Engineer in a Can
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2022
- A brand new product! It's exactly what it is! It's an Engineer inside a Can for your daily use! By Tiny Desk Corporation. Buy it.
Obvious parody, I don't sell those.
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- Elden Ring OST - Lichdragon Fortissax
- HALO Main Theme
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- Cover - Patrick Patrikios
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The fact that engineer still seems to be aware is just horrifying
Yeah but so are his student loans. Man's gotta pay somehow.
An eldritch being like himself is not fazed by mortal concerns
@Durgle tiny desk engineers are spawned from the ritual of the mighty engineers, smh my head
that's just a sign of high quality product
You think THAT'S horrifying? Try listening to the disclaimer at 1:44 at .25 speed.
What a bargain!
This CAN help us to get rid of bots and box spies, probably.
Yes we can!!
Despite its Biohazard and dangerous
but it smells good!
@@smugsuperoof4314 how does it smell like though ?
@@grzes848909 It can smell like the good smell you are thinking right now
@@tugazu What if I think it smells like an engineer in a can which smells like an engineer in a can?
Yes hello, my tiny desk engineer in a can occasionally screams. I'd like to order 10 more
Cost 999.9 dollars, would you like taking your tiny desk to make a doscount?
If he screams too much, just shake the can. Nothing a good shake *can* not fix.
The stuff is neat... Just wish they sold these in bigger canisters. **Holds up Rosmarinus, the usual canister removed, before shoving an engineer in a can onto it.** It would help with Fumigating Box Spy colonies. **Can Faintly screams.** Oh Shut up. **Smacks can.**
@@chrismclean4789 yes.
My tiny engineer in a can keeps dancing conga, should i be worried?
*_”Wow, they have it! Canned _**_-bread-_**_ Engineer!”_*
- Squidward Tennisballs
*Muffled Texan Aaaarggh!!*
*It's Tortellini!*
(Squidward Tennis) balls.
Imagine if the engineer in a can was real irl and we could have just a lot of dancing engineers every where
Sounds like a world worse than any Hell
and explosions
@@teleportedbreadfor3days and yet i would do it
but im also an engi main, so its basicly just daily life for me
Then a production facility where they squeeze humans into canned products would also be real.
Just make sure to wear ear protections while on-site. No silly, not to protect your ears from loud industrial noises, it's to protect your soul from the inhuman sounds of agony they must produce
Imagine if they were used for slave labor
1:05
Warning: Do not pour 'Engineer in a Can' substance into a bucket or any open container
Or he will escape
@@tubularfantasy *WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!*
Yep, noted.
Would it be allowed if I shipped the substance into 3008-1?
@@GSFigure then it will ask to see the manager of the infinite ikea
- Is toxic
- Causes nuclear fallout
+ Smells nice
This is literally description of toilet air freshners
as a Febreeze user I confirm this to be true
Like.. 99% of all products like that, let’s be real.
The look of raw terror in Heavy’s face at 0:45 as the Engineer cultists summon a Vagineer followed by his conscience screaming _”GET THE F*CK OUT OF HERE B!TCH”_ will never not be hilarious
Because Lalve’s hatred for Scout is based as fuck
It’s my favorite part too, just that face then the scream of utter fear.
I saved that part to play while I listen to audio role play. It’s actually fun to pretend I’m in danger
Yeah that part where his mind screams never gets old!
@@patrik9328i do hate scout too. They dodge all my minigun shots...
1:44 "Should the product explode, that's not our concern. We don't know if the engineer in a can might go rouge, and start attacking you or your neighbors and family. In that case: try to turn the switch from "EVIL" to "GOOD" in the back of the product; It doesn't have one yet- and it probably never will. Then you MIGHT be doomed, but we don't really am (Are) responsible. Don't try to make him angry, he flourishes from anger and will consume your thoughts daily until he grows into the next level of the universe destroyer. Thank you for your purchase "
Reminds me a lot of the announcer in the first few test chambers in Portal 2
**Glances at the Engineer in a Can attached to my Rosmarinus, before shrugging carelessly.** Eh, not the first time I have used an Eldritch being as part of a weapon before.
Thank you, my autistic brother, for saving me the time and effort of having to load this video on editing software to find out what was said.
Also, it's spelled "rogue," not "rouge." Going rogue implies going against the established order. Going rouge implies application of makeup and/or Sonic inflation porn.
@@Xbalanque84 That name screwed me over forever
*A demoman blows up an Engineer*
"Oooh, they gonna havta bury what's left of ye in a CAN!"
Tiny Desk Corporation: "We can work with this."
1:16 I love how this is a parody of medicine commercials and all their side effects with heavy joyfully dancing in the background
these animations get more surrealist and chaotic the longer TF2 goes without an update i swear
Collective schizofrenia getting more severe as time passes
WE swear.
