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  • Опубликовано: 1 авг 2014
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  • @badboi0717
    @badboi0717 10 лет назад +6104

    Dunkey's mom got it going on

    • @TeaLobster
      @TeaLobster 10 лет назад +388

      Dunkey can't you SEE you're just not the girl for me?!

    • @TheNewAgeGamer97
      @TheNewAgeGamer97 10 лет назад +96

      Wow, what a great comment, I wish that I had typed that two days ago.

    • @TeaLobster
      @TeaLobster 10 лет назад +43

      TheNewAgeGamer97 Have a cookie.

    • @badboi0717
      @badboi0717 10 лет назад +21

      TheNewAgeGamer97 If it makes you feel any better I didnt rad your comment 2 days ago

    • @0RockaRolla0
      @0RockaRolla0 10 лет назад +13

      TheNewAgeGamer97
      You mad cause you missing out on the attention brah?
      I thought the same thing when I saw it, but I knew there would be others.

  • @audo6848
    @audo6848 4 года назад +322

    dunkey's really lost it, he stopped aiming for their hands smh

    • @jeremyrafuse5330
      @jeremyrafuse5330 2 года назад +5

      You could say that he started aiming at their hands given this video is 7 years old..

    • @endaburns2121
      @endaburns2121 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@jeremyrafuse5330 its actually 9 years old. how could you make that mistake? it says right under the video.

    • @jeremyrafuse5330
      @jeremyrafuse5330 6 месяцев назад

      @@endaburns2121 my comment was from two years ago. Do the math, idiot

    • @ProbNotCross
      @ProbNotCross 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@endaburns2121 the comment you replied to was made 2 years ago, how can you miss it? It's right next to his name!

    • @endaburns2121
      @endaburns2121 5 месяцев назад

      @@ProbNotCross that doesn't change the fact that the video is from 9 years ago.

  • @CBourn48223
    @CBourn48223 4 года назад +723

    And to think, back you made this, i bet you never imagined that just six years later you would get to play as your favorite half life 2 character.
    Now you can do all the talking and noone can skip.

    • @Sams-li8tj
      @Sams-li8tj 4 года назад +5

      poor attempt at humor.

    • @gwen_gets_got
      @gwen_gets_got 4 года назад +6

      Guilherme Santos - no you’re just a poor attempt at humor.

    • @gwen_gets_got
      @gwen_gets_got 4 года назад +12

      Guilherme Santos - you ruined the chain. How fucking dare you.

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 4 года назад +12

      @Leif
      That's why Guilherme ruined it, by breaking the chain at only 2!

    • @twistedfox9445
      @twistedfox9445 4 года назад

      @@kjj26k its clearly 3 learn to co- ooohh

  • @TheMasterOfDooM
    @TheMasterOfDooM 10 лет назад +2638

    Half Life 2 exists.

    • @czmik
      @czmik 10 лет назад +31

      Omfg really i didnt know and btw did you know that dota 2 exists but shhh its a secret

    • @joshday2043
      @joshday2043 6 лет назад +5

      funny to see you here

    • @Krone0k
      @Krone0k 6 лет назад +4

      About Half Life 3
      I swear

    • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
      @mcbadrobotvoice8155 6 лет назад

      TheMasterOfDooM I don't believe you

    • @toadboydude5015
      @toadboydude5015 6 лет назад +1

      *DOOOOOOOOM*

  • @Ygerna
    @Ygerna 10 лет назад +6245

    Why is it called "Half life 2" instead of "Full life"?

    • @starcraftfan1000
      @starcraftfan1000 10 лет назад +283

      4/20

    • @96omarr
      @96omarr 10 лет назад +24

      Darude Sandstorm

    • @sttate
      @sttate 10 лет назад +62

      Well, then it would be quarter life... or three-quarter life.
      Lern 2 phyzics nub.

    • @DARKSHATOW
      @DARKSHATOW 10 лет назад +19

      gnihton Chemistry.

    • @GhilleMusicks
      @GhilleMusicks 10 лет назад +33

      there's consequences to full life, if you catch my drift.

  • @IronPineapple
    @IronPineapple 10 лет назад +1126

    sweet fuck, there are a lot of Half Life 3 jokes

  • @Nateson
    @Nateson 10 лет назад +3721

    720 Comments, the video is 109 seconds long. videogamedunkey is 15 letters long.
    720 + 109 +15 = 3
    Half Life 3 Confirmed.

    • @landonjones7765
      @landonjones7765 6 лет назад +26

      Nateson holy shit it's nateson

    • @icaruskid2003
      @icaruskid2003 6 лет назад +21

      ^ I believe you mean great.

    • @LAM_G80085
      @LAM_G80085 6 лет назад +9

      ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

    • @nasgun
      @nasgun 6 лет назад +8

      Nateson do you mean 844?

