"We got there but everyone was already dead with the lone surviving son of a blacksmith, covered in blood, looting their corpses for their shiny Groschens." - Invading Cumans, 1403
The best part of this video is Henry's inexpressive face as he butchers people. He's probably more concerned with how he's just a little bit hungry than with how many lives he's just taken.
By my glorious Golden Couch, this world seriously needs one. Seems like it will do it to itself soon enougb though. I may have to intervene, far sooner than I thought.
Hans Capon: "You were the chosen one Henry! It was said that you would destroy the Cumans, not join them! Bring balance to Bohemia... not leave it in darkness!" Henry: "I HATE YOU!"
I returned to skalitz to collect al the loot from my cjedt and there was bandits fighting cumans fighting guards, looted everyone saved and exited downloaded the infinite storage mod and fast traveled to rattay lmao
Kill guards, loot them, throw items from your inventory because you found better mail armor, random lady screams: "hey! guards! there's a corpse", sneak behind her and knock her out later on, find in her inventory a mail armor and a sword that you dropped before. Those folks aren't better than Henry!
I did this, got -100 rep on skalitz, but +100 rep on skalitz refugee everywhere else afterwards... all of em came back to life too... the devs needs to make an alternate starting position based off this..
Luckily enough, a traveling necromancer happened to arrive at Skallitz during the aftermath -- whom wheelbarrowed all the corpses into the Sasau monastery to initiate his ressurecting rituals to the masses. Days passed, and he explained to every single ex-corpse what had happened to Skallitz during their "leave"; they were rather grateful since they'd rather be massacred by a local than brutalized by Cuman soldiers.
When Henry transcends mortality and realizes hes in a game and everyone around him is nothing more than a walking bag of xp to fuel his world conquering sadistic endevors. I'm quite hungry!
Did the same but a little different. Raised stealth to level 5 by knocking out the villagers multiple times and breaking locks. Then I learned the Stealth Kill Perk. No need to pull out the weapon. Simply kill on the run only. Murder to go, Coffee not included XD
Yeah, but stealth only is kinda more fun. The guards are a crapshoot though. Had to reload a few times before it worked to stab/choke them without breaking free.
Henry's Mom: Henry where did you get all that money? Henry: Business... Henry's Mom: Take this pie to neighbor so and so. Henry:... Sure, no problem... (Henry walks over to his neighbors corpse and dumps the pie atop it while whistling, "see Henry's a good boy who never fails to accomplish a task given by his parents", Henry thought this to himself whilst sitting atop a throne of his best friends corpses.)
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead if you are referring to the Cumans in this game they were Christians at this period, before that they were Tengrists, never Muslims.
So you mercy kill everyone in Skalitz, sparing them them the horrors of being raped by cumans, and spare Rattay of being overwhelmed by refugees and beggars. Good man ! I still don't get it why you didn't loot any valuables though.
Shame the devs didn't predict it. At least similarly as they did with the alternative ending in jail at the beginning. It should be like: Cumans come, everyone is dead, they're like fuck it- we're leaving and the screen: "Game over - you have changed the history."
Commoner at 26:43 "Hmmm there's dead bodies lying around the town? People are running around screaming about murders? I think I'll go to the market to play some dice."
Does killing Zybeshek ruin later parts of the game? I hope the devs see this video and fix all the exploits. Maybe give villagers a bludgeon instead of useless daggers and a pair of balls so they gang up on you instead of running around like headless chickens.
Zybshek has 3 lives. First time you kill him in skalitz prologue. Then you kill him again in Vranik before being caught spying, then finally after he frees you.
Sigismund shows up with his army of cumans to pillage and destroy but sees Henry covered in blood while wearing his fathers face surrounded by corpses then asks Henry "What did you do?!" for Henry to respond with "First!"
Cumans must have thought that they will find valuables and food to loot after their long march. A huge portion of the invading army must have starved, deserted, or gotten sick from digging around a town of the dead because of Henry's heroics.
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Kingdom Come Deliverance Playlist :)
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"We got there but everyone was already dead with the lone surviving son of a blacksmith, covered in blood, looting their corpses for their shiny Groschens."
- Invading Cumans, 1403
“We took him in, he gave the sword to sir Radzig and shit him with an arrow”
"must prevent these people from being slaughtered by the cumans"
Henry
Cumans show up hella confused.
Commoner: Jesus Christ be praised.
The spychopathy is strong in this one Roflmao
your father just wanted you to bring him a beer...
"caaaaaaarl.. i mean heeeeeenry killing off your village is bad"
@@Ghostx357 Harl
Here ya go, Pa!
*pours WARM (from all the burning houses and buildings) beer over grave*
“He may not be your real father but he was always your daddy.”
You can really stab your way to the top.
