Powerlifters Confuse Me...

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @alexr5118
    @alexr5118 4 года назад +655

    “You’re in pain cause you’re just too tight”
    “Your lifts suck cause you’re not tight enough”
    *The duality of man*

  • @JoshConder
    @JoshConder 4 года назад +2199

    Moral of the story: Everything hurts and I’m dying, because I’m too tight.

    • @cinnamonbummer9504
      @cinnamonbummer9504 4 года назад +106

      You see that's because you are not tight enough, you fool

    • @youremybiggestfan
      @youremybiggestfan 4 года назад +16

      Nah its never you. Its the the world whos too tight for ur size

    • @dandypants1983
      @dandypants1983 4 года назад +10

      I'm not too tight, the world is too loose.

    • @ChadWilson
      @ChadWilson 4 года назад +5

      Don't let the tightness kill your gains!

    • @nickcoul699
      @nickcoul699 4 года назад +6

      You're too tight enough.

  • @larmckenna
    @larmckenna 4 года назад +244

    I almost laughed out loud but my diaphragm was too tight.

  • @saundroid1253
    @saundroid1253 4 года назад +786

    We weren’t ready for this much truth

    • @donquixote...
      @donquixote... 4 года назад +9

      Cause you're too 'tight'...

    • @myreman436
      @myreman436 4 года назад +2

      I don’t want to like your comment because it’s at 454, and 454kg is 1000lbs

  • @kenschlitz
    @kenschlitz 4 года назад +1352

    These are all accurate statements. Super tight.

  • @dic4
    @dic4 4 года назад +710

    The only thing missing was the word impingement. Great video.

    • @harshverma3390
      @harshverma3390 4 года назад +4

      Hehehe

    • @donquixote...
      @donquixote... 4 года назад +5

      So he he needs to 'tighten' it up a bit more then...

    • @mikeross5627
      @mikeross5627 4 года назад +7

      Bwahaha bro I have major shoulder impingement!! Not joking!! 🤣🤣

    • @roberto125919
      @roberto125919 4 года назад +2

      @@griffin7274 I have bone spurs like mad at 30. In my hips and shoulders.

    • @philanaemic
      @philanaemic 4 года назад +4

      You're only impinged because your nerves aren't tight.

  • @CALISUPERSPORT
    @CALISUPERSPORT 4 года назад +713

    This comment would’ve included a joke but I can’t type because my interossei muscles are too tight.

    • @Nebulaoblivion
      @Nebulaoblivion 4 года назад +8

      hes a tight type, too much of a tight type to type.

    • @dostthouevenhoistgoodsir8713
      @dostthouevenhoistgoodsir8713 4 года назад

      Palmer or dorsal?

    • @antejelic5992
      @antejelic5992 4 года назад

      @@incorectulpolitic možeš imat moje tijelo, ali dušu ne

    • @shadowboy166
      @shadowboy166 4 года назад +1

      I was about halfway through a joke comment but my interossei muscles weren't tight enough

    • @scene6289
      @scene6289 4 года назад +3

      @@incorectulpolitic that's a lot.. will it help with my tightness?

  • @michaelrogowski62
    @michaelrogowski62 4 года назад +266

    My ears are doing that thing where “tight” doesn’t sound like a word anymore

    • @RiKo18
      @RiKo18 4 года назад +2

      Haha Same here!

    • @adrxi.ka04
      @adrxi.ka04 4 года назад +7

      @@incorectulpolitic dafuq is this

    • @hoorayimhelping3978
      @hoorayimhelping3978 4 года назад +17

      semantic satiation. dig it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_satiation

    • @99BurntLeftovers
      @99BurntLeftovers 4 года назад +39

      You lost tightness in your ear drum. Your cochlea must be too tight.