    • @ivy.jbeatbox
      @ivy.jbeatbox 6 лет назад +41

      This comment was posted three years ago
      Half-life 3 confirmed

  • @ZionSype
    @ZionSype 10 лет назад +3898

    I like my steak like I like the jokes in my comment section
    Overdone

    • @ZionSype
      @ZionSype 10 лет назад +45

      FrontYardWrestling99 No, they didn't read the description and thought they were funny. Dunkey was just predicting the comment section to be full of the overused joke.

    • @TheSeanmb
      @TheSeanmb 10 лет назад +33

      "Dad, what do we do if someone wants their steak welldone?" "We ask them firmly, but politely, to leave."

    • @ZionSype
      @ZionSype 10 лет назад +20

      FrontYardWrestling99
      knowyourmeme.com/memes/half-life-3-confirmed
      Read up you fucking dipshit. People have been saying this for over 6 fucking years.

    • @Blossora
      @Blossora 10 лет назад +7

      Thogdore Gillard exactly. frontyardwrestling99 is attributing something to dunkey that does not exist in the first place.

    • @ThisisSigma200
      @ThisisSigma200 10 лет назад

      FrontYardWrestling99 Trying to calm down this shit pls.

  • @juantoledo5507
    @juantoledo5507 4 года назад +398

    Can't wait to see you playing the new vr half-life

    • @gumball1216
      @gumball1216 3 года назад +1

      211 likes and no replies...

    • @juantoledo5507
      @juantoledo5507 3 года назад +1

      @@gumball1216 this is so sad. Alexa, play despacito

    • @furb7695
      @furb7695 3 года назад +1

      Well he has now :))

    • @waltuhgaming6523
      @waltuhgaming6523 3 года назад +1

      He wasn't a big fan of it sadly.

    • @robreich6881
      @robreich6881 2 года назад

      He just complained for 10 minutes. I don’t get why this guy gets so many views.

  • @XadePsyconic
    @XadePsyconic 10 лет назад +447

    HL2 - one of my favorite shooter games. The atmosphere, stage design, characters, music, lore behind the Combine, revolutionary physics engine and graphics for its time, lack of cinematic pre-rendered cutscenes, etc. I think it still stands up on its own to this day, even without mods.
    Uhhhh, I mean 4/10, HL3 comefirned.

    • @nympheimafix4386
      @nympheimafix4386 4 года назад +5

      Yeah but level design and AI is dogshit.

    • @lukehahn4784
      @lukehahn4784 4 года назад +42

      Nympheima Fix The level design isn’t really bullshit, there are arenas to battle the combine that allow you to attack them head on or flank, also the combine AI isn’t as stupid as people think.

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 года назад +6

      Imma be real with you, I think it’s just an okay game. The pacing and physics are perfect, some of the areas are great, and half of the weapon selection is fantastic (the smg, shotgun, crossbow, and gravity gun are all super fun to use and excel is specific situations), but the enemy variety is super boring, the level design is super linear and non replayable, the other half of the weapon selection is useless (the crowbar, usp, and revolver are never useful unless you run out of ammo in the other guns. Hl1 has a much better weapon selection), and most of the characters are boring and forgettable. The game is still really good but I don’t think it holds up as well as a lot of other shooters and I honestly think the first game is better.

    • @Anvarynn
      @Anvarynn 3 года назад +22

      @@glctcthnkr8059 [Sweats in Exclusive Revolver Usage]

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 года назад +1

      Anvarynn well it’s not like it’s really going to matter since you most likely don’t have any ammo rn

  • @cachotognax3600
    @cachotognax3600 7 лет назад +1530

    half life 2 got 3 as score?
    HL3 conforirmed!!

    • @chommp
      @chommp 5 лет назад +6

      Roberto De Gasperi that’s literally the description of the video

    • @bluesquid7900
      @bluesquid7900 4 года назад

      *Reads the like counter* oh there is 9- wait 9?????????

    • @facebookman5604
      @facebookman5604 3 года назад

      Wow

  • @e-dogtherealdog3888
    @e-dogtherealdog3888 5 лет назад +2656

    how to start a fight with the internet itself
    1: Make a review of half life
    2: Make it only 1:49 mins long
    3: At the start, compare the game to milk
    How the fuck did this get 2.4k likes holy shit 😂😂😂

    • @Scruffii
      @Scruffii 4 года назад +73

      4. Rate Half Life a 3 out of 5

    • @andrewwexler4779
      @andrewwexler4779 4 года назад +2

      How is there 2000 like but only 1 reply

    • @augmentedlivesmatter3301
      @augmentedlivesmatter3301 4 года назад +1

      @@andrewwexler4779 its a dunkspiracy

    • @harishnano1
      @harishnano1 4 года назад +3

      I love dunkey and half life

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 4 года назад +2

      @@andrewwexler4779 how is there 2.1k likes and still only 1 reply

  • @PeterGriffin-rp9iq
    @PeterGriffin-rp9iq 10 лет назад +1167

    There's been half life 1, and half life 2. 1 + 2 = 3, that means the next half life will be half life 3. Checkmate athiests.

