Real Kebab Hours - Empire Total War

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  3 года назад +142

    *ORGAN GUN GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
    Hello HELLO! First video of 2021, and we're kicking it off with a HIGHLY requested nation in Total War Empire: The Ottoman empire!
    Hope you guys like this video! If you do, you can check out the Koifish support links in the description! VERY COOL!

    • @andrewlutz2455
      @andrewlutz2455 3 года назад +2

      nice

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 года назад +3

      @@andrewlutz2455 Nice

    • @paulallensdemise2533
      @paulallensdemise2533 3 года назад

      love ya stuff Koi fish!!

    • @mjs9026
      @mjs9026 3 года назад

      İf you say “Tehlike geliyor” that would mean danger closing.
      And if you want to say attack in Turkish just say “Hücuum” loudly

    • @brianlakieth
      @brianlakieth 3 года назад

      @@Koifish I need Jesus I’m your life

  • @donwikiysusglobos2282
    @donwikiysusglobos2282 3 года назад +252

    Kolfish: Plays like Otomans.
    Viena: *Left the Chat*

  • @parthiaball
    @parthiaball 3 года назад +155

    3:11 "He may not be a vampire, but he's worse; he's an Armenian."

    • @RidgeBoi
      @RidgeBoi 3 года назад +15

      *Werewolves of Armenia would like to know your location*

    • @kaboom138
      @kaboom138 2 года назад +6

      *Stares at Georgian Flag*

    • @Mohammadkwt
      @Mohammadkwt 2 года назад +2

      @@RidgeBoi crying for western and russian help lol

    • @colruss7012
      @colruss7012 2 года назад

      aaaaaaa im alergic to armenian 🗿
      [Jokin]

  • @janpiorko3809
    @janpiorko3809 3 года назад +45

    Fun fact: Knights of St John acting as pirates and attacking Ottoman ships is what actualy happened historically.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 года назад +242

    I can't even figure out if Simo is actually Koifish's cousin and if he's Moroccan. Now Koifish says he was born in Turkey.
    I don't know what's real anymore.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 года назад +74

      I'm from Nuuk Greenland :D

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 3 года назад +6

      @@Koifish Riiiiight.

    • @mohamedfouda8181
      @mohamedfouda8181 3 года назад +3

      @@Koifish wait, are you Swedish or Nuuk? I do not get it

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 3 года назад +20

      @@mohamedfouda8181 He is Mongolian

    • @mohamedfouda8181
      @mohamedfouda8181 3 года назад +2

      @@thecheeselord5943 wha..wait...how..when... where?

  • @tristangruetter3005
    @tristangruetter3005 3 года назад +71

    Lego Yoda dying is the sweetest sound to have ever touched my ears

  • @samisha5834
    @samisha5834 3 года назад +110

    Koifish: URRRRRRRRAAAAAAA
    His Ottoman soldiers: O.O

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 3 года назад +6

      *turkish sounds of suspicion*

    • @paulfrancistorres7144
      @paulfrancistorres7144 3 года назад +5

      Russo-Turkish War intensifies

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад +3

      Some say the Russian Ura was inspired by the Ottoman's uran warcry

    • @samisha5834
      @samisha5834 3 года назад

      @@comradekenobi6908 Some say it was inspired by anakins screams as he tried to take the high ground

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад +1

      @@samisha5834 oh wait, I just realized
      *DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

  • @KiritoEnoWT
    @KiritoEnoWT 3 года назад +223

    Im turk and i m I died laughing at your reading

  • @Razzlion
    @Razzlion 3 года назад +41

    "Must have been rival tribes" xD some people don't even know how true that shit is..

  • @dwarvenmoray
    @dwarvenmoray 3 года назад +24

    When I first found this guy in my recommended, I thought he was a discount Isorrowproductions. Instead, he a screaming madman who has a friendly-fire problem. That makes me happy, & he definitely deserves more subs.

  • @ghazcanttalk
    @ghazcanttalk 3 года назад +34

    Koifish :"Assalamualaikum Brother"
    Me: "Waalaikumusalam"

  • @ogulbay8752
    @ogulbay8752 3 года назад +20

    Dear Koifish as a Turk I need to inform you that we don't have a word for Danger Close in Turkish...

  • @Andreitolca1
    @Andreitolca1 3 года назад +14

    NO! Transilvanians would NEVER even reveal the blood-thirsty clans of the vampires to Hungarians and Austrians, only we knew about their existence.

