade, and I know for a fact, and I have evidence, that she also likes me and has liked me since 1st grade, but ive still been scared to ask her out, and now one of my best friends is starting to hang out with her and possibly liking her, what do I do please help. And before you ask me why I dont ask her, its because even if she says no, I dont want to make the friendship awkward, so IDK.
That transition into the Karl’s bait and tackle ad from the mouse trap was super smooth. Nice. Nice. 👍🏼🤣
That was interesting
haha
I dont care what anyone thinks.. this is the best damn podcast there is! No one can talk about this subject and do it justice like tha boys. This one was hilarious and really relatable. Lets show The Beard & The Badge we love em this much ⬇️
I was 30 miles offshore of Carolina Beach, NC and my stomach was in knots. So I jumped in and did my business. Got back in the boat and about 45 seconds later a 12’ Hammerhead shark came right up to the boat. After that I made sure that a 5 gallon bucket was always on the boat. Loved the podcast keep up the good work.
Man I freaking hate podcast but I can’t stop watching y’all’s 😂😂 the shit is just too fucking hilarious 🤣
Was at a public pond a couple of weeks ago, my stomach dropped and I had to take off into the woods and climb through mud to get to an island about 60 foot from the shore. Ran into the wood line did the deed turned around to look and there’s an old man catfishing laughing at me. Even tossed me an extra towel he had 😂
You know, you could possibly do a swim cast. It seems like 50%of the videos, badge is diving into the water🤣
Gold, baby. Gold.
😂😂😂AMAZING POOP STORIES😂😂😂
Recently became a podcast type of guy, never thought I would be. And now today. I am a guy that listens to podcasts about pooping yourself……. Idk if I need to re-evaluate my decisions or not. Although I will say this, the urge is real and I’ve been in multiple situations where it was poop or be pooped
The boys and the sticky green 😂 I’d kill to see you two cheefin the reef 😂
This podcast was absolutely hilarious guys. I truly appreciate this fantastic content. Keep up the great work Ayo and Lojo
“You call him back right now” hahaha I fuckin love badge 🤣
Tryna find something to watch while I'm taking a lunker log and this gem pops up. Hell yeah.
Final answer worst case off shore. Keep trolling motor going and dip in so you get the fisherman’s bidet :)
It's a family tradition! Sticky Green BRINGS YOU BACK TO LIFE!! 🎄🎄🎄JUICY BASS HOLES!
My friend in college pooped in his roommates cat litter box multiple times as a prank and his roommate ended up taking the cat to the vet 2x to try and figure out what was going on 😂
Yes he took a sample of the poop to the vet
Hilarious
Lunkers is an absolute MVP for dropping that story on a random out of the blue phone call! Respect!
LOJO you should call the Andrew's peat and repeat 😆 🤣 😂
This is probably your funniest one yet 🤣🤣
All these poop stories scare the poop out of me…definitely intended 😂😂 when i get my boat, im wearing depends and just blasting 😅😅😅😅
You guys should've called neighbor Darryl 🤣
Counting myself fortunate that I have yet to have a bad 💩 fishing story
what’s up fisheryin
I got COVID just listening to lojo🤣 and got diarrhea just listening to AYO 🤣🤣🤣😂
One of the funniest podcasts yall have done..
Great show guys......In the 80's we always joked about shitting in the shiner tank or live well. More descriptive and colorful sayings were about having a 'paralyzer' when bank fishing and the aftermath of paralyzers usually led up to having a 'blammo'.
This is totally going to be the next RUclips fishing video phenomenon… poop videos galore! I’m 100% positive that the next poop emergency while filming will be caught on video for all to enjoy 🤣😂. This was a good laugh!
Andrew chummed for the fish 🐠🐟
When badge said “yeah I could’ve reached up and clapped his cheeks” 😂😂😂😂💀💀
This podcast stinks of excellence
Should have asked Rob about his deployment one, that story kills me every time.
The only fishing podcast I listen to, love y'alls content!