    • @thestanley2692
      @thestanley2692 5 лет назад +5

      @MisterPinhead YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY

    • @bradenpettigrew9140
      @bradenpettigrew9140 5 лет назад +1

      Mister pinhead dont forget half life decay for ps2

    • @cfdeers
      @cfdeers 4 года назад +7

      @@bradenpettigrew9140 Don't forget the arcade version of HL2 for Japan

    • @Devil-ni9lp
      @Devil-ni9lp 4 года назад +10

      After Half Life 3, we will get 1+2+3 = Half Life 6

    • @NoName-uf6rf
      @NoName-uf6rf 4 года назад +41

      I hate to say it... but you’re wrong

  • @rurig3608
    @rurig3608 4 года назад +257

    Why did he show a random white family at the start? Dunkey is African American.

    • @Smile-wd6rz
      @Smile-wd6rz 4 года назад +3

      Isn't he spanish?

    • @lasagnemandripstoohard9831
      @lasagnemandripstoohard9831 3 года назад +3

      No he is not ! are dumb?

    • @antiqueland
      @antiqueland 3 года назад +8

      if you watch his viseos, you'll notice he is actually of portugese descent.

    • @kiwirain1235
      @kiwirain1235 3 года назад +1

      Puerto rican descent

    • @NovaRanger007
      @NovaRanger007 3 года назад

      @@lasagnemandripstoohard9831 Somebody's gonna get whooshed 😂

  • @Ohnonoki
    @Ohnonoki 10 лет назад +568

    I can't even read. Confirmed.

    • @senpizza
      @senpizza 10 лет назад +1

      First the video of Lily. And now you are here. WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WHERE I AM

    • @Ohnonoki
      @Ohnonoki 10 лет назад +16

      guiller719 Because, guiller719, we are you, and we are me.

    • @CateranOverlord
      @CateranOverlord 10 лет назад +9

      This is about to go to weird places. Better start drinking, it'll make it better.

    • @senpizza
      @senpizza 10 лет назад +18

      Nigga im not high enough to understand that.

    • @CateranOverlord
      @CateranOverlord 10 лет назад +4

      Neither am I. That's what makes it great.

  • @kiyavas1879
    @kiyavas1879 5 лет назад +208

    I thought he was gonna go up to 5/5

    • @camelofsiberia962
      @camelofsiberia962 4 года назад +12

      Yeah I think it should be at least 4

    • @kiyavas1879
      @kiyavas1879 4 года назад +3

      @@camelofsiberia962 never have I ever seen such contrast in a user name

    • @camelofsiberia962
      @camelofsiberia962 4 года назад +9

      @@kiyavas1879 its the internet bro you have to be wacky to get attention 👍

    • @kiyavas1879
      @kiyavas1879 4 года назад +4

      @@camelofsiberia962 true dat

    • @torque8047
      @torque8047 3 года назад +7

      Let's be honest, dunkey give this game a low score so valve can make that new Dota card game we've been waiting for

  • @DjViceroy
    @DjViceroy 10 лет назад +957

    Dunkie your mom is beautiful.

    • @MegaSovietRussian
      @MegaSovietRussian 10 лет назад +78

      Looks like Skyler White from Breaking Bad

    • @SAWNERDDDSE
      @SAWNERDDDSE 10 лет назад +8

      ***** you're

    • @DreadAces
      @DreadAces 10 лет назад +8

      ***** The definition of irony and fail. And don't try to edit your mistake you fuckwit.

    • @CoDisafishy
      @CoDisafishy 10 лет назад +3

      umar shahid At least he didn't say a milf

    • @darthplexemus3098
      @darthplexemus3098 10 лет назад +28

      Dunkie is bootiful.

  • @Mattquaza
    @Mattquaza 10 лет назад +364

    Dunkey gave the game a 3/5.
    5-3 = 2
    LEAGUE OF LEGENDS 2 CONFIRMED

  • @Meanderthal17
    @Meanderthal17 10 лет назад +64

    I really liked half life two, I just liked the explorative feel of the game. The feeling of really being in another world

  • @CoolQuokka
    @CoolQuokka 10 лет назад +76

    Real talk dunkster, ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵐ ᶦˢ ᵏᶦᶰᵈᵃ ʰᵒᵗ⋅

  • @VulgarBoatLoadsofMenatSea
    @VulgarBoatLoadsofMenatSea 10 лет назад +30

    Dunkey uploaded this 3 days ago. Half Life 3 confirmed.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 5 лет назад +56

    Aren't you reviewing this a bit soon? After all, Half Life 2: Episode 3, the finale, isn't out yet. I think you should hold off until then.

