It's All About Quality Time, Not Quantity Time. Goumba Johnny Sialiano - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- It's all about quality time, not quantity time, or at least thats what Goumba Johnny Sialiano says in his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. Filmed in early 2020 during the global pandemic this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Goumba Johnny Sialiano is filled with hilarious stories about how kids will be affected by the pandemic, spending way too much time in the house and a myriad of hilarious anecdotes that are sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from beginning to end.
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I LOVE DryBar comics! Anyone else?
Hell yeah! Some of them are funnier than most well-known comedians. Real talk!
I don’t listen to any of the swear every other word comedians anymore, these guys are so good.
It is nice to have it on in the house we all like it..
Absolutely. If they are actually funny.
No. I just like comedians in general
I'm so happy I found drybar they have comedians that I've never seen before and the comedy is always fresh.
DBC is my escape! Laughter is free and so good for my soul. I love seeing people laugh and I love it when someone makes me laugh! I love this stuff and watch it nightly just for a “lift” before bed. You can still be totally hysterical and not vulgar crude or nasty and I love this the most.
“ if you haven’t you should,
Because it’s fun and fun is good”
-Dr. Seuss❤
Really appreciate cleaner comedy. It's a real challenge to do that so it's always interesting to see how they do. Dry Bar is always a good time!
So many of the comedians today entire performances are centered around dirty comedy, which doesn’t take any talent at all. It’s much harder to make an audience laugh without the dirty topics. I really appreciate comedians that can pull it off.
SO TRUE! Since when did we stop saying bless you at church?
I swear so much these dry bar comics impress me lmao
I like his style and he’s easy on the eyes. Good choice DB.👍
A pandemic flashback: we had to wear masks to the same bank that made us remove our motorcycle helmets, for the cameras.
Yeah, but they wanted to perfect their new partial facial recognition software
Go Johnny. You’re the man.
Just a Reality check: Our Home Schooled kids were THREE YEARS ahead of public school
when we enrolled them in High School! My granddaughter is now Home Schooled and she is
on the level of college kids who live around her... she is in the 7th grade!
Yes you actually homeschooled them. The pandemic was school at home. Different thing altogether. Congrats on educating your children the best way👍
@@Beepbopboop19 Thank You. My Homeschooled Daughter went on to College, got her degree in Education, became an Elementary School Teacher, and after 3 years of the System squelching her efforts, quit, started her own business and Homeschools my Granddaughter.
I love these shows
Thank you! Love this guy. The last few comedians have been a little off, but there’s no losing with Johnny. His timing and material are great.
😂 hilarious! I do not miss those times when my kids where home during the pandemic 😷
You're hilarious and you're 💯 %right, I talked to my daughter yesterday and I sounded like my father
He is as real as they come. I have same crap with my adult children; I cannot wait till they get the same grief they caused me cuz I wouldnt cave in and let them have the latest things....pleaza!
Hey when your feeling low and your life feels like it's going down the drain. Just remember it could always be worse. And listen to that song, it makes me smile every time almost. Hehehe.
As a personal trainer I can confirm - this is the entirety of my job.
Terrific, nothing like good comedy 🤣
I liked this guy. The last couple I saw thought they had to scream and yell and I hate that. This guy got a little excited on a couple spots but he was much funnier and got himself in check quickly. I loved his show. The guy before I turned off.
I did laugh, he IS an actual comedian.
Truly funny and clean. Unusual these days. Bravo!!!
Known as the "crazy uncle" but is actually the based and smart one.
What an awesome set! Thanks Dry Bar and Goumba Johnny Sialiano for the laughs!
Funny... good premise... unique content!
Very relevant observations on how life is a comedy! 😀
Milld funny but funny, love that I can listen at the dinner table.
Ready to have good time 😁
Very funny, well done 👍🏻🙂
Thanks! So very funny! We need more comedy like this. 👍 :)
¡Gracias!
Thanks!
