Alexa, Intruder Alert Smarthome Routines

[@kinglordg45]

Me "Alexa intruder alert"
Alexa "Roger, bravo 6 going dark"

[@CFA-44_Nosferatu]

The intruder: "awww hell no I'm outta here"

[@marcusfleury9450]

Chills

[@PLEASE-o4s]

Me: I Dont Like Intruder alert

[@dartboy8887]

I can imagine Alexa saying “WELLCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER!” And before fortunate son a shotgun being racked

[@jerimiahcocom2980]

I thought she said "mother ducker"

[@shireenabegum4314]

Excuse me?

[@fireflamegamer23]

@@shireenabegum4314what

[@PLEASE-o4s]

STOP CUSSING

[@stinetolentino1156]

Nah he said "Harry potter"

[@user-fw8rn9xh2x]

he would noped the f out of your house

[@CFA-44_Nosferatu]

​@Turntochrist12 no

[@callenvlogs5989]

@@CFA-44_Nosferatuyes

[@CFA-44_Nosferatu]

@@callenvlogs5989 that special aids child is on similar levels as a garbage bin

[@CFA-44_Nosferatu]

@@callenvlogs5989 not with what i do

[@Bananna_man]

POV: you break into someone’s house only to see all the lights red and fortune son starts playing, you then see a man with nothing but underwear on running at you with a katana

[@alishabrooks5986]

Well I'd be absolutely terrified as fffuuuuck

[@mrmeg8044]

Every one gangster till the Stand Fortunate Son starts ripping off your limbs

[@angularsaxophone5820]

Was that a JoJo reference?

[@mrmeg8044]

@Turntochrist12 no I’m Jewish

[@erikfrachot8110]

​@@mrmeg8044😂 so it seems he doesn't like you but after all you are safe it's not a guy Dead 2000 years who will help you they said he died for our sin but I wasn't born yet so I don't care

[@menokakakoty479]

Its like welcoming the intruder😂😂

[@FaintyBoi]

Intruder: Oh, it’s a guy with a bat, how nice! WAIT WHAT

[@T28_SlowTutel]

Later it needs to say "releasing roomba" then proceeds to release claymore roomba.

[@aneq5862]

Why I don't do that in my home because I got Alexa but I buy It from Amazon and he said.What are you doing my swanp

[@spinx_dragons]

Them: Alexa intruder alert!!
Alexa: you have come to the wrong house…

[@jamesddean5759]

I just did this and when the song ends she says “I killed a panda. The thing I love the most. A sweet, cuddly, vicious little panda.”

[@caxopa600]

''Alexa intruder alert''
''IT'S JOHN MARSTON, MICAH''
cue american venom

[@DamienTheDemonGaming]

Id play let the bodies hit the floor by drowning pool. Otherwise great security system

[@ReservedHunter]

Would you post a tutorial on how you did this. That would be very helpful!

[@me_look.4u]

Ikr

[@VegasAceVII]

It's just a routine you can setup in the Alexa app. When you say something specific to her, she will do what you setup. In this case, turn on a specific song and two red lights with a audio announcement.

[@mikedegrazia]

Its a routine

[@Jonas-Savimbi-]

Imagine bleeding out with this song beating into your ears staring into a red light

[@hazeydaze8396]

Omg😂😂 idr the last time I busted out laughing so hard at reading something

[@Jonas-Savimbi-]

@@hazeydaze8396glad we share a similar sense of humour

[@pythonx9299]

@@Jonas-Savimbi-you like history or black ops 2 or both?

