Farming Simulator but I am a simple Irish farmer

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @mickboontjes1674
    @mickboontjes1674 6 лет назад +2599

    He's playing farming simulator and after 3 minutes he's trying to kill a woman with a chainsaw. Never change Kevin

  • @tomo4977
    @tomo4977 6 лет назад +2280

    Being from a farming family, I can safely say this is exactly what goes on in farming.

    • @andreware2039
      @andreware2039 6 лет назад +84

      Even sabotaging other peoples crops?!

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 6 лет назад +167

      Us neighbour farmers across the valley, staring at each other crops, can be equated to neighbors gossiping about their lawns and prized magnolias who quietly take out the trimmers and lawnmowers when nobody's looking...

    • @CallMeKevin
      @CallMeKevin  6 лет назад +315

      HappyMaskSalesman I'm glad someone was able to confirm this, thanks!

    • @garrysmith1029
      @garrysmith1029 6 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @honeybit7395
      @honeybit7395 6 лет назад +1

      WoAh Your comment is almost the exact same as mine!

  • @noahmorris1015
    @noahmorris1015 6 лет назад +1007

    kevin: i will prove to you all just how irish i am
    also kevin: free range potatoes
    10 minute days
    plowing the road

    • @danielcaston8147
      @danielcaston8147 6 лет назад +14

      I mean, there's a supermarket near me that sells free range salami... Not sure what the difference in taste is...

    • @evilergeoduck9654
      @evilergeoduck9654 5 лет назад

      Truly a genius of his kind

  • @cyberneticghostofchristmas
    @cyberneticghostofchristmas 6 лет назад +954

    "I sneezed and fell out of my tractor." - Kevin 2018

  • @hollandlogtenberg4871
    @hollandlogtenberg4871 6 лет назад +92

    I cannot stop listening to Kevin sing the "Poor Old Irish Farmer" song on repeat! If he released a full version of the song where he's singing it, I'd be so happy!!!

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 года назад +7

      Based on info in the comments the song is apparently on soundcloud!

  • @butterflytaster5553
    @butterflytaster5553 6 лет назад +315

    Having just finished a book on pre-World War II rural Brittain and thus immediately become an expert on farming of all sorts, I can safely say that this video is accurate in all senses.

  • @jessicademarest7598
    @jessicademarest7598 5 лет назад +47

    It was actually adorable and pure when he sang, I need more!

    • @callmeturg
      @callmeturg 4 года назад +6

      He is adorable tbh

  • @michaelfortress3119
    @michaelfortress3119 6 лет назад +52

    The poor old Irish farmer,
    His income is so small
    It's hardly worth his while getting out of bed at all
    The poor old Irish farmer,
    Our future's now in doubt
    That's why we drive our tractors through the streets and all about
    Farmers here in Ireland,
    We are so very poor
    To survive upon the farm you'd want to be a wise man

  • @remembrance1067
    @remembrance1067 6 лет назад +508

    When can we expect your Irish farmer songs album?

    • @Implidoodaa
      @Implidoodaa 6 лет назад +19

      Omg yes that would be awesome :D *he has a surprisingly good singing voice...for a moron* ahah

    • @archaeoangie
      @archaeoangie 6 лет назад +9

      Impli it's on his Soundcloud.

    • @Implidoodaa
      @Implidoodaa 6 лет назад +9

      @@archaeoangie *goes straight to soundcloud* thanks for the info :D

  • @siyotsistu
    @siyotsistu 4 года назад +42

    "I should probably take a DNA test, I mean it can't be in my blood."
    Takes DNA test and finds out it is in 100% of his blood

  • @honeybit7395
    @honeybit7395 6 лет назад +428

    As an Irish Female Farmer I can approve of this video being 100% Irish related.

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 6 лет назад +364

    Potato Famine Simulator 2K17, no death run, 360 no plow crop rotation.

  • @DavorinMors
    @DavorinMors 6 лет назад +158

    how does 1 (one) man make a quality video every day

    • @DavorinMors
      @DavorinMors 6 лет назад +26

      surprised they have enough time with all their paintings they have to do

  • @james-vj8og
    @james-vj8og 5 лет назад +8

    *Kevin* :Look at all those potatoes
    *pans to a bunch of chickens*

  • @unknown_rdr
    @unknown_rdr 6 лет назад +529

    At farmersonly.com city folks just dont get it

  • @crazycpguyz
    @crazycpguyz 6 лет назад +34

    There should be different levels "casual, easy, hard, insane, Irish"

