Timothée Chalamet Statistics
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- Опубликовано: 7 дек 2017
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Quotes:
"So There is a clip of you being a rapper that I understand that we have umm.lets take a look at the clip of you being a rapper"-Ellen
"yaaaaas this makes me so happy!"-Armie Hammer
"Watch lil timmy Tim on RUclips.watch him rapping.statistics,statistics,statistics"- Armie Hammer
"No,no,no,no,NOOOOOOOOOO"-Timmy 
Кино
i’m telling my kids this was eminem
yAsssss
Lmao same
*Ms LawToN*
it is
Imma tell them this was their dad
somone:*says word "statistics"*
my head:✋🏻👁👄👁✋🏻
LMAODJJSJAKA
wtf!!!😂😂😂
AHBXDHJKDSYUSTYUHGFDSEYUIRTYUICFDSWERTYUDS THIS IS JUST SO FUNNY I DONT KNOW WHY
KAISHWNSKSHWHSOS
LMFOASJSHAHAV
This is one of the signs of the Lisan Al-Gaib
Stilgar, we know this you
We shall sing this while bringing the holy war to the stars.
As it was written! 🙏🏾
😂😂😂😂
🤣 🤣🤣 best comment.
The Lisan al Gaib is speaking in tongues. As written
Even I'm here after watching Dune 2😂.
hahahaha
Iisan al ghaib
in arrakis we spit
*bars*
Oliver: call me by your name and i'll call you by mine
Elio: Lil Timmy Tim
Oliver: what
Elio: what
Coralie yuh
HAHAHAA
this made me laugh so loud ahahahha
BRUH AHAHAHAH
LMAOO
no one:
🧢
timothee: ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚
😭😭
JAJAJAJAJAJAJ
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHAHA
NSKASJSHGHGHIAKAKA
OMGGGG
the fact that the people in the background was probably just thinking that they were helping a fellow classmate out but ended up getting viewed by 11 million people is hilarious!!
I saw like a year ago or two tik tok of one of the people in the background and one of miss lawton student who said ms lawton remember timmy lol
@@burykot we NEED a source
I like the one dancer on the right that starts out mean muggin SO huard
Stilgar would watch this and still think he’s the messiah
Lisan al gaib!!!
As was written
I mean he predicted his statistics that he'd be on TV, as written
Lisan al ghaib
AS WRITTEN
THEY GOT LIKE TWENTY TEENAGE GIRLS TO TWERK TO STATISTICS 😭😭💀💀
I KNOWWWW 😭💀💀
idek if I would call that twerking
Loluwa Olu THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED NFJDBDJDJJEKW
The teenage boys in the back: 👁👄👁
"twerk"
Oliver: call me by your name and i'll call you by mine
Elio: lil timmy tim
Oliver: what
Elio: what
THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENTTT I CAN'T
JAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMKMKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Lmaoo
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
The fact he actually submitted this as a math project instead of doing presumably the assigned work and only got a D is everything and sending me 😂
I honestly want to know what his teacher thinks of him now 💀😂
Lisan al Gaib before he started to get visions :
Am I the only obsessed with how he says ‘ms lawton’
SAMEEE
ME TOO
it’s lowkey hot
YESSS HE KINDA SAYS MS LAWAMMMM MS LAWAMMMMMMMM MS LAWAMMMMMM MS LAWAMMMM
Nope 😭
So y’all just gonna act like this doesn’t slap
FBI I heard it on a tiktok and was actually searching for the song on Apple Music until I looked into the comments 😂✌🏼
FBI lmaoo i swear
Enya LMFAAAOOO
dude this has to be on spotify
Not until the FBI tells us!!!
A war in my name. 40 billion dead. Wait a second that kinda sounds like Statistics yep statistics yep.
a STAT in my name!!! Everyone shouting STATISTICS!!!!!
lmaoooo
Lisan Al Gaib is humble.
He is the Messiah!
oliver: call me by your name and I'll call u by mine
elio: 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 timmy tim
i DIED when i saw this comment
OHHHHH😂😂😂😂
OHMYGOD!!😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
omg this comment cracked me up 😂😂😂
let’s face it, this isn’t your first time here
Banana Split you’re absolutely right sir
you’re absolutely right
Thank you for calling me out
Why you gotta call me out like that
Boo! Haha Gotcha! I literally come here everyday, I’m not even hiding it anymore
This dude has immense potential. He'll soon make it far.
I don’t see it happening
@@preppyviaaaobvjoke clearly flew over ur head
@@Kurdtcobain69lmaooo
@@alyssariggan2152 lollll
One zero zero zero trillion percent
This is your sign to be confident, you never know who’s watching
right, and to be this confident while being cringey af...
let's be honest this isn't your last time watching this.
