Honest Game Trailers | Elden Ring

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  • Опубликовано: 19 авг 2024
  • Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite video games: this week is Elden Ring!
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    Honest Game Trailers | Elden Ring
    Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
    Edited by Max Song
    Produced by: Max Song & Ryan O'Toole
    Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
    Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
    Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
    Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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Комментарии • 3,6 тыс.

  • @rubbles8190
    @rubbles8190 2 года назад +5402

    "A game that doesn't so much hold your hand, but instead abandons you as a child."
    I knew this game was giving me nostalgic feelings for some reason.

    • @richardavelino7383
      @richardavelino7383 2 года назад +185

      Okay here's the jump button.... and here's the Tree Sentinel good luck lol

    • @gokberklevine1977
      @gokberklevine1977 Год назад +48

      @Tracker T I know right ! I bought the game at the launch as a traditional rpg player. I refunded it within a few hours because I was sick of wandering around Limgrave lost without direction to progress.
      Got it again 6 months later launch, I am having a blast now. Ign & polygon & pcgamer guides + youtube are basically my quest logs and markers 😅

    • @foxfox2149
      @foxfox2149 Год назад +9

      Had me on the floor laughing historically for 5 minutes

    • @alvarogarcia5514
      @alvarogarcia5514 Год назад +6

      Best line of this video. So true ☺️🤣

    • @PrimalZeno
      @PrimalZeno Год назад +4

      @@gokberklevine1977 Yea, I also think that the main sections of the game are unbalanced, 99% of the time you end up exploring so it's just time before it gest boring, the legacy dungeons are the main deal IMO, the first castle has peak game design, leyndell and volcano manor are beautiful in their own ways and farum azula his absolutely stunning and original

  • @galev3955
    @galev3955 2 года назад +6546

    "find every weapon you don't have the build for". That was a bit too honest. I felt that deep in my runes.

    • @nickfizer401
      @nickfizer401 2 года назад +138

      I spent the majority of the game wishing I'd went Faith because for the longest time it seemed like it was the only gear I would find.

    • @Cuzjudd
      @Cuzjudd 2 года назад +20

      ruuuuuuunes

    • @jacobgamber5407
      @jacobgamber5407 2 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @tyrides6566
      @tyrides6566 2 года назад +2

      Frrrr💀

    • @tyrides6566
      @tyrides6566 2 года назад +19

      @@nickfizer401 I just went full faith and now I miss my great swords lol, the blasphemous blade goes crazy at high level though

  • @mutt203
    @mutt203 Год назад +2058

    "A gaming experience that treats you like you're smarter than you actually are."
    I've never been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

    • @thedude4594
      @thedude4594 Год назад +1

      😅

    • @BestAnimeShortsAround
      @BestAnimeShortsAround Год назад +2

      😂😂

    • @KobeAndersonCactus
      @KobeAndersonCactus Год назад +24

      @Reiysa Soffioti or maybe you just gotta get that one thing

    • @KobeAndersonCactus
      @KobeAndersonCactus Год назад +46

      @Reiysa Soffioti good.

    • @j.pedrotti1649
      @j.pedrotti1649 Год назад +2

      I feel offended when the game tells me the answer to a puzzle before I even finish LOOKING at the environment. Like, do they think I'm that dumb or just omniscient?? 😅

  • @ThePickledAuthor
    @ThePickledAuthor 2 года назад +1493

    I'm so glad they finally added in someone to hug you for trying your best. It's what the series truly needed.

    • @rumaulia2709
      @rumaulia2709 2 года назад +13

      Underrated comment

    • @darkodev6961
      @darkodev6961 2 года назад +120

      You get a debuff:( std from the pretty huh lady

    • @KOAHUNT3R
      @KOAHUNT3R 2 года назад +167

      She gives you a 5% health debuff when you hug her... even in Souls games, kindness kills you :(

    • @krystal69420
      @krystal69420 2 года назад +52

      @@darkodev6961 worth it

    • @stiimuli
      @stiimuli 2 года назад +50

      @@KOAHUNT3R something most people probably don't even notice until they see a random comment on a wiki or a RUclips video.....

  • @PanfuSerenity
    @PanfuSerenity 2 года назад +3345

    "That is, if you can pry yourself away from meandering into every cave to collect all the weapons you don't have the build for" - the accuracy of this statement has murdered me, more than the game has.

    • @dragons_hook
      @dragons_hook 2 года назад +21

      so essentially.... YOU DIED

    • @CaliburXL99
      @CaliburXL99 2 года назад +89

      Precious item ahead.

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 2 года назад +93

      *Picks up new spell/weapon, realizes it has a faith requirement, cries.*-me, probably

    • @askingshoe2
      @askingshoe2 2 года назад +21

      @@MrDalisclock me but with Int requirements. Curse me wanting to kill people with the wrath of God.

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 2 года назад +27

      @@askingshoe2 I decided to be adventurous this time and spec for strength, dex and int. I keep finding stuff that needs faith(like dragon spells)I feel like a failure and I'm not sure why

  • @lokionthecomeup
    @lokionthecomeup 2 года назад +3203

    I laughed way to hard at the part “from softwares plan of making everyone get good whether they want to or not.”

    • @Sliwowsky
      @Sliwowsky 2 года назад +63

      yes, from software are on the mission

    • @hamsack981
      @hamsack981 2 года назад +31

      Gud*

    • @PsychoticWolfie
      @PsychoticWolfie 2 года назад +54

      As someone who has never played a souls game before this, this is accurate

    • @Bonesaw_McGraw
      @Bonesaw_McGraw 2 года назад +17

      @@PsychoticWolfie its not really bud lol this game let's you summon like 5 guys to help you. go play sekiro then talk to me about getting good 😂😂

    • @despair_ts1823
      @despair_ts1823 2 года назад +13

      Git*

  • @cryzz0n
    @cryzz0n 2 года назад +566

    "A gaming experience that treats you like you're smarter than you actually are"
    THE PERFECT SUMMARY OF ELDEN RING

    • @christermad
      @christermad Год назад +3

      Not to mention treats you like you're a hundred times more beefy than you actually are 😂🥴🤔

  • @njczb2w6
    @njczb2w6 2 года назад +233

    Sorry but the line “and the studio that brought us the video game equivalent of waterboarding…” made me lough so hard I couldn’t stop for another 5 minutes.😂

  • @reeven1721
    @reeven1721 2 года назад +2335

    He's not wrong: the lobsters in this game can give some eldritch gods a run for their money.

