Announcer Larry Collmus calls the 7th at Monmouth Park
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- Опубликовано: 21 авг 2010
- Some people pick a horse based on their name. Wait until you hear this race call by Monmouth Park track announcer Larry Collmus on Sunday, August 22, 2010 when the #3 horse Mywifenosevrything battles with the #7 Thewifedoesntknow
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"Honey, I'm working late tonight"
"That's not my credit card charge."
"Sleeping on the sofa"
"They´re one-two... Of course they are..."
Give that announcer an Award!
"I'm getting a divorce" should of came third.
"Tiger Woods story in a nutshell"...too funny and so true!
Love ya Monmouth Park...been comin' to the races there
since I was a kid with my Aunt, much older now, yet such great memories
of standing on the rails as those horse flew by!
this was absolutely HYSTERICAL!! I LOVED IT!!! Gotta give credit to the people that named these horses too!! NICE CHOICES!! LMAO!!
"My Wife knows everything!
The wife doesn't know!
My Wife knows everything!
The wife doesn't know!
My wife knows everything!
MORE than the wife doesn't know!"
Amazing that he went from this to calling two Triple Crown victories.
hah that random "yeeaah" at the end
Moral of the story: NEVER bet that The Wife Doesn't know!
Mywifenosevrything!
THEWIFEDOESNTKNOW!
Mywifenosevrything, more than Thewifedoesntknow!
"the wife doesn't know" cheated on "my wife knows everything" with "miss tallahassee"
I would love it better if the horses name were "she loves me" and "she loves me not"...classic!!!
What's also funny is that these two horses are in the same race on Sunday at Monmouth in the eighth race. Post time is slated for 4:02 ET! It could happen again!
The race caller, Larry Collmus, is great. He's the one that called American Pharoah's Triple Crown.
sorry Tom Durkin is 100 times better.....and Dave Johnson
Chic Anderson was the best of all.
This was hilarious to me back when it was upload
hats off to the commentator ... :D
I love the part where at 1:23 where he said My Wife Knows Everything and The Wife Doesn't Know are coming after Lady Mutada like the wives are going after the mistress LOL!
Larry Collmus is going to call the triple crown this year on NBC
My left ear enjoyed this.
Facts
Me: My wife knows everything.
You: The wife doesn't know anything.
That was the funniest announcement I ever heard I can't wait for the Kentucky Derby today.
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He must have loved calling this race.
Can you believe this? I love it!
I still say the best race-horse name is "Hoof Hearted"
My wife knows everything! wife doesn't know! My wife knows everything! The wife doesn't know! MAKE UP YOUR MIND! lol
LOL thank Hoof Hearted
wow, the Transcribe Audio on this video makes it even funnier. "my wife does everything" lol
Search for Hoof Hearted, greatest horse racing announcement of all time.
"My Wife knows everything and The wife doesn't know are 1-2. Of course they are."
MY wife knows everithing
my wife doesnt know !!!
xD LOL
MrZocor- there were 2 horses in the race, mywifenoseverything and thewifedoesntknow, they were basically opposites of each other, saying a wife knows all, or she doesnt know at all. they ended up finishing 1-2 in the same race, which was really ironic
@ancebal It's in mono, left channel only. Check your speakers.
Reminds me when My Sister Krack and My Sister Sack were in the same race - the Family Heritage Stakes in Australia - and they deadheated!!!
OMG! This is to funny. "My wife knows everything" &"My wife doesn't know" Ha Ha Ha Ha hahahaha Great Race!
In the end, remember that the guy who tells his wife everything wins!
he called that a little too much, now my wife is looking lol
I can't understand how he manage to not comment on this!
i died at that guy at the end, yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Funny announcer calling the two finishing horses who are named "My Wife Know Everything" and "The Wife Doesn't Know"
@TheEndCr3dits Thoroughbred's names are only allowed eighteen letters. That horse's name is exactly that. It was the only way it would fit.
Larry Collmus is the BEST!!
If I would have seen this I would have played it....
This cracks me up!
I think the owners name these horses like they do for their own personal enjoyment.
this is hilarious! Love it!
Lady Mutata! My Wife Knows everything! The Wife Doesnt know! Haha
my wife knows everything more than the wife doesn't know. haha
Was that Howard Dean at the end?
Classic story !!! I think my wife does know by the way.
The Wife ALWAYS knows everything!!
If Tiger Woods' conscience was a horse race it would sound like this.
That is just awesome!!!
would have been nice to see race card with all names
The first time I heard this, I didn't see the horses I was just listening. I was like "DUDE! Make up your mind! Does your wife know or not?!"
Random guy at the end YEAAAAHH!!
@RJLuke7 Know of any video of this? I'm sure it'd be a great view.
So, does the wife know or not? :)
Rin Jackson, they think they know.
There was a rematch yesterday (10/3) in the eighth at Monmouth, but both were out of the money.
I kept wondering if there were any men with guilty secrets watching this, who took it as a sign and ran home to confess it all.
This reminds me of Spike Jones' William Tell Overture (elsewhere on YT).
Should have called it Mywifeshouldntleavethekitchen, ha!
Wow, look at the sloppy tack, I love when the track is slop, it makes the race more intresting
HAHAHAH I can't stop laughing..............
good stuff.
EYYYEEEEEEE ROOOONNNIEEEEEE
The horse," my wife is buried somewhere" didn't make the post.
"You like potato chips? WEST COST BIAS!!!1111ELEVENTY"
2:05 Creepy YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.............
Ah, yes... the 63rd annual Abbott & Costello Stakes.
@cj9681 Olbermann: "By the way, the race name was the Tiger Woods Handicap.
"Just kidding."
The Tiger Woods comments are EPIC LOLLL
@dan0258520 You mean "Who farted?" because that's how the announcer made it sound like.
no audio. WTF
and coming in dead last
my wife divorced me
This was so funny 👍👍
i laughed so much at this x.x
Was it just me, or did that dude yelling at the end sound like Charlie from Its Always Sunny?
" there 1 2 of course they are"
Larry Collmas is awesome. The wife knows everything, the wife doesn't know???
little miss macho, my wife knows everything, lady butata, rohose tune, my wife doesn't know, Lanie's hope, on the lucky side, morning side heights, late for class, miss Tallahassee,
did i get all the names?
I'm pretty sure the wife knows everything...
@TheEndCr3dits New Horse name: "TheEndCr3dits doesn't know anything"
To me the funniest horse name was Hoof Hearted. (It's on RUclips)
@twistedboy67 ,
No, it's Monmouth.
@ricebabytran
Wow!
What are the odds?
Where’s Sea Biscuit?
Ohhhhhhhhhh Larry :-)
What a Perfect Call for you to have that opportunity!! LMAO
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... Just too funny.
WTG MY FRIEND, YOU ARE THE BEST..
(I wish I knew!!!!!! Sooner, ahahhahahhahhahah ;-)
Love ya
(Hey, are there any openings in the Control Room??? LOL, I need a job, LMAO)
who is on 1st?
probably the funniest thing that i ever saw on you tube! lmao
funny funny funny and funny i lke it good one
More than my wife doesn’t know!!!
THIS JUST IN: The wife knows everything about nothing!
Both horses have one owner, right?
@crazyshooter07 yup
@TheEndCr3dits its obviously deliberate, feel free to make up another cool list though.
im so confused
1:40 LOL!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO!!!
Classic