  • @dolphin531
    @dolphin531 3 года назад +26

    Fucking died at "The Ottomancer" keep up the good work dude

  • @bajlozi6873
    @bajlozi6873 3 года назад +16

    Your laugh is the most blessed sound my ears have heard Koi 🙃

  • @gamers33573
    @gamers33573 3 года назад +22

    alkum esselam koifish

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 5 месяцев назад +1

    The cannons killed more of his guys than the enemy. 💀
    This incompetence is far too accurate to real life!

  • @sirfanatical8763
    @sirfanatical8763 3 года назад +5

    Joseph I. be like:
    Ses ver Adana, zirveden selam
    Durmak yok homie, patlamaya devam
    Yok bundan sonra size sigara filan
    Uçuyor yıldızlara müptezel bayan

  • @colruss7012
    @colruss7012 2 года назад +3

    Well done Koifish you are the new Padişah now 👏🗿

  • @Lusus-zj9pt
    @Lusus-zj9pt 3 года назад +12

    I was so excited when he said Portugal ;-;

  • @omerfarukal9494
    @omerfarukal9494 3 года назад +5

    geez, the organ gun is firing canister shot on long range.

  • @cajucaralho9922
    @cajucaralho9922 3 года назад +6

    As a Portuguese person, do not play with my feelings like that. Love ur vids btw, keep 'em coming!

  • @yusufkams1423
    @yusufkams1423 3 года назад +4

    I proud you show my nation love u from turkey

  • @TheRagaz
    @TheRagaz 3 года назад +7

    im getting a feeling that the military might of the world weakened when they started using muskets

  • @sebastianlodge7549
    @sebastianlodge7549 3 года назад +2

    I don’t know if I’m going to like the new office, Ms Koifish is amazing.
    Nothing like hearing the clinking of plates and forks while conquering Armenia.

  • @thelordsofgaming2153
    @thelordsofgaming2153 3 года назад +20

    'Ottomans in Armenia' Boy that didnt age well

  • @BrendenTait8858
    @BrendenTait8858 3 года назад +4

    Ah a lovely strategy of pure overwhelming firepower creating absolute chaos

  • @kaiserchef9193
    @kaiserchef9193 3 года назад +6

    12:55
    M8, you have a laugh like the Tigger from Winnie the Pooh

  • @TheOghuz78
    @TheOghuz78 3 года назад +2

    as a türk i am very happy that you made a kebab video now i can die peacefully knowing kebab empire will last forever

  • @schyzo9043
    @schyzo9043 3 года назад +15

    When will you play Switzerland: the real chocolate hour

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 3 года назад +2

    F for the last Ottoman heir died.

  • @massyarchai146
    @massyarchai146 3 года назад +1

    Turkish guy here, ngl this is good content yo! Keep up the good work!

  • @Richafu
    @Richafu 3 года назад +1

    Ok , youtube randomly recomended this video to me and after watching whole video i'm glad it did.
    You sir got a new sub ^^

  • @VodKaVK
    @VodKaVK 3 года назад +20

    koifish I don't know if you're Swedish or Japanese

  • @shovellord1117
    @shovellord1117 3 года назад +8

    Arigato, Allah-Senpai!

  • @oguzhanturk6795
    @oguzhanturk6795 3 года назад +2

    I laughed so hard, your readings was very funny and I enjoyed so much as a Turk.

  • @pietro3477
    @pietro3477 3 года назад +3

    A masterpiece, as always.

  • @bocephus8236
    @bocephus8236 3 года назад +2

    My favorite koiboi has returned bringing childhood obesity with him

  • @ahmetberkayozturk795
    @ahmetberkayozturk795 3 года назад

    The Swedish Pasha plays in the Ottomans. Palace bureaucracy and Turkish people loved it

  • @jacksongrissop9257
    @jacksongrissop9257 3 года назад

    Koifish’s chuckle is the best thing on RUclips, change my mind.

  • @yeahboi5796
    @yeahboi5796 3 года назад +1

    Koifish= Mr. International

  • @peskifrenchi8832
    @peskifrenchi8832 Год назад

    Local Swedish man sentenced to life in prison for calling in an artillery bombardment on a Venetian parade.

  • @justinlabrosse8506
    @justinlabrosse8506 3 года назад +1

    Koifish I think your accent got 10x thicccccc in this video lmao love your videos man.