The Bass came out and was like wait that doesn't look like a Lunker Log I saw last week.. Lmao. Only badge can make a grown man blush..
During a tournament I had to go real bad. I sped to the boat ramp and ran for a tree. During weigh-in my buddy went to pee, just so happened to be the same tree. He stepped in it. I was holding my laugh so much
I don’t know why but I love to here a good emerga poo 💩 story 🤣 you guys rock thanks
Restock the tackle walll I love that these podcast are a talk about eveything and anything
This one was absolutely hilarious and definitely relatable lol
Bro's tip of the day : keep a 5 gallon bucket with a pool noodle around the rim and some TP on the boat. you can line the bucket with a bag if like it clean otherwise rinse your bucket in the water when your done! VIOLA!
Listening to this podcast while making an emergency trip to toilet, seems like the perfect start to my day! Thanks for the great content!
Was listening to this episode at the gym with headphones in on Spotify, I bet all the people thought I was crazy! I kept laughing out loud, like probably too loud too! Had to hop on here to leave a comment! Keep up the great content!!
Timestamp 15:00. I feel you lojo. XD one day we was fishing a new lake, hadn't seen anyone around and the feeling hit. I'm sitting here, in a chair on a dock having to take a major dump. For a good hour. People all around. The way the lake was set up there wasn't really a spot to squat at all or the spots that would be had people fishing. So an hour in I call the lake office and ask about bathrooms. They tell me up the hill from where we were there should be an outhouse type building. I walked up there, looked around walked down the road, nothing. I return to my chair defeated, buttcheeks clenched for a good 3 or 4 more hours while we fish. Finally pack up to leave (I'd rather hold it as long as I could than leave early) I get to a bathroom. All good. Next day we go back get checked by dnr and ask them about the bathroom situation. Turns out that year they had put in a nice new port a John right by where we were at...new years night some drunk jackhole rammed it into the lake so not only did they not put another one in, they also removed the outhouse like building. XD
This was amazing I literally had a situation yesterday fishing in my back bay in California floatubing and was stranded on a little island and took a dump in the the water and a ball of bait fish was popping on it like crazy love the podcast always brightens my day.
LMFAOOO 😭😭😭
Hahaha can’t stop laughing!!!! He said it’s like giving birth under water!!!!
Thanks rob I haven’t laughed that hard in so long 😂🤣
You should try and get Bill Dance on here!
I’ve heard that getting sense of smell can come back a bit quicker by sniffing coffee, oranges, and I can’t remember what else but coffee and oranges for sure.
Coke is the third one, not the soda.
Whats lojo. Love your podcast buddy. Keep them coming
I had to pull over on a side road on the way to work this morning and take a shitskies!!! Almost everytime I get into a vehicle and go more than 50 miles I'm almost guaranteed to have to pull over. I keep baby wipes and toilet paper in my truck and the work truck lmao! Love it that there are guys like me out there hahahaha
Been there...I try not to eat much or drink cofee when I'm going to be on the boat...but this time I did drink coffee and too much and it hit me all at once had to beach the boat and go squat in the tree line.
Colorado is the best man y'all need a fishing trip out here!
The only thing I wish could happen is the podcast to come out on spotify the same day
One day yall need to have subscribers call in on the podcast with some fishing stories related to the topic
River certified podcast is great 👍🏼👍🏼
There WERE alligators everywhere 😂😂
They MOVED I am sure 😂
The most hilarious podcast yet 😂😂😂😂👍
Badge: King of poops
Me: Bro... I'm the older version. It sucks!
This is definitely a top ten podcast
It's been months for me looking most of my sense of taste AYO. Good luck getting it back bro.
You guys rock... I look forward to listening to you guys everytime you launch a new episode. Keep up the good content.
AYO has your Parosmia gotten better yet? I have it too… sucks
Always one meal away from pooping -ayo
If i'm going out for an all day fishing trip, I always bring a 5gal bucket that has a cut up pool noodle around the rim! It has saved me many times!
hahahah smart
Totally relatable. I go for sleeves or the bottom of my shirt before socks though. Keep it going love this podcast!