    • @oduinn7948
      @oduinn7948 2 года назад +150

      Nothing is quite as demoralizing as being killing by terminal velocity squirting...

    • @johnclarke7626
      @johnclarke7626 2 года назад +52

      Lobster spit=one hit and that's it. Poisonous gigaflower holy lasers from the sky kill you slower.

    • @andiehelmi2315
      @andiehelmi2315 2 года назад +39

      Bell bearing hunter in caelid is the worst

    • @azathoth2067
      @azathoth2067 2 года назад +41

      I can now with confidence say "I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you"

    • @alanthe2
      @alanthe2 2 года назад +17

      The Magma Wyrm at the Consecrated Snowfield had severe trouble against an Octopus. It did more damage with its tentacles than I did and I had swords. Which I then shoved right up its beak hole because it had no health left.

  • @metaloverlord7465
    @metaloverlord7465 2 года назад +9662

    The beauty of a Fromsoftware game is even if you DO include spoilers people watching this trailer still won't know what the *%=÷ is going on.

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 2 года назад +471

      *Sees boss in gameplay video, has no context whatsoever for said boss, realizes it probably doesn't matter*

    • @Aridgway
      @Aridgway 2 года назад +349

      @@MrDalisclock Probably doesnt matter, will still get beaten to a pulp 50 times until you realise all you had to do was one thing correctly and you couldn't even do that. Sadness.

    • @Justforvisit
      @Justforvisit 2 года назад +133

      Oh come on now, it's so easy to follow this time!
      You're the seeker of the Elden Ring, a hibamabaginis that fell from somewhere outer space but that wasn't really outerspace instead a thingy inside a box that in reality wasn't really a box which was sealed (not really sealed) away by 4 big boss bro guys you have to kill because you found this nice sword that said "Go kill them" so you killed them but in reality they instead killed your soul and you have to reclaim it by reclaiming the Elden Ring.
      Come on, really easy!

    • @razvanagafitei502
      @razvanagafitei502 2 года назад +5

      Please do chicken invaders

    • @RipedGames
      @RipedGames 2 года назад +48

      Big facts I’m almost 120+ in and idkwtf is going on

  • @Journeyagain0
    @Journeyagain0 2 года назад +93

    Missed opportunity to put "Dog!" while showing a turtle during "Starring." lol

  • @immafulovitz1193
    @immafulovitz1193 2 года назад +207

    That made me laugh. "Because being beating by a boss 20 times has injured your pride." As much as I like a challenge, I had to stop playing DS2 after getting close to the end game and take a break for a moment. It was starting to drive me nuts, and even had dreams I was going through a bunch of tunnels looking for treasure chests for stuff I didn't need.

    • @izawa9211
      @izawa9211 2 года назад +4

      You atleast didnt dream about nuclear war

    • @sabianwatts8515
      @sabianwatts8515 Год назад +9

      @@izawa9211 Did playing Fallout cause you to dream that?

    • @izawa9211
      @izawa9211 Год назад +6

      @@sabianwatts8515 i think so

  • @rossadams8934
    @rossadams8934 2 года назад +2637

    "Now that these games are mainstream I think criticizing them is kink shaming."
    Someone finally put it into words.

    • @RafaelBelvederese
      @RafaelBelvederese 2 года назад +28

      *king shaming (play on words with the first game, King's Field)

    • @andrewgodly5739
      @andrewgodly5739 2 года назад +80

      It's so true. Criticizing these games usually causes some guy to get super defensive as if you were insulting one of his kinks

    • @CoffeeFresh_
      @CoffeeFresh_ 2 года назад +11

      He said king shaming.

    • @martialsant
      @martialsant 2 года назад +19

      Actually sounds better as kink shaming and now I cannot unheard that

    • @OtterloopB
      @OtterloopB 2 года назад +15

      Kinks should be shamed though.

  • @Redhotquagmire
    @Redhotquagmire 2 года назад +641

    As a mage who sits comfortably at a distance and cheeses practically everything, I can honestly say... yes.

    • @MiguelAngelGutierrezRamirez
      @MiguelAngelGutierrezRamirez 2 года назад +43

      This is the way

    • @SheepyPanda95
      @SheepyPanda95 2 года назад +68

      @@MiguelAngelGutierrezRamirez absolute maidenless behavior.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 2 года назад +30

      Wait until the dlc makes everything highly resistant to magic, bleed, and frost

    • @Pillepitzaatze
      @Pillepitzaatze 2 года назад +37

      @@osets2117 yeah mages will need 4 seconds instead of 3 for bosses

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 2 года назад +5

      @@Pillepitzaatze lol yeah probably

  • @puertolumbian316
    @puertolumbian316 2 года назад +283

    I laughed so damn hard at the accuracy and having done everything listed on this video. My God, thank you for this gem. One of the funniest Honest Trailers ever for me.

    • @roigergoololo3966
      @roigergoololo3966 2 года назад +5

      Honestly the "just to collect every weapon you don't have the build for" part hurt me 🤣

  • @shaolinhabibi
    @shaolinhabibi 2 года назад +1924

    "An open world experience that doesn't so much as hold your hand as it has abandoned you during childhood" - best description of Elden Ring ever lmao

    • @dmolmalowski
      @dmolmalowski 2 года назад +3

      .......any open world can do this

    • @grade3328
      @grade3328 2 года назад +91

      @@dmolmalowski they can.......... but can they do it successfully ?

    • @samadkhan6934
      @samadkhan6934 2 года назад +90

      @@dmolmalowski They wouldn't dare. Imagine devs sweating over this thinking to make their world least user friendly. You need guts to make these type of decision.

    • @dmolmalowski
      @dmolmalowski 2 года назад +1

      @@grade3328 they do it with no real skill

    • @dmolmalowski
      @dmolmalowski 2 года назад

      @@samadkhan6934 >You need guts
      This is embarrassing.

  • @sammyflinders
    @sammyflinders 2 года назад +1578

    "Elden Finger Ring: But hole."
    A perfect title right there.

    • @blackrat1228
      @blackrat1228 2 года назад +103

      Nothing better than coming up on a bunch of messages expecting something important and them all being:
      "try finger,
      but hole"

    • @shaunsmith9013
      @shaunsmith9013 2 года назад +74

      I have been leaving "Offer Pickle, then seek head" by every waist lv hole in the wall.