    • @seamuskys
      @seamuskys 3 года назад

      It’s been like 16 years since the last Half-Life 2 thing came out. I think we’re past Episode 3.

  • @dinkwaffer7974
    @dinkwaffer7974 10 лет назад +179

    Half Life 2 is still my favorite FPS of all time, it has a great story line and fun gameplay. I would for sure rate it a 9.5/10. (I take off 0.5 because the AI can be dumb sometimes.)

    • @crimsonlanceman7882
      @crimsonlanceman7882 2 года назад +24

      Combine soldiers have one of the most advanced AIs in fps and the only reason why they don't regurarly serve ur ass is because their stats are weak to make the game fun.

    • @Masterdesstruct
      @Masterdesstruct 2 года назад +4

      @@crimsonlanceman7882 true

    • @rogerphone481
      @rogerphone481 2 года назад +13

      @@crimsonlanceman7882 yeah they are incredibly advanced. They speak through their actual voicelines. Everything they say is communicating to the others in real time.

    • @mokeyjoe8357
      @mokeyjoe8357 2 года назад +1

      @@rogerphone481 I love how they try to flank you and get you out of cover by throwing grenades. but it's kind of hard for them to do any of that whenever they're getting shot to hell.

    • @gordonnumbertwo1922
      @gordonnumbertwo1922 2 года назад +1

      @@crimsonlanceman7882 damn true

  • @OGSunZoo
    @OGSunZoo 4 года назад +163

    "Mom can I has $700 computer for school?"
    "For school?"
    "yesssssss"
    *Actually plays Half Life 2 like a boss*

  • @manchild7675
    @manchild7675 3 года назад +19

    I guess you could say, it’s one hell of a game.

  • @ddao411
    @ddao411 10 лет назад +100

    What if half life 3 came out?!? Would we still make half life 3 confirmed jokes?

    • @lolpl0000
      @lolpl0000 10 лет назад +11

      yes.

    • @Victor_Chav
      @Victor_Chav 10 лет назад +71

      Counter strike 2 confirmed

    • @zelosjr
      @zelosjr 10 лет назад +5

      lolpl0000 Yeah, just like how everyone is still referencing Duke Nukem Forever. Oh wait.

    • @svouros1999
      @svouros1999 9 лет назад +19

      Half life 4 confirmed

    • @StLazlow
      @StLazlow 8 лет назад +2

      +sops even tho I'm over a year late. Your comment gave me a laugh.

  • @EdGarbarino
    @EdGarbarino 8 лет назад +353

    "But for real, back when I was a little bitch ass spoiled brat kid, I got my mom to buy me a seven hundred dollar computer so that I could do homework for school."
    10/10 I fucking love this line and the way Dunk says it. All hail King Dunk, baby.

  • @tamasburian2162
    @tamasburian2162 9 лет назад +146

    0:05 damn dunkey was a cute kid.
    What the hell went so wrong?

    • @Sshamuss
      @Sshamuss 5 лет назад +27

      Tomi Burian he has a loving wife so I don’t think anything went wrong

    • @joedinnie3079
      @joedinnie3079 5 лет назад +61

      Tomi Burian he transformed into a black women and then it sped up his ageing and now he’s 90 years old

    • @Crimson11777
      @Crimson11777 4 года назад

      @Aronjo only correct comment well Kool Kids is too but ya get what im saying

    • @SpaceSanctum
      @SpaceSanctum 3 года назад

      He turned black

  • @RunItsTheCat
    @RunItsTheCat 10 лет назад +98

    Everyone's been saying 420, which is 10 times the answer to the life and universe, 42. The average between 4 and 2 is 3.
    Half-Life 3 Confirmed.
    But Wait! Enemies in Half-Life are wearing gas masks! They are all working for...
    It was Singed the whole time...

    • @BetaDude40
      @BetaDude40 10 лет назад +1

      I need to go reconsider my life.
      Well, except you said nothing about the Illuminati.

    • @coldytm3222
      @coldytm3222 10 лет назад

      BetaDude40 Illuminati

    • @WilloAkak
      @WilloAkak 10 лет назад +2

      Triangles have 3 edges as well....

    • @AntarouDono
      @AntarouDono 10 лет назад

      Willo Akaka Triangles have three edges. That makes me think of Tri-Force. Tri-force is a three-piece item in the Zelda franchise. Half-Life 3 Confirmed. Gordon Freeman scrapped due to Nintendo cross-over. Link to replace.