  • @UnclePutte
    @UnclePutte 3 года назад +1

    Every time koifish laughs, I get gnomed.

  • @kadirhandulger
    @kadirhandulger 3 года назад +1

    Alaykum as-Salam my brother

  • @kenanmemedov5002
    @kenanmemedov5002 3 года назад +4

    "WE ARE NOT ARAB"
    "WE ARE NOT ARAB"
    "WE ARE NOT ARAB"
    "WE ARE NOT ARAB"
    "WE ARE NOT ARAB"
    "WE ARE NOT ARAB"

    • @JanissaryJake
      @JanissaryJake 3 года назад

      The Ottoman Empire was a multiethnic Muslim Caliphate, get over it.

  • @Shammer1
    @Shammer1 Год назад +1

    Did any one see the friends along the way???

  • @Highice007
    @Highice007 3 года назад

    Organ guns are my favorite reason to play the Ottomans.

  • @elenavasiuk4709
    @elenavasiuk4709 3 года назад

    Islamisation of North goes as planned

  • @ThoriberoCaroli
    @ThoriberoCaroli 3 года назад +2

    Kalabaliken in Bender flash-backs... :I

  • @austinaeschbach3313
    @austinaeschbach3313 3 года назад

    CK3 Dwarven empire!!!! With the new kings creator 🙌

  • @TheJanissary90
    @TheJanissary90 3 года назад

    Koifish laughter proof of he is a gnome :D

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 3 года назад +11

    Playing Portugal wen?

  • @kaboom138
    @kaboom138 2 года назад

    See's Georgian Flag.
    Koifish: "The Armenians are posturing!!"

  • @rianrox190
    @rianrox190 3 года назад

    Who knew Winnie the Pooh was an Ottoman general in his past life

  • @OM4R_FARUK
    @OM4R_FARUK 3 года назад

    Koifish enters 2021 Turkish style

  • @SpencerSmith-rz8pm
    @SpencerSmith-rz8pm 3 года назад

    Koi fish must add poet to his resumé

  • @K-Nyne
    @K-Nyne 3 года назад

    Damn Koi that's Total War 101 :p Don't put your troops close in front of cannon, and don't move units through eachother. They never like eachother!

  • @byrontovar4497
    @byrontovar4497 3 года назад

    Ah tis a new year until koi fish uploads, was missing the elegant rhymes, much love from México!
    Ps. What are you going to study my good sir?

  • @stormfront4382
    @stormfront4382 3 года назад +1

    Greetings from kastamonu

  • @dani4a238
    @dani4a238 3 года назад

    the best intro ive seen

  • @laurencemorales6595
    @laurencemorales6595 3 года назад

    Lol the Kebab commercial break tho

  • @miniondaechir
    @miniondaechir 3 года назад

    FINALLY, THE BEST EMPIRE

  • @polatdecilicia4094
    @polatdecilicia4094 3 года назад

    ...as ı was born in turkey you can hear that from my accent
    as a fluent english speaking turk there isnt anything ı am %100 offended and agreed like this

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 3 года назад +1

      I believe it was meant as self irony rather than joke about Turkish. :D
      *Cant hit a football goal from close range*
      "As you can see, I have played football my whole life"
      This type of joke.

    • @polatdecilicia4094
      @polatdecilicia4094 3 года назад

      @@jarskil8862 yeah I know ı didnt get offended just joke

  • @Wooper160atThePond
    @Wooper160atThePond 3 года назад

    Wow those Organ guns are broken in both ways

  • @nikitaostrovsky8416
    @nikitaostrovsky8416 3 года назад

    Real Rick Astley hours

  • @natpeterson8856
    @natpeterson8856 3 года назад

    why am i so late, yer opening is hilarious har har har..

  • @emir7437
    @emir7437 3 года назад

    Knock knock knocking on Viennas door

  • @Nakakapagpabagabagabag
    @Nakakapagpabagabagabag 3 года назад

    now we need real habsburg hours :)

  • @hansdewaard6526
    @hansdewaard6526 3 года назад +1

    Can you do an artillery only campaign on Empire Total War?

  • @anglomaxiumus
    @anglomaxiumus 3 года назад

    Koifish can you not bully me at the start of the video lol

  • @007anan6
    @007anan6 3 года назад

    Shooting retreating soldiers isnt a crime... yet

  • @Rachiuwu
    @Rachiuwu 3 года назад

    Im eating shawarma while watching this.