    • @smallfryskilledge1550
      @smallfryskilledge1550 2 года назад +21

      @@shaunsmith9013 I’ve seen your message lol

    • @popkhorne5372
      @popkhorne5372 2 года назад +20

      @@blackrat1228 secret passage ahead.

    • @efu2046
      @efu2046 2 года назад +23

      @@popkhorne5372 Liar ahead

  • @jacobcapra09
    @jacobcapra09 2 года назад +104

    The lines about going into every dungeon for every weapon that you don’t have the build for, and hitting everything to check for illusory walls both hit a tad close to home and I now feel personally attacked

  • @nickytheanimal2413
    @nickytheanimal2413 2 года назад +17

    1:54 is where I lost it... " the true genius of elden ring, where u pack it up and go somewhere else for a while"

  • @13igp00h
    @13igp00h 2 года назад +4045

    I burst out laughing at the “missing every swing on your horse”. Gold, just gold lol

    • @yds6268
      @yds6268 2 года назад +75

      Thought it was just me, I even fight huge bosses on foot because of that

    • @indiankid8601
      @indiankid8601 2 года назад +14

      But Hole

    • @psivampire13
      @psivampire13 2 года назад +7

      😔 The pain

    • @insomniac1389
      @insomniac1389 2 года назад +30

      I feel like half the people don't know that with L1 & L2 you hit on the left side of your horse

    • @13igp00h
      @13igp00h 2 года назад +14

      @@insomniac1389 It literally took me 10 hours to realize that lol

  • @nilexianpersonal
    @nilexianpersonal 2 года назад +378

    "Being maidenless, in game and in real life"
    This hit different.

    • @heavierthanlight7173
      @heavierthanlight7173 2 года назад +1

      I want to like... but don't want to screw up your 69 status for the original comment...

    • @e1minst3r
      @e1minst3r 2 года назад +14

      I think my wife is considering making me maidenless...

    • @LPChipi
      @LPChipi 7 дней назад

      Reason to report: I'm in this video and I don't like it.

  • @letlifeflow1254
    @letlifeflow1254 2 года назад +75

    My first from software game. Got a very nice atmosphere, challenging and fun boss fights. Took me 170 hours to finish. I like to explore and finished the haligtree as well. Played as a mage quite nice if you prefer some distance.

    • @heni63
      @heni63 Год назад +6

      Dude please try all the other games...

    • @EverTM
      @EverTM Год назад +1

      Listen to @heni63

    • @heyu2395
      @heyu2395 6 месяцев назад +1

      Did you listen to the other guys and tried the other games? (Also are you excited for the DLC?)

    • @PancakesEnjoyer
      @PancakesEnjoyer 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@heni63 What makes you assume he hasn't?

    • @heni63
      @heni63 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@PancakesEnjoyer "My first game..."

  • @thegoose4650
    @thegoose4650 Год назад +8

    “Roll around like you’re on fire” 😂 the panic rolls are real

  • @stkilley308
    @stkilley308 2 года назад +1339

    I was crying from the moment 'discover the true genius of elden ring as you simply pack it up and go somewhere else for a while' onwards 😂😂

    • @immafulovitz1193
      @immafulovitz1193 2 года назад +41

      Lol, same! We all do it eventually. "F" this. Take a break and go farming or something.

    • @brianmorgan7703
      @brianmorgan7703 Год назад +8

      I quit Dark Souls 3 most of the way through. I just stopped caring about it. I can't remember what boss I was on, but the thought of grinding against it over and over was the least appealing thing I could imagine so I uninstalled and put the game away. Never picked up another souls game after that, never even considered Elden Ring. Just don't care to do the grind anymore.

    • @rawadosa90210
      @rawadosa90210 Год назад

      @@brianmorgan7703 your loss noob.

    • @brianmorgan7703
      @brianmorgan7703 Год назад +1

      @@rawadosa90210 I'm sorry I didn't want to finish the game. Maybe the game should have been more interesting

    • @oldcowbb
      @oldcowbb Год назад +6

      @@brianmorgan7703 i've never grind in a soul game and still finishing them just fine, who ever tells you you need to grind is stupid, beating a boss gives you more souls than you need

  • @vexatriss
    @vexatriss 2 года назад +627

    “Getting beat down by Margit 20x has injured your pride.”
    I have never felt so personally attacked

    • @ericsimmons4868
      @ericsimmons4868 2 года назад +21

      Still working on Mohg here, I can assure you it's been a LOT more than 20x. I have no pride on this one.

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 2 года назад +6

      I wss SO glad that I could just run off and do something else when I got tired of getting rekted by him

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 2 года назад +24

      Yeah especially since everyone who says 20 means actually 50.
      A friend of a friend told me…

    • @MrRahibzz
      @MrRahibzz 2 года назад +14

      @@bingobongo1615 I am that friend of your friend. Hi friend of my friend

    • @Kamina1558
      @Kamina1558 2 года назад +6

      I have not beaten Margit yet. But, I Atleast got him in his second phase once. Yea, I suck at souls games but, I keep coming back. Lol

  • @MrOffthecliff
    @MrOffthecliff 2 года назад +21

    “That is if you can pry yourself away from meandering in every cave to grab a weapon you don’t have the build for.”
    Truest part of this video

  • @iluvev9660
    @iluvev9660 Год назад +8

    "Roll around like you're on fire" "hitting every wall incase there's an illusion" hits hard!! That's what I do most of the time🤣

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 2 года назад +765

    The fact that Patches gets his own name as a staring role, without any memes or irony, fxcking killed me.

    • @simonegregori4323
      @simonegregori4323 2 года назад +27

      Well maybe the joke was that the game gets a lot of patches 🤷‍♂️

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 2 года назад +98

      When it comes to Patches, _you're_ the joke.
      Anyways, see that cliff, friend? Seems there's some mighty fine treasue at the bottom! Why don't you go have a little peek? A little curiousity never hurt anyone...

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 2 года назад +11

      @@conspiracypanda1200 Not this time, Patches, not this time.

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel 2 года назад +15

      It's Patches, the mascot of From Software's Soulsborne games. Why wouldn't he be there?

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson 2 года назад +3

      @@jgkitarel It's weird because for some it seems it natural for NPCs to just walk across settings. Surely enough, just because patches is a thing in one universe he could be an unrelated thing in another.
      But I mean...still different universes.

  • @hypnoslayve
    @hypnoslayve 2 года назад +99

    the biggest and most insidious threat in the game is the hug lady. when you hug her she steals 5% of your max health until you break the debuff by using the item she gave you

    • @tanjastrau5925
      @tanjastrau5925 Год назад +18

      ... wait ... what? ... I ... thx for the info ... I need to do something right now ...

