This entire conversation sounds like one that would happen at a movie theater and I'd be too focused on what they're saying behind me to concentrate on the movie
I feel like i'm in study hall trying to complete my math homework and these two are on either side of me. Just two boys who aren't allowed to sit next to one another, shout-whispering Brita poop jokes behind the teacher's back.
this comment is funnier to me in this moment because I'm watching this while I complete an assignment and it does, in fact, feel exactly like that to me rn
What bugged me is there is a song about Louis XIV I have stuck in my head from the early 90s thanks to the kids show Encyclopedia on HBO! BUT I cannot find it, or episodes of the show anywhere! I so wanted to drop a link here! I have the chorus stuck in my head! 🎶”Im Louis XIV the Sun King... King Louis the ruler of Fraaaance!”🎶 Stuff like this is how I know I have watched too much crap in my day! lol
I’m pretty sure any awkwardness you heard was probably their own lag when waiting for one another to answer questions on the call. It’s happened when I’m talking with friends too, you just wait there in awkward silence while waiting for people to talk haha
I couldn’t stop smiling when they were trying to finish the toilet water bit but kept breaking. Also, the way Danny teases Kurtis is so much like an older brother lol. Thanks for the laughs.
Then kurtis would be harry cause I feel like if you ask him a question he could just slowly talk for 30 minutes without actually answering it sometimes (but like in a way you could listen to forever)
I love that this podcast is just one continuous bit where Danny and/or Kurtis asks a reasonable question and the other guy is dumb and pretends to have no idea what they’re talking about
Beanbags are Underrated If you go into your settings then, accessibility, and Audio/visual, you can turn on Mono Audio which makes the sound the same in both ears.
This gives me strong “last semester senior jocks who are really funny but you’re a little worried about their future because they crack jokes the entire class” vibes
“I want to go out more than I would if I could.” Most relatable sentence of 2020. BTW, Kurtis needs a Masterclass in reading Roman numerals. XIII is 13. XIV is 14.
i’ve already listened to this on spotify, but i wanted to comment that this might be my favourite vrg episode ever,, and i’ve listened to all of them. kurtis and danny seem lowkey really uncomfortable, but their humour also feels so natural and effortless. 100/10. kurtis, please, please do more episodes with danny🙏🏻
I know this is like 2 years old, but all the people were saying how awkward they were. This is my second time listening to this episode and it's genuinely so funny. They act like me and my best friend do, so I'd say... the chemistry is palpable. I also don't know what palpable means.
I love your dynamic and the way you both just slip into bits effortlessly and the other immediately plays along and goes into the bit too without even thinking is my favorite thing in the world
Hey Kurtis, I just wanted you to know your content has been helping me a lot this past month. My girlfriend broke up with me and I’ve been in an incredibly bad place, but your videos have been seriously helping me deal with all of this. Thank you so much, kurtis and stay safe.
can’t watch this rn i’m in the middle of a master class: “pooping in a brita for the gram”
nice
i love how this makes absolutely no sense before i have watched this
@@Deadwoodbunny omg ive never thought of it like that wooooooooeeeeeewwwwww
Danny Gonzalez are your disk pigeons with you
I was eating watching this and the visual of Kurtis Using a ladle to put poop in a Brita killed my appetite
imagine: danny’s in ur left ear. you tell him to stop but he’s in there
this comment is so underrated i cant
"Ello Luv"
Imagine: Danny Gonzalez talks about round pigeons in your left ear while you hear Kurtis Conner gasping for breath in your right ear
Drew's**
I CANT
This entire conversation sounds like one that would happen at a movie theater and I'd be too focused on what they're saying behind me to concentrate on the movie
People have conversations in cinemas?
MissDraiha yes all the time😔
Tell them to shut up!
i was too focused on the video to understand this comment
0Flow0 LMAOOOO if danny ever comes back from the venue 😔
danny put down the la croix this isn’t your second channel where you like to get a little more fun and a little more wacky
Don't forget a little bit more silly
K.
facts
when a boy is thirsty he thirsty
Don’t forget goofy!
