*ORGAN GUN GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Hello HELLO! First video of 2021, and we're kicking it off with a HIGHLY requested nation in Total War Empire: The Ottoman empire! Hope you guys like this video! If you do, you can check out the Koifish support links in the description! VERY COOL!
I can't even figure out if Simo is actually Koifish's cousin and if he's Moroccan. Now Koifish says he was born in Turkey. I don't know what's real anymore.
When I first found this guy in my recommended, I thought he was a discount Isorrowproductions. Instead, he a screaming madman who has a friendly-fire problem. That makes me happy, & he definitely deserves more subs.
I don’t know if I’m going to like the new office, Ms Koifish is amazing. Nothing like hearing the clinking of plates and forks while conquering Armenia.
...as ı was born in turkey you can hear that from my accent as a fluent english speaking turk there isnt anything ı am %100 offended and agreed like this
I believe it was meant as self irony rather than joke about Turkish. :D *Cant hit a football goal from close range* "As you can see, I have played football my whole life" This type of joke.
Hey people, which unit is a proper, the most common unit in the Ottoman Empire in this historical period? What uniforms were worn during this period? Have you got any sites or information about it? I would be glad to know them!
Look up videos by Kings and Generals regarding the time period and the empire itself. I think there is some information about them in their vids. As to books, I'm not so certain. There is a book about the wars between Europe and the Ottoman Empire (Enemies at the Gates if I'm not mistaken). The book if I'm not mistaken, details the wars and conflicts from the conquest of the Balkans, all the way to the Crimean war. Again, I could be wrong, since its a while since I've last read it. As to other sources, there's an anime called Shokoku no Altair that is set in a fictional Ottoman Empire and the protag is based on an idealized version of Mehmed Al Fatih. Watch the anime. The art is astoundingly beautiful (like all animes are), the story is pretty good (like damn near all animes are), the characters entertaining and novel (like near all animes are), and the outfits are just dazzling to behold. Only downside to the anime is the action scenes are kinda bland, utterly unlike Vinland Saga or Shigurui, let alone god tier like Kimetsu no Yaiba.
*ORGAN GUN GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Hello HELLO! First video of 2021, and we're kicking it off with a HIGHLY requested nation in Total War Empire: The Ottoman empire!
Hope you guys like this video! If you do, you can check out the Koifish support links in the description! VERY COOL!
nice
@@andrewlutz2455 Nice
love ya stuff Koi fish!!
İf you say “Tehlike geliyor” that would mean danger closing.
And if you want to say attack in Turkish just say “Hücuum” loudly
@@Koifish I need Jesus I’m your life
Kolfish: Plays like Otomans.
Viena: *Left the Chat*
Poland winged Hussars also left the chat
Lol funny 😂
3:11 "He may not be a vampire, but he's worse; he's an Armenian."
*Werewolves of Armenia would like to know your location*
*Stares at Georgian Flag*
@@RidgeBoi crying for western and russian help lol
aaaaaaa im alergic to armenian 🗿
[Jokin]
Fun fact: Knights of St John acting as pirates and attacking Ottoman ships is what actualy happened historically.
I can't even figure out if Simo is actually Koifish's cousin and if he's Moroccan. Now Koifish says he was born in Turkey.
I don't know what's real anymore.
I'm from Nuuk Greenland :D
@@Koifish Riiiiight.
@@Koifish wait, are you Swedish or Nuuk? I do not get it
@@mohamedfouda8181 He is Mongolian
@@thecheeselord5943 wha..wait...how..when... where?
Lego Yoda dying is the sweetest sound to have ever touched my ears
😮😳
Koifish: URRRRRRRRAAAAAAA
His Ottoman soldiers: O.O
*turkish sounds of suspicion*
Russo-Turkish War intensifies
Some say the Russian Ura was inspired by the Ottoman's uran warcry
@@comradekenobi6908 Some say it was inspired by anakins screams as he tried to take the high ground
@@samisha5834 oh wait, I just realized
*DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Im turk and i m I died laughing at your reading
You sure your not french?
@@Gabriel-pn4wd i know right?
Oi i m not sure
Je Türküz Mine
napim
"Must have been rival tribes" xD some people don't even know how true that shit is..
And is one of many reasons the defeat of the Ottomans at Vienna.
When I first found this guy in my recommended, I thought he was a discount Isorrowproductions. Instead, he a screaming madman who has a friendly-fire problem. That makes me happy, & he definitely deserves more subs.
Koifish :"Assalamualaikum Brother"
Me: "Waalaikumusalam"
same
Dear Koifish as a Turk I need to inform you that we don't have a word for Danger Close in Turkish...
NO! Transilvanians would NEVER even reveal the blood-thirsty clans of the vampires to Hungarians and Austrians, only we knew about their existence.
Fucking died at "The Ottomancer" keep up the good work dude
Your laugh is the most blessed sound my ears have heard Koi 🙃
alkum esselam koifish
🇮🇱
@@thecheeselord5943 🛐☪️
@@Buraksall52 👌
The cannons killed more of his guys than the enemy. 💀
This incompetence is far too accurate to real life!
Joseph I. be like:
Ses ver Adana, zirveden selam
Durmak yok homie, patlamaya devam
Yok bundan sonra size sigara filan
Uçuyor yıldızlara müptezel bayan
Well done Koifish you are the new Padişah now 👏🗿
I was so excited when he said Portugal ;-;
geez, the organ gun is firing canister shot on long range.
As a Portuguese person, do not play with my feelings like that. Love ur vids btw, keep 'em coming!