    • @SniprsCntSnipeMe
      @SniprsCntSnipeMe 4 года назад +4

      Holy shit, never knew other people experienced this and that people study it. Thanks boys

  • @brandonshartzer7807
    @brandonshartzer7807 4 года назад +128

    Just sent this to my Powerlifting Princess gym partner... he replied with “I just got in the gym, and im too tight for this video😂” lol

  • @kukunaokalabegay5586
    @kukunaokalabegay5586 4 года назад +138

    "All things are tight and nothing is tight. The tightness makes it tight, or tighter." - Paracelsus

    • @gantoniopatriarca9520
      @gantoniopatriarca9520 4 года назад +2

      Nice. Wish I had read more of Mr. Bombastus so I could come up with a better reply.

    • @Yuuki_12
      @Yuuki_12 4 года назад +2

      "Yo that jacket is tight son, yah meen?"

  • @madspet9106
    @madspet9106 4 года назад +214

    "I was feeling pretty tight during my lifts today, is that a good thing or a bad thing?"
    "Yes"

  • @vaughn7493
    @vaughn7493 4 года назад +173

    Tuco from breaking bad must be a powerlifter... "Tight, tight tight tight!!"

    • @dblinkzz
      @dblinkzz 4 года назад +8

      you beat me to it

    • @Jay-we2ek
      @Jay-we2ek 4 года назад +8

      @@dblinkzz
      Left your timing too tight.

    • @josiahcriswell5585
      @josiahcriswell5585 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, I heard Tuco trained at Westside

    • @SapiensHomo-k7r
      @SapiensHomo-k7r 4 года назад +6

      Meth is hell of a preworkout

  • @ptarleton
    @ptarleton 4 года назад +101

    Golden.
    I've also heard "if you're not in pain when you're setting up, your set-up isn't tight enough."

    • @its_james_fitness
      @its_james_fitness 4 года назад

      I think Jason Blaha said that

    • @juliawilliams1355
      @juliawilliams1355 4 года назад +16

      I mean I've heard if you're not uncomfortable setting up for bench you're not doing it right. That's a pretty common statement. Nothing about pain though.

    • @heavygrappler
      @heavygrappler 4 года назад +1

      Penn Tarleton Dave Tate said that

    • @johnhall87
      @johnhall87 4 года назад +2

      It's TRUE though. Although I would use the word discomfort rather than pain.

  • @noahmccollum-gahley4633
    @noahmccollum-gahley4633 4 года назад +36

    "I just don't breathe anymore because my chest is too tight."

  • @justincollins2804
    @justincollins2804 4 года назад +87

    Ryan George: So, you have a pitch for me?
    Alan Thrall: Powerlifters are tight.

    • @Roper122
      @Roper122 4 года назад +6

      Deep RUclips cuts there.

    • @Raemnant
      @Raemnant 4 года назад +7

      Wow wow wow

    • @deathhockey19
      @deathhockey19 4 года назад +10

      Wow you made a pitch meeting Reference and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @ivandelac764
      @ivandelac764 4 года назад +3

      Can you imagine ryan making fun of lifting community in pitch meeting style? Now,that would be tight!

    • @SethBeck
      @SethBeck 4 года назад +2

      You need to get all the way off my tight back, sir.

  • @jonathanstroupe2706
    @jonathanstroupe2706 4 года назад +645

    I've never been this early before. Can't think of a good comment, though; my wrists are too tight.

    • @NaturalHypertrophy
      @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +11

      tight comment

    • @samwise1790
      @samwise1790 4 года назад +13

      Can't form a thought my brain is just too tight

    • @jonathanstroupe2706
      @jonathanstroupe2706 4 года назад +2

      @@NaturalHypertrophy we're a tighter community because of this video.

    • @Peved
      @Peved 4 года назад +3

      @@NaturalHypertrophy Tight comments are tight.

    • @redshift1976
      @redshift1976 4 года назад +2

      Premature tightness?

  • @Jay-we2ek
    @Jay-we2ek 4 года назад +37

    0:54 glasses guy broke character 😂

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 4 года назад +3

      You mean he lost tightness

  • @michaelarchambeau8905
    @michaelarchambeau8905 10 месяцев назад +1

    I watch this video once every 6 months, you rock dude 😂

  • @anastasiaaethelflaed1217
    @anastasiaaethelflaed1217 4 года назад +12

    when you spend all your XP on tightness in your powerlifting RPG

  • @stephenstathis4
    @stephenstathis4 4 года назад +2

    Lmao truth bro. I do restorative yoga now because I was so tight, but not tight enough in my Lifts...