All the comments: "I can only hear Danny in my left ear!"
Me, deaf in my right ear: "Wild"
lilit i-
Lmao I’m practically deaf in my left ear so I had to swap my earphones around to listen to this one 😂
My right ear bud is broken, so Danny is abnormally loud and Kurtis is a little quieter just all in one ear
I feel like i'm in study hall trying to complete my math homework and these two are on either side of me. Just two boys who aren't allowed to sit next to one another, shout-whispering Brita poop jokes behind the teacher's back.
Hahahah this is too accurate
That would be amazing if you got to sit by kurtis and Danny
Oml yeah!!!😂😂
This is exactly what this was like
this comment is funnier to me in this moment because I'm watching this while I complete an assignment and it does, in fact, feel exactly like that to me rn
The imagine we all wanted: Danny in our left ear
Maggie you tell him to stop but he is in there
bruh hes in my right ear
How did you know
prageruwu o no he’s on the move
sorry i’m in here -danny gonzalez
The fact that Kurtis can't read Roman numerals has me dying
ikr when he said louis the 8th i lost it
OMG, thank you! I was afraid Id be the only person that noticed that!? lol “Louis the EIGHTH”?! XIV IS 14!!!
Langley M Neely I was just listening to the pod, and you pointing this out made me laugh so hard 😂
Ikr, I was like "I'm pretty sure he's talking about Louis the 14th...?"
What bugged me is there is a song about Louis XIV I have stuck in my head from the early 90s thanks to the kids show Encyclopedia on HBO! BUT I cannot find it, or episodes of the show anywhere! I so wanted to drop a link here! I have the chorus stuck in my head! 🎶”Im Louis XIV the Sun King... King Louis the ruler of Fraaaance!”🎶
Stuff like this is how I know I have watched too much crap in my day! lol
their senses of humor are just so slightly different and it’s so funny when one of them does get a joke
Yeah lol I love it that half the time you can see that they are trying to figure out if what the other one said was a joke or not
it was definitely the lag on the call
Petition for Danny and Kurtis to play Mario Kart for the next Pod Cast:
KP Miller wait pleaaaase
up
KP Miller but it would have to be only moo moo meadows for 3 hours
@@avavu2103 Yea lmao
@Kassera Thomas lol thanks
danny: this is episode 2000
kurtis, in excruciating pain: N O
pov it’s 58 minutes of kurtis wheezing loudly while danny speaks in your left ear
kenz turner kurtis’ mic is so loud his breathing and mouth sounds are like so close and then danny comes outta nowhere
danny:
kurtis: *let me FINISH !!!!!*
I can't like because it would be unholy of me but I shall comment
69 likes in case you're wondering later
Lol
Oh- umm
Kind of terrified how kurtis said that right as i saw this comment
@@officersully2740
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Me reading all the _Danny in my left ear_ comments listening to this on my phone speaker
is that a chicken? put him in your ear!
@@julesd9784 this seems like a job for Green Screen Kurtis😂
Yeah I was listening to this with only one ear bud in so it took me like twenty minutes to figure out what everyone was taking about
This comment saved me I couldn’t hear I only had my right ear in
I love how slightly uncomfortable they both are the entire time
stella! yes haha i thought i was the only one that noticed
Truly my dads
From my perspective they both have social anxiety trying to act normal but that's just from me, an anxious person
I’m pretty sure any awkwardness you heard was probably their own lag when waiting for one another to answer questions on the call. It’s happened when I’m talking with friends too, you just wait there in awkward silence while waiting for people to talk haha
@@lrm9298 idk, they both seemed pretty chill and normal to me
The only thing keeping me sane...is knowing that I’m still a part of Kurtis town
Guitar and uke By Josefina same here
I would say same but I don't think I am sane
Guitar and uke By Josefina ironic
Danny's headphones are so loud I can hear Kurtis on his mic.
same. kinda irritating sometimes.
legit same
well I didn't notice that and now that's all I can here lmao
As soon as I noticed it that was all I could hear lmao
23:57 there right next to each other silly
Everyone who’s asking where drew is....he quit youtube, Amanda took over
ohhhhh yeah, of course
well then where's Amanda
what? but drew is in the video lol
Isn't Amanda in Afghanistan?????