No updates no hats makes TF2 animators.. something something.
This has better pricing than the Holiday Edition Tiny Desk Engineer.
But is it a bwtter deal?
but they smell like strawberries :D
Does Emperor approve Tiny Desk Engineer?
@@patrik9328 It has his blessing.
@@tektoastium7241 of course it is
Until it explodes
things engineer in a can can do
-scream
-0:20 highly eco unfriendly
0:35 protects your house from storms
-0:50 apply the spray on french people will make them explode
-.0:54 attract box spies
1:03 dip your tools in that sh*t I don't know
Not only do they explode, but they explode into fiery baguettes XD
@@cookingwithwaluigi3833 0:48
@@16russelllewis45 1:11
Also its toxic and radioactive but smells nice
It automatically applies WD-40, duct tape, or high-yield explosives to solve all engineering problems
Using it on non-engineering problems causes unexpected results, unless those problems are vaguely related to barbecue or traditional Southern cooking. Then it works as a universal flavor-enhancer, even being able to un-burn well done steak.
Properly cooked steak and corn bread can be used to refill the Engineer in a Can. Just leave the appropriate food items with the Engineer in a Can in a dark container and the food will disappear into the can, revitalizing the Engineer in the can.
Warning: Engineer in a can solved practical problems. Not problems like “what is beauty”. Because that would fall within the purviews of your conundrums of philosophy.
Hmm, Could have learned that before I had bought a new Can. Thank you for the information. I was almost done with my Second Can, and I cannot find the first can.
**Removes the Engineer in a Can from Rosmarinus, before shoving it, a few slices of Corn Bread and two Steaks into a Dark container.**
Just like the combat engineers from the US military
i would unironically buy this
0:50 spits a little bit of Yep Kaie to the f*cking spy and he dies from spontaneous combustion of baguettes
Finally, Tiny Desk Corp's products are available to a wider audience, I was waiting for the price to go down to get my Tiny Desk Engineer!
who said anything about the price going down?
"The little echo-y engi screaming really sold me! I'll take 50!" - actual, totally not paid, uncoerced, "happy" customer
The Tiny Desk Engineer miniaturization has gone well, but I think what the children are _really_ screaming for these days is Engineer in a convenient, ingestible pill. The breakthroughs in medical science (namely, an engineer breaking violently through your chest cavity) will be incredible!
1:43 Should the product explode, that's not our concern. We don't know if the engineer in a can might go rogue and start attacking you or your neighbors and family; In that case, try to turn the switch from evil to good on the back of the product. It doesn't have one yet and probably never will, and you might be doomed but we don't really (am?) responsible. Don't try to make him angry, he flourishes from anger and will consume your thoughts daily until he grows into the next level of the universe destroyer. Thank you for your purchase.
Hmmm….
I love how the engineer in the can kept screaming randomly
Wouldn't you if you were forced to be kept inside a can for the rest of your life?
@@FilipV88 fair point, but what if it's the ghost of the engineer that was used to make this?
@@dangerousgirl105d8 We don't know further about the strange procedures in Tiny Desk Corp. It's all a mystery for us.
He is in fucking agony so yeah
This really is the future of engineering.
the time of YEEEEEEE-
Yes indeed
and the person below will get a free tiny dancing engineer
@@Noah977_e ME I WANT I MISSED THE SALE
I feel like I’ve seen you before anyways this is indeed the future of engineering you can even spray it in your mouth to get that daily dose of engineer taste warning though you you do spray it into your mouth you will have a feeling you want to sacrifice a scout and dance anyways I give this product a rating of YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW-/10
0:32 NICE :)
0:25 thanks obama
The warning:
"Should the product explode; that's not our concern. We don't know if the Engineer In A Can might go rouge, and start attacking you, or you neighbors and family. In that case, try to turn the switch from Evil to Good at the back of the product. It doesn't have one yet, and probably never will, and you might be doomed, but we don't really am responsible. Don't try to make him angry. He flourishes from anger and will consume your thoughts daily until he grows into the next level of the universe destroyer."
Thanks, i can read what he's saying while he's Fast forwarding.
0:12
It seems Tiny Desk corp follows the trend of all companies in June
Coming Soon: The Engineer in a Bucket Meal Deal. Get it at your local Tiny Desk Corp. Food Dispensary Restaurant Place, sometime in the whenever
I love the idea that Tiny Desk Corp are simultaneously doubling down on the evil and getting desperate because they're running out of ideas
I really don't know why but the "engineer screams from inside the can" joke got funnier every time
0:06 can I just point out how terrifyingly smooth that heavy tposes towards the camera?