HAHAHAHAHA I HAVE WATCHED IT SO MANY TIMES
of course not
i've been watching this too often
Neither is my first❤️❤️❤️❤️
😊😊😊 This make me happy
no one:
lil timmy tim:
statistic yup statistic yup
✋🏻👁👄👁✋🏻
✋🏻👁👄👁✋🏻
HAHAHAHAHAH
1k likes, you’re welcome.
# yu02 I'm laughing harder than I should😂😳
# yu02 yup yup
🤚👁️👄👁️🖐️
WE MAKING IT OUT THE SIETCHES WITH THIS ONE 🔥💯🔥💯
WE RIDIN THE SANDWORMS WITH THIS ONE
What a masterpiece. The lyrics are nonsense, but he sells every part. His confidence and charisma are through the roof. I like how the girl to our right of him starts twerking and trying to get closer to him. He is an absolute rizz lord. Goals.
Lyrics are still better than today's crap 😂
The funny thing is that the lyrics aren't totally nonsense, like he actually knows what the terms mean in order to use them in context
@@chumuheha I guess.
The background “I love miss Lawton “ at 1:15 kills me
Gia Richarte THAT FUCKINT SENT ME
LMAOO
Gia Richarte gahahhahahagsghw gle ror d
WHAHAH amazing
Gia Richarte LMFAOSHSH SAME
Elio at 17: Finding the love of his life
Timothée at 17: It's ya' boi Lil Timmy Tim
STOP I CAN'T BREATHE
PLEASE DONT
Lmao 😂😂😂
LOL =)))
Jajajaja xD
Stilgar: “LISAN AL GAIB!!! As written!”
"The probability of seeing me on TV."
PROOF HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH
Imagine being like “oh ya I was one of the girls in the statistics video”
Frr tho I would kill to be in this video lmao 😭
wishing this lol
Yeah I wish 😳😩
Wishing to be that girl that twerked and being looked by Timmy:(
@@okok-ym4in YEES I WİSSSHH
Someone: who is your favourite actor?
Me: timothée chalamet
Someone: who is your favourite rapper?
Me: lil timmy tim
yaaa same
elif b good girl
elif b mee
HAHAH
Lmao
I am watching this right after I saw dune part2 😂 favorite actor e-ve-r
Same 😂😂😂
Timothée walked, so Eminem could run
“Man I gotta poop.” -Timothée Chalamet, an academy award nominated actor
fr he’s an icon 😭😭😭😭
iconiccc
LMAOOO
lilly barber AHAHHA omg
BAHAHAHAHHA I DYINGGG
Elio having a breakdown after Oliver got married....
PeanutButter Haze STOP I-
OMG I-
LMFAOOO. 😭💀
PeanutButter Haze i feel him 😭
PeanutButter Haze HAHAHAH STOP
Paul after realising that he is an emperor, duke of house Atreides, baron of house Harkonnen, a Kwizatz Haderach and a leader of Fremen on top of all that
“The probability of me being Lisan Al-Gaib? One zero zero zero trillion percent.”
people: “what’s ur taste in music”
me: *its complicated*
😂😂lol
Me: ✋👁👄👁✋ *STATISTICS*
Hahah
Athena S 😂 same
Literally me😭
other celebrities: *people find out about their problematic homophobic rasist past*
Timothée: statistics 😎
edit: wtf I've never gotten more than 3 likes what's happening lmao
THIS IS SENDING MEEE💀
YOOO LMAOOO 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
OMG I LOVE THIS COMMENT
😭😭💀💀
ASKSHSJD 😭😭
Timmy just casually being like: ✋👁👄👁🤚 statistics ✋👁👄👁🤚
I CANT- THE TWERKING IN THE BACKROUND😭😭💀
"the probability you'll see me on tv, 1000 trillion percent"
*boi*
I mean... he was right
I mean he is pretty good at statistics I aint gon lie
Probably not the type of movies he thought tho.
Suhooo
@@isabellahealey261 Why not?
This is the Timothée Chalamet version of Tom Holland’s “Umbrella”
True
LMFAOOOOOOOO I WHEEZED
@@choisandarating9521 LMAO
I'M DECEASEDDD
i was always obsessed with that video haha i watchd it like 50 times i found it weirdly hot
I'm a second year statistics student and I can confirm that this song will boost your stats grade
This my messiah
egirls: *wearing dark eyeshadow, black nails, chains, emo clothes*
their headphones:
underrated comment😭
You are describing me
Joe Jenkinson grunge girls*
Joe Jenkinson okay but that’s literally me
ok but me
Usual Celebs : Have racist , homophobic pasts
Timothee : *L I L T I M M Y T I M*
That's on period .... That's our guy honey
As he should 😌✨
@Ejje Hehehe when? Please link 😫
@Ejje Hehehe he never said that tf
@Ejje Hehehe timothee would never,stop spreading false rumors
Bro wanted that extra credit bad.