I couldn’t stop smiling when they were trying to finish the toilet water bit but kept breaking. Also, the way Danny teases Kurtis is so much like an older brother lol. Thanks for the laughs.
Kurtis acting like he genuinely believes Danny makes this 10x funnier
danny is niall horan. he's inside of my ear but like just the one.
Is that a harry stan/ directioner/member of kurtis town/greg/little stinker !? or am I the only one
@@user-mk6fg6zl3c I'm all those too
Paula Babirye im one of those 🤚
@@user-mk6fg6zl3c i am indeed, all of those things.
Then kurtis would be harry cause I feel like if you ask him a question he could just slowly talk for 30 minutes without actually answering it sometimes (but like in a way you could listen to forever)
why is danny inside my left ear
Imagine: Danny crawling into your left ear, you tell him to stop, *but he won't listen*
he is in there
Alberte Caspersen You tell him to stop but he is in there
Alberte Caspersen
settings, accessibility, audio/visual, mono audio
@@nalynnsansaneeyawet3136 WHY DOES EVERY COMMENT SAY THAT i feel like ik losing my mind 🤦🏾♀️
Kurtis: "almost a little too gracious"
dare you say ...frictionless
CODY KO
Kody Co!!!
Yes
I love jokes that cross over from other commentary youtubers lol
most ambitious crossover
Kurtis: *tries to start a somewhat coherent conversation*
Danny: uhhh NO
I love that this podcast is just one continuous bit where Danny and/or Kurtis asks a reasonable question and the other guy is dumb and pretends to have no idea what they’re talking about
take out left earbud: kurtis talking to himself. put in left earbud: niall horan
Retitle this "Bored boys discuss poo poo pee pee in a Britta"
this is my last two braincells having an argument at 3:34 am while i'm trying desperately to fix my sleeping pattern
I feel you. It’s 7 am and I still can’t sleep
This is an hour long example of the phrase "commit to the bit"
alternate title: kurtis and danny gaslighting each other for an hour
I love how there’s 15% awkwardness throughout this entire podcast
talk about a show you HAVEN'T watched. just assume the whole thing
The ultimate imagine
remember in breaking bad when they lost the break dancing competition
they both look like babies.... like they dont even look like their skin is capable of giving them facial hair .. especially Danny... youngface
Jen Sinclair Vlogs proposed rap name: Danny yungface 💥🤧👊🏻
except the one time kurtis had a mustache
@@prageruwu69 yeah but it looks like he never had one...like its no stubble in site
Ever seen a Kurtis Conner video from like November 2018?
Danny Youngface
50%: Danny's in my ear
50%: I got a Masterclass ad
40%: kurtistown is life
20%: OMG COLLAB
10%: Drew??
Anni Kempton that’s 170% i-
@@eleni6795 i think that's the joke?
@@tweepopgirl oh ok thx lol
Anni Kempton um this adds up to 94000%
just me _no_ , it adds up to 2000%, like the podcast episode
you can hear danny's voice in only the left ear if you're listening with headphones it's so weird
Only my right one is working :(
Beanbags are Underrated Sam :(
Beanbags are Underrated
If you go into your settings then, accessibility, and Audio/visual, you can turn on Mono Audio which makes the sound the same in both ears.
omg my right one just broke today
@@Maya-ub4cb oh my god thank you. I didnt know that was a thing
it’s crazy how you guys can mean so much to people without knowing it.
Edit- holy shit dude. thanks for the likes:)
that's true :')
♥️♥️
I mis read this and thought it said "be mean" I-
420th like haha blaze it 😎😎😎😎😎🚬🚬💨💨🚬💨🚬💨🥳😖😣😛🤪🙁🤩🤨😕😋😣🤯😏😏😰😥🤬🥵🤬😢😡🥶😫😫😑🙁
DANNY DREW AND KURTIS PLUS MY LONLEY ASS
This gives me strong “last semester senior jocks who are really funny but you’re a little worried about their future because they crack jokes the entire class” vibes
imagine: danny gonzalez is in your left ear, you tell him to stop but he’s in there
Imagine how much I owe u
“I want to go out more than I would if I could.” Most relatable sentence of 2020.