    • @D64nz
      @D64nz Год назад +2

      That's why taking Vitality from 20 to 30 is much more meaningful, than taking it from 10 to 20. Even with Balachins you're not a one hit kill anymore.

    • @3zoozQ80
      @3zoozQ80 6 месяцев назад +1

      What.ur telling me I’m playing with -10%health

    • @PancakesEnjoyer
      @PancakesEnjoyer 6 месяцев назад

      Ohhhh, I hugged her once because she looked lonely... Guess that came back to bite me in the ass huh?

    • @Curtsy208
      @Curtsy208 Месяц назад +1

      WHAT???

  • @paradoxplains9704
    @paradoxplains9704 2 года назад +48

    This game has singlehandedly destroyed me many times over, making me question every skill I possess. I love it

  • @tomfist6337
    @tomfist6337 2 года назад +235

    Was fully expecting a "Starring: Dogs", with a picture of a tortoise.

  • @SJNaka101
    @SJNaka101 2 года назад +283

    "Somewhere, deep inside, we're all balls kicking machine guy"
    I wept at the beauty of this statement

  • @TNorville101
    @TNorville101 2 года назад +17

    Seriously, this game taught me so much about patient gaming. I couldn't beat SIFU, then started playing Elden Ring, and went back to Sifu and tore through it.

    • @findantu
      @findantu Год назад +1

      Sifu?

    • @georgemeyers7172
      @georgemeyers7172 Год назад +3

      @@findantu It's basically Dark Souls... but in Kung Fu Style.

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 2 года назад +10

    That last part hit me about the crabs and lobsters. I think I accidentally spec'd completely to fight one crab on a beach somewhere just to grind for souls. I killed him so many times, he's not a threat to me anymore he just gives a thousand runes. I named him gerald. "Hi gerald! I'm here to murder you and your children again and harvest eggs I don't need!". Problem is that now my dude kind of only works well against crabs.

  • @GheistXin
    @GheistXin 2 года назад +420

    "The real threat are the crabs and lobsters."
    Runic Bear: "Allow me to introduce myself."

    • @theholyduck5520
      @theholyduck5520 2 года назад +18

      The bane of my Tarnished existence right there.

    • @bingobongo1615
      @bingobongo1615 2 года назад +2

      With bears always hit their buttocks

    • @bigshoednappa8678
      @bigshoednappa8678 2 года назад +14

      Giant Hands has entered the chat....lolol

    • @grade3328
      @grade3328 2 года назад +17

      @@bigshoednappa8678 my child have you ever heard of the screaming mutliple hands teleporting human centipede ? Those giant hands are only dangerous if you didnt know where it was, the human centipede on the other hand........ my only advice is dont go to the base of haligtree in the bottom of the city, i would fight knights, trolls and dragons but that thing... its scares me

    • @nightpassmusic
      @nightpassmusic 2 года назад +4

      @@grade3328 Heal spells do big damage and stance break those.

  • @ouroboros6125
    @ouroboros6125 2 года назад +445

    I approached a giant dragon corpse in the game and realized it was actually a dog according to their message. It made me question life and the universe. I had an existential break-down.

    • @shaunsmith9013
      @shaunsmith9013 2 года назад +48

      I had sort of the experience that someone kept leaving dog messages by turtles

    • @bombiegaming
      @bombiegaming 2 года назад +42

      @@shaunsmith9013 that might or might not have been me.

    • @bombiegaming
      @bombiegaming 2 года назад +54

      Rule of thumb in Elden Ring: if it exists, it's a dog. No exceptions.

    • @mrgamebus
      @mrgamebus 2 года назад +21

      @@shaunsmith9013 well then obviously it wasn't a turtle

    • @matheusotilápia
      @matheusotilápia 2 года назад +10

      aaahh, dog

  • @Hideyoumonkey
    @Hideyoumonkey 2 года назад +34

    That mage tower boss you fight in the water with moon in background. Thank you Fromsoft for the most beautiful boss room ever. I didn’t want to beat her because it was so nice to look at

    • @tanjastrau5925
      @tanjastrau5925 Год назад +5

      that's how I felt about the elden beast. Music does not help with that either ...

    • @DSkulle1
      @DSkulle1 Год назад +1

      i somehow beat her on my first attempt a couple days ago XD

    • @seraranasisca2434
      @seraranasisca2434 Год назад +3

      rennala?

  • @sircar4876
    @sircar4876 Год назад +44

    Elden ring won game of the year 2022. Let's goooooooo.

  • @RoyalJester17
    @RoyalJester17 2 года назад +255

    misjudging the jump and falling to your death is just too accurate.
    the amount of times i yelled "THIS HOP KILLED ME?" during my playthrough is astronomical

    • @SwizleSticks
      @SwizleSticks 2 года назад

      If you throw a rainbow stone off a cliff and it breaks, the fall will kill you. If it remains intact, you'll be ok.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken Год назад +8

      Protip (from someone who is not a pro but I probably got it from a pro I don't remember):
      Fall damage in Elden Ring is calculated based on airtime instead of velocity for some reason. Don't double jump to break your fall, you will make it worse.

  • @darkodev6961
    @darkodev6961 2 года назад +587

    “Only to realize you’ve gone too far, getting completely demolished by a single enemy” perfect description

    • @Noltar
      @Noltar 2 года назад +40

      When you get teleport trapped to a certain dangerous place. Made me rage.

    • @3austin16
      @3austin16 2 года назад +7

      @@Noltar same like the chest you find in dragon burnt ruins down the stairs with the rats

    • @sugoi9680
      @sugoi9680 2 года назад +11

      @@3austin16 That was so fun though. Had fun parrying the miners and getting all those smithing stones.

    • @electroflames
      @electroflames 2 года назад +14

      @@sugoi9680 I have not parried a single time in this game lmao

    • @cybercybex
      @cybercybex 2 года назад +6

      @@sugoi9680 It's all fun and games till you get ballistic spikes launch at you forever. god I hate those centipede mages.

  • @sebsta8894
    @sebsta8894 2 года назад +13

    0:56 ah yes, the director of Battlefield 2042's UX criticizing another game's UX design

  • @MCJhanra
    @MCJhanra 2 года назад +27

    This whole review is so true, I saw myself in every description... Never laughed so hard at such detailed descriptions of how hard I fail at that game, yet come back for more.