I proud you show my nation love u from turkey
im getting a feeling that the military might of the world weakened when they started using muskets
I don’t know if I’m going to like the new office, Ms Koifish is amazing.
Nothing like hearing the clinking of plates and forks while conquering Armenia.
'Ottomans in Armenia' Boy that didnt age well
Ah a lovely strategy of pure overwhelming firepower creating absolute chaos
12:55
M8, you have a laugh like the Tigger from Winnie the Pooh
as a türk i am very happy that you made a kebab video now i can die peacefully knowing kebab empire will last forever
When will you play Switzerland: the real chocolate hour
F for the last Ottoman heir died.
Turkish guy here, ngl this is good content yo! Keep up the good work!
Ok , youtube randomly recomended this video to me and after watching whole video i'm glad it did.
You sir got a new sub ^^
koifish I don't know if you're Swedish or Japanese
Both
Arigato, Allah-Senpai!
WTA (What the Allah)
No, it's (Arigato, Allah sama)
Wtf
I laughed so hard, your readings was very funny and I enjoyed so much as a Turk.
A masterpiece, as always.
My favorite koiboi has returned bringing childhood obesity with him
The Swedish Pasha plays in the Ottomans. Palace bureaucracy and Turkish people loved it
Koifish’s chuckle is the best thing on RUclips, change my mind.
Koifish= Mr. International
Local Swedish man sentenced to life in prison for calling in an artillery bombardment on a Venetian parade.
Koifish I think your accent got 10x thicccccc in this video lmao love your videos man.
Every time koifish laughs, I get gnomed.
Alaykum as-Salam my brother
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
"WE ARE NOT ARAB"
The Ottoman Empire was a multiethnic Muslim Caliphate, get over it.
Did any one see the friends along the way???
Organ guns are my favorite reason to play the Ottomans.
Islamisation of North goes as planned
Kalabaliken in Bender flash-backs... :I
CK3 Dwarven empire!!!! With the new kings creator 🙌
Koifish laughter proof of he is a gnome :D
Playing Portugal wen?
See's Georgian Flag.
Koifish: "The Armenians are posturing!!"
Who knew Winnie the Pooh was an Ottoman general in his past life
Koifish enters 2021 Turkish style
Koi fish must add poet to his resumé
Damn Koi that's Total War 101 :p Don't put your troops close in front of cannon, and don't move units through eachother. They never like eachother!
Ah tis a new year until koi fish uploads, was missing the elegant rhymes, much love from México!
Ps. What are you going to study my good sir?
Greetings from kastamonu
the best intro ive seen
Lol the Kebab commercial break tho
FINALLY, THE BEST EMPIRE
...as ı was born in turkey you can hear that from my accent
as a fluent english speaking turk there isnt anything ı am %100 offended and agreed like this
I believe it was meant as self irony rather than joke about Turkish. :D
*Cant hit a football goal from close range*
"As you can see, I have played football my whole life"
This type of joke.
@@jarskil8862 yeah I know ı didnt get offended just joke
Wow those Organ guns are broken in both ways
Real Rick Astley hours
why am i so late, yer opening is hilarious har har har..
Knock knock knocking on Viennas door
now we need real habsburg hours :)
Can you do an artillery only campaign on Empire Total War?
Koifish can you not bully me at the start of the video lol
Shooting retreating soldiers isnt a crime... yet
Im eating shawarma while watching this.
Ottomancer... that's fucking hilarious!
THAT WAS THE YENERIL!!!
I’m a Turk but it’s fucking funny 😂😂😂
Im turkish and this was hilarious
Will you present the kebab to new world as well? Keep this series going and remove burger from premises :)
Play as Persia or I will eat your toes.
you played 12 turns man
Play Medieval 2!
I just realized I wasn't subbed
I have committed a grave sin
please do the real sushi hours Koifish.
Me as a portugueses....hurra at last he is playing Portugal.....2 sec later...😭😭😭
Upvote for sea shanty
Artillery Only
We still doing this? >:D
@@Koifish peace was never an option
@@Koifish Yes
Me when bosanska artiljerija
I miss going to Burger King.
why u trade with danes koi fish? nnooooo!!!🤣
nice video
MEDIEVAL 2 TOTAL WAR
EH EL SHABEB
i laughed my ass offfff
Hey people, which unit is a proper, the most common unit in the Ottoman Empire in this historical period? What uniforms were worn during this period? Have you got any sites or information about it? I would be glad to know them!
Look up videos by Kings and Generals regarding the time period and the empire itself. I think there is some information about them in their vids. As to books, I'm not so certain. There is a book about the wars between Europe and the Ottoman Empire (Enemies at the Gates if I'm not mistaken). The book if I'm not mistaken, details the wars and conflicts from the conquest of the Balkans, all the way to the Crimean war. Again, I could be wrong, since its a while since I've last read it. As to other sources, there's an anime called Shokoku no Altair that is set in a fictional Ottoman Empire and the protag is based on an idealized version of Mehmed Al Fatih. Watch the anime. The art is astoundingly beautiful (like all animes are), the story is pretty good (like damn near all animes are), the characters entertaining and novel (like near all animes are), and the outfits are just dazzling to behold. Only downside to the anime is the action scenes are kinda bland, utterly unlike Vinland Saga or Shigurui, let alone god tier like Kimetsu no Yaiba.
Try to play medieval 2 total war with the mod "with fire and sword 2"
Vanilla better
HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT SUFFOLK
can you in next video of total war empire play as pope or knights of john and do 9th crusade?
damn i missed you man
سلام علیکم برادر کویفیش ویدیو های شما بسیار زیبا است xD
Angry Polish noises