Thank you, some great laughs, very enjoyable
Really funny. I love all the comics I learn about on drybar!
1980?? I visited in 1991 and things were very different back then. I can only imagine what it must've been in 1980!!? Rail road trains rolling through Maine Street?? Or not
Utah/Salt Lake City has become my hometown after so many years. We contributed, we suffered along with they. My children, if I ever do have any, will be able to say: I am from Utah?? Your Father is from S California, Boy!
This is the best dry comedy 1 billion percent clean funny you can't get any more perfect
He's not only funny but cute too! This guy is great.
I owned fitness clubs for 15 years…also a personal trainer. And, I used to
Say “personal trainers are professional counters”. 😂😂😂
THIS GUY NEEDS TO KEEP HIS HANDS OUT OF HIS POCKETS.
Nice to hear clean comedy!
Johnny b. err… Is Good loved it, great truth as well
Thanks! Loved your humor!
It's a taco .... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
he's funny, i love the 2015 segment!
@@edithdlp8045 true! funniest thing was watching pple fighting over toilet paper in a store....lol...
I wonder what would happen if Johnny does a show there and has Anthony Rodia with him doing Uncle Vinny and Zia Lucia??
Wicked funny !
I hear that laughter die down!
Your neices should pay attention to what you're saying. 😉 I'll be 57 years old next month and am so unbelievably GRATEFUL I grew up when I did. I wouldn't trade it for anything! Can you even imagine how kids today would react if they had to hand write 500-1,000 word essays or book reports on a subject or book chosen by your teacher, using blue or black ink, IN CURSIVE, the words "a, and, if, of, for and the" do not count as part of the number of words required for that essay, you can not copy anything word for word from your sources of information, the essay can not be turned in with any misspelled words, it has to be rewritten to be turned in for English class in junior and senior high school? Not to mention to research the information for the essay, you have to use the card catalog in the library to locate books on the subject you were given and/or break open a volume of The Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Some essays even required being outlined as part of the assignment. Kids today can't do ANY of that!
~ APRIL LIPKE
Not the comedian's fault. I'm just shutting down all my social media. Thanks for the laughs.
Awesome Johnny!!!
Finally a conservative comic.
Liked!!!
Great 👍🙄
I don’t know why comedians always talk bad about home schooled kids? I have 4 nieces and nephews that were home schooled and have made a great life for themselves and their families
@@grumpyoldguy584 I know that! It was just a general discussion
"Home schooled kids are weird" a generalization made by most non home schooled people
Gotta make jokes about stuff
Your mom only had to walk 3 miles to school? My dad had to walk 5.
Great content from great comedian in great channel... Just, please control your hand Johnny while it is in your packet, it really get the focus out somewhere not good.
He was alright.. The only thing is he needs to get his hand out of his pocket.. That was distracting and made me think he was scratching himself a few times
@@grumpyoldguy584 ahh.. the ole dry bar comedy defender returns.. sigh
I'm right there with you!! I kept thinking he was playing with himself. That is almost what it looked like. Of course I'm sure he wasn't, but you're right, very distracting. I find it hard to believe that he hasn't been told this before but obviously doesn't care which is rude.
@@grumpyoldguy584 Umm it appears you're online name is well chosen. Perhaps you should consider a hobby? I think it might bring more joy than attacking strangers online, but to each his own. Sticks & stones....
Thanks
The guy from KTU radio station!
Very funny 😂
So we go to South Carolina 😅
Okay 'til it went political. There's no escape anymore.
Taco for me!
I'd be willing to bet that the majority of today's homeschooled kids are way better off than those receiving the conventional public school "education"
He totalllllly missed the opportunity to say “great, now we have brown rice.”
Oh look someone in a mask LOL 😂
I was given drugs through my window in the parking lot of Walmart. We both had masks.
It was the pharmacist assistant and it was all legal. I’ve never before gotten drugs like that and hope never to do it again but it was upside down for sure!!