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 2 года назад +307

    I met a big crab and was like "huh, these are smaller and weaker than dark souls crabs, awesome" and then I met 2 giant crayfish and now I miss just giant crabs.

    • @stevenwetherbee7573
      @stevenwetherbee7573 2 года назад +34

      Have you met any of the crab variants like the soporific crab or, my personal favorite, the death blight crab? Good times

    • @bananasmoussestachio9017
      @bananasmoussestachio9017 2 года назад +44

      @@stevenwetherbee7573 DEATH BLIGHT CRAB?
      WTF

    • @thomasparkin259
      @thomasparkin259 2 года назад +27

      @@stevenwetherbee7573 I am horrified by the words you have written.
      I have already learned to fear lobsters, I now apparently need to dear crabs imbued with the essence of death itself.

    • @gabasneitor7120
      @gabasneitor7120 2 года назад +4

      @@stevenwetherbee7573 wf there are deathblight crabs? Like the ones from DS3 weren't bad enough

    • @dendyraven8952
      @dendyraven8952 2 года назад +7

      the first time i finished dark souls 3 i kill 0 big crab ,dragon bring it on ,crab on swamp imma leg it

  • @lenka781
    @lenka781 2 года назад +195

    This isnt a trailer, this is a documentary.

    • @Ashn-
      @Ashn- 2 года назад +6

      or.. more like autobiography of himself playing this game 🤭

    • @dogeknight8550
      @dogeknight8550 2 года назад +2

      Documentary about a maidenless man. Feel sad man

  • @Starboy-le3pq
    @Starboy-le3pq 6 месяцев назад +4

    The water boarding and pony had me rolling 😂

  • @thomasphillips2017
    @thomasphillips2017 Год назад +4

    "protagonist" is a very bold term once you give some thought to your actions

  • @larc3916
    @larc3916 2 года назад +64

    "Being maidenless in game and in real life" that hit the spot

  • @cdhrtsc
    @cdhrtsc 2 года назад +737

    He even nailed the "try fingers, but hole" meme. Its perfect.

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 2 года назад +33

      rump, O rump
      time for pickle

    • @Hejeval
      @Hejeval 2 года назад +9

      Yeah but there was no Dog meme

    • @uajrh1
      @uajrh1 2 года назад +16

      You don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right…

    • @Shiirya
      @Shiirya 2 года назад +6

      @@uajrh1 that gets me in tear when i see this, those message in elden ring are actualy the funniest thing, every fromsoft game gets more and more crazy with those messages possibilities !

    • @uajrh1
      @uajrh1 2 года назад

      @@Shiirya ikr

  • @1umbreon4life
    @1umbreon4life 6 месяцев назад +2

    "You get a pretty pony!" Excuse you, that's a dog

  • @brandenx4461
    @brandenx4461 2 года назад +4

    “Collecting all the weapons for the builds you don’t have” ahhh my favorite part about playing

  • @arkboi2145
    @arkboi2145 2 года назад +715

    So, i'm legitimately impressed at just how MASSIVE the world of Elden Ring is. I'm not kidding. It practically beats out most MMORPG's. There's a staggering amount of stuff to do and explore.

    • @pwndatronic7212
      @pwndatronic7212 2 года назад +42

      There is a downside - its only that big 1st half of the game. Its gettin pretty narrow post Liurnia.

    • @SuperHexer123
      @SuperHexer123 2 года назад +113

      I think the funniest part was how when me and friends got past godrick then opened our maps and everytime went "what do you mean theres more" it felt like the more explore the more gets added......then the underground happens.

    • @liamnissanS2K
      @liamnissanS2K 2 года назад +19

      Still no endgame unfortunatly. Once you you beat it, perfect the build and do some PvP the game goes on the shelf. Hope they add something else.

    • @COHOFSohamSengupta
      @COHOFSohamSengupta 2 года назад +44

      It still has copy paste issue in the later half of the game but its relatively less than most open world games I have played ,
      Some enemies like Deathbird variations or Glinstone dragons have different unique movesets alongside already seen one ,
      Most of the unique Dragon fights actually takes place during later half like Placidusax , Fortissax or Lansseax
      Even though Godskin duo or Erd tree avatar felt lazy or a lot of optional dungeons have duo boss that just felt out of place , thank god there is a respec option because I did change my build multiple times as some of the bosses felt unfair for melee build ,
      Overall From software did pretty amazing job considering its their first attempt at creating this large scale diverse seamless environments

    • @tektauron
      @tektauron 2 года назад +136

      @@liamnissanS2K Sounds just like any other single player game. You play it, you finish it, and that's it. You enjoyed it.
      Is this .... a bad thing?

  • @jerrellmackall4653
    @jerrellmackall4653 2 года назад +582

    Funny I watched a co-op guy get insta-killed by a crab. Didn't know you can-t save them during the animation. Its horrific and hilarious at the same time.

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 2 года назад +32

      "So here's this giant enemy crab..."

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 года назад +22

      You mean the freshwater lobster with a scorpion stinger instead of a second claw?

    • @jakeryan2805
      @jakeryan2805 2 года назад +10

      Crabs are most dangerous when they are sideways. Role right up to that suckers mouth, and start whacking it!

    • @shinvaX
      @shinvaX 2 года назад +13

      What's wrong snake?
      Snake:...Crab battle!

    • @KoalawithaBeanie
      @KoalawithaBeanie 2 года назад +17

      Watching your friend get eaten by a monster crab is an enlightening experience

  • @patrickwolf795
    @patrickwolf795 Год назад +3

    "Elden Finger ring, but hole" is something you'll only get if you play the game. The first twenty times I saw the message, I thought it had some sort of cryptic meaning. Then it dawned on me...

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample 19 дней назад +1

    5:45 “getting hugs after trying your best”
    Also FromSoftware: “You need a hug? You’re a baby and we’re making you weaker now”

  • @Alexander-the-Mediocre
    @Alexander-the-Mediocre 2 года назад +855

    Radahn's horse lore is the only thing that sticks in my mind out of all the nonsense lore cause its just so adorable making me instantly get over the uncountable number of deaths to this boss. Also Patches showing up to that fight to leaving with outd doing anything was hilarious.

    • @mrhappyface4181
      @mrhappyface4181 2 года назад +84

      Leonard. The horse's name is Leonard.

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 2 года назад +14

      @@mrhappyface4181 *was >:)

    • @unknownbenefactor8029
      @unknownbenefactor8029 2 года назад +129

      Dude literally perfected Gravity magic just so he can ride his horse....
      Radahn the absolute chad. Chadest Demi-god in elden ring.