  • @frigginsepone446
    @frigginsepone446 3 года назад

    Ottomancer... that's fucking hilarious!

  • @ryanlieb3958
    @ryanlieb3958 3 года назад

    THAT WAS THE YENERIL!!!

  • @harunparmaksz24
    @harunparmaksz24 3 года назад +1

    I’m a Turk but it’s fucking funny 😂😂😂

  • @unknown.3307
    @unknown.3307 3 года назад +1

    Im turkish and this was hilarious

  • @xyz-yu3xm
    @xyz-yu3xm 3 года назад

    Will you present the kebab to new world as well? Keep this series going and remove burger from premises :)

  • @dwarvenmoray
    @dwarvenmoray 3 года назад

    Play as Persia or I will eat your toes.

  • @ancresty69
    @ancresty69 5 месяцев назад

    you played 12 turns man

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 3 года назад +1

    Play Medieval 2!

  • @coyote47713
    @coyote47713 3 года назад

    I just realized I wasn't subbed
    I have committed a grave sin

  • @i.szunyogh3020
    @i.szunyogh3020 3 года назад

    please do the real sushi hours Koifish.

  • @franciscoregadas2774
    @franciscoregadas2774 3 года назад

    Me as a portugueses....hurra at last he is playing Portugal.....2 sec later...😭😭😭

  • @ChimeraeBF
    @ChimeraeBF 3 года назад

    Upvote for sea shanty

  • @siegmund6307
    @siegmund6307 3 года назад +1

    Artillery Only

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 года назад +2

      We still doing this? >:D

    • @yo2026
      @yo2026 3 года назад

      @@Koifish peace was never an option

    • @siegmund6307
      @siegmund6307 3 года назад

      @@Koifish Yes

  • @rajko9904
    @rajko9904 3 года назад

    Me when bosanska artiljerija

  • @villager631
    @villager631 3 года назад +5

    I miss going to Burger King.

  • @paulallensdemise2533
    @paulallensdemise2533 3 года назад +1

    why u trade with danes koi fish? nnooooo!!!🤣

  • @Mehmet-s7o
    @Mehmet-s7o 3 года назад

    nice video

  • @bayanbatu6848
    @bayanbatu6848 3 года назад

    MEDIEVAL 2 TOTAL WAR

  • @youareveryannoying9179
    @youareveryannoying9179 3 года назад

    EH EL SHABEB

  • @lottibert
    @lottibert 3 года назад

    i laughed my ass offfff

  • @janicekgibki9172
    @janicekgibki9172 3 года назад

    Hey people, which unit is a proper, the most common unit in the Ottoman Empire in this historical period? What uniforms were worn during this period? Have you got any sites or information about it? I would be glad to know them!

    • @someorclad9738
      @someorclad9738 3 года назад +2

      Look up videos by Kings and Generals regarding the time period and the empire itself. I think there is some information about them in their vids. As to books, I'm not so certain. There is a book about the wars between Europe and the Ottoman Empire (Enemies at the Gates if I'm not mistaken). The book if I'm not mistaken, details the wars and conflicts from the conquest of the Balkans, all the way to the Crimean war. Again, I could be wrong, since its a while since I've last read it. As to other sources, there's an anime called Shokoku no Altair that is set in a fictional Ottoman Empire and the protag is based on an idealized version of Mehmed Al Fatih. Watch the anime. The art is astoundingly beautiful (like all animes are), the story is pretty good (like damn near all animes are), the characters entertaining and novel (like near all animes are), and the outfits are just dazzling to behold. Only downside to the anime is the action scenes are kinda bland, utterly unlike Vinland Saga or Shigurui, let alone god tier like Kimetsu no Yaiba.

  • @voloshin9850
    @voloshin9850 3 года назад +1

    Try to play medieval 2 total war with the mod "with fire and sword 2"

  • @Rynewulf
    @Rynewulf 3 года назад +1

    HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT SUFFOLK

  • @MixerTheNovir
    @MixerTheNovir 3 года назад

    can you in next video of total war empire play as pope or knights of john and do 9th crusade?

  • @SunTzu_0
    @SunTzu_0 3 года назад

    damn i missed you man

  • @mamad5776
    @mamad5776 3 года назад

    سلام علیکم برادر کویفیش ویدیو های شما بسیار زیبا است xD

  • @josemoreno1245
    @josemoreno1245 3 года назад

    Angry Polish noises