  • @facepaintbyabigail3704
    @facepaintbyabigail3704 4 года назад +6

    Just stared powerlifting 3 weeks ago this made me laugh out loud at 4am! Thanks Alan!

  • @kevinchalu9547
    @kevinchalu9547 4 года назад +145

    Sound like you yell “DIE, DIE, DIE” which is pretty much powerlifting

    • @dandypants1983
      @dandypants1983 4 года назад +2

      Likes are at 69. Please accept this comment in lieu of a like.
      If you like this comment and make it break 69, just know that your deadlift setup will never be tight.

    • @KaokashinPlays
      @KaokashinPlays 4 года назад

      @@dandypants1983 I want my deadlift set up to be tight

    • @riissanen93
      @riissanen93 4 года назад +2

      Was going to post this but I was way too slow. Have you ever taken one word and just repeated it so many times that it starts to sound weard or something completely different?

  • @andrewt248
    @andrewt248 4 года назад +9

    I guess Tuco from Breaking Bad was a powerlifter: "Tight TIGHT!!!"

  • @sam-to1mw
    @sam-to1mw 4 года назад +44

    My hip flexors are tight just from sitting down and watching this video

  • @hodlthemayo
    @hodlthemayo 4 года назад +319

    My ex: Why are you breaking up with me?
    Me: 0:54

  • @1starb_823
    @1starb_823 4 года назад

    the last combo overlapping each other was epic!!

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +145

    *So what do you want to get for takeout tonight?*
    Me: 0:59

  • @npxmnpxm
    @npxmnpxm Год назад +1

    This is definitely on your Mt. Rushmore of videos. Bravo.

  • @BrianPvanOers
    @BrianPvanOers 4 года назад +18

    "I cannot squat to depth because my abs are tight and my sphincter is not"

    • @flapflapflap88
      @flapflapflap88 4 года назад +1

      Squatting to depth is easy, its difficult to get back up when you slip a fart and the whole gym is laughing !!

    • @flyingardilla143
      @flyingardilla143 4 года назад

      @@flapflapflap88 Yeah, why did the music suddenly get quiet just then?

  • @BFCnational
    @BFCnational 4 года назад +1

    Lol. I think this video came at the right time for me. Knowing that (a lot of the time) it's better to just stop thinking and train is actually pretty reassuring

  • @jaafaralawieh
    @jaafaralawieh 4 года назад +7

    Easy explanation: the wrong bodyparts are tight at the wrong times

  • @TH3Buzz
    @TH3Buzz 3 года назад +1

    I'm a powerlifter and this was the truest most funny thing I've seen in awhile. I watched it to get pumped up for a training session. 😂😂

  • @oniflrog4487
    @oniflrog4487 4 года назад +67

    List of jobs at which Alan would have been successful too: 1) Chef 2) Beard connoisseur and consultant 3) video editor 4) Comedian; and counting...

    • @aap6210
      @aap6210 4 года назад +9

      And ACTOR

  • @kakkakontent
    @kakkakontent 4 года назад +1

    This video made me smile. Thank you.

  • @BasementBrandon
    @BasementBrandon 4 года назад +559

    100

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 4 года назад +7

      Changed your name since I last clicked on your channel lol

    • @BasementBrandon
      @BasementBrandon 4 года назад +3

      @@MajesticSkywhale Just did it today lol.

    • @kindafatkindastrong5683
      @kindafatkindastrong5683 4 года назад

      @@BasementBrandon ah yes the man with the flatest bench press

    • @frenchbaguette5967
      @frenchbaguette5967 4 года назад +1

      @Basement Brandon I prefer basement brandon! Basement gang rise

    • @chaosdweller
      @chaosdweller 4 года назад +1

      @@frenchbaguette5967 wait ....is that the same thing as the floor gang?