It‘s crazy that this boy is now the lead role in the upcoming movie Wonka
Gracias a este video es que el director lo elijio
Violence: 0%
Drugs: 0%
Naked girls: 0%
Drinking: 0%
Statistics: 10000000000000000%
Lmao
0:55
Zoe I was the 1k like :)
U sure about the drugs tho
@@grillboss6767 lmao
"The probability of seeing me on tv"
That aged well.
i mean the probability was 1000 trillion percent
@@lucyd3905 Point
@@lucyd3905 well he’s a statistical gem
He said he got a D on this, it was probably because he got that statistic wrong
I mean, it was LaGuardia Arts so the probability of seeing any specific student on TV is already significantly higher than a random sample from a random selection of high schools.
passed my statistics exam and from now on this is my jam.
timmy is NEVER living his digital footprint down
The way everytime he has a movie out ppl come back to this 😭😭
the fact that he was going to put statistics in the back but didn’t so now he’s just pointing at nothing makes this so much better
It kills me everytime
He was gonna pbotoshop his teachers face
But hs got lazy
Yess
hahaha
he got a D on this but he still shouted her out in the “graduate together”
Emma Twilley exactly smhhh
I lost it when he said that
@@juanacoronaa ikr he looks like he tried his best not to laugh
timotheé chalamet my luv YEAH I WAS DYING
HE GOT ONLY A D???? smh
i think about this each and every time i do my statistics homework and i always have to listen to it when i finish an assignment. otherwise i don’t feel like i’ve really completed anything.
I love the fact that he's like this. Not just being all attractive superstar but also goofy and more human. I know this is his past but the past what makes him today. Even though he developed his inner goofiness is still there. He also consider top gun maverick as the greatest cinema 😅
Friend : what are you listening to nowadays? Me : um.....it’s complicated
ahahhahha so relatable
MEEEEEE FUCK
HAHAHAHAH
STATISTICS 🤚😯✋ STATISTICS
Hahahah
THE FACT THAT HE REALLY HANDED THAT IN TO HIS TEACHER HSGDGS
Svetlana Johnson LMAOO
Ikr Im still wheezing😩🤣
And that she only gave him like a D+ afterwards lmfao
I would have given him A+ for creativity
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Iconic to the core
Me and the Fremen homies blastin’ this while ridding on the sandworms on the way to fight the Harkonnen and Sardaukar armies
as is written🙏🙌
Imagine a kid who searched 'statistics' to learn it found this, lmao
That's the first thing that pops up when you search statistics 🤣🤣
Would be dope 😂😂😂
that’s me.. and I’m in ap statistics
What would even be better is if the kid was the "teacher's pet" lmaoo
LITERALLY ME
“No means no” we love a man who knows consent😌🥰
GURL WE STAN
???
LMAOOO
I love him haha
Laia h-how did I get 1.6 k likes since u commented I had 69 😳
this is truly a masterpiece, he should've gotten an A+ just for the creativity 😂
I’m gagging bc why did he end with “Man i gotta poop” 😭😭😭
*”no means no”* - *lil timmy tim*
consent is key, wise words from a wise man
minute?
Lara Alonso 2:09
He invented that shit
He do be really spitting straight facts
IMPORTANT
imagine being a statistics teacher and receiving this from a student. i-
i-
I would have game him an A+
stale chips as you should
@@broadwaynerd5154 I wanna know who ms. Lawton is and how she feels about the sin that she has committed because it's unacceptable
Imma be happy af
A+ and extra credit. this is the most creative thing 😭
This dude looks exactly like the guy from dune but younger
NO WAY!1!1! YOU'RE RIGHT1!!1!1 /j
AP Stats studying is truly leading me to great places
the fact that he filmed this watched it and then said “yes this will get me an A”
Violet Grace miss lawton really did him dirty
And got a D😹
And then he got a D AHAHAHHA
he got a D+
Miss Lawton doesn’t deserve him I swear 😭😭
i wonder if timmy's back hurts from carrying the entire music industry
Kelsey K PERIOD IT MUST BE HURT LIKE HELL
I wonder
LMAO
I bet
This is my favorite comment ever
As it was written
I saw Dune 2 today, they edited this dance into the part of the first movie where he's learning on the holobooks.
*Today in school*
Teacher:" now we talking about statistics"
Me to my brain: " dont do it"
My brain: " statistics yup statistics yup"
my brain : MRS. LAWTONNNNN
when I tell you I wheezed
@@isabelaponte2396 😂
On god . 😭😭
That was literally me when my teacher said the word statistics 😂😫
“no means no” feminist king 🤩😍✨
YESSS
feminist?
tableswereinventedin1935 yeah
yess 😍😍😍
hottibutwontdateathotti being a feminist includes both women and men. and it’s just a joke lmao.