  • @elimack624
    @elimack624 6 лет назад +355

    Love is a burning thing
    And it makes a firery ring
    Bound by wild desire
    I fell in to a ring of fire
    I fell into a burning ring of fire
    I went down, down, down
    And the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns
    The ring of fire
    The ring of fire
    I fell into a burning ring of fire
    I went down, down, down
    And the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns
    The ring of fire
    The ring of fire
    The taste of love is sweet
    When hearts like ours meet
    I fell for you like a child
    Oh, but the fire went wild

    • @cyrus909
      @cyrus909 6 лет назад +24

      ring of fire ? more like bore ragnarok

    • @cyrus909
      @cyrus909 6 лет назад +14

      please euthanize me

    • @MafagafoGirl
      @MafagafoGirl 6 лет назад +13

      i read this with the tune of the irish ballad thing kevin sings in this video

    • @akhmadkautsarak
      @akhmadkautsarak 6 лет назад +2

      Good old johnny cash

    • @jeffpare6882
      @jeffpare6882 6 лет назад +1

      He just sang this

  • @Destroyer_of_Worlds
    @Destroyer_of_Worlds 6 лет назад +486

    For a moment i thought it said Farming Simulator 17+ and I was thinking it was a pornographic farming game. I was sad to learn it wasn't.

    • @About90
      @About90 6 лет назад +50

      Damion Smith That sounds like a terrible flash game

    • @pureicefire
      @pureicefire 6 лет назад +47

      Well I thought it said Farming Stimulator so...

    • @akhmadkautsarak
      @akhmadkautsarak 6 лет назад +11

      BlipBloop beastiality and all that shit

    • @Destroyer_of_Worlds
      @Destroyer_of_Worlds 6 лет назад +33

      Akhmad Kautsar Or just a farmer and a sexy farmhand. The erotica practically writes itself.

    • @DaniAlchemilla
      @DaniAlchemilla 6 лет назад

      Hahahahah

  • @CaitlinBiddy143
    @CaitlinBiddy143 6 лет назад +10

    Hey! That’s my land! Get off it! It’s a proud O’Flaherty field and - HEY! Stop plowing the road!

  • @Hawklight
    @Hawklight 6 лет назад +57

    Kevin you are consistently one of the most entertaining channels on RUclips, keep it up you Irish maniac

  • @barghastov
    @barghastov 6 лет назад +57

    Everyone will always say "YOU DONT SOUND IRISH DURR" because obviously they are the experters, it's not like you get another accent 20 minutes down the road in Ireland.

    • @ryanmohan3041
      @ryanmohan3041 6 лет назад +1

      Shite Eating Grin Kelly aye but you gotta admit that he has a really small accent though

    • @barghastov
      @barghastov 6 лет назад +3

      Small albeit Irish, reminds me of the Americanized Galway accent. And I mean Americanized as it sounds like you expect English to sound?.. If that makes sense.

    • @ryanmohan3041
      @ryanmohan3041 6 лет назад +5

      Shite Eating Grin Kelly Exactly. He sounds like a lad who moved to the USA and has lost most of his accent

    • @barghastov
      @barghastov 6 лет назад +5

      It's the same for the irish bit of my family but mostly because they come from Galway and their accent is supposedly not that rough compared to the others of the emerald isle. But still, atleast he hasn't lost it 100% if I didn't know he was Irish from the get go the accent would give it away, for me atleast.

  • @FloppyDisk893
    @FloppyDisk893 6 лет назад +469

    Farming simulator 2000 for the Nintendo 4DS XL

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 6 лет назад +14

      &Knuckles

    • @mikeyboy7719
      @mikeyboy7719 6 лет назад +1

      S0M3AUSS13BL0K3 | Heck yeah, and Nero with Vergil and Lady

    • @Looserkid13
      @Looserkid13 6 лет назад +1

      ferming*

  • @andreware2039
    @andreware2039 6 лет назад +599

    Must feel good to sabotage other people fields xD

    • @egkers10
      @egkers10 6 лет назад +10

      Andre Ware My lord, is that legal?

    • @fluffycalf266
      @fluffycalf266 6 лет назад +9

      RessesWarrior44 I will make it legal

    • @gavenpyeatt8885
      @gavenpyeatt8885 5 лет назад +3

      @@egkers10 it is if you don't get caught

  • @wiggity-wack
    @wiggity-wack 6 лет назад +543

    *_You don't own this field!_*

    • @sargesacker2599
      @sargesacker2599 6 лет назад +33

      *Object too heavy!*

    • @pyrelynx
      @pyrelynx 6 лет назад +24

      *Do not drive too deeply into the water!*

    • @Jana-vc8px
      @Jana-vc8px 5 лет назад +11

      *Stop! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!*

  • @keeganm.9794
    @keeganm.9794 6 лет назад +12

    As a man who actually plays this game for fun,
    *this hurts*
    (But it's also hilarious. Keep it up)

  • @MRmisteronwzz
    @MRmisteronwzz 6 лет назад +55

    Boy do I love me some Kentucky Fried Potato.