    • @pinoybouy87
      @pinoybouy87 10 лет назад +2

      RunItsTheCat Also, if you subtract the letters in Singed's name with the median of 4 and 2 you get 3.
      Half Life 3 confirmed.

  • @isaacclarke8420
    @isaacclarke8420 6 лет назад +4

    Dunkey sorta looked like a mini Dwight Schrute when he was a kid. He even had the hair and everything

  • @kaseycombs6968
    @kaseycombs6968 4 года назад +35

    “The uplifting ending where Alyx is gunned down”
    Valve: Ooh, then you aren’t gonna like what’s coming next

  • @Weldedhodag
    @Weldedhodag 7 лет назад +8

    remember how in half life one you could skip the majority of the games 'cutscenes' but shooting the guy who was talking in the face, or just run by him entirely and never pay him any mind? that was great

  • @justin4232
    @justin4232 10 лет назад +58

    NO multiplayer, No multiplayer... uhhhh Zeroooo!

    • @DrClawsPHD
      @DrClawsPHD 10 лет назад +2

      This games controls range from floaty and inprecise to completely broken.

    • @thepowerfulpaet4937
      @thepowerfulpaet4937 10 лет назад

      Justin James Yeah I didn't get that statement at all...

    • @user-kv1hx5dx4l
      @user-kv1hx5dx4l 10 лет назад +3

      Don't even get me started on the shooting guys....... okay you got m started...... the shooting is awful.

    • @DrClawsPHD
      @DrClawsPHD 9 лет назад

      Tyler Clingings Is this from Orcarina of Time: Crazy Taxi!?

    • @justin4232
      @justin4232 9 лет назад

      peen

  • @kaaaashock
    @kaaaashock 10 лет назад +4

    Thanks for the early acess game review dunkr I'm looking forward to playing this the next installment of farm simulator when it is released

  • @p0ng_w33n
    @p0ng_w33n 10 лет назад +84

    i rate this game-
    HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
    ...outta 5

  • @ellenfrancis6961
    @ellenfrancis6961 6 лет назад +2

    i watch this video whenever i feel sad because of the beginning part never fails to make me smile even if it's just a little bit, thanks donsley

  • @deaDPool1020
    @deaDPool1020 10 лет назад +7

    "Then i fell through the floor into hell and then i said:Dang,that's one hell of a game"
    I JUST CAN'T STOP REWATCHING IT

  • @Scroolewse
    @Scroolewse 2 года назад +18

    Wow! This video has ZERO dislikes! Hlaf Life 2 must truly be a 3 out of 5 mediocre garbage pile, thanks Dunkey!

    • @terencehill1325
      @terencehill1325 2 года назад +1

      Don't even say that lmao

    • @coltforce_playz2291
      @coltforce_playz2291 2 года назад +1

      Mf talking shit to the greatest game of all time

    • @esssss8415
      @esssss8415 2 года назад +1

      @@terencehill1325 Say HALF LIFE 2 IS GARBAGE?

    • @boogaloo4481
      @boogaloo4481 6 месяцев назад

      3 is a good score, it's like 8/10

  • @RBtheMad
    @RBtheMad 4 года назад +45

    judging by how dunkey actually plays and reviews games i wouldn't be surprised if this was unironic

    • @icannibalizepeopleforfun
      @icannibalizepeopleforfun 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@hooimansen "good points"
      why game have story. why character talk. game bad

    • @budmb2
      @budmb2 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@icannibalizepeopleforfunbecause the characters constantly talking interrupts gameplay, 90% of the first act is standing in a room listening to people talk, making it a chore to replay

    • @icannibalizepeopleforfun
      @icannibalizepeopleforfun 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@budmb2 there's this epically awesome gamer feature they added called chapter select that lets u choose what chapter u want to start a new game from

    • @budmb2
      @budmb2 6 месяцев назад

      @@icannibalizepeopleforfun there are countless FPS campaigns that you can play from start to finish without needing chapters, a good example is HALO CE. That’s what I mean when I say Half Life 2’s campaign just has bad replayability.

    • @endaburns2121
      @endaburns2121 6 месяцев назад

      @@budmb2 "halo combat evolved's campaign is consistently good. there are no levels you may want to skip on a replay"

  • @Hippienolic2
    @Hippienolic2 4 года назад +6

    2019: not even fun to make Half Life 3 jokes anymore

  • @Xinthrax617
    @Xinthrax617 10 лет назад +7

    "Dinkuy sucks now, I'm going to switch over to Keyori"
    -Dunkey

    • @ThrowPunches
      @ThrowPunches 10 лет назад +1

      Keyori is actually doing a better job of copying dunkey than dunkey himself

  • @bars9112
    @bars9112 3 года назад +3

    3 hours talk of Alyx really hating that woman... When she stabbed i screamed with joy.