5/5 Stars
The Engineer in a can really help improve my life. It help me bring my children to sleep. It even help get rid of the demon in my basement.
Recommended 👍
I give it a 2.
Bought a can and tried to dip my tools in it but some engineer jumped out and attacked me, luckily I warded it off with my frying pan but now it’s on the loose attacking my neighbors
@@super-zw3ep **Walks in with a Dead Engineer skewered on the end of a GroßeMesser.** Please, try to avoid throwing litter into other people's yards. **Scrapes the Engineer off.**
If our world would work on gmod logic I would buy every single product this company makes.
I recently discovered that the Engineer in a Can is able to replace the Pyro's Flamethrower's fuel tank to amplify its damage. Though when I tested this, I heard the Engineers screams within the can come out of the flamethrower.
Also burnt victims had a liquid smoke smell.
I can confirm that the Engineer in a Can product has finally helped me to defeat soldier of godrick!
As a long time Tiny Desk Engineer owner, this is just what I need in my life! And with the deal of 99.98, I’d be a fool NOT to buy it!
Loved the SCP-173 heavy. Makes me wonder if there is any SCP gamemode for TF2
I seriously hope Lalve can actually make a microscopic enginere toy as merch XD
After I tried Engineer in a Can, it helped me build an IKEA shelf in under five minutes without using the spare screws!
...
also I have Turbo-cancer in my brain from sniffing it too much and now all I can think about are perfect angles, collecting scrap metal off the street, perfectly cooked bacon, and I can taste the color of yellow.
As long as you dont get a haircut, snort Pootis or do stoopid magic with Merasmus, you should be fine
@@patrik9328 ah ha. I was wondering why I was still alive from a week ago.
But now my taste for yellow has developed into a taste for orange..
0:18 with that facial expression, I know where this is going...
Haters gonna hate, but this is a revolutionary product that can transform the the 4th Industrial Revolution
I see you EVERYWHERE. XD
0:03, 173 looking kinda Heavy.
1:07 I just noticed that Heavy screamed like Jim Carrey from the Sonic movie! Good taste Doc! 🤣
0:38 truly wholesome
One moment, thousands of words - 0:44
The best thing since canned bread
And spray egg
Canned bread and spray egg exist?
Is the warranty still viable after 1 year?
I wasn’t expecting that at 0:57 but I’m all for it.
1:57
The dance of a happy customer.
01:56 Wait, wait... is this... teaser for... tiny desk Heavy? Holy shit, Tiny Desk Corp's the best company of making stuff, just shut up and take my money, pack couple tiny desk heavy`s for me please
I was having trouble fixing a bug, so I sprayed some 'Engineer in a Can' on my keyboard. Turns out all the algorithm needed was a good "Yeeeeeeeeeeeee!" to get up and running.
Truly amazing stuff! 👍
I like how at the end the Heavy just starts doing Jet Set Radio idle animations.
"we don't know if the engineer in the can will start to grow and attack you, your neighbours and your family . should that happens try turning the switch from evil to good at the back of the can. it doesn't have one yet and probably never will, in that case you're doomed but we're not responsible. you should not make him angry as he flourishes from anger and can consume your thoughts until he grows into the next level of the universe. constant engineer screaming" yeah the crazy shits you'll heard if you play back 0.25 speed at the end
I bought one and used it on my engineer-in-a-box.
Said box produced bacon for my tiny desk engineer after.
Marvelous!
I don’t think that’s bacon…
@@super-zw3ep ye...I tried eating a piece, it exploded in my mouth
1:17 For god sake i need a one hour loop of that Heavy dance
1:11 Yet another staff shot. Is it me, or does the Tiny Desk Corporation have a bit of a mutiny problem?
I like the muffled screams coming from the can
“HE WILL CONSUME YOUR THOUGHTS!”
Finally, peace.
"Imagine a world without the sun"
Finally, Florida can have snow
"It's Like A Handyman In A Can!"
*-Phil Swift*
Im gonna spray it on my Tiny Desk Engineer and my Engineer in a box while the two are synced and see what happens.
It's actually liquid Yeehaw in a can.
its not liquid yeehaw its liquid yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee XD
Doesn't that mean it's a bomb
First bread in a can
And now introducing:
ENGINEER IN A CAN
BUY ONE AND GET A FREE TINY DESK ENGINEER
COST : 30$
"Imagine a world without the sun."
I'm Finnish so I don't have to imagine.