    • @kyutarohenon1265
      @kyutarohenon1265 2 года назад +51

      The fan base getting crazy over horse lore is peak fromsoft I love it

    • @RiteshSingh-po7tm
      @RiteshSingh-po7tm 2 года назад +12

      @@unknownbenefactor8029 Man that made my cry in manly way

  • @Jahycore
    @Jahycore 2 года назад +524

    As a STR enthusiast, “collecting weapons you don’t have the build for” could not have been more true

    • @TotinosOtherBoy
      @TotinosOtherBoy 2 года назад +26

      Me buf im a DEX lover

    • @bismarckimperia8781
      @bismarckimperia8781 2 года назад +5

      We actually benefit against the last boss with our build since the cosmic pet moves a lot and getting a good heavy flat 1 hit is so good enough before another bullet hell session.

    • @Gilgamoth
      @Gilgamoth 2 года назад +10

      yeah, praise the GREATSWORD!

    • @otalek9250
      @otalek9250 2 года назад +12

      As an Astrologer with an inventory full of weapons and incantations that scale with Faith, I can empathize

    • @Kadji100
      @Kadji100 2 года назад +7

      „Ohh a chest, what is inside“
      „Ok, into the storage with you“
      (Playing a tank and spank strength build)

  • @jb-lk3rp
    @jb-lk3rp Год назад +2

    I've never actually killed a lobster, I just get sniped.

  • @danr154
    @danr154 2 года назад +7

    the lobsters are one of the most absolutely terrifying enemies in this game. They are top 5 nightmare fuel for me. Just the way they absolutely hammer you with those pincers is so brutal and just painful looking like when those things kill me each time Im like "got dayum". They kill you like you did simething to them in a previous life.

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming Год назад +1

      They smash you like they're smart enough to know you ate their cousin for dinner at red lobster last night

  • @bdbgh
    @bdbgh 2 года назад +311

    "Hitting every wall in case they are an illusion"
    there's this one dungeon with boatloads of illusionary walls, really satisfying hitting every single one of them

    • @mehran1333
      @mehran1333 2 года назад

      Do you know which one? I mean the name

    • @bdbgh
      @bdbgh 2 года назад +20

      @@mehran1333 Road's End Catacomb

    • @averagezengaming8346
      @averagezengaming8346 2 года назад +16

      There were a couple I encountered. That was 100 hrs ago however and cannot tell you a single name haha. Beware there are some ruins that have hidden floors hidden cellar entrances that can be opened with jump attacks

    • @yzhiel2680
      @yzhiel2680 2 года назад +13

      Lemme introduce to you "50-hit illusion walls"

    • @SirDimpls
      @SirDimpls 2 года назад +2

      found one leading to the Carian manor, and one in the academy

  • @lionheart4424
    @lionheart4424 2 года назад +224

    “Laughing at Radahn's Ridiculous Horse, Crying around Radahn's Ridiculous Horse” sooo true LMAO 🤣

    • @bismarckimperia8781
      @bismarckimperia8781 2 года назад +5

      Yeah especially the crying part since it's during the time Radahn is riding his horse he gets the player everytime due to his reach and distance from the player ever increasing making Roly-Poly useless.

  • @joshuaweston6531
    @joshuaweston6531 Год назад +2

    "And adds the unthinkable...A jump button!" 😂

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 Месяц назад

    “The studio that gave us the video game equivalent of water boarding”
    Damn, you weren’t kidding, this is honest!

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy 2 года назад +730

    Radahn's lore has to be the sweatest thing in a fromsoft game, he learned magic only to ride on his horse because he accidentally grew too big.

    • @luchesisuzana7643
      @luchesisuzana7643 2 года назад +34

      "only to ride on his horse because it accidentally became smol" ftfy

    • @agentsmith6570
      @agentsmith6570 2 года назад +6

      true luv

    • @poijnve3912
      @poijnve3912 2 года назад +47

      not only any kidn of magic, but gravitasional magic the more complex and powerful magic of all xD

    • @Landofalcon007
      @Landofalcon007 2 года назад

      He also eats people...

    • @SirFapsAlot
      @SirFapsAlot 2 года назад +1

      I've read that but can't find where that lore is explained. Where can I read that?

  • @redbeardsteelskin6723
    @redbeardsteelskin6723 2 года назад +240

    There's usually a couple things that could be debatable in these videos, like nearly any video ever, but I think this one legitimately covered every aspect of this game perfectly. Even the sense of "Am I a masochist at this point? No. It's everyone else that's the problem."

  • @markfrogson22
    @markfrogson22 Год назад +2

    "Going into caves to collect every weapon you don't have a build for", so true.

  • @saobie3142
    @saobie3142 2 года назад +2

    "Crush your ego on the alter of some horrible construct" Is probably the most intimidating yet awe inspiring way to describe a game, let alone this one

  • @SousaVasco
    @SousaVasco 2 года назад +90

    "to collect all the weapons you don't have the build for"
    I felt that one

    • @widdershins5383
      @widdershins5383 2 года назад

      I enjoy collecting all the weapons, it’s fun seeing what they’ve done with them lol

    • @uajrh1
      @uajrh1 2 года назад

      Yeah lmao I am 35 hours in and I’m still using my default class sword..

    • @widdershins5383
      @widdershins5383 2 года назад

      @@uajrh1 so am I, I picked the samurai with the uchigatana, I’ve upgraded to a backup halberd and both are around lvl 5 orso lol still working beautifully I must say

    • @uajrh1
      @uajrh1 2 года назад

      @@widdershins5383 yeah I’m using my broadsword, it’s better than all the weapons I’ve picked up lol

    • @trojen_panda2781
      @trojen_panda2781 2 года назад

      @@uajrh1 same XD

  • @alexpatrick3309
    @alexpatrick3309 2 года назад +1303

    The response from the other developers to this game is hilarious. Good to see gamers showing what they like with their voices and their dollar.

    • @MrInuhanyou123
      @MrInuhanyou123 2 года назад +173

      Yep. Elden ring and horizon both did great numbers sales wise so far but elden ring has surpassed every from game so far. I'm so proud of from coming from such a relatively niche backround prior to demons souls. The days of ninja blade are long past them

    • @lordmurphy4344
      @lordmurphy4344 2 года назад +26

      @@V-Jes do you even know what "insecurity" means?