  • @Slizor27
    @Slizor27 10 лет назад

    Its nice to see you upload videos other than League, Dunk. Keep it up

  • @TexelGuy
    @TexelGuy 4 года назад +4

    Half life 2 was great, but I don't feel like I'd ever replay it the way other games WANT you to replay them, they have great replay value. It was a great one time experience.

  • @xXChaD
    @xXChaD 10 лет назад +47

    More like VideogameDANKey
    Like weed

    • @NothingKingKN
      @NothingKingKN 10 лет назад

      who is this dankey kang?

    • @spankclown
      @spankclown 10 лет назад

      weed

    • @NATHANgnm
      @NATHANgnm 10 лет назад +4

      SunANdMoon Praisers darude-sandstorm

    • @NothingKingKN
      @NothingKingKN 10 лет назад

      Gilberto Munoz off topic. not fun in this comment.

  • @cringemaestroo
    @cringemaestroo 10 лет назад +569

    Wait a minute... I had a steak and 2 eggs for breakfast...
    1+2=3
    Half Life 3 confirmed.

    • @ThruFreeP0N3
      @ThruFreeP0N3 10 лет назад +26

      Wait... 1 Minute + 2 Eggs = Half Life 3 Confirmed!

    • @PerkinsVR
      @PerkinsVR 10 лет назад +27

      ThruFreeP0N3
      1 minute + 1 steak + 2 eggs = 4
      PORTAL 3 CONFIRMED

    • @TheHardbrag
      @TheHardbrag 10 лет назад +13

      wait wait wait!!!.....half life 3 + 1 minute + 2 eggs + portal 3 + 1 steak = left 4 dead 6 confirmed!

    • @DatsRandom
      @DatsRandom 10 лет назад +5

      Wait... 1+1= 2
      Aliens confirmed.

    • @wicked3dge
      @wicked3dge 10 лет назад +28

      You all ruined that joke so hard it made me want to cry...

  • @fatsobee4437
    @fatsobee4437 2 года назад

    2022 and I am still waiting for Half-Life 3. If wait much longer it will turn into Full-Life

  • @willem6605
    @willem6605 2 года назад +1

    A moment of silence for the 1,800 people who didn't see through the sarcasm.

  • @MegaCnlSanders
    @MegaCnlSanders 8 лет назад +48

    i still think it holds up REALLY REALLY REALLY well as an adventure game, because of the level design, gravity gun, and cinematic pacing!

    • @hickok40k71
      @hickok40k71 5 лет назад +1

      ocarino of time is trash lol
      how do you find that game remotely fun?

    • @blueshit199
      @blueshit199 5 лет назад +1

      nah, there are games that hold up much better, half0life 2 didn't age very well imo because of the in-your face physics, linearity and constant exposition

    • @lukehahn4784
      @lukehahn4784 4 года назад +3

      BlueShit199 I think the physics are fun, like being able to chuck a saw blade at a zombie and watch him saw in half, and as for the game being linear it doesn’t bother me. Many games are linear and I don’t see the problem with linear games

  • @giannn7391
    @giannn7391 4 года назад +4

    Half-life VR coming tuesday

  • @beckbusch8201
    @beckbusch8201 3 года назад +4

    When people complain about the talking in a story game

    • @fungi265
      @fungi265 3 года назад +3

      A story game doesn't need to completely stop the player from doing anything for several minutes to tell a story. There's several story focused games that are able to have characters talk without stopping the game play and some that are even able to tell a story without any dialog at all. So when you say that 3 minutes of just standing around listening to characters talk is completely justified by the fact that the game has a story to tell your are completely wrong.

  • @nathanmcgennisken4480
    @nathanmcgennisken4480 10 лет назад +2

    MOAR VODZ WULD BE APRICIEATED.

  • @cocksmcdanieltv6270
    @cocksmcdanieltv6270 10 лет назад +11

    3/5
    5-3=2
    2+3=5
    5+3+2=shrek
    "Half life shrek confirmed"

  • @TwoBeFrank
    @TwoBeFrank 3 года назад +3

    “The game floored me. Then I fell through the floor into hell and I said ‘dang that’s one hell of a game’” if all gaming journalists wrote like this we’d take em seriously

  • @TheHypercube92
    @TheHypercube92 2 года назад

    I’ve been slacking on Dunkey videos and I still love him!

  • @aidanscorner847
    @aidanscorner847 5 лет назад +4

    Ravenholm is one of the greatest levels of all time

  • @ButtPins
    @ButtPins 10 лет назад +8

    dunkay luks badass wen he wuz a liddle boi

  • @sharoyveduchi
    @sharoyveduchi 11 месяцев назад +3

    Keep in mind Dunkey says "fps games age like milk" but still considers Uncharted and The Last of Us "good games". This is a way better game than those mere interactive movies.