Sicily was at one time owned by Spain, which likely explains the Iberian connection. To this day, Sicilian is the Italian language that is most similar to Spanish.
My brother close in age yesterday brought over not 1 but 2 pairs of my nephew's no longer fitting running shoes yesterday. He asked me what size of shoe I take in mens. When it comes to shoes too I insist on quality instead of quantity and so I don't know what to do with them while insisting on them sitting around here for my grandsons some day instead.
Didn't know Tom Brady does stand-up now... Must be handling the Giselle thing quite well
You understand that comedy is to make non stupid people laugh ?
"Had to walk to work, 3 miles, up hill, both ways..."
Stolen from the Four Yorkshiremen sketch by Monty Python, right down to the "and we were grateful" line.
I had lamb chops for dinner. Mmmm.
I really want to see the R rated version of this
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
There isn't one.
You're good without it.
Don't need foul language, if you do, you might have an issue
U r funnyyyy
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I love your emojis.😊
@@constanceskalecki4928 back at you Constance!☠️👻☠️👻☠️2022OCT
What's he doing with his hand in his pocket?
Had to turn it off. Got to be a little disturbing after noticing it.
"He pays his trainer $150 an hour" (the sound someone's brain exploding)
@Muddy Boots 🤯 So right!
But wouldn't someone want more quantity if it was better quality time spent with one or more people they truly enjoy spending time with... One would expect that to be true. Unless you consider 5 minutes sufficient quality time. Might take longer to arrive at the destination than 5 minutes...
I've never tipped on YT before, but if the first guy I tip is some white dude, the almighty algorithm might label me a racist.
Don't be a racist....hate everyone equally 😉 just teasing.
Voting, well as it goes the President of the United States of America is George W Bush and with 21 years in office due to the State of Emergency from events known as "Nine Eleven" and the State of Emergency from events known as "Covid19 Pandemic " as it goes we are on the 4th day of Advent and it's the 1090th Holy day of the Apocalypse in the Revelation of God Charles Andrew Oyedele Ososami.
Please have a good Advent season Christmas and the lot.
Peace
He need to keep his hand out of his pocket. Looks like he's doing something he shouldn't be.
I miss salty. Most of the salt sold out.
Foul language is the biggest turn off for me.
His attack on homeschooling is atrocious.
and I'm not even sure what that word means.
C-
@@grumpyoldguy584
Grumpy Old Guy, Shalom
You are amazing.
I am glad that you have made that statement.
Amazing insight.
Shalom
Was fun until the blasphemy.
I cant believe he stole his first big joke! The bank joke is totally robbed
I see what you did there 😏.
Please stop moving to Canada...honestly just stop moving here. We have problems like everyone else lol. People keep moving here and the Dr's keep moving to the US. Think about it...
thisguy stole the weapons in different rooms joke from kevin heart smh
The only thing rough about my life is realising how we are always being spied upon by Big Brother. But maybe that's because I'm from a communist country in the tropics.
It's getting worse in America every day
Home schooled kids are the cream of the crop, and they haven't been groomed. Love Dry Bar, you? not impressed
Yeah these kids are growing up where healthy banter and competitive smack talk is frowned upon but the teachers are allowed to be bullies so that when the kids graduate, they too can also be bullies. Makes total sense haha right ? Right.
It's very disturbing he keeps pouring his hands on his pockets and rubbing his leg. Is his junk/underwear sticking or something?
B-
This didn't age well .. people who voted senile in office fo sho regretting it now
Lame
Watching the compulsive hands in pockets, scratching, rumpled pants.etc. a bit distracting.
Yeah all it takes is about $600 to get certified to be a personal trainer. All you have to do is be able to answer the questions correctly. It's not rocket science. If only these people knew how to teach others how to program and how to cycle intensity and regulate it, then a lot of people would be in better shape and would enjoy the process
Great show he was a good life & reality every day thoughts comic
This guy is kinda funny. But the whole playing pocket-pool is cringey! Find something else to do with your hands fella.
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!