Dude this has been my most favorite podcast yet Jesus Christ😂😂😂😭😭😭
Wow guys.....those are some "Dark" stories. Wish I could relate however.... I can't. But the whole Covid sickness....I have it now and can't taste or smell. Sorry Badge. 😞 Lojo I agree with you 💯 % about the mandates. Keep up the fun stories guys.
Buy a reliance porta potty on amazon for the boat guys! We bought one as soon as we bought the boat being a woman and having 2 daughters it's a must!
Love the podcast keep up awesome content brother!!!
Haven't had to poop on the boat yet, but trying to get your bibs off to pee in your live well with 1-2' swells gets exciting
Crying laughing on Robs story!
Lojo speaking facts.. squat in the woods is still the best poop I've ever had.. 👍
Love the podcast. Need to get some Davy Gravy on here
New RUclips channel.... Shitting with LOJO!
This is my favorite pod cast yet 😂
Great pod cast keep up the amazing content
I was on shore in florida (heavy gator area, nowhere around to be safe like a gas station) busy highway literally right next to me, and i had to squat and all of a sudden the highway was busy…pretty certain someone got a show 😳😳
Love the Pod Casts!!! I have had the opposite with Covid, I can smell better, and things taste better!!!! I also smoke 2 packs of Marlboros a day and noticed it when I opened a new pack and they smelt fresh. Started paying more attention and realized it with everything!
Yall 2 are da best hope to meet yall one day in fish once no lie yall 2 are great
I was out flyfishing a super remote mountain stream and fished my way up about a mile from where I parked when the urgency hit me. Dummy me didn't bring toilet paper, so I took my waders off, squatted right over the stream and shit right into it lol. Had to do the old splash wash on my ass to clean up. Those poor brook trout had to dodge my brown trout that day lol
I ALWAYS have a travel size pack of wet wipes with me when im fishing. Ya just never know when its going to go down and i like my socks n sleeves. Lol. Also carry them in the car just in case. 🎣🇺🇸🎣 love the videos and the cast. Please don't take it off RUclips..
Y'all should do a podcast after every fishing adventure
Lojo got me a little excited when he said "hopefully we're gonna start seeing some big bucks, are you gonna go hunting with me?"👀, Boutta be an absolute bangin season 👌🔥
I was dying the entire time lmfaoo great podcast
fucking cracked up to the bowels being faster than prime. im the same way. im dead
Was on a kayak in a middle of the lake and thank god it was a paddle kayak, the no wake zone got rocked as I hit shore a just blew it up 🤦♂️🤦♂️😳😳
Lmao. You guys are awesome every time.
Hahahaha the badge fired a "turdpedo"
Does this play on Google podcast? I'm anti-apple lol
I’m dying over here lol🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I live in Denver it’s sick in Colorado and I dab all the time
Wow that was awesome and hilarious poor people Rob & 1R1R shit on and your stories were great amazing video as always 💓can't wait for the next one
Flair has got to have some poop stories for sure
I'll definitely look at my Lunker Logs differently 👀
🤣🤣🤣
Love the podcast and that's why I carry whips in my tackle backpack
Badge. I have been experiencing the same thing with losing taste and some smell from covid. Except I had covid the first week of the year and it's now 10 months later.
You Tubin, and Podcast greatness!!
This is so funny. This might be the funnest one
LOJO: Andrew 2 pull up the DMT clip
Lojo u should make a TV show like be on cable or Netflix
All right I've never had that situation happen to me on a boat. The lake I go to a lot has a couple different restrooms around it different parks that are near it. I have had real my lineup real quick hook it on the Rod throw it in the car. Jump in the car and try and quickly fly across the lake roads to get to the restrooms always much fun maybe one day I'll have a boating experience being out there in the middle of nowhere and having the urge come
I had to poop off an offshore charter trip about 15 miles off coast, with other boats passing by. Great view of my squares ass over the high railing of the boat deck