  • @400hands
    @400hands 5 лет назад

    I’m watching this on a dunkview playlist and it skipped to Twisted Metal review and it was so smooth I thought it was the same video

  • @Nimbus3690
    @Nimbus3690 3 года назад +1

    Half life 2 had the most plausible feel of near-future sci-fi technology

  • @MegaGamenoob
    @MegaGamenoob 10 лет назад +72

    Is this IGN's review of the game?

    • @VoidNull9222
      @VoidNull9222 5 лет назад +6

      UnBakedStorm this game really makes you FEEL like Half-life

    • @AifakhYormum
      @AifakhYormum 4 года назад +1

      9/10 it has a little something for everyone

  • @VarunGupta3009
    @VarunGupta3009 6 лет назад +8

    This video is 4 years old.
    Half-Life 3 Confirmed.

  • @HIJEREMYRICHARDSON
    @HIJEREMYRICHARDSON 10 лет назад

    why do people unlike your videos man your the best youtuber out there

  • @ArrcuisTrolling
    @ArrcuisTrolling 10 лет назад

    Dunkey can't wait for the spin move video :D

  • @lukehahn4784
    @lukehahn4784 4 года назад +4

    When he says 3/5 he’s saying it’s a good game, if you watched his video game reviews video he says when he gives a game a 3/5 he’s saying it’s a good game.

    • @octodaddy877
      @octodaddy877 3 года назад +1

      That might be so, but people don't get that impression when he talks about how bad the game is for 80% of the video

    • @georgesracingcar7701
      @georgesracingcar7701 2 года назад

      well 6/10 = 3/5 and 6/10 is usually a mediocre - okay rating so when people hear 3/5 they might think “wait this game is way better than 6/10, what is this review”
      It’s probably just a consequence of rating out of 5 instead of out of 10.

  • @mr.fahrenheit3768
    @mr.fahrenheit3768 5 лет назад +6

    Next he should review Half Life 3

  • @hairyzucchini946
    @hairyzucchini946 10 лет назад +1

    Dunkster, you're right. Without Halo Llfe 2, we couldn't have created genius innovative combat systems as seen in Minecraft or Crazy Taxi

  • @EmissaryOfSmeagol
    @EmissaryOfSmeagol 3 года назад +1

    This is where the
    _That's one hell of a game_
    Meme came from

  • @benjotsumal6146
    @benjotsumal6146 4 года назад +3

    Alyx rises from the grave in 2020

  • @piotrek19881
    @piotrek19881 10 лет назад +6

    Awww lil' dukey so cute.

  • @StarfruitsurfridaHHH
    @StarfruitsurfridaHHH 7 лет назад +2

    Surely Dunkey doesn't feel this way in real life...does he?

  • @mintoo2cool
    @mintoo2cool 2 года назад +2

    I coaxed my parents to get me a PC under the guise of me trying to learn C programming. My poor parents didn't have a clue that you don't need a PC fitted with GeForce3 to run C programs.. but half-life-2 looked sexy as fuck on it ;) half-life-2, FEAR, Quake Wars, Unreal Tournament, Doom 3, Quake 4 .. Age of Empires 2, Age of Mythology, Warcraft 3, Starcraft.. man... fun times!

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 6 лет назад +13

    I was laughing crumpled on the ground for minutes when I heard
    “A combination of generic weapons, and *braindead AI* ”

    • @Meansoduck
      @Meansoduck 6 лет назад

      Neo2266 but the ai is braindead tho

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 6 лет назад +5

      SSBMBubbles
      It did feel smarter in HalfLife 1 honestly

    • @Meansoduck
      @Meansoduck 6 лет назад +1

      Neo2266 i wouldn’t say that considering the ai in HL1 would commonly fail simple routines but it’s close

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 6 лет назад +4

      SSBMBubbles
      Well I don’t ever the combine flushing me out of cover into a hall where 2 are already waiting, while all the others start following and flanking and basically shooting the shit out of me

    • @Smile-wd6rz
      @Smile-wd6rz 4 года назад +6

      @@Meansoduck The AI does some preety smart shit though, the only thing that breaks it are scripted sequences and because they have so little health.

  • @CronaWings
    @CronaWings 7 лет назад +30

    why is everybody saying dunkeys mom is hot lmfao

  • @Gator_nit
    @Gator_nit 4 года назад +2

    5 years later where is the the half life 3 review

  • @SweetLemonade90
    @SweetLemonade90 10 лет назад

    These reviews on older games are making me look back at games that I liked and realize that they weren't actually very good.