    • @ryanrivera5763
      @ryanrivera5763 2 года назад +148

      @@V-Jes Nobody is insecure, it just brings to light a glaring problem with the game industry specifically with many developers from major gaming companies. They think they know best, when they've been producing the same generic copy paste games for the last 15 years that people are tired of. Their negative response to Elden Ring's success is and should be worrying to gamers who want innovation in their future games.

    • @drawingpower1
      @drawingpower1 2 года назад +116

      @@V-Jes A game developer for a company shouldn't get upset over another company's success and start crying about it on Twitter, especially when both games are good. It makes them and the company they work for look bad.

    • @alexpatrick3309
      @alexpatrick3309 2 года назад +72

      @@V-Jes I think those devs/companies got the exact response they deserved. When you speak on twitter like that and have the positions they have, it is basically coming from the company. They sounded like little kids who turned in a less impressive project and are upset everyone isn't gripped to what they brought in. I think they should have just taken it as a learning moment instead of crossing their arms and huffing about small things that don't take away from the experience of the game.

  • @Slowmotion650
    @Slowmotion650 2 года назад +7

    This game overtook The Witcher 3 as my favorite game. I'm 300 hours in and only halfway done with the main storyline

  • @krishnansubramoni7801
    @krishnansubramoni7801 2 года назад +11

    One of the most accurate honest trailers I've seen 😂

  • @tommynunemann1117
    @tommynunemann1117 2 года назад +34

    "racing past to get the grace so you can unclench" i felt that man

  • @stepheniosun
    @stepheniosun 2 года назад +90

    "collecting all the weapons you don't have the build for" this just summarized my playthrough 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zongher6616
    @zongher6616 Год назад +7

    Elden ring really made me appreciate hard games. Because there is no difficulty levels until new games + had made me into a more patient gamer. It just really bring back the feeling of playing 90s game that actually took skills.

    • @sadisticD
      @sadisticD Год назад

      No games weren't hard until Miyazaki made them that is the gospel. There's also no such thing as a bad camera angle, frame rate caps, or bad hot boxes those are all just skill issues

    • @rasputinqueenlover3258
      @rasputinqueenlover3258 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@sadisticDwisdom lol

  • @Morbak546
    @Morbak546 2 года назад +1

    Me at 60 vigor, looking at the tiny healthbars throughout the video:
    Filthy casuls

  • @mackie156
    @mackie156 2 года назад +359

    This was perfect, don’t think you missed a single thing. What a gift Elden Ring has been - not only the game itself but also the community that has emerged from it and created all of these hilarious videos and memes. Proud to be a Tarnished!

    • @Bahador.B
      @Bahador.B 2 года назад +23

      Umm...we the souls community always been here 😅.

    • @NiteSaiya
      @NiteSaiya 2 года назад +6

      They missed "Behold, dog!"

    • @justjack9450
      @justjack9450 2 года назад +6

      @@Bahador.B This game has expanded our community by a large amount though lol

    • @kaloyskiegaming6152
      @kaloyskiegaming6152 2 года назад +1

      Tarnished and Maidenless

    • @Xplosion1994
      @Xplosion1994 2 года назад +1

      The fact that he called the resting area a grace instead of a bonfire was a miss, but a forgivable one

  • @Vartazian360
    @Vartazian360 2 года назад +37

    3:50 "where things like guard counters and horseback add variety to encounters, Unless you are a magic user where you will cheese 🧀 out everything.. " 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mehran1333
      @mehran1333 2 года назад +5

      Endless cheese 🧀😂

  • @llew-AZ
    @llew-AZ 2 года назад +3

    those lobsters have incredible range.

  • @Elazul2k
    @Elazul2k 2 года назад

    "Elden Finger Ring But Hole" I'm dying laughing over here from that LMAO

  • @livingfire1
    @livingfire1 2 года назад +76

    Story of death and more death just for a new fancy sword that might be never used, and I love it

  • @JayPattTV
    @JayPattTV 2 года назад +1359

    “Then watch in horror as your dumbass does it anyway, because getting beat down by Margit 20 times has injured your pride.”
    As someone who got destroyed by this man for over 6 hours straight, I’ve never heard such truer words 😂😂😂

    • @a2diceberg541
      @a2diceberg541 2 года назад +10

      woah

    • @Ronbonbon7
      @Ronbonbon7 2 года назад +1

      Bite the bullet and invite help

    • @olicc
      @olicc 2 года назад +32

      I spent the entire weekend getting killed by the Godskin Nobel in spirit callers cave.

    • @Lasse3
      @Lasse3 2 года назад +13

      @@olicc weak build then.
      You need to Google the boss, see his dmg negation vs different types of dmg.
      Holy
      Fire
      Blood
      Physical
      Magic
      Etc
      You might be hitting him with a type of dmg that he is reducing by 80%
      My best advice is go dual wield twinblade, you can alternate between fire, lightning, holy, blood, poisen, Frost or pure physical dmg simply by switching ashes on your twinblades.
      This will make all the difference, having the correct type of dmg for each boss.
      Example being, Elden beast (the last boss) is immune to all status effects (blood loss, rot, frost, poisen)
      Insane negation of fire, lightning and magic.
      Hitting him with holy DMG actually heals him.
      The only dmg type that wont be completely negated here is pure physical dmg.
      Therefore you need quality, heavy or keen ash on your twinblade, getting the strength / Dex scaling as high as possible, to have the highest amount of physical attack power possible.
      This way your actual dmg output won't be completely nerfed.
      And really - most of the time if you're finding a boss to be impossible, it's simply because you're using a dmg-type that the specific boss will reduce by 70%

    • @olicc
      @olicc 2 года назад +13

      @@Lasse3 good tips but I was doing plenty of damage. My issue was avoiding damage. I know the fight backwards and forwards after doing it 100+ times. Know all the combos and tells. But seemed like some BS would always happen. I could go on and on about it... but I'm sure the general consensus from the community is "get good" or whatever.
      I killed him yesterday though.
      Now I'm trying to get the white mask. Having a hard time fighting the invaders without also having to fight those OP birds.

  • @gatorb8
    @gatorb8 Год назад +1

    I like how he got the " patches has returned to his world" in the radahn fight lol

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard 2 года назад +1

    Please say, "I've got Pac-Man fever, and now I have to quarantine myself for ten days."

  • @ZaydinTTV
    @ZaydinTTV 2 года назад +476

    Funny thing: Supposedly some Japanese players saw all the "Fort, night" messages and thought they were cryptic clues about a secret boss at night at one of the forts in game and were going crazy trying to find it, not realizing it was western players making Fortnite memes.