BTW, Kurtis needs a Masterclass in reading Roman numerals. XIII is 13. XIV is 14.
yeah and in history if the concept of the sun king amazes him that much haha
@@Lou-vh6tx It really is. Before I was like aight, not wanna go out, night life bores me. Now I'm like let me go to a bar, club, beer garden pleeeease
@@Lou-vh6tx he’s from Ontario Canada. So am I. In history we never even learned about Louis the 14th at all. Let alone the sun king thing
Amazing chemistry. 10/10, So good
*Very Really Good
@@superkickboys **Amazingly Awesomely Good and Godly
So beefy
Kurtis: laughing
Danny quietly: murderer for hire
Me: wait, WhAt?!?
“this is the hardest i’ve been in my life” i was literally crying
Kurtis really pulled a Niall on me and got stuck in one of my ears, how the turntables
Yeeeeess get drew next I love his chaotic Floridian energy lmao
this is the best description of danny’s energy ive seen
I scream laughed when Kurtis said LET ME FINISH
The holy Trinity: Drew, Danny and Kurtis
Adam and Eve = Cody and Noel
Yes
this is like being on a zoom call except you're muted the entire time
I mean, I was waiting for danny to be on the podcast but we all know we would prefer our lord and saviour Niel Breen smh
Feisty horsegal smh
Can you explain the Niall jokes
@@happyskippers1470 This is late,but just search "niall horan ear imagine"
Danny: tell jenna I said hi
Kurtis:
Danny: tell her. 😑
Jesus Danny chill
IVE NEVER GOTTEN A MASTERCLASS AD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE BUT HALFWAY THROUGH THIS VIDEO I GOT A GORDON RAMSEY ONE HELP
BRUH ME TOO
YEAH SAME DO YOU THINK ITS DELIBERATE
@@mckenziewillis9325 MAYBE WTF
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO!
I only get/got masterclass ads on this video lol
The echo really adds something to the podcast
I literally came to the comments looking for someone to mention this but everyone is just talking about Danny being in their left ear
"...so, yeah youtube knows we have different interests."
mayor kurtis: "noooooooo"
Danny is drinking la Croix on a different channel gasp
« Hi, welcome to Kurtis’ podcast channel, this is where I get even more goofier and I still drink Lacroix »
Idk if it's you but it's doouie bro
jane McCarthy ... huh? He doesn’t say « goofier »? .... English isn’t my first language is that a good excuse
《 GASP! 》
@@miss-laea He does say "Goofer."
i’ve already listened to this on spotify, but i wanted to comment that this might be my favourite vrg episode ever,, and i’ve listened to all of them. kurtis and danny seem lowkey really uncomfortable, but their humour also feels so natural and effortless. 100/10.
kurtis, please, please do more episodes with danny🙏🏻
FR I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST EP
If Kurtis gets COVID-19 we as valued citizens as Kurtistown have to riot.
Sarah Berendes i would cry if kurtis got it
@@annandnaomi me too Kurtis has to stay safe and healthy forever
It is our duty to do so 😂
Yes but we all have to be 6 ft apart
@@Autumn-rt8jg FOLKS! Safety first 😤✋
“you’re adding so many years to my life. i don’t want them.”
kurtis please convince danny to release the full version of the quarantine rap
kurtistown: a town in hawaii. the population was 1,298 at the 2010 census. literally search it up. 10/10
what
Renee Nicole LMAO WAIT YOU’RE RIGHT, SOMEONE TELL KURTIS
KURTIS!