    • @krishelfferich3087
      @krishelfferich3087 5 лет назад +1

      LATE yes..they are called POTATO CHIPS! Ya fecker!!! (Jk) 😀

  • @Benzeedoo
    @Benzeedoo 5 лет назад +9

    Game: would you like a tour?
    Kevin: NO IM IRISH

  • @KarlFranzEmperor
    @KarlFranzEmperor 6 лет назад +111

    Doesn't drink during work 7/10 for no realism

  • @Catsenui
    @Catsenui 6 лет назад +6

    You started playing that Irish music and it brought back childhood memories... now I want to listen to a bunch of Irish music lol

  • @CloudDropSims
    @CloudDropSims 6 лет назад +38

    I watched this video and RUclips immediately started suggesting tractor review videos for me -_-

  • @bruhbruhbruhh3057
    @bruhbruhbruhh3057 4 года назад +2

    One of the best parts about Kevin is how he's such a good sport about getting hit by a car, and commonly makes jokes about it whenever the opportunity arises

  • @lilyjones3819
    @lilyjones3819 6 лет назад +11

    “ITS WHIsPer QUIET!!!” - I died

  • @TerraMuncher
    @TerraMuncher 6 лет назад +23

    Kevin: The only farmer to need traffic lights on his field.

  • @Necrobin
    @Necrobin 6 лет назад +6

    The question should be: "Do you want to play the tutorial?"
    >yes<
    >I am Irish

  • @carabrown8489
    @carabrown8489 6 лет назад +19

    Finally a game that relates to the everyday life

  • @Jax_the_fox
    @Jax_the_fox 6 лет назад

    This is pretty great. I love watching people who play for the first time. I have personally played the different versions of this game for over 2500 hours in total, and it's fun watching how different people play the game to start out.

  • @hummuslord6521
    @hummuslord6521 6 лет назад +6

    rip MCarty O'Flaherty Fitzgerald's crops

  • @terezakanova6484
    @terezakanova6484 6 лет назад +106

    when does your album comes out, i'm willing to buy it

  • @fresh9inemusic955
    @fresh9inemusic955 6 лет назад +10

    That fucking song in the end.. LMAO.. I love Kevin. One of the only things I don't regret.

  • @renakunisaki
    @renakunisaki 2 года назад +3

    3:13 Kevin tries to prove he's Irish but inadvertently proves he's not even from Earth

  • @bobdolesrevenge
    @bobdolesrevenge 6 лет назад +60

    1:17 I see Kevin has given up his communist ways and fully embraced capitalism!

  • @HandsomeLib
    @HandsomeLib 6 лет назад +5

    Best part of the clocks going forward is that Kevin doesn't account for the change and we get the videos an hour early

  • @hogiman454
    @hogiman454 6 лет назад +14

    Kevin sees another human being and his first thought is to assault them.

  • @kategeorgiou5627
    @kategeorgiou5627 5 лет назад +6

    "I Should probably get one of those DNA tests" well past Kevin will be pleased to know that is exactly what u do in a future video

    • @NikeTubeStudios
      @NikeTubeStudios 5 лет назад +1

      ... and to be pleased to know he's the most Irish RUclipsr instead of jacksepticeye.

    • @kategeorgiou5627
      @kategeorgiou5627 5 лет назад +1

      @@NikeTubeStudios now we just need RT to prove his irishness

  • @TimidInkSpirit
    @TimidInkSpirit 6 лет назад +3

    Such a beautiful song ~wipes away tears~

  • @rynyuh6820
    @rynyuh6820 6 лет назад +3

    You've never sounded so Irish, I'm dying from laughter.

  • @tvd-theremedy2515
    @tvd-theremedy2515 6 лет назад +4

    Every single game has infinite replay value when Kevin plays them. He always ends up playing a whole different game within the game lol.

  • @warspitentr1122
    @warspitentr1122 5 лет назад +3

    The intro made farming look epic

  • @edinthekitchen
    @edinthekitchen 3 года назад +1

    I need more CMK farming videos. They're magical.

  • @seraphilight
    @seraphilight 6 лет назад +5

    "Killing anyone who tried to step on my farm!"
    That's why our pis are always well-fed.