    • @hello-gx6oi
      @hello-gx6oi 2 года назад +8

      How did you learn this?
      Lol

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n 2 года назад +46

      That's hilarious, I love it.

    • @phoenixx913
      @phoenixx913 2 года назад +63

      It's also funnily enough true there are two bosses that spawn only at night and only in a certain fortress area.

    • @ZaydinTTV
      @ZaydinTTV 2 года назад +9

      @@hello-gx6oi It was some posts I saw on Twitter, hence why I put "supposedly".

    • @Scar7etRubii
      @Scar7etRubii 2 года назад +4

      I saw this meme sign at castle near hermit village next to that lizard dragon boss behind the castle on the cliff area.

  • @chene-aurelgaudreau1072
    @chene-aurelgaudreau1072 2 года назад +93

    I like that Patches gets mentioned in the starring section. He deserves it.

    • @RyanToolbox
      @RyanToolbox 2 года назад

      I killed him on accident.big sad. I didn't realize he had a storyline.

    • @arrgorndenethor
      @arrgorndenethor 2 года назад

      I murdered him lol

    • @franknfoot7200
      @franknfoot7200 2 года назад +1

      And they just did the first patch :)-

    • @NevTheDeranged
      @NevTheDeranged 2 года назад +1

      I don't know why all the hate for that guy, he seems totally cool. He forgave me right away for stealing his clothes, I felt bad I couldn't just give him his drawers back.

    • @maxastro
      @maxastro 2 года назад

      @@NevTheDeranged He's very trustworthy actually, make sure to always follow his advice.

  • @satevo462
    @satevo462 2 года назад +1

    "just so you can de-clench your sphincter a lil bit" lol.

  • @badgermcwaffles4834
    @badgermcwaffles4834 Год назад +1

    the comment at the end made me LOL so hard. my man was playing next to me and he got SNIPED by a freaking lobster! so he went to get revenge? and died like 15 more times to the lobster hahaha

  • @faboo2001
    @faboo2001 2 года назад +24

    >calling out the devs for being salty
    That's an automatic thumbs up from me right there

  • @nopainnogain4147
    @nopainnogain4147 2 года назад +59

    "For a game that treats you like you're smarter than you actually are." LOL

    • @Nemo.404
      @Nemo.404 2 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣. But I think it's better that the games treat us like we have brains instead of treating us like if we were idiots.

    • @nopainnogain4147
      @nopainnogain4147 2 года назад +2

      @@Nemo.404 Agree but it's still hilarious

  • @SkiesTurnedGrey
    @SkiesTurnedGrey 2 года назад +1

    4:53 I felt like I was truly exploring about half the time, and checking boxes the other half.

  • @henryburton6529
    @henryburton6529 6 месяцев назад +1

    I literally worked hard for the moonveil but then realised I’m a faith strength build

  • @Ookami20
    @Ookami20 2 года назад +44

    “The true genius of Elden Ring. As you pack it up and go somewhere else for a while!” Lol literally do this almost every night.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 года назад +2

      Honestly the single most important strategy in the game. Without this, we'd all be banging our heads against Margit at level 8 or something, over and over... which would be a bad time, even compared to just Margit in general.

  • @spooderman6522
    @spooderman6522 2 года назад +61

    I think Fandom Games really outdid themselves with this script. Kudos, guys!

  • @RedAngelXV
    @RedAngelXV Год назад

    Where is the lobster summon. Latenna eat your heart out.😭😂

  • @Vugen18
    @Vugen18 2 года назад +2

    1:14 hurt so much ... not sure that wound will ever heal

  • @ceadvin3767
    @ceadvin3767 2 года назад +44

    You forgot to mention the part when you're planning to explore some area, only to forget it for days until you randomly remember that you haven't explored that part yet because you get distracted by some random ruins and caves
    Or maybe that's just me...

    • @MrMonklad
      @MrMonklad 2 года назад +3

      not just you, my dude.

    • @Violent_Wolfen
      @Violent_Wolfen 2 года назад

      That's me and Breath of the Wild.

    • @bismarckimperia8781
      @bismarckimperia8781 2 года назад

      Don't attack most of the players mate. That hurts on the spiritual level.

    • @thorismygod
      @thorismygod 2 года назад

      True story, every time I see loot i just go oh shiny, give me and forgets what i'm about to do

    • @TheHarleyEvans
      @TheHarleyEvans 2 года назад

      i've been meaning to do the crypt under the tutorial area for over a week now, and keep getting distracted!

  • @5Magicsx
    @5Magicsx 2 года назад +134

    Getting beat by Margit over 20 times made me put my foolish ambitions to rest…

    • @MonkeyD.Moritz
      @MonkeyD.Moritz 2 года назад +9

      Until you come back 5 levels higher just to get beat another 10 times before finally winning

  • @justindlc
    @justindlc Год назад

    The truest line: "Re-entering every cave to collect all the weapons you don't have the build for."

  • @tubelogic523
    @tubelogic523 2 года назад +1

    "A Silmarillion level of names to keep straight." That made me gut laugh!

  • @ObservableObserver
    @ObservableObserver 2 года назад +385

    This is arguably my favorite game of all time. Honestly, I was not prepared for how good Elden Ring is

    • @russellmuscle7434
      @russellmuscle7434 2 года назад +6

      Yeah I have it on ps5 and pc it's so good!!

    • @chaotickreg7024
      @chaotickreg7024 2 года назад +36

      I've been shocked by the size of the map 6 different times. It just kept getting bigger. I thought I saw the whole map, then I went underground.

    • @youmessedup7758
      @youmessedup7758 2 года назад +15

      @@chaotickreg7024 on my second playthrough i was still finding a bunch of new things :)

    • @evanm320
      @evanm320 2 года назад +4

      Worst souls

    • @ObservableObserver
      @ObservableObserver 2 года назад +14

      @@youmessedup7758 I'm still on my first playthrough. I already played 70 hours and I still haven't uncovered the whole map. It took me about 30 hours to venture out of Limgrave, because I was always finding something new just in this starting area. It's incredible.

  • @eternallove4248
    @eternallove4248 2 года назад +37

    I lost it at “kink shaming” 🤣🤣.
    On a side note this game is a masterpiece. It took all the good elements of the soulsbourne/sekiro mechanics and jammed it into this work of art. Not to mention the vastness and stunning visuals of the elden ring world. Exploration has never been this fun.