  • @kingmii7397
    @kingmii7397 7 лет назад +2

    That awkward moment when an engine from 2004 is better then something made in 2017

  • @snowtech18
    @snowtech18 3 года назад +3

    thats one hell of a game

  • @GigaBizzy
    @GigaBizzy 10 лет назад +1

    Holy Cow, that was an amazing comparison of FPS-Gameplay against milk.

  • @Sion4000
    @Sion4000 6 лет назад +1

    If you look closely you'll notice this was Dunkeys 333rd video since he started making flash animations in the 3rd grade. He also rated the game 3 out of five. 3 x 3 is 9. 9 to the power of the 3rd is 729. So Half life 3 will come out 729 days after this video aired on Aug 2nd 2014, which is July 31 2016. The game is already on Steam! We just have to find it.

  • @busterstar6716
    @busterstar6716 4 года назад +12

    When the new game is about your least favorite character

  • @SamtheMaestro
    @SamtheMaestro 10 лет назад +3

    For it's time it was an amazing game and when I first played it I loved it and still do. But I agree with some flaws about that game and you know what? Not every game is perfect. But what I believe is if you play Garry's mod or any valve game you should play hl1 and 2. That should be a rule.

  • @DrDRA1985
    @DrDRA1985 5 лет назад +2

    0:26 theory of cookies from Eddy Murphy's "The RAW")))))) all's new it's the good forgotten old))

  • @bennyshores8979
    @bennyshores8979 10 лет назад +1

    "Flushlight Simulator 2016: The Ascent out of Blimbiton's Hole" comfirmed

  • @Beltboy
    @Beltboy 4 года назад +8

    Forgot one more thing that would make it a 4 out of 5:
    It was made in 2004 and the textures and graphics were advanced for it's time.

  • @Goku-iw5lr
    @Goku-iw5lr 4 года назад +5

    *We have Alyx Now.* 😎

  • @Pok3TKn1Fe1
    @Pok3TKn1Fe1 10 лет назад +1

    Omg dunkey your so freaking hilarious man, got me crying over here. "Remember this move..." I hope im able to play league with you one day, but i doubt it. So yea keep up the funny work.

    • @awrogers
      @awrogers 6 месяцев назад

      Lobe league

  • @EpsilonA789
    @EpsilonA789 10 лет назад

    Congrats on 1 million subscribers Dunk~

  • @SirPizzaFace
    @SirPizzaFace 10 лет назад +4

    Life Half 3 confirmed.

  • @wtfbopolz
    @wtfbopolz 10 лет назад +38

    Your mom looks like Skyler White

  • @decentturtle9546
    @decentturtle9546 4 года назад +1

    Dunkey knows everything that needs to be said about hl2 has been said a thousand times over so he made this.

  • @Retrogamepak
    @Retrogamepak 10 лет назад

    Dunkey Plays Half Life 1, now thats a stream I would watch.

  • @sooeycune895
    @sooeycune895 3 года назад +2

    One hell of a game

  • @javierponce3097
    @javierponce3097 10 лет назад +3

    awwww dunkey you were so adorable!!

  • @USFighter
    @USFighter 2 года назад +1

    Dunkey is the BEST video game commentator to EVER FUCKING exist.

  • @RinsaVuIIer
    @RinsaVuIIer 4 года назад

    I love how you added a point just because Gman's face had good graphics.

  • @blitzzekwendel8154
    @blitzzekwendel8154 10 лет назад +12

    DID YOU REALLY JUST SHOW A RESIDENT EVIL 4 PIC AND SAID ITS LEFT 4DEAD OMG OMFG

    • @M4NuX2000
      @M4NuX2000 10 лет назад +61

      Welcome to Dunkey noob :)

    • @nibiru2x410
      @nibiru2x410 10 лет назад +23

      Is this your first Dunkey video?

    • @blitzzekwendel8154
      @blitzzekwendel8154 10 лет назад +6

      is this your first time reading sarcasm ?

    • @acai28
      @acai28 10 лет назад +16

      bLitzzeK Wendel sarcasm on the internet doesn't exist

    • @PLURxStudMuffin
      @PLURxStudMuffin 10 лет назад +16

      bLitzzeK Wendel i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg

  • @CANProductionZz
    @CANProductionZz 10 лет назад +5

    IT IS MY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU DUNKEY THANK YOU FOR THIS AMAZING PRESENT OF A BIRTHDAY!!!

  • @saggypants5688
    @saggypants5688 5 лет назад +1

    0:05 why does dunkey look like he’s about to say “U know we had to do it to em”

  • @pierceconnor9347
    @pierceconnor9347 10 лет назад

    Some reason our lord and savior dunked videos won't show up in my sub box. It's okay bby. Love you always dunked.