The best part of this video is Henry's inexpressive face as he butchers people.
He's probably more concerned with how he's just a little bit hungry than with how many lives he's just taken.
😂
as he bashes peoples' brains in with a fucking axe lmao
So much this, I cant stop laughing!
And the relaxing music 😂
Massacred village. Henry standing in center. Cuman army came. Cuman army saw. Cuman army very slowly, very quietly and very humbly retreated.
😂
XD
Cumans: "Oh my tengri......"
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When Sigismund heard about what happened, the details were so grotesque and horrifying that he had a heart attack and died. The war ended that day.
Cumans are next.....
At 4:35 "if I leave the bludgeon, then the guards will think she beat herself to death!" Good thinking, henry!
XD
And everything started with a single lockpick...
This is all your fault Fritz.
Lockpicking, not even once.
it was marked as stolen
you know what that means
No it started with a halberd...
if anyone's gonna pillage my hometown it's gonna be me
"Hmph. Doesn't even know how to apologise..." Says the woman as she is being choked unconscious.
Shall we declare an exterminus
By my glorious Golden Couch, this world seriously needs one. Seems like it will do it to itself soon enougb though. I may have to intervene, far sooner than I thought.
Just say the word
That’s more what sir radzig would say.
brave last words
Hans Capon: "You were the chosen one Henry! It was said that you would destroy the Cumans, not join them! Bring balance to Bohemia... not leave it in darkness!"
Henry: "I HATE YOU!"
StormNexus377 more like
Henry: "I feel quite hungry "
Ryan M or *WOT?*
“YOU WERE MY SERVANT HENRY I LOVED YOU”
:(
Guard: You've committed a crime and I'm arresting you!
Henry: That's cute.
For a boy who coudn't even cut a twig in half with a two handed sword he suprisingly has a strong grip
Well cutting need a skill so henry just using the sword as a long mace
Mercy kill with 3-4 hits to the face with a wooden stick. Henry's so kind hearted.
Oh, look! Henry's come to kill us!
🤣
I laughed so hard at this
😂🤣
I’m quite hungry!
JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED
"I've caught you! You'll pay for your crimes!!!!"
*Henry covered in blood*
"WOT"
Brick Sprickly Lmfao
Cue Henry DBZ-teleporting behind the guard, choking him out, and giving said guard’s throatpussy the good ol’ axe treatment.
Henry did nothing wrong
*Henry covered in blood*
"Hmm I feel quite hungry." :)
"You DARE to ask!?"
After the Sigmund and his army came and saw what had happened at Skalitz, the cumans deserted in fear of the monster named "Henry"
XD
"I'm feeling quite hungry..."
EVERYBODY HIDE!
I returned to skalitz to collect al the loot from my cjedt and there was bandits fighting cumans fighting guards, looted everyone saved and exited downloaded the infinite storage mod and fast traveled to rattay lmao
Honestly if I heard _one_ man killed his _entire_ village single handedly I’d run too!
@@simonnachreiner8380 Itachi
It's all fun and games until Henry feels quite hungry
Youre not you when your hungry
Wot
Lmao
Snickers
Turn out the Cuman attacking skalitz for a serial killer named Henry
Mochammad Escorta Bayu Samodera Cuman's fled from Sigmund's army as soon as the arrived in Skalitz
aaaahahahaha
Kill guards, loot them, throw items from your inventory because you found better mail armor, random lady screams: "hey! guards! there's a corpse", sneak behind her and knock her out later on, find in her inventory a mail armor and a sword that you dropped before. Those folks aren't better than Henry!
Everyone else: "Murder! Oh my God!? Murder!"
Merchant:"Lace, Linen, Silk!"
Henry:"Bit hungry"
There should be a cannibalisms mod... (like in fallout)
@@edi9892 theres already cannibalism in fallout at least i know in 4
This is why I can't watch videos like this in public. I end up laughing too loudly, and everyone wondering what's wrong with me.
the pinnacle of comedy right here
Jesus crist be praised
Henry's parents died. But he doesn't care because Henry is a psychopath.
I did this, got -100 rep on skalitz, but +100 rep on skalitz refugee everywhere else afterwards...
all of em came back to life too... the devs needs to make an alternate starting position based off this..
Thanks for the info .
you're welcome!
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Luckily enough, a traveling necromancer happened to arrive at Skallitz during the aftermath -- whom wheelbarrowed all the corpses into the Sasau monastery to initiate his ressurecting rituals to the masses. Days passed, and he explained to every single ex-corpse what had happened to Skallitz during their "leave"; they were rather grateful since they'd rather be massacred by a local than brutalized by Cuman soldiers.
At least, that's what I think might've happened.
The fact their isn’t an achievement called Horrid Henry for doing this is a missed opportunity
Turns out the Cuman attack was the nicest thing that happened to Skalitz that day...