Same xD
This why TF2 never dies.. and gmod "random" animations either. Watching Lalve videos make me remember the good old days that random shit that always make me laugh (Gmod idiot box, kitty0706, and more) 5 minutes of laughing watching this 2 times in a row
Tiny desk engineers is childhood nostalgia to me, and now there being engineer in a can is something
From 1:44: "Should the product explode, thats not our concern. We don't know if the "Engineer In A Can" might go rogue and start attacking you or your neighbors and family. In that case, try and turn the switch from evil to good on the back of the product. It doesn't have one yet, and probably never will and you might be doomed, but we don't really know. Don't try to make him angry. He flourishes from anger and will consume your thoughts daily until he grows into the next level of a universe destroyer. Thank you for your purchase"
So glad i picked up my tiny desk engineers back when they released when they where only 79.99, it was a good investment
ENGINEER-ON! Apply directly to the chokepoint!
A great gift for friends! I sent it to one of my buddies, and I haven't heard from them since. Undoubtedly this is because they loved the product so much that they are now DEAD
to the world because they just can't stop using this AMAZING product!
Engineering has never been easier with Engineer in a can
"imagine the world without the sun" *everything freezes over but it's still daytime*
Can’t wait to use this product so I eventually die from overexposure to radiation poisoning
Dr Lalve never stop hating on scouts and I loved it xD
The fact that if you set playback speed to .25 actually makes that nonsense at the end understandable is just a god tier play.
I have a tiny desk engineer and engineer in a box and now an engineer in a can. I square dance with joy. I polish my wrenches with it and man oh man if the feeling of being beaten to death doesn't kill you, the toxic chemicals sure will
I feel like engineer in a can won’t have enough engineer for my daily engineering needs. Any chance this comes in a bucket?
I'll always love the fast pace humor of your videos and the great sfm visual gags that flow so naturally!
Tiny Desk Corp never fails to amaze with their array of products!
11/10, would yee again
Sprayed this on my roommate, they started square dancing uncontrollably.
10/10 product.
Spy exploding into bagguet was the funniest shit i have watched this week
This is the greatest advertisement I have ever seen. Well, greatest after the original Tiny Desk Engineer ad, of course.
Tiny desk engineer is my favourite series on yt and I've already bought all their products. No, my life isn't in danger or something I swear (hep).
Bruh, the discount is soo much, I can't belive Tiny Desk Corp is basically giving their proucts for free at this point
the small *yip yip* makes my heart flutter away with joy
Warning:
Should the product explode that is not our concern.
We don't know if the engineer in a can might go rogue and start attacking you or your neighbors and family.
In that case, try to turn the switch from evil to good at the back of the product.
It doesn't have one yet, and probably never will and you might be doomed but we don't really am responsible.
Don't try to make him angry. He flourishes from anger and will consume your thoughts daily until he grows into the next level of the universe destroyer.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURCHASE
1:43
Warning:Should the product explode that's not our concern we don't know if the engineer in the can might go rogue and start attacking you or you're neighbors and family's in that case. try and turn the switch from evil to good in the back of the product. it doesn't have one yet and probably never will and you might be doomed but we don't really have responsible don't try make him angry. he flourishes from anger and will consume your thoughts daily until he grows in to the next level of the universe destroyer. Thank you for your patience
Play it on speed 0.25
Good thing that "Tiny desk corp" abandoned the concept of installing the "good - evil" switch at the back of their product. It's perfect the way it is.
Love the detail of how they're sacrificing a virgin (namely scout) to the engineer god.
Ah good. Finally I can serenade my Tiny Desk Engineer with compressed screams of texan anguish. Thanks Tiny Desk Corp!
is no one gonna talk about how the main heavy has started to look more and more emotionless than before? he is surely burned out but is the only entity good enough to protagonize Tiny Desk co, properly...
NOTICE: no engineers, heavies, snipers, soldiers, demomen, spies or scouts were harmed during the filming of this commercial. if you know what I mean
0:01 0:13 0:31 0:37 0:42 0:53 0:58 1:00 wink wink
0:54 - 0:56 "Repel Box Spies with the Engineer In A Can."
"HA" *Box Spies zoom towards The Heavy ignoring the effects of The Engineer In A Can entirely*
I love how the price of the Tiny Desk Engineer (trademark) is slowly rising.
I see it is extremely effective against box-spies, but can it repel other creatures like the spinning snipers and scunts? I am interested.
Engineer in a can doesnt work on Snipers.Effects of Using it on a Scunt needs more research
phone number doesnt work help
i'll never get tired of the visual gag where someone being shot from waist-down pops in from out of frame with their upper body
The engineer scream had me in tears
1:02 heavy likes furries in your videos?
Same question I have
Idk why the group of heavies grooving at the end was so pleasing to watch but it was
Honestly I don't know how they come up with these prices. Absolute bargains.
And I love that little inflatable Heavy at the end but it looks like his stopper's come loose
"constant armagedon of cat" seems fine to me