  • @rovsd1
    @rovsd1 4 года назад

    That's a relief! Thought maybe I was just getting old.😜

  • @MaRtiDom21
    @MaRtiDom21 4 года назад +3

    "Guilty of Being Tight"
    -Municipal Waste

  • @gabriel.hongkong
    @gabriel.hongkong 4 года назад +1

    I feel Alan Thrall and Jujimufu has transcended the category of powerlifter RUclipsr. Half the time I'm watching the videos just for pure entertainment.

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy 4 года назад +83

    1:08 I remember my first time too
    Squatting I mean

    • @purple2739
      @purple2739 4 года назад +6

      You should have 1 milli0on subs with how often I see your comment on videos.

    • @NoirDesir8
      @NoirDesir8 4 года назад +1

      not fun

  • @tiffanielindsey3465
    @tiffanielindsey3465 4 года назад

    Thank you. I needed this today. 🤣🤣
    I tried to not laugh because my diaphragm is tight but i had to laugh and could not keep it tight enough.

  • @henryadhitama
    @henryadhitama 4 года назад +31

    0:53 Tuco Salamanca when he sniff heisenberg meth

  • @Muncit
    @Muncit 4 года назад

    Took a shot everytime Alan says tight and almost died.

  • @davidec.4021
    @davidec.4021 4 года назад +4

    I feel attacked

  • @kakeruleonhart7124
    @kakeruleonhart7124 4 года назад +2

    90% of the guys in the gym I visit...only thing left is to have a beer belly 🤣

  • @punitjatawat3921
    @punitjatawat3921 4 года назад +55

    😂😂😂😂 this man explained Schroedinger's cat very well

    • @clintsiefers7074
      @clintsiefers7074 4 года назад +7

      Schroedingers powerlifter

    • @someoneprice2371
      @someoneprice2371 4 года назад

    • @BlueTS777
      @BlueTS777 4 года назад

      @@someoneprice2371 because you have to be tight and not tight at the same time like how shrödingers cat is dead and alive at the same time

  • @deedeesfunnyfarm479
    @deedeesfunnyfarm479 4 года назад

    This video is just too tight! Love you man keep pushing videos!

  • @abelbraulioritenour2300
    @abelbraulioritenour2300 4 года назад +9

    I LOVE THESE SKETCHES PLEASE DO MORE

  • @sipoVvids
    @sipoVvids 4 года назад

    LOLLL you just cured my daily depression

  • @ShAbdulRazzakJunaid
    @ShAbdulRazzakJunaid 4 года назад +3

    my girl should start powerlifting then it seems

  • @Schneebly743
    @Schneebly743 4 года назад +2

    Its like he's been watching me my whole life....

  • @Jay-we2ek
    @Jay-we2ek 4 года назад +99

    This is literally every Eddie Hall video.. Starts off with excuses why he can't bench as much as normal 🤔🙄

    • @its_james_fitness
      @its_james_fitness 4 года назад +73

      "hi guys, feeling dehydrated today, been doing quite a lot of travelling recently. Haven't had much to eat yet, I purchased this muscle massager to help my tight pecs"
      Man's gives us a homeostasis analysis before first warm up set

    • @ezra4566
      @ezra4566 4 года назад +6

      His bench is insanely high so I think he's good

    • @Jay-we2ek
      @Jay-we2ek 4 года назад +19

      @@ezra4566
      I didn't say it wasn't. But he moans in all of his videos why he can't do what he literally set out to do in that exact video. Never said anything about his strength.

    • @ThePitPony
      @ThePitPony 4 года назад +33

      @@Jay-we2ek He says this because he knows little dip-shits like you will scrutinise every last minute detail of why he can't deadlift 500kg each deadlift session.
      Forgive the outburst, I'm old and I'm all tight.

    • @NeuronActivation
      @NeuronActivation 4 года назад +2

      Imagine how much he could lift if he were hydrated.

  • @shaungregory1827
    @shaungregory1827 4 года назад

    Best video I've seen all week - maybe all year.

  • @ThePaull3d
    @ThePaull3d 4 года назад +29

    gotta confuse the tightness of the muscle, right babe?