[@IM_A_RAPPING_DOG_ALRIGHT]

Alexa: WELCOME TO THE RICE FEILDS [__]
Me: wat

[@user-dk4il5vk1m]

“Alexa intruder alert”
*alexa turns off the TV*

[@emmylouorbiso7288]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂eeeejejj

[@K0R315]

"WeLcOmE tO tHe RiCe FiElDs Mf" got me rolling 😂😂

[@Site07UNSYNCED]

Ha ha not today son.
**Casually loading an M16A2**

[@MonkeOoh]

I prefer a M16A4

[@stinetolentino1156]

Sounds like "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS HARRY POTTER" Thats a word that a harry potter hater would say

[@tirthagurung7040]

“Alexa intruder alert” *blood lights come on *

[@Notasdumb]

That intruder is about to get 45acp of freedom

[@florenzohurtado7629]

Red lights look cool till Alexa turns them on in the middle of the night with no command and starts laughing

[@quinnhasse9170]

This also-
Alexa: activating claybooma😈😈😈

[@marcushill509]

The best one I have seen and I've been looking for hours at these. Congratulations

[@Isaiahyoboy]

That Alexa da f’in boss😂

[@happyorsadkey]

Me: Alexa, intruder alert
Alexa: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, SCHNELL, SCHNELL, SCHNELL.

[@Icy2.1]

😂😂😂 I love this😂❤

[@Shy_guy700]

Bro, just turned the house into Baldi‘s basics get out while you still can

[@Eibmozluver]

This is the best thing I've ever seen! 👏 👏 👏

[@Findyourlimits.]

the homie just tryna get a midnight snack:

[@TheGuyThatAskedd]

“INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!”

[@Notasdumb]

Bro is about to get 45 acp of freedoms

[@Next_Generation_EAS]

This is the best shit I've ever seen.

[@charLOL50]

I'd just be like WRONG HOUSE!

[@F6347_VR]

OH MY GOD you activated MY Alexa.

[@MichelleTheMinecraftPlayer2006]

Lionfield: Get the cross ✝️

[@wyattparker7779]

the lights are scary i guess but the music 😳

[@oldman7724]

This is what I've been needing for a long time

[@mikedegrazia]

I would have programmed her to say "do you want to play a game". Definitely cool 😎

[@YourNextSmarthome]

Checkout my other videos… I already have that one programmed haha

[@mikedegrazia]

@@YourNextSmarthome 🔥🔥🔥 awesome! Will do.

[@Sans-The-Small-Skeleton]

I would set the song to "Your Best Nightmare" with her saying get out while you still can

[@karsenpatterson1706]

If i were the intruders i would jam out to the music

[@cynicaltimber3455]

😂 I have the same setup, but mine plays Fire from the game Division 2. My intro is "if it bleeds, we can kill it", a line from Arnold in Predator. Also have a couple of strobes that go off.
For anybody wanting to do this, its simple. In the Alexa app, set up a routine/theme, and it'll ask what you want to add/for it to do. You'll need some led smart bulbs to connect to the app, I went with Govee, they're great. It's pretty simple and self explanatory when you get into the app. It's all in fun amd fantasy, pray never have to actually be in that predicament.✌️

[@cobbIestonegenerator]

yo this is actually so cool😂

[@tigerwantstobeinavid]

Mine would be the wall-e sandstorm alert and would say: Self destruction in ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...fore...three...two...one... Self destructing...

[@Foxy_Roxy12]

All my alexa said get out of my swamp

[@Z1H3M]

imagine hearing the cloaker sound from Payday 2 there 💀

[@Willthebeast3456]

Rice heard her say welcome to the rice fields. If I was the intruder, I would know I’m dead just from that😂

[@monyalmosa5002]

Alex intruder alert Alex : welcome to hell

[@westberks9994]

you should really put paranoid on that

[@Railroadracer49]

This is freaking amazing 🤣

[@user-ps4bf1vf8i]

Bro if I were the intruder I would first shit my self then dance to the music

[@Dipyourhead44]

Bro ngl imma try this

[@davidspoole]

Release the claymore roomba!

[@garymcnelly6118]

Intruder: I was just hungry 😭😭😭😭😭
Alexa: 🕺

[@lukeandliz]

I have mine turn all the lights green, say "get tf out of me swamp", and start playing All Star by Smash Mouth

[@OzenOneLXLLL]

Ain’t no way she started playing fortunate sun

[@user-cs8jh1eg5l]

POV when when you woke up in the middle of the night in 3:00 a.m.