  • @MrCardman12345
    @MrCardman12345 6 лет назад +1

    Ireland is my home country. I've lived there for 17 generations and honestly this game appropriates my culture; please take it down or I will sue you.
    Love your videos xD

  • @redheadrogue
    @redheadrogue 6 лет назад +2

    Kevin! I need the full version of your cover of Poor Ould Irish Farmer because it's better than the original!

  • @jameswood805
    @jameswood805 6 лет назад +48

    when people that (probably) aren't irish say the irish person doesn't sound irish

    • @finnantobin
      @finnantobin 5 лет назад +5

      I've noticed he does use some American sounding words though and I can't tell of that's something he does naturally or just to pander to the Yanks in his audience.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 4 года назад +3

      Finnan Tobin I imagine growing up in this globalized age and watching lots of American TV and RUclipsrs naturally influenced the way he sounds.

  • @gary8387
    @gary8387 6 лет назад +415

    This is blatant clickbait, the thumbnail says "Farming Simulator 18" but you're playing "Farming Simulator 17"
    Have you no shame?

    • @ryanmohan3041
      @ryanmohan3041 6 лет назад +8

      Gary I don't think you got what clickbait is. FS18 is on mobile so would be less desiring to watch than FS17 on console or PC. if anything it's the opposite of clickbait and just misdescriptive

    • @gary8387
      @gary8387 6 лет назад +92

      Gingerbread Ryan but what about all the people in the world who yearn for that farming simulator 18 gameplay?

    • @explosivecousindoodooface278
      @explosivecousindoodooface278 6 лет назад +2

      I have this game thanos

    • @chrishansen8119
      @chrishansen8119 6 лет назад +30

      @@ryanmohan3041 I dont think you get what a joke is.

    • @salvadorrigotti4776
      @salvadorrigotti4776 5 лет назад +10

      Stop linking subreddits when you're not on reddit

  • @ytn675
    @ytn675 5 лет назад

    Farming simulator videos are just gold when they are from you. All your videos are of course.

  • @russiagear9212
    @russiagear9212 5 лет назад +3

    6:19 who else was half expecting the tractor to fly into the air when it hit that thing

  • @ErizotDread
    @ErizotDread 6 лет назад +1

    There's no river been discovered that Kevin can't lose his tractor in, and that's just good farming!

  • @KimonoSuki
    @KimonoSuki 6 лет назад +1

    *walks up to chickens* "Ahh free range potatoes"
    I fucking lost it

  • @Haliceph
    @Haliceph 2 года назад +1

    4:16 No wonder Kevin was unphased from randomly teleporting into tractor on the Irish Lads vid lol

  • @Patrickcom2011
    @Patrickcom2011 2 года назад +1

    he was cultivating stubble and said we don't need this crop

  • @allisonfitzmaurice6948
    @allisonfitzmaurice6948 6 лет назад +1

    My commute takes me through a rural part of the county, and I frequently get held up behind farming equipment. Today I got behind a tractor and legit thought to myself “Come on, I know you can get up to at least 40 mph” solely because of this video

  • @zachstine6373
    @zachstine6373 6 лет назад +1

    I never thought I could laugh so hard at someone playing a farming game. I love you Kevin❤️

  • @matthewcollins4764
    @matthewcollins4764 4 года назад +1

    “In the sims I just imprison them” maybe there should be farming in the sims

  • @babygiraffe1533
    @babygiraffe1533 6 лет назад +12

    I forgot to sleep but at least Kevin can keep me awake.

  • @jcrowley1985
    @jcrowley1985 2 года назад +1

    So this is why Ireland had a famine , they said it was s blight just to cover up their incompetence

  • @stephaniehandy4910
    @stephaniehandy4910 4 года назад +2

    God he has the voice of an angel! I could listen to him sing all day!

  • @codde5489
    @codde5489 6 лет назад +1

    I just imagine the town people like: oh here he goes again... just ignore him, he's harmless.

  • @az75197
    @az75197 6 лет назад +15

    "farming simulator 18 " on thumbnail and you say " farming simulator 17" T R I G G E R E D

  • @Fly0High
    @Fly0High 6 лет назад

    And you didn't kill any potatoes! Best episode ever. Love the singing.

  • @Beisush
    @Beisush 6 лет назад

    you've almost passed your old channel, congrats my dude.
    your OG minecraft let's play will always reside in my heart. keep it up man, some of the best gaming content on youtube, no lie.