  • @lukepascal6023
    @lukepascal6023 4 года назад

    This is the kind of fitness-related content i've been looking for!

  • @anthonyy4345
    @anthonyy4345 4 года назад +34

    Me: how tight are you?
    Powerlifters: Yes.

  • @ukaszkos8233
    @ukaszkos8233 4 года назад +1

    "You lost tightness in THE HOLE."
    LMAO :D

  • @OwnD1
    @OwnD1 4 года назад +13

    More skits Alan. Good stuff

  • @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
    @Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 4 года назад +1

    Tight Tight Tight! Yeaahhh! - Tuco Salamanca

  • @andrijakrsmanovic1519
    @andrijakrsmanovic1519 4 года назад +9

    I'm literally dying here 😂

  • @romansilva00
    @romansilva00 4 года назад

    DRINKING GAME EVERYBODY!!!!
    Every time Alan says *thigh* drink a shot

  • @Ahitzalex
    @Ahitzalex 4 года назад +8

    "Tight, tight, tight! Oh... blue, yellow, pink! Whatever, man, just keep bringing me that!"

  • @nick.passerini
    @nick.passerini 4 года назад

    You genuinely made me laugh out loud. Kudos.

  • @garrettjones8947
    @garrettjones8947 4 года назад +12

    The 2 dislikes are from powelifters

  • @Aaron_S
    @Aaron_S 4 года назад

    Great! I can’t train now because my back tightened up from laughing at this video. THANKS! 😣

  • @owenpatterson9355
    @owenpatterson9355 4 года назад +6

    This is way too accurate lol

  • @davidjolesz953
    @davidjolesz953 4 года назад

    Ryan from a screen rants pitch meeting:
    Mixed messages from powerlifters are TIGHT!

  • @karimtharwat6662
    @karimtharwat6662 4 года назад +3

    This is a nice video. You could almost say it's... pretty tight.

  • @CodyRobertEly
    @CodyRobertEly 4 года назад

    Half expected to see a jump cut to alan on the floor between this guys legs yelling “TIGHT”!

  • @JaimeWyant
    @JaimeWyant 4 года назад +4

    This video was tight.

  • @ofr666
    @ofr666 4 года назад

    KEEP IT TIGHT!!!! 😤

  • @Emp6ft10in
    @Emp6ft10in 4 года назад +3

    We are in pain because we lift heavy all the time, year after year. It's pretty simple. It adds up even if you do everything correctly.

    • @swiftla
      @swiftla 4 года назад +1

      And if the RPE is too high consistently 🤣

    • @Emp6ft10in
      @Emp6ft10in 4 года назад +1

      @@swiftla - Yup. It's hard to take those two steps back to go one step forward. The urge to keep pushing it is part of most power lifters (or any athletes) mind sets.

    • @swiftla
      @swiftla 4 года назад

      @@Emp6ft10in training at lower RPE isn't a step back in my mind, because the E1RM fluctuates anyway. As long as it goes up over time, that's the sign of decent programming and the mind set to just turn up and do the work as u say

    • @Emp6ft10in
      @Emp6ft10in 4 года назад +1

      @@swiftla - I know all this. Been training for nearly 30 years now. Still hard sometimes not want to just give it all you have is what I am saying. I am also so strong now that even training at 60% 1RM is still a lot of weight, that takes it's toll.

    • @swiftla
      @swiftla 4 года назад

      nice work! youve been training way longer than me, I hope i can stay motivated and work hard for that long!

  • @thomasc2409
    @thomasc2409 4 года назад +1

    "tight tight tight tight!!!" sounding like my drill instructor did :'(

  • @heavyrain5949
    @heavyrain5949 4 года назад +8

    1:07 Was that ketchup on his nose lol

    • @Jay-we2ek
      @Jay-we2ek 4 года назад +2

      Probably squeezed the bottle too tight.

  • @pjano11
    @pjano11 4 года назад

    This is the first gym video where I burst out laughing by the end

  • @domrick783
    @domrick783 4 года назад +4

    All I learned is that powerlifting revolves around how tight you are

  • @pjm_219
    @pjm_219 4 года назад

    Preach it, Alan!!