Did me and my university friends watch this together before our stats final thinking that it would in some way give us luck? Yes, yes we did.
did it work
@@JimiHendrix989 Yes, I got an A and it's all thanks to Timmy Tim
AS IT WAS WRITTEN
*When you're already failing Ms. Lawton's class but you gotta do something*
😂😂😂
😹😹😹😹
Damn; right?!
Elio's mental breakdown be like
hate when that happens
he made a whole song and literally just said that she was his favourite teacher and she gave him like a D minus or something😭
Nicole Lundfelt Ms Lawton must’ve regretted that 💀
Even if he didn’t talk about real statistics he made a BOP
Well ... the lyrics didn’t actually say anything about the assignment so a D was nice. Lol
bahaha yea it was a d plus i think
But sierra burgess got praised by her teacher 🤠
1:38 now hes got Wonka Bars
imagine being miss lawton and showing this to your kids and saying that timothee chalamet wrote a song about you👁👄👁
Right!!!!
WOAH
Skyler Rose I’ve heard she’s really strict and hates people talking about him and this song
Trish Akundi damn miss Lawton don’t play 😔
Trish Akundi I go to the same school he went to and ms Lawton is getting complaints that she was racist and homophobic to her students and gave them a ton of anxiety
2013 Timothée:“Let’s see the probability you’ll see me on tv”
2019 Timothée:😎
true
Actually 2017*
It's 2017 with the movie call me by your name🥰
As written
AS IT WAS WRITTEN
Lisan Al Ghaib🙏🙏🙏
Rare footage of young Willy Wonka and the oompa loompas practicing one of their lesser known songs.
LOL bro
And now he is the Lisan Al-Gaib. What a journey.
y’all rlly acting like this isn’t a bop
my favorite part is “ eh uh uh eh oh pow pow”
It's THE bop
WHEN I TELL YOU I WHEEZED
My fav part is “ miss lawton“😔
Sienna Scott exactly
Don't 👏 call 👏 yourself👏 a 👏 rap👏 fan👏 if 👏 you 👏 don't 👏 know👏 this 👏 song 👏
YESSSS!! Timothée is so hooot❤️
Reid Phillips YES
Reid Phillips truuueee
From a teacher’s POV-it’s so, so obvious that tho math may not be his strong suit, charisma certainly is.
AS WRITTEN
Me : I only like meaningful songs
Timothée : Statistics-
Me : *g o d*
-darkyun me too🤣
@@mtak160 be quiet or i'll woosh u, u're on thin ice
sp4cedust lol I was being sarcastic
@@mtak160 thank god, i knew something was wrong
I’m just saying, lil Timmy Tim and Elio are the same age....
Jenny Deng 👁 👄 👁
Oh Whatever 🖐🏻👁 👄 👁🤚🏻 “sTaTiStIcS”
LMAO
LMAOOOOOO
i mean they have the same crackhead energy
Statistics ✋🏻👁👄👁✋🏻 Statistics
This made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂❤️
So wait..the producers of Wonka saw this and thought: 'This is great'.
Ok...
Yes 🎉❤
Absolutely. They also probably saw his past films. Which he has.
how is this the same kid that can’t even speak in interviews
RIGHTTT HES SO AWKWARD
This is timmy tim,not timothee chalamet
Edit: I got 2.2k likes on this comment lmao😭
Gaby A you right you right
he’s so shy and it’s ADORABLE lol
Bc this is timmy tim not timothée chalamet lmaoo
the fact that he only got a D for this piece of art greatly upsets me.
elena grubić exactly, he even gave the teacher a shoutout. that teacher had NO IDEA then that a video dedicated to her would have 4,000,000 views.
@@montanak2605 ms lawton is really clowning
i mean, he got a d in cmbyn as well 🤭
@@adaozgirin6079 i--- you ain't wrong doe 😳😔
@@adaozgirin6079 HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I remember watching this go viral without realizing Timmy T was Hollywood star Timothy, crazy watching this years later and realizing it’s the same guy
The golf hat just makes this 10x more iconic. True tyler fan right here.
top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to diss
Ksksksksksksks
Yydgjjseyjaaaajsssef😂😂
mathisew loll 💀
Hell nah
imagine twerking next to timothée chalamet and then later realizing he is the most loved and attractive actor in the world lmao
*speechless 100*
This one girl next to him duettet a tiktok where a girl said that if one of these girls have tiktok they should Duett and she did like lmao she's so lucky
nah, that’s my man DiCaprio
@Allyson Leich haha.. nuh ur good
This is how they sent all enemies away and kept the spices to the Fremens
His confidence is crazy.