[@alishabrooks5986]

If I went in That house And it went completely dark and it had a red hue I'm booking it out of the house There ain't no way I'm Staying there Not even if the most happiest of song is played that makes it even scarier

[@floppa-films.coolguy]

that unexpected song scared the fuck out of me

[@Pez_wichman94]

The intruder didint want to kill him so he wanted to vibe and get his boombox💀

[@Sssniperking1796]

Imagine you robbing a house and all of a sudden this happens😂

[@Tony-mc8xx]

Fucking ghost from cod just appeares out of the shadows me: starts to shit myself

[@Hazza_Caca]

Nah that’s scary but sick

[@IHSPYRE]

Everyone knows that loud music in a dark place is scary as hell

[@OllieHutton-pg2vv]

NEVER ASK ALEXA
"Are there entitys nearby?"

[@rickbowman4733]

You know damn well you are a fortunate son lol😂

[@pineapplepotato6985]

Okay this is genuinely the coolest thing I seen all week

[@user-wz4ry3fx1e]

I was rolling on the ground 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@boomshakalakers]

Alexa says the mf word lol

[@BoschDaWiseman]

Thats an intruder deterent if i ever saw one😂😂

[@malasari3254]

I never hear a home device swearing

[@TrickAnimator]

Bro is the most silliest Alexa playing that music

[@1970LegoFerrari.]

Me chilling on the couch and then this happens

[@smurfik302]

Bro how did you did this pls I want my alexa to do the same thing (edit: pls answer)

[@SNM-Mars]

Imagine you hear this then you hear a chainsaw start

[@strangerdaysss]

wouldn't you want your entire house to gain light and not be dark? what if the intruder hides in the dark and decides to hurt your bc they're a psychopath or pos

[@Hollowtip92]

Ain’t no way wtf 😂😂 going dark

[@Catnap3459]

The TV just literally shut off and the lights turned red and everything went dark. That was so creepy but I love it love it love it. I love creepy Alexa stuff. Even though I’m scared I’m brave because I love love love love scary stuff and spooky spooky stuff but the worst part was Alexa intruder alert the lights in the TV shut off and only the lights turned on red and everything went dark but the scary music kind of freaked me out. It wasn’t scary but it creeped me out. I’m glad I don’t have Alexa. She would freak me out.

[@XTerGAMIMGYT]

Ain't nobody talking about how Alexa said a literal bad word at 0:15 or 0:14?

[@Gskills93]

POV: the intruder

[@samantharamos8365]

Q Wow, but the music and the red lights are creepy.

[@FürKaiserGottundVaterland1914]

that was next level hilarious

[@Sodatiae]

Nah alexa become vietnamese💀

[@lawinshwaan3740]

i would fr piss my pants if i was the thief in his house

[@jesusalmendariz7506]

I thought he was gonna break out the night vision

[@Thorn223]

Nah bro that's fire🔥

[@gogglesunderwater]

How do you turn it off???

[@primanbaruah9566]

You got trapped in Vietnam War

[@Cyruz626]

Bro the theft entered Vietnam war

[@shanespaceposts]

welcome to the rice fields mild Father!!!

[@slidesouthentertainment]

Imagine the doom soundtrack played instead😂 of

[@daywillyou1]

If I rob this house and see this I will be gone

[@Next_Generation_EAS]

How did you get the setup this way?

[@TheGoose51]

This is fucking great

[@chasefarler7313]

I just ordered one. I want to stick it up that way

[@jessicacooper3461]

"WELCOME TO THE RICE FEEL MOTHER FUCKER" *MUSIC STARTS* Him rn: Ehhhh

[@Sketchy_00]

I love this 😂😂

[@Cantfindahable]

Hahahaha I’d sh1t my pants but kids these days won’t get the reference

[@RisingSunSerpents-Jesus]

Best ever

[@docboi]

This is some John wick Shit right here😂