  • @MarcoMarraSamoanLikeYou
    @MarcoMarraSamoanLikeYou 4 года назад +5

    "Thai! Thai! Thai! Thai!"
    Powerlifters
    Always hungry

  • @dartfrog6439
    @dartfrog6439 4 года назад

    Lol, 25 sec in I knew the punchline! Good one!

  • @paulfitzgerald762
    @paulfitzgerald762 4 года назад +5

    That’s what she said

  • @SwanTeeth
    @SwanTeeth 4 года назад

    Fucking love the death poster in the background. This dude knows what's up.

  • @OwnD1
    @OwnD1 4 года назад +3

    I forgot what tight meant after watching this

    • @chanseypantsable
      @chanseypantsable 4 года назад

      I hate when that happens. You hear a word too many times in a row and it loses meaning temporarily.

  • @Lars16
    @Lars16 4 года назад

    Someone should make one of those edits where they queue every clip and time it perfectly so Alan says "tight" at the exact same time.

  • @FunkiMonki69
    @FunkiMonki69 4 года назад +5

    Trying to achieve that allusive amount of muscle tightness where you're strong with full rom 😞

  • @qwill2019
    @qwill2019 4 года назад

    Bro, all of this was so good. Hahahaha

  • @coolassassin9594
    @coolassassin9594 4 года назад +3

    powerlifting princess: a person who lifts heavy ass weight but only if they have their wrist wraps, belts, knee wraps, knee sleeves, ammonia, chalk, wrist straps, 12 hours of sleep, a perfect 12 week program preceding that lift with a 2 week taper off period concurrently among other things.

  • @Gymconjugate
    @Gymconjugate Год назад

    As a powerlifter I watch this daily ,.and it still rings true

  • @dic4
    @dic4 4 года назад +14

    I wish my wife was a power lifter, then she would still be tight. LOL.

    • @Uolverino7036
      @Uolverino7036 4 года назад +3

      Ouch

    • @folk_sound
      @folk_sound 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @sf64000
      @sf64000 4 года назад +1

      Kegels

    • @dic4
      @dic4 4 года назад +2

      sf64000 she tried. They were too tight.

  • @Brian_McWilliams
    @Brian_McWilliams 4 года назад +1

    😂😂 I feel personally attacked lol. We just want tight on command, not tight all the time! Love the vid and channel though 💪🏻!

  • @balkamp8888
    @balkamp8888 4 года назад +3

    Would rather be tight than loose 😉

  • @bbqseitan7106
    @bbqseitan7106 4 года назад

    Powerlifters as a Pokémon
    Tightanaught
    “Tight ti ti TIGHT!!”

  • @BalteeezFitness
    @BalteeezFitness 4 года назад +1

    Tuco Salamanca:" TIGHT, TIGHT, TIGHT" :D

  • @SmallBrickWall
    @SmallBrickWall 4 года назад

    Nice Leprosy Poster. Great Album.

  • @rpmTweeK
    @rpmTweeK 4 года назад

    Creating a crossover between two channels of different genres is tight !

  • @sbudellatoredivecchi
    @sbudellatoredivecchi 4 года назад

    This channel editing and recording skills are very undervalued. Made me smile good job XD

  • @geneticcolossus4567
    @geneticcolossus4567 4 года назад

    This was too hilarious! I have some co-workers who speak like this and it's funny as hell!

  • @belikeron
    @belikeron 3 года назад

    This has been me the last six weeks and my wife plays this for me daily. Smh.

  • @jk0r
    @jk0r 4 года назад

    PLEASE release all the bloopers from that "TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT" part during the squat

  • @bIgJmAc6066
    @bIgJmAc6066 4 года назад

    Getting ready for my first power lift competition on Saturday.... this is makin me super tight😤😤

  • @venwin25
    @venwin25 4 года назад

    That's some serious Rippetoe energy.

  • @TheAyatollahofNofappollah
    @TheAyatollahofNofappollah 3 года назад

    Alan is effing hilarious.