This is the most chaotic thing I’ve seen in a long long time
This is my comfort episode and im embarrassed to admit how many times I've watched out
It is soo sweet although I'm trying to watch it before sleeping and I'm laughing too much
This is hilarious idk how I haven’t seen this episode before
I know this is like 2 years old, but all the people were saying how awkward they were. This is my second time listening to this episode and it's genuinely so funny. They act like me and my best friend do, so I'd say... the chemistry is palpable. I also don't know what palpable means.
it is able to be palped
Danny looks extra baby-ish in this
His cheeks are puffy like he just woke up
I just tweeted Danny and Kurtis a bunch of photos of fat cats wearing big wigs, I hope they love them.
the fact that EVERY SINGLE ad on this video was masterclass is not very cash money
No one:
Literally no one:
Dani: Hi Kur-
Kurtis: LET ME FINISH!!1!!
petition for Danny Gonzalez to make a podcast
YES
Where to sign
YES how does he not already have one
when kurtis ever brings up "coorperate big-wigs" i laugh uncontrollably
It’s tripping me up that Danny’s voice is only in my left earbud
Alxuea
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floofkin i guess 🙏🙏
floofkin i guess Thx it was really hurting my ear haha
floofkin i guess Thx it was really hurting my ear haha
floofkin i guess Thx it was really hurting my ear haha
Legend had it that Danny is still outside waiting for the show
never thought I'd see Kurtis make Danny cry over a printer but here I am
My face hurts from smiling so much while watching this thanks
When Kurtis gets flustered enough he can freeze space and time temporarily.
When Danny said "I've been playing with my friends", and Conner paused for a second. I felt that
I love your dynamic and the way you both just slip into bits effortlessly and the other immediately plays along and goes into the bit too without even thinking is my favorite thing in the world
i can’t stop laughing at the brita conversation help
bruh i want more eps with danny, their humour works so well together i LOVE IT SO MUCH
Imagine trying to escape Cody and Noel’s shiterrorism and getting stuck in toilet Brita with Danny and Kurtis.
Kati Farias ikr im trying to figure out why mt favorite youtubers are so obsessed with poop jokes
get yourself a friend you can comedically riff with for a full hour
That moment when your 2 favorite RUclipsrs collaborate: 😆😆😆
me: hahaha americans dont knowing the sun king...
kurtis: luis the eighth
me: what
Hey Kurtis, I just wanted you to know your content has been helping me a lot this past month. My girlfriend broke up with me and I’ve been in an incredibly bad place, but your videos have been seriously helping me deal with all of this. Thank you so much, kurtis and stay safe.
I was really hoping he’d make the “every day bro” joke and he did. I am satisfied. 😂
Danny looks like he’s looking over Kurtis’ shoulder to see what he’s reading
25:45 If you're wondering. xD
I was listening to this while trying to sleep and I couldn’t because I was laughing to god damn hard
how to fix the Danny Is Only In My Left Ear Problem.. go into ur settings and turn on Mono Audio
You just saved my life thank you
why would i want to fix that
@@artyomgr8 lol maybe cuz the whole comment section is complaining
thank you so much!!!! My hearing is all messed up on the left side I was feeling super weird
lol this was funny as hell lol
i love how danny pokes kurtis about his magical stuff
Y’all should keep doing this together. So good
My earphone's left side is broken so I couldn't hear anything Danny said and I was like *wtf is going onnnnn!!!* it was so tragic lmao
settings -> accessibility -> audio/visual -> mono audio if you have an iphone
27:19 When Kurtis is interrupted by Danny the way he glares into the fucking camera is terrifying
Danny on Drews podcast: shooting ducks
Danny on Kurtis' podcast: shooting pigeons
This energy is when you meet the guy you've been talking yourself up to for months online
you know, all i've ever craved since this quarantine was danny's voice whispering in my left ear
woah how’d you get drew on ur podcast??
Ikr
i love this episode so much.. their humor is so effortless chile. PLS DO MORE EPISODES W DANNY 😼
this entire podcast was just one long bit and i love it
alt title, episode 94: kurtis can't read roman numerals
These two arguing about toilets and poop is smth i didn't know i needed to watch
I love rewatching this episode, i have watched this literally 20 times lol
y’all need to start a podcast together please. this is the weird kind of energy i need in my life
god I love this.... was drew asleep for this
What do you mean? Drew is on the left
@@lanam07 IM CRYINGG ur right how did I not see this