  • @diamondguy1726
    @diamondguy1726 6 лет назад +1

    6:46 I need this on a loop

  • @YaOstaazz
    @YaOstaazz 6 лет назад +25

    Do more Rp please it’s hilarious

  • @RaininPayne2
    @RaininPayne2 6 лет назад +6

    If he doesn’t only farm potatoes in this video, I’m gonna riot.

  • @jemodemo5843
    @jemodemo5843 5 лет назад

    this is one of the first cmk videos i have ever watched. to this day, "free range potatoes" still kills me. i called chickens "potatoes" for a solid month after watching this video.

  • @kooshamokhbery
    @kooshamokhbery 5 лет назад

    Hilarious video Kevin, love you and your humor so much😂😂What are the chances of seeing a minute ad of an Irishman talking about alcohol. after this video. Never seen this commercial in my life, and I’ve seen a million ads on RUclips.

  • @scottregan7782
    @scottregan7782 6 лет назад +1

    “Oh I know what I car is OH I KNOW WHAT A CHAINSAW IS”

  • @StevenOBrien
    @StevenOBrien 6 лет назад +1

    8:13 "What bank did I join? They just let me take out as much money as I want" Anglo probably

  • @MarkRiddlesden
    @MarkRiddlesden 6 лет назад

    I never knew I needed this so much until I got it

  • @amourparfait7
    @amourparfait7 6 лет назад +1

    Hey Kevin. I used to watch you all the time and I was not aware you made this new channel. I am glad to see you're still very successful on RUclips. All the best to you mate.

  • @sammccune5626
    @sammccune5626 6 лет назад

    Cosidering the fact that I've never seen another farmer, yes. You are the greatest farmer I've ever seen.

  • @dave2518
    @dave2518 6 лет назад +13

    Kevin u a great farmer

  • @moritzrudolph9144
    @moritzrudolph9144 6 лет назад

    That singing was actually really nice to listen

  • @cynthiaaaa5204
    @cynthiaaaa5204 6 лет назад

    You seriously have the loveliest singing voice❤️

  • @elysiankentarchy1531
    @elysiankentarchy1531 6 лет назад

    This was such an excellent documentary of the Great Famine.

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 6 лет назад

    We can't judge his behavior, the farmer is in his veins.
    Specifically, that potatoes!

  • @RTO41
    @RTO41 6 лет назад

    Hey Kevin, you came a little closer to my proposal. You sang an Irish song and the video featured potatoes, but I think what this channel really needs is you singing The Fields of Athenry.

  • @mathiastheapprentice
    @mathiastheapprentice 6 лет назад +1

    As a fs veteran, i can safely say that this dood is a born natural

  • @SevenEllen
    @SevenEllen 2 месяца назад

    McCarty O'Flaherty-Fitzgerald sounds like a Sim that needs to exist, purely to farm potatoes.

  • @imtheretard9529
    @imtheretard9529 5 лет назад +1

    this reminds me what it was like to clean my room as a child

  • @predator931
    @predator931 5 лет назад +1

    The god-tier part of this video starts at 6:44

  • @codygreen8829
    @codygreen8829 5 лет назад +2

    "I sneezed and fell out of my tractor" had me dying 😂😂

  • @Vikashar
    @Vikashar 5 лет назад +1

    Me: There's a potato joke here, but that'd be racist to Kevin
    Kevin at start of video: THIS REMINDS ME OF HARVESTING POTATOES

  • @pillow6191
    @pillow6191 6 лет назад

    "All those potatoes, into that one little shed!"

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 6 лет назад

    FARMER DAN BOYS!!! Fair play to ya Kevin for giving a shout out to one of the best singers in Ireland 👍

  • @Georginachester
    @Georginachester 6 лет назад +2

    I wasn’t expecting that ending 😂😂loved this vid!

  • @ZephyrNL
    @ZephyrNL 6 лет назад +1

    Kevin, with your driving skills in videogames you sure must be a star in games like Carmegeddon and Destruction Derby?

  • @sarawawa8984
    @sarawawa8984 6 лет назад +1

    No more potato cruelty

  • @callmecoco9199
    @callmecoco9199 6 лет назад

    Only true irish farmers know this song:
    Mowing, lifting, sowing, baling drawing, hauling and buckraking
    Backing, stacking ploughing, crashing
    Tipping, wrapping tail doors flapping

  • @therealemeraldswordtes986
    @therealemeraldswordtes986 6 лет назад

    I love the fresh smell of dirt, blood, metal, and broken roads in the morning.

  • @Markyroson
    @Markyroson 6 лет назад +1

    "I sneezed and I fell out of my tractor" - Kevin 2018 :P