Villager: "A corpse! There is a corpse here!"
*Henry kills a trader in front of him
Villager: "Another corpse!"
Mass murdering them so that they cannt be mass murdered by others
Too damn legit!
Henry just stares at their unconscious bodies before axe murdering them lol
* Gets shot in the same eye twice *
*"Gone weak in the knees have you?"*
Henry, Butcher of Skalitz
Jack the Ripper ain't got nothing on this
The first serial killer in Bohemia.
imagine you and your squad plan to raid a small town but only to find out that the whole town people has been bludgeoned to death by a scrawny kid.
Then he turns towards you and your men, fixes his cold, soulless eyes on you and says "I'm quite hungry" and everything fades to black.
When Henry transcends mortality and realizes hes in a game and everyone around him is nothing more than a walking bag of xp to fuel his world conquering sadistic endevors.
I'm quite hungry!
Look! Henry's come to kill us!
Doesn't even know how to apologize!
who even needs the cumans anyways
Did the same but a little different. Raised stealth to level 5 by knocking out the villagers multiple times and breaking locks. Then I learned the Stealth Kill Perk. No need to pull out the weapon. Simply kill on the run only. Murder to go, Coffee not included XD
Yeah it did that in the later part once my stealth increased :D
Yeah, but stealth only is kinda more fun. The guards are a crapshoot though. Had to reload a few times before it worked to stab/choke them without breaking free.
That doesn't really sound like the witcher way Geralt
It isn’t the witcher way Geralt, you dont kill them, have sex with them
MMM, Necrophilia
Henry's Mom: Henry where did you get all that money?
Henry: Business...
Henry's Mom: Take this pie to neighbor so and so.
Henry:... Sure, no problem...
(Henry walks over to his neighbors corpse and dumps the pie atop it while whistling, "see Henry's a good boy who never fails to accomplish a task given by his parents", Henry thought this to himself whilst sitting atop a throne of his best friends corpses.)
LMAO
I'm crying , this is so funny
Hitman 3: Medieval.
When you are older and you are in your rebellious phase and do not want to continue running your father's errands
Stop pinning things on the Cumans , Henry’s the real culprit !
Hardcore Henry 2: Pillage my Village
You made my day
Cumans: lets raid and pillage skalitz
*see's it in flames with Henry standing on a pile of corpses*
Cumans: OH SHIT! ...
*nervously backs away*
Cumans be like: A picsaba!
Henry warned them of the attack... explained his plan. They called him a madman. He did what was to be done
Leave it to gamers to be even more horrible than the actual villains back then. lol
XD
Ishallah! But they are a peaceful people! They are the most oppressed minority!
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead You wrote that wrong 😂😂
@@ismkiv588 Yeah, you can find solace in the fact most actual gamers are like that too
@@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead if you are referring to the Cumans in this game they were Christians at this period, before that they were Tengrists, never Muslims.
So you mercy kill everyone in Skalitz, sparing them them the horrors of being raped by cumans, and spare Rattay of being overwhelmed by refugees and beggars. Good man !
I still don't get it why you didn't loot any valuables though.
Gives new meaning to "Holy shit it's Henry!"
Cumans: Henry is it? Have you heard about our lord and saviour Tengri? We'd like to recruit you.
"You can't end it if I end it first." - Albert Einstein
20:12 The Bailiff sees its Henry and is like "I'm not paid well enough for this shit!"
Cant burn my village if i do it first
12:03
France: You've committed a crime and i'm arresting you!.
Germany: 12:08 *Goes around the Maginot*
Cumans: Kurwa, we're too late.
Oh, the Cumanity!
Unfortunately there was no change in the cumans cutscene .
Shame the devs didn't predict it. At least similarly as they did with the alternative ending in jail at the beginning. It should be like: Cumans come, everyone is dead, they're like fuck it- we're leaving and the screen: "Game over - you have changed the history."
I think all the Cumans would have run away had they found good ole Henry sitting there on a pile of corpses.
Well doubt they even predicted somebody was crazy enough to massacre the whole town.
Props for doing it though looked hilarious.
Dave Vd it's not so hard to predict - when it moves, you kill it.
You're a very wise person my respect to you.
That statement is pretty much my attitude in most action games.
I killed every last Cuman in that camp you're suppose to scout, it didn't change the outcome at all either v.v! But I got about 32k gold lol.
Algallon The Observer same, I was thoroughly disappointed...
Being "realistic" and "historical" does not justify ignoring the players decisions
You are also supposed to judge the amount of guys there but in the actual fight there are waaay more than suggested.
I've got 112k
Commoner at 26:43 "Hmmm there's dead bodies lying around the town? People are running around screaming about murders? I think I'll go to the market to play some dice."
Cumans: We're gonna loot your village!
Henry: *_We'Re GoNnA lOoT yOuR vIlLaGe!_*
Henry could lead a one man revolution and it would actually work...
It's the Skalitz Strangler
i used to be an adventurer like you, then I got arrow in the nose 20:51! Thanks for the Rhinoplasty, doc!
Bonnie Jon Starkie DAKINGINDANORF t
*Henry prevents Cumans from killing his village*
Not all heros wear capes
Gaurd! My god, I'm a corpse!
21:34 I lost it when everyone runned away in fear, screaming bloody murder, and this one merchant just stands there oblivious.
*Vlad the Impaler* : (exists)
*Henry* : Hold my Savior's Schnapps.
Henry, Portrait of a Medieval Killer
its like watching a tarantino movie
Henry killed someone in front of them and then you said "Guard! there's a corpse there'" Freaking weird villagers. xD
Henry doesnt double tap he triple taps, omg I know i should but i laugh my ass off everytime he murders someone its just the expression on his face xd
Hey great way to level up stealth lol.
Best part is that you can do it early and if you didnt kill anybody you can get around 700 gold. +6000 for the armor that the guards wear.
Very nice, Henry Bates! Oooooh Im starting to get a bit hungry now!
"Oh he? He always does that when he feels quite hungry. "
~Henry's mum to cumans
25:46 magic assassination
Such happy and upbeat music. Perfect for killing your own friends and townspeople with. 10/10
How is the item considered stolen if you already brutally murdered them with an axe? That’s just the spoils of war, mate.
The cheerful flute and lute in the background while you stab people in the throat
Henry bore the hate of the village thus slaughtered everyone there.
I love how after you beat the crap out of the Bailiff he runs in to save the day, sees you and nopes the hell out of their!🤣
Henry you've committed crime against Skalitz and her people.What say you in your defense?
I feel quite hungry
@@michaellentini25 I love this
This is a great idea, it’ll cause mass confusion in the Cumans in a similar way doing sexy splits would
You folded the third peasant in half then turned his skull into a toast rack. By god man.
Jesus Christ be praised...
guard: prevents Henry from strangling him from behind
also guard: does nothing as Henry slowly moves behind him to strangle him again
Words before disaster:
"I'm feeling quite hungry."
Does killing Zybeshek ruin later parts of the game? I hope the devs see this video and fix all the exploits. Maybe give villagers a bludgeon instead of useless daggers and a pair of balls so they gang up on you instead of running around like headless chickens.
Villages ganging up on you would be interesting :D
No Zbyshek comes back to life .
It will trigger a money reset along with killing Beran or maybe the other named villagers if you load a save where any of them are dead
Zybshek has 3 lives. First time you kill him in skalitz prologue. Then you kill him again in Vranik before being caught spying, then finally after he frees you.
Good old days of good old RPGs when townfolk fight back starting adventurers. Like M&M 6, for ex.
Just tried this out. You can still get the lockpicks, just gotta talk to Fritz, not Matthew, by Deutche's house.
Sigismund shows up with his army of cumans to pillage and destroy but sees Henry covered in blood while wearing his fathers face surrounded by corpses then asks Henry "What did you do?!" for Henry to respond with "First!"
henry has come to save us
Henry’s father: “Ale”
Henry: “Violence”
Henry sees the future of cumans attacking,
Henry: Time to mercy kill all this wenches.!
14:30 Tries to kill the guard, fails, proceeds to sneak behind said guard again and kills him like nothing ever happened.
any other gamers find it therapeutic to kill or watch other gamers kill NPCs?
I do for stress relief :)
"You cant die to cumans if you're already dead"
- Henry tapping his head thinking
So that’s where your Henry’s hat came from.
You evil bastard…
3:14 he was actually my first kill. O my gosh, finally I've found someone in RUclips who played exactly like me. Thanks for sharing 😁
Np XD
21:30 I love how everyone scared to death, shouting murder. Meanwhile that mad lad trader casually want to keep up hos business
The quote from Rorschach about beeing locked in there with Henry would fit rather well :D
"Guard come quick!" - Random Lady
(Guard currently taking an arrow to the eye)
This is exactly what was going on in Arthas' head when he purged Stratholme. Can't loot and turn them into undead when you kill and burn them first.
Cuman Soldier: "I fear no man...but that thing, it scares me".
Cumans must have thought that they will find valuables and food to loot after their long march. A huge portion of the invading army must have starved, deserted, or gotten sick from digging around a town of the dead because of Henry's heroics.
He had to massacre them before they could rebel against the hokage.
Anyone else clear pribislavitz via horseback before the battle and came back and told Sir kobyla it was nothing to be too concerned about?
